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In Soviet Russia, food eat you
 
— Food in the Soviet Union
Communism in the Soviet Union
 
— bill wurtz

The Soviet Unionball, also called Sovietball, USSRball, CSSRball, or CCCPball or Commieball or Fake Chinaball, was the biggest countryball in the World. He was also one of the first communist countryballs that existed from 1922 to 1991. He can 9remove capitalist USA-icon Pindonisyaball. He can also into throwings Russian-Empire-icon bourgeoisie traitors into a gulag. He was formed in 1922 after the October Revolution in 1917 and collapsed in 1991. One of his favorite songs is Cоветский марш because although USA-icon His Opposite created that game, he of believings that Sovereign-icon he will be of restored soon.

Soviet Unionball wants to remove anyone who disagrees with him (such as USA-icon USAball) unless they into Socialism. He also hates most religion for oppressing the working class, Protestant-icon Protestants, Catholic-icon Catholics, Orthodox-icon Orthodoxes (sometimes), Islam-icon Muslims, Jew-icon Jews, and Buddhism-icon Buddhists. Soviet Unionball also loves starving, torturing people and sending them to gulag for the slightest even no reason. It makes him feel happy.

It is said that his child (and according to some countryballs, reincarnation), Russia-icon Russiaball is meant to be his successor and secretly spread his father's influence. It is said that his soul still lingers, influencing Russia-icon Russiaball and waiting to be resurrected from the dead.

He is still partially alive in Novorossiya (seperatist)-icon Novorossiyaball, since Donetsk-Republic-icon Donetsk People's Republicball proclaimed to be the successor of Donetsk–Krivoy Rog Soviet Republicball and is attempting to bring him back to life.

History

Early History (1903-1939) 

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Soviet Unionball was born in 1903, in the 2nd Congress of the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party, he was a communist son of Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball. He tried to kill his father,  Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball in 1905 during the Russian Revolution (1905) but failed. However, he killed his second father, Russian Republic-icon Russian Republicball (formerly Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball, until last February), in October 1917 while he was distracted with France-icon Franceball and UK-icon UKball fighting ReichTime Reichtangle and became Russian SFSR (old)-icon Russian SFSRball. He survived up to 1922 and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of his father's empire, such as the newly independent Poland-icon Polandball, who stopped communism's advance into Europe in March 1920 at the "Miracle" of the Vistula.

In 1922, Russian SFSR (old)-icon Russian SFSRball Anschluss a few balls ( Byelorussian SSRball, Transcaucasian SFSRball, and Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukrainian SSRball, etc.) to form Soviet Unionball. He was widely ostracized by the Western allies of WWI because they did not trust communist balls, especially USA-icon USAball. His economy was boosted in 1928 by the First Five Year Plan and managed to advance in science by making a dead dog's head move that one time. In 1929, USA-icon USAball's economy took a downturn, which pleased Sovietball.

In the 1930s nationalism and the want to be free in Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukrainian SSRball made Sovietball take genocide them, by cutting off grain supplies to his clay and confiscating his clay, and Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukrainian SSRball along with Kazakh ASSR-icon Kazakh ASSRbrick experienced the worst famine in modern history in the winter of 1932-33. Meanwhile, just west of his clay, Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball was gaining clay, more so than Sovietball was, so instead of keeping a strong Germany to hold him back, France-icon Franceball established a pact in 1936 with Sovietball, who was involved in Second Spanish Republic-icon Spanish Republicball's internal conflict that year with the Republican faction, which lost to the Franco-icon Nationalist and Fascist side.

Meanwhile, in 1938, Sovietball had some skirmishes with Japanese-Empire-icon Imperial Japanball's expansion in Manchuria, resulting in a non-aggression pact that year. Meanwhile, Sovietball secretly negotiated a non-aggression pact with Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, trolling France-icon Franceball and splitting up Eastern Europe, especially Polandball's clay. On 1st September 1939, Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball invaded Poland-icon Polandball's clay, followed by Sovietball on the 17th of September, and they met at the agreed demarcation line at Brest-Litovsk, splitting Poland-icon Polandball's clay up. Around this time, Sovietball was setting up gulags in Siberia to send people with different opinions, and also secret police and kidnapping other countryballs who lived near him, like Estonia-icon Estoniaball, Latvia-icon Latviaball, Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball, and Moldova-icon Moldovaball, Imperialising and Anschlussing them. He even tried to annex Finland-icon Finlandball's clay in the Winter War but was beaten back by the more prepared Finland-icon Finlandball even though Finland-icon Finlandball still surrendered clay to him at the end because of casualties and because Finland didn't have enough resources to continue the war.

