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The Principality of Sealand, commonly known as Sealand, is a
part of the UK tiny micronation. It is located on a seafort that the British built during World War II. It is the most irrelevant micronation.
Despite being just a sea fort, he thinks of himself as a legitimate country. He often questions why others are afraid to recognize him. He is also kind of brave, as he fended off the attack on him made by Achenbach, and is willing to do the same to other invaders. He is also quite annoying, with his "I'm relevant" and "Recognize me" stuff, and it's often harassed by the UK because they want it back as Sealand's in the UK's waters. He doesn't see that other countries won't recognize his clay.
As a mere fort
Before Sealandball was founded, the platform he is seated on was one of several series of sea forts meant to prevent Nazi Germanyball´s Air Force from bombing UKball's clay. After World War 2, these platforms were abandoned and left to the elements.
Sealand was founded by a pirate radio broadcaster ( UKball was trying to prevent rock and roll from degenerating his society at that time he loves it now) trying to take advantage of the platform to broadcast banned music.
While doing so, he and his son had a run-in with the law after he tried to scare away other pirate broadcasters by shooting a few warning shots their way; drawing UKball's attention. Sealand was summoned into court over the incident and came to found out that the incident occurred outside of UKball's sovereign territory (UK claims only 3 kilometers of water away from their shores under international laws). The budding microball having won the legal war announced his sovereignty and became a microstate. He claims the UK recognizes him because of this.
The little Sealand, however, was not prepared for a proper war, which soon came. Set up by a rebellious Sealand native (the prime minister), Sealand was couped by hired mercenaries from Germanyball and Netherlandsball. After kicking their arses using weapons stashed on the platform, Sealand returned to normal state. Sealand kept the minister there until German diplomats negotiated for his release. He claims Germany recognizes him because of this.
Modern History (Sorta)
Unfortunately, Sealand suffered a burning after it spontaneously burst into flames. Sealand slowly recovered, rebuilding destroyed sections of its fortress. Nowadays, Sealand enjoys fame due to its broadway play, Sealand!: The Musical (shown below), which depicted the life and hardships of Sealand, as well as it's an above-average football team. Once Alderneyball played football (soccer) with Sealandball. He also into skateboarding ramp when is bored.
- Conch Republicball - Also a micro. Also stronk.
- Nauruball - Friends tiny like me!
- Liberlandball - Another good friend! He is a micronation just like me!
- Northern Cyprusball- He just wants into recognition too. But I'll never forget the time yuo beatings me on soccer!
- Molossiaball - STOP BULLYING OR I DECLARE WAR!
- UKball - Stupid dad! Stop harassing me and treating me like shit! I'm a sovereign nation just like you! RECOGNIZE ME!!! RECOGNIZE ME!!! RECOGNIZE MEEEEE NOW OR DIE!!! *Sniff* Stop saying you'll embarrass people when you recognize me! I WILL OF KILLINGS YUO!!!
- Germanyball - THEY COUPED ME AND KIDNAPPED THE HEIR PRINCE (now the regent)! THEY NEED TO DIE! ALSO, HE ALMOST BOMBED ME WHEN I WAS ONLY A SMALL CHILD DURING THE WAR!! YOU MONSTER!!! RECOGNIZE ME AND PAY REPARAIMENTS YOU NAZI!
- Netherlandsball - THEY HELPED IN THE COUP! THEY'RE MONSTERS!
- Alderneyball (Soccer) - I'LL WIN ALL THE TIME! HAHAHAHA! SOCCER LOSER.