لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله (There is no god but Allah; Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. )The Holy Prophet of Islam (S)
حمود حبيبي (hamood habibi)Random arabic cartoon kid
Saudi Arabiaball, officially the Kingdom of Kebabs, Oil Monies and Isolation Saudi Arabiaball, has a smiling face on his flag similar to Mauritaniaball although he looks scarier is an Arab-Muslim countryball located in the Arabian peninsula. It borders
Iraqball,
Jordanball, and
Kuwaitball to the North,
Omanball and
Yemenball to the South, and
Qatarball and
UAEball to the Southeast. The countryball is divided into 13 regionballs, along with the capital
Riyadhball and big city Jeddahball (everything is halal in Jeddah!), and the two Islamic holy sites,
Meccaball and
Medinaball, giving it a total area of 830,000 square miles, making it the 12th largest countryball in the world. With a population of about 33.41 million as of 2018, it is the 40th most populous countryball in the world, and the 4th most popular human migration destination.
As an Islamic Arab state located in the Middle East, it has the privilege of joining the
Arab Leagueball,
OICball, and the
Gulf Cooperation Councilball to protect his friends from his rival,
Iranball. Saudi Arabiaball is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the
EUball, as well as being a major non-
NATOball ally.
Saudi Arabiaball is often seen as one of the most religious and strict countryballs in the world. While it is a wealthy countryball with ties to
USAball, its way of life is mainly based off the Qu'ran, and thus its acts very intolerable to things the Western World takes for granted. It forbids any type of alcohol, Today, however, it is beginning to open up, as it recently allowed women to drive and even opened up a movie theatre in its capital. Some think it is a rising power.
Its national day is September 23rd.
Contents
Relationships
صديق/Friends
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Icelandball My al-favorite friend. It's nice to have you around. I was one of your first recognizers. Only bjork I al-like. Finland is al-perkele but stop being friends with Serbia!! -
Thailandball - He/She is the best al-country in the world. But don't ask me that your diamond is in my country! -
Finlandball - Unlike his brothers because we both have share common enemies. -
Arab Leagueball - Of Salaams! I love my Arab Countries! -
Bahrainball - Helping her against
that annoying shia kafir. She is also make peace with Israelcube. -
Bosniaball - Can into Kebab majority. Please don't friend with this Kafir. -
Bruneiball - He are al-southeast asian kebab with many oils. He also imblement sharia law and remove homosex. -
Egyptball - He killed me when the first time I born in al 1818 but he is good friend now "cuz I give him money". Also a stronk helpful brother. -
EUball - He is very weird I see him all time going away from me. But thanks for taking in refugees. Take more!!! Meanwhile I take none. He is the new Sodomball and Gomorahball, the cities of the people of Lut (PBUH), the refugges have the holy mission to save that continent from debauchery" -
Djiboutiball - She gives me lots of textiles and exotic hijabs and arabic clothing in return I give her lots of money. In the hookah places, we also love to gossip about
Iranball. -
Germanyball - Best European friend. Gibs a lot of nice cars to me. And also doesn't like that bossy boots Iran. -
Guantánamoball - Aka only kebab in North America so he is important. -
Pakistanball - My closest Muslim ally. But he is still allied with
these dickheads. -
Indonesiaball - Yuo is also important, yuo have the largest Muslim population -
Jordanball - Not so Important but is in Arab League anyways. Also is of my brother. -
Kosovoball - New kebab!! I hope yuo becomings free from
THIS STUPID KEBAB REMOVER. -
Kuwaitball - Saddam is a little evil dictator, why should he hurt yuo? -
Lebanonball - I'm trying to remove Hezbollah and the rest of the opposition from him. -
Ethiopiaball - Trading partners and friends. I like his coffee. -
Russiaball - We no longer into conflict anymore :) Please stop liking
Terrorist asshole though. Putin likes us, we like them You need to stop drinking, getting drunk is a sin and is also bad for your health, especially for the liver. -
Rashidunball - First Ancestor. -
Malaysiaball - Also important and yuo also prove to me that Muslims are kind and generous like al serving UK's castle. -