World War II (3 September 1939- 7 May 1945)

In 1941, after having smashed the face of France-icon Franceball and sent UK-icon Teaball in his clay back, Nazi-icon Fakefriendball broke the non-aggression pact and invaded Sovietball's clay with Operation Barbarossa, along with Hungary-icon Hungaryball, and Romania-icon Romaniaball, and later Finland-icon Finlandball. Nazi-icon Fakefriendball had almost attacked to Moscow-icon Moscowball. He now occupied Ukrainian SSR-icon Ukrainian SSRball, Belarus-icon Byelorussian SSRball, the Estonia-iconLatvia-iconLithuania-icon the Baltics and besieged Leningrad, then reached the outskirts of Moscow by December 1941, but was forced back because Soviet soldiers in Siberia were pulled to the west because the Soviet spy in Japan reported that they had no intention of getting clay. Eventually, Sovietball threw millions of balls to their deaths in the spring, then when Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball tried to take Stalingrad and the Caucasus Mountains, he held out in the city of Stalingrad, then surrounded Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them there, and they surrendered in January of 1943, then Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the Battle of Kursk, afterward being forced back, with Sovietball liberating Minsk, Kiev, Warsaw, and reaching Berlin by February 1945, then Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball committed suicide due to being raped by Soviet Unionball which caused half of the population of Germany to become Slavic. in April or May that year. Afterward, Sovietball declared war on Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball, who surrendered to USA-icon USAball in September 1945, ending the war.

Cold War era (1945-1991)

Main article: Cold War

After World War II, Sovietball instated socialist governments in many of the Eastern and Northern European countryballs he had "liberated", such as Hungary-icon Hungaryball, Romaniaball, and Poland-icon Polandball, while directly annexing others. The part of Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's clay he had occupied was given to his puppet state East Germany-icon East Germanyball. In 1949, relations with the West began to deteriorate rapidly, beginning the Cold War between NATO-icon NATOball and the Soviet Unionball and the Warsaw Pact. In 1950, Sovietball helped North Korea-icon North Koreaball in the Korean War, then put down freedom fighters by East Germany-icon East Germanyball and Hungary-icon Hungaryball in 1953 and 1956. In 1957 he sent Sputnik I into space, making the Cold War between himself and USA-icon USAball, sending himself into space in 1961, but lost being first into the moon when USA-icon USAball got there in 1969. However, USA-iconUSAball lost a proxy war to Vietnam-icon North Vietnamball in 1973 and was forced to pull out of South-East Asia.

The 1980s

USSRball began to make a Soviet-Mind game call Tetris (a Portmanteau of Tetra and Tennis) with 7 letters made of four connected minos in 1984. Then it began to be the best game ever söön tö be övertäken.

I see no God up here...
 
— 'Yuri Gagarin' 1961

Sovietball put down freedom fighters in Czech-icon Czechoslovakiaball in 1968 and started a nuclear power program in Kazakh SSR-icon Kazakh SSRbrick clay. He also developed WMDs in 1949, by spying on USA-icon USAball, and developed ICBMs in 1957. This caused some problems with USA-icon USAball in 1962 when Sovietball placed nuclear missiles on the newly-socialist Cuba-icon Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban missile crisis. There was a brief period of detente between USA-icon USAball and Sovietball in the 1970s, signing SALT I in 1972, but this relapsed into Cold War in 1979 following Sovietball's invasion of Afghan-icon Afghanistanball's clay. USA-icon USAball then led a boycott of the Moscow Olympic games in 1980.

