|“||Börk börk börk!||”|
|“||Marvel at everything, even the most commonplace.||”|
— Carl von Linné
|“||T-Series ain't nothing but a BITCH LASAGNA!||”|
also known as Börkball, öfficially knöwn as the Kingdöm öf Minecraft Swedenball (Konungariket Sverige) is Pewdiepie a sövereign state ön the Scandinavian peninsula. His clay is cömpösed of 20 subdivisions knöwn as governörates, including his capital Stöckhölmball, giving him a tötal area öf 450 295 square kilömeters, making him the 55th largest cöuntry in the wörld, and 16th in Euröpe. He is the 89th most pöpulöus cöuntry in the wörld and the 33rd most pöpular human migration destination in the wörld.
Being a Nördic cöuntry in Nörthern Euröpe, Sweden has membership in böth the Nördic Cöuncil, Euröpean Uniön, and the Arctic Cöuncil. However, despite the invitations, Sweden has refused to accept membership in NATÖ and has remained neutral since the early 19th century.
Do not let his neutrality fööl yöu, even thöugh it is a cöuntry that has not föught in wars för 200 years, Swedenball has öne of the möst advanced military industries in the wörld. Swedenball is the third-largest expörter of war material in the world, behind önly Israelcube and Russiaball. But despite the advanced and cömprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful cöuntry in terms of internatiönal cönflicts. In fact, the last war Swedenball was invölved in was in 1814 against Nörwayball.
Due tö his neutral status, Swedenball is sömetimes möcked by öther cöuntryballs as a "naïve little butterfly" whö is accepting of all cöuntries (even when söme öf them, like Sömaliaball, begin tö överride). Swedenball likes to ignöre these jökes, being an överlty-tölerant and sensitive cöuntryball.
His natiönal day is 6th June and his Zödiac sign is Gemini.
Sweden was pillaging with his bröthers and sisters in Euröpe for a löng time, back when he was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly travelled east to Miklagård, Serkland, and Österled, but alsö töök part in expeditiöns towards Western Euröpe. Sweden was the last Nördic country tö be Christianized because Sweden was a very believer öf the Nörse Paganism, his Uppsala Temple was even a hub öf pagan activities. Alsö, Sweden is the Nördic cöuntry with möst öf the Runic Inscriptions, especially in the prövince öf Uppland.
When he göt back höme, he started to fight his sisters and bröthers. After a löt öf fighting, Denmarkball förced him tö jöin Kalmar Uniönball, which Swedenball did nöt like. A few centuries later, he rebelled against Denmarkball and became an independent kingdöm again in the 16th century after that then he alsö decided tö become Prötestant, thöugh it was mainly tö take all the money that the churches in Swedenball had been cöllecting.
He föught in the Thirty Years War against Holy Roman Empireball (lead by öur glöriöus Gustavus Adölphus!). Gustavus Adölphus spread Protestantism, made Swedenball great strönk power, and töök many clays! Höwever, strönk pöwer ended after Tsardöm öf Russiaball, Denmarkball and Pöland-Lithuaniaball declared war ön him. Karl XII was strönk general king that wön many battles (Narva, Kliszów) but löst at Pöltava and was banished tö kebab. Karl returned tö Swedenball later, invaded Nörwayball, and died.
After the Great Nördic War, Swedenball became very liberal, until 1772 when Gustav III said he nö longer was. Napöleön happened to Franceball and Swedenball was yet again at war with Russiaball. Sweden löst Finlandball tö Russiaball in the war öf 1809, after that Swedenball was forced intö war with UKball by Franceball, but nöbödy died. Swedenball göt a new prince, Carl Jöhan, and jöined against Franceball. Because he did sö well in the war, Swedenball received Nörwayball as a gift, but Nörwayball did nöt like that. Swedenball förced Norwayball intö the uniön and became Sweden-Norwayball until 1905. During this time, Sweden alsö invented dynamite.
Swedenball alsö maintained neutrality during the Secönd Wörld War, which he is very pröud öf. This time, he was extremely cautiöus tö avöid the fate öf his Nördic brethren and attempted tö avöid döing sömething that cöuld inflame Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball tö allöw him tö use his transit system during Öperation Barbarössa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball alsö traded steel with Nazi Germanyball, something the Reich desperately needed. Ön the öther hand, höwever, he was sympathetic to Jewish refugees, sheltering many fröm Nörwayball and Denmarkball fröm the Hölöcaust.
Swedenball was öne öf the very first neutral natiöns in WWII tö jöin UNball. Because his industry wasn't decimated by the war, he helped Nörthern Euröpe recöver för the decades föllöwing 1945.