Moroccoball - My weird cousin with a weird dialect. Here take 22 billion dollars from our royal family for your military, AND USE IT WISELY OK? -
Chinaball - Al-Communist badass dude. He and I can be good and bad. we have been increasing cooperation in the energy and financial sectors, One Belt One Road Initiative, and has signed numerous deals across several areas.Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman also hinted that China could boost its diplomatic footprint in the Middle East, while stating that “Saudi Arabia is willing to work hard with China to promote global and regional peace, security and prosperity”. SO I like this bitch but he kills
blue kebab and yet I defend his position because he's RICH. So we can into pals -
UAEball - I always go vacation to him. But I will have a bigger al building then hy workers and architect! -
UKball - Helped me in the past but I don't know now. But he likes my oil! but he also homogay despite of that. -
USAball - We been friends for 80 years! He made me rich buying my oil. We are making sure our partnership stays strong throughout some of the harshest times! He might supports gays, be is still tolerable nonetheless also am ok to your new president Joe Biden well thanks.Honestly I think some states of him are disgusting lechers, will burn in hell in the name of Allah-
Alabamaball - We both hate abortion and we like riding our trucks in the slippery mud every morning. SWEET HOME ALABAMA! I like this guy Wait... you practice incest... you'll burn in the marble of hell!!! -
Californiaball - A popular state out in
USAball’s western part of his clay. He is extremely popular, but slightly corrupt in some areas. But stop getting pissed with me sometimes, I just want hydration! 😢Although I think you're a filthy junkie who will burn in the marble of hell, as well as a lecher. New Sodomball and Gomorrahball -
Georgiaball (state) - He adores me to death; he loves kebab and is home to Coca-Cola! Unfortunately, he likes
these dickheads, but he still prefers me more. -
Louisianaball - Oh no! Did Hurricane Katrina slam against your coast? Here, take some al monies! -
Texasball - Another Murican state, but stop saying that I was responsible for 9/11!I think you are one of the most decent states in the United States... unlike some of your brothers.
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Moldovaball - She is Romania's tiny friend. Maia Sandu thank you -
Canadaball - Well now you're being an ally. thanks for not being mean and cute.
Quebecball is yours. -
Somaliaball - This arab brother loves me. He loves me so much to the point where I decided not to recognize
Somalilandball and murder his christian brother's migrants. I also helped him during his greater Somalia goals. -
Romaniaball - Even though, he is of Christian ,he actually likes removing
turkish kebab,not arabic kebab, which makes me happy because we both hate this oppressor. And I've found out that he is the first country in the WORLD to use modern technology to take the oil from inside,which is interesting. Plus let's trade oil my friend. And I'm his largest oil buyer. -
Argentinaball - He has the highest percentage of Muslims in al Latin America. -
Pahlavi Iranball - True Iran. But he seems too obsessed with al reforms. Do not forget you are a Muslim country! -
Italyball - My former al enemy. I'm sorry for calling you sick man of Europe. But you give me cool cars and I like your al culture. We share
al common enemies together. -
South Koreaball - I like her because she's
USAball's girlfriend who gives me al K-pop and I also give her much oil. She also helped me with al desalination plants and she also likes my oil too! And I also like her al culture. Despite she sometimes hates
Japanball. -
Mexicoball - Although we don’t interact as much, we are both G20 partners and we both have extremely positive relations! Gib al tacos! 🌮🌮🌮 -
Chileball - Thanks you for not giving the sea to
Boliviaball, You are a Good Latin American Friend. - Juan Guaido - Congratulations best president of Venezuela so we both hate Maduroreich.
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Cyprusball - You hate
Turkeyball for al attacking you back in 1974. I consider you as the real al Cyprus. -
Liberiaball - Although he's al friends with
Ethiopiaball, but I like him because he hates
my worst enemy for calling
his dad a satan. I heard you're
USAball's son, right? Good, so we were not colonized by the Europeans. -
Mongoliaball - We both are historically and continue to be friends.
