|“||In Soviet Russia, food eat you||”|
— Food in the Soviet Union
|“||Communism in the Soviet Union||”|
— bill wurtz
The Soviet Unionball, also called Sovietball, USSRball, CSSRball, or CCCPball or Commieball or Fake Chinaball, was the biggest countryball in the World. He was also one of the first communist countryballs that existed from 1922 to 1991. He can 9remove capitalist Pindonisyaball. He can also into throwings bourgeoisie traitors into a gulag. He was formed in 1922 after the October Revolution in 1917 and collapsed in 1991. One of his favorite songs is Cоветский марш because although His Opposite created that game, he of believings that he will be of restored soon.
Soviet Unionball wants to remove anyone who disagrees with him (such as USAball) unless they into Socialism. He also hates most religion for oppressing the working class, Protestants, Catholics, Orthodoxes (sometimes), Muslims, Jews, and Buddhists. Soviet Unionball also loves starving, torturing people and sending them to gulag
for the slightest even no reason. It makes him feel happy.
It is said that his child (and according to some countryballs, reincarnation), Russiaball is meant to be his successor and secretly spread his father's influence. It is said that his soul still lingers, influencing Russiaball and waiting to be resurrected from the dead.
He is still partially alive in Novorossiyaball, since Donetsk People's Republicball proclaimed to be the successor of Donetsk–Krivoy Rog Soviet Republicball and is attempting to bring him back to life.
Early History (1903-1939)
Soviet Unionball was born in 1903, in the 2nd Congress of the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party, he was a communist son of Russian Empireball. He tried to kill his father, Russian Empireball in 1905 during the Russian Revolution (1905) but failed. However, he killed his second father, Russian Republicball (formerly Russian Empireball, until last February), in October 1917 while he was distracted with Franceball and UKball fighting Reichtangle and became Russian SFSRball. He survived up to 1922 and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of his father's empire, such as the newly independent Polandball, who stopped communism's advance into Europe in March 1920 at the "Miracle" of the Vistula.
In 1922, Russian SFSRball Anschluss a few balls ( Byelorussian SSRball, Transcaucasian SFSRball, and Ukrainian SSRball, etc.) to form Soviet Unionball. He was widely ostracized by the Western allies of WWI because they did not trust communist balls, especially USAball. His economy was boosted in 1928 by the First Five Year Plan and managed to advance in science by making a dead dog's head move that one time. In 1929, USAball's economy took a downturn, which pleased Sovietball.
In the 1930s nationalism and the want to be free in Ukrainian SSRball made Sovietball take genocide them, by cutting off grain supplies to his clay and confiscating his clay, and Ukrainian SSRball along with Kazakh ASSRbrick experienced the worst famine in modern history in the winter of 1932-33. Meanwhile, just west of his clay, Nazi Germanyball was gaining clay, more so than Sovietball was, so instead of keeping a strong Germany to hold him back, Franceball established a pact in 1936 with Sovietball, who was involved in Spanish Republicball's internal conflict that year with the Republican faction, which lost to the Nationalist and Fascist side.
Meanwhile, in 1938, Sovietball had some skirmishes with Imperial Japanball's expansion in Manchuria, resulting in a non-aggression pact that year. Meanwhile, Sovietball secretly negotiated a non-aggression pact with Nazi Germanyball, trolling Franceball and splitting up Eastern Europe, especially Polandball's clay. On 1st September 1939, Nazi Germanyball invaded Polandball's clay, followed by Sovietball on the 17th of September, and they met at the agreed demarcation line at Brest-Litovsk, splitting Polandball's clay up. Around this time, Sovietball was setting up gulags in Siberia to send people with different opinions, and also secret police and kidnapping other countryballs who lived near him, like Estoniaball, Latviaball, Lithuaniaball, and Moldovaball, Imperialising and Anschlussing them. He even tried to annex Finlandball's clay in the Winter War but was beaten back by the more prepared Finlandball even though Finlandball still surrendered clay to him at the end because of casualties and because Finland didn't have enough resources to continue the war.
