GIVE ME THE LOOT FOR ALLAH!
 
Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball screaming at the Kebab removers

Somaliaball is the land of chaos without a goverment a pirate state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a stable central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade with a huge empire controlling Africa and Southern Asia (the Ajuran Empire). He was also overflowing rich during the dervish state helping the ottomans during ww1, and became a monstrous genocidal communist in the Somali democratic republic. Thus these are the historical things he was only known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Somalia-icon (division).png Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the country. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandball, and Puntland-icon.png Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

Somaliaball used to be a rich, overflowing and beautiful arabic country well known for the beauty of sea and beautiful arabic architecture until the Cold War. When Derg-icon.png Dergball stole Ogadenia and the USA-icon.png USAball had hostile relations among Somalia, bombs appeared and fucked it up, turning it into an apocalyptic zone. Once beautiful historic buildings became shitholes and ruins, and it lead millions of Somalis living in the country to go on homeless, starving and in poverty.

The history of Somalia goes back to the Land of Punt, An ancient Egyptian area near Somalia.

At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.377 for Niger-icon.png Nigerball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually, it have the slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably near the end of the 21st century, it will become a high income country with Skyscrapers.

He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, father of Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball, and Uncle of Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball. He is also part of the Afro-Asiantic family.

He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay. Like what happened in 1991.

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Tufts Blue 65, 137, 221 C0.705-M0.380-Y0-K0.133 #4189DD
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF

Relationships

Friends/Saaxiib

  • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - One of my best friends in Balkans. I like him because we both recognize Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball as real and independent country. And we also both hate Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball for bullying him. Anyone who hates Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball is my friend.
  • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world. I do support him towards his river... You can take out that evil Ethiopian damn I know its yours!
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - One of my best friends in Maghreb, he gives me many aids, we used to be big and stronk, we both hate Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball, and he helped me become saaxiibs again with Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Gaddafiball after he support that Derg-icon.png Habesha loser in 1977 war. Western Sahara is yours!

Neutral/Dhexdhexaad

  • UN-icon.png UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess?
  • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USA-icon.png USAball?!
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - He is a very good trading partner. I believe that you are real china but can you please stop hurting Uyghur-icon.png Xinjiangball and killing Muslims and remove kebab? I support you against Taiwan-icon.png Isaaq Lover but Uyghur-icon.png Uyghur deserves independence plox! Also control your virus! My people are dying.
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - He is a flag stealer, but I like him because he gives me aid and support.

