Somalia-icon Somaliaball screaming at the Kebab removers

Somaliaball is a state in the Horn of Africa and the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopia and controlling the Indian Ocean trade, this is all he is known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital city of Somalia-icon (division) Mogadishuball, and the cities surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the country. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous region of Somaliland-icon Somalilandball , and Puntland-icon Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.

At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somalia is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.352 for the Central African Republicball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually it have the slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably in 3019 it will become a High under Developed country with Skyscrapers.

He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball, father of Djibouti-icon Djiboutiball, and Uncle ofEritrea-icon Eritreaball.

He tries to be a good country, and his government is actually democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay.

Flag Colors

Tufts Blue 65, 137, 221 C0.705-M0.380-Y0-K0.133 #4189DD
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF



  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi-icon Nazi, but I still like him.
  • UK-icon UKball - Friends m8. But please cut your relations with Somalilandball!
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten.
  • Senegal-icon Senegalball - Sunset country!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Fellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011.
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - Poor Guy, he of losing Crimea to Russia-icon Stupid Vodka. You’ll getting it back. I knows it.


  • UN-icon UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess?
  • Minnesota-icon Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USA-icon USAball?!
  • India-icon Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.


  • Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. I' AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE Somaliland-icon THIS SHITHEAD. 'YE CHRISTIANITY SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!! I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT
  • Eritrea-icon Eritreaball - He can also into removing Ethiopia, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me. (Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is)
  • USA-icon USAball - Capitalist burger pig! HOW DARE YOU CALL US YOUR #1 ENEMY!!! REMOVE BAN!!! REMOVE Donald Trump-icon DONALD TRUMP!!! YOU ARE MY WORST ENEMY!!! And that  bullcrap about calling me a shithole country! UNFORGIVABLE!! But you do support Ukraine-icon Ukraine on Crimea, and thanks for Pirates of the Caribbean and the South Park Episode "Fatbeard". But I still hate you!
  • Iran-icon Iranball- Disgusting Shia with nukes. Your the real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that111
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somalian teenager! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killed our pirates! Forever enemies!
  • Somaliland-icon Somalilandball - Duh... Just a surreal country.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - I attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke me. He's also even worse than his South Korea-icon sister who killed my pirates!
  • Kenya-icon Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me. YOUR THE REAL PROBLOM KENYA!! (I swear your the most overrated African country besides Ethiopia-icon NASTY BROTHER and Nigeria-iconSCAMMERS!!
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Stop Removing Kebab Christain pig! Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 ships
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Gib Crimea backings to Ukraine-icon Ukraine! You have no right to takings it! Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Y U KILL POOR CAMELS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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