|“|| لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله
(There is no god but Allah; Muhammad is the Last Messenger of Allah. )
— Muhammad PBUH
Saudi Arabiaball, officially the Kingdom of
Oil and Isolation Saudi Arabiaball, has a smiling face on his flag similar to Mauritaniaball is an Arab-Muslim countryball located in the Arabian peninsula. It borders Iraqball, Jordanball, and Kuwaitball to the North, Omanball and Yemenball to the South, and Qatarball and UAEball to the Southeast. The country is divided into 13 regions, along with the capital Riyadhball and big city jeddah (everything is halal in jeddah!), and the two Islamic holy sites, Meccaball and Medinaball, giving it a total area of 830,000 square miles, making it the 12th largest country in the world. With a population of about 33.41 million as of 2018, it is the 40th most populous country in the world, and the 4th most popular human migration destination. Saudi Arabiaball claims that it have the oldest Arab-speaking clay because a French-Saudi expedition found "the oldest Arabic script" in his clay (older even than the Quran). Which in a sense makes it the equivalent of Spainball (from Hispanosphere), Englandball (of the Anglosphere) and Franceball (of the Francophonie) in the Arab World. (or Arabsphere)
As an Islamic Arab state located in the Middle East, it has the privilege of joining the Arab Leagueball, OICball, and the Gulf Cooperation Councilball to protect his friends from his rival Iranball. Saudi Arabia is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball, as well as being a major non- NATOball ally.
Saudi Arabia is often seen as one of the most religious and strict countries in the world. While it is a wealthy country with ties to USAball, its way of life is mainly based off the Qu'ran, and thus its acts very intolerable to things the Western World takes for granted. It forbids any type of Alcohol, Today however, it is beginning to open up, as it recently allowed women to drive and even opened up a movie theater in its capital. Some think it is a rising power.
Its national day is September 23rd.
- Thailandball - The best country in the world
- Arab Leagueball - Of Salaams! I love my Arab Countries!
- Bahrainball - Helping him against Iranball
- Croatiaball - BEAUTIFUL COAST, MANY GIRLS LOOK LIKE MINE, SO WE ARE BEST FRIENDS!
- Bosniaball - Same as Croatia, but better. Can into Kebab majority. Please don't friend with this Kafir.
- Egyptball - He killed me when the first time I born in 1818 but he is good friend now "cuz I give him money". Also a stronk helpful brother.
- Hong Kongball - Not really a friend, I'm trying to protect him. I support your protest too.
- EUball - He is very weird I see him all time going away from me. But thanks for taking in refugees. Take more!!! Meanwhile I take none.
- Germanyball - Best European friend. Gibs a lot of nice cars to me. And also doesn't like that bossy boots Iran.
- Guantánamoball - Aka only kebab in North America so he is important.
- Indiaball - Trade partners, but he likes Iranball
- Indonesiaball - You also important, you have the largest Muslim population.
- Jordanball - Not so Important but is in Arab League anyways. Also is of my brother.
- Kosovoball - New kebab!! I will protect you, child.
- Kuwaitball - Saddam is a little evil dictator, why should he hurt you?
- Lebanonball - I’m trying to remove Hezbollah and the rest of the opposition from him.
- Ethiopiaball-Trading partners and friends. Wtihout him, Islam would not exist so I thank him for that. I like his coffee.
- Malaysiaball - Also important and you also prove to me that Muslims are kind and generous like serving UK's castle.
- Moroccoball - Here take 200 billion dollars, AND USE IT WISELY OK?
- UAEball - I always go vacation to him. But I will have a bigger building then him by 2020.
- UKball - Helped me in the past but I don't know now. But he likes my oil!
- Taiwanball - We had official relations for 46 years, but I still remember our days. One good thing is that we both have representive offices. Sigh, I'm sorry Taiwan, but still love you.
- USAball -We been friends for 80 years! He made me rich buying my oil. We have weird friendship. His son, Texasball blames me for 9/11. Thanks to Donald Trump for us having a massive Arms Deal worth $110 Billion, we will beat our enemies soon enough. Both Can into Oil! Although in the future you probably don't need our oil. Despite the fact that we have been friends for a long time, please help me with the intense weather. Also we sometimes do WWE in my clay. They are total 5 pay-per-view's and 3 house shows. Braun Strowman 4 life. BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUN!
