|“||The invasion of Czechoslovakia is a big mistake, a great threat to the peace of Europe and to the future of socialism in the world. It is completely unacceptable that socialist countries invade the freedom and the independence of another country. SHAME!||”|
— Nicolae Ceauşescu
The Socialist Republic of Romaniaball (known as the People's Republic of Romaniaball from 1947-65) or he likes to be called, "the National Communist State of Socialist Romaniaball" was a former satellite state of Soviet Unionball, lasting for 40 years as a socialist state and for 20 years as a Soviet satellite.
Romaniaball was born as a 2ball, later adopted by Daciaball, SPQRball, Hunnic Empireball, Gepidsball, Avarballs, Magyarsball, Mongol Empireball and Kingdom of Hungaryball until he became independent as Wallachiaball and Moldaviaball only to be adopted by Ottoman Empireball later. While under Ottoman Empireball he united forming Romaniaball and shortly after became independent again.
In the aftermath of World War I, Bessarabiaball declared independence from Russian Empireball then united with Kingdom of Romaniaball then Bukovinaball, Banatball and Transylvaniaball declared union with him based on President Wilson's self-determination principle and he became Greater Romaniaball.
In the aftermath of World War II, he was occupied by Soviet Unionball, lost Bessarabiaball, half of Bukovinaball and turned commie shortly after. He became a socialist republic but turned into a police state by 1971 due to its leader, Nicolae Ceaușescu, who became a Stalin-like leader. Eventually, by the 1980s, his policies caused living standards to decline and this culminated in a violent revolution in 1989 which ended the communist regime and created a new democratic state. Despite the violent fall of the communist government, many citizens of Romaniaball miss him. During Ceauşescu's regime, he is responsible for killing approximately 2 million people.
- North Koreaball - BFF. We helped each other during the Cold War.
- Chinaball - Another good friend and North Koreaball's boss. Our leaders are friends.
- Czechoslovakiaball - Best friend from Europe. He suffered at the Prague Spring.
- Vietnamball - Helped him in Vietnam War.
- Ba'athist Iraqball - Trading partner.
- Palestineball - I recognize and support him with guns and training, he also had an office in Bucharest.
- Northern Bukovinaball & Bessarabiaball - I secretly still miss you, but I'm not allowed to say it because of Sovietball.
Someday you will become part of Romania again.
- PSR Albaniaball - The most tolerable bunker-builder buddy in Europe. But try opening your country and be more tolerable with the USAball and Sovietball.
- Yugoslaviaball - Great non-aligned comrade who appreciates me. I want to join him, but Control Freak won't let me.....NOT! Don't worry, that control freak can't control me.
- West Germanyball - Best westerner friend and better Germany.
- Franceball - You President can visit my country, YAY!
- UKball - My Conducător became the only romanian who jumped into the Queen of England's chaise.
- Italyball - Best latin brother! We can share to each other our ancient times!
- Israelcube - Best Middle Eastern friend. But free Palestine,please.
- Gaddafiball - Kebab friend that I like. We can build road, train roads and apartments in your clay.
- Central African Republicball - I can develop your clay with my paradise. Long live Bokassa!
- Cubaball - Great guy, I like his cigarettes and leader Fidel Castro!
- Democratic Kampucheaball - Best Southeast Asian nation of all time. We can into hatings that Brezhnev!
- Islamic Iranball - He's quite friendly to me, I had good relations with him since Pahlavi Iranball times, also I had to deal with the revolts coming from him.
- Sovietball - Fellow comrade that gave back Transylvania and sent me into space, but you stole Bessarabiaball and Northern Bukovinaball and I want it back. FUCK YOU, I NEVER OF LIKINGS YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! YOU ARE OF COMMUNIST SLAVE CATCHER WHO TREATS POORLY THE SLAVES! I LIKE COMMUNISM NATIONALISM, IT MATTERS FOR ME, I AM OF INDEPENDENT HAHAHAHAHA, MOTHERFUCKER!!
- USAball - We became friends in 1968, but you are still a capitalist pig, so it's complicated (
USA started the 1989 Revolution). But we can into tourism trade in my clay! I LIKE your movies soo much and I didn't boycott at your 1984 Summer Olympics.
- PR Polandball - A soviet slave. But at least we are friends and not enemies.
- PR Bulgariaball - Maybe we are friends. But you are still a COWARD!
- Romaniaball - You betrayed me tovarăș. WE COULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT COUNTRY BUT YOU WANTED STUPID CAPITALISM. YOU COULD BE LEAD BY CEAUSESCU BUT YOU KILLED HIM LIKE A DOG. I'LL COME BACK YOU STUPID FASCIST! At least we both hate Ion Iliescu.
- Kingdom of Romaniaball - Another stupid CAPITALIST. HAHAHAHA YOU DOWN YOU STUPID FASCIST MONARCHIST! At least you removed fascist from power BUT NOT UNTIL 1944 AND YOU HAD BEEN COLLABORATING WITH THE FASCISTS FOR 3 YEARS BY THEN! I'M GLAD SOVIET KILLED YOU!
- People's Republic of Kampucheaball - Fake Kampuchea. You don't deserve anything. Khmer Rouge is the true Kampuchea, idiot!
- Rest of the Warsaw Pactball - They are controlled by the Soviet Union and they are too stupid to realise the truth. AND I WILL NEVER BE YOUR SLAVE!
- PR Hungaryball - Rival! I WILL REMOVE YOUR INFERIOR CRAP FROM MY CLAY! FUCK YOU AND YOUR SANCTIONS! YOU ARE WEAK AND A STALINISTIC SLAVE!
- East Germanyball - A stupid soviet ally that is poor and plays with a shitty doll. AND WEST GERMANY IS BETTER THAN YOU!