|“||If you looked up 'clusterfuck' in the dictionary...well, you wouldn't find anything, because 'clusterfuck' isn't a real word. But if it was, then there'd probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it.||”|
— Sam O'Nella
South Sudanball is a countryball in Africa. He separated from Sudanball in 2011 because they were having a
small quarrel big civil war. Now like most other African countryballs, South Sudanball is having a(n) emo phase bloody civil war. Currently, he is the youngest recognized countryball, at only 9 years old. He is also as of 2020 the only recognized countryball to be created after the meme was created. Also, he is the second inflated rate country in the world.
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When Sudanball gained independence in 1956, South Sudanball was not happy that he was a part of him one bit. Soon, the First Sudanese Civil War broke out, and in 1972, the Southern Autonomous Republic of Sudanball was created. It lasted until 1983 until the Second Civil War broke out. It ended in 2005 when South Sudanball gained complete self-governance. It got independence in 2011 after a referendum, making it the youngest countryball to be a member of UNball. Just two years after independence, it fell into a civil war, But it actually ended in February 2020, Now South Sudan has to increase its economy after the war aggression happened or else South Sudan would collapse.
- Chinaball, , Venezuelaball, Egyptball, and Angolaball - Thank you for blocking UN Sanctions.
- Kenyaball (formerly), Ugandaball, Tanzaniaball, Rwandaball, Burundiball - East African Communityball buddies!
- North Koreaball - We started Military Cooperation.
But remove nukes... Brrrr... Every day I sleep, worrying about the catastrophic events that can happen because of nukes...
- Russiaball - Good Friend, I support him on Crimea and we both support Syriaball. Wait, HATE MY PEACE DEAL?! I’M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO RECONSIDER MY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU!
- Syriaball - Only Arab I like, we both hate burger
Or I’M just saying that so I don’t get anschluss’d by vodkaand are friends of Vodka.
- UNball - I am his newest member. Yay!
- Venezuelaball - South American version of me.
- Israelcube Best friend. This guy gib aid. BUT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BICKERING WITH PALESTINE?! YOU TWO ARE SEPARATE COUNTRIES, PERIOD!
- Palestineball Separate country from Jewish Physics. Please just deal with the clay you got. You wouldn’t want Israel to
Anschlussyou, wouldn’t you?
- Sudanball - Father. We Are Really Friends and He is also the first country to recognize me. BUT YOU ARE OIL THIEF! AND YOU ALSO ARE MAKING IT SO The Guy I wish I could put on my friends list but I’m too scared to do so CAN’T BUY MY OIL! YOU ARE MAKING ME POOR! CUT IT OUT
or I’ll change my status...
He’s probably gonna die from huge protests soon so I should think of a new name…
- UKball - Hi Grandad!
- Kosovoball - Well... I don’t recognize him yet. But I MIGHT recognize him in the future
against Russia’s wishes.
- Kenyaball - OH YOU ARE THE WORST! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME, YOU ARE STILL A FLAG STEALER! GIB BACK YOUR SO-CALLED SON TO ME! THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU GIB HIM BACK BIG JERK!!!
- Ilemi Triangleball - YOU ARE A SUCH A LIAR AND A TRAITOR!!! STOP SAYING YOU ARE OF FAKE FATHER YOU ARE MINE! ILEMI IS SOUTH SUDAN FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!
- USAball - Ssssh..... be quiet... Russia is watching me...
Thanks for the support, though....But please remove sanctions...
- South Koreaball Friend of burger!! But thanks for helping me in one of my village Tonj.
You gib more support than your northern brother.
- Ethiopiaball - FUCK YOU AM INDEPENDENT AM NOT PART OF SUDANBALL! I also heard that you gib weapons to this dickhead! Damn I hate you!
- ISISball - 2013 NEVER FORGET! YUO KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE
along with USAballAND USED GENOCIDE ON ME!! REMOVE KEBAB ON THE PREMISES!!! YOU TERRORIST!!!! YOU ARE OF WORST JIHAD!!!!!
- Canadaball - Burger puppet who is sanctioning me.
totally not saying this because Russia is watching me.
