GIVE ME THE LOOT FOR ALLAH!
 
Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball screaming at the Kebab removers

Somaliaball is the land of chaos without a government a pirate countryball in the Horn of Africa and in the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a stable central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopiaball and controlling the Indian Ocean trade with a huge empire controlling Africa and Southern Asia (the Ajuran Empireball), he was also overflowing rich during the dervish state helping the Ottomans during ww1, became a monstrous genocidal communist in the Somali Democratic Republicball. Thus these are the historical things he was only known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital cityball of Somalia-icon (division).png Mogadishuball, and the cityballs surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the countryball. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous regionball of Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball, and Puntland-icon.png Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

Somaliaball used to be a rich, overflowing and beautiful Arabic countryball well known for the beauty of sea and beautiful Arabic architecture until the Cold War. When Derg-icon.png Dergball stole Ogadeniaball and the USA-icon.png USAball had hostile relations among Somalia, bombs appeared and fucked it up, turning it into an apocalyptic zone. Once beautiful historic buildings became shitholes and ruins, and it lead millions of Somalis living in the country to go on homeless, starving and in poverty. Now he has watched to much Pirates of the Carribean and started looting ships for his country.

The history of Somaliaball goes back to the Land of Punt, an Ameican football team's worst nightmare ancient Egyptian area near Somaliaball.

At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somaliaball is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.377 for Niger-icon.png Nigerball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually, it have the slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably near the end of the 21st century, it will become a high income countryball with skyscrapers.

He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of filthy Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, father of free clay Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball, and Uncle of kill Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball. He is also part of the Afro-Asiantic family.

He tries to be a good countryball, and his government is actually not democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay. Like what happened in 1991 and 1993.

Somali History

Ancient Somalia

Civilization in Somaliaball started in around 3000 BC with many cave paintings in a Ethio-Arabic style. These cave-men Somalis worshiped the Waaq gods and created many temples and statues for these gods. In 1200 BC The ancient Somalis had created a social hierarchy system for their arcituatual work and a civilization that combined with the Kingdom of Punt, which had a similar culture with the ancient Nubians and the Egyptians.

The Sultanate of Mogadishu

Around the time period of late 600-early 700 AD there was a massive spread of converts to Islam from the Middle East, Northern Africa, Persia and the Horn of Africa. Somaliaball was one of the first countryballs that willing convert their Waaq religion to Islam. Thus in their empire had formed with Arabian influenced, which was called the Sultanate of Mogadishuball. The Sultanate of Mogadishuball was the first civilization made in the Horn of Africa, which was rich in resources with gold and fossil fuels which gave their country an everflowing economy.

Adal Sultanate

The Adal Sultanateball was founded in 1415 and bordered the Sultanate of Mogadishuball, Beta Israel and its long time enemy Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball. The Adal Sultanateball supported the Ottoman-icon.png Ottomans in a trade war against the Kingdom of Portugal-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball. Abyssinia sided with the Portuguese. The border disputes were intense. Both Abyssiniaball and Adalball claimed the the land of the Afars. The intensity of disputes has caused a war between the two empires.

Abyssinian Adal War

The Abyssinian and Adal War was caused by disputes between the Empire of Abyssiniaball and the Adal Sultanateball and the tensions between their two big European allies: the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball and Kingdom of Portugal-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball. The Sultanate of Adalball was succeding in the war and almost had defended and kept two territories that is now a part of modern-day Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball (Afar-icon.png Afarball and Harari-icon.png Harariball) before the Portuguese came by surprise and completely suppressed and destroyed villages and homes of the sultanate. The involvement and support from the Kingdom of Portugalball had lead the sultanate to call a retreat and surrender. In the end, the Abyssinians and the Portuguese won the war, which lead Abyssiniaball to annex the territories of the Afars. The Harar Sultanateball still existed and lived for around 14 years until it was annexed by Abyssiniaball once again.

Ajuran Sultanate

WIP

Bantu Slave Trade

The French and Russian invasion

The Dervish movement

Colonialism

The Somali Democratic Republic

Isaaq genocide

Civil war

1993 NATO invasion

Modern Day Somalia

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Tufts Blue 65, 137, 221 C0.705-M0.380-Y0-K0.133 #4189DD
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF

