Börk börk börk!
 
Sweden-icon.png Sweden
Marvel at everything, even the most commonplace.
 
— Carl von Linné

Swedenball, also known as Super Smash Bros. ball Börkball or Sweetenball, öfficially knöwn as the Kingdöm öf Gamers Swedenball (Konungariket Sverige) is PewDiePie, the King of Yöutube a sövereign state ön the Scandinavian peninsula. His clay is cömpösed of möre than a billiön Minecraft blöcks 20 subdivisiöns knöwn as gövernörates, including his capital Stockholm-icon.png Stöckhölmball, giving him a tötal area öf 450 295 square kilömeters, making him the 55th largest cöuntry in the wörld, and 16th in Euröpe. He is the 89th most pöpulöus cöuntry in the wörld and the 33rd most pöpular human migration destination in the wörld.

Being a Nördic cöuntry in Nörthern Euröpe, Sweden has membership in the Nordic Council-icon.png Nördic Cöuncil, EU-icon.png Euröpean Uniön, and the Arctic Council-icon.png Arctic Cöuncil. However, despite the invitations, Sweden has refused to accept membership in NATO-icon.png NATÖ and has remained neutral since the early 19th century.

Do not let his neutrality fööl yöu, even thöugh it is a cöuntry that has not föught in wars för 200 years, Swedenball has öne of the best furniture shops möst advanced military industries in the wörld. Swedenball is the third-largest expörter of war material in the world, behind önly Israel-icon.png Israelcube and Russia-icon.png Russiaball. But despite the advanced and cömprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful cöuntry in terms of internatiönal cönflicts. In fact, the last war Swedenball was invölved in was in 1814 against Norway-icon.png Nörwayball.

Due tö his neutral status, Swedenball is sömetimes möcked by öther cöuntryballs as a "naïve little butterfly" whö is accepting of all cöuntries (even when söme öf them, like Somalia-icon.png Sömaliaball, begin tö överride). Swedenball likes to ignöre these jökes, being an överlty-tölerant and sensitive cöuntryball.

His natiönal day is the 6th öf June and his Zödiac sign is Gemini.

History

Vikingar

Sweden was pillaging with his bröthers and sisters in Euröpe for a löng time, back when he was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly travelled east to Miklagård, Serkland, and Österled, but alsö töök part in expeditiöns towards Western Euröpe. Sweden was the last Nördic country tö be Christianized because Sweden was a very believer öf the Norse-icon.png Nörse Paganism, his Uppsala Temple was even a hub öf pagan activities. Alsö, Sweden is the Nördic cöuntry with möst öf the Runic Inscriptions, especially in the prövince öf Uppland.

Medieval

When he göt back höme, he started to fight his sisters and bröthers. After a löt öf fighting, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball förced him tö jöin Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar Uniönball, which Swedenball did nöt like. A few centuries later, he rebelled against Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and became an independent kingdöm again in the 16th century after that then he alsö decided tö become Prötestant, thöugh it was mainly tö take all the money that the churches in Swedenball had been cöllecting.

Stormaktstiden

He föught in the Thirty Years War against HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball (lead by öur glöriöus Gustavus Adölphus!). Gustavus Adölphus spread Protestant-icon.png Protestantism, made Swedenball Swedish Empire-icon.png great strönk power, and töök many clays! Höwever, strönk pöwer ended after Tsardom of Russia-icon.png Tsardöm öf Russiaball, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Pöland-Lithuaniaball declared war ön him. Karl XII was strönk general king that wön many battles (Narva, Kliszów) but löst at Pöltava and was banished tö Ottoman-icon.png kebab. Karl returned tö Swedenball later, invaded Norway-icon.png Nörwayball, and died.

Mödern

After the Great Nördic War, Swedenball became very liberal, until 1772 when Gustav III said he nö longer was. Napöleön happened to France-icon.png Franceball and Swedenball was yet again at war with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball. Sweden löst Finland-icon.png Finlandball tö Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball in the war öf 1809, after that Swedenball was forced intö war with UK-icon.png UKball by France-icon.png Franceball, but nöbödy died. Swedenball göt a new prince, Carl Jöhan, and jöined against France-icon.png Franceball. Because he did sö well in the war, Swedenball received Norway-icon.png Nörwayball as a gift, but Norway-icon.png Nörwayball did nöt like that. Swedenball förced Norway-icon.png Norwayball intö the uniön and became Sweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-Norwayball until 1905. During this time, Sweden alsö invented dynamite.

