Saudi Arabiaball

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Saudi Arabiaball, officially the Kingdom of Saudi Arabiaball, is an Arab-Muslim countryball located in the Arabian peninsula. He borders Iraqball, Jordanball, and  Kuwaitball to the North, Omanball and Yemenball to the South, and Qatarball and UAEball to the Southeast. The country is divided into 13 regions, along with the capital Riyadhball and big city jeddah (everything is halal in jeddah!), and the two Islamic holy sites, Meccaball and Medinaball, giving him a total area of 830,000 square miles, making him the 12th largest country in the world. With a population of about 33.41 million as of 2018, he is the 40th most populous country in the world, and the 4th most popular human migration destination.

Saudi Arabiaball claims that he have the oldest Arab-speaking clay because a French-Saudi expedition found "the oldest Arabic script" in his clay (older even than the Quran). Which in a sense makes it the equivalent of Spainball (from Hispanosphere), Englandball (of the Anglosphere) and Franceball (of the Francophonie) in the Arab World (or Arabsphere)

As an Islamic Arab state located in the Middle East, he has the privilege of joining the Arab Leagueball, OICball, and the Gulf Cooperation Councilball to protect his friends from his rival Iranball. Saudi Arabia is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball, as well as being a major non-Nato ally.

Saudi Arabia is often seen as one of the most religious and strict countries in the world. While he is a wealthy country with ties to USAball, his way of life is mainly based off the Qu'ran, and thus he acts very intolerable to things the Western World takes for granted. He bans Judaism, forbids any type of Alcohol, Today however, he is beginning to open up, as he recently allowed women to drive and even opened up a movie theater in his capital. I think Saudi Arabia will be 1th in woman rights so soon.

His national day is September 23rd and his astrological sign is Libra.

Relationships

صديق/Friends

•  Thailandball - The best country in the world
• Arab Leagueball - Of Salaams! I love my Arab Countries!
• Bahrainball - Helping him against Iranball
• Croatiaball - He likes Albania and he dislikes Serbia so we can be friendly
• Egyptball - He killed me when the first time I born in 1818 but he is good friend now "cuz I give him money". Also a stronk helpful brother.
• Chinabitch - He and I can be good. Sometimes he is a bitch and is friends with Iran, but China and Saudi Arabia have been increasing cooperation in the energy and financial sectors, One Belt One Road Initiative, and has signed numerous deals across several areas. King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud and Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman also hinted that China could boost its diplomatic footprint in the Middle East, while stating that “Saudi Arabia is willing to work hard with China to promote global and regional peace, security and prosperity”. So I kinda like this Bitch. Also, we both hate Canadaball in the same year (2018).
• EUball - He is very weird I see him all time going away from me. But thanks for taking in refugees. Take more!!! Meanwhile I take none.
• Germanyball - Best European friend. Gibs a lot of nice cars to me. And also doesn't like that bossy boots Iran.
• Guantánamoball (bay) - Aka only kebab in North America so he is important.
• Indiaball - Trade partners, but he likes Iranball
• Indonesiaball - You also important, you have the largest Muslim population.
• Jordanball - Not so Important but is in Arab League anyways. Also is of my brother.
• Kosovoball - New kebab!!
• Kuwaitball - Saddam is a little evil dictator, why should he hurt you? Must anschluss.
• Lebanonball - I’m trying to remove Hezbollahball and the rest of the opposition from him.
• Libyaball - Oil?
• Malaysiaball - Also important and you also prove to me that Muslims are kind and generous like serving UK's castle.
• Moroccoball - Here take 200 billion dollars, AND USE IT WISELY OK?
• Talibanball - I was one of three countries recognizing him as a legit government of Afghanistan, along with UAEball and Pakistanball, the two of us had military cooperation.
• UAEball - I always go vacation to him. But I will have a bigger building then him by 2020.
• UKball - Helped me in the past but I don't know now. But he likes my oil!
• USAball -We been friends for 80 years! He made me rich buying my oil. We have weird friendship. His son, Texasball blames me for 9/11. Thanks to Donald Trump for us having a massive Arms Deal worth $110 Billion, we will beat our enemies soon enough. Both Can into Oil! Although in the future you probably don't need our oil. Despite the fact that we have been friends for a long time, I'm starting to dislike him because he wants to sanction me after what happened with Khashoggi.
  •  : Well im here just because of Oil so if your Oil run out i will leave you and Cut our Friendship
  •  : What did you say?
  •  : Nothing nothing....
• Yemenball - Yemen, I protect from Iranball and Houthiball
• Pakistanball - My closest Muslim ally. But he is still allied with this dickhead
• Romaniaball - Even though, he is of Christian ,he actually likes removing turkish kebab,not arabic kebab, which makes me happy because we both hate this oppressor. And I've found out that he is the first country in the WORLD to use modern technology to take the oil from inside,which is interesting. Plus let's trade oil my friend. And I'm his largest oil buyer.
• Argentinaball - He has the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America.
• Pahlavi Iranball- True Iran. But he seems too obsessed with reforms and women's rights. Do not forget you are a Muslim country!