World War II (3 September 1939- 7 May 1945)
In 1941, after having smashed the face of Franceball and sent Teaball in his clay back, Fakefriendball broke the non-aggression pact and invaded Sovietball's clay with Operation Barbarossa, along with Hungaryball, and Romaniaball, and later Finlandball. Fakefriendball had almost attacked to Moscowball. He now occupied Ukrainian SSRball, Byelorussian SSRball, the the Baltics and besieged Leningrad, then reached the outskirts of Moscow by December 1941, but was forced back because Soviet soldiers in Siberia were pulled to the west because the Soviet spy in Japan reported that they had no intention of getting clay. Eventually, Sovietball threw millions of balls to their deaths in the spring, then when Nazi Germanyball tried to take Stalingrad and the Caucasus Mountains, he held out in the city of Stalingrad, then surrounded Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them there, and they surrendered in January of 1943, then Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the Battle of Kursk, afterward being forced back, with Sovietball liberating Minsk, Kiev, Warsaw, and reaching Berlin by February 1945, then Nazi Germanyball committed suicide
due to being raped by Soviet Unionball which caused half of the population of Germany to become Slavic. in April or May that year. Afterward, Sovietball declared war on Japanese Empireball, who surrendered to USAball in September 1945, ending the war.
Cold War era (1945-1991)
- Main article: Cold War
After World War II, Sovietball instated socialist governments in many of the Eastern and Northern European countryballs he had "liberated", such as Hungaryball, Romaniaball, and Polandball, while directly annexing others. The part of Nazi Germanyball's clay he had occupied was given to his puppet state East Germanyball. In 1949, relations with the West began to deteriorate rapidly, beginning the Cold War between NATOball and the Soviet Unionball and the Warsaw Pact. In 1950, Sovietball helped North Koreaball in the Korean War, then put down freedom fighters by East Germanyball and Hungaryball in 1953 and 1956. In 1957 he sent Sputnik I into space, making the Cold War between himself and USAball, sending himself into space in 1961, but lost being first into the moon when USAball got there in 1969. However, USAball lost a proxy war to North Vietnamball in 1973 and was forced to pull out of South-East Asia.
USSRball began to make a Soviet-Mind game call Tetris (a Portmanteau of Tetra and Tennis) with 7 letters made of four connected minos in 1984. Then it began to be the best game ever
söön tö be övertäken.
|“||I see no God up here...||”|
— 'Yuri Gagarin' 1961
Sovietball put down freedom fighters in Czechoslovakiaball in 1968 and started a nuclear power program in Kazakh SSRbrick clay. He also developed WMDs in 1949, by spying on USAball, and developed ICBMs in 1957. This caused some problems with USAball in 1962 when Sovietball placed nuclear missiles on the newly-socialist Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban missile crisis. There was a brief period of detente between USAball and Sovietball in the 1970s, signing SALT I in 1972, but this relapsed into Cold War in 1979 following Sovietball's invasion of Afghanistanball's clay. USAball then led a boycott of the Moscow Olympic games in 1980.
In 1984, Sovietball led his boycott of the Los Angeles Olympics of USAball, after the recent Able Archer NATO war-games scare in West Germanyball's clay, and South Koreaball's jetliner incident earlier the previous year. In 1985, Sovietball installed some freedoms, glasnost, and perestroika, but these led to the SSRballs' criticism of his government. In 1986 the Chernobylball disaster-affected Byelorussian SSRball's health and Sovietball's only comfort was USAball's economy taking a downturn in 1987.
By 1989, Sovietball's economy could no longer function properly, because of their ideology is a failure, and he was forced to withdraw from Afganistanball's clay. The Eastern Bloc Nations also began to leave the Warsaw Pact, tearing down the Iron Curtain, Hungaryball in May, then East Germanyball in November, tearing down the Berlin Wall in November 1989, and by 1990, even some of the SSRballs had started to leave Sovietball. Due to the glasnost and perestroika, Sovietball and USAball became frenemies again - with USAball opening the first McDonald's in Moscow. After the August coup in summer 1991, Sovietball split up into 15 states and was succeeded by his biggest son, Russiaball.