World War I

Sweden was neutral during WW1. Höwever, he was sympathetic to böth sides, trading with böth the Central and Allied pöwers, and even briefly cö-öccupied Aland-icon.png Ålandball with German Empire-icon.png Germanyball.

World War II

Swedenball alsö maintained neutrality during the Secönd Wörld War, which he is very pröud öf. This time, he was extremely cautiöus tö avöid the fate öf his Nördic brethren and attempted tö avöid döing sömething that cöuld inflame Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball tö allöw him tö use his transit system during Öperation Barbarössa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball alsö traded steel with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, something the Reich desperately needed. Ön the öther hand, höwever, he was sympathetic to Jewish refugees, sheltering many fröm Norway-icon.png Nörwayball and Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball fröm the Hölöcaust.

Postwar Era

Swedenball was öne öf the very first neutral natiöns in WWII tö jöin UN-icon.png UNball. Because his industry wasn't decimated by the war, he helped Nörthern Euröpe recöver för the decades föllöwing 1945.

During the Cöld War, he decided tö maintain his strict neutrality pölicy. He still had strönger relatiöns with NATO-icon.png NATÖball and allies, thöugh, as he feared a pössible attack fröm Soviet-icon.png Söviet Uniönball. Despite this, he refused NATO-icon.png NATÖ membership in fears öf viölating his neutral pölicy and angering the Söviets.

Möre recently, Sweden established the glöbal furniture cömpany BÖRKEA IKEA and has made many famöus videös and cömputer games, and many öf them have themes such as war and törture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and Wörld in Cönflict, in some cases Minecraft) tö fuel his need för viölence. He recently let söme steam öut and decided tö participate and suppört multiple peacekeeping missiöns and wars against terrörists, finally ending his true neutrality. While he still has rediscövered söme öf his förmer blöödlusts, he still is relatively neutral and öffered tö höld summits för multiple leaders.

Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. He is öne of the few Euröpean balls that cörrectly takes care öf immigrants. Öften, native Swedes and immigrants live and integrate peacefully. Höwever, there have been söme exceptions with far-right wingers staging prötests and viölent refugees.

Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Göat in Gävle, but most Höliday seasöns, it gets burned döwn, but Sweden keeps building it nö matter höw many times it gets burned döwn.

In early 2019, Sweden had a massive brain freeze and is trying tö get Switzerlandball tö gib chöcölates.


Sweden nöw CARES a löt aböut Climate Change and Greta Thunberg is sömeöne Swedenball can really trust tö change the wörld.

Nö burning the wörld för BÖRKS!

Flag Cölörs

Main Cölörs

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Medium Persian Blue 0, 106, 167 C100-M37-Y0-K35 #006AA7
Philippine Yellöw 254, 204, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FECC00

Relatiönships

Friends/Vänner

Swedenball is kind öf friends with everyöne, but the möst impörtant önes:

  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I recögnize yöur genöcide and we alsö böth hate Turkey-icon.pngSomalia-icon.pngPakistan-icon.png kebabs. And alsö a friend öf Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Can intö legalize LGBT and he is my Liberal friend acröss the Atlantic. I especially löve Justin Trudeau. Gööd jöb in the IIHF. I gave Elias Pettersson tö the Vancöuver Canucks! He is the best höckey player för Vancöuver! I alsö löve Vancöuver and Burnaby!
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Canada's best friend. He wön the Eurövisiön 2016 which I hösted. Crimea-icon.png Crimea is yöurs.
  • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Adöptive bröther and he hates Russia but we are höckey rivals. My secönd clösest friend, BUT ÅLAND IS MY CLAY! GIB ALAND BACK OR ELSE I ANSCHLUSS YOU!!!!!
  • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - My best and lövely brother at Nördic. My öther half. We're still each öther either Karma Uniön and the United Kingdöm with each öther. He söunds like me. Just like Elsa and Anna!!!
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - He is  My bröther, BUT WHY DÖ YOU SUPPÖRT Russia-icon.png RUSSIA!!??
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - He let me intö EU-icon.png EUball and he alsö can intö allöwing kebabs intö his clay. But he löves France-icon.png Stupid wife. At least he hates Italy-icon.png Italyball.
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Friend because we böth hate NATO-icon.png Western imperialists. Also, we böth hate Turkey-icon.png Saudi Arabia-icon.png kebabs. Sö he is still fine.
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - My best friend with whöm I play Minecraft and alsö yöu are the önly öne whö understands me aböut "Börk" !! Yöu are my favöurite clay ön vacatiön fröm the Visigöths!
  • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - My Asian friend, he löves Farang! he thinks farang = ATM möre than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year, one of his descents Thaiboy Digital is part of a Swedish Musical Group called drain gang.
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Gööd friend. I give very gööd fighter jets fröm SAAB. I tried to defeat Germany-icon.png Germanyball för him, but I failed. Sö, yöu think yöu like saying HUE? I am BÖRKing. He once recorded a video on You Tube with a song I wrote called DotA ... it became a meme on the Internet !!!
  • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Anöther Söuth American friend whö played fair with me in the wörld cup. (0-0)
  • Bolivia-icon.png Böliviaball - I like him because he hates Chile-icon.png HölaSöyGerman. He is friends with Russia-icon.png Russiaball thöugh, like my öther Söuth American friends, but he is still my friend. But höw dare yuö becöme anti-imperialist again? I though yuö were changed. BRUH :(
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indönesiaball - Friends fröm the Söutheast wörld, He very likes IKEA and H&M.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thanks för translating Caramelldansen in yöur language, I appreciate it!
  • USA-icon.png USAball - I KICKED YÖUR ASS IN HÖCKEY ÖN MAY 19th 2018 in the IIHF! but he öf gettings revenge ön me by beating me 2-0 in wömen's söccer. Nice playing thöugh. Söme öf his states are crap because yöu knöw, pölice brutality and crime, I am really glad Biden wön the electiön, because I hated Trump.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - she is an ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball member just like Thailand-icon.png Thailandball and Indonesia-icon.png Indönesiaball. she alsö likes H&M. I have löng been her develöpment partner. Me, Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, USA-icon.png USAball, and öthers supplied her with military equipment. We alsö share the same yellöw shade. I am finally building the biggest IKEA störe in the wörld inside her!
  • Poland-icon.png Pölandball - Yöu are an ÖK Slavic friend. I am glad tö have business with yöu.
  • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - We are gööd friends as öf töday but we föught a löt back in the past, Great Nörthern War för example. And he still rambles aböut me taking his clay. We still fight sömetimes nöwadays GIB SKAUNE DANSKJAVEL!!! We göt a löve/hate relatiönship. Thanks för hösting the IIHF 2018! I wön the Göld Match för the 2nd cönsecutive time! It's sad tö get yöur ass kicked by Latvia but dön't wörry, I beat him för yöu in the Quarterfinals. Alsö, Minecraft > Legö
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - !!!93 PÖINTS!!! HÖW?! HÖW DID THIS HAPPEN?! Cöngratulatiöns Duncan. Yöu deserved it. I dön't have möney tö höst it again anyway. *söb söb* Höw did I get just 93 pöints? *söb söb*
  • Estonia-icon.png Estöniaball - I dön't hate her because of Nördic. we are actually gööd friends. We cööperate ön öf a pröject, and has a uniön in my clay. We used tö öwn them, but that was löng agö. BUT FÖR LAST TIME, ESTÖNIA CANNÖT INTÖ NÖRDIC! Am very sörry aböut M/S Estönia btw but we aren't enemies in real life.
    • Estonia-icon.png - Thank yuo, I will never forget what happen in 1994. I don't see why I cannot into Nordic. Off to making YTP on PewDiePie
  • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Baltic friend. We böth hate Italy-icon.png Italyball. While I eat pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana, he eats pizza with ketchup.
  • Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball - Best Middle Eastern friend. We hate Turkey-icon.png kebab and ISIS-icon.png terrörists.
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - 2nd best Middle Eastern friend. I will suppört yöu against Israel-icon.png the Arab killer.
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - We can böth intö neutrality and similar names (nöt that Sweeten - Sweeterland thing)
  • PewDiePie - We were förmerly enemies until my peöple think yuö are epic. But sadly yuö möved to UK-icon.png UKball.

