|“||오 필승 코리아! Oh hurray Korea!||”|
|“||I play to win.||”|
South Koreaball, officially the Republic of Koreaball, is a sovereign countryball living in East Asia, occupying the southern part of the Korean Peninsula. She shares borders with North Koreaball, South Koreaball's nuke-obsessed brother to the north, and Japanball across the East Sea. The country is divided into 8 provinces; six metropolitan cities that act as their own entities, including their capital Seoulball; and a self-governing province; giving South Koreaball a total area of 99 392 square kilometers, making them the 107th largest country in the world. As of 2018, South Koreaball maintains a population of about 51.63 million inhabitants.
Being a highly advanced, eco-friendly country with high diplomatic relations gives South Koreaball the ability to join many organizations. South Koreaball is also one of the members of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball, and they are also a member of the UNball like almost every other country in the world.
South Korea's safety is one of the most developed in the world, and South Koreaball boasts one of the fastest internets as well. Unlike the cutie k-pop appearance,she has the sixth largest military force in the world, which can burn down North Korea without a nuke.
South Koreaball enjoys a modern and decent lifestyle and lives with Jejuball, who is considered to be one of the cleanest and most pristine natural islands in the world.
South Koreaball’s birthday (national day) is the 15th of August, the day she was liberated from Imperial Japanball. Her astrological sign is Leo.
South Koreaball is a polite, loyal, hardworking country. She values Confucian etiquette and high-quality knowledge, and always tries to fulfill and impress others. Her intelligence and persistence has led her to being loved by many other countryballs. However, due to her painful history and fast economic growth, she suffers from side effects. This making her more and more stressful and negetive, which lead her to alcoholic culture and lots of sucides. This has also led to constant feuding with Japanball, who she constantly argues over the past with and demands official apologies. She became friend with Japan to fight with communists and accept his reputation but she thinks Japan is another Japan empire. Japan doesn't hide his ambitions, and he is not interested about becoming a clean country. He worships war criminal as a god, still using rising sun flag, and trying to make his own military and use it to bullying other countries. Japanese's ignorance and irresponsible about history due to the lack of education and their right-wing nationalism shows that he hasn't change and he doesn't even want to. It's not just unpleasant thing or brutal past history, but currently in-progress history and a big threat next to north korea and china. It seems that they will remain that situation forever because America wants them to be friend and
nobody care about some asian war criminals fighting with communism is more inportant. South Koreaball is a anti-commusist. < 반공주의에 관한 내용은 추가 바람>
Early History | 고대 (2333 BCE-1392 AD)
According to Korean mythology, a deity akin to
cCc Tengri cCc named Dangun was said to have established Gojoseonball around 2340~2330 BC. After he was killed by Hanball, there were several other nations until there were four countryballs, called Goguryeoball, Sillaball, Baekjeball, and Gayaball. Gayaball, who was in-between Sillaball and Baekjeball, later fell, and the three kingdoms constantly fought each other.
Sillaball eventually conquered the rest and made Unified Sillaball. However, Sillaball had lost the Manchurian and the Maritime Provinces of Siberia, which had originally been the land of Goguryeoball, and it was occupied by Tang Chinaball. In this period, he built many Buddhist temples. Furthermore, it lived as unified for centuries, until Taebongball and Later Baekjeball was born, and constantly invaded their father. Taebongball was killed by Goryeoball. Goryeoball also killed Later Baekjeball. Sillaball was suffering by then and committed suicide.
Meanwhile, north, there was Balhaeball, which was Goguryeoball's descendants. Balhae fought hard with neighboring countries and bordered with Sillaball to south, Bohai Bay (in the Yellow Sea) to west, Manchuria to the north, and the Okhotsk sea to east. Balhaeball led the Korean's heyday. However, Balhae was eventually destroyed by Liaoball, the descendants went to Goryeoball.