محايد/Neutral
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Taiwanball - I confessed to you first and was the last Middle Eastern country to sever diplomatic ties with you. Up to now, I don’t know why there are so many love from my heart that I cannot express to you. *sigh* -
Balticballs - They all hate Iranball Serbiaball and Myanmarball But
you hate Russia, who is a good friend of mine, but at least she is soul mates with
my friend, which is an adorable couple. -
Colombiaball - We both hate Boliviaball Venezuelaball and Cubaball and we both hate commies which is good friend. -
Afghanistanball - Taliban Afghanistan is true Afghanistan! But I cannot be too critical of her, or else people will stop buying my oil and call me a terrorist. Sssh! -
Polandball - He might be the same with Russia, except he likes
Serbiaball. He hates the
Nazi supporter and
gays. The only problem I have with him is that he's friends with
Serbia, if it weren't for that we could have been good friends, because I think he's one of the most decent countryball in Europe. -
Indiaball - Trade partners, but he likes
Iranball, hatings
Pakistanball and
Chinaball, and I hear he even remove kebab so i'm not sure about him -
Spainball - She might be the same with
Polandball, except she likes
Serbiaball, does not recognize
Kosovoball, and loves
gays. But at least we both hate
this separatist and
your evil sons Also thanks for defeating Iranball in football. -
Vaticanball - Although we have zero relations, we do have some important meetings to discuss with. Such as religious beliefs. I do not really hate him but I don't think we can have official relations. Sorry Pope Francis. -
Brazilball - We doesn't interact so much, altrough I'm tired of HUE HUE HUE BR BR BR (ugh...), we're business pals -
Algeriaball - I know you like Russiaball and have a relation with USAball, but you are friends with Iranball, North Koreaball or Serbiaball which are my enemies. YOU ALSO DIDN'T RECOGNIZE KOSOVOBALL!! WHHHHHHHHHY?!!!! -
Somalilandball - I don't recognize you, but we can into similar flag. -
Japanball - My people loves to watch your Animes. I don't care if he has lots of haram and videos. Also I'm very sorry for my student destroyed your beautiful temple because of Religious Issues. -
Switzerlandball - We both have neutrals during World War 2 and Cold War which is good friend. Also you have great Chocolates too! -
Azerbaijanball - My another closest ally. He's still friends with
Turkeyball and being Shia and Turkic. But at least you hate
my greatest enemy and gives me oil which makes a good friend. -
Iraqball - Tried to Anschluss me in 1991 to take my oil after anschlussing my sister
Kuwaitball. REMOVE SADDAM!! (Oh wait, we already did :|). He still likes that IRAN. But other than that he is now remove ISIS and allow USA into his clay -
Mauritaniaball - Al flag stealer at first but now we are good thanks to our almighty smiling faces :) -
Armeniaball - I don't know much al-about him. But at least you hate
Turkeyball,
Qatarball, and
gays. But yuo likings
Iranball so I won't talk to yuo much. -
Philippinesball - Had to ban flights here. Sorry if your workers are stranded, but she is friends with
USA so I think were fine now, and I'm sorry if we persecute your OFW's here, I hope you can forgive me. -
Ukraineball - I'm sorry that I hated Chrystia Freeland because she's Ukrainian Canadian. And you also hate
Iranball for shooting down your plane. At least I am fine with Canada now. You can forgive me now and i give you that
Crimeaball is still part of your clay. -
Greeceball - Serbia's friend. I promise I won't never complain about Zeus is the fake allah! And I also never to be rude to
Serbiaball! But at least you hate
Turkeyball. -
Palestineball - Although i do recognize you, please tone down the al - extremism and hamas. And stop buying weapons from
him! -
Turkeyball - Sometimes we are of friends, sometimes we are not. Thanks for not supporting
Iranball. -
Qatarball - We're reopening relations now. -
Israelcube - Even though you also hate
crazy missile guy and i have some diplomatic relations with you, PLEASE STOP ATTACKING
Palestineball! I don't like him but bullying him is making me very al - triggered. So for halal's sake STOP IT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING EVEN WORSE THAN BANNING YUOR PLANES IN MY AIRSPACE
Or else......
أعداء/Enemies
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- Don't you even try nuking me, you kafir. I support
South Koreaball against you REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!! -
Nazi Germanyball - 1945 is the best year of my life! So, don't you even try genociding people, you kaffirs. -
Empire of Japanball - Same as
Nazi Germanyball. -
German Empireball - Yuo helped
Ottoman Empireball to massacre my leaders and rape my people! 1918 is the best year of my life, you kaffir! Even
USAball killed you! -
Angolaball - He banned Islam. Also he was a al commie! -
Nicaraguaball - This stupid socialist commie pig who being friends with my enemies, REMOVE!!! -
Cubaball - Friends with my enemies and you are the same note of me to
Tunisiaball and
Algeriaball. AND HE ALSO HATES
Kosovoball!!! WHY?! YOU COMMIE CAT!!!! REMOVE FIDEL CASTRO FROM PREMISES!!!! -
Crimeaball - You are part of
Ukraineball's clay, you separatist kafir! -
حرام يذهب الى الجحيم - King Salman Is Right yuo will deserve being haram in jail!!!!
هههههه ها أنت شيطان او اخرىه
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Ethiopiaball - Stop sending immigrants you kaffirs. The Oromos are yours are not mine, stop complaining for killing them. The Immigrants are illegals and therefore must be perished away from my countries. You among with the Yemenis, deserve to be on those Camps because you are working with the Yemeni Houthis. -
Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Remove Gaddafi!! Filthy Terrorist who supports Women's Rights!
Libyaball is true Libya!
Or else......
