|“||오 필승 코리아! Oh hurray Korea!||”|
|“||I play to win.||”|
South Koreaball, officially the Republic of Koreaball, is a
only true, one korea sovereign countryball living in East Asia, occupying the southern part of the Korean Peninsula. She shares borders with North Koreaball, South Koreaball's nuke-obsessed brother to the north, and Japanball across the East Sea. The country is divided into 8 provinces; six metropolitan cities that act as their own entities, including their capital Seoulball; and a self-governing province; giving South Koreaball a total area of 100,377 square kilometers, making them the 107th largest country in the world. As of 2018, South Koreaball maintains a population of about 51.63 million inhabitants.
Being a highly advanced, eco-friendly country with high diplomatic relations gives South Koreaball the ability to join many organizations. South Koreaball is also one of the members of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball, and they are also a member of the UNball like almost every other country in the world.
South Korea's safety is one of the most developed in the world, and South Koreaball boasts one of the fastest internets as well. Unlike the cutie k-pop appearance, she has the sixth largest military force in the world, which can burn down North Korea without a nuke.
South Koreaball is the only Christian nation in East Asia
unless Hong Kongball becomes a country. The most practiced religion in her clay has been Christianity since she was an American country.
South Koreaball enjoys a modern and decent lifestyle and lives with Jejuball, who is considered to be one of the cleanest and most pristine natural islands in the world.
South Koreaball's birthday (national day) is the 15th of August, the day she was liberated from Imperial Japanball. Her astrological sign is Leo.
South Koreaball is a polite, loyal, hardworking country. She values Confucian etiquette and high-quality knowledge, and always tries to fulfill and impress others. Her intelligence and persistence has led her to be loved by many other countryballs. However, due to her painful history and fast economic growth, she suffers from side effects. This making her more and more stressful and negative, which leads her to alcoholic culture and lots of suicides. This has also led to constant feuding with Japanball, who she constantly argues over the past with and demands official apologies. (He did several times but he went to yasukuni after that. She thinks he just making fun of her) She became friends with Japan to fight with communists and accept his reparation but she thinks Japan is another Japan empire. Japan doesn't hide his ambitions, worships war criminals as a god, still using rising sun flags, and trying to make his own military and use it to bullying other countries. Japanese's ignorance and irresponsible about history due to the lack of education and their right-wing nationalism is not just unpleasant thing or brutal past history, but currently in-progress history and a big threat next to Chinaball and North Koreaball. It seems that they will remain that situation forever because America wants them to befriend and
nobody care about some asian war criminals fighting with communism is more important.
South Koreaball is an anti-communist. She tortured and killed a lot of people by being a communist or supporting North Koreaball. Even if it's not certain or nonsense, she called them reddy and killed them anyway.
At first, she was not too harsh at communism, but the Korean War made her almost dead, and as a result, she started to believe communism is evil and people who supported the ideology don't deserve to live. But after the development and democratization, she changed. She became the most developed country in Asia with Japan, and she started to throw out the old things, correcting the wrong and started to make a good relationship with North Koreaball for the hopefully peaceful unification.
She also invented K-pop, which made her more famous and adorable, but she doesn't want to be remembered as the "K-Pop Land" by other countryballs
Early History | 고대 (2333 BCE-1392 AD)
According to Korean mythology, a deity akin to
cCc Tengri cCc named Dangun was said to have established Gojoseonball around 2340~2330 BC. After he was killed by Hanball, there were several other nations until there were four countryballs, called Goguryeoball, Sillaball, Baekjeball, and Gayaball. Gayaball, who was in-between Sillaball and Baekjeball, later fell, and the three kingdoms constantly fought each other.
Sillaball eventually conquered the rest and made Unified Sillaball. However, Sillaball had lost the Manchurian and the Maritime Provinces of Siberia, which had originally been the land of Goguryeoball, and it was occupied by Tang Chinaball. In this period, he built many Buddhist temples. Furthermore, it lived as unified for centuries, until Taebongball and Later Baekjeball was born, and constantly invaded their father. Taebongball was killed by Goryeoball. Goryeoball also killed Later Baekjeball. Sillaball was suffering by then and committed suicide.
