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Somaliaball is a state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the country. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somalilandball , and Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.
At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.352 for the Central African Republicball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually it have the
slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably in 3019 it will become a High under Developed country with Skyscrapers.
He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay.
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- Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world.
- Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi, but I still like him.
- UKball - Friends m8.
But please cut your relations with Somalilandball!
- Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten.
- Senegalball - Sunset country!
- Turkeyball - Fellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011.
- Ukraineball - Poor Guy, he of losing Crimea to Stupid Vodka. You’ll getting it back. I knows it.
- UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess?
- Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USAball?!
- Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.
- Ethiopiaball - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. I' AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE THIS SHITHEAD. 'YE CHRISTIANITY SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!!
I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT
- Eritreaball - He can also into removing Ethiopia, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me. (Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is)
- USAball - Capitalist burger pig! HOW DARE YOU CALL US YOUR #1 ENEMY!!! REMOVE BAN!!! REMOVE DONALD TRUMP!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! And that bullcrap about calling me a shithole country! UNFORGIVABLE!! But you do support Ukraine on Crimea, and thanks for Pirates of the Caribbean and the South Park Episode "Fatbeard". But I still hate you!
- Iranball- Disgusting Shia with nukes. Your the real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that111
- Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somalian teenager! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
- South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killed our pirates! Forever enemies!
- Somalilandball - Duh... Just a surreal country.
- North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me. He's also even worse than his sister who killed my pirates!
- Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. YOUR THE REAL PROBLOM KENYA!!
(I swear your the most overrated African country besides NASTY BROTHER and SCAMMERS!!
- Serbiaball - Stop Removing Kebab Christain pig!
Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 ships
- Russiaball - Gib Crimea backings to Ukraine! You have no right to takings it!
Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...
- Pakistanball - Y U KILL POOR CAMELS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Vietnamball - YOU DARE TO STEAL MY FLAG, AND THEN COLOR IT IN RED AND YELLOW PAINT???
|Somaliland regions||Adalball • Tug Dairball • Sanagball • Solball • Woqooyi Galbeedball ( Hargeisaball)|
| Somali regions ||Puntlandball ( Bariball • Mudugball • Nugalball ( Garoweball)) • Bakoolball • Banaadirball ( Mogadishuball) • Bayball • Galguduudball • Gedoball • Hiranball • Middle Jubaball • Lower Jubaball • Middle Shebelleball • Lower Shebelleball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from West • Sultanate of Mogadishuball • Ifat Sultanateball • Warsangali Sultanateball • Adal Sultanateball • Ajuranball • Geledi Sultanateball • Majeerteen Sultanateball • Dervish Stateball • Italian Somalilandball • British Somalilandball • Somali Democratic Republicball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Tunisiaball • Sudanball •|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|