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Somaliaball is a state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the country. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somalilandball , and Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.
Somalia used to be a rich, everflowing and beautiful arabic country well known for the beauty of sea and beautiful arabic architecture untill the cold war. When Dergball stole Ogadenia and the USAball had hostile relations among Somalia, bombs appread and fucked and turned it into a appocolitic zone. Once beautiful historic buildings became shitholes and ruins so and lead millions of Somalis living in the country to live without homes and now starting to have famines and poverty.
The history of Somalia goes back to the Land of Punt, An ancient Egyptian area near somalia. Ajuran Sultanate Is a post italian-empire of Somalia.
At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.352 for the Central African Republicball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually, it have the
slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably in 3020, it will become a High under Developed country with Skyscrapers.
He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay. Like what happened in 1977
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- Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world. I do support him towards his river..You can take out that evil ethiopian damn I know its
- Moroccoball - We both have disputed clays and I support him against Infeidel and he supports me against Issaq infediel
- Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi , but I still like him since he hates my evil brother
- UKball - Friends m8.
But please cut your relations with Somalilandball!
- Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten.
- Libyaball - He is basically me, but in North Africa without pirates. I hope you get better, or your HDI might end up like mine!
- Senegalball - Sunset country!
- Turkeyball - Fellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011.
- Japanball - Asian frined who made the best anime called one pieace. He also takes my refuges and we have Common Korean Enimies
- Palestineball - Poor Guy, he is occupied by Stupid Zionist Jew. You’ll getting independence soon. I knows it.
- Kuwaitball - He hates That disgrace. Anyone who hates my evil brother is my friend! He also wants to replace my brother's imagrents with my refuges. I will gladly do so my arab brother!
- Pakistanball - Although he muders poor cammels.. we are good friends because we are both kebabs always fighting against Kebab Removers
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Pirates friends!
- UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess?
- Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USAball?!
- Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.
- Sheydaanka's son - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. He is have tons of Slaves who he brought against me! Also take down that evil rennisance damn!!! I AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE THIS SHITHEAD. YE CHRISTIAN SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE EVIL DAMN!!! REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!!
I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT.but despite our hatred and sibling rivarly our relationship is getting better and we are now starting on diplomatic relations and at least we have a a common enemy.
- Egyptball - TRAITOR. YOU TEAMED UP WITH SHATAN against my pirates. I WILL RAID YOU!!
- Iranball- Disgusting Shia with nukes. Your the real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that!!!
- Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somalian teenager! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
- South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killing our pirates! Forever enemies!
- North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me. He's also even worse than his sister who killing my pirates! Any Korea is bad.
- Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. YOUR THE REAL PROBLOM KENYA!!
(I swear your the most overrated African country besides NASTY BROTHER, The sissies and SCAMMERS!!but at least you accept our refuges.
- Pakistanball - Y U KILL POOR CAMELS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Vietnamball - FOR REMAKING MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION!
- Taiwanball - Fake China who is capitalist and recognises Somaliland. He is also friends with FLAG STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Micronesiaball - ANOTHER FLAG STEALER!!!!!!!!!!
- Serbiaball - Stop removing kebab you Christian pig!
- Armeniaball - He Hates me for being friends with Turkeyball.
Of with the deck (Worst enimes)
- الشيطان العظيم - Capitalist burger pig! HOW DARE YOU CALL US YOUR #1 ENEMY!!! REMOVE BAN!!! REMOVE DONALD TRUMP!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! And that bullcrap about calling me a shithole country! UNFORGIVABLE!!
But still thanks for Pirates of the Caribbean and the South Park Episode "Fatbeard".But I still hate you cause your a islamophibic zionest pig shithead! I also support the George Floyd Protest against you..I do not want my people to be blamed for being terrorists!!! #blacklivesmatter. ALSO REMOVE CLITON FAMILY!!! BILL CLITION HAD BOMB ME AND COMLETLY DESTORYED YE COUNTRY OF HOPE!! AND HILLARY CLITION HAD BOMB Libyaball INTO RUINS!! YOU ARE THE WORST PERSION IN EXISTANCE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE WITHIN THE DECK I HOPE YOU DROWN WITH THE SHARKS AND MERMAIDS!!
- Nightmare organization of musilm killers - ha haw you died! At least one terrorist group is finally gone.
- العم الشرير - I was once a rich and beautiful country, and a famous tourist spot...But nooooooo. You had to stole ogedenia, and cause a civil war into my country and use Peter pan against me in the 1990's. When I betrayed the commies, you had to spead my country in ruins!! Now your Stupid son wants me dead and annex me. You ruined my country just like how BILL CLITION COMPELTY MADE ME INTO A SHITHOLE.NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!
- عنصري وكراهية الإسلام - Islamophobic and racist country who supports terrorists and burger. I hate you so much I don't even recognize you as a actual country! You are a fake country and dirty islamopobic zionest! Oh and by the way, even though I hate My brother I I will always support him against you racist and islamophobic shit! Gib Palestine it’s independence now! You have no right to takings it!
Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...
- Crazy phycopath - He can also into removing Ethiopia, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. Worst than being friends with Ethiopia, He had sent THAT THING to kill my pirates and raid my country!!! This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me.
(Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is but don't tell him I said that)Or...I ...Could use a ..SECRET WEPON
- Issaq loser - Duh... Just a surreal country... Stop independence... IF YUO COUNTINUE PROTESTING ABOUT RECOGNITION I WILL PLAY THE HORN AFRICAN TOOT THAT BRINGS OUT THE ISLAMIC MERMAIDS OF DEATH!!! I W.I.L.L.
- GOOGLE TRANSLATE - YUO NEVER GET MY LANGUAGE CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!! SOMALI ≠ ARABIC
|Somaliland regions||Adalball • Tug Dairball • Sanagball • Solball • Woqooyi Galbeedball ( Hargeisaball)|
| Somali regions ||Puntlandball ( Bariball • Mudugball • Nugalball ( Garoweball)) • Bakoolball • Banaadirball ( Mogadishuball) • Bayball • Galguduudball • Gedoball • Hiranball • Middle Jubaball • Lower Jubaball • Middle Shebelleball • Lower Shebelleball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from West • Sultanate of Mogadishuball • Ifat Sultanateball • Warsangali Sultanateball • Adal Sultanateball • Ajuranball • Geledi Sultanateball • Majeerteen Sultanateball • Dervish Stateball • Italian Somalilandball • British Somalilandball • Somali Democratic Republicball|
|Middle Eastern Arabs||Bahrainball • Iraqball • Jordanball • Kuwaitball • Lebanonball • Omanball • Palestineball • Qatarball • Saudi Arabiaball • Syriaball|
|African Arabs||Algeriaball • Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Somaliaball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball|
|Observers||Brazilball • Eritreaball • Indiaball • Venezuelaball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Tunisiaball • Sudanball •|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|