- Brazilball, Indiaball, and South Africaball - BRICSbrick members that are begging allies of burger. FUCKING TRAITORS!!!
forgive me, Vodka is watching me...
- Ukraineball - I’m sorry, but belongs to Russia.
god for bid I’m gonna get killed...
- Armeniaball - He hates me for being friends with Pakistanball and ALSO I'M NOT PART OF SUDANBALL! AND YOU'RE ALSO FRIENDS WITH THOSE DICKHEADS, THEN FUCK YOU, TRAITOR!!!!!
As all African countryballs, South Sudanball, isn't doing the best when it comes to economy. Its total GDP is $21.3 billion, putting him behind Burundiball in this term. The average GDP per capita is $1.978. The main export of South Sudanball is, of course, oil!
USAball to liberate him He does genuinely wish USAball could buy his oil, but his father is on the USA’s state sponsors of terrorism list and Khartoumball demands a share of the profits from South Sudan’s oil conducts, USAballs oil company’s have no presence in his oil industry.
Recently Sudanball was taken off the state sponsors of terrorism list so maybe now South Sudanball can finally sell oil to USAball.
Like every other African country, the largest employer is agriculture, with cattle ranching being the primary economic activity. But of course the sector is very underdeveloped and needs work, which is probably not gonna happen because of the war aggression and corruption.
Half of the people that live in South Sudanball live below the poverty line. In terms of HDI, he is estimated to be 169th out of 188 nations, putting him in the low development category. However, we will never truly know... NO DATA.
There are around 60 ethnicities and 80 languages in South Sudanball. The most numerous ethnicities are:
Because of scarcity of data, we can only estimate most demographic indicators for South Sudan.
- There are around 11 million inhabitants.
- Life expectancy at birth is very low, at 57 years.
- Fertility rate is 4.77 births per woman and rapidly falling.
- It has one of the highest rates of infant mortality in the world.
- Poverty headcount ratio is at over 80%, the highest in the world.
- The largest religion is christianity with only a few people practicing Islam and a few Native African beliefs.
- It has some of the world's lowest literacy rates at only 9%
Source: World Bank
|States||Aweilball • Aweil Eastball • Eastern Lakesball • Gogrialball • Gokball • Lolball • Tonjball • Twicball • Wauball ( Wauball) • Western Lakesball • Amadiball • Gbudweball • Imatongball • Jubekball ( Jubaball) • Maridiball • Namorunyangball • Terekekaball • Yei Riverball • Bomaball • Eastern Biehball • Eastern Nileball ( Malakalball) • Jongleiball ( Borball) • Latjoorball • Northern Liechball • Ruwengball • Southern Liechball • Western Biehball • Western Nileball • Abyeiball|
|Former states||Northern Bahr el Ghazalball • Western Bahr el Ghazalball • Lakesball • Warrapball • Western Equatoriaball • Central Equatoriaball • Eastern Equatoriaball • Jongleiball • Unity Stateball • Upper Nileball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from East • Ancient Egyptball • Ottomanball • Shilluk Kingdomball • Sultanate of Darfurball • Anglo-Egyptian Sudanball • Republic of Sudanball (1956-69) • Sudanball ( Southern Sudan Autonomous Regionball)|
| Republic of |
|States||Al Jazirahball • Al Qadarifball • Blue Nileball • Central Darfurball • East Darfurball • Kassalaball • Khartoum Stateball • North Darfurball • North Kurdufanball • Northern Sudanball • Red Seaball • River Nileball • Sennarball • South Darfurball • South Kurdufanball • West Darfurball • West Kurdufanball • White Nileball|
|Cities||Omdurmanball • Khartoumball • Khartoum Northball • Nyalaball • Port Sudanball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from Southeast • Ancient Egyptball • Nubiaball • Kushball • Kingdom of Aksumball • Blemmyesball • Nobatiaball • Makuriaball • Alodiaball • Sennarball • Sultanate of Darfurball • Ottomanball • Anglo-Egyptian Sudanball • Republic of The Sudanball (1956-69)|