In 1984, Sovietball led his boycott of the Los Angeles Olympics of USA-icon USAball, after the recent Able Archer NATO war-games scare in Germany-icon West Germanyball's clay, and South Korea-icon South Koreaball's jetliner incident earlier the previous year. In 1985, Sovietball installed some freedoms, glasnost, and perestroika, but these led to the SSRballs' criticism of his government. In 1986 the Chernobylball disaster-affected Byelorussian SSR-icon Byelorussian SSRball's health and Sovietball's only comfort was USA-icon USAball's economy taking a downturn in 1987.

By 1989, Sovietball's economy could no longer function properly, because of their ideology is a failure, and he was forced to withdraw from Afghan-icon Afganistanball's clay. The Eastern Bloc Nations also began to leave the Warsaw Pact, tearing down the Iron Curtain, Hungary-icon Hungaryball in May, then East Germany-icon East Germanyball in November, tearing down the Berlin Wall in November 1989, and by 1990, even some of the SSRballs had started to leave Sovietball. Due to the glasnost and perestroika, Sovietball and USAball became frenemies again - with USAball opening the first McDonald's in Moscow. After the August coup in summer 1991, Sovietball split up into 15 states and was succeeded by his biggest son, Russia-icon Russiaball.

Collapse

Sovietball was doing badly as it was but in the 1980s his economy started to drop. The flaws in the union administration and ideology, also extensive defense spending caused many of the Socialist Balls inside to protest. Then in 1985 Gorbachev came and started becoming friends with USA-icon USAball. In 1989 his Warsaw Pact-icon Warsaw Pactball members started to hate communism and broke off. In 1990 Estonia-icon Estoniaball was the first to succeed, and so did a few others soon in 1991 after the military coup, Sovietball got cardiac arrest and died and all the Sovietball countries broke off. On December 30, 2019, Sovietball turned 97 years old. Thanks to Mikhail Gorbachev.

Relationships

Товарищи/Друзья (My Comrades)

  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Are both socialist nations. I gave him some nukes to be protected from the USA-icon Capitalists trying to invade him.
  • PLO-icon PLOball - I help him against the Americans and the Zionists. I always support you against the Imperialist Westerners.
  • China-icon Chinaball - ally after he removed Nationalist Pig until 1969 when mao died he became a fake commie.
  • Warsaw Pact-iconWarsaw Pactball - My alliance! We will remove those capitalist pigs!
  • East Germany-icon True Germanyball - Joined the Warsaw Pact after WWII and part of the Soviet sphere of influence, so nice!
  • German Empire-icon German Empireball - Birthplace of Marx. He also sent Lenin to Russia via train and gave him money to help the revolution. In return, I promoted revolution on his son xaxaxaxa!
  • Poland-icon Communist Polandball - We killed Nazis together! And of communist...
  • Czech-icon Czechoslovakiaball - Of communist and we also killed Nazis! But he was an enemy once. Never forget 1968 when you tried to break free. We OWNED you that year xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
  • Hungary-icon Socialist Hungaryball - Of communists! But was of the enemy once. Never forget 1956 when you tried to break free. But you learned your lesson.
  • Byelorussian SSR-icon Byelorussian SSRball - My cute little daughter! I lub u so much! (Sorry about the Chernobyl incident, I should have told Ukraine to be more careful, and move his damn nuclear factory away from u.)
    • Byelorussian SSR-icon- It's okay daddy, I still love you :)
    • Soviet-icon- :)
  • PR Bulgaria-icon PR Bulgariaball - Good puppet!
  • Derg-icon Dergball-REAL ABYSSINA!!! Not that Abyssinia-icon THAT CAPITALIST PIG
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - thank yuo for removing Murica-icon Burger comrade, he deserved it
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - I gib him my weapons and a large warship for free to repel a stoner capitalist who wanted to slave him again. Our leaders are best friends. (Until 1965 because the commies killed 7 Indonesian generals or so (though the commies we’re affiliated to Chinaball))
  • India-icon Indiaball - Array against him USA-icon (though I don't understand why he needs him). Launched his first satellite with the help of me, now my son Russia-icon helps him in developing his jets, missiles, etc. Helped him in many wars. I wish I had met you before my death. Well done!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Is of communist and real Korea! Was supposed to be soviet puppet but Chinaball interfered!
  • Second Spanish Republic-icon Second Spanish Republicball - Is of friend and ally to the revolution and received our aid against your fascist enemies, but you should try and be more communist. 
  • DR Afghan-icon DR Afghanball - True Afghanistan! I will help you remove Taliban-icon Kebab Anti-Commie Terrorists out of your clay.
  • Gaddafi Libya-icon Libyaball - True Libya! Overthrow his western puppet Libya-icon King. I gib him some weapons. Best Kebab country.
  • Grenada-icon Grenadaball - Other Caribbean Friend, sadly USA-icon Burger invaded him and took out Communism-icon Communism.
  • South Yemen-icon South Yemenball -You are True Yemen!!!
  • Syria-iconBa'athist Iraq-icon Syriaball and Ba'athist Iraqball - They are Gaddafi Libya-icon Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball's friends and they can help him remove Israel-icon Stupid Zionist Nation. I will gib them weapons too.
  • PR Mongolia-icon (1945-1992) PR Mongoliaball - Other Communist friend guy and helped fight against Japanese-Empire Japanese Imperialists
  • Angola-icon Angolaball - Good Communist Friend and I've helped him in his civil war along with Cuba-icon Cuba
  • Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball - Gave him back Trebizond, Van, and Erzurum! But I hate your son Turkey-icon Turkeyball.
  • Eurasian Union-icon Eurasian Unionball - They say that I'm him in disguise, but really, this is just a union-made by Russia. However, reincarnation is real! XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!!
  • Tunceliball - The Only Turkish City that I like! You are even still Communist so very good buddy!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball- Son, plox make me proud. But soon, I will return.

