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the land of chaos without a government a pirate countryball in the Horn of Africa and in the Arab World. He once produced pirates, but never a stable central government. Despite his great history, such as destroying Ethiopiaball and controlling the Indian Ocean trade with a huge empire controlling Africa and Southern Asia (the Ajuran Empireball), he was also overflowing rich during the dervish state helping the Ottomans during ww1, became a monstrous genocidal communist in the Somali Democratic Republicball. Thus these are the historical things he was only known for. He is currently sickened with civil strife, and infested with social problems such as starvation and extreme poverty. He now only governs the capital cityball of Mogadishuball, and the cityballs surrounding it and does not suffer unlike the rest of the countryball. The rest is mostly split by the northern autonomous regionball of Somalilandball, and Puntlandball. Some pockets of land are controlled by terrorists.
Somaliaball used to be a rich, overflowing and beautiful Arabic countryball well known for the beauty of sea and beautiful Arabic architecture until the Cold War. When Dergball stole Ogadeniaball and the USAball had hostile relations among Somalia, bombs appeared and fucked it up, turning it into an apocalyptic zone. Once beautiful historic buildings became shitholes and ruins, and it lead millions of Somalis living in the country to go on homeless, starving and in poverty.
Now he has watched to much Pirates of the Carribean and started looting ships for his country.
The history of Somaliaball goes back to the Land of Punt, an
Ameican football team's worst nightmare ancient Egyptian area near Somaliaball.
At the moment, the land is held by landlords and Somaliaball cannot into de facto government. Somaliaball is also estimated to have an HDI of 0.285, as of 2012. This is lower than the HDI of 0.377 for Nigerball, and of any modern countryball, not only the lowest in Africa but in the world. He had elections this year, and they weren't disrupted, so he might be on the way back to stability, actually, it have the
slowest fastest growing economy in Africa and probably near the end of the 21st century, it will become a high income countryball with skyscrapers.
He is a member of the Cushitic language's family and is also the brother of
filthy Ethiopiaball, father of free clay Djiboutiball, and Uncle of kill Eritreaball. He is also part of the Afro-Asiantic family.
He tries to be a good countryball, and his government is actually
not democratic. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money to govern what happens in his clay. Like what happened in 1991 and 1993.
- 1 Somali History
- 1.1 Ancient Somalia
- 1.2 The Sultanate of Mogadishu
- 1.3 Adal Sultanate
- 1.4 Ajuran Sultanate
- 1.5 The French and Russian invasion
- 1.6 The Dervish movement
- 1.7 Colonialism
- 1.8 The Somali Democratic Republic
- 1.9 Civil war
- 1.10 Modern Day Somalia
- 2 Flag Colors
- 3 Relationships
- 4 Gallery
Civilization in Somaliaball started in around 3000 BC with many cave paintings in a Ethio-Arabic style. These cave-men Somalis worshiped the Waaq gods and created many temples and statues for these gods. In 1200 BC The ancient Somalis had created a social hierarchy system for their arcituatual work and a civilization that combined with the Kingdom of Punt, which had a similar culture with the ancient Nubians and the Egyptians.
The Sultanate of Mogadishu
Around the time period of late 600-early 700 AD there was a massive spread of converts to Islam from the Middle East, Northern Africa, Persia and the Horn of Africa. Somaliaball was one of the first countryballs that willing convert their Waaq religion to Islam. Thus in their empire had formed with Arabian influenced, which was called the Sultanate of Mogadishuball. The Sultanate of Mogadishuball was the first civilization made in the Horn of Africa, which was rich in resources with gold and fossil fuels which gave their country an everflowing economy.
The Adal Sultanateball was founded in 1415 and bordered the Sultanate of Mogadishuball, Beta Israel and its long time enemy Abyssiniaball. The Adal Sultanateball supported the Ottomans in a trade war against the Kingdom of Portugalball. Abyssinia sided with the Portuguese. The border disputes were intense. Both Abyssiniaball and Adalball claimed the the land of the Afars. The intensity of disputes has caused a war between the two empires.
