Serbiaball

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Serbiaball
Republic of Serbiaball
: Република Србијалопта
Republika Srbijalopta

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April 23, 1815 - Present
April 27, 1992 - Present
June 5, 2006 - present

Remove Кеbab! Remove kebab!! REMOVE KEBAB!!!

General information

Government

Unitary parliamentary constitutional republic

Personality

Dead honest, honest to the point, honorable, proud, immune, not afraid of anything,

kebab remover, aggressive when it comes to (most) kebabs, chaotic good (REMOVE KEBAB!)

Language

Serbian

Hungarian ( Vojvodina)

Albanian ( Kosovo)

Religion

Orthodoxy

Atheism

Catholicism

Relations and opinions

Enemies

Evil Terrorist Alliance!!!!!!!

Croatiaball (Rival)

Misionesball (Stop of copying my flag!!!)

Al-Qaedaball

Likes

Rakija/Rakiya/Ракија, Slobodan Milošević, Radovan Karadžić, Niko Bellic, Roman Bellic (except when it comes to bowling), sport, his history, playing the accordion, ~~Starting WWI~~, removing kebab and Sarma/Сарма, basketball, waterpolo, football, accordions, Kebab removal videos, Tupac, Nikola Jorgić, Nationalism, Baja Mali Knindza better than !@#$%^&* Bojna Čavoglave, Dragutin Gavrilović, Novak Djoković

Dislikes

Being bombed "by mistake" by NATO, His president Vučić,

Main kebab,

Sharia Kebab law, Pretty much kebabs in general, Everything that related to kebabs,

Kosovo Stealer who steals clay,

YOU ARE PART OF SERBIA!!!,

Also Clay Stealer (kebab too) FREE REPUBLIKA SRPSKA 2018,

Other Clay Stealer, basically any clay stealers, SMRDLJIVI LOPOVI!, having to deal with hot summers in the same place with very cold winters.

Historical information
Preceded by
Serbia and Montenegroball

Is of importants

Can into space?

Yes, but removing kebab is more fun!

Börk

Бре Бре (Bre bre) / Remove Kebab, Remove Kebab

Food

Rakija, Pljeskavica, Ćevapi, Sarma, Burek, Punjena paprika, Pasulj, Kulen, Gulas

Status

Taking a break from removing kebab and instead removing COVID-19.

Notes

“	REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!	”
	— Serbiaball's catchphrase

“	Samo Sloga Srbina Spašava	”
	— Serbia

“	КОСОВО ЈЕ СРБИЈА	”
	— Serbia

Serbiaball, officially ~~Yugoslavia 2.0~~ the Republic of Serbiaball, is a ~~kebab remover~~ countryball living in Southeastern Europe, specifically on Balkan Peninsula. His clay is bordered by Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Croatiaball, and Montenegroball to the West, Bulgariaball and Romaniaball to the East, Hungaryball to the North, Albaniaball, and Macedoniaball to the South. The countryball is divided into 29 districtballs, two autonomous provinceballs being Vojvodinaball and Kosovoball, as well as the capital Belgradeball, giving him a total area of 29,913 sq mi (34,116 square miles if you include Kosovoball). As of 2011, he maintains a population of about 7.261 million inhabitants (If you don't include Kosovoball).

Due to having close ties with his cousin, Russiaball, Serbiaball has become an observer of CSTO. He's basically a member of Danube Commissionball. Also he is a member of OSCEball and CEFTAball.

He has refused to join NATO however after they bombed him, and can't join EU until he recognizes Kosovoball.

Serbiaball is often seen as a very violent and aggressive countryball. He hates any sorts of muslims or kebab, especially his own (Talking to you Kosovoball), and tries to deny any sort of war crimes he commited during the Yugoslav Wars. Though he may act aggressive, he is really just a sad, poor countryball who has lost almost everything and everyone from the days of Yugoslaviaball, which is why he doesn't want to lose Kosovoball.

History (историја)

Early History

Serbia was born a 2ball like all European countryballs and was in Southeastern Europe with other countryballs.