Goryeoball was very indulged in Buddhism and made many temples. This was the age when many Buddhist temples and infrastructures were made. Also, Goryeoball tried to restore the Manchurian region. However, unfortunately, the Mongol Empireball invaded Goryeoball and destroyed most of the flourishing culture. Much of the temple still remains destroyed or gone after the Mongolians burnt them down. Goryeoball's soldiers fought hard, but the government surrendered and they had to do it too.
The Joseon Era | 조선시대 (1392-1897/1910)
Joseonball had the most flourishing dynasty of all, and it built massive lavish buildings and treasures. It was during this dynasty that many aspects of Korean culture were developed, and in the 15th Century, Sejong the Great developed the Korean script Hangeul.
Joseonball also preferred the Chinese dynasty at that time Ming Dynastyball and sent many treasures and missionaries to China. In 1592, a huge Japanese invasion landed on Korea (임진왜란). When things were gone and there was no hope, and Admiral called Yi Sun-Shin (이순신) defeated 330 Japanese ships with only 12 ships of his own. Yi Sun-sin is still considered a national hero even today.
Later, Joseon was invaded by Qing China, because Joseonball refused to help the new Qing Dynastyball, but instead helped the dying Ming Dynasty. Joseonball managed to push them back again, and had some peaceful ages, but had to pay tributes to the Qing. Korea eventually gained full independence from China in 1895. It became Korean Empireball in 1897 and wrote its own constitution while strengthening Friendship with Russian Empireball to weaken the influence of Imperial Japanball.
Later, in 1910, Imperial Japanball forced upon a set of treaties and killed Korean Empireball. They colonized Koreaball for 35 years (1910~1945) and raped and tortured and massacred many of their people. They even used them for human experiments, cannon fodder, and forced labor. And South Koreaball sometimes has suffered by Remnants of Japanese rule(일제잔재) by 2010s(harsh military duty and torture and dictatorship in the society of all ages). sometimes South Koreaball and his brother North Koreaball were born in 1917 and they headed the 1st independence movement in 1919 and later they lead the Korean Liberation Army during World War 2.
Some Japanballs still deny this history, and that is why South Korean-Japanese relations are still very strained.
In 1945, as WWII drew to a close, Koreaball was liberated by advancing Soviet and, later, American forces. Koreaball's jubilation was short-lived, as both superpowers divided the clay into 2 "temporary" puppet states. South Koreaball became good friends with the USAball and was taught capitalism, in contrast to Sovietball being friends with their brother and teaching him communism.
Almost immediately, chaos ensued within South Koreaball. As most of the resources and industries were located in the North, South Koreaball had to rely on her Northern brother for electricity, which was often cut off at random. North Koreaball also began launching sporadic guerrilla raids into the South and supported Communist-backed strikes and riots in her clay.
In 1950, South Koreaball’s brother invaded her clay with little resistance, pushing her under-equipped and demoralized army to Busanball, but USAball and his NATOball friends helped South Koreaball until Chinaball came onto North Koreaball's side. An armistice was signed in 1953, but the border between their homes is still heavily armed.
The Korean War, between 1950 and 1953, left the Korean peninsula divided and deeply impoverished. South Koreaball had a GDP per capita lower than that of many African countryballs.
Following the Korean War, Sovietball and USAball supported rival dictatorships - Kim Il-Sung in the North, and Syngman Rhee, later Park Jung-hee (father of former president Park Geun-Hye), in the South. Both countryballs began a process of rebuilding and industrialization. Initially, North Koreaball was ahead of his sibling, but eventually, South Koreaball eclipsed her brother and became one of the Four Asian Tiger economies. By the late 1980s, the military dictatorship was replaced by a democracy.
Beginning in the '60s, the South Korean government also began to deregulate her economy, allowing family-owned chaebols to take hold and drive the economy. Furthermore, she invested heavily in her own education, giving rise to a generation of Koreans to lead her white-collar industries. What resulted was one of, if not the most spectacular economic transitions in history, lifting South Koreaball from a war-torn, devastated dictatorship with a lower GDP per capita than Ghanaball to an economic juggernaut.