Sovietball was doing badly as it was but in the 1980s his economy started to drop. The flaws in the union administration and ideology, also extensive defense spending caused many of the Socialist Balls inside to protest. Then in 1985 Gorbachev came and started becoming friends with USAball. In 1989 his Warsaw Pactball members started to hate communism and broke off. In 1990 Estoniaball was the first to succeed, and so did a few others soon in 1991 after the military coup, Sovietball got cardiac arrest and died and all the Sovietball countries broke off. On December 30, 2019, Sovietball turned 97 years old. Thanks to Mikhail Gorbachev.
Товарищи/Друзья (My Comrades)
- Cubaball - Are both socialist nations. I gave him some nukes to be protected from the Capitalists trying to invade him.
- PLOball - I help him against the Americans and the Zionists. I always support you against the Imperialist Westerners.
- Chinaball - ally after he removed Nationalist Pig until 1969 when mao died he became a fake commie.
- Warsaw Pactball - My alliance! We will remove those capitalist pigs!
- True Germanyball - Joined the Warsaw Pact after WWII and part of the Soviet sphere of influence, so nice!
- German Empireball - Birthplace of Marx. He also sent Lenin to Russia via train and gave him money to help the revolution. In return, I promoted revolution on his son xaxaxaxa!
- Communist Polandball - We killed Nazis together! And of communist...
- Czechoslovakiaball - Of communist and we also killed Nazis! But he was an enemy once. Never forget 1968 when you tried to break free. We OWNED you that year xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
- Socialist Hungaryball - Of communists! But was of the enemy once. Never forget 1956 when you tried to break free. But you learned your lesson.
- Byelorussian SSRball - My cute little daughter! I lub u so much! (Sorry about the Chernobyl incident, I should have told Ukraine to be more careful, and move his damn nuclear factory away from u.)
- PR Bulgariaball - Good puppet!
- Dergball-REAL ABYSSINA!!! Not that THAT CAPITALIST PIG
- Vietnamball - thank yuo for removing Burger comrade, he deserved it
- Indonesiaball - I gib him my weapons and a large warship for free to repel a stoner capitalist who wanted to slave him again. Our leaders are best friends. (Until 1965 because the commies killed 7 Indonesian generals or so (though the commies we’re affiliated to Chinaball))
- Indiaball - Array against him (though I don't understand why he needs him). Launched his first satellite with the help of me, now my son helps him in developing his jets, missiles, etc. Helped him in many wars. I wish I had met you before my death. Well done!
- North Koreaball - Is of communist and real Korea!
Was supposed to be soviet puppet but Chinaball interfered!
- Second Spanish Republicball - Is of friend and ally to the revolution and received our aid against your fascist enemies, but you should try and be more communist.
- DR Afghanball - True Afghanistan! I will help you remove Kebab Anti-Commie Terrorists out of your clay.
- Libyaball - True Libya! Overthrow his western puppet King. I gib him some weapons. Best Kebab country.
- Grenadaball - Other Caribbean Friend, sadly Burger invaded him and took out Communism.
- South Yemenball -You are True Yemen!!!
- Syriaball and Ba'athist Iraqball - They are Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball's friends and they can help him remove Stupid Zionist Nation. I will gib them weapons too.
- PR Mongoliaball - Other Communist friend guy and helped fight against Japanese Imperialists
- Angolaball - Good Communist Friend and I've helped him in his civil war along with Cuba
- Ottoman Empireball - Gave him back Trebizond, Van, and Erzurum! But I hate your son Turkeyball.
- Eurasian Unionball - They say that I'm him in disguise, but really, this is just a union-made by Russia. However, reincarnation is real! XAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!!
- Tunceliball - The Only Turkish City that I like! You are even still Communist so very good buddy!
- Russiaball- Son, plox make me proud.
But soon, I will return.
Нейтрально / сложно (Neutral/Complicated)
- UKball (until 1947) - we were buddies during World War II.
- USAball (until 1947) - Helped Soviet Unionball in World War II with the Naziball invasions, but became my archenemy during the Cold War
- Chinaball (20st century) - Fuck yuo!!
- Philippinesball - Son of the capitalist pig. Hates communism. I became better when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited me in 1976. He likes my son so why not?