During the Cöld War, he decided tö maintain his strict neutrality pölicy. He still had strönger relatiöns with NATÖball and allies, thöugh, as he feared a pössible attack fröm Söviet Uniönball. Despite this, he refused NATÖ membership in fears öf viölating his neutral pölicy and angering the Söviets.
Möre recently, Sweden established the glöbal furniture cömpany
BÖRKEA IKEA and has made many famöus videös and cömputer games, and many öf them have themes such as war and törture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and Wörld in Cönflict, in some cases Minecraft) tö fuel his need för viölence. He recently let söme steam öut and decided tö participate and suppört multiple peacekeeping missiöns and wars against terrörists, finally ending his true neutrality. While he still has rediscövered söme öf his förmer blöödlusts, he still is relatively neutral and öffered tö höld summits för multiple leaders.
Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. He is öne of the few Euröpean balls that cörrectly takes care öf immigrants. Öften, native Swedes and immigrants live and integrate peacefully. Höwever, there have been söme exceptions with far-right wingers staging prötests and viölent refugees.
Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Göat in Gävle, but most Höliday seasöns, it gets burned döwn, but Sweden keeps building it nö matter höw many times it gets burned döwn.
In early 2019, Sweden had a massive brain freeze and is trying tö get Switzerlandball tö gib chöcölates.
Sweden nöw CARES a löt aböut Climate Change and Greta Thunberg is sömeöne Swedenball can really trust tö change the wörld.
Nö burning the wörld för BÖRKS!
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Mina Kompisar (My Friends)
Swedenball is kind öf friends with everyöne, but the möst impörtant önes:
- Canadaball - Can intö legalize LGBT and he is my Liberal friend acröss the Atlantic. I especially löve Justin Trudeau. Gööd jöb in the IIHF. I gave Elias Pettersson tö the Vancöuver Canucks! He is the best höckey player för Vancöuver! I alsö löve Vancöuver and Burnaby!
- Finlandball - Adöptive bröther and he hates Russia but we are höckey rivals. My secönd clösest friend, BUT ÅLAND IS MY CLAY! GIB ALAND BACK OR ELSE I ANSCHLUSS YOU!!!!!
- Norwayball - My best and lövely brother at Nördic. My öther half. We're still each öther either Karma Uniön and the United Kingdöm with each öther. He söunds like me. Just like Elsa and Anna!!!
- Germanyball - He let me intö EUball and he alsö can intö allöwing kebabs intö his clay. But he löves Stupid wife. At least he hates Italyball.
- Serbiaball - Friend because we böth hate Western imperialists because it is lead by
Cheetö HitlerDönald Trump. Also, we böth hate kebabs. Sö he is still fine.
- Spainball - My best friend with whöm I play Minecraft and alsö yöu are the önly öne whö understands me aböut "Börk" !! Yöu are my favöurite clay ön vacatiön fröm the Visigöths!
- Thailandball - My Asian friend, he löves Farang!
he thinks farang = ATMmöre than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year.
- Brazilball - Gööd friend. I give very gööd fighter jets fröm SAAB. I tried to defeat Germanyball för him, but I failed. Sö, yöu think yöu like saying HUE? I am BÖRKing. He once recorded a video on You Tube with a song I wrote called DotA ... it became a meme on the Internet !!!
- Peruball - Anöther Söuth American friend whö played fair with me in the wörld cup. (0-0)
- Böliviaball - I like him because he hates HölaSöyGerman. He is friends with Russiaball thöugh, like my öther Söuth American friends, but he is still my friend.
- Indönesiaball - Friends fröm the Söutheast wörld, He very likes IKEA and H&M.
- Japanball - Thanks för translating Caramelldansen in yöur language, I appreciate it!
- USAball -
I KICKED YÖUR ASS IN HÖCKEY ÖN MAY 19th 2018 in the IIHF! but he öf gettings revenge ön me by beating me 2-0 in wömen's söccer.Nice playing thöugh. Söme öf his states are crap because yöu knöw, pölice brutality and crime, I alsö dön't like yöur president. But yöu've göt Fellow Börk which I like.
- Philippinesball - He is an ASEANball member just like Thailandball and Indönesiaball. He alsö likes H&M. I have löng been his develöpment partner. Me, Serbiaball, USAball, and öthers supplied him with military equipment. I alsö showed 25 reasöns tö visit him. We alsö share the same yellöw shade. I am finally building the biggest IKEA störe in the wörld inside him!
- Söuth Köreaball - he likes Minecraft and Geömetry Dash. he alsö hates Italyball. Anyöne whö hates Italyball is my friend.
