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— Carl von Linné
Swedenball, öfficially knöwn as the Kingdöm öf Swedenball (Konungariket Sverige) is
Pewdiepie a sövereign state ön the Scandinavian peninsula. His clay is cömpösed of 20 subdivisions knöwn as governörates, including his capital Stöckhölmball, giving him a tötal area öf 450 295 square kilömeters, making him the 55th largest cöuntry in the wörld, and 16th in Euröpe. He is the 89th most pöpulöus cöuntry in the wörld and the 33rd most pöpular human migration destination in the wörld.
Being a Nördic cöuntry in Nörthern Euröpe, Sweden has membership in böth the Nördic Cöuncil, Euröpean Uniön, and the Arctic Cöuncil. However, despite the invitations, Sweden has refused to accept membership in NATÖ and has remained neutral since the early 19th century.
Do not let his neutrality fööl yöu, even thöugh it is a cöuntry that has not föught in wars för 200 years, Swedenball has öne of the möst advanced military industries in the wörld. Swedenball is the third-largest expörter of war material in the world, behind önly Israelcube and Russiaball. But despite the advanced and cömprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful cöuntry in terms of internatiönal cönflicts. In fact, the last war Swedenball was invölved in was in 1814 against Nörwayball.
Due to his neutral status, Swedenball is sömetimes möcked by öther cöuntryballs as a "naïve little butterfly" whö is accepting of all cöuntries (even when söme öf them, like Sömaliaball, begin tö överride). Swedenball likes to ignöre these jökes, being an överlty-tölerant and sensitive cöuntryball.
His national day is 6th June and his Zodiac sign is Gemini.
Sweden was pillaging with his brothers and sisters in Europe for a long time, back when he was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly traveled east to Miklagård, Serkland, and Österled, but also took part in expeditions towards Western Europe. Sweden was the last Nordic country to be Christianized because Sweden was a very believer of the Norse Paganism, his Uppsala Temple was even a hub of pagan activities. Also, Sweden is the Nordic country with most of the Runic Inscriptions, especially in the province of Uppland.
When he got back home he started to fight his sisters and brothers. After a lot of fighting Denmarkball forced him to join Kalmar Unionball, which Swedenball did not like. A few centuries later he rebelled against Denmarkball and became an independent kingdom again in the 16th century after that then he also decided to become Protestant, though it was mainly to take all the money that the churches in Swedenball had been collecting.
He fought in the Thirty Years War against Holy Roman Empireball lead by our glorious Gustavus Adolphus! Gustavus Adolphus spread Protestantism, made Swedenball great stronk power, and took many clays! However stronk power ended after Tsardom of Russiaball, Denmarkball and Poland-Lithuaniaball declared war on him. Karl XII was stronk general king that won many battles (Narva, Kliszów) but lost at Poltava and was banished to kebab. Karl returned to Swedenball later, invaded Norwayball, and died.
After the Great Nordic War, Swedenball became very liberal, until 1772 when Gustav III said he no longer was. Napoleon happened to Franceball and Swedenball was yet again at war with Russiaball. Sweden lost Finlandball to Russiaball in the war of 1809, after that Swedenball was forced into war with UKball by Franceball but nobody died. Swedenball got a new prince, Carl Johan, and joined against Franceball. Because he did so well in the war Swedenball received Norwayball as a gift, but Norwayball did not like that. Swedenball forced Norwayball into the union and became Sweden-Norwayball until 1905. During this time Sweden also invented dynamite.
Swedenball also maintained neutrality during the Second World War, which he is very proud of. This time, he was extremely cautious to avoid the fate of his Nordic brethren and attempted to avoid doing something that could inflame Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball to allow him to use his transit system during Operation Barbarossa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball also traded steel with Nazi Germanyball, something the Reich desperately needed. On the other hand, however, he was sympathetic to Jewish refugees, sheltering many from Norwayball and Denmarkball from the Holocaust.
Swedenball was one of the very first neutral nations in WWII to join UNball. Because his industry wasn't decimated by the war, he helped Northern Europe recover for the decades following 1945.
During the Cold War, he decided to maintain his strict neutrality policy. He still had stronger relations with NATOball and allies, though, as he feared a possible attack from Soviet Unionball. Despite this, he refused NATO membership in fears of violating his neutral policy and angering the Soviets.
More recently, Sweden established the global furniture company
BÖRKEA IKEA and has made many famous videos and computer games, and many of them have themes such as war and torture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and World in Conflict, in some cases Minecraft) to fuel his need for violence. He recently let some steam out and decided to participate and support multiple peacekeeping missions and wars against terrorists, finally ending his true neutrality. While he still has rediscovered some of his former bloodlusts, he still is relatively neutral and offered to hold summits for multiple leaders.
Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. He is one of the few European balls that correctly takes care of immigrants. Often, native Swedes and immigrants live and integrate peacefully. However, there have been some exceptions with far-right wingers staging protests and violent refugees.
Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Goat in Gävle, but most Holiday seasons, it gets burned down, but Sweden keeps building it no matter how many times it gets burned down.
In early 2019, Sweden had a massive brain freeze and is trying to get Switzerlandball to gib chocolates.
Sweden now CARES a lot about Climate Change and Greta Thunberg is someone Swedenball can Really trust to change the world.
No Burning the World for BORKS!
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Mina Kompisar (My Friends)
Swedenball is kind of friends with everyone, but the most important ones:
- Canadaball - Can into legalize LGBT and he is my Liberal friend across the Atlantic. I especially love Justin Trudeau. Good job in the IIHF. I gave Elias Pettersson to the Vancouver Canucks! He is the best hockey player for Vancouver! I also love Vancouver and Burnaby!
- Finlandball - Adoptive brother and he hates Russia but we are hockey rivals. My second closest friend. BUT ÅLAND IS MY CLAY!
- Norwayball - My best and lovely brother at Nordic. My other half.We're still each other either Karma Union and the United Kingdom with each other. He sounds like me. Just like Elsa and Anna!!!
- Germanyball - He let me into EUball and he also can into allowing kebabs into his clay. But he loves Stupid wife. At least he hates Italyball.
- Serbiaball - Friend because we both hate Western imperialists because it is lead by
Cheeto HitlerDonald Trump. Also, we both hate kebabs. So he is still fine.
- Spainball - My best friend with whom I play Minecraft and also you are the only one who understands me about "Börk" !! You are my favorite clay on vacation from the Visigoths!
- Thailandball - My Asian friend, he loves Farang!
he thinks farang = ATMmore than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year.
- Brazilball - Good friend. I give very good fighter jets from SAAB. I tried to defeat Germanyball for him, but I failed. So, you think you like saying HUE? I am BÖRKing.
- Peruball - Another South American friend who played fair with me in the world cup. (0-0)
- Boliviaball - I like him because he hates HolaSoyGerman. He is friends with Russiaball though, like my other South American friends, but he is still my friend.
- Indonesiaball - Friends from the Southeast world, He very likes IKEA and H&M.
- Japanball - Thanks for translating Caramelldansen in your language, I appreciate it!
- USAball -
I KICKED YOUR ASS IN HOCKEY ON MAY 19th 2018 in the IIHF! but he of gettings revenge on me by beating me 2-0 in women's soccer.Nice playing though. Some of his states are crap because you know, police brutality and crime, I also don't like your president. But you've got Fellow Börk which I like.
- Philippinesball - He is an ASEANball member just like Thailandball and Indonesiaball. He also likes H&M. I have long been his development partner. Me, Serbiaball, USAball, and others supplied him with military equipment. I also showed 25 reasons to visit him. We also share the same yellow shade. I am finally building the biggest IKEA store in the world inside him!
- South Koreaball - he likes Minecraft and Geometry Dash. he also hates Italyball. Anyone who hates Italyball is my friend.
- North Koreaball - Unlike most Western countries, I have good relations with him. I also acted as the protecting power of American interests in North Korea for consular matters. He recently met with
Cheeto HitlerDonald Trump in Tringapore. Any Korea is good. Plox pay debt for 1000 Volvos. Also, my wife helped get North Korea refugees to South Koreaball.
- Polandball - You are an OK Slavic friend. I am glad to have business with you.
- Denmarkball - We are good friends as of today but we fought a lot back in the past, Great Northern War for example. And he still rambles about me taking his clay. We still fight sometimes nowadays
GIB SKAUNE DANSKJAVEL!!!We got a love/hate relationship. Thanks for hosting the IIHF 2018! I won the Gold Match for the 2nd consecutive time! it's sad to get your ass kicked by Latvia but don't worry, I beat him for you in the Quarterfinals. Also, Minecraft > Lego
- Netherlandsball -
!!!93 POINTS!!! HOW?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!Congratulations Duncan. You deserved it. I don't have money to host it again anyway. *sob sob* How did I get just 93 points? *sob sob*
- Estoniaball - Actually good friends. We cooperate on of a project, and has a union in my clay. We used to own them, but that was long ago. BUT FOR LAST TIME, ESTONIA CANNOT INTO NORDIC!
- Lithuaniaball - Baltic friend. We both hate Italyball. While I eat pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana, he eats pizza with ketchup.
- Kurdistanball - Best Middle Eastern friend. We hate kebab and terrorists.
- Palestineball - 2nd best Middle Eastern friend. I will support you against the Arab killer.
Vet inte dom (Don't knöw them)
- Israelcube - Looks like you are murdering poor Palestine! E̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶n̶'̶t̶ Just stop killing them! Let them have mercy and I recognize them because I am sick of you killing Arabs.
- Chinaball - Dude I am soo sorry for what happened to your tourists in our territory; blame the police girls for this stupidity. I take responsibility for this.In addition, you must stop suppressing Muslims.