Meanwhile, north, there was Balhaeball, which was Goguryeoball's descendants. Balhae fought hard with neighboring countries and bordered with Sillaball to south, Bohai Bay (in the Yellow Sea) to west, Manchuria to the north, and the Okhotsk sea to east. Balhaeball led the Korean's heyday. However, Balhae was eventually destroyed by Liaoball, the descendants went to Goryeoball.
Goryeoball was very indulged in Buddhism and made many temples. This was the age when many Buddhist temples and infrastructures were made. Also, Goryeoball tried to restore the Manchurian region. However, unfortunately, the Mongol Empireball invaded Goryeoball and destroyed most of the flourishing culture. Much of the temple still remains destroyed or gone after the Mongolians burnt them down. Goryeoball's soldiers fought hard, but the government surrendered and they had to do it too.
The Joseon Era | 조선시대 (1392-1897/1910)
Joseonball had the most flourishing dynasty of all, and it built massive lavish buildings and treasures. It was during this dynasty that many aspects of Korean culture were developed, and in the 15th Century, Sejong the Great developed the Korean script Hangeul.
Joseonball also preferred the Chinese dynasty at that time Ming Dynastyball and sent many treasures and missionaries to China. In 1592, a huge Japanese invasion landed on Korea (임진왜란). When things were gone and there was no hope, and Admiral called Yi Sun-Shin (이순신) defeated 330 Japanese ships with only 12 ships of his own. Yi Sun-sin is still considered a national hero even today.
Later, Joseon was invaded by Qing China, because Joseonball refused to help the new Qing Dynastyball, but instead helped the dying Ming Dynasty. Joseonball managed to push them back again, and had some peaceful ages, but had to pay tributes to the Qing. Korea eventually gained full independence from China in 1895. It became Korean Empireball in 1897 and wrote its own constitution while strengthening Friendship with Russian Empireball to weaken the influence of Imperial Japanball.
Later, in 1910, Imperial Japanball forced upon a set of treaties and killed Korean Empireball. They colonized Koreaball for 35 years (1910~1945) and raped and tortured and massacred many of their people. They even used them for human experiments, cannon fodder, and forced labor. And South Koreaball sometimes has suffered by Remnants of Japanese rule(일제잔재) by 2010s(harsh military duty and torture and dictatorship in the society of all ages). sometimes South Koreaball and his brother North Koreaball were born in 1917 and they headed the 1st independence movement in 1919 and later they lead the Korean Liberation Army during World War 2.
Some Japanballs still deny this history, and that is why South Korean-Japanese relations are still very strained.
In 1945, as WWII drew to a close, Koreaball was liberated by advancing Soviet and, later, American forces. Koreaball's jubilation was short-lived, as both superpowers divided the clay into 2 "temporary" puppet states. South Koreaball became good friends with the USAball and was taught capitalism, in contrast to Sovietball being friends with their brother and teaching him communism.
Almost immediately, chaos ensued within South Koreaball. As most of the resources and industries were located in the North, South Koreaball had to rely on her Northern brother for electricity, which was often cut off at random. North Koreaball also began launching sporadic guerrilla raids into the South and supported Communist-backed strikes and riots in her clay.
In 1950, South Koreaball’s brother, North Koreaball, invaded her clay with little resistance, pushing her under-equipped and demoralized army to Busanball, but USAball and his NATOball friends helped South Koreaball until Chinaball came onto North Koreaball's side. An armistice was signed in 1953, but no peace treaty was ever signed, but the border between their homes is still heavily armed.
The Korean War, between 1950 and 1953, left the Korean peninsula divided and deeply impoverished. South Koreaball had a GDP per capita lower than that of many African countryballs.
Following the Korean War, Sovietball and USAball supported rival dictatorships - Kim Il-Sung in the North, and Syngman Rhee, later Park Jung-hee (father of former president Park Geun-Hye), in the South. Both countryballs began a process of rebuilding and industrialization. Initially, North Koreaball was ahead of his sibling, but eventually, South Koreaball eclipsed her brother and became one of the Four Asian Tiger economies. By the late 1980s, the military dictatorship was replaced by a democracy.
