Somali Democratic Republicball

Somali Democratic Republic Jamhuuriyadda Dimuqraadiga Soomaaliyaالجمهورية الديمقراطية الصومالية
←   → 1969 - 1991
Long live Siad Barre! Remove Issaq!
General information
Government	Marxist-Leninist one-party totalitarian military dictatorship
Personality	dignified, militaristic, pious, socialist, evil, bossy, rude but rich (until 1991)
Language	Somali Arabic Italian
Type	Afro Asiantic Cushitic Semetic (Minority near the borders of somaliland and afar)
Capital	Mogadishuball
Affiliation	Arab Leagueball
Religion	Islam Sunni Islam
Relations and opinions
Friends	Best friend Papa A real country Of real commie Another real commie I Will save my Children
Enemies	CLAY THIEF!! DAMN YOU ISSAQ Ogadean is mine you evil latino NOT A REAL COUNTRY Why you rigged djiboutis vote? was rocket buddy but sided with Dergball That traitor that helped killed me DIE DARN EVIL SOVIET BETRAYER NOW SOMALIA IS A SHITHOLE BECAUSE OF THE CLIONTON TRAITOR!!
Likes	Genocide to issaq Communisum, sea access, culture and traditions
Dislikes	CLAY THEIF BILL CLINTON MURDERORS, Capitalism, Soviets, being hated
Historical information
Preceded by	Somaliaball
Succeeded by	No goverment Somalia
Is of importants
Börk	Siad siad, Kill kill issaq
Food	Somali food, fish rice, spicy shitney
Status
collasped becuase of bill clinton and is now the poorest country in the world
Notes
I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER AND RAW MEAT EATING RAT!!

Somali Democratic Republicball was a Communist Pirate dictatorship countryball in Africa.

History

Somaliaball was born as an 8ball, adopted by Kingdom of Italyball as Italian Somalilandball, then Italian East Africaball. After UKball occupation from 1941 to 1950 and Italyball trusteeship from 1950 to 1960, he became independent. In 1969 he passed through a socialist phase which lasted twenty-two years. In those twenty-two years he fixated on the idea of a Greater Somalia, which meant the occupation of the Ogadenball, Djiboutiball, and Northeastern Province of Kenyaball, which led to the Ogaden War with Dergball in which he got support from the Chinaball, SR Romaniaball and USAball. After he was defeated and humiliated, he began to become into a paranoid and arrested officials, which then led to an end in the Somali Civil War.

Relationships

Friends

• Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - My best friend. We have the saxxiabs together! We grew up with the same abusive parent and we laugh and cry together. We are both socalist countries, pan africanist, pan arabist and overall a great friend who never betrayed me. Thanks for the aid for the Ogadean war!
• Chinaball - Commie country who also helped me in war and a great trading partner. Thanks for the support!
• SR Romaniaball - Also Aided me in war. Thanks!! We trade and have simular ideologies and goals. Remove GYPSIES ISSAQS and Bantus
• Palestineball - I hosted an Arab League meeting where from a count of vote, the Arabs decided to not recognize your evil occupier. Your always welcomed in the Arab league! <3.

Enemies

• North Koreaball - He used to be my rocket buddy until he sided with Dergball in the ogedenia war. Then we started to have tense relationships.
• Cubaball - A horrible dictatorship who is a dergish little bitch and helped him dramatically in the gardenia war. How dare you, traitor! Fuck you for that!
• Israelcube - Hmm this face seems familiar. He has the facial features like palestine. Hmmm I wonder who this guy is? He reminds me of someone? Is this Jordan wearing a jewish costume or something?
• Franceball - Me and Djibouti would have been unified if it were not for the rigged vote for Djibouti to be a capitalist by your influence.
• Italyball - Although You supported me in the ogaden warm you are still a traitor who helped killed me by saying yes in a vote where NATO bombs and murdered me with the idea from Burger. REMOVE PASTA!
• Soviet Unionball - He is the biggest traitor in the world. He sided with Dergball. Biggest traitor of the century. I hope you enjoy your death of hell.

WORST MOTHERFUCKERS

• THE WORST - Disgusting starving nasty and disgracefull "brother". YOU SUCK SOVIET PO POP AND YOU CANNOT INTO FOOD! YOU CAN INTO STARVATION YOU LITTLE MURDEROUS HOSRE BITCH!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TRY ME!! YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME!! YOU WANT TO TAKE MORE LAND FUCKIN IMPERIALIST COMMIE PIG!! STOP CALLING ME A FAKE COMMIE YOU CHRISTIAN SHITHEAD!! YOUR HEAD IS FILLED WITH POO AND YOU KEEP ON GETTING POORER AND POORER Karma Strikes BACK
• FAT BURGER - OH YOU!!! YOU EVIL SATANIC BURGER!! YOU SIDED ME IN THE OGEDENIA WAR, BUT THEN YOU LITERALLY KILLED ME! YOU HAD LITTERALLY KILLED MY EMPIRE AND TURNED MY COUNTRY INTO A NO GOVERMENT SHITHOLE! HOW DARE YOU SATANIC DEMON!! GO TO HELL WITH YOUR SATANIC FRIENDS!! I HOPE YOU GET ANNUCELES AND DIE ONE DAY SHATAN
• SEPARATIST LOSER - Stop whining!!! The Isaaq genocide never happened. What are you talkingabout! It was not a genocide. Nothing happen, go back to the history textbooks again. I never killed you, Those Imperalistic Colonizer shits did. In the the Somaliland Campaign You know right?
• STUPID TEA - YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ISAAQ REBELLIONS!! ILL GET MY VENGENCE ON YOU EVIL LITTLE BRITISH EMPIRE!! REMOVE BRITISH TEA!!! AND YOU HELPED MURDER ME F**K YOU!

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