In 1988, North Koreaball boycotted South Koreaball's Olympic Games in Seoul. They marched under a united Korean flag in 2018 though, giving it hope that their brother might be cured and his life turned around.
Together with Japanball, South Koreaball had the 2002 World Cup. In 2015, they had the Gwangju Universiade and planning to have the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchangball and March 10, 2017, Park Geun-Hye was impeached and removed from office as President of South Korea after a series of major nationwide protests against her corruption.
South Koreaball now spends their days doing K-Pop, and cosmetic surgery. South Koreaball also is developing an obsession with technology, hosting famous corporations such as Samsung, LG, SK Hynix and Hyundai. It is predicted that South Koreaball may become richer and more powerful than Japanball in about five-to-eight years. South Koreaball also ranks as the most innovative country (by Bloomberg) and is currently sharing the crown with Japanball as one of the most advanced countryballs in Asia and the world.
In 2018, she hosted the Olympics. Her relations with North Koreaball is improving, they talked a few times and agreed to end the war. In June, she joined the FIFA World Cup and managed to surprise the entire world by defeating Germanyball 2-0! She was the largest epicenter of the 2019-2020 Coronavirus Epidemic outside of Chinaball but, she is now overcoming it.
Friends (친구 Chin-Gu)
- Miguk - My Big Ally who saved me from 1945-1951. Sometime after my dad died, he killed the Japanese Empire and saved me.I was under his care. Taught me capitalism. It helps me calm my brother down. Helped me big time in the Korean War. (
let's play some video games) And he taught me how to compose good music, so I return his favor by K-pop!!! Gib F-35 and Global Hawk, plox. I of more than happy to provide yuo with test kits to combat coronavirus!
- Sakhaball - My cousin gave me his mammoth DNA! Also, my k-pop group visited his clay once.
- Argentinaball - Yes I do! Messi Is The Best!
- Australiaball -Member of MIKTA. We don't like hunting whales. Beautiful beach and also helped us in the Korean War.
- Brazilball - Good friend from South America but he speaks Portuguese, a lot of Koreans live in his clay. Fellow G20 member and impeachment brother, I know what happened to us. BTW I defeated Germanyball for yuo. But why do you think that Now United is better than BTS? Both groups are good! No fights!
- Turkeyball - Member of MIKTA. Distant cousin rooting from Altaic ancestors. Long ago, we were geographically neighboring countries and stood up against China. But why are you so far away now?. Well, we still sharing the Altaic language. He also helped me in the Korean War. And he played me in both his World Cup appearances (7-0 never forget!) Although I lost, I reaffirmed our sister relationship during WorldCup and it was satisfying.
- Canadaball - Likes hockey and marijuana. Helped us in the Korean war. Blue jays!!! We both like drinking a lot of alcohol.
- Denmarkball - The creator of LEGOs, I love LEGOs.
- Franceball - Helped me!
- Germanyball - Role Model. True Euroführer. Learned his constitutional laws when writing our own. He of supportings me when I reunify. If capitalist Germany can win, then I can! BUT I DESTROYINGS YOU IN FOOTBALL! NO TROPHY FOR YUO! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ!
- Hong Kongball - King of the 80s, doesn't like mainland China and K-Pop but I don't care, we have ₩₩₩. Recently, he is impressed about my protests against tyrants and achieving democratization.
- Indiaball - Land of dancing and engineers. They like Samsung.
- Indonesiaball - Member of MIKTA. They like the military and we like it too (He also loves my Submarine ❤). He also is part of the Big Kpop fans in the world for some groups of Indonesian Teenagers who perform dance cover of my kpop songs. WAY TO GO INDONESIABALL!!!
- Israelcube - He and I have similar situations, with unfriendly neighbors. He was born the same year of my birth. Also, I am the first FTA partner of him in Asia.