Beginning in the '60s, the South Korean government also began to deregulate her economy, allowing family-owned chaebols to take hold and drive the economy. Furthermore, she invested heavily in her own education, giving rise to a generation of Koreans to lead her white-collar industries. What resulted was one of, if not the most spectacular economic transitions in history, lifting South Koreaball from a war-torn, devastated dictatorship with a lower GDP per capita than Ghanaball to an economic juggernaut.
In 1988, North Koreaball boycotted South Koreaball's Olympic Games in Seoul. They marched under a united Korean flag in 2018 though, giving it hope that their brother might be cured and his life turned around.
Together with Japanball, South Koreaball had the 2002 World Cup. In 2015, they had the Gwangju Universiade and planning to have the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchangball and March 10, 2017, Park Geun-Hye was impeached and removed from office as President of South Korea after a series of major nationwide protests against her corruption.
South Koreaball now spends their days doing lots of work, and drink at night. South Koreaball also is developing an obsession with technology, hosting famous corporations such as Samsung, LG, SK Hynix, and Hyundai. It is predicted that South Koreaball may become richer and more powerful than Japanball in about five-to-eight years. South Koreaball also ranks as the most innovative country (by Bloomberg) and is currently sharing the crown with Japanball as one of the most advanced countryballs in Asia and the world.
In 2018, she hosted the Olympics. Her relations with North Koreaball is improving, they talked a few times and agreed to end the war. In June, she joined the FIFA World Cup and managed to surprise the entire world by defeating Germanyball 2-0! She was the largest epicenter of the 2019-2020 Coronavirus Epidemic outside of Chinaball but, she is now overcoming it. Her reaction was instant, and also kept people's daily life. She became a role model for many countries.
Metropolitan Ball(Special Ball)(특별시) -
- Seoulball(서울) - First child and Capital city. He is globally known.
- Incheonball(인천) - Second child and have 2nd best national airport, Incheon Airport.
- Busanball(부산) - Third child, Busan has nice beach and Department store.
- Daejeonball(대전) - Fourth child and Well known as Science city
- Ulsanball(울산) - Fifth child and makes nice cars and ships, too. Next to Busanball
- Daeguball(대구)- Sixth child and really, really hottest in Koreaball South Korea.
- Gwangjuball(광주) - Asian Democracy Sanctuary. Pray for 5.18 democracy movement.
Sejong Special Autonomous City (세종특별자치시) -
Jeju-doball Special Self-Governing Province(제주특별자치도) -
- Goyangball(고양 ??? : me? NYA?!(Goyangi means cat in Korean.))
- Gwangjuball (Gyeonggi)(광주)경기
- Icheonball (South Korea)(이천)
Gangwon-doball (South Korea)(강원도) -
Friends (친구 Chin-gu)
- Miguk - My Blood Ally(혈맹)
and loverwho saved me from 1945-1951. Sometime after my dad died, he killed the Japanese Empire and saved me. I was under his care. He taught me capitalism. It helps me calm my brother down. Helped me big time in the Korean War. ( let's play some video games) And he also taught me how to compose good music, so I returned his favor by K-pop!!! Gib F-35 and Global Hawk, plox. I of more than happy to provide yuo with test kits to combat coronavirus! Don't call me corona!Samsung and LG better than Iphone! We can into best friends!
- Sakhaball - My cousin gave me his mammoth DNA! Also, my k-pop group visited his clay once.
- Argentinaball - Yes I do! Messi Is The Best! But why do you want Falklands?
- Australiaball - Member of MIKTA. Helped me in korean war, and support me first in IMF. Friendly people. Close trading partners. We don't like hunting whales. Beautiful beach and nature.
- New Zealandball - Helped me in Korean war. Nice vacation place&good song.
- Brazilball - Good friend from South America but he speaks Portuguese, a lot of Koreans live in his clay. Fellow G20 member and impeachment brother, I know what happened to us. BTW I defeated Germanyball for yuo. But why do you think that Now United is better than BTS? Both groups are good! No fights!