- Egyptball - Under Colonial Nasser he was a good friend that wanted to destroy Fake Nation but then he started supporting USAball and also peace deals with Zionists.
- SR Romaniaball - Is of communist and Warsaw Pact. But STOP CONDEMNING ME OF INVADING CZECHOSLOVAKIA AND STOP CALLING MY COMRADES MY SLAVES, I DIDN'T TREAT YOU LIKE THAT YOU FAKE COMMIE WHO LIKES THAT DAM CAPITALIST PIG! REMOVE CEAUŞESCU! YOU OF LIKINGS NATIONAL-COMMUNIST, A FASCIST COMMIE COMBINATION, SO DISGUSTING!
- PSR Albaniaball - You are a small crazy bunker lover who likes to close contact with the entire world, pathetic. Your anti-revisionism means that you like to purge tour own people for your interests. When you are of callings me and my comrades "traitors", makes me laugh a LOT because of your idiocy and dimwittedness on your small shitty kebab brain. The only thing I can say to you is to shut up.
- Mexicoball - Was of the first American nation to establish relations with me! I also had an anticlerical law in place back then. But YUO LET TROTSKY DIE YOU FREAK
actually thank you for that, he opposed glorious Stalin and got offed for it xaxaxaxa
- Japanball - You're Neutral. Because you don't complain that i will give back to your islands. But when i died you make ANIME about Soviet Era! Also Nintendo made My game the 2nd best selling. Thank you! :)
- Argentinaball - I sold you some railroad tracks, but why you didn't took the opportunity to be a comrade??
you are also a closet nazi!I also supported you during the falklands war.
- Yugoslaviaball - REVISIONIST AND FAKE COMMUNIST!!!!! But our relations got better after the Tito-Stalin split.
- Franceball - Banned communism, and also hated my policies, DIE CAPITALIST PIG!.
- CAPITALIST PIG - 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 '𝗖𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗶𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗶𝗴'𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗽! 𝗗𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗜 𝗱𝗼! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗔 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗥!!! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗬 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗛 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟!!! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠, 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗨𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗘. 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧? 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗬 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗. 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪 𝗠𝗬 𝗡𝗨𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗬. 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗠𝗘𝗡 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦!!! 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘 ... 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧, 𝗪𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗦! 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗦 ... 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗩𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦!!!!
- UKball - JUST LIKE YOUR SON, FORROWING HIS PORICIES AND SPLEADING ANTI-COMMUNIST PLOPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- THE WORST - NAZI SCUM! JUST STAY OUT OF MY GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND! I ALWAYS WAS HATINGS OF YUO, EVEN WHEN WE MADE THAT PACT! AREN'T YUO OF KNOWINGS THAT YUOR IDEOLOGY IS JUST OF CAPITALISM IN DECAY? Your Hitler is a traitor!!! WHY YOU ATTACK ME IN JUNE 1941??? WE HAVE SIGN A PACT!!! YOU TRAITOR!!! EVEN Fake Germany is better than you! I took part in you as a spoil of war. ENJOY MY RAPES, SUKA!!! XAXAXAXAXA!!!!
- Turkeyball - Liar! ALSO, YOU SUCK CAPITALIST PIG'S POOP LIKE CAPITALIST USA DOES YOU FAGET KEBAB IF YOU HAD JOINED US LIKE ALL YOUR TURKIC BROTHERS LIKE KAZAKHSTAN, KYRGYZSTAN, AZERBAIJAN; CRIMEAN TATARS-SIBERIAN TURKS ALONG WITH UZBEKISTAN AND TURKMENISTAN DİD, WE WOULD HAVE CONQUERED (COUGH) (COUGH), I MEAN LIBERATED THE WORLD FROM IMPERIALIST, CAPITALIST SYSTEMS AND GOVERNMENTS AND FUCKING DOMINATED IT WİTH COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM! INSTEAD OF CAPITALIST-IMPERIALIST GAY PRIDES!, ALSO YOU WOULDN'T BE DEALING WİTH THOSE US BACKED PAN-KURDISH, SUICIDE BOMBİNG, HUMAN SHIELDING; WORKER, FARMER EXECUTER AND DONKEY FUCKER SEPARATIST TERRORISTS. HOPE YOU ENJOY GETTING BACK STABBED AND BETRAYED BY NATO DOGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, ESPECIALLY BY UK, USA, GERMONEY THAT GİBS WEAPONS AND VEHICLES TO THE KURDİSH SEPARATISTS FOR FREE WHICH THEY'LL NEVER GIB YOU EVEN IF YOU SELL YOUR LANDS! Good luck not getting your country ruined because of ERDOGAN'S dictatorship! and radical Islam and of course by Syrian refugees which your president trained as a replacement of ISIS! Fuck you little SUKA!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO, YOU WILL BE MY NEXT SSR SOON IN 1983 DURING WORLD WAR 3... HAHAHAHA!!! ALSO I WILL REMOVE TUO! REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE KEBAB!!!