- Norwayball - He helped me and provided medical support during the war. We of friends now and I give him some K9 Howitzers. He is of dominating Pyeongchang Olympics! Nordic OP, of nerfings, please!
- Malaysiaball - Drinking not allowed. A beautiful country with many islands. Also, you love my dramas and give good services to my people in your clay. Now it's my turn to treat you like the way you treated me.
- Mexicoball - Latin music & passionate people. Sabor a Mi ~~
- Mongoliaball - Our people have far much similar appearance than Chinaball (deservedly)(Thank God)
- Kazakhbrick - Thank you for the hospitality and kindness you showed to our Forced migrants by Sovietball.
- Philippinesball - Both hate communism. A good vacation place to relax and learn English. He's good at speaking English. (
but he nosebleeds a lot) But too much drugs and illegals. We never forget the battle of Yultong in the Korean war. Was my friend. Sent me lots of soldiers to beat Chingchongball. Now I'm also providing his new military equipment like KM-250, KM-450 trucks, FA-50's, KAAV-7's Marine APC's and the Missile-guided HDF Frigates for his AFP modernization ( Maybe in the future I would sell my K1A1 or K-21 tanks to him to boost his Tank capabilities!). So yuo removed IS terrorists? 잘 했어! I gib yuo aid now to help yuo recover. Right my friend? HE IS ALSO MY NO. 1 KPOP FAN! Many residents of Philippinesball listen to MOST of our KPOP Artists such as BTS, Momoland, Blackpink, Weki Meki, Wanna One, and many more Kpop artists and some watch Kdrama! NICE ONE PHILIPPINESBALL!!! Will yuo stop comparing Nancy to Liza Soberano?! Also, I give you kudos because you created a K-pop inspired OPM Boy Group
- Polandball - Similar history as us. Yay! Happy 100th Independence day Poland!
- Romaniaball- He used to beings friends with my evil brother when he was Commie, and now that he into capitalism he could tellings me his weaknesses and help me defeat him.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Good friend with USAball. Helped him with desalination plants. He gave us much oil, but... what did Canada do to you?
- Spainball - One of my popular k-dramas is the main setting of her. I hate two of her sons though.
- Thailandball - Awesome destination for a vacation. friendly people. Also, she loved my Korean Drama and my Kpop Songs. And yuo can into several K-pop groups!
- Tringapore - Fought in the Korean War. Beautiful diverse city and we are very similar in several things in modern-day...
- UKball - Father of my best friend. Sent second most troops in Korean War. He has been in my country before.
- Ukraineball - Slavic friend. Wait, did North Korea recognize Crimea as part of Russia? Don't worry, I recognize Crimea as yours!
- Vaticanball - I of welcoming you, Pope-nim! He made one of my priests a saint! Current President Moon Jae-in is of the Roman Catholic faith!
- Swedenball - The creator of Minecraft! gib geometry dash.
- Netherlandsball - GIB ME EDM!
- UAEball - I helped him bild a skyscraper. I sent a spicial force to help him training his own. His trust made me of aid him first to killing chinavirus.
Neutral (보통) Bo-tong
- Bukan - 2018 Olympics can gib us a chance for normal talks. Wait, did yuo invite my president to "talk"? THAT IS INCREDIBLE, although I hope it is to improve relations brother. I hope though I wouldn't reunify under your control (That means I would be dead then and would be under communism) Will into not happenings though. But we can into friends I guess. Also thanks for changing into our time zone and thanks for removing nukes. Moon Jae-in and Kim Jung-Un had a nice talk at the border. He is of the first leader of North Korea to step on the border of South Korea since the Korean War. I hope we can talk again^^. Maybe even reunite!
- Angolaball - Hey! HEY! Why do yuo use my taegeuk for yuor air force insignia?? Maybe it's an honour I don't know?!
