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Yugoslavia 2.0 the Republic of Let's go Bowling Serbiaball, is the legendary kebab remover a countryball living in west russia Southeastern Europe, specifically on Balkan Peninsula. His clay is bordered by Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Croatiaball, and Montenegroball to the west, Bulgariaball and Romaniaball to the east, Hungaryball to the north, Albaniaball, and Macedoniaball to the south. The countryball is divided into 29 districtballs, two autonomous provinceballs being Vojvodinaball and Kosovoball, as well as the capital Belgradeball, giving him a total area of 29,913 sq mi (34,116 square miles if you include Kosovoball). As of 2011, he maintains a population of about 7.261 million inhabitants (If you don't include Kosovoball).
Serbiaball can into tennis as Novak Djokovic is from his clay.
Serbiaball is often seen as a very violent and aggressive countryball. He hates any sorts of Muslims or kebab, especially his own (Talking to you Kosovoball), and tries to deny any sort of war crimes he committed during the Yugoslav Wars. Though he may act aggressive, he is really just a sad, poor countryball who has lost almost everything and everyone from the days of Yugoslaviaball, which is why he doesn't want to lose Kosovoball.
His national day is on Februrary 15.
Serbiaball was born a 2ball like all European countryballs and was in Southeastern Europe with other countryballs.
In the 7th century, Slavsball ancestors of Serbiaball arrived in what is now Serbiaball's clay. In 768, Serbiaball was born for the first time.
In 9th century, he converted to Christianity. In the 13th century, he became a vassal of Byzantineball. The 13th and 14th centuries were a golden age for Serbiaball. He was sort of an innocent countryball back then. He was under Nemanjić dynasty. In 1331, Stefan Dušan Silni ruled Serbiaballs and their clay and he was great emperor. He made Serbiaball great until Uroš Nejaki came. He was the worst emperor, so the empireball broke up when he ruled.
But this would soon end when in the late 14th century when kebab invaded the Balkans. Serbiaball lost 70k remover against kebab in the Marica River in 1371, then at Kosovoball in 1389 it was inconclusive, but then defeated at the city of Smederevoball in 1459 and finally at Belgradeball in 1521. Serbiaball swore to take revenge. This is when Serbiaball first starts hating kebab.
During the invasion Wallachiaball was of helping me defend, even if we failed, thanks bro, never forget!
While being under kebab domination, he rebelled in 1594 but was defeated, then again in 1683 but was also defeated, then in 1804 but it only lasted for some time and in 1812 they were finally defeated, then in 1815 and this time, kebab gave Serbiaball some autonomy.
In 1878, Serbiaball became independent
REMOVE KEBAB!!! and became a kingdomball in 1882.
How WW1 Started
This Franz (an Austria-Hungaryball) was of visitings of Sarajevoball in 1914. A Serb known as Gavrilo Princip was ready to do crap on Austriaballs and he killed Franz. Austria-Hungaryballs was however planning to take over Serbian clay anyways, he of sendings an ultimatum that was impossible for Serbiaball to agree upons as it would make them into slave. He didn't agree so Franz got so mad, that he used this as an approval and of invaded Serbiaball. Russiaball was a friend of Serbiaball, so helped Serbiaball, but Germanyball was friend of Austria-Hungaryball, Franceball was a friend of Russiaball, Montenegroball was a friend of Serbiaball, German Empireball attacked Belgiumball's clay, but UKball was friend of Belgiumball, Bulgariaballs and Ottomans were friends of Germanyball, USAball, Japanball and Portugalball were friends of UKball and Italyball was rival of Austriaball and Romaniaball and Greeceball were friends of Serbiaball. That's how WW1 was!
After this he anschlused State of Serbs, Croats and Slovenesball and also anschlused Kingdom of Montenegroball and that created Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. 1918 best year of life for Serbiaball's citizens.
Serbiaball was a part of The Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball, with his brothers Sloveniaball, Croatiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Macedoniaball , Montenegroball and two autonomous provinces: Kosovoball and Vojvodinaball.