محايد/Neutral

• Philippinesball - Is welcoming Islam, but is the most gay friendly country in all of Asia which annoys me sometimes. But he makes a good domestic helper here, plus has many Muslims in his clay. Good job fighting against ISIS though. But why are you a Catholic and a friend of Iranball? Still, he is my domestic friend unlike the other  Catholics. Just make sure that your people do not worship their religion in the public or else I will persecute them, ok?
• Israelcube - He bullies Palestineball. But we can into friends in the future, because he is the enemy of my worst enemy. We can stop this shia dickhed from spreading his fake islam branch.

أعداء/Enemies

• Algeriaball - Friends with my enemies ( Vodka, Commies, Socialists, and that Murderistic Countryball) And you are the same Note of Me to Tunisiaball
  • - Chill Out Man I Think USAball Controlling You and Why you owe me with my friends? I think You need to be fixed
• Angolaball - He banned Islam.
  • Angolaball - OF OCURZE I AM YOU MORON SHAARIA SMELL!
• Afghanistanball - Talibanball is true Afghanistan.
•  Ethiopiaball - Stop sending immigrants in my clay!
  • :NEVER!
• Gaddafiball - Remove Gaddafi!!
• Greeceball - Idiot who like Serbia.
  • :shit.
• Hungaryball - Take refugees you selfish asshole (meanwhile me and my gulf friends take in none)
  • :For,last,fucking,time,I DONT TAKE THESE SMELLY SHIT REFUGESS YOU MORON SHARIA DEAD!
• Iranball - Worst Enemy! Remove FAKE RELIGION, Sunni is of true Islam! Also Remove Bahá'í!
• Italyball - I hate this pig because of Mussolini
  • :but cmon, Mussolini died many years ago...
• ISISball - Fake Muslim who tries to kill me! REMOVE TERRORIST!! although we have a lot in common with each other soo...
• Iraqball - Tried to invade me in 1991 to take my oil after invading my brother Kuwaitball. REMOVE SADDAM!! (Oh wait, we already did :|) still likes that IRAN.
• Kazakhbrick - Another Shia and Vodka fan. You're not welcome. Remove Asian Vodka
• Montenegroball - Kebab remover who like his friend Serbia
  • :hey
• Moldovaball - Shut up! Don't you dare be my friend!
  • :*cries*
  • : Stop This insanity NOW! Don't you dare to hurt my SON!
  • : Oh look Another Kebab Remover, Die in the Hell
  • : SHUT UP Saudi Arabia! You are the real evil one here
  • : Kebab Remover Boss!
  • : I said SHUT UP
  • : Don't Worry Serbia I will teach that guy who is boss
  • Well, Bring it on!
  • : (Squash Saudi Arabia)
  • : FREEDOOM TIME! *Nukes everyone*
• Myanmarball- Kebab remover and evil doer!!
  • :no iam not! you are one who is evil doer!!!
• North Koreaball - Remove KIM DYNASTY!!  South Koreaball is of true Korea!
• Polandball - HE IS THE SELFISH ASSHOLE'S BEST FRIEND?! REMOVE KURWA. YOU IDIOT CATHOLIC. NO 100TH BIRTHDAY FOR YOU! Indonesiaball deserved the flag, not you. Why is your flag upside down anyway?
  • :cuz of scam.
  • : Let me slap you.. (Slaps Poland Very hard). Who's your daddy?
• Czechiaball and Slovakiaball - More Catholic countries that ban refugees. Maybe They are not too bad compared to the other two but REMOVE VISEGRAD!!!
• The PIGS - Christian Idiots , I am friend with Germany, Remove Madre,Remove HUE, Remove Beer, Remove Gyro!!!
• Palestineball - I'm supporting him everyday, but i'm very tired of the support because  Iranball supports him!! I'll support  Israelcube!!
  • :Dude Cmon,I am a Muslim Country Just like You.You Even Should be Supporting me.
  • : Oh Ok (Snaps Palestine's in half)
• Pornhubball - Go to hell or Anschluss
• Russiaball - He is friend with Shia Infidel, NEVER Forget 5-0 IN WORLD CUP 2018. Friends with my Enemies
• Russian Empireball Kievan Rusball - Oh No No. Gib back north iran or I Anschluss you. Y9U FRIEND WITH YOUR SON AND GRANDSON
• Sentineleseball - He doesn't allow kebab on his island! I must send him kebab and show him who's boss
• Serbiaball - Yuo think that removing kebab is fun! Come and try to remove me. Meanwhile I persecute religious minorities. I do NOT care if we both remove Turkeyball, you Orthodox asshole!