- Turkeyball - Member of MIKTA. Distant cousin rooting from Altaic ancestors. Long ago, we were geographically neighboring countries and stood up against China. But why are you so far away now? Well, we still sharing the Altaic language. He also helped me in the Korean War. I gib technology for T-155 Fırtına. And he played me in both his World Cup appearances (7-0 never forget!) Although I lost, I reaffirmed our sister relationship during WorldCup and it was satisfying.
- Canadaball - Likes hockey and marijuana. Helped us in the Korean war. Blue jays!!! We both like drinking a lot of alcohol.
- Denmarkball - The creator of LEGOs, I love LEGOs, LEGOs can into space!
- Franceball - Helped me! I used to loving her missile and airplane!
- Greeceball - Helped me in Korean war. Hometown of democracy and Greek mythology.
- Germanyball - Role Model. True Euroführer. Learned his constitutional laws when writing our own. He of supportings me when I reunify. If capitalist Germany can win, then I can! BUT I DESTROYINGS YOU IN FOOTBALL! NO TROPHY FOR YUO! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ!
- Hong Kongball - King of the 80s on East Asia and a fellow dragon. He also hates mainland China and communism like me so we can into friends. He hates K-Pop but I don't really care, we have ₩₩₩. Recently, he is impressed and inspired with my protests against tyranny and opression. I hope yuo can into succeed and democracy!!!
- Indiaball - Land of dancing and engineers. I gib him K-9 howitzers as K-9 VAJRA-T. They like Samsung.
- Indonesiaball - Member of MIKTA. They like our military and we like theirs too (He also loves my submarines❤). He is also a huge part of the Big Kpop fans in the world for some groups of Indonesian Teenagers who perform dance cover of my kpop songs. WAY TO GO INDONESIABALL!!!
- Israelcube - He and I have similar situations, with unfriendly neighbors. Good military, industry partner. Can into hating my evil brother. He was born the same year of my birth. Also, I am the first FTA partner of him in Asia. He supports me about comfort women.
- Norwayball - He helped me and provided medical support during the war. We of friends now and I give him some K9 Howitzers. He is of dominating Pyeongchang Olympics! Nordic OP, of nerfings, please!
- Malaysiaball - Drinking not allowed. A beautiful country with many islands. Also, you love my dramas and give good services to my people in your clay. Now it's my turn to treat you like the way you treated me.
- Mexicoball - Member of MIKTA. Latin music & passionate people. Sabor a Mi ~~
- Mongoliaball - He was my Father-in-law once. He loves my culture. Our people have far much similar appearance than Chinaball (deservedly)(Thank God)
- Kazakhbrick - Thank you for the hospitality and kindness you showed to our Forced migrants by Sovietball.
- Philippinesball - Both hate communism. A good vacation place to relax and learn English. He's good at speaking English. (
but he nosebleeds a lot) But too much drugs and illegals. We never forget the battle of Yultong in the Korean war. Was my friend. Sent me lots of soldiers to beat Chingchongball. Now I'm also providing his new military equipment like KM-250, KM-450 trucks, FA-50's, KAAV-7's Marine APC's and the Missile-guided HDF Frigates for his AFP modernization ( Maybe in the future I would sell my K1A1 or K-21 tanks to him to boost his Tank capabilities!). So yuo removed IS terrorists? 잘 했어! I gib yuo aid now to help yuo recover. Right my friend? HE IS ALSO MY NO. 1 KPOP FAN! Many residents of Philippinesball listen to MOST of our KPOP Artists such as BTS, Momoland, Blackpink, Weki Meki, Wanna One, and many more Kpop artists and some watch Kdrama! NICE ONE PHILIPPINESBALL!!! Will yuo stop comparing Nancy to Liza Soberano?! Also, I give you kudos because you created a K-pop inspired OPM Boy Group
- Polandball - Similar history as us, Like unfriendly neighborhoods and famous for cavarly, so we can understand each other's history and pain. He recognize dokdo as part of mine. I made a chasis for AHS Krab, and he will into my new tanks and weapons! One of my close economic partners. Yay! Happy 100th Independence day Poland!
