|“|| لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله
(English Trans: There is no god but Allah; Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. )
— Muhammad PBUH
Saudi Arabiaball, officially the Kingdom of Saudi Arabiaball, is an Arab-Muslim countryball located in the Arabian peninsula. He borders Iraqball, Jordanball, and Kuwaitball to the North, Omanball and Yemenball to the South, and Qatarball and UAEball to the Southeast. The country is divided into 13 regions, along with the capital Riyadhball and big city jeddah (everything is halal in jeddah!), and the two Islamic holy sites, Meccaball and Medinaball, giving him a total area of 830,000 square miles, making him the 12th largest country in the world. With a population of about 33.41 million as of 2018, he is the 40th most populous country in the world, and the 4th most popular human migration destination.
Saudi Arabiaball claims that he have the oldest Arab-speaking clay because a French-Saudi expedition found "the oldest Arabic script" in his clay (older even than the Quran). Which in a sense makes it the equivalent of Spainball (from Hispanosphere), Englandball (of the Anglosphere) and Franceball (of the Francophonie) in the Arab World (or Arabsphere)
As an Islamic Arab state located in the Middle East, he has the privilege of joining the Arab Leagueball, OICball, and the Gulf Cooperation Councilball to protect his friends from his rival Iranball. Saudi Arabia is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball, as well as being a major non- NATOball ally.
Saudi Arabia is often seen as one of the most religious and strict countries in the world. While he is a wealthy country with ties to USAball, his way of life is mainly based off the Qu'ran, and thus he acts very intolerable to things the Western World takes for granted. He bans Judaism, forbids any type of Alcohol, Today however, he is beginning to open up, as he recently allowed women to drive and even opened up a movie theater in his capital.
I think Saudi Arabia will be 1th in woman rights so soon.
His national day is September 23rd and his astrological sign is Libra.
- Thailandball - The best country in the world
- Arab Leagueball - Of Salaams! I love my Arab Countries!
- Bahrainball - Helping him against Iranball
- Croatiaball - He likes Albania and he dislikes Serbia so we can be friendly.
- Egyptball - He killed me when the first time I born in 1818 but he is good friend now "cuz I give him money". Also a stronk helpful brother.
- Chinaball - He and I can be good. Sometimes he is a bitch and is friends with Iran, but China and Saudi Arabia have been increasing cooperation in the energy and financial sectors, One Belt One Road Initiative, and has signed numerous deals across several areas. King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud and Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman also hinted that China could boost its diplomatic footprint in the Middle East, while stating that “Saudi Arabia is willing to work hard with China to promote global and regional peace, security and prosperity”. So I kinda like this Bitch. Also, we both hate Canadaball in the same year (2018).
- EUball - He is very weird I see him all time going away from me. But thanks for taking in refugees. Take more!!! Meanwhile I take none.
- Germanyball - Best European friend. Gibs a lot of nice cars to me. And also doesn't like that bossy boots Iran.
- Guantánamoball - Aka only kebab in North America so he is important.
- Indiaball - Trade partners, but he likes Iranball
- Indonesiaball - You also important, you have the largest Muslim population.
- Jordanball - Not so Important but is in Arab League anyways. Also is of my brother.
- Kosovoball - New kebab!!
- Kuwaitball - Saddam is a little evil dictator, why should he hurt you?
- Lebanonball - I’m trying to remove Hezbollahball and the rest of the opposition from him.
- Kazakhbrick - Your a good kebab. Although your friends with Russia I don't mind you.
- Malaysiaball - Also important and you also prove to me that Muslims are kind and generous like serving UK's castle.
- Moroccoball - Here take 200 billion dollars, AND USE IT WISELY OK?
- Talibanball - I was one of three countries recognizing him as a legit government of Afghanistan, along with UAEball and Pakistanball, the two of us had military cooperation, and I backed him extensively.
- UAEball - I always go vacation to him. But I will have a bigger building then him by 2020.
- UKball - Helped me in the past but I don't know now. But he likes my oil!
- USAball -We been friends for 80 years! He made me rich buying my oil. We have weird friendship. His son, Texasball blames me for 9/11. Thanks to Donald Trump for us having a massive Arms Deal worth $110 Billion, we will beat our enemies soon enough. Both Can into Oil! Although in the future you probably don't need our oil. Despite the fact that we have been friends for a long time, please help me with the intense weather
- Yemenball - Yemen, I protect from Iranball and Houthiball
- Romaniaball - Even though, he is of Christian ,he actually likes removing turkish kebab,not arabic kebab, which makes me happy because we both hate this oppressor. And I've found out that he is the first country in the WORLD to use modern technology to take the oil from inside,which is interesting. Plus let's trade oil my friend. And I'm his largest oil buyer.
- Argentinaball - He has the highest percentage of Muslims in Latin America.
- Pahlavi Iranball - True Iran. But he seems too obsessed with reforms and women's rights. Do not forget you are a Muslim country!
- Philippinesball - Is welcoming Islam, but is the most gay friendly country in all of Asia which annoys me sometimes. But he makes a good domestic helper here, plus has many Muslims in his clay. Good job fighting against ISIS though. But why are you a Catholic and a friend of Iranball? Still, he is my domestic friend unlike the other Catholics. Just make sure that your people do not worship their religion in the public
or else I will persecute them, ok?