- Ethiopian Empireball-HAHAHA I killed your capitalist pigdog ruler Selassie Ruler!! LONG LIVE DERG!!!
- Chinaball - YUO TRAITOR!!! STUPID MAO, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, PLUS DENG BETRAYED EVERY LEFTIST MOVEMENTS THAT I SUPPORTED, WHY LEAVING ME FIGHTING THE CAPPIES ALONE, WHY????!!!! 1960 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!! YUO ARE OF CAPITALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO WANNA TRADE WITH THE USA HUH!? HOW DARE YUO! STOP TRADING EVERYTHING TO USA NOW!!! THOSE CHINESE ARE TRADING US AROUND THE PACIFIC OCEAN, LIKE IN HERE! NOW REMOVE YUOR TRADING WITH IN LA, LONG BEACH, SAN PEDRO, AND OTHERS! REMOVE OUT OF USA! NOW!!!!! REMOVE OUT OF USA!!!
- Fake Germanyball - Fake Germany is of the enemy of East Germanyball. YUO INTO FUCKIGN CAPITALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1
- Precommunist Russiaball - My very bad father, no matter how much I don't like it. Didn't give me and my siblings enough food, so I had to murder him in 1917.
- South Koreaball - Capitalist Pig Dog Korea I will destroy you and let True Korea take your land. I EVEN SHOT YOUR PLANE DOWN FOR TRESPASSING THE GREAT COMMUNIST EMPIRE
- Vodka stealer - For surviving my invasion!
- Afghanistanball - Fake Afghanistan!, For surviving my invasion!
- Canadaball - For surviving my hockey match! HEY YOU ASSHOLE! STOP THIS HUAWEI SHIT WITH MY SON AND CHINA! YOU THINK YOUR BRAVE ENOUGH TO HURT HIM WITH POLAND, UKRAINE, AND THIS EUROMAIDAN SHIT?! IM WARNING YOU, IM INSIDE HIM AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO TORTURE HIM! Next time we won't be so nice in Piestany...
- United Germanyball - Left my empire, How dare you!? Oops, of meanings pact.
- Mikhail Gorbachev - YOU ARE THE WORST SOVIET LEADER EVER! YOU HAD DESTROYED THE GREAT SOVIET EMPIRE! YOU ARE A FAKE CAPITALIST TRAITOR AND A BURGER PUPPET SO YOU CAN DESTROY THE GREAT EMPIRE!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE OUR SOVIET EMPIRE ANY BETTER FAKE COMMUNIST!
- Al-Qaedaball and Talibanball - Some Mujahideens Kebab Anti-Commie terrorists that burger created and funded so they can destroy me. Ha, you kebabs can't destroy me SOVIET UNION STRONK and you also can't destroy Afghanistan! Crap!, I should've destroyed you a long time before I fell.
- Iranball - I hate you. You were terrible even after you got rid of your monarchy. You still collaborated with United States of Americaball in the Soviet-Afghan War. You funded Shia Mujahideen rebels against me and contributed towards my loss in Afghanistan. Also, Azerbaijan SSRball belongs to me and that is how it's going to be.
- Somaliaball- CAPALIST PIG TRAITOR!! YOU ARE A FAKE COMMIE AND A SCUM!!! OGEDON IS ETHIOPIA!!!!!!! I WILL REMOVE YOU AND CHINKO OUT OF THERE!!!!
