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the land of chaos without a goverment a pirate state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a stable central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade with a huge empire controlling Africa and Southern Asia (the Ajuran Empire). He was also overflowing rich during the dervish state helping the ottomans during ww1, and became a monstrous genocidal communist in the Somali democratic republic. Thus these are the historical things he was only known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the country. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somalilandball, and Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.
Somaliaball used to be a rich, overflowing and beautiful arabic country well known for the beauty of sea and beautiful arabic architecture until the Cold War. When Dergball stole Ogadenia and the USAball had hostile relations among Somalia, bombs appeared and fucked it up, turning it into an apocalyptic zone. Once beautiful historic buildings became shitholes and ruins, and it lead millions of Somalis living in the country to go on homeless, starving and in poverty.
The history of Somalia goes back to the Land of Punt, An ancient Egyptian area near Somalia.
At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.377 for Nigerball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually, it have the
slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably near the end of the 21st century, it will become a high income country with Skyscrapers.
He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay. Like what happened in 1991.
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- Albaniaball - One of my best friends in Balkans. I like him because we both recognize Kosovoball as real and independent country. And we also both hate Serbiaball for bullying him. Anyone who hates Serbiaball is my friend.
- Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world. I do support him towards his river... You can take out that evil Ethiopian damn I know its yours!
- Moroccoball - One of my best friends in Maghreb, he gives me many aids, we used to be big and stronk, we both hate Ethiopiaball, and he helped me become saaxiibs again with Gaddafiball after he support that Habesha loser in 1977 war. Western Sahara is yours!
- Mongoliaball - We used to be big and great empires. :)
- Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi , but I still like him since he hates my evil brother
- UKball - Friends m8.
But please cut your relations with Somalilandball!
- Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten. You are the only nordic country that I like
- Libyaball - He is basically me, but in North Africa without pirates. I hope you get better, or your HDI might end up like mine!
- Qatarball - Gibs aid, and he hates That loser
- Senegalball - Sunset country!
- Turkeyball - Fellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011. He is the only person I can truly trust and now investing in my economy and getting me back to normal! Thank yuo for everything you done! I do not know how to pay yuo back!
- Azerbaijanball - Fellow Kebab who hates Armeniaball, my brother, and that loser for hating us. And also we are both kebabs and love our brothers. Great job for occupying all over the Nagorno-Karabakh region, my fellow Turkic brother!
- Saudi Arabiaball - Fellow Kebab who gibs aid. He take my refugees. Instead of stupid ethos. You can kill them I approve it!
- Japanball - Asian frined who made the best anime called one pieace. He also takes my refuges and we have Common Korean Enimies
- Maldivesball and Sri Lankaball - Another lost family not in Africa. We were once part of The ajuran empire.
- Mozambiqueball and Tanzaniaball - My Bantu population came from here. Sorry for the slave trade. They were also part of Ajuran empire
- Palestineball - Poor Guy, he is occupied by Stupid Zionist Jew. You’ll getting independence soon. I knows it.
- Kuwaitball - He hates That disgrace. Anyone who hates my evil brother is my friend! He also wants to replace my brother's immigrants with my refuges. I will gladly do so my Arab brother!
- Pakistanball - Although he murders poor camels.. we are good friends because we are both kebabs always fighting against Kebab Removers
- Kosovoball - Yuo are real and don't worry I will always support you against That kebab remover
- Nepalrawr - Hiking country!
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Is of pirate friends!
- Macedoniaball - He is friend with the Serbiaball but I like him because he likes my kebab friend Turkeyball
- UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess?
- Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USAball?!
- Chinaball - He is a very good trading partner. I believe that you are real china but can you please stop hurting Xinjiangball and killing Muslims and remove kebab? I support you against Isaaq Lover but Uyghur deserves independence plox! Also control your virus! My people are dying.
- Vietnamball - He is a flag stealer, but I like him because he gives me aid and support.
- Shaydhaan's son - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. He is have tons of Slaves who he brought against me! Also take down that evil rennisance damn!!! I AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE THIS SHITHEAD. YE CHRISTIAN SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE EVIL DAMN!!! REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!!
I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT.but despite our hatred and sibling rivarly our relationship is getting better and we are now starting on diplomatic relations.
- Iranball- Disgusting Shia with nukes. Your the real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that!!!
- Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somali teenager! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
- Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.
- Bantuball - Kaafir Jareers. You're my slaves. If you do not obey the pirate, I will throw you off the deck.
I also accused him of funding al shabaab
- EUball and Natoball - REMOVE SANCTIONS! AND STOP INVADING ME!!
- South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killing our pirates! Forever enemies!
- Swedenball - Can yuo stop bullying me and kebab immigrants. We just want a safe place from war and this is how yuo return us? Turkeyball is way better than yuo!
- North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me. He's also even worse than his sister who killing my pirates! Any Korea is bad.
- Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. YOUR THE REAL PROBLOM KENYA!!
(I swear your the most overrated African country besides NASTY BROTHER, The sissies and SCAMMERS!!but at least you accept our refuges.
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Why do you exist. You are against the whole religion of Islam. Man into Man weird. You get stoning if you enter me!