Нейтрально / сложно (Neutral/Complicated)

  • UK-icon UKball (until 1947) - we were buddies during World War II.
  • USA-icon USAball (until 1947) - Helped Soviet Unionball in World War II with the Naziball invasions, but became my archenemy during the Cold War
  • China-icon Chinaball (20st century) - Fuck yuo!!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Son of the capitalist pig. Hates communism. I became better when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited me in 1976. He likes my Russia-icon son so why not?
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Under Colonial Nasser he was a good friend that wanted to destroy Israel-icon Fake Nation but then he started supporting USA-icon USAball and also peace deals with Zionists.
  • RS Romania-icon SR Romaniaball - Is of communist and Warsaw Pact. But STOP CONDEMNING ME OF INVADING CZECHOSLOVAKIA AND STOP CALLING MY COMRADES MY SLAVES, I DIDN'T TREAT YOU LIKE THAT YOU FAKE COMMIE WHO LIKES THAT DAM CAPITALIST PIG! REMOVE CEAUŞESCU! YOU OF LIKINGS NATIONAL-COMMUNIST, A FASCIST COMMIE COMBINATION, SO DISGUSTING!
  • PSR Albania-icon PSR Albaniaball - You are a small crazy bunker lover who likes to close contact with the entire world, pathetic. Your anti-revisionism means that you like to purge tour own people for your interests. When you are of callings me and my comrades "traitors", makes me laugh a LOT because of your idiocy and dimwittedness on your small shitty kebab brain. The only thing I can say to you is to shut up. 
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Was of the first American nation to establish relations with me! I also had an anticlerical law in place back then. But YUO LET TROTSKY DIE YOU FREAK actually thank you for that, he opposed glorious Stalin and got offed for it xaxaxaxa
  • Japan-icon Japanball - You're Neutral. Because you don't complain that i will give back to your islands. But when i died you make ANIME about Soviet Era! Also Nintendo made My game the 2nd best selling. Thank you! :)
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - I sold you some railroad tracks, but why you didn't took the opportunity to be a ERP-icon comrade?? you are also a closet nazi! I also supported you during the falklands war.
  • Yugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball - REVISIONIST AND FAKE COMMUNIST!!!!! But our relations got better after the Tito-Stalin split.

