If you looked up 'clusterfuck' in the dictionary...well, you wouldn't find anything, because 'clusterfuck' isn't a real word. But if it was, then there'd probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it.Sam O'Nella
South Sudanball is a baby Martian the newest countryball (in 2011) in Africa. He separated from
Sudanball in 2011 because they were having a small quarrel big civil war. Now like most other African countryballs, South Sudanball is having an emo phase bloody civil war. Currently, he is the youngest recognized countryball, at only 10 years old. He is also as of 2021 the only recognized countryball to be created after the meme was created. Also, he is the second inflated rate country in the world.
His national day is 9 July 2011.
Contents
History
Early History
South Sudanball doesn't have much pre-colonial history. He was born as an
8ball. It has been owned by several African kingdoms until eventually falling into the hands of
UKball.
Modern History
When Sudanball gained independence in 1956, South Sudanball was not happy that he was a part of him one bit. Soon, the First Sudanese Civil War broke out, and in 1972, the Southern Autonomous Republic of Sudanball was created. It lasted until 1983 until the Second Civil War broke out. It ended in 2005 when South Sudanball gained complete self-governance. It got independence in 2011 after a referendum, making it the youngest countryball to be a member of
UNball. Just two years after independence, it fell into a civil war, But it actually ended in February 2020, Now South Sudan has to increase its economy after the war aggression happened or else South Sudan would collapse. South Sudan is subdivided into ten states.
Relationships
Friends
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Chinaball,
, Venezuelaball,
Egyptball, and
Angolaball - Thank you for blocking UN Sanctions. -
Kenyaball (formerly),
Ugandaball,
Tanzaniaball,
Rwandaball,
Burundiball - East African Communityball buddies! -
North Koreaball - We started Military Cooperation. But remove nukes... Brrrr... Every day I sleep, worrying about the catastrophic events that can happen because of nukes... -
Russiaball - Good Friend, I support him on Crimea and we both support Syriaball. Wait, HATE MY PEACE DEAL?! I’M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO RECONSIDER MY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU! -
Syriaball - Only Arab I like, we both hate burger Or I’M just saying that so I don’t get anschluss'd by vodkaand are friends of Vodka. -
UNball - I am his newest member. Yay! -
Venezuelaball - South American version of me. -
Israelcube Best friend. This guy gib aid, and he recognized me literally One Day after Independence. But will yuo two stop bickering Plox?! Yuo two are SEPARATE COUNTRIES, period! -
Palestineball Separate country from
Jewish Physics. Please just deal with the clay you got. You wouldn’t want Israel to Anschlussyou, wouldn’t you?
Neutral
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Sudanball - Father. We Are Really Friends and He is also the first country to recognize me. BUT YOU ARE OIL THIEF! AND YOU ALSO ARE MAKING IT SO
The Guy I wish I could put on my friends list but I’m too scared to do so CAN’T BUY MY OIL! YOU ARE MAKING ME POOR! CUT IT OUT or I’ll change my status...He’s probably gonna die from huge protests soon so I should think of a new name… -
UKball - Hi Grandad! BUT WHY DO YUO SUPPORT AMERICA?! -
Kosovoball - Well... I don’t recognize him yet. But I MIGHT recognize him in the future against Russia’s wishes.
Enemies
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Kenyaball - OH YOU ARE THE WORST! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME, YOU ARE STILL A FLAG STEALER! GIB BACK
YOUR SO-CALLED SON TO ME! THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU GIB HIM BACK BIG JERK!!! -
Ilemi Triangleball - YOU ARE A SUCH A LIAR AND A TRAITOR!!! STOP SAYING YOU ARE OF FAKE FATHER YOU ARE MINE! ILEMI IS SOUTH SUDAN FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!! -
USAball - Ssssh..... be quiet... Thanks for the support, though... But please remove sanctions...
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Belarusball - You hates me for no reason. Also how dare you calling me fake Sudan.
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South Koreaball - Friend of burger!! Yuo rekt
Sudanball by 0-8 in a Football But thanks for helping me in one of my village Tonj. You gib more support than your northern brother. -
Ethiopiaball - FUCK YOU AM INDEPENDENT AM NOT PART OF
SUDANBALL! YOU ARE A PUPPET OF THE WEST!! -
NATOball and
EUball - STOP SANCTIONING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! and also
EUball, I'm glad that my Grandad finally left!! -
Liberiaball - We are also supposed to be friends, but... -
ISISball - 2013 NEVER FORGET! YUO KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE AND USED GENOCIDE ON ME!! REMOVE KEBAB ON THE PREMISES!!! YOU TERRORIST!!!! YOU ARE OF WORST JIHAD!!!!! -
Canadaball - Puppet of
Burger and yuo is of sanctioning me. Be friends sometime maybe...?
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Brazilball,
Indiaball, and
South Africaball -
BRICSbrick members that are begging allies of
burger. -
Ukraineball - I’m sorry, but
Crimea belongs to Russia. -
Western Saharaball - I withdrew my recognition! -
Bougainvilleball - YOU LITTLE B*TCH YOU THINK YOU CAN BECOME THE WORLDS NEWEST COUNTRY, BEING THE WORLDS NEWEST COUNTRYBALL IS THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME
Trivia
- He is one of the Cutest and Youngest Character in Polandball.
- He hates
Bougainvilleball because he is really younger than him. - Its flag was similar to
Kenyaball and it was also used to be SPLA. - They Remember back in 1983 where
Sudanball broke again in the Civil war in 1983-2005. - It has extensive oil fields that form the basis of the country’s economy. But since he is landlocked, it runs almost all of its pipelines through his father
Sudanball, After a 2012 dispute with
Sudanball, there is a temporary suspension in production of oil which has shaken the economy. - Its was Religion are
Christian not
Muslim like
Sudanball well i will became a kebab remover someday..... - He is also Get Inflatation 2016-2017 until
Venezuelaball comes to rekt him down.
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