St. Louisball is a Missourian city.

In 1877 he pulled an early Brexit (retroactively known as St. Lexit) when he seceded from the St. Louis county, complaining of "taxation without representation" like his adoptive father USAball did to UKball more than 100 years earlier. At the time, he was bigger than Chicagoball, who would overtake him. Though, quite soon, and by 1900 he was the fourth largest city after New York Cityball, Chicagoball and Philadelphiaball. In 1904, he could into both World's Fair and Olympics. However, after the post-WWII suburbanization, Stlexit began to backfire on him when St Louis county took the Missouriball largest county crown from him and continues to grow. To add further insult, in 1990 Kansas Cityball became the largest city in Missouri. But, together with the County and all the others in eastern Missouri, they formed the largest metro.

As a rival of Kansas Cityball he wins their baseball games, they win former football games. He is also enemies with Saskatoonball, since the Blues almost moved there in 1986.

He loves his baseball team, the Cardinals, who have won 16 World Series, the second most out of every baseball team. He also loves his hockey team, the Blues, which has made the playoffs six times in a row.  In the 2018-2019 season, his team started off in dead last, but after a night by several of the players in a bar in Philadelphiaball where a drunk guy requested the song "Gloria" by Laura Branigan at regular intervals, they adopted it as their unofficial victory song for home games and went on an incredible run which culminated in winning their first Stanley Cup over Bostonball's Bruins in 7 games.

His Football team, the Rams, was stolen by Los Angelesball.

He is famous for having the Anheuser-Busch brewery, where Budweiser beer is made.

You can only live North of Delmar Boulevard if poor.




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