- Pakistanball - (rarely, when they are arguing) Y U KILL POOR CAMELS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Taiwanball - Fake China who is capitalist and recognizes Somaliland.
- Micronesiaball - FOR REMAKING MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION!
- Serbiaball - Stop removing kebab you Christian pig!
- Armeniaball - He hates me for being friends with Turkeyball and being kebab. Also I think he is mentally ill because he is working with Ethiopia to recognize an imaginery state. Als0 These accusations are false. Do not listen to his kebab removing agency and his typical insanity goes through with you.
- Cyprusball - He hates me for being friends with Turkeyball. BUT NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL AND TRUE CYPRUS, YOU IDIOT!!!! I HOPE I CAN RAID YOU IN THE MEDITERRANEAN WITH MY PIRATES!!! AND ALSO REMOVE 5-MIN-CRAFTS!!!!
- Fijiball - This guy hates me for being friends with Kuwaitball.
- Gambiaball - Another guy that hates me for being friends with Senegalball.
- Coronavirus - OH MY GOD I GOT 4K CASES NOW THANKS TO REAL CHINA!!!!
- Somali pirates - YUO HAVE TAKEN OVER MY GOVERNMENT!!! MY ENTIRE ECONOMY AND STABILIZATION IS RUINED, YUO WILL PAY IN THE FUTURE, I HOPE YUO WILL CEASE TO EXIST LATER!!!
- الشيطان العظيم - Capitalist burger pig! HOW DARE YOU CALL US YOUR #1 ENEMY!!! REMOVE BAN!!! REMOVE DONALD TRUMP!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! And that bullcrap about calling me a shithole country! UNFORGIVABLE!!
But still thanks for Pirates of the Caribbean and the South Park Episode "Fatbeard".But I still hate you cause your a islamophibic zionest pig shithead! ALSO REMOVE CLITON FAMILY!!! BILL CLITION HAD BOMB ME AND COMLETLY DESTORYED YE COUNTRY OF HOPE!! AND HILLARY CLITION HAD BOMB Libyaball INTO RUINS!! YOU ARE THE WORST PERSION IN EXISTANCE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE WITHIN THE DECK I HOPE YOU DROWN WITH THE SHARKS AND MERMAIDS!!
- Nightmare organization of musilm killers - ha haw you died! At least one terrorist group is finally gone.
- Al-Shabaabball - You were the reason why everyone hates me. Now die in a hole where you belong. STOP BOMBING MY My capital!! 1988 worst year of my life. 1991 also ANOTHER WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! ALSO WHY YOU HAVE CONTROLLED A THIRD OF MY COUNTRY
- العم الشرير - I was once a rich and beautiful country, and a famous tourist spot...But nooooooo. You had to stole ogedenia, and cause a civil war into my country and use Peter pan against me in the 1990's. When I betrayed the commies, you had to spead my country in ruins!! Now your Stupid son wants me dead and annex me. You ruined my country just like how BILL CLITION COMPELTY MADE ME INTO A SHITHOLE. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!
- عنصري وكراهية الإسلام - Ethiopian Puppet.Islamophobic and racist country who supports terrorists and burger. He is planning to ally with Ethiopiaball to destroy me. I hate you so much I don't even recognize you as a actual country! You are a fake country and dirty islamopobic zionest!Gib Palestine it’s independence now! You have no right to takings it!
Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...
- Crazy phycopath - He can also into removings of Islamic disbeliever, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. Worst than being friends with Ethiopia, He had sent THAT THING to kill my pirates and raid my country!!! This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me.
(Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is but don't tell him I said that)Or..else...... X marks the spot
- Issaq loser - Duh... Just a surreal country... Stop independence... IF YUO COUNTINUE PROTESTING ABOUT RECOGNITION I WILL PLAY THE HORN AFRICAN TOOT THAT BRINGS OUT THE ISLAMIC MERMAIDS OF DEATH!!! I W.I.L.L.
- GOOGLE TRANSLATE - YUO NEVER GET MY LANGUAGE CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!! SOMALI ≠ ARABIC
|Somaliland regions||Adalball • Tug Dairball • Sanagball • Solball • Woqooyi Galbeedball ( Hargeisaball)|
| Somali regions
||Puntlandball ( Bariball • Mudugball • Nugalball ( Garoweball)) • Bakoolball • Banaadirball ( Mogadishuball) • Bayball • Galguduudball • Gedoball • Hiranball • Middle Jubaball • Lower Jubaball • Middle Shebelleball • Lower Shebelleball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from West • Sultanate of Mogadishuball • Ifat Sultanateball • Warsangali Sultanateball • Adal Sultanateball • Ajuranball • Geledi Sultanateball • Majeerteen Sultanateball • Harar Sultanateball • Dervish Stateball • Italian Somalilandball • British Somalilandball • Somali Democratic Republicball|
|Middle Eastern Arabs||Bahrainball • Iraqball • Jordanball • Kuwaitball • Lebanonball • Omanball • Palestineball • Qatarball • Saudi Arabiaball • Syriaball|
||Algeriaball • Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Somaliaball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball|
|Observers||Brazilball • Eritreaball • Indiaball • Venezuelaball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball • Western Sahara|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|