- Minnesotaball - His heritage was Norwayball, my ugly brother, and he has the most Swedish-American people.
- Omanball - Avicii died here...*starts crying softly*
- NATOball - Actually I was helping him but not anymore. I am a neutral countryball and you still let me attack some people! I ÅM NEUTRAL! GET ÅWÄY FRÖM ME!!!
- Kebab - I don't know who he is but I am not a kebab that he sometimes claims. I am not going to be a kebab because you are bullying poor Kurdistan. But, you can into börk. Also We Both Recognize Palestineball
- New Zealandball - He feels very sad because 49 Kebabs were shot dead in an act of extremist nationalism.
Idiot Fiender (Idiöt Enemies)
- Chileball - Hates me because I have more subscribers on Youtube! PEWDIEPIE STRONK!
But not for long
- Franceball - We took their general and made him king. Bernadotte stronk!
- Moroccoball - I dare you, I double dare yuo boycott me or I impose sanctions against you!
- Pizza Brony - Cannot into world cup qualification Höhöhöhöhö! Even Norwayball hates you, as well as Germanyball and South Koreaball!
Also, why did the jury decided you host the 2026 winter Olympics? That’s not fair!
- Somaliaball - OK SOMALIA! I OF HAD ENOUGH OF YUOR IMMIGRATION, I AM NOT YUOR COLONY AND STOP WITH YUOR ARABIC VIKING RAIDS PIRATES STEALING EVERYTHING!!! I WILL OF MONITORING YUO NOW!!! Damned pirates.
No Minecraft and IKEA for yuo
- Uzbekistanball - YUO OF TERRORIST! Yuo of kill börk using truck through Stockholm. Will not stand. BÖÖÖÖRK!
No Minecraft and IKEA for yuo
- Mexicoball - He hates me for no reason.
- Tepliceball - OF STUPID FLAG STEALER ANNOYING.
- Veronaball - OH NO ANOTHER FLAG STEALER!!!AND IS ALSO ITALIAN!!!REMOVE
JÄVLA KUKSUGARNA!!!! (FUCKING CÖCKSUCKERS!!!!)
- Myanmarball - HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY ASIAN WIFE THAILAND!!! THAT'S IT!!! NO MORE BÖRK FOR YOU!!! REMOVE BURMA!!! I HAVE HAD IT!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - HE HATES PEWDIEPIE, BÖRK, IMMIGRANTS, AND GAYS!!! From 2015, I criticized him because he has a low human rights record. However, he blocked me from talking about democracy and women's rights at a gathering of the Arab League in Cairo. I responded by scrapping a major arms deal with him. And from 2018, WHY DO YOU HATE CANADABALL??? THAT IS IT!!! I SUPPORT CANADABALL AGAINST YUO!!! REMOVE THE KEBAB THAT THEY ORIGINATED FROM THAT CLAY!!! (don’t worry, I’m not talking to the other kebabs from their other clays)
- Russiaball - DU ARE THE WORSE IN POLITICS! PUTIN DU SUCK! Russia SUCKS AT HOCKEY! DU EVEN LOST TO CANADA! 1719 NEVER FORGET!!! GETAWAY FROM MY CLAY! REMOVE VODKA! REMOVE YOUR TROOPS FROM ME AND MY LOVELY BROTHERS !!! '
NO MINECRAFT FOR YUO!!!!!!'
- ISISball - DU ÄR EN ELAK IDIOT SOM JAG INTE VILL VARA MED. DU KAN ALDRIG VARA SNÄLL. DU VILL BARA DÖDA ALLA SOM ÄR TREVLIGA. YOU ARE THE REAL DEFINITION OF PURE EVILNESS YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN TO THINK WITH.
- T-Series - YUO WILL NEVER BE YOUTUBE KING PEWDIEPIE STRONK! REMOVE T-SERIES, EAT BEEF LASAGNA! (And even though you won the battle, you lost the war.) (And also stop using sub bots)
- Donald Trump - EUball hates him so I hate him too. CHEETO HITLER!!!
- Covid19(AKA Black Death 2.0) - Oh Shit here we go again......(control yuor virus china!)
- Swedish wasn't Sweden's main language until 2009
- You can name your child 'IKEA', 'Elvis' or 'brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" in Sweden
- North Koreaball owes Sweden €300m for 1000 Volvos he stole 40 years ago
- Swedenball can into renewable energy. He has the power to turn garbage into electricity and even buys garbage from Norwayball for energy
- Sweden had a Charles VII, but no Charles I, II, III, IV.
- King Eric XIII became a pirate after he lost the throne
- 89% of Swedes speak English as a second language
- The official twitter account @Sweden is given to a random citizen to manage every week but now starting on September 30th will be the last ever post as Curators of Sweden ends
- He can into European Union (EU), but is not in NATO
- The exact formation date of Sweden is unknown, though it is believed to be unified around the 970 to the 12th century. It is the only country not to have an exact foundation date.