- Romaniaball - He used to beings friends with my evil brother when he was Commie, and now that he into capitalism he could tellings me his weaknesses and help me defeat him.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Good friend with USAball. Helped him with desalination plants. He gave us much oil, but... what did Canada do to you?
- The other China - I see him as a friend and the actual China. He's still a little upset at me for recognizing Chinaball. Why? Yuo love my kpop and drama!!! I HAVE TAIWANESE IN K-POP GROUP AND YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY, RIGHT? I hope we will into better relationship soon though and recognize you again, you seem nice, and most of my people call yuo "Real China" on Youtube. LET'S BEAT THE COMMUNISTS TOGETHER!!! 光我民族，促進大同!!!!!
but why legalizing homosex stuff????
- Spainball - One of my popular k-dramas is the main setting of her. I hate two of her sons though.
- Thailandball - Awesome destination for a vacation. friendly people. Also, she loved my Korean Drama and my Kpop Songs. And yuo can into several K-pop groups!
- Tringapore - Fellow dragon. Fought in the Korean War. Beautiful diverse city and we are very similar in several things in modern-day...
- UKball - Father of my best friend. Sent second most troops in Korean War. He has been in my country before.
- Ukraineball - Slavic friend. Wait, did North Korea recognize Crimea as part of Russia? Don't worry, I recognize Crimea as yours!
- Vaticanball - I of welcoming you, Pope-nim! He made one of my priests a saint! Current President Moon Jae-in is of the Roman Catholic faith! YUO HATE CHINA KHKHKHKH
- Swedenball - The creator of Minecraft! gib geometry dash.
- Netherlandsball - GIB ME EDM AND FOOTBALL MAGANER TOO!
- UAEball - I helped him build a skyscraper. I sent a spicial force to help him training his own. His trust made me of aid him first to killing chinavirus.
- Switzerlandball - Beautiful nature. Nice place to learn German. He Gib me watch. He also friend with my evil self but it's of okay.
- Finlandball - Land of Xylitol! I love your unfamous börk for other Europeanballs, "Hyvä." We've already used that börk to my xylitol commercials! ㅋㅋ Was Axis but killing commie is of okay. But a pro-Starcraft II player from Finland defeated me on a worldwide match in 2018. What a Sad. I gib my used howitzer, K-9 Thunder to him and Estonia.
- Nepalrawr - I love hiking. His mountains are wonderful. He is also one of my employees, because I Have the highest wage and pretty nice workplace.
Neutral (중립) (Jungnip)
- Vietnamball - ROK army participated in Vietnamese War. Tied economically. Strong country and only going to get stronger. 90% friendly people. Don't of care if he of commie, he likes it when I build apartments for him. In memory, I make statues. Since 2018, I helped yuor football (soccor)! Our relationship is start to getting better. But please accept my apology on the war crimes and recognize the true history. Yuo do more massacre than me and cause of my war crimes is because yuo use yuor people as a human shield!
- Angolaball - Hey! HEY! Why do yuo use my taegeuk for yuor air force roundel?? Maybe it's an honour I don't know?!
- Russiaball - Although he is a priority target of USAball, we have kept good relationships enough. I bought his military weapons for paying me back his debt. Since 2018, Moon Jae-in and Vladimir Putin met each other. But please stop supporting Chinaball in the Huawei crisis. Also still a major supporter of North Koreaball. At Least you are best known for your alcohol, I just like it! But I support Ukraineball. Also Crimea belongs to Ukraine.
- Iranball - Values science. Now he is back into religion. Helped North Korea build nukes and missiles. But USAball doesn't like him. Tehran road in Seoul/ Seoul road in Tehran.
- Syriaball - He likes Fake Korea. Though he also enjoys watching our K-dramas. As long as I am friends with North Koreaball.
- Ethiopiaball - He was also raped by axis nasty pasta and also helped me in korean war without any cost! His soldiers were so brave! But he became commie after that... Now he of becoming okay
(but stop picking from CORONA influence and enforcing child labor..thats my advice)
- Portugalball - Ronaldo NEVER FORGET!!!