In the 7th century, Slavsball ancestors of Serbiaball arrived in what is now Serbiaball's clay. In 768, Serbiaball was born for the first time.

Middle Ages

Serbiaball was split into four small countryballs: Dukljaball, Zachlumiaball, Travunijaball and Raškaball (administrative). Later, Serbiaball was a small kingdomball in the Balkans at the time.

In 9th century, he converted to Christianity. In 13th century he became vassal of Byzantineball. The 13th and 14th centuries were a golden age for Serbiaball. He was sort of an innocent countryball back then. He was under Nemanjić dynasty. In 1331, Stefan Dušan Silni ruled Serbiaballs and their clay and he was great emperor. He made Serbiaball great until Uroš Nejaki came. He was the worst emperor, so the empireball broke up when he ruled.

But this would soon end when in the late 14th century when kebab invaded the Balkans. Serbiaball lost 70k remover against kebab in the Marica River in 1371, then at Kosovoball in 1389 it was inconclusive, but then defeated at the city of Smederevoball in 1459 and finally at Belgradeball in 1521. Serbiaball swore to take revenge. This is when Serbiaball first starts hating kebab.

During the invasion Wallachiaball was of helping me defend, even if we failed, thanks bro, never forget!

While being under kebab domination, he rebelled in 1594 but was defeated, then again in 1683 but was also defeated, then in 1804 but it only lasted for some time and in 1812 they were finally defeated, then in 1815 and this time, kebab gave Serbiaball some autonomy.

Modern Times

In 1878 Serbiaball became indepedent ~~REMOVE KEBAB!!!~~ and in 1882 Serbiaball became a kingdomball.

In 1913 he removed kebab for good from Balkans with the help of Kingdom of Montenegroball, Greeceball and Bulgariaball.

But then they couldn't agree on the new borders, so he with Greeceball and Romaniaball fought and defeated Bulgariaball. A sad moment for the nations of Balkans indeed (sorry bro).

Serbiaball's history in a nutshell: REMOVE KEBAB!

How WW1 Started

This Franz (an Austria-Hungaryball) was of visitings of Sarajevo in 1914. A Serbiaball called Gavrilo Princip was ready to do crap on Austriaballs and he killed Franz. Austria-Hungaryballs was however planning to take over Serbian clay anyways, he of sendings an ultimatum that was impossible for Serbiaball to agree upons as it would make them into slave. He didn't agree so Franz got so mad, that he used this as an approval and of invaded Serbiaball. Russiaball was a friend of Serbiaball, so helped Serbiaball, but Germanyball was friend of Austria-Hungaryball, Franceball was a friend of Russiaball, Montenegroball was a friend of Serbiaball, German Empireball attacked Belgiumball's clay, but UKball was friend of Belgiumball, Bulgariaballs and Ottomans were friends of Germanyball, USAball, Japanball and Portugalball were friends of UKball and Italyball was rival of Austriaball and Romaniaball and Greeceball were friends of Serbiaball. That's how WW1 was!

After this he anschlused State of Serbs, Croats and Slovenesball and also anschlused Kingdom of Montenegroball and that created Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball. 1918 best year of life for Serbiaball's citizens.

Yugoslaviaball

Serbiaball was a part of The Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball, with his brothers Sloveniaball, Croatiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Macedoniaball , Montenegroball and two autonomous provinces: Kosovoball and Vojvodinaball.

At first it was a kingdomball but then Nazi Germanyball invaded it.

After World War 2, Yugoslaviaball became communist. It was all of goods and nice until of death of Tito.

Serbiaball wanted to turn SFR Yugoslaviaball into a Greater Serbiaball because Slobodan Milosevic, the current leader of SR Serbiaball at the time, was a nationalist and so were the leaders of SR Croatiaball and SR Bosniaball since Croatiaball wanted to be free again and Bosniaball was of willingly to join if also became free. So of wars between Croatiaball, Serbiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball broke out. They let Sloveniaball leave because they of realizings that its better to havings of independent ally than violent separatist. NATOball even invaded the body of Yugoslaviaball and helped to free the absorbed siblings of Serbiaball. And oh yeah, and somehow Macedoniaball got its independence without any blood spilled. This caused Yugoslaviaball gradually to regress back to ... ~~Kid Buu~~ Serbia and Montenegroball.