- Nörth Köreaball - Unlike möst Western cöuntries, I have gööd relatiöns with him. I alsö acted as the prötecting pöwer of American interests in Nörth Körea för cönsular matters. He recently met with
Cheetö HitlerDönald Trump in Tringapöre. Any Körea is gööd. Plöx pay debt för 1000 Völvös. Alsö, my wife helped get Nörth Körean refugees tö Söuth Köreaball. BUT HOW DARE YOU FIRE YOUR NUKES ANYWHERE?? REMOVE MISSILES AND DAMN NUKES!!!!!
- Höng Köngball - Stay ströng, höpe yöu can fight tö demöcracy and freedöm. PewDiePie suppörts yöur prötests, and almöst my whöle clay suppörts yöu töö.
- Pölandball - Yöu are an ÖK Slavic friend. I am glad tö have business with yöu.
- Denmarkball - We are gööd friends as öf töday but we föught a löt back in the past, Great Nörthern War för example. And he still rambles aböut me taking his clay. We still fight sömetimes nöwadays
GIB SKAUNE DANSKJAVEL!!!We göt a löve/hate relatiönship. Thanks för hösting the IIHF 2018! I wön the Göld Match för the 2nd cönsecutive time! It's sad tö get yöur ass kicked by Latvia but dön't wörry, I beat him för yöu in the Quarterfinals. Alsö, Minecraft > Legö
- Netherlandsball -
!!!93 PÖINTS!!! HÖW?! HÖW DID THIS HAPPEN?!Cöngratulatiöns Duncan. Yöu deserved it. I dön't have möney tö höst it again anyway. *söb söb* Höw did I get just 93 pöints? *söb söb*
- Estöniaball - Actually gööd friends. We cööperate ön öf a pröject, and has a uniön in my clay. We used tö öwn them, but that was löng agö. BUT FÖR LAST TIME, ESTÖNIA CANNÖT INTÖ NÖRDIC!
- Lithuaniaball - Baltic friend. We böth hate Italyball. While I eat pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana, he eats pizza with ketchup.
- Kurdistanball - Best Middle Eastern friend. We hate kebab and terrörists.
- Palestineball - 2nd best Middle Eastern friend. I will suppört yöu against the Arab killer.
Vet inte dom (Dön't knöw them)
- Israelcube - Lööks like yöu are murdering pöör Palestine! E̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶y̶öu̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶n̶'̶t̶ Just stöp killing them! Let them have mercy and I recögnize them because I am sick öf yöu killing Arabs.
- Chinaball - Dude I am söö sörry för what happened tö yöur töurists in öur territöry; blame the pölice girls för this stupidity. I take respönsibility för this. In additiön, yöu must stöp suppressing Muslims.
FREE HÖNG KÖNG
- Minnesötaball - His heritage was Nörwayball, my ugly bröther, and he has the möst Swedish-American peöple.
- Omanball - Avicii died here...*starts crying söftly*
- NATÖball - Actually, I was helping him but nöt anymöre. I am a neutral cöuntryball and yöu still let me attack söme peöple! I ÅM NEUTRAL! GET ÅWÄY FRÖM ME!!!
- Kebab - I dön't knöw whö he is but I am nöt a kebab that he sömetimes claims. I am nöt göing tö be a kebab because yöu are bullying pöör Kurdistan. But, yöu can intö börk. Alsö, we böth recögnize Palestineball.
- New Zealandball - He feels very sad because 49 Kebabs were shöt dead in an act öf extremist natiönalism.
Idiot Fiender (Idiöt Enemies)
- Chileball - Hates me because I have möre subscribers ön Yöutube! PEWDIEPIE STRÖNK!
But nöt för löng
- Franceball - We töök their general and made him king. Bernadötte strönk!
- Möröccöball - I dare yöu, I döuble dare yuö böycott me ör I impöse sanctiöns against yöu!
- Pizza Bröny - Cannöt intö wörld cup qualificatiön Höhöhöhöhö! Even Nörwayball hates yöu, as well as Germanyball and Söuth Köreaball!
Alsö, why did the jury decided yöu höst the 2026 Winter Ölympics? That’s nöt fair! But he have Pewd's wife...
- Sömaliaball - Ö'K SÖMALIA! I ÖF HAD ENÖUGH ÖF YUÖR IMMIGRATIÖN, I AM NÖT YUÖR CÖLÖNY AND STÖP WITH YUÖR ARABIC VIKING RAIDS PIRATES STEALING EVERYTHING!!! I WILL ÖF MÖNITORING YUÖ NÖW!!!' Damned pirates.
Nö Minecraft and IKEA för yuö...
- Uzbekistanball - YUÖ ÖF TERRÖRIST! Yuö öf kill börk using truck thröugh Stöckhölm. Will nöt stand. BÖÖÖÖRK!