Enemies (적) (Jeok)
- Covid-19 - ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Stupid virus cannot into my clean clay ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅗㅗㅗ
- A.R.M.Y - YOU'RE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE HATINGS ME! YOU BASHED EVERYTHING LIKE PEWDIEPIE, JOJI AKA FIFTHYFRANK, RAMSEY AND ETC! ALSO YOU BASH WHOLE JAPAN FOR DOING NOTHING! YOU MADE ME LIKE A K-POP SCHOOLGIRL! YOU MAKE FUN OF XXXTENTACION'S DEATH?! YOU CRITISIZE EVERYTHING! WHY YOUR NAME IS ARMY? DO YOU THINK MY ARMY IS A JOKE? WHAT DID YUO DO WHEN THEY PROTECT THEIR LAND! NOW PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME LIKE MY ARMY IS THAT A.R.M.Y! THAT'S IT! I'M DISBANDING THEIR BAND SOON!
- Ilbon - 1910 Never Forget and also Trade War! Though perhaps after trade war endings, our relations will go back as original. Us both are of suffering from China's coronavirus. Also trade each other's cultures. Gib, anime, manga, and video games and in return I gib K-pop, webtoon, K-drama. We had done this since ancient times. That's why we are quite familiar. But do not thinkings I will forget the horrors your imperial self inflicted on the Korean people! Comfort Women Never Forget! Gib sincere apologies! I didn't accept your reparations to watch that shit! It's not an apology when you gib it and go to yasukuni after that! It's a violation of our basic treaty! But You know, it's not a time to fight. But someday....
- Puerto Ricoball (only in music) - YUO SURPASSED GANGNAM STYLE!! Is still better than Despacito. Anyway we friends but rivals in music.(Not really)
- Somaliaball - A stupid pirate. And I killing your pirates ㅋㅋㅋ. I hope Ethiopia Annex you
- Burundiball - Stupid African who is friends with my Koreaball bad clone. FUCK YOU, I hope you collapsed and get anschlussed by my best ally. Thank god Nkuruniza died.
- South Sudanball - Why are you starting Military Cooperation with North Koreaball. Big mistake, baby country. What, your worry of getting anschluss’d by him? Also, he calls me a Stupid Ally of Burger. But I sent my unit for him.
- Italyball - Stupid Axis pastas, as always. He's Hentai Best friend like what the fuck?
- Nicaraguaball - You are the worst country in Central America and he is friends with my evil brother.
- Venezuelaball - THAT STUPID IDIOT!! HE SUPPORTS MY Koreaball EVIL BROTHER!! Also, Juan Guaidó is the real president, not Nicolás Maduro! YUO HATE KPOP AND LOVE ANIME?! HOW SHAMEFUL IS THAT YOU STUPID COMMIE!! 병신새꺄
- Bukhan - YUO FAMIILIAL TRAITOR!!!! WHY YUO PROTESTING AGAINST ME!!!!!! I WAS OF GIVING YUO GOOD STUFF AND YUO DON'T WANT IT!!!!! I GAVE YUO FOOD AND YOU DON'T WANTINGS IT????? I AM AFRAID THAT YUO ARE GONNA STARVE TO DEATH???? STOP BORDER CLASHINGS!!!! REMOVE KIM-JONG UN!!!!! YUO SHOULD'VE WITHDRAW BEING ENEMIES WITH MY BOYFRIEND, BUT NAH YUO DIDN'T!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DECLARE WAR AGAIN!!!!! PLEASE!!!! BE A GOOD BROTHER!!!!! 병합(Anschluss, merge) someday
- Palestineball - He is terrorist and friend of my evil brother that I don't like. I hope Israel wins.
- Crimeaball - You're part of Ukraine you bastard.
- Yemenball - Fake refugees! They avoid draft! Yuo're of messing my clean Jeju! Go back to your clay and die there! My people don't want some coward HERE! I'll be of more comfortable with yuor presence if yuo assimilate into my culture! Start by eating kimchi!
MOTHERFUCKERS!! (씨발년들!!) (Ssiballyeondeul!!)