However, with the Badinter Commission accepted in 1991 and the succession is of signed in 2001 in Viennaball, Serbia and Montenegroball is actually of a new nation rather than a direct successor of the old SFR Yugoslaviaball.

As said before, after the Yugoslav Wars, Serbiaball and Montenegroball became Serbia and Montenegroball, then Montenegroball left me in 2006.

But today Serbiaball is a peaceful countryball and might join EUball in 2026. And he his trying to forget the past but he still removes kebab. (And enjoys it.)

Flag Colors

Main Colors

	RGB	CMYK	HEX
Madder Lake	198, 54, 60	C0-M90-Y70-K10	#C6363C
Dark Cerulean	12, 64, 118	C100-M72-Y0-K19	#0C4076
White	255 ,255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF

Emblem Colors

	RGB	CMYK	HEX
Saffron	237, 185, 46	C4-M24-Y95-K0	#EDB92E
Madder Lake	198, 54, 60	C100-M72-Y0-K19	#C6363C
White	255 ,255, 255	N/A	#FFFFFF

Relationships

Friends (пријатељи)

Montenegroball - One of my best friends! But stop denying that you are serb.
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Good guy with good food. I am uh sorry for Bosnian War. BUT FREE SRPSKA !
Algeriaball - Just like Tunisiaball, we can into friends, though he is kebab.
Angolaball - African version of me.
Armeniaball - We both wish to kill kebab and restore glorious Constantinople and hate kebab. (Plox don't recognize Kosovo).
Bangladeshball - although you are of kebab, I like that you have a place called Analbaniaball and that I hate Albaniaball a lot so I like you.
Brazilball- Goddammit you made me get eliminated.... But I gotta admit, Paulinho, Neymar are indeed strong. But why do you want to remove my friend, Venezuelaball? He is a good south american friend just like you. He also doesn't recognize Kosovoball. Thank you!
Bulgariaball- Former enemy. But we both remove kebab we are Orthodox and we are Slavic and we are getting better relationships. BUT STOP RECOGNIZING KOSOVO!!!
Burundiball - Has revoked recognition of Kosovo. Now that he is allied with My bro and he will oppose all Kosovo resolutions.
Byzantineball - You made me great, my years under you were one of the best years in my life, then the kebab plague came and removed you, kebab will face of justice! I will of avenge you!
Chinaball - She is also best friend of Russiaball now. Both citizen of us suffer in NATOball bombing Belgradeball. She is of learning Yugoslaviaball war songs right now. Also gibs infastructure help.
Greeceball - We are both orthodox christian and both hate kebab. Greece is also my best friend. You helping me in every war. You also don't recognize Kosovo as well good friend!!!!!!
Guinea-Bissauball - Another good African friend who will vote against Kosovo Resolutions.
Icelandball - He likes Russia so he supports me for liking Russia, so if he supports me, I support him. KOSOVO IS SERBIJA REMOVE KEBAB
Indiaball - He is a good friend of mine and he removes kebab so I like him.
Indonesiaball - Is weird and distant kebab who supportings me. Thanks for not recognizing Kosovoball as real countryball. Former ally of Russiaball.
Iranball - Actually he is a Kebab, but a nice, only true Kebab friend which hates Turkey and Azerbaijan. Sometimes I give him Weapons and he gibs Money and thank yuo for not recognize Kosovoball
Iraqball - You may be kebab, but you don't recognize Fake Country and also was on my side when Devil attacked me.Also both suffered those bombings.
Kurdistanball - He wants to remove kebab, he wants his own country and is oppressed by Turkeyball and many more kebabs. You have my support friendski!
Lebanonball - Has a slim kebab majority but can into many Orthodox Christians as well as does not recognise Kosovoball.
Vojvodinaball - My Hungarian son. He's basically very better than that damn fake country. Yuo have great paprika and goulash ~~who i think he stole it from that barbarian.~~
Maliball - One of best friend in Africa. He said that he strongly supports me in Kosovo situation!
Macedoniaball - Brother, he is not Bulgarian he is ~~serb~~. Your Orthodox church is Serbian and he supports kebab which I get pissed off about him. At least he hates other kebab. Why is your flag similar to the Japanese flag?
Mexicoball - My good taco friend in North America. Even though he is close to America he and his people strongly supported me and hate Kosovo!!!! I like you very much.
Myanmarball - Asian version of me.
Palestineball - A pretty much of a good friend. I have supported him since the days of my father. I support him because he really hates Kosovo and America!!!!!!