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Orban Reich - Take refugees you selfish kafir asshole and remove this
Haram Pig (meanwhile me and my gulf friends take in none) -
Serbiaball - HE IS THE AL KEBAB REMOVER LEADER. HE DOESN'T LIKE IMPERIALISTS LIKE ME, AND HE EVEN MAKES MEMES ABOUT INSULTING MUSLIMS!!!! -
Norwayball - Same as Swedenball. REMOVE LIEF ERIKSON!!! -
Iranball - Worst Enemy! YUO IS NOTHING BUT AN SHIA K*FIR!!!! and Fake Iran!!!! YUO ATTACKED MY OIL!!!!! WHY?!!! -
ISISball - A kafir who tri to kill me! REMOVE KAFIRS!!!!!
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Yemenball - I see you are planing with Iran to destroy me with your houthis. Well your country is in ruins your not going to last for long, and stop it with the immigration. You're almost as al bad as
This faithless kaffir. -
Montenegroball - Why are you al friends with Kebab remover? -
Nicolas Maduro - WORST PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA!!! JUAN GUAIDO IS REAL PRESIDENT! -
Myanmarball- Kebab remover and evil doer!! YOU DERSERVED TO TURNING INTO MILITARY JUNTA! -
Belarusball - Friends with this
disgrace. So #resignlukashenko, if you don't, I will support the protests against you! -
Czechiaball and
Slovakiaball - More Catholic countries that ban refugees. Maybe They are not too bad compared to the other two but REMOVE VISEGRAD!!! -
The PIGS - Christian Idiots, and I am friends with
Germanyball. Remove madres, HUE, gyro and pizza now!!! Remove Kafirs! -
Russian Empireball and
Kievan Rusball - Oh No No. Gib back north Iran or I will Anschluss yuo! -
Sentineleseball - He doesn't allow kebab and any other religion on his island! I must send him kebab and show him who's boss! -
Serbiaball - Yuo think that removing kebab and not recognizing
Kosovoball is fun? TRY TO REMOVE ME IDIOT!!!!! Too bad you have some kebabs in your clay so you can't remove them... -
Syriaball - Worse Arab country....... Piece of sh*t! -
Swedenball - Remove BÖRK! Another country with immigrants and gays. But I like PewDiePie. -
Tunisiaball - HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE
KOSOVO AND IS OF FRIEND WITH THE MAIN KEBAB REMOVER
SERBIA. -
Soviet Unionball - Remove Commies, I supported
Mujahideen in Afghanistan. -
Turkmenistanball,
Tajikistanball,
Uzbekistanball and
Kazakhbrick, - Oh look, some Muslim majority countries but persecuting their own Muslim population. That's so low, even for you three. For shame why would anyone do that ironic. also I hate kebabs (not really, just only Turkish Kebab, Saudi Kebab is better). -
Ottoman Empireball - Never Forget 1917 ! -
Venezuelaball and
South Sudanball - My oil is better! They like
D*ckhead. -
Ba'athist Iraqball - Me and many other al countries kicked him out of my sister
Kuwaitball. -
Western Saharaball -
Algeria's Puppet That he think He can separate from my
My Friend, Also he is Friend With
My Bitter enemy, No Independence! -
Zimbabweball - yuo deserved to be al poor and you deserve to get al sanctions by
USAball -
East Timorball - He Hates me because i rekt him down by 10-0 in football. -
Burundiball - Same with
Zimbabweball. Also, yuo deserved to be al poor and you deserve to get al sanctions by
USAball because of yuor unrest. -
Gays - No. NO. NOOOOOOOO. NOT YOU! سوف أقتلكم جميعًا وأظل أقتلك كل ما تتغذى به من رائحة *كريهة الرائحة. سأدمرك ولن تعود أبدًا وسأعلقك جميعًا! هههههههههه DIE AND NEVER COME BACK! -
Rojavaball - YUO KAFİR! DİE DİE DİE!!! Thank yuo for fighting this Kafir. -
Italian Social Republicball - This dude just hates me for no reason! He is basically the past version of
the sick man, so not really al surprised
Trivia (أمور تافهة)
- he Likes Halal Things
yes For God Sake halal Is the thing Stay Hahal Brother!!
- He is A Islamic Monarchy in his Cay.
- They Hates Pork Most of Islam Countyballs Hates those thing
Yes Pork is Dirty Absolutley haram!! - he is only Countryball that Women are banned to Driving the Car.
- He is also the leader of
Arab Leagueball The great god of allah are thing important im the boss of The Arab Union. - Smokings are Illegal in his clay
Yes Smoking Are Haram too!!