- Romaniaball - Even though, he is of Christian ,he actually likes removing turkish kebab,not arabic kebab, which makes me happy because we both hate this oppressor. And I've found out that he is the first country in the WORLD to use modern technology to take the oil from inside,which is interesting. Plus let's trade oil my friend. And I'm his largest oil buyer.
- Argentinaball - He has the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America.
- Pahlavi Iranball - True Iran. But he seems too obsessed with reforms. Do not forget you are a Muslim country!
- Israelcube - We can into friends in the future, because he is the enemy of my worst enemy. We can create a Truce and align against the Iranians. We have nothing against you at all. I Also Like That Your Prime Minister Visted My Capital. I cannot recognize you because my people dislike Christianity to extreme though you have nothing against normal muslims so we can into "unofficial friends" (Also Speaking Of Palestineball, I Actually Hate Palestineball)
- Chinaball - Communist badass dude. He and I can be good and bad. Usually, he is an idiot and is friends with Iran. He forced me to recognise him but we have been increasing cooperation in the energy and financial sectors, One Belt One Road Initiative, and has signed numerous deals across several areas. King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud and Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman also hinted that China could boost its diplomatic footprint in the Middle East, while stating that “Saudi Arabia is willing to work hard with China to promote global and regional peace, security and prosperity”. Still, I am frenemies with this Bitch.I put him on neutral because I opposed UN Resolution 2758.
- Afghanistanball - Taliban Afghanistan is true Afghanistan! But I cannot be too critical of him, or else people will stop buying my oil and call me a terrorist. Sssh!
- Pakistanball - My closest Muslim ally. But he is still allied with this dickhead.He is even Angry at me because i am Supporting Israelcube.
- Vaticanball - Although we have zero relations, we do have some important meetings to discuss with. Such as religious beliefs. I do not really hate him but I don't think we can have official relations. Sorry Pope Francis
- Brazilball - We doesn't interact so much, altrough I'm tired of HUE HUE HUE BR BR BR (ugh...), we're business pals
- Canadaball - We now have neutral relations
- Japanball - He calls me #3 Otaku country because my people loves to watch Anime too much. I'm really sorry for my students destroyed your beautiful temple.... He was against other religion. And your food is good and healthy! Gib Sushi and Ramen!
- COVID-19 - Oh no! Not you again! F**K YOU BY THE WILL OF ALLAH WE DESTROY WUHAN!
- Algeriaball - Friends with my enemies ( Vodka, Commies, Socialists, and that Murderistic Countryballs) And you are the same Note of Me to Tunisiaball AND HE HATES Kosovoball !!! WHY?! YOU COMMIE CAT!!!! REMOVE KISRA FROM PREMISES!!!!
- Angolaball - He banned Islam. Also he was a commie!
- Central African Republicball - STOP CALLNG ME AN EVIL KEBEB!!!!
- Ethiopiaball - Stop sending immigrants in my clay you Christian Commie version of YEMEN!!! Somalia is the real horn of Africa, not you!! I ONLY ACCEPT REAL ethiopia immagrents. YEMEN KAFFIR and YEMEN 2.0 KAFFIR. Other than the imagration issue though, your my freind and trading partner...
- Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Remove Gaddafi!! Filthy Terrorist who supports Women's Rights! Libyaball is true Libya!
- Greeceball - Idiot who like Serbia. ALLAHU AKBAR ZEUS IS FAKE ALLAH IS ONLY GOD YOU DUMB!
- : Sh*t. You are Worse than Iranball. Reactionary stupid. YUO ARE VERY MALODOROUS!
- Hungaryball - Take refugees you selfish kafir asshole (meanwhile me and my gulf friends take in none)
- Iranball - Worst Enemy!, YUO IS NOTHING BUT AN SHIA K*FIR!!!! and Fake Iran!!!!, YUO ATTACKED MY OIL!!!!! WHY?!!!
