Sealandball

Sealand-icon.png SealandballSEALAND RELEVANT!

The Islamic Principality of Sealand, commonly known as a country that will never be recognized no matter what happens Sealand, is a part of the UK tiny oil rig micronation. It is located on a seafort that the UK-icon.png British built during World War II. It is the most irrelevant micronation in the world (and isn't even one).

He can into more coastline than Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball.

Sealandball also marks as being one of the most smallest micronationballs in the world.

Personality

Despite being just a sea fort, he thinks of himself as a legitimate country. He often questions why others are afraid to recognize him. He is also kind of brave, as he fended off the attack on him made by Achenbach, and is willing to do the same to other invaders. He is also quite annoying, with his "I'm relevant" and "Recognize me" stuff, and it's often harassed by the UK because they want it back as Sealand's in the UK's waters. He doesn't see that other countries won't recognize his clay.

History

As a mere fort

Before Sealandball was founded, the platform he is seated on was one of several series of sea forts meant to prevent Nazi.gif Nazi Germanyball´s Air Force from bombing UK-icon.png UKball's clay. After World War 2, these platforms were abandoned and left to the elements.

Founding

Sealand was founded by a pirate radio broadcaster ( UK-icon.png UKball was trying to prevent rock and roll from degenerating his society at that time he loves it now) trying to take advantage of the platform to broadcast banned music.

To Court

While doing so, he and his son had a run-in with the law after he tried to scare away other pirate broadcasters by shooting a few warning shots their way; drawing UKball's attention. Sealand was summoned into court over the incident and came to found out that the incident occurred outside of UKball's sovereign territory (UK claims only 3 kilometers of water away from their shores under international laws). The budding microball having won the legal war announced his sovereignty and became a microstate. He claims the UK recognizes him because of this. He does.

War!

The little Sealand, however, was not prepared for a proper war, which soon came. Set up by a rebellious Sealand native (the prime minister), Sealand was couped by hired mercenaries from Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball. After kicking their arses using weapons stashed on the platform, Sealand returned to normal state. Sealand kept the minister there until German diplomats negotiated for his release. He claims Germany recognizes him because of this.

Turning Islamic

In 2008, 10-15 Islamic refugees from the UK had escaped to Sealand, as the Sealanders welcomed them. Over time, the country wasn't able to sustain it's islamic refugees, so it became Islamic with 20/27 people Islamic, 4 being Christian, and 3 being atheist.

Modern History (Sorta)

Unfortunately, Sealand suffered a burning after it spontaneously burst into flames. Sealand slowly recovered, rebuilding destroyed sections of its fortress. Nowadays, Sealand enjoys fame due to its broadway play, Sealand!: The Musical (shown below), which depicted the life and hardships of Sealand, as well as it's an above-average football team. Once Alderneyball played football (soccer) with Sealandball. He also into skateboarding ramp when is bored.

Relationships

Allies

Neutral

  • Northern Cyprus-icon.png Northern Cyprusball- He just wants into recognition too. But I'll never forget the time yuo beatings me on soccer!

Enemies

  • UN-icon.png UNball - I am a proper countryball, let me in!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Stupid dad! Stop harassing me and treating me like shit! I'm a sovereign nation just like you! RECOGNIZE ME!!! RECOGNIZE ME!!! RECOGNIZE MEEEEE NOW OR DIE!!! Stop saying you'll embarrass people when you recognize me! I WILL OF KILLINGS YUO!!!
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - THEY COUPED ME AND KIDNAPPED THE HEIR PRINCE (now the regent)! THEY NEED TO DIE! ALSO, HE ALMOST BOMBED ME WHEN I WAS ONLY A SMALL CHILD DURING THE WAR!! YOU MONSTER!!! RECOGNIZE ME AND PAY REPARATIONS YOU NAZI! YOUR PREDECESSORS ALSO STOLE MY FLAG!
  • Alderney-icon.png Alderneyball (Soccer) - 2-1
  • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - I WILL INTO SMALLEST COUNTRY!!!! REMOVE CHRISTIANS!!!
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