Enemies/Cadowga

  • Ethiopia-icon.png Shaydhaan's son - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. He is have tons of Kenya-icon.png Eritrea-icon.png Slaves who he brought against me! Also take down that evil rennisance damn!!! I AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE Somaliland-icon.png THIS SHITHEAD. YE CHRISTIAN SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE EVIL DAMN!!! REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!! I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT.  but despite our hatred and sibling rivarly our relationship is getting better and we are now starting on diplomatic relations.
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball- Disgusting Shia with nukes. Your the real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that!!!
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somali teenager! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.
  • Bantu-icon.png Bantuball - Kaafir Jareers. You're my slaves. If you do not obey the pirate, I will throw you off the deck. I also accused him of funding al shabaab
  • EU-icon.png NATO-icon.png EUball and Natoball - REMOVE SANCTIONS! AND STOP INVADING ME!!
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killing our pirates! Forever enemies!
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Can yuo stop bullying me and kebab immigrants. We just want a safe place from war and this is how yuo return us? Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball is way better than yuo!
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me. He's also even worse than his South Korea-icon.png sister who killing my pirates! Any Korea is bad.
  • Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. YOUR THE REAL PROBLOM KENYA!! (I swear your the most overrated African country besides Ethiopia-icon.png NASTY BROTHER, Egypt-icon.png The sissies and Nigeria-icon.pngSCAMMERS!!  but at least you accept our refuges.
  • LGBT-icon.png Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Why do you exist. You are against the whole religion of Islam. Man into Man weird. You get stoning if you enter me!
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - (rarely, when they are arguing) Y U KILL POOR CAMELS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Fake China who is capitalist and recognizes Somaliland. 
  • Micronesia-icon.png Micronesiaball - FOR REMAKING MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION!
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Stop removing kebab you Christian pig!
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - He hates me for being friends with Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball and being kebab. Also I think he is mentally ill because he is working with Ethiopia to recognize an imaginery state. Als0 These accusations are false. Do not listen to his kebab removing agency and his typical insanity goes through with you.
  • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - He hates me for being friends with Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball. BUT Northern Cyprus-icon.png NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL AND TRUE CYPRUS, YOU IDIOT!!!! I HOPE I CAN RAID YOU IN THE MEDITERRANEAN WITH MY PIRATES!!! AND ALSO REMOVE 5-MIN-CRAFTS!!!!
    • Cyprus-icon.png: NO, THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AND ALSO I'M NOT REMOVING 5-MIN-CRAFTS!!! NOW SHUT UP YOU STUPID PIRATE!!!!
  • Fiji-icon.png Fijiball - This guy hates me for being friends with Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball.
  • Gambia-icon.png Gambiaball - Another guy that hates me for being friends with Senegal-icon.png Senegalball.
  • Coronavirus-icon.png Coronavirus - OH MY GOD I GOT 4K CASES NOW THANKS TO China-icon.png REAL CHINA!!!!
  • Somali pirates - YUO HAVE TAKEN OVER MY GOVERNMENT!!! MY ENTIRE ECONOMY AND STABILIZATION IS RUINED, YUO WILL PAY IN THE FUTURE, I HOPE YUO WILL CEASE TO EXIST LATER!!!
  • USA-icon.png الشيطان العظيم - Capitalist burger pig! HOW DARE YOU CALL US YOUR #1 ENEMY!!! REMOVE BAN!!! REMOVE Donald Trump-icon.png DONALD TRUMP!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! And that  bullcrap about calling me a shithole country! UNFORGIVABLE!! But still thanks for Pirates of the Caribbean and the South Park Episode "Fatbeard". But I still hate you cause your a islamophibic zionest pig shithead!  ALSO REMOVE CLITON FAMILY!!! BILL CLITION HAD BOMB ME AND COMLETLY DESTORYED YE COUNTRY OF HOPE!! AND HILLARY CLITION HAD BOMB Libya-icon.png Libyaball INTO RUINS!! YOU ARE THE WORST PERSION IN EXISTANCE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE WITHIN THE DECK I HOPE YOU DROWN WITH THE SHARKS AND MERMAIDS!!
  • ISIS-icon.png Nightmare organization of musilm killers - ha haw you died! At least one terrorist group is finally gone.
  • Al Shabaab-icon.png Al-Shabaabball - You were the reason why everyone hates me. Now die in a hole where you belong. STOP BOMBING MY Somalia-icon (division).png My capital!! 1988 worst year of my life. 1991 also ANOTHER WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! ALSO WHY YOU HAVE CONTROLLED A THIRD OF MY COUNTRY
  • Derg-icon.png العم الشرير - I was once a rich and beautiful country, and a famous tourist spot...But nooooooo. You had to stole ogedenia, and cause a civil war into my country and use USA-icon.png Peter pan against me in the 1990's. When I betrayed the commies, you had to spead my country in ruins!! Now your Ethiopia-icon.png Stupid son wants me dead and annex me. You ruined my country just like how BILL CLITION COMPELTY MADE ME INTO A SHITHOLE. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!
  • Israel-icon.png عنصري وكراهية الإسلام - Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopian Puppet.Islamophobic and racist country who supports terrorists and burger. He is planning to ally with Ethiopiaball to destroy me. I hate you so much I don't even recognize you as a actual country! You are a fake country and dirty islamopobic zionest!Gib Palestine-icon.png Palestine it’s independence now! You have no right to takings it!Brt681w.png Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...Brt681w.png
  • Eritrea-icon.png Crazy phycopath - He can also into removings of Ethiopia-icon.png Islamic disbeliever, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. Worst than being friends with Ethiopia, He had sent Israel-icon.png THAT THING to kill my pirates and raid my country!!! This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me. (Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is but don't tell him I said that)Brt681w.pngOr..else......X marks the spotBrt681w.png
  • Somaliland-icon.png Issaq loser - Duh... Just a surreal country... Stop independence... Brt681w.png IF YUO COUNTINUE PROTESTING ABOUT RECOGNITION I WILL PLAY THE HORN AFRICAN TOOT THAT BRINGS OUT THE ISLAMIC MERMAIDS OF DEATH!!! I W.I.L.L. Brt681w.png
  • GOOGLE TRANSLATE - YUO NEVER GET MY LANGUAGE CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!! SOMALI ≠ ARABIC 

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