- Israelcube - I regret recognizing you Fake Country! All your Neighbors should destroy you Burger Puppet. I should've never supported your creation I thought you were gonna be my ally but no you choose Burger as a buddy.
- Pakistanball - Ha, India will destroy you Burger Puppet. Supported those Western Pigs in Afghanistan
- Suharto - WHAT!!! why are you killing Communists?! I thought we were good friends but now you betrayed me and siding with Burger!! REMOVE SUHARTO!! STUPID CAPITALIST PIGDOG REMOVING GLORIOUS SUKARNO!!!
- Italyball - You will never nuke me with Burger's nukes, you fascist idiot.
- Chileball - Yuo were being into friends with me and Cuba, but then you listened to that burger and threw communists from helicopters! REMOVE PINOCHET!!
- Democratic Kampucheaball - You're Very Crazy and you are friends with Fake Communist so not your friend.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Western Kebab Pig that also supported and created those western pig terrorists in Afghanistan.
- Malaysiaball - Remove Kebab American Capitalists!!!!!! Malay Commies true Malaysia!!!!!
but he was the first to win against me.....Damn you... and he did visit me in my land... he even met my son. что хорошее время, наши дипломатические отношения между мной и им были сохранены до того дня, я умру
Soviet Socialist Republics
- Russian SFSRball - Biggest of member! Also successor state
- Transcaucasus SFSRballs - An amazing, founding nation of mi- actually no I'm going to split you.
- Ukrainian SSRball - Another founding nation! Thankings for spreading the revolution!
No food for you XAXAXAXA!
- Byelorussian SSRball - Last of four founding republics, very horosho! And of the cutest member!
- Kazakh SSRbrick - Very good republic and contains much outer space stuff, can into Cosmos
- Azerbaijan SSRball - Thank you for spreading the socialist revolution!
- Armenian SSRball - Kebab removing comrade!
- Georgian SSRball - Comrade Stalin was born here!
- Uzbek SSRball - Valued communist comrade!
- Tajik SSRball - Yuo is proof, not all kebab are bad!
- Kirghiz SSRball - Member of great USSR!
- Lithuanian SSRball - Anschlussed after the glorious union defeated the Nazis!
- Latvian SSRball - Forced him to help end Nazis for USSR!
- Karelo-Finnish SSRball - My apology for you not wanting to stay, comrade!
NKVD for yuo, xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
- Moldovan SSRball - Birthplace of Transnistriaball!
- Estonian SSRball - Fucking Bitch AND ALSO WORST SOVIET REPUBLIC I EVER SEEN!
NKVD for yuo too, xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!
Split of USSRball
- Postcommunist Czechiaball - Split of Czechoslovakiaball.
- Postcommunist Serbiaball - Identical to Albaniaball.
- Postcommunist Slovakiaball - Split of Czechoslovakiaball.
- Postcommunist Sloveniaball- Identical to Albaniaball.
- Postcommunist Bulgariaball - Identical to Albaniaball.
- Post-soviet Armeniaball - Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Azerbaijanball - Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Belarusball - Split of USSRball. (Still very cute though)
- Post-soviet Estoniaball - Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Georgiaball -Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Kazakhbrick - Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Kyrgyzstanball - Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Latviaball -Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Lithuaniaball - Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Moldovaball - Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Tajikistanball - Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Turkmenistanball Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Ukraineball - Split of USSRball. (Of fucking traitorous blyat!)
- Post-soviet Uzbekistanball Split of USSRball.
- Post-soviet Russiaball - Split of USSRball. (I am living inside him as a refugee)
- Precommunist Polandball - Not communist, as opposed to the USSRball. Also 1920 of the worst year of my life... (
I got left with puny Ukraineball, who literally is nothing more than a brat.l )Happy 100th anniversary though.
- Transnistriaball - He still remembers me!
(he is of my favorite)
How to draw
Drawing Soviet Unionball is very very simple :
- Color in red on the base circle
- Draw the emblem of the sickle and hammer at the left end
- Draw the eyes and you've finished