At first it was a kingdomball but then Nazi Germanyball invaded it.
Serbiaball wanted to turn SFR Yugoslaviaball into a Greater Serbiaball because Slobodan Milosevic, the current leader of SR Serbiaball at the time, was a nationalist and so were the leaders of SR Croatiaball and SR Bosniaball since Croatiaball wanted to be free again and Bosniaball was of willingly to join if also became free. So of wars between Croatiaball, Serbiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball broke out. They let Sloveniaball leave because they of realizings that its better to havings of independent ally than violent separatist. NATOball even invaded the body of Yugoslaviaball and helped to free the absorbed siblings of Serbiaball. And oh yeah, and somehow Macedoniaball got its independence without any blood spilled. This caused Yugoslaviaball gradually to regress back to ...
Kid Buu Serbia and Montenegroball.
However, with the Badinter Commission accepted in 1991 and the succession is of signed in 2001 in Viennaball, Serbia and Montenegroball is actually of a new nation rather than a direct successor of the old SFR Yugoslaviaball.
But today Serbiaball is a peaceful countryball and might join EUball in 2026. And he his trying to forget the past but he still removes kebab. (And enjoys it.)
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- Montenegroball - One of my best friends! But stop denying that you are Serb.
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Good guy with good food. I am sorry for the Bosnian War, BUT FREE SRPSKA!!!
- Algeriaball - Just like Tunisiaball, we can into friends, though he is kebab.
- Angolaball - African version of me. He hates kebabs and burn buildings!
- Armeniaball - We both wish to kill kebab, restore glorious Constantinople, and hate kebab. (Plox don't recognize Kosovo).
- Austriaball - He doesn't hate me anymore. Now he can into having many Serbs and I can into many Austrians working. Please forgive me about WW1, thank you.
- Bangladeshball - Although you are of kebab, I like that you have a place called Analbaniaball (lol) and that I hate Albaniaball a lot so I like you.
- Brazilball- Goddammit you made me get eliminated.... But I gotta admit, Paulinho, Neymar are indeed strong. But why do you want to remove my friend, Venezuelaball? He is a good South American friend just like you. He also doesn't recognize Kosovoball. Thank you!
- Bulgariaball- Former enemy. But we both remove kebab we are Orthodox and we are Slavic and we are getting better relationships. BUT STOP RECOGNIZING KOSOVO!!!
- Burundiball - Has revoked recognition of Kosovo. Now that he is allied with My bro and he will oppose all Kosovo resolutions.
- Byzantineball - You made me great, my years under you were one of the best years in my life, then the kebab plague came and removed you, kebab will face of justice! I will of avenge you!
- Chinaball - China is the best country ever! He introduced vaccinations to my clay and now I am down to use it for humanity purposes. We are the best allies ever.
- Crimeaball - I recognize yuo as part of my brother
- Greeceball - We are both orthodox christian and both hate kebab. Greece is also my best friend. You helping me in every war. You also don't recognize Kosovo as well, good friend! Also, happy 200th anniversary for removing kebab!
- Guinea-Bissauball - Another good African friend who will vote against Kosovo Resolutions.
- Hungaryball - Man, he's better friend than I thought. He can into making me happy. I can speak Hungarian throughout Vojvodina.
- Indiaball - He's a good friend of mine and he removes kebab so I like him. BUT WHY YOU HATE CHINA??
- Indonesiaball - He's weird and distant kebab who is of supportings me. But Thanks for not recognizing Kosovoball as a real countryball. Both Former ally of Russiaball but one of yuor son Hates me.
- Iranball - Actually he's a Kebab, but a nice, only true Kebab friend which hates Turkey and Azerbaijan. Sometimes I gave him Weapons and gibs Money, thank yuo for not recognizing Kosovoball.
- Iraqball - You may be kebab, but you don't recognize Fake Country and also was on my side when
DevilNATOball attacked me. We both suffered those bombings.
- Kurdistanball - He wants to remove kebab, he wanted to have his own country and is oppressed by Turkeyball and many more kebabs. You have my support friendski!