Abyssinian Adal War
The Abyssinian and Adal War was caused by disputes between the Empire of Abyssiniaball and the Adal Sultanateball and the tensions between their two big European allies: the Ottoman Empireball and Kingdom of Portugalball. The Sultanate of Adalball was succeding in the war and almost had defended and kept two territories that is now a part of modern-day Ethiopiaball ( Afarball and Harariball) before the Portuguese came by surprise and completely suppressed and destroyed villages and homes of the sultanate. The involvement and support from the Kingdom of Portugalball had lead the sultanate to call a retreat and surrender. In the end, the Abyssinians and the Portuguese won the war, which lead Abyssiniaball to annex the territories of the Afars. The Harar Sultanateball still existed and lived for around 14 years until it was annexed by Abyssiniaball once again.
Bantu Slave Trade
The French and Russian invasion
The Dervish movement
The Somali Democratic Republic
1993 NATO invasion
Modern Day Somalia
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- Egyptball - Oldest friend in the world. I do support him towards his river... You can take out that evil Ethiopia, damn I know its yours!
- Moroccoball - One of my best friends in Maghreb, he gave me many aids, we used to be big and stronk, we both hate Ethiopiaball, and he helped me become saaxiibs again with Gaddafiball after he support me against that Habesha loser in 1977 war. Western Sahara is yours!
- Mongoliaball - We used to be big and great empires. :)
- Italyball - Father who must pay debts to the Nazi , but I still like him since he hates my evil brother. The only thing I hate about him is that he likes Burger.
- UKball - Is of Friends m8, but you made Issaq born tho.
- Icelandball - LazyTown is Good, especially the song You Are A Pirate! I'm sorry about Robbie Rotten. You are the only nordic country that I like
- Libyaball - He is basically like me, but he is in North Africa without pirates. I hope you get better, or your HDI might end up like mine!
- Qatarball - Gibs aid, and he hates That loser. Thanks for the aid from my flood that happened in 2019 and also for taking my refugues.
- Senegalball - Sunsetings country!
- Turkeyball - Of
masterfellow Kebab who gave $201 million during the drought of 2011. He is the only person I can truly trust and now investing in my economy and getting me back to normal! Thank yuo for everything you done! I do not know how to pay yuo back!
- Azerbaijanball - Fellow Kebab who hates Armeniaball, my brother, and that loser for hating us. And also we are both kebabs and love our brothers. Great job for occupying all over the Nagorno-Karabakh region, my fellow Turkic brother!, but why are you friends with Stupid Zionest Jew?
- Japanball - Asian frined she made the best anime called One Piece. Also WHY DO YOU SUPPORT AMERICA?!
- Maldivesball - Another lost family which is not in Africa. We were once part of The ajuran empire.
- Mozambiqueball and Tanzaniaball - My Bantu population came from here. Sorry for the slave trade. They were also part of Ajuran empire
- Palestineball - Poor Guy, he is occupied by Fake and Stupid Zionist Jew. You’ll getting independence soon. I knows it.
- Djiboutiball - My irrelevent sister who was colonized by an islamopohobic person named france. Did she hurt you? I can take care of you sister. Mashallah your economy is really growing and you will become the tringapore of africa.
- Kuwaitball - She hates That disgrace. Anyone who hates my evil brother is my friend! She also wants to replace my brother's immigrants with my refuges. I will gladly do so my Arab brother!
- Pakistanball - We are good friends because we are both kebabs always fighting against Kebab Removers. Thank yuo for the aid you gave to me during my civil war.
- Kosovoball - Yuo are of real and don't worry I will always support you against That kebab remover.
- Nepalrawr - Hiking country!
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball - Is of pirate friends!
- Indonesiaball and Malaysiaball - Asians who support kebab just like me!
- UNball. I WILL GET YOU EVIL BURGER! But he helped me become independent, and my flag is the same colour scheme as his, so we are sorta friends I guess? Also please gib more aid.
- Minnesotaball - Thanks for taking our refugees, but why are you part of USAball?!
- Saudi Arabiaball - Well, this guy offered my refugues shelter, homes and food during the ogadenia war as he was an ally of mine fighting to my refuges who is in Ogadenia (now located in Ethiopiaball) But then he lied and kept those 15,000 somalis hostage and made them MAIDS because he was running out of fillipino maids. Right now, Somalis, has more rights in his country, and he even has famous somali actors in the country, but we will never forget that......
- Algeriaball - Well thanks for giving me 1.5 million dollors during my socalist regime, I really appreciate it! I supported him against France in his Revolution but sorry I am a better friend with Moroccoball and I don't recognize Western Saharaball
- Chinaball - He is a very good trading partner. I believe that you are a real China but can you please stop hurting Xinjiangball and killing Muslims and removing kebab? I support you against Isaaq Lover but Uyghur deserves independence plox!