Neutral

  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Lööks like yöu are murdering pöör Palestine! E̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶y̶öu̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶n̶'̶t̶ Just stöp killing them! Let them have mercy and I recögnize them because I am sick öf yöu killing Arabs.
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Gööd neutral friend. But 1-0 I beat yuö! and i wasFight with with Denmark-icon.png Danmark!!!! Because My island becöme DANISH!!!! and my weakness is Spray it oil to me (-By Norway-icon.png )
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Dude I am söö sörry för what happened tö yöur töurists in öur territöry; blame the pölice girls för this stupidity. I take respönsibility för this. In additiön, yöu must stöp suppressing Muslims and Christians in our clay. AND ALSO AMBÖLISH THE HÖNG KÖNG NSL!!!!! Swedish Empire-icon.png Ör öne day yuör capital will becöme Stöckhölm. Swedish Empire-icon.png
  • North Korea-icon.png Nörth Köreaball - Unlike möst Western cöuntries, I have gööd relatiöns with him. I alsö acted as the prötecting pöwer of American interests in Nörth Körea för cönsular matters. He recently met with Donald Trump-icon.png Cheetö Hitler Dönald Trump in Singapore-icon.png Tringapöre. Any Körea is gööd. Plöx pay debt för 1000 Völvös. Alsö, my Thailand-icon.png wife helped get Nörth Körean refugees tö South Korea-icon.png Söuth Köreaball. BUT HOW DARE YÖU FIRE YÖUR NUKES ANYWHERE?? REMÖVE MISSILES AND DAMN NUKES!!!!! Alsö impröve yöur pöör human rights recörd plöx!
  • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesötaball - His heritage was Nörwayball, my ugly bröther, and he has the möst Swedish-American peöple.
  • Oman-icon.png Omanball - Avicii died here...*starts crying söftly*
    • Oman-icon.png: Don't cry, he was of a great man. My deepest condolences to you. RIP Avicii.
  • NATO-icon.png NATÖball - Actually, I was helping him but nöt anymöre. I am a neutral cöuntryball and yöu still let me attack söme peöple! I ÅM NEUTRAL! GET ÅWÄY FRÖM ME!!!
  • Turkey-icon.png Kebab - I dön't knöw whö he is but I am nöt a kebab that he sömetimes claims. I am nöt göing tö be a kebab because yöu are bullying pöör Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball and Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball. But, yöu can intö börk. Alsö, we böth recögnize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and hating Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - While we were enemies in the past, he's looking to improve relations. Plus I helped him in his coalitions with France-icon.png France But 1721 never forget and stop being a pussy sometimes and Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball isn't yöurs its part öf Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball.
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - She feels very sad because 49 Islam-icon.png Kebabs were shöt dead in an act öf extremist natiönalism. But at least they are not following you everywhere
  • Chile-icon.png Chileball (irl) You're a good guy but please chill about me taking your fame. We're good now

Enemies/Fiender

MÖNSTERS!!! (WÖRST ENEMIES!!!)

Fun Facts

  • Swedish wasn't Sweden's main language until 2009.
  • Yöu can't name yöur child 'IKEA', 'Elvis' or 'brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" in Sweden.
  • North Korea-icon.png Nörth Köreaball öwes Sweden €300m for 1000 Völvös he stöle 40 years agö
  • Swedenball can intö renewable energy. He has the pöwer tö turn garbage intö electricity and even buys garbage fröm Nörwayball för energy.
  • Sweden had a Charles VII, but nö Charles I, II, III, or IV.
  • King Eric XIII became a pirate after he löst the thröne.
  • 89% öf Swedes speak English as a secönd language.
  • The öfficial Twitter accöunt @Sweden is given tö a randöm citizen tö manage every week but nöw, starting ön September 30th, will be the last ever pöst as Curatörs öf Sweden ends.
  • He can intö EU-icon.png Euröpean Uniön (EU), but is nöt in NATO-icon.png NATÖ.
  • The exact förmatiön date öf Sweden is unknöwn, thöugh it is believed tö be unified aröund 970 tö the 12th century. It is the önly cöuntry nöt tö have an exact föundation date.

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Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from the South (Prehistoric Europeans)Svealand-icon.png Medieval SwedenballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballSwedish Empire-icon.png Swedish EmpireballSweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-Norwayball
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Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
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Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar Unionball
Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
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