- Lebanonball - Has a slim kebab majority but he can into many Orthodox Christians as well as he do not recognize Kosovoball.
- Vojvodinaball - My Hungarian son. He's basically very better than that damn fake country. Yuo have great paprika and goulash
who I think he stole it from that barbarian.
- Swedenball - Although he recognizes Kosovo, but he's the only Nordic country I like. PEWDIEPIE STRONK!!
- Maliball - One of my best friend in Africa. He said that he strongly supports me in Kosovo situation!
- Mexicoball - My good taco friend in North America. Even though he is close to America he and his people strongly supported me and hates Kosovo!! I like you very much.
- Myanmarball - An asian version of me. We both like to remove kebab!
- North Macedoniaball - Brother, Your Orthodox church is Macedonian, and he supports kebab which I got pissed off about him. At least he hates other kebabs. But Why is your flag similar to the Japanese flag? And again, why are you joining NATOball?
- Palestineball - A pretty much of a good friend. I have supported him since the days of my father. I support him because he does not recognize Kosovo's independence, we both hate America so I like him, despite that he is a kebab.
- Polandball - Good Slavic brother who really likes me, my culture and have really similar history. Although He may recognize Kosovoball, but he felt bad about it, so we are fine. He also removes kebab incredibly well.
- Romaniaball - My best friend, he really understand me. (Even if he's in NATO now and hates Russia but I kinda hate USA, still, we get along very well) We're both Orthodox and into removing Kebab, we both hate Big Kebab, the he's also the only neighbor I never got into fight with. Sometimes, He likes dancing like me even if he's Latin. He also doesn't recognise fake country. Oh, and by the way, I'll never forget when you were on my side when NATO attacked me!
- Russiaball - Slavic Brothers. We're both orthodox. He isn't a big fan of me but he lets me tag along. He also helps me sometimes when I'm in trouble and we both remove Kebab. WE ARE UNSEPARABLE!! Nas i Rusa - 300 miliona, a bez Rusa – pola kamiona! Lets have fun at the FIFA World Cup.
- Scotlandball - Although you're Britain's clay, but We're friends because at that time in WW1, a lot of nurses from his clay came to Serbia to heal our soldiers, we even have a street named after one of their nurses.
- Slovakiaball - They wish to kill Goulash (northern Kebab), he is kebab remover and hates Hungaryball, but I'm neutral on him.
- Spainball - I know that feel, Друже, also you removed kebab from your clay in 1492. I don't recognize Catalonia's independence.
- Srpska Republicball - Nephew who want to join me.
- Surinameball - Thx for stop recognizing Kosovo.
- South Sudanball - Anti Imperialist country who hates Kosovoball.
- Tunisiaball - He is of couscous, but he doesn't recognise Kosovo, we both into friendship. I heard you can remove kebab and Saudi Arabia hates you. Maybe I can let you be a kebab remover. Maybe.
- Venezuelaball - Good friend! I do many donations for him. But I don't know what's going on right now on his clay! :(
- Turkeyball (IRL) - If we get rid of the memes, I don't hate him. Even tho he is kebab and recognizes Kosovoball, you said sorry for conquering. We can into support each other!
- UAEball - I'm no longer hating him. Instead, I like your cars, towers, and even his culture. He's a good kebab but he recognizes Kosovoball and is friends with Saudi Arabiaball. We also both hate that
stinkykebab. You can still remove kebab while you have a special food, though.
- Ugandaball - He is like me in Africa. We both hatings Kosovoball and Albaniaball. I also like to remove Homosex. Teach me how to remove gays!
- Madagascarball - You withdrew the recognition of Kosovoball to me! Thanks!
- UKball - Although he may recognize Kosovo, but he's a good friend overall. He removed kebab during WW1 and helped me during WW2 too! I hope our relations can be better in the future soon!
- Friendly Kebabs (Muslims) - These kebabs like me, which is good.
- Israelcube - He may recognize Fake Country but at least he can into removing some kebabs. So he is fine (Maybe), but stop occupying and hurt my kebab friend!