Polandball - Slavic brother who really likes me, my culture and have really similar history. He recognises Kosovoball, but feels bad about it, so we are fine. He also removes kebab incredibly well.
Romaniaball - My best friend, he really understands me. (Even if he is in NATO now and hates Russia and I kinda hate USA, we get along very well) We are both orthodox and wish to remove Kebab, both hate Big Kebab, the he is also the only neighbor I never got into fight with. He sometimes likes dancing like me even if he is of latin. He also doesn't recognise fake country. Oh, by the way, I'll never forget when you were on my side when NATO attacked me!
Russiaball - Brothers. We are both orthodox and Slavic. Russia isn't a big fan of me but he lets me tag along. He helps me sometimes when I'm in trouble and we both remove Kebab. but I want to join EU, it is a love hate relationship. Nas i Rusa - 300 miliona, a bez Rusa – pola kamiona! Lets have fun at the FIFA World Cup.
Scotlandball - We are friends because at the time of WW1 a lot of nurses from Scotland came to Serbia to heal our solders, we even have a street named after one of their nurses.
Slovakiaball - They wish to kill Goulash (northern Kebab), he is kebab remover and hates Hungaryball, but I'm neutral on him.
Spainball - I know that feel, Друже, also you removed kebab from clay in 1492.
Srpska Republicball - Nephew who want to join me.
Surinameball - Thx for stop recognizing Kosovo.
South Sudanball - Anti Imperialist country who hates Kosovoball.
Syriaball- Although he is a kebab, he don't recognizes Kosovoball and he have a significant Orthodox minority. I like your President Bashar al-Assad. But why do you hate Kurdistanball? He is a good kebab just like you.
Tunisiaball - He is of couscous, but he doesn't recognise Kosovo, we both into friendship. I heard you can remove kebab and Saudi Arabia hates you. Maybe I can let you be a kebab remover. Maybe.
Venezuelaball - Good friend! I do many donations for him.
Turkey IRL - If we get rid of the memes I don't hate him even tho he is kebab you said sorry for conquering. We can into support each other, especially to blow EUball away!!!
UAEball - I am no longer hating him. Instead, I like your cars, towers, and even his culture. He's a good kebab but he recognizes Kosovoball and friends with Saudi Arabiaball. And we also both hate kebab. You can still remove kebab while you have a special food, though.
Madagascarball - You withdrew the recognition of Kosovoball to me! Thanks!
Friendly Kebabs (Muslims) -

Neutral (неутрално)

Austriaball - He still hate us after WW1 but we remove kebab. Now he can into having many serbs.
Croatiaball - I got to admit, even though you lost to France you proved yourself to be a mighty Slav since England was beaten by you. But we are of rivals Croatia! I can't give you too much credit.
EUball - Applied to join, but won't let me in until I recognize Kosovoball. How come Spainball does not recognize Kosovoball? I am of trying to make an agreement but they won't listen.
Kuwaitball - You played my Anthem wrong according to Kazakhbrick.
Hungaryball - Barbaric invader. Stole some of my clay as Austria-Hungaryball but I killed their archduke in 1914 XAXAXAXAXA. We both remove kebab which is good. I think he still wants to steal Vojvodinaball. (you ain´t gettin it!). ~~Why did you build fence on our border? I smell Trump ...~~ other.
Malaysiaball - Yuo are kebab defender, recognizes Kosovoball and hatings me and boycotting Israelcube so much, but your passport only says Israel not allowed to go to your country. At least I'm not in a list of banning from entering your clay. Maybe soon we can be friends?
Ukraineball - She may not recognize Kosovoball, but she is threatening to recognize it after I voted against the Crimeaball resolutions.
USAball - He Bombed me and recognises Kosovoball. But he removes some kebabs in the middle east. And he does feel bad for me and many of his commanders apologized for bombing me, I may forgive you one day. Oh yeah and I will beat you in basketball one day... Wait, Trump won the election? Great! Now we can both remove kebab together! Also my brother-in-law.
Switzerlandball, I don't mind you but I hate how two of your football players, Granit Xhaka and Xherdan Shaqiri (both from my seperatist southern province) celebrated their goals with an Albanian eagle gesture. Remove Xhaka and Shaqiri!
Turkmenistanball - You aren't annoying kebab, but HOW DARE YOU NAMED YOUR DIVISION IN THE SAME NAME OF MY PENINSULA??? I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU SOON.