- Italyball - Ummm...... Who are you again? Sick Man of Europe
- ISISball - A kafir who tries to kill me! REMOVE KAFIRS!!!!!
- Iraqball - Tried to invade me in 1991 to take my oil after invading my brother Kuwaitball. REMOVE SADDAM!! (Oh wait, we already did :|). He still likes that IRAN.
- Yemenball -KAFFIR AND SHAME TO ARABIA!!! YOU ARE OF DISGUSTNG AND THEREFORE SHOULD NOT EXIST!!! U are of the Poorest country, and U of hate me!! U of not real Islam and practice of fake islam. I attack and soon U will be my clay!! U also Support MY GREATEST ENEMY of his clay!! UGH I WILL ANNEX U SOOn!!!!
- Montenegroball - Why are you friends with Serbia?
- Moldovaball - Shut up! Don't you dare be my friend!
- Myanmarball- Kebab remover and evil doer!!
- Czechiaball and Slovakiaball - More Catholic countries that ban refugees. Maybe They are not too bad compared to the other two but REMOVE VISEGRAD!!!
- The PIGS - Christian Idiots, and I am friends with Germanyball. Remove madres, HUE, gyro and leprechaun now!!! Remove Kafirs!
- Palestineball - To much extremist sorry.
- Russiaball - He is friend with Shia kafir, AND OH HE WANTS AN ONGOING OIL WAR WITH ME? COME AT ME!
- Russian Empireball and Kievan Rusball - Oh No No. Gib back north iran or I Anschluss you. YOU FRIEND WITH YOUR SON AND GRANDSON
- Sentineleseball - He doesn't allow kebab on his island! I must send him kebab and show him who's boss
- Serbiaball - Yuo think that removing kebab is fun! Come and try to remove me.
- Syriaball - Worse Arab country....... Piece of sh*t!
- Swedenball - Remove BÖRK! Another country with immigrants and gays.
- Ukraineball - CHRYSTIA FREELAND IS A UKRAINIAN CANADIAN?! REMOVE FREELAND, YOU ASSHOLE!
- Tunisiaball - HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE * KOSOVO AND IS OF FRIEND WITH THE MAIN KEBAB REMOVER SERBIA.
- Soviet Unionball - Remove commies, I supported Mujahideen in Afghanistan.
- Turkmenistanball, Tajikistanball, Uzbekistanball and Kazakhbrick, - Oh look, some Muslim majority countries but persecuting their own Muslim population. That's so low, even for you three. For shame why would anyone do that
- Polandball - Why you won't allow Immigrants? You Also Friend with That INFIDEL?! Happy birthday loser.
- Qatarball - I accuse you for state funding terrorism and you're too close to Shia. So, we're boycotting you and held any logistical supply for entering your clay.
- Turkeyball - This sh*thead was one I've had to deal with for centuries now. We fought each other in the wahhabi war and he won and tortured all of my leaders and executed them. Now he is friends with Iranball and Qatarball, and he is F**KING TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT! (YOU HAVE INTO NO EVIDENCE OF JAMAL KHASHOGGI'S DEATH!!!!!)
- Ottoman Empireball - Never Forget 1917 !
- Venezuelaball and South Sudanball - my oil is better! they like D*ckhead.
- Ba'athist Iraqball - Me and many other countries kicked him out of Kuwaitball.
- Western Saharaball - Algeria's Puppet That he think He can separate from my My Friend, Also he is Friend With My Bitter enemies, No Independence! Russian pork!
- Zimbabweball - You deserved to be poor and you deserve to get sanctions by USAball.
- Gays- No. NO. NOOOOOOOO. NOT YOU! سوف أقتلكم جميعًا وأظل أقتلك كل ما تتغذى به من رائحة كريهة الرائحة. سأدمرك ولن تعود أبدًا وسأعلقك جميعًا! هههههههههه DIE AND NEVER COME BACK!
- Rojavaball - YUO KAFİR! DİE DİE DİE !!! Thank you for fighting this Kafir.
- Italian Social Republicball - This dude just hates me for no reason He is basically the past version of the sick man so not really surprised.