- Russiaball - Since 2018, Moon Jae-in and Vladimir Putin met each other. But please stop supporting Chinaball in the Huawei crisis. Also still a major supporter of North Koreaball. At Least you are best known for your alcohol, I just like it! But I support Ukraineball. Also Crimea belongs to Ukraine.
- Iranball - Values science. Now he is back into religion. Helped North Korea build nukes and missiles. But USAball doesn't like him. Tehran road in Seoul/ Seoul road in Tehran.
- Mexicoball - Member of MIKTA. Defeated me!! But can into defeating Krautland
- Syriaball - He likes Fake Korea. Though he also enjoys watching our K-dramas. As long as I am friends with North Koreaball.
- Daeman - I see him as a friend, but he see me more as a rival. He's still a little upset at me for recognizing Chinaball. WHY????? YUO LOVE MY KOREAN DRAMAS AND K-POP. I HAVE TAIWANESE IN K-POP GROUP! I hope we will into better relationship soon though, you seem nice.. BUT HOMOSEX DETECTED YIKES!!!!
Enemies (적 Jeok)
- Covid-19 - Burn in hell!! Now its infected all over the world after China!
- 듕귁 - STUPID VIRUS SCUM 병신 짱퀴벌레!!(RETARDED CHINCKROACH !!) YUO BLOCKED MY UNIFICATION AND TRYING TO ANSCHLUSS ME!! GET YUOL VIRUS OFF MY CLAY! TWICE YUO FAIL TO STOP AN EPIDEMIC AND NOW IT'S ON MY CLAY! YUO ARE WORSE THAN JAPAN!!!! YOU'RE MY 1# ENEMY!!!!! AND GET AWAY FROM YUOR STUPID POLLUTION AND YUOR TOURIST OUT OF MY CLAY!!! NO JUST END YUOR LIFE!! ALSO I DON'T EAT DOGS YOU TRAITOR! TAIWAN NO.1 REMEMBER TIANANMEN FREE TIBET FREE HONG KONG FALUN DAFA IS GOOD!! GET OUT!!
- Ilbon - 1910 Never Forget and also Trade War! Though perhaps after trade war endings, our relations wirr go back as original. Us both are of suffering from China's coronavirus. Also trade eachother's cultures. Gib Pokemon, anime, manga, and video games and in return I gib K-pop, webtoon, K-drama. But do not thinkings I will forget the horrors your imperial self inflicted on the Korean people! Comfort Women Never Forget! Gib sincere apologies and reparations! It's not an apology when you gib it and go to yasukuni after that! But you're actually nice to me then... You know, it's not a time to fignt. At least you have a common sense...
- Puerto Ricoball (only in music) - YUO SURPASSED GANGNAM STYLE!! Is still better than Despacito. Anyway we friends but rivals in music.
- Somaliaball - A stupid pirate. And I killed your pirates ㅋㅋㅋ
- Burundiball - Stupid African who is friends with my Koreaball bad clone. FUCK YOU, I hope you collapsed and get anschlussed by my best ally.
- South Sudanball - Why are you starting Military Cooperation with North Koreaball. Big mistake, baby country. What, your worry of getting anschluss’d by him? Also, he calls me a Stupid Ally of Burger.
- Italyball - Stupid Axis pastas, as always.
- Nicaraguaball - You are the worst country in Central America and he is friends with my evil brother.
- Venezuelaball - THAT STUPID IDIOT!! HE SUPPORTS MY Koreaball EVIL BROTHER!! Also, Juan Guaidó is the real president, not Nicolás Maduro! YUO HATE KPOP AND LOVE ANIME?! HOW SHAMEFUL IS THAT YOU STUPID COMMIE!! 병신새꺄
- Vietnam -You are just the same as stupid commie not a big suprise. Don't you dare make me a war criminal like Japan, you are the war criminal and violated Geneva conventions.
SOUTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM!. And you're the one who rejected my sincere apology about the war crimes! You said you don't want to talk about it! What the fuck is wrong with you!
