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Somalia-icon Somaliaball screaming at the Kebab removers

Somaliaball is a state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Somalia-icon (division) Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the country. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somaliland-icon Somalilandball , and Puntland-icon Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

Somalia used to be a rich, everflowing and beautiful arabic country well known for the beauty of sea and beautiful arabic architecture untill the cold war. When Derg-icon Dergball stole Ogadenia and the USA-icon USAball had hostile relations among Somalia, bombs appread and fucked and turned it into a appocolitic zone. Once beautiful historic buildings became shitholes and ruins so and lead millions of Somalis living in the country to live without homes and now starting to have famines and poverty.

The history of Somalia goes back to the Land of Punt, An ancient Egyptian area near somalia. Ajuran Sultanate Is a post italian-empire of Somalia.

At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.352 for the Central African Republicball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually, it have the slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably in 3020, it will become a High under Developed country with Skyscrapers.

He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball, father of Djibouti-icon Djiboutiball, and Uncle ofEritrea-icon Eritreaball. He is also part of the Afro-Asiantic family.

He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay. Like what happened in 1977

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Tufts Blue 65, 137, 221 C0.705-M0.380-Y0-K0.133 #4189DD
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF

Relationships

Friends

  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world. I do support him towards his river..You can take out that evil ethiopian damn I know its
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - We both have disputed clays and I support him against Western Sahara-icon Infeidel and he supports me against Somaliland-icon Issaq infediel
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi-icon Nazi , but I still like him since he hates my evil brother
  • UK-icon UKball - Friends m8. But please cut your relations with Somalilandball!
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten.
  • Libya-icon Libyaball - He is basically me, but in North Africa without pirates. I hope you get better, or your HDI might end up like mine!
  • Senegal-icon Senegalball - Sunset country!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Fellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Asian frined who made the best anime called one pieace. He also takes my refuges and we have North Korea-icon South Korea-icon Common Korean Enimies
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - Poor Guy, he is occupied by Israel-icon Stupid Zionist Jew. You’ll getting independence soon. I knows it.
  • Kuwait-icon Kuwaitball - He hates Ethiopia-icon That disgrace. Anyone who hates my evil brother is my friend! He also wants to replace my brother's imagrents with my refuges. I will gladly do so my arab brother!
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Although he muders poor cammels.. we are good friends because we are both kebabs always fighting against India-iconEthiopia-icon Kebab Removers
  • Vincent-icon Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Pirates friends!

Neutral

  • UN-icon UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess?
  • Minnesota-icon Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USA-icon USAball?!
  • India-icon Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.

Enemies

  • Ethiopia-icon Sheydaanka's son - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. He is have tons of Kenya-icon Eritrea-icon Slaves who he brought against me! Also take down that evil rennisance damn!!! I AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE Somaliland-icon THIS SHITHEAD. YE CHRISTIAN SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE EVIL DAMN!!! REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!! I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT.  but despite our hatred and sibling rivarly our relationship is getting better and we are now starting on diplomatic relations and at least we have a Israel-icon a common enemy.
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - TRAITOR. YOU TEAMED UP WITH Ethiopia-icon SHATAN against my pirates. I WILL RAID YOU!! 
  • Iran-icon Iranball- Disgusting Shia with nukes. Your the real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that!!!
    • Iran-icon - I do not have nukes you evil Arabarized African Pirate! If I did...your poverty stricken country would not exist right now.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somalian teenager! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killing our pirates! Forever enemies!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me. He's also even worse than his South Korea-icon sister who killing my pirates! Any Korea is bad.
  • Kenya-icon Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. YOUR THE REAL PROBLOM KENYA!! (I swear your the most overrated African country besides Ethiopia-icon NASTY BROTHER, Egypt-icon The sissies and Nigeria-iconSCAMMERS!!  but at least you accept our refuges.
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Y U KILL POOR CAMELS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - FOR REMAKING MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION!
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Fake China who is capitalist and recognises Somaliland. He is also friends with Vietnam-icon FLAG STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Micronesia-icon Micronesiaball - ANOTHER FLAG STEALER!!!!!!!!!!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Stop removing kebab you Christian pig!
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - He Hates me for being friends with Turkey-icon Turkeyball.

Of with the deck (Worst enimes)

  • USA-icon الشيطان العظيم - Capitalist burger pig! HOW DARE YOU CALL US YOUR #1 ENEMY!!! REMOVE BAN!!! REMOVE Donald Trump-icon DONALD TRUMP!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! And that  bullcrap about calling me a shithole country! UNFORGIVABLE!! But still thanks for Pirates of the Caribbean and the South Park Episode "Fatbeard". But I still hate you cause your a islamophibic zionest pig shithead! I also support the George Floyd Protest against you..I do not want my people to be blamed for being terrorists!!! #blacklivesmatter. ALSO REMOVE CLITON FAMILY!!! BILL CLITION HAD BOMB ME AND COMLETLY DESTORYED YE COUNTRY OF HOPE!! AND HILLARY CLITION HAD BOMB Libya-icon Libyaball INTO RUINS!! YOU ARE THE WORST PERSION IN EXISTANCE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE WITHIN THE DECK I HOPE YOU DROWN WITH THE SHARKS AND MERMAIDS!!
  • ISIS-icon Nightmare organization of musilm killers - ha haw you died! At least one terrorist group is finally gone.
  • Derg-icon العم الشرير - I was once a rich and beautiful country, and a famous tourist spot...But nooooooo. You had to stole ogedenia, and cause a civil war into my country and use USA-icon Peter pan against me in the 1990's. When I betrayed the commies, you had to spead my country in ruins!! Now your Ethiopia-icon Stupid son wants me dead and annex me. You ruined my country just like how BILL CLITION COMPELTY MADE ME INTO A SHITHOLE.NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!
  • Israel-icon عنصري وكراهية الإسلام - Islamophobic and racist country who supports terrorists and burger. I hate you so much I don't even recognize you as a actual country! You are a fake country and dirty islamopobic zionest! Oh and by the way, even though I hate Ethiopia-icon My brother I I will always support him against you racist and islamophobic shit! Gib Palestine-icon Palestine it’s independence now! You have no right to takings it!Brt681w Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...Brt681w
  • Eritrea-icon Crazy phycopath - He can also into removing Ethiopia, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. Worst than being friends with Ethiopia, He had sent Israel-icon THAT THING to kill my pirates and raid my country!!! This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me. (Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is but don't tell him I said that)Brt681wOr...I ...Could use a ..SECRET WEPONBrt681w
  • Somaliland-icon Issaq loser - Duh... Just a surreal country... Stop independence... Brt681w IF YUO COUNTINUE PROTESTING ABOUT RECOGNITION I WILL PLAY THE HORN AFRICAN TOOT THAT BRINGS OUT THE ISLAMIC MERMAIDS OF DEATH!!! I W.I.L.L. Brt681w
  • GOOGLE TRANSLATE - YUO NEVER GET MY LANGUAGE CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!! SOMALI ≠ ARABIC 

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