- Chinaball - STUPID VIRUS SCUM! YUO BLOCKED MY UNIFICATION AND TRING TO ANSCHLUSS ME! AND YOU THINK I'M JUST YUOR VESSEL STATE!!! I DIDN'T EVEN EXPECT YUO COULD DO SOMETHING BUT YUO CROSSED THE LINE!!! EVEN JAPAN DIDN'T DO LIKE THAT!!!! YOU'RE MY 1# ENEMY!!!!! GET OUT OF MY CLAY!! GUESS WHAT? I WILL OF WITHDRAW RECOGNITIONS WITH YUO!!!!! NATIONALIST CHINA IS THE BEST AND REAL CHINA!!!!! ALSO, I'M NOT YUOR DAUGHTER YUO IDIOT!!! I'M 4350 YEARS OLD SIBERIAN-KOREANIC!!! I DON'T HAVE A SAME BLOOD WITH YUO!!!
- 씨발년 - Fuck yuo! Tokyo hot and Hironaga barbecues are the true masterpiece not your yamato shit! And your rising sun flag stands for show respect to the beautiful fleshlight giben by america right? '''Modern people like yuor FLAG?????
- Sovietball - COMMIE!!! YUO AGREED INVADE ME! YUO MADE MY NORTH SIDE BECOME EVIL!! AND MY EVIL BROTHER TRIED TO ANSCHLUSS ME! REMOVE SHIBAL VODKA! 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! 조까 이 빨갱이 새꺄 !!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!! But still, said no to Kim 47 times, which I think you should have keep doings. Yuo became friend since 1988 Seoul Olympics.
- One China Policy - GET OUT OF UN NOW!!! WORST POLICY EVER!!! PRC DOESN'T DESERVE P5!!!! THAT SEAT YUOR ASS IS OF SITTING ON WAS ORIGINALLY NATIONALIST CHINA'S AND YUO STOLE IT!!!
How to draw (그리는 방법)
Drawing a South Koreaball is complicated;
- Draw a circle.
- Draw a circle center like in the Yin - Yang without the circles. The top is red, the bottom is blue like the pepsi thing.
- Draw these black trigramms (clockwise, from up-left): ☰, ☵, ☷, and ☲ (Three, Five, Six, Four)
- Draw the eyes and you are finished.
- (optional) Draw South Koreaball with a computer playing kpop music videos or anything related to Milo and/or anything related to James Reid
- "Aigo!!"(아이고!!) - Argg! (No direct translation, usually an exclamation of annoyance)
- "Hwaiting!"(화이팅) - "Fighting!" or "Cheer up!" (used for motivation)
- "Manse!"(만세) - To boost morale, in conjunction with "Korea" ("daehanmingug manse"). It's similar to "God bless America" or "Vive la France." Precisely, it means "Myriad of Years," though it is commonly translated as"Hooray!"
- "Annyeonghaseyo"(안녕하세요) - Hello (formal)
- "Yeolgong!"(열공!) - Study hard!
- "Khkhkhkh"(ㅋㅋㅋㅋ) - Laughter.
- "SSibal!!"(시바!! or 씨발!!) - same word as "fuck."
- "Jot"(좆) - Damn
- "byeongsin"(병신)- retard
- "Gwiyomi"(귀요미) - Cutie (same to Kawaii)
- "Ppalgaeng-i"(빨갱이) - Reddy, Calling commie in the lowest way.
- "-Ssi"(-씨) - Common formal honorific, similar to "Mr." and "Ms/Mrs." in English. Used at the end of the name like (of course America-ssi!)
- "-Nim"(-님) - Similar to "-Ssi" but used for higher honorific form.
- "Uwa(ng)!" (우왕!) - Wow!
- "Ne" or "Ye" (네,예) - Yes
- "Aniyo" (아니요)" - No
- "Ppo-ppo" (뽀뽀) - Light kiss
- "Ppalli-Ppalli" (빨리 빨리) - lit. "Quick, quick" or "faster, faster." Commonly used to refer to Korea's intensely demanding and competitive work environment.
- Na (나) - I
- Nu(너) - You
- Uri (우리) - We
- [CENSORED] (니가) - it means you or you're but same spelling and accent as n-word which ends with letter a.
Images of South Koreaball's subdivisions