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If you looked up 'clusterfuck' in the dictionary...well, you wouldn't find anything, because 'clusterfuck' isn't a real word. But if it was, then there'd probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it.
 
— Sam O'Nella

South Sudanball is a countryball in Africa. He separated from Sudanball in 2011 because they were having a small quarrel big civil war. Now like most other African countryballs, South Sudanball is having a(n) emo phase bloody civil war. Currently, he is the youngest recognised countryball, at only eight years old. He is also as of 2019 the only recognized countryball to be created after the meme was created.

History

Early History

South Sudanball doesn't have much pre-colonial history. He was born as a 8-icon 8ball. It has been owned by several African kingdoms, until eventually falling into the hands of UK-icon UKball.

Modern History

When Sudanball gained independence in 1956, South Sudanball was not happy that he was a part of him one bit. Soon, the First Sudanese Civil War broke out, and in 1972, the Southern Autonomous Republic of Sudanball was created. It lasted until 1983, until the Second Civil War broke out. It ended in 2005, when South Sudanball gained complete self-governence. It got independence in 2011 after a referendum, making it the youngest countryball to be a member of UN-icon UNball. Just two years after independence, it fell into a civil war

Relationships

Friends

Neutral 

  • Sudan-icon Sudanball - Father.We Are Really Friends and He is also the first country to recognize me. BUT YOU ARE OIL THIEF! AND YOU ALSO ARE MAKING IT SO USA-icon The Guy I wish I could put on my friends list but I’m too scared to do so CAN’T BUY MY OIL! YOU ARE MAKING ME POOR! CUT IT OUT or I’ll change my status... He’s probably gonna die from huge protests soon so I should think of a new name…
  • UK-icon UKball Hi Grandad!
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball Well... I don’t recognize him yet. But I MIGHT recognize him in the future against Russia’s wishes

Enemies  

  • USA-icon USAball - Ssssh..... be quiet... Russia is watching me... Thanks for the support, though.... But please remove sanctions...
    • USA-icon You know, you don’t have to put me on here because you like Russia. South Africa is friends with me and Russia and Russia isn’t mad at him.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - 2013 NEVER FORGET! YUO KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE along with USAball AND USED GENOCIDE ON ME!! REMOVE KEBAB ON THE PREMISES!!! YOU TERRORIST!!!! YOU ARE OF WORST JIHAD!!!!!
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Burger puppet who is sanctioning me. totally not saying this because Russia is watching me
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball, India-icon Indiaball, and South Africa-icon South Africaball - BRICS-icon BRICSbrick members that are begging allies of USA-icon burgerFUCKING TRAITORS!!! forgive me, Russia-icon Vodka is watching me...
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball I’m sorry, but Crimea-icon belongs to Russia. god for bid I’m gonna get killed...

Economy

Moneys

As all African countryballs, South Sudanball, isn't doing the best when it comes to economy. Its total GDP is $21.3 billion, putting him behind Burundi-icon Burundiball in this term. The average GDP per capita is $1.978. The main export of South Sudanball is, of course, oil! USAball to liberate him He does genuinely wish USA-icon USAball could buy his oil, but his Sudan-icon father is on the USA’s state sponsors of terrorism list and Khartoum-icon Khartoumball demands a share of the profits from South Sudan’s oil conducts, USAballs oil company’s have no presence in his oil industry.

Living Standards

Half of the people that live in South Sudanball live below the poverty line. In terms of HDI, he is estimated to be 169th out of 188 nations, putting him in the low development category. However, we will never truly know... NO DATA.

Demographics

Because of NO DATA, we can only estimate (approximately 12 million inhabitants). There are around 60 ethnicities and 80 languages in South Sudanball. The most numerous ethnicities are:

  • Dinka
  • Luo
  • Nuer
  • Shilluk
  • Toposa

The life expectancy, at 56 years, is very low. Nearly two out of every three people in his clay live in poverty.

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