Am not shet
 
— Shetlandball

Shitlandball Shetlandball is the land of shit an Scottish island located in the North Sea. He is known for liking Vikings, fishing and local brewed alcohol and he has a close friendship with Norway-icon.png Norwayball and the other Nordicballs.

His friendship with Norway-icon.png Norwayball is strongest after he helped him greatly during WW2. He has a friendly rivalry with Orkney-icon.png Orkneyball and the two are often seen playing volleyball. Shetlandball and Orkney-icon.png Orkneyball will often compare home made foods but both share and enjoy each others cooking. The two countries have in the recent past and present considered distancing themselves from Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball/UK-icon.png UKball and making their own way together.

Shetlandball is known for having an alcohol and drug problem to a certain extent. Despite this he doesn't receive much criticism as drinking is popular among his friends and neighbors i.e. Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball. (yuo of caused it in the first place scotlan!)

Every year Shetlandball dresses up as a Viking and parades around a wooden ship (galley) he made through the year singing hearty songs about his viking past. He then proceeds to throw a burning torch into the galley and after watching it burn he parties, gets absolutely wasted and wakes up with a bad hangover much to the intrigue of his neighbors who find his annual parties to be awesome. Shetlandball is happy to invite anyone to this party but usually the Nordicballs and the Britballs. Canada-icon.png Canadaball and USA-icon.png USAball are also frequent visitors to his islands and to the aforementioned yearly festivities.

Relationships

Allies

Mixed Feelings

Enemies

None at present. He has argued often with Scotlandball recently but is mostly has mixed feeling about him. Disputes over oil resources, fishing rights and windfarm constructions could lead to his making of enemies with UKball and neighbors in the future however.

  • Norway-icon.png Norwayball (12th Century Rebellion)
  • Nazi Germanyball - This Stupid Idiot who did to Norway

Hundrends of years ago Shetlandball was involved in a rebellion with Orkney-icon.png Orkneyball against Norway-icon.png Norwayball who they saw at that time as unfit to rule over them. Unfourtunately for this duo of Mad Lad Island Fighters, they lost this war of insurrection and this directly led to Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball 's increased influence on the culture and language of Shetlandball and Orkney-icon.png Orkneyball . (och och!)

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Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
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_ There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets; this would have been highly impractical in battle. In fact, the image of Vikings wearing horned helmets stems from the scenography of an 1876 production of the Der Ring des Nibelungen opera cycle by Richard Wagner.
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