• • :REMOVE THIS SMELLY SUAID WAHHABI KEBAB!
• Syriaball - Remove Assad! Assad is a murderous to his citizens.
• Swedenball - Remove PewDiePie! Remove BÖRK! Another country with immigrants and gays.
  • :HA NEVER BÖRK!
• Canadaball - We consider the Canadian ambassador to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia persona non grata and order him to leave because of what Chrystia Freeland said to us. We froze all new trade with Ottawa, ordered around 16,000 students in the North American country to either return home or complete their studies in another part of the world and canceled all direct flights to Toronto as a punishment. Want some more, well more recently, we stopped all medical treatment programs in Canada and is coordinating for the transfer of all Saudi patients currently receiving care in Canadian hospitals to be moved outside of the country. And now the Saudi central bank and state pension funds ordered overseas asset managers to offload their Canadian equities, bonds and cash holdings "no matter the cost,"Man it sucks to do this but please apologize to me now or else face the consequences 
  • :FINE THEN YOU STUPID SAUDI WAHHABI SHIT!!
  • : EXCUSE ME?!! (Shoots Canada's Hat off)
• Ukraineball - CHRYSTIA FREELAND IS A UKRAINIAN CANADIAN?! REMOVE FREELAND, YOU ORTHODOX ASSHOLE!
  • :STOP SAYING THAT OR ELSE!
• Tunisiaball - HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE * KOSOVO AND IS OF FRIEND WITH THE MAIN KEBAB REMOVER * SERBIA. YOU OF NOT REAL MUSLIM JUST A FAKE MUSLIM AND START SUPPORT ISLAMISM.
  • - Just Touch My Brother And you dead!
  • - Ha ha! do you think You Will Scare Me? Hhahaha!
  • - You said That (Slaps Saudi Arabia)
  • - How Dare You!?!
  • - Plz Guys Chill out , What is our goal from Existance?
• Soviet Unionball - remove commies, i supported Opposition in Afghanistan
• Turkmenistanball ,  Tajikistanball, Uzbekistanball, - Oh look, some Muslim majority countries but persecuting their own Muslim population. That's so low, even for you three. For shame why would anyone do that ironic.
• Qatarball - I accuse you for state funding terrorism and you're too close to Shia. So, we're boycotting you and held any logistical supply for entering your clay.
• Turkeyball - This shithead was one I've had to deal with for centuries now. We fought each other in the wahhabi war and he won and tortured all of my leaders and executed them. Now he is friends with Iranball and Qatarball, and he is FUCKING TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT!
• Vaticanball - He hates me , And I hate him. Remove pope.
  • : I do not really hate you. I only hate the fact that you persecute Christians. Just stop persecuting them so that me and Jesus will forgive you.
    • : Jesus is not God asshole! He is prophet from Allah and he is still Alive There is not god but Allah!
      • : Jesus is a god! also stop calling me ASSHOLE OR ELSE!!!
        • : OR ELSE WHAT!?! JUST I WANT REMOVE ALL CHRISTANS!
          • :I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY GLORIYS GOLDEN GOD JESUS FROM PREMISES!!!!
            • : FINE THEN I SHALL WAR WITH YOU!
              • : BRING IT ON!!!!!!
                • : GUYS PLEASE STOP IT! YOU ARE CAUSING RELIGIOUS PROBLEMS!!!
                  • : Oh shit,Here we go again.
• Venezuelaball and South Sudanball - my oil is better! they like Dickhead.
• Zimbabweball - you deserved to be poor and you deserve to get sanctions by USAball.
• Rule34 - WHO THE FUCK IS THIS F*CKING WEBSITE!!!  UAEBALL WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU, PORN LOVING PUSSY!!!

Gallery

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Comics

Videos

What the Gulf? - Blood and Oil

Tensions in the Middle East. Made by brain4breakfast

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