Nö Minecraft and IKEA för yuö
- Mexicoball - He hates me för nö reasön.
- Tepliceball - ÖF STUPID FLAG STEALER ANNÖYING.
- Verönaball - ÖH NÖ ANÖTHER FLAG STEALER!!! AND IS ALSÖ ITALIAN!!! REMÖVE!!!
JÄVLA KUKSUGARNA!!!! (FUCKING CÖCKSUCKERS!!!!)
- T-Series - BÖBS ÖR VEGANA, WHICHEVER WILL IT BE? SIT THE FUCK DÖWN, T-SERIES, I'M HERE TÖ SPILL THE REAL TEA! YÖU TRY TÖ DETHRÖNE ME FRÖM SPÖT ÖN NUMBER 1, BUT YÖU INDIA YÖU LÖSE SÖ BEST THINK YÖU HAVEN'T WÖN. WHEN I'M THRÖUGH WITH YÖU WE'RE GÖNNA BE CÖMPLETELY FUCKING DÖNE, CUS WE ÖNLY JUST BEGUN, I WITHREW YÖU *CLAP* *CLAP* ZERÖ, BYE BITCH GÖNE!!! SÖ CÖME ÖN, T-SERIES, LÖÖKING HUNGRY FÖR SÖME DRAMA? HERE, LET ME SERVE YÖU BITCH LASAGNA. At least we böth suppört Höng Köng.....
- Ömanball - 2018 WÖRST YEAR ÖF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUÖ KILLED AVICII!!!!!!
- Myanmarball - HÖW DARE YÖU ATTACK MY ASIAN WIFE THAILAND!!! THAT'S IT!!! NÖ MORE BÖRK FÖR YÖU!!! REMÖVE BURMA!!! I HAVE HAD IT!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - HE HATES PEWDIEPIE, BÖRK, IMMIGRANTS, AND GAYS!!! Fröm 2015, I criticized him because he has a löw human rights recörd. Höwever, he blöcked me fröm talking aböut demöcracy and wömen's rights at a gathering öf the Arab League in Cairö. I respönded by scrapping a majör arms deal with him. And from 2018, WHY DÖ YÖU HATE CANADABALL??? THAT IS IT!!! I SUPPÖRT CANADABALL AGAINST YUÖ!!! REMÖVE THE KEBAB THAT THEY ÖRIGINATED FRÖM THAT CLAY!!! (dön’t wörry, I’m nöt talking tö the öther kebabs fröm their öther clays)
- Russiaball - DU ARE THE WÖRSE IN PÖLITICS! PUTIN DU SUCK! Russia SUCKS AT HÖCKEY! DU EVEN LÖST TÖ CANADA! 1719 NEVER FÖRGET!!! GETAWAY FRÖM MY CLAY! REMÖVE VÖDKA! REMÖVE YÖUR TRÖÖPS FRÖM ME AND MY LÖVELY BRÖTHERS !!! '
NÖ MINECRAFT FOR YUÖ!!!!!!'
- ISISball - DU ÄR EN ELAK IDIÖT SOM JAG INTE VILL VARA MED. DU KAN ALDRIG VARA SNÄLL. DU VILL BARA DÖDA ALLA SOM ÄR TREVLIGA. YÖU ARE THE REAL DEFINITIÖN ÖF PURE EVILNESS YÖU DÖNT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN TÖ THINK WITH.
- Dönald Trump - EUball hates him sö I hate him töö. CHEETÖ HITLER!!!
- Cövid19 - Ah shit, here we gö again......(control yuör virus china!)
- Cöcömelön - YÖU WILLL NEVER ÖVERTAKE PEWDIEPIE!!!
- Swedish wasn't Sweden's main language until 2009.
- Yöu can't name yöur child 'IKEA', 'Elvis' or 'brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" in Sweden.
- Nörth Köreaball öwes Sweden €300m for 1000 Völvös he stöle 40 years agö
- Swedenball can intö renewable energy. He has the pöwer tö turn garbage intö electricity and even buys garbage fröm Nörwayball för energy.
- Sweden had a Charles VII, but nö Charles I, II, III, or IV.
- King Eric XIII became a pirate after he löst the thröne.
- 89% öf Swedes speak English as a secönd language.
- The öfficial Twitter accöunt @Sweden is given tö a randöm citizen tö manage every week but nöw, starting ön September 30th, will be the last ever pöst as Curatörs öf Sweden ends.
- He can intö Euröpean Uniön (EU), but is nöt in NATÖ.
- The exact förmatiön date öf Sweden is unknöwn, thöugh it is believed tö be unified aröund 970 tö the 12th century. It is the önly cöuntry nöt tö have an exact föundation date.