I may be worth half a cent, but you can't break me.
— Surinamese proverb

Surinameball has a surname is a countryball in South America. He is the only country in South America to have Dutch-icon.png dutch as an official language. He also has developed a Malta-icon.png weird mix of lenguages creolelenguage called 3-icon.png Sranan Tongo.


It was colonized by the Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball until 1975. In 1948 Suriname-icon.png Surinameball was able to vote for the Prime Minister of the Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball for the first time and he gained Dutch Suriname-icon.png self governance in 1962. The origins of these reforms can be traced to the days in which the Netherlands-icon.png Dutch goverment was exiled in London-icon.png Londonball and UK-icon.png UKball (probably) whispered to Netherlands-icon.png him: "Hey, you should turn your colonies into dominions or constituent countries just like UK-icon.png I did.

In 1982 the Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball liked him until he killed 15 people in the Murders and USA-icon.png USAball also started to hate him slightly. In 1985 some 3-icon.png 3balls revolted and Suriname-icon.png Surinameball thought: "Hey, I can crush them like bug." And he did not "crush them like bug", causing 10,000 3-icon.png 3balls to flee into neighbouring French Guyana-icon.png French Guianaball. Now he is of Dutch-icon.png dutch and Sealand-icon.png irrelevant. Just like Guyana-icon.png Guyanaball, he has a large India-icon.png Indian (South Asian) population. He cannot into space. He can into surname

Flag Colors

Japanese Laurel 55, 126, 63 C56-M0-Y50-K51 #377E3F
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Cadmium Purple 180, 10, 45 C0-M94-Y75-K29 #B40A2D
Deep Lemon 236, 200, 29 C0-M15-Y88-K7 #ECC81D




  • France-icon.png Franceball - Bonjour!
  • French Guyana-icon.png French Guyanaball - He's my cousing and a French-icon.png FRENCH SON OF A B**** THAT DOESN'T RECOGNIZE MY F****** CLAIMS JUST LIKE Guyana-icon.png Guyanaball.
  • Guyana-icon.png Guyanaball - My cousin, he doesn't recognize my claims but IT'S OKAY I CAN SIMPLY LEAVE YOU OUT OF MY SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-AMAZING SHERIF BIRTHDAY PARTY I DON'T NEED YOU


  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - RECOGNIZE MY CLAIMS RIGHT NOW YOU DUMB Mexico-icon.png TACO!!!
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Sorry, but I have to Withdraw yuor Recognition. Wait, what's dat? I am the first country to do so? Then that’s great! Screw you!


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