- Vietnamball - He is a flag stealer, but I like him because he gave me aid and support.
- Hungaryball - Thanks for allying me.
- Shaydhaan's son - The oldest enemy that is the worst scum on earth. Ethiopia got it's butt kicked twice by me and called the Europeans for help, worst brother. He is have tons of Slaves who he brought against me! Also take down that evil rennisance damn!!! I AM NOT PART OF YOU WHY YOU RECOGNISE THIS SHITHEAD. I also ye ever forget that he is also a Zionest puppet. YE SCUM. YOU THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY, you may enjoy your "independence" from any colonizers for now but then WATCH ME SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! DIE WITH HUNGER! I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU. REMOVE INJERA. REMOVE EVIL DAMN!!! REMOVE WOT. REMOVE ETHIOPIAN COFFEE!!!
I wanted to crush you with my pirates, but unfortunately your landlocked DANG IT.but despite our hatred and sibling rivarly our relationship is getting better and we are now starting on diplomatic relations.
- Iranball- Disgusting bloke with nukes. Your' ethe real terrorist. Not me!! I RAID U FOR that!!!
- Canadaball - When I was going through both famine and civil war, your two soldiers send for “humanitarian missions” killed a Somali teenager, you're as bad as your burger brother! We have embassies in each other’s capital cities, but we’ll never forget that...
- Indiaball - You kidnapped my pirates! Hey! I only do kidnap because I am a pirate and you are not! Now go back to tech support! Stop removing kebab! But at least you like camels.
- Bantuball - You're my slaves. If you do not obey the pirate, I will throw you off the deck!
I also accused him of funding Al-Shabaab
- EUball and Natoball - REMOVE SANCTIONS! AND STOP INVADING ME!! AND ALSO EUball yuo banned my imigrants, my dad hates yuo I wish he will leave you soon!
- South Koreaball - Shiver me timbers! She killing our pirates! Forever enemies! I don't Care if you're friends with Turkeyball.
- Malaysiaball (especially by pirates) - How dare you kill my pirates? I don't care If you are a kebab supporter or friends with Turkeyball! You look like this Capitalist burger pig anyways. I'm glad I hijacked some of your cargo ships!
- Swedenball - Can yuo stop bullying me and my kebab immigrants. We just want a safe place from war and this is how yuo return us? Turkeyball is way better than yuo!
- Boliviaball - WHY ARE YOU HELPING ETHIOPIA, AND HOW DARE YOU REVERT BACK INTO ANTI-IMPERIALIST?! NO PACIFIC COAST FOR YOU, BUT I CAN!
- North Koreaball - I just attacked his cargo vessel, and now he wants to nuke my clay. He's also even worse than his sister who is killing my pirates! Any Korea is bad.
- Kenyaball - Supports nasty Ethiopiaball against me.
thanks for taking my refuguesI still hate you though.
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Why do you exist. You are against the whole religion of Islam. Man into Man weird. You get stoning if you enter me!
- Taiwanball - Fake China who is capitalist and recognizes Somaliland. At least we support Uyghur's freedom.
- Micronesiaball - FOR REMAKING MY FLAG WITHOUT PERMISSION!
- Serbiaball - Stop removing kebab you pig! Are you not afraid of getting raided by us?
shit he is landlocked as well
- Greeceball - Look here, I AM NOT TURKISH PUPPET, MISS KEBAB EMOVER!!
actually I amI will raid you too! oh no she has too many island i get lost
- Cyprusball - NORTHERN CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS, IDIOT!!! I HOPE I WILL RAID YOU IN THE MEDITERRANEAN WITH MY PIRATES!!! AND ALSO REMOVE 5-MIN-CRAFTS!!!
- الشيطان - Look man. I know it's been a decades now, time flies, things are changing. We used to fight Jihad terrorist, can into hating Iranball and vodkas together, he may give me aid, plus we also can into recogizing Kosovo's freedom. Also thanks for the Fatbeard from South Park! And don't you think I will not forget THAT BILL CLINTON RUINED MY COUNTRY!!!
- ISISball - ha haw you died! At least one terrorist group is finally gone.