- Palestineball - he is friend of my evil brother that I don't like, I hope he burn allive.
- Crimeaball - You're part of Ukraine you bastard
Worst Bitches (씨발련들) ssiballyeondel
씨발련 - Fuck yuo! Tokyo hot and Hironaga barbecues are the true masterpiece not your yamato shit! And your rising sun flag stands for show respect to the beautiful fleshlight giben by america right?
- Sovietball - COMMIE!!! YUO AGREED INVADE ME! YUO MADE MY NORTH SIDE BECOME EVIL!! AND MY EVIL BROTHER TRIED TO ANSCHLUSS ME! REMOVE SHIBAL VODKA! 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! 조까 이 빨갱이 새꺄 !!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!! But still, said no to Kim 47 times, which I think you should have keep doings.
How to draw (그리는 방법)
Drawing a South Koreaball is complicated;
- Draw a circle.
- Draw a circle center like in the Yin - Yang without the circles. The top is red, the bottom is blue like the pepsi thing.
- Draw these black trigramms (clockwise, from up-left): ☰, ☵, ☷, and ☲ (Three, Five, Six, Four)
- Draw the eyes and you are finished.
- (optional) Draw South Koreaball with a computer playing kpop music videos or anything related to Milo and/or anything related to James Reid
Metropolitan Ball(Special Ball)(특별시) -
- Seoulball(서울) - First child and Capital city. He is globally known.
- Incheonball(인천) - Second child and have 2nd best national airport, Incheon Airport.
- Busanball(부산) - Third child, Busan has nice beach and Department store.
- Daejeonball(대전) - Fourth child and Well known as Science city
- Ulsanball(울산) - Fifth child and makes nice cars and ships, too. Next to Busanball
- Daeguball(대구)- Sixth child and really, really hottest in Koreaball South Korea.
- Gwangjuball(광주) - Asian Democracy Sanctuary. Pray for 5.18 democracy movement.
Sejong Special Autonomous City (세종특별자치시) -
Jeju-doball Special Self-Governing Province(제주특별자치도) -
- Goyangball(고양 ??? : me? NYA?!)
- Gwangjuball (Gyeonggi)(광주)경기
- Icheonball (South Korea)(이천)
Gangwon-doball (South Korea)(강원도) -
- "Aigo!!"(아이고!!) - Argg! (No direct translation, usually an exclamation of annoyance)
- "Hwaiting!"(화이팅) - "Fighting!" or "Cheer up!" (used for motivation)
- "Manse!"(만세) - To boost morale, in conjunction with "Korea" ("daehanmingug manse"). It's similar to "God bless America" or "Vive la France." Precisely, it means "Myriad of Years," though it is commonly translated as"Hooray!"
- "Annyeonghaseyo"(안녕하세요) - Hello (formal)
- "Yeolgong!"(열공!) - Study hard!
- "Khkhkhkh"(ㅋㅋㅋㅋ) - Laughter.
- "Sibal!!"(시바!! or 씨발!!) - same word as "fuck."
- "Jott"(좆) - Damn
- "byungsin"(병신)- retard
- "Gwiyomi"(귀요미) - Cutie (same to Kawaii)
- "Ppalkaengi"(빨갱이) - Reddy, Calling commie in the lowest way.
- "-Ssi"(-씨) - Common formal honorific, similar to "Mr." and "Ms/Mrs." in English. Used at the end of the name like (of course America-ssi!)
- "-Nim"(-님) - Similar to "-Ssi" but used for higher honorific form.
- "Uwa(n(g))!" (우왕!) - Wow!
- "Ne" (네) - Yes
- "Aniyo" (아니요)" - No
- "Bbo-bbo" (뽀뽀) - Light kiss
- "Ppalli-Ppalli" (빨리 빨리) - lit. "Quick, quick" or "faster, faster." Commonly used to refer to Korea's intensely demanding and competitive work environment.
Images of South Koreaball's subdivisions