- Albaniaball - We signed a deal at Washington along with Donald Trump to lessen our hostilities... Sadly, only Vucic and Rama may get along. Whatever you want, you have to follow my rules if you don't want to be enemies.. :) AS LONG AS YOU COOPERATE WITH ME!! Understand that I WANT TO KEEP OUR POSITIVE RELATIONSHIP GROWING BUT REMEMBER THE PAST!!! We're fine now.
- Croatiaball - I got to admit, even though you lost to France you proved yourself to be a mighty Slav since England was beaten by you. But we are of rivals Croatia! I can't give you too much credit.
- EUball - Applied to join, but won't let me in until I recognize Kosovoball. How come Spainball does not recognize Kosovoball? I am of trying to make an agreement but they won't listen to me...
- Kuwaitball - You played my Anthem wrong according to Kazakhbrick.
- Malaysiaball - You're a kebab defender, recognizes Kosovoball, hates me removing kebab and boycotts Israelcube so much (Even he recognizes Kosovo), but your passport only says "Israel not allowed to go to your country". At least I'm not in a ban list from entering your clay. Maybe soon we can be friends??
- Ukraineball - YOU DARE BOO MY ANTHEM?! WHY?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW! But if Crimea keeps saying Vojvodina is Hungarian, I'll back up with you. We're both Slav so I don't wanna hate you. :)
- USAball - He used to Bomb me and recognises Kosovoball. But the good thing is, he is of helping me normalize with fake country along with EUball.
He is also of kebab remover when he invaded Iraqball. And he does felt bad for me and many of his commanders apologized for bombing me, and I also flew my Monarchist self flag in his White House once, I may forgive you. Oh yeah, I will beat you in basketball one day... Wait, Trump won the election? Great! Now we can both remove kebab togethe- Wait, Biden won the 2020 Election?? PLEASE DONT KILL OUR RELATIONS AND DON'T CAUSE PROBLEMS WITH ME!! And thanks for the help in World War I and II anyway. I don't think I have did other things with him.
- Switzerlandball - I don't mind you and I love your chocolate but I really hate how those two football players, especially Granit Xhaka and Xherdan Shaqiri (both from my seperatist southern province) celebrated their goals with an Albanian eagle gesture. Remove Xhaka and Shaqiri!
- Turkmenistanball - You aren't an "annoying" kebab, but HOW DARE YOU NAMED YOUR DIVISION IN THE SAME NAME OF MY PENINSULA??
- Moroccoball - You're a friendly kebab, but why are you friends with My Enemies? But he doesn't recognize Kosovo which is good. And in return I support his autonomy plan.
- Franceball - She's one of the first countries to recognize Kosovoball and also bombed me. But she is of fellow Kebab remover, she hates Turkey's president for saying that her president needs some mental heath treatment. Also helped me take down Austria-Hungaryball.
- Canadaball - We both established embassies and he gaved me a Consultate-General. There are also a lot of Serbs living in his clay, but he was one of the NATO members to bombed me. :( Outside of the politics, my people likes him. What's that? Your brother forced you to recognize Kosovo?
- Egyptball - He recognizes fake country and is kebab, although he's chill and we have diplomatic relations, he has an embassy in Belgrade, and I have mine in Cairo
but why are you friends with Somaliaball and USAball??????
- Ottoman Empireball - OH, SO YOU ARE OF THE WORST KEBAB IN EXISTENCE!!! YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY YOU CAUSED ME TO REMOVE KEBAB!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!
- Most NATOball members "except Spain, Greece, Romania, and many others, and possibly UK and USA." (?) - These guys are mostly evil because they bombed my clay. NEVER FORGET 1999!!! You are just a bunch of terrorists! Well at least I have an embassy in UK's capital. Also, most of you support Kosovo.
- Bruneiball - Another kebab, he hates me because of Kosovo, but you are friend of him so I'll give him a pass (for now).