Relationships

Friends/Saaxiib

  • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world. I do support him towards his river... You can take out that evil Ethiopia, damn I know its yours!
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - One of my best friends in Maghreb, he gave me many aids, we used to be big and stronk, we both hate Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, and he helped me become saaxiibs again with Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Gaddafiball after he support me against that Derg-icon.png Habesha loser in 1977 war. Western Sahara is yours!
  • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - We used to be big and great empires. :)
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi-icon.png Nazi , but I still like him since he hates my evil brother. The only thing I hate about him is that he likes Burger.
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Is of Friends m8, but you made Issaq born tho.
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten. You are the only nordic country that I like
  • Libya-icon.png Libyaball - He is basically like me, but he is in North Africa without pirates. I hope you get better, or your HDI might end up like mine!
  • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - Gibs aid, and he hates Somaliland-icon.png That loser. Thanks for the aid from my flood that happened in 2019 and also for taking my refugues.
  • Senegal-icon.png Senegalball - Sunsetings country!
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Of master fellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011. He is the only person I can truly trust and now investing in my economy and getting me back to normal! Thank yuo for everything you done! I do not know how to pay yuo back!
  • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Fellow Kebab who hates Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball, Ethiopia-icon.png my brother, and Somaliland-icon.png that loser for hating us. And also we are both kebabs and love Turkey-icon.pngPakistan-icon.png our brothers. Great job for occupying all over the Nagorno-Karabakh region, my fellow Turkic brother!, but why are you friends with Stupid Zionest Jew?
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Asian frined she made the best anime called One Piece. Also WHY DO YOU SUPPORT AMERICA?!
  • Maldives-icon.png Maldivesball - Another lost family which is not in Africa. We were once part of Ajuran-icon.png The ajuran empire.
  • Mozambique-icon.png Mozambiqueball and Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball - My Bantu population came from here. Sorry for the slave trade. They were also part of Ajuran-icon.png Ajuran empire
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Poor Guy, he is occupied by Israel-icon.png Fake and Stupid Zionist Jew. You’ll getting independence soon. I knows it.
  • Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball - My irrelevent sister who was colonized by an islamopohobic person named france. Did she hurt you? I can take care of you sister. Mashallah your economy is really growing and you will become the tringapore of africa.
  • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - She hates Ethiopia-icon.png That disgrace. Anyone who hates my evil brother is my friend! She also wants to replace my brother's immigrants with my refuges. I will gladly do so my Arab brother!
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - We are good friends because we are both kebabs always fighting against India-icon.pngEthiopia-icon.png Kebab Removers. Thank yuo for the aid you gave to me during my civil war.
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Yuo are of real and don't worry I will always support you against Serbia-icon.png That kebab remover.
  • Nepal-icon.png Nepalrawr - Hiking country!
  • Vincent-icon.png Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Is of pirate friends!
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Asians who support kebab just like me!

Neutral/Dhexdhexaad

  • UN-icon.png UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess? Also please gib more aid.
  • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USA-icon.png USAball?!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Well, this guy offered my refugues shelter, homes and food during the ogadenia war as he was an ally of mine fighting to my refuges who is in Ogadenia (now located in Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball) But then he lied and kept those 15,000 somalis hostage and made them MAIDS because he was running out of fillipino maids. Right now, Somalis, has more rights in his country, and he even has famous somali actors in the country, but we will never forget that......
  • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - Well thanks for giving me 1.5 million dollors during my socalist regime, I really appreciate it! I supported him against France in his Revolution but sorry I am a better friend with Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball and I don't recognize Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - He is a very good trading partner. I believe that you are a real China but can you please stop hurting Uyghur-icon.png Xinjiangball and killing Muslims and removing kebab? I support you against Taiwan-icon.png Isaaq Lover but Uyghur-icon.png Uyghur deserves independence plox!
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - He is a flag stealer, but I like him because he gave me aid and support.
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Thanks for allying me.

Enemies/Cadowga

Earth-icon.png Almost everyone is a enemy of Somalia unfortunately due to piracy, but these are the special ones:

  • Ethiopia-icon.png Shaydhaan's son - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. He is have tons of Kenya-icon.png Eritrea-icon.png Slaves who he brought against me! Also take down that evil rennisance damn!!! I AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE Somaliland-icon.png THIS SHITHEAD. I also ye ever forget that he is also a Israel-icon.png Zionest puppet. YE SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE EVIL DAMN!!! REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!! I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT. but despite our hatred and sibling rivarly our relationship is getting better and we are now starting on diplomatic relations.
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball- Disgusting bloke with nukes. Your' ethe real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that!!!
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somali teenager, you're as bad as your burger brother! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.
  • Bantu-icon.png Bantuball - You're my slaves. If you do not obey the pirate, I will throw you off the deck! I also accused him of funding Al-Shabaab
  • EU-icon.png NATO-icon.png EUball and Natoball - REMOVE SANCTIONS! AND STOP INVADING ME!! AND ALSO EU-icon.png EUball yuo banned my imigrants, my dad hates yuo I wish he will leave you soon! ITALEXIT.
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killing our pirates! Forever enemies! I don't Care if you're friends with Turkeyball.
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball (especially by pirates) - How dare you kill my pirates? I don't care If you are a kebab supporter or friends with Turkeyball! You look like this USA-icon.png Capitalist burger pig anyways. I'm glad I hijacked some of your cargo ships!
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Can yuo stop bullying me and my kebab immigrants. We just want a safe place from war and this is how yuo return us? Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball is way better than yuo!
  • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - WHY ARE YOU HELPING ETHIOPIA, AND HOW DARE YOU REVERT BACK INTO ANTI-IMPERIALIST?! NO PACIFIC COAST FOR YOU, BUT I CAN!
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - I just attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke my clay. He's also even worse than his South Korea-icon.png sister who is killing my pirates! Any Korea is bad.
  • Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. thanks for taking my refugues I still hate you though.
  • LGBT-icon.png Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Why do you exist. You are against the whole religion of Islam. Man into Man weird. You get stoning if you enter me!
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Fake China who is capitalist and recognizes Somaliland. At least we support Uyghur's freedom.
  • Micronesia-icon.png Micronesiaball - FOR REMAKING MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION!
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Stop removing kebab you pig! Are you not afraid of getting raided by us? shit he is landlocked as well
  • Greece-icon.pngGreeceball - Look here, I AM NOT TURKISH PUPPET, MISS KEBAB EMOVER!! actually I am I will raid you too! oh no she has too many island i get lost
  • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - Northern Cyprus-icon.png NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS, IDIOT!!! I HOPE I WILL RAID YOU IN THE MEDITERRANEAN WITH MY PIRATES!!! AND ALSO REMOVE 5-MIN-CRAFTS!!!
  • USA-icon.pngالشيطان - Look man. I know it's been a decades now, time flies, things are changing. We used to fight Jihad terrorist, can into hating Iranball and vodkas together, he may give me aid, plus we also can into recogizing Kosovo's freedom. Also thanks for the Fatbeard from South Park! And don't you think I will not forget THAT BILL CLINTON RUINED MY COUNTRY!!!
    • USA-icon.png - Since Biden won, there could be a chance that at some point, he might be interested in restoring relations.
    • Somalia-icon.png - Maybe...
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - ha haw you died! At least one terrorist group is finally gone.
  • Al Shabaab-icon.png Al-Shabaabball - You were the reason why everyone hates me. Now die in a hole where you belong. STOP BOMBING MY Somalia-icon (division).png My capital!! 1988 worst year of my life. 1991 also ANOTHER WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! ALSO WHY YOU HAVE CONTROLLED A THIRD OF MY COUNTRY
  • Derg-icon.png العم الشرير - I was once a rich and beautiful country, and a famous tourist spot...But nooooooo. You had to stole ogedenia, and cause a civil war into my country and use USA-icon.png Peter pan against me in the 1990's. When I betrayed the commies, you had to spead my country in ruins!! Now your Ethiopia-icon.png Stupid son wants me dead and annex me. You ruined my country just like how BILL CLITION COMPELTY MADE ME INTO A SHITHOLE. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!
  • Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball - A disgrace that wants to be independent from Morocco. You never will be!
  • Israel-icon.png عنصري وكراهية الإسلام - Islamophobic and racist country who supports terrorists and burger. He is planning to ally with His puppet Ethiopiaball to destroy me. I hate you so much I don't even recognize you as a actual country! You are a fake country and dirty islamopboic zionist! Gib Palestine-icon.png Palestine it’s independence now! You have no right to takings it!Brt681w.png Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...Brt681w.png
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I'm sorry, but I Recognize Crimea as Russiaball.
  • Eritrea-icon.png Crazy phycopath - He can also into removings of Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. Worst than being friends with Ethiopia, He had sent Israel-icon.png THAT SO-CALLED THING to kill my pirates and raid my country!!! This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me. (Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is but don't tell him I said that)Brt681w.png Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 shipsBrt681w.png
  • Somaliland-icon.png Issaq loser - Duh... Just a surreal country... Stop independence... Brt681w.png Otherwise Brt681w.png
  • Pirates-icon.png Somali Pirates - WHY DO YUO WORK WITH EVIL Al Shabaab-icon.png AL-SHABAAB?! YUO ARE THE WORST, YUO ARE AS TERRIBLE AS BURGER! REMOVE PIRATES! REMOVE TERRORISM! REMOVE ATTACKS!!!! wait pirate good
  • GOOGLE TRANSLATE - YUO NEVER GET MY LANGUAGE CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!! SOMALI ≠ ARABIC
  • Quebec-icon.png Quebecball - Matey go away! I thought we were friends with Russia and China!

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