Куклы пиндосов/Enemies

  • France-icon Franceball - Banned communism, and also hated my policies, DIE CAPITALIST PIG!.
  • Murica-icon CAPITALIST PIG - 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 '𝗖𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗶𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗶𝗴'𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗽! 𝗗𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗜 𝗱𝗼! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗔 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗥!!! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗬 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗛 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟!!! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠, 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗨𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗘. 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧? 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗬 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗. 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪 𝗠𝗬 𝗡𝗨𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗬. 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗠𝗘𝗡 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦!!! 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘 ... 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧, 𝗪𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗦! 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗦 ... 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗩𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦!!!!
  • UK-icon UKballJUST LIKE YOUR SON, FORROWING HIS PORICIES AND SPLEADING ANTI-COMMUNIST PLOPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Nazi THE WORST - NAZI SCUM! JUST STAY OUT OF MY GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND! I ALWAYS WAS HATINGS OF YUO, EVEN WHEN WE MADE THAT PACT! AREN'T YUO OF KNOWINGS THAT YUOR IDEOLOGY IS JUST OF CAPITALISM IN DECAY? Your Hitler is a traitor!!! WHY YOU ATTACK ME IN JUNE 1941??? WE HAVE SIGN A PACT!!! YOU TRAITOR!!! EVEN Germany-icon Fake Germany is better than you! I took Kaliningrad Oblast-icon part in you as a spoil of war. ENJOY MY RAPES, SUKA!!! XAXAXAXAXA!!!!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Liar! ALSO, YOU SUCK CAPITALIST PIG'S POOP LIKE CAPITALIST USA DOES YOU FAGET KEBAB IF YOU HAD JOINED US LIKE ALL YOUR TURKIC BROTHERS LIKE KAZAKHSTAN, KYRGYZSTAN, AZERBAIJAN; CRIMEAN TATARS-SIBERIAN TURKS ALONG WITH UZBEKISTAN AND TURKMENISTAN DİD, WE WOULD HAVE CONQUERED (COUGH) (COUGH), I MEAN LIBERATED THE WORLD FROM IMPERIALIST, CAPITALIST SYSTEMS AND GOVERNMENTS AND FUCKING DOMINATED IT WİTH COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM! INSTEAD OF CAPITALIST-IMPERIALIST GAY PRIDES!, ALSO YOU WOULDN'T BE DEALING WİTH THOSE US BACKED PAN-KURDISH, SUICIDE BOMBİNG, HUMAN SHIELDING; WORKER, FARMER EXECUTER AND DONKEY FUCKER SEPARATIST TERRORISTS. HOPE YOU ENJOY GETTING BACK STABBED AND BETRAYED BY NATO DOGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, ESPECIALLY BY UK, USA, GERMONEY THAT GİBS WEAPONS AND VEHICLES TO THE KURDİSH SEPARATISTS FOR FREE WHICH THEY'LL NEVER GIB YOU EVEN IF YOU SELL YOUR LANDS! Good luck not getting your country ruined because of ERDOGAN'S dictatorship! and radical Islam and of course by Syrian refugees which your president trained as a replacement of ISIS! Fuck you little SUKA!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO, YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SSR SOON IN 1983 DURING WORLD WAR 3... HAHAHAHA!!! ALSO I WILL REMOVE TUO! REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE KEBAB!!!
  • Abyssinia-icon Ethiopian Empireball-HAHAHA I killed your capitalist pigdog ruler Selassie Ruler!! LONG LIVE DERG!!!
  • China-icon Chinaball - YUO TRAITOR!!! STUPID MAO, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, PLUS DENG BETRAYED EVERY LEFTIST MOVEMENTS THAT I SUPPORTED, WHY LEAVING ME FIGHTING THE CAPPIES ALONE, WHY????!!!! 1960 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!! YUO ARE OF CAPITALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO WANNA TRADE WITH THE USA HUH!? HOW DARE YUO! STOP TRADING EVERYTHING TO USA NOW!!! THOSE CHINESE ARE TRADING US AROUND THE PACIFIC OCEAN, LIKE IN HERE! NOW REMOVE YUOR TRADING WITH IN LA, LONG BEACH, SAN PEDRO, AND OTHERS! REMOVE OUT OF USA! NOW!!!!! REMOVE OUT OF USA!!!
