If you looked up 'clusterfuck' in the dictionary...well, you wouldn't find anything, because 'clusterfuck' isn't a real word. But if it was, then there'd probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it.
 
— Sam O'Nella

South Sudanball is a countryball in Africa. He separated from Sudan-icon.png Sudanball in 2011 because they were having a small quarrel big civil war. Now like most other African countryballs, South Sudanball is having a(n) emo phase bloody civil war. Currently, he is the youngest recognized countryball, at only 9 years old. He is also as of 2020 the only recognized countryball to be created after the meme was created. Also, he is the second inflated rate country in the world.


History

Early History

South Sudanball doesn't have much pre-colonial history. He was born as an 8-icon.png 8ball. It has been owned by several African kingdoms until eventually falling into the hands of UK-icon.png UKball.

Modern History

When Sudanball gained independence in 1956, South Sudanball was not happy that he was a part of him one bit. Soon, the First Sudanese Civil War broke out, and in 1972, the Southern Autonomous Republic of Sudanball was created. It lasted until 1983 until the Second Civil War broke out. It ended in 2005 when South Sudanball gained complete self-governance. It got independence in 2011 after a referendum, making it the youngest countryball to be a member of UN-icon.png UNball. Just two years after independence, it fell into a civil war, But it actually ended in February 2020, Now South Sudan has to increase its economy after the war aggression happened or else South Sudan would collapse.

Relationships

Friends

Neutral 

  • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball - Father. We Are Really Friends and He is also the first country to recognize me. BUT YOU ARE OIL THIEF! AND YOU ALSO ARE MAKING IT SO USA-icon.png The Guy I wish I could put on my friends list but I’m too scared to do so CAN’T BUY MY OIL! YOU ARE MAKING ME POOR! CUT IT OUT or I’ll change my status... He’s probably gonna die from huge protests soon so I should think of a new name…
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Hi Grandad!
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball -  Well... I don’t recognize him yet. But I MIGHT recognize him in the future against Russia’s wishes.

Enemies  

  • Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball - OH YOU ARE THE WORST! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME, YOU ARE STILL A FLAG STEALER! GIB BACK Kenya-icon.png YOUR SO-CALLED SON TO ME! THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU GIB HIM BACK BIG JERK!!!
  • Kenya-icon (division).png Ilemi Triangleball - YOU ARE A SUCH A LIAR AND A TRAITOR!!! STOP SAYING YOU ARE OF FAKE FATHER YOU ARE MINE! ILEMI IS SOUTH SUDAN FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Ssssh..... be quiet... Russia is watching me... Thanks for the support, though.... But please remove sanctions...
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball Friend of burger!! But thanks for helping me in one of my village Tonj. You gib more support than your northern brother.
  • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - FUCK YOU AM INDEPENDENT AM NOT PART OF Sudan-icon.png SUDANBALL! I also heard that you gib weapons to Kenya-icon.png this dickhead! Damn I hate you!
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - 2013 NEVER FORGET! YUO KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE along with USAball AND USED GENOCIDE ON ME!! REMOVE KEBAB ON THE PREMISES!!! YOU TERRORIST!!!! YOU ARE OF WORST JIHAD!!!!!
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Burger puppet who is sanctioning me. totally not saying this because Russia is watching me.
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball, India-icon.png Indiaball, and South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - BRICS-icon.png BRICSbrick members that are begging allies of USA-icon.png burgerFUCKING TRAITORS!!! forgive me, Russia-icon.png Vodka is watching me...
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I’m sorry, but Crimea-icon.png belongs to Russia. god for bid I’m gonna get killed...
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - He hates me for being friends with Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball and ALSO I'M NOT PART OF Sudan-icon.png SUDANBALL! AND YOU'RE ALSO FRIENDS WITH Ethiopia-icon.pngKenya-icon.png THOSE DICKHEADS, THEN FUCK YOU, TRAITOR!!!!!

Economy

Moneys

As all African countryballs, South Sudanball, isn't doing the best when it comes to economy. Its total GDP is $21.3 billion, putting him behind Burundi-icon.png Burundiball in this term. The average GDP per capita is $1.978. The main export of South Sudanball is, of course, oil! USAball to liberate him He does genuinely wish USA-icon.png USAball could buy his oil, but his Sudan-icon.png father is on the USA’s state sponsors of terrorism list and Khartoum-icon.png Khartoumball demands a share of the profits from South Sudan’s oil conducts, USAballs oil company’s have no presence in his oil industry.

Recently Sudanball was taken off the state sponsors of terrorism list so maybe now South Sudanball can finally sell oil to USA-icon.png USAball.

Like every other African country, the largest employer is agriculture, with cattle ranching being the primary economic activity. But of course the sector is very underdeveloped and needs work, which is probably not gonna happen because of the war aggression and corruption.

Living Standards

Half of the people that live in South Sudanball live below the poverty line. In terms of HDI, he is estimated to be 169th out of 188 nations, putting him in the low development category. However, we will never truly know... NO DATA.

Demographics

There are around 60 ethnicities and 80 languages in South Sudanball. The most numerous ethnicities are:

  • Dinka
  • Luo
  • Nuer
  • Shilluk
  • Toposa

Because of scarcity of data, we can only estimate most demographic indicators for South Sudan.

  • There are around 11 million inhabitants.
  • Life expectancy at birth is very low, at 57 years.
  • Fertility rate is 4.77 births per woman and rapidly falling.
  • It has one of the highest rates of infant mortality in the world.
  • Poverty headcount ratio is at over 80%, the highest in the world.
  • The largest religion is christianity with only a few people practicing Islam and a few Native African beliefs.
  • It has some of the world's lowest literacy rates at only 9%

Source: World Bank

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