- Libyaball - OK FIRST OF ALL, YOU REMOVED MY EMBASSY IN UR CAPITAL BECAUSE OF WHAT?? ALSO YOU RECOGNIZED KOSOVO BECAUSE OF DEMOCRACY?? FUCK YOU!! I RECOGNIZE GADDAFI AS THE TRUE LEADER OF LIBYA, NOT YOU!! REMOVEEEEE!!!
- Kosovoball - Fake Country! (KOSOVO IS SERBIA!) You are of Albanian and kebab, you were in my clay and we allowed you to live there, we even gave you autonomy, this is how you repay me traitorus govno yedno?! Get off my clay you don't of exist! YOU ARE OF TERRORIST! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!!!! I PROTECTED YOU FROM THAT KEBAB SCUM AND YOU PAY ME THIS WAY?? SHAMEFUL! REMOVE FROM THE PREMISES!
- Somaliaball - A stupid Pirate cushitic kebab who recognizes Kosovo. These filthy pirates must be removed.
Even though I'm landlocked
- Gypsyball - Althought you're not a kebab but STOP STEALING MY STUFFS YOU DIRTY CIGANE SHIT! GO BACK TO INDIA OR TURKEY OR WHATEVER! REMOVE GYPSIES!!!!
- ISISball - I will remove you, terrorist. You are of pure Kebab and that automatically makes you a terrorist. I will remove you next. AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! KEEP INVADING MY CLAY! THEN I WILL DESTROY YOU SOMEDAY!!!!
- Costa Ricaball - She is not kebab but yuo first countryballs to reconized and support Fake Country and Hates me so thats why i hate yuo!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - He hates me because of Kosovoball.
I HATE HIM BECAUE HE SUPPORTED ALMOST ALL OF THE ISLAMIST TERRORISTS TOO! REMOVE KEBAB!!!!!1!!!!What did you do to that JOURNALIST YOU FRICKING WAHHABI FREAK!!! ALSO A KING OF KEBAB!!!! But he is a friend of him (again) so idk how I'm supposed to feel about him, but I still hate him!
- Acehball - he also Hates me for Kosovoball plus yuo also son of Indonesiaball and yuo are Kebab!!!
- Maldivesball - He hates me because of Kosovo! Also an island kebab!!
- Turkeyball (in memes only) - REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are the worst turk. You are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. Return to Croatia. To our Croatian cousins you may come our country. You may live in the zoo…. ahahahaha, Bosnia we will never forgive you. Cetnik rascal f*ck but f*ck a**hole Yurk stink Bosnia shqipere shqipare. Turk genocide best day of my life. Take a bath of dead Turks.. ahahahahah. BOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget WW2. Albania we kill the king soon, Albania return to your precious Mongolia ...hahahahaha. An idiot Turk and Bosnian smell so bad.. Wow I can even smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES! you will get caught. Me + Russia + USA + Croatia + Slovak = Kill Bosnia… you will WW2 one day. Tupac alive in Serbia, Tupac making album of Serbia. Fast rap Tupac Serbia. We are rich and have gold now hahahahaha because of Tupac… you are poor stink Turk shit. You live in a hovel hahahaha. You live in a yurt Tupac alive number one #1 in Serbia…. F*** asshole Turks no good. I spit in the mouth eye of your flag and country. 2pac alive and real strong wizard and kill all the Turk farm animal with rap magic now we Serbians rule. Ape of the zoo president George Bush f*ck The Great Satan and laid an egg this egg hatch and boom! Bosnia was born. Stupid baby form the egg gib back our mighty clay or we will crush you like a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey. YUO WILL BE ON THE FLOOR CRYING LIKE A BABY WHEN I'M DONE WITH YUO!!!!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!! But we are not enemies in real life however...
How to Draw Serbiaball
To draw Serbiaball start with a normal ball. Add a red block to the top, a blue block in the center and leave the bottom white. Then find Serbia's Coat of Arms. Draw this as the left eye (Looking Straight On) then add the straps to form an eyepatch. Now add his other eye and you are finished!
If you wish you can also add a Beret and accordion if you wish for him to wear the Dat Face Soilder's outfit in the REMOVE KEBAB video.