- Israelcube - He bullies Palestineball. But we can into friends in the future, because he is the enemy of my worst enemy. We can create a Truce and align against the Iranians.I Also Like That Your Prime Minister Visted My Capital.
- Afghanistanball - Talibanball is true Afghanistan! But I cannot be too critical of him, or else people will stop buying my oil and call me a terrorist. Sssh!
- Pakistanball - My closest Muslim ally. But he is still allied with this dickhead.He is even Angry at me because i am Supporting Israelcube.
- Vaticanball - Although we have zero relations, we do have some important meetings to discuss with. Such as religious beliefs. I do not really hate him but I don't think we can have official relations. Sorry Pope Francis
- Algeriaball - Friends with my enemies Vodka, Commies, Socialists, and that Murderistic Countryball) And you are the same Note of Me to Tunisiaball AND HE HATES Kosovoball !!! WHY?! YOU COMMIE CAT!!!! REMOVE KISRA FROM PREMISES!!!!
- Angolaball - He banned Islam. Also he was a commie!
- Ethiopiaball - Stop sending immigrants in my clay!
- Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Remove Gaddafi!! Filthy Terrorist who supports Women's Rights! Libyaball is true Libya!
- Greeceball - Idiot who like Serbia.
- : Shit. You are Worse than Iranball
- Hungaryball - Take refugees you selfish asshole (meanwhile me and my gulf friends take in none)
- Iranball - Worst Enemy! and Fake Iran! YOU ATTACKED MY OIL!!!!! WHY?!!!
- Italyball - Ummm...... Who are you again? Ireland?
- ISISball - Fake Muslim who tries to kill me! REMOVE TERRORIST!!
although we have a lot in common with each other soo...
- Iraqball - Tried to invade me in 1991 to take my oil after invading my brother Kuwaitball. REMOVE SADDAM!! (Oh wait, we already did :|) still likes that IRAN.
- Montenegroball - Why are you friends with Serbia?
- Moldovaball - Shut up! Don't you dare be my friend!
- Myanmarball- Kebab remover and evil doer!!
- Czechiaball and Slovakiaball - More Catholic countries that ban refugees. Maybe They are not too bad compared to the other two but REMOVE VISEGRAD!!!
- The PIGS - Christian Idiots , I am friend with Germany, Remove Madre,Remove HUE, Remove Beer, Remove Gyro!!!
- Palestineball - I'm supporting him everyday, but i'm very tired of the support because Iranball supports him!! I'll support Israelcube!!
- Russiaball - He is friend with Shia Infidel, NEVER Forget 5-0 IN WORLD CUP 2018. Friends with my Enemies
Gib me S-400
- Russian Empireball and Kievan Rusball - Oh No No. Gib back north iran or I Anschluss you. Y9U FRIEND WITH YOUR SON AND GRANDSON
- Sentineleseball - He doesn't allow kebab on his island! I must send him kebab and show him who's boss
- Serbiaball - Yuo think that removing kebab is fun! Come and try to remove me.
- Syriaball - Worse Arab Neighbour....
- Swedenball - Remove PewDiePie! Remove BÖRK! Defend T-Series! Another country with immigrants and gays.
- Canadaball - We consider the Canadian ambassador to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia persona non grata and order him to leave because of what Chrystia Freeland said to us. We froze all new trade with Ottawa, ordered around 16,000 students in the North American country to either return home or complete their studies in another part of the world and canceled all direct flights to Toronto as a punishment. Want some more, well more recently, we stopped all medical treatment programs in Canada and is coordinating for the transfer of all Saudi patients currently receiving care in Canadian hospitals to be moved outside of the country. And now the Saudi central bank and state pension funds ordered overseas asset managers to offload their Canadian equities, bonds and cash holdings "no matter the cost,"Man it sucks to do this but please apologize to me now or else face the consequences
- Ukraineball - CHRYSTIA FREELAND IS A UKRAINIAN CANADIAN?! REMOVE FREELAND, YOU ORTHODOX ASSHOLE!
- Tunisiaball - HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE * KOSOVO AND IS OF FRIEND WITH THE MAIN KEBAB REMOVER * SERBIA. YOU OF NOT REAL MUSLIM JUST A FAKE MUSLIM AND START SUPPORT ISLAMISM.
- Soviet Unionball - remove commies, i supported Opposition in Afghanistan
- Turkmenistanball and Tajikistanball and Uzbekistanball, - Oh look, some Muslim majority countries but persecuting their own Muslim population. That's so low, even for you three. For shame why would anyone do that
- Polandball - Why you won't allow Immigrants? You Also Friend with That INFIDEL?! No Happy 100th birthday for yuo!
- Qatarball - I accuse you for state funding terrorism and you're too close to Shia. So, we're boycotting you and held any logistical supply for entering your clay.
- Turkeyball - This shithead was one I've had to deal with for centuries now. We fought each other in the wahhabi war and he won and tortured all of my leaders and executed them. Now he is friends with Iranball and Qatarball, and he is FUCKING TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT!
- Ottoman Empireball - Never Forget 1917 !
- Venezuelaball and South Sudanball - my oil is better! they like Dickhead.
- Western Saharaball - Algeria's Puppet That he think He can separate from my My Friend, Also he is Friend With My Bitter enemies, No Independence!
- Zimbabweball - you deserved to be poor and you deserve to get sanctions by USAball.