Somalia-icon Somaliaball screaming at the Kebab removers

Somaliaball is a state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Somalia-icon (division) Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the country. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somaliland-icon Somalilandball , and Puntland-icon Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.352 for the Central African Republicball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually it have the slowestfastest growing economy in Africa and probably in 3019 it will become a High  underDeveloped country with Skyscrapers.

He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball, Djibouti-icon Djiboutiball, and Eritrea-icon Eritreaball.

He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay.

Flag Colors

Tufts Blue 65, 137, 221 C0.705-M0.380-Y0-K0.133 #4189DD
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF




  • UN-icon UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess?
  • Minnesota-icon Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USA-icon USAball?!


  • Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball - Oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother FUCK YOU AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE Somaliland-icon THIS SHITHEAD
  • Eritrea-icon Eritreaball - He can also into removing Ethiopia, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. This is Mutiny!
  • USA-icon USAball - HOW DARE YOU CALL US YOUR #1 ENEMY!!! REMOVE BAN!!! REMOVE Donald Trump-icon DONALD TRUMP!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! And that bullcrap about calling me a shithole country! UNFORGIVABLE!! But you do support Ukraine-icon Ukraine on Crimea, and thanks for Pirates of the the Caribbean and the South Park Episode "Fatbeard". But I still hate you!
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - When I was going through both a famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somalian teenager! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - She killed our pirates! Forever enemies!
    • South Korea-icon: WuT I'm not 'she'
  • Somaliland-icon Somalilandball - Duh... Just a surreal country.
  • Al Shabaab-icon Al-Shabaabball - STOP MAKING EXPLOSIONS IN Somalia-icon (division) MY CAPITAL!!!!!!!! REMOVE SHABAAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • India-icon Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me. He's also even worse than his South Korea-icon sister who killed my pirates!
  • Kenya-icon Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Stop Removing Kebab Christain pig! Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 ships
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Gib Crimea backings to Ukraine-icon Ukraine! You have no right to takings it! Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...


The Cushitic Languages Family




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