- Al-Shabaabball - You were the reason why everyone hates me. Now die in a hole where you belong. STOP BOMBING MY My capital!! 1988 worst year of my life. 1991 also ANOTHER WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! ALSO WHY YOU HAVE CONTROLLED A THIRD OF MY COUNTRY
- العم الشرير - I was once a rich and beautiful country, and a famous tourist spot...But nooooooo. You had to stole ogedenia, and cause a civil war into my country and use Peter pan against me in the 1990's. When I betrayed the commies, you had to spead my country in ruins!! Now your Stupid son wants me dead and annex me. You ruined my country just like how BILL CLITION COMPELTY MADE ME INTO A SHITHOLE. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!
- Western Saharaball - A disgrace that wants to be independent from Morocco. You never will be!
- عنصري وكراهية الإسلام - Islamophobic and racist country who supports terrorists and burger. He is planning to ally with
His puppetEthiopiaball to destroy me. I hate you so much I don't even recognize you as a actual country! You are a fake country and dirty islamopboic zionist! Gib Palestine it’s independence now! You have no right to takings it! Or I will summon the Kraken and he will destroy you! ...
- Ukraineball - I'm sorry, but I Recognize Crimea as Russiaball.
- Crazy phycopath - He can also into removings of Ethiopiaball, but now he is friends with Ethiopia so I hate him. Worst than being friends with Ethiopia, He had sent THAT SO-CALLED THING to kill my pirates and raid my country!!! This is Mutiny! How come you betrayed me.
(Well I am kind of scared of him, but my pirates should be stronger than he is but don't tell him I said that)
Or I will steal all your Valuable with my fleet of 234 ships
- Issaq loser - Duh... Just a surreal country... Stop independence...
- Somali Pirates - WHY DO YUO WORK WITH EVIL AL-SHABAAB?! YUO ARE THE WORST, YUO ARE AS TERRIBLE AS BURGER! REMOVE PIRATES! REMOVE TERRORISM! REMOVE ATTACKS!!!!
wait pirate good
- GOOGLE TRANSLATE - YUO NEVER GET MY LANGUAGE CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!! SOMALI ≠ ARABIC
- Quebecball - Matey go away! I thought we were friends with Russia and China!
- Armeniaball- Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, Sorry Kebab Remover, But Azerbaijanball Is Better Than You, Because You Are Puppet of That Issaq Scum, So Nope,
|Somaliland regions||Awdalball • Tug Dairball • Sanagball • Solball • Woqooyi Galbeedball ( Hargeisaball)|
| Somali regions
||Puntlandball ( Bariball • Mudugball • Nugalball ( Garoweball)) • Bakoolball • Banaadirball ( Mogadishuball) • Bayball • Galguduudball • Gedoball • Hiranball • Middle Jubaball • Lower Jubaball • Middle Shebelleball • Lower Shebelleball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from West • Sultanate of Mogadishuball • Ifat Sultanateball • Warsangali Sultanateball • Adal Sultanateball • Ajuranball • Geledi Sultanateball • Majeerteen Sultanateball • Harar Sultanateball • Dervish Stateball • Italian Somalilandball • British Somalilandball • Somali Democratic Republicball|
|Middle Eastern Arabs||Bahrainball • Iraqball • Jordanball • Kuwaitball • Lebanonball • Omanball • Palestineball • Qatarball • Saudi Arabiaball • Syriaball|
||Algeriaball • Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Somaliaball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball|
|Observers||Brazilball • Eritreaball • Indiaball • Venezuelaball|
|Northern Africa||Algeriaball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball • Western Sahara|
|Southern Africa||Angolaball • Botswanaball • Eswatiniball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • South Africaball • Zambiaball • Zimbabweball|
|East Africa||Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Ethiopiaball • Eritreaball • Kenyaball • Madagascarball • Mauritiusball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Somaliaball • South Sudanball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball|
|West Africa||Beninball • Burkina Fasoball • Cape Verdeball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Guinea-Bissauball • Guineaball • Liberiaball • Maliball • Nigerball • Nigeriaball • Senegalball • Sierra Leoneball • Togoball|
|Central Africa||Burundiball • Cameroonball • Central African Republicball • Chadball • Congoball • DR Congoball • Equatorial Guineaball • Gabonball • São Tomé and Príncipeball|
|Former members||Tanganyikaball • Zanzibarball|