  • Germany-icon Fake Germanyball - Fake Germany is of the enemy of East Germanyball. YUO INTO FUCKIGN CAPITALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1
  • Russian-Empire-icon Precommunist Russiaball - My very bad father, no matter how much I don't like it. Didn't give me and my siblings enough food, so I had to murder him in 1917.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Capitalist Pig Dog Korea I will destroy you and let North Korea-icon True Korea take your land. I EVEN SHOT YOUR PLANE DOWN FOR TRESPASSING THE GREAT COMMUNIST EMPIRE
  • Finland-icon Vodka stealer - For surviving my invasion!
  • Afghan-icon Afghanistanball - Fake Afghanistan!, For surviving my invasion!
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - For surviving my hockey match! HEY YOU ASSHOLE! STOP THIS HUAWEI SHIT WITH MY SON AND CHINA! YOU THINK YOUR BRAVE ENOUGH TO HURT HIM WITH POLAND, UKRAINE, AND THIS EUROMAIDAN SHIT?! IM WARNING YOU, IM INSIDE HIM AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO TORTURE HIM! Next time we won't be so nice in Piestany...
  • Germany-icon United Germanyball - Left my empire, How dare you!? Oops, of meanings pact.
  • Mikhail Gorbachev - YOU ARE THE WORST SOVIET LEADER EVER! YOU HAD DESTROYED THE GREAT SOVIET EMPIRE! YOU ARE A FAKE CAPITALIST TRAITOR AND A USA-icon BURGER PUPPET SO YOU CAN DESTROY THE GREAT EMPIRE!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE OUR SOVIET EMPIRE ANY BETTER FAKE COMMUNIST!
  • Al-Qaeda-icon Al-Qaedaball and Taliban-icon Talibanball - Some Mujahideens Kebab Anti-Commie terrorists that USA-icon burger created and funded so they can destroy me. Ha, you kebabs can't destroy me SOVIET UNION STRONK and you also can't destroy Afghanistan! Crap!, I should've destroyed you a long time before I fell.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - I hate you. You were terrible even after you got rid of your monarchy. You still collaborated with USA-icon United States of Americaball in the Soviet-Afghan War. You funded Shia Mujahideen rebels against me and contributed towards my loss in Afghan-icon Afghanistan. Also, Azerbaijan SSR-icon Azerbaijan SSRball belongs to me and that is how it's going to be.
  • Somalia-icon Somaliaball- CAPALIST PIG TRAITOR!! YOU ARE A FAKE COMMIE AND A SCUM!!! OGEDON IS ETHIOPIA!!!!!!! I WILL REMOVE YOU AND China-icon CHINKO OUT OF THERE!!!!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - I regret recognizing you Fake Country! All your Neighbors should destroy you USA-icon Burger Puppet. I should've never supported your creation I thought you were gonna be my ally but no you choose Burger as a buddy.
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Ha, India will destroy you Burger Puppet. Supported those Western Pigs in DR Afghan-icon Afghanistan
  • Indonesia-icon Suharto - WHAT!!! why are you killing Communism-icon Communists?! I thought we were good friends but now you betrayed me and siding with Burger!! REMOVE SUHARTO!! STUPID CAPITALIST PIGDOG REMOVING GLORIOUS SUKARNO!!!
  • Italy-icon Italyball - You will never nuke me with USA-icon Burger's nukes, you fascist idiot.
  • Chile-icon Chileball - Yuo were being into friends with me and Cuba, but then you listened to that USA-icon burger and threw communists from helicopters! REMOVE PINOCHET!!
  • Democratic Kampuchea-icon Democratic Kampucheaball - You're Very Crazy and you are friends with China-icon Fake Communist so not your friend.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - Western Kebab Pig that also supported and created those western pig terrorists in DR Afghan-icon Afghanistan.
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Remove Kebab American Capitalists!!!!!! Malay Commies true Malaysia!!!!! but he was the first to win against me.....Damn you... and he did visit me in my land... he even met Russia-iconmy son. что хорошее время, наши дипломатические отношения между мной и им были сохранены до того дня, я умру

Soviet Socialist Republics

Split of USSRball

How to draw

Drawing Soviet Unionball is very very simple :

  1. Color in red on the base circle
  2. Draw the emblem of the sickle and hammer at the left end
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished

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