Enemies (непријатељи)

COVID-19 - YUO!!!! YUO MADE MY POPULATION DECREASE MORE!!! I WILL REMOVE YUO LIKE I REMOVE KEBAB!!! REMOVE VIRUS!!! REMOVE VIRUS!!! REMOVE VIRUS!!!
Most NATOball members *except Spain, Greece,Romania, and many others, and possibly UK and USA.* (?) - These guys are evil because they bombed my country. You are just a bunch of terrorists! Well at least I have an embassy in UK's capital. Also, most of you support Kosovo.
Kosovoball - Fake Country! (KOSOVO IS OF SERBIA!) You are of albanian, you were in my clay and we allowed you to live there, we even gave you autonomy, this is how you repay me traitorus govno yedno? Get off my clay you don't of exist! YOU ARE OF TERRORIST! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!!!!!! I PROTECT YOU FROM KEBAB SCUM AND YOU PAY ME THIS WAY? SHAMEFUL!
Albaniaball - Worst enemy, KOSOVO JE SRBIJAAAA! СРБИЈА ДО ТОКИЈА! KOSOVO JE SERIJBA YOU LITTLE CHEEKI KEBAB, ANALBANIA'S CLAY IS 100% SERBIAN, SERBIJAN HORSES ARE INVISIBLE 2 PAC HATES YOU!! And stop bullying me if you bully me one more time I'll get Russiaball and Chinaball on you.
Catalan Republicball - You are not country! YOU BELONG TO SPAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT! REMOVE!!!
Somaliaball - Stupid Pirate cushitic kebab who recognize Kosovo. Must remove. ~~even though im landlocked~~
Gypsyball - STOP STEALING MY STUFFS YOU DIRTY CIGANE SHIT! GO BACK TO INDIA OR TURKEY OR WHATEVER! REMOVE GYPSIES!!!!
- : *crying in the background*
ISISball - I will remove you, terrorist. You are of pure Kebab and that automatically makes you a terrorist. I will remove you next. AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! KEEP INVADING MY CLAY! THEN I WILL DESTROY YOU SOMEDAY!!!!

Quotes

Oj Slobo pošalji salate, biće mesa, biće mesa, klaćemo Hrvate!
Samo sloga srbina spašava!
REMOVE KEBAB!
Kosovo is Serbia!
Kosovo je srce Srbije!
Ubi, zakolji, da Šiptar ne postoji!
Ubi Hrvata da Šiptar nema brata!
Granate na Hrvate!
Nema vrba koliko ima Srba, ali ima grana koliko Muslimana!
Nema vrba koliko ima Srba, ali ima granata koliko i Hrvata!
Vreme za Rakiju!
Živeli!
Bre Bre
VUČIČU PEDERU, IZDAO SI SRBIJU
Bog je Srbin i on će nas čuvati!

How to Draw Serbiaball

To draw Serbiaball start with a normal ball. Add a red block to the top, a blue block in the center and leave the bottom white. Then find Serbia's Coat of Arms. Draw this as the left eye (Looking Straight On) then add the straps to form an eyepatch. Now add his other eye and you are finished!

If you wish you can also add a Beret and accordian if you wish for him to remake the REMOVE KEBAB video