Börk börk börk!
Sweden-icon Sweden
Marvel at everything, even the most commonplace.
— Carl von Linné

Swedenball, öfficially knöwn as the Kingdöm öf Swedenball (Konungariket Sverige) is Pewdiepie a sövereign state ön the Scandinavian peninsula. His clay is cömpösed of 20 subdivisions knöwn as governörates, including his capital Stockholm-icon Stöckhölmball, giving him a tötal area öf 450 295 square kilömeters, making him the 55th largest cöuntry in the wörld, and 16th in Euröpe. He is the 89th most pöpulöus cöuntry in the wörld and the 33rd most pöpular human migration destination in the wörld.

Being a Nördic cöuntry in Nörthern Euröpe, Sweden has membership in böth the Nordic Council-icon Nördic Cöuncil, EU-icon Euröpean Uniön, and the Arctic Council-icon Arctic Cöuncil. However, despite the invitations, Sweden has refused to accept membership in NATO-icon NATÖ and has remained neutral since the early 19th century.

Do not let his neutrality fööl yöu, even thöugh it is a cöuntry that has not föught in wars för 200 years, Swedenball has öne of the möst advanced military industries in the wörld. Swedenball is the third-largest expörter of war material in the world, behind önly Israel-icon Israelcube and Russia-icon Russiaball. But despite the advanced and cömprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful cöuntry in terms of internatiönal cönflicts. In fact, the last war Swedenball was invölved in was in 1814 against Norway-icon Nörwayball.

Due to his neutral status, Swedenball is sömetimes möcked by öther cöuntryballs as a "naïve little butterfly" whö is accepting of all cöuntries (even when söme öf them, like Somalia-icon Sömaliaball, begin tö överride). Swedenball likes to ignöre these jökes, being an överlty-tölerant and sensitive cöuntryball.

His national day is 6th June and his Zodiac sign is Gemini.



Sweden was pillaging with his brothers and sisters in Europe for a long time, back when he was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly traveled east to Miklagård, Serkland, and Österled, but also took part in expeditions towards Western Europe. Sweden was the last Nordic country to be Christianized because Sweden was a very believer of the Norse-icon Norse Paganism, his Uppsala Temple was even a hub of pagan activities. Also, Sweden is the Nordic country with most of the Runic Inscriptions, especially in the province of Uppland.


When he got back home he started to fight his sisters and brothers. After a lot of fighting Denmark-icon Denmarkball forced him to join Kalmar Union-icon Kalmar Unionball, which Swedenball did not like. A few centuries later he rebelled against Denmark-icon Denmarkball and became an independent kingdom again in the 16th century after that then he also decided to become Protestant, though it was mainly to take all the money that the churches in Swedenball had been collecting.


He fought in the Thirty Years War against HRE-icon Holy Roman Empireball lead by our glorious Gustavus Adolphus! Gustavus Adolphus spread Protestant-icon Protestantism, made Swedenball Swedish Empire-icon great stronk power, and took many clays! However stronk power ended after Tsardom of Russia-icon Tsardom of Russiaball, Denmark-icon Denmarkball and Poland-Lithuania-icon Poland-Lithuaniaball declared war on him. Karl XII was stronk general king that won many battles (Narva, Kliszów) but lost at Poltava and was banished to Ottoman-icon kebab. Karl returned to Swedenball later, invaded Norway-icon Norwayball, and died.


After the Great Nordic War, Swedenball became very liberal, until 1772 when Gustav III said he no longer was. Napoleon happened to France-icon Franceball and Swedenball was yet again at war with Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball. Sweden lost France-icon Finlandball to Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball in the war of 1809, after that Swedenball was forced into war with UK-icon UKball by France-icon Franceball but nobody died. Swedenball got a new prince, Carl Johan, and joined against France-icon Franceball. Because he did so well in the war Swedenball received Norway-icon Norwayball as a gift, but Norway-icon Norwayball did not like that. Swedenball forced Norway-icon Norwayball into the union and became Sweden-Norway-icon Sweden-Norwayball until 1905. During this time Sweden also invented dynamite.

World War I

Sweden was neutral during WW1. However, he was sympathetic to both sides, trading with both the Central and Allied powers, and even briefly co-occupied Aland-icon Ålandball with German Empire-icon Germanyball.

World War II

Swedenball also maintained neutrality during the Second World War, which he is very proud of. This time, he was extremely cautious to avoid the fate of his Nordic brethren and attempted to avoid doing something that could inflame Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball to allow him to use his transit system during Operation Barbarossa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball also traded steel with Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, something the Reich desperately needed. On the other hand, however, he was sympathetic to Jewish refugees, sheltering many from Norway-icon Norwayball and Denmark-icon Denmarkball from the Holocaust.

Postwar Era

Swedenball was one of the very first neutral nations in WWII to join UN-icon UNball. Because his industry wasn't decimated by the war, he helped Northern Europe recover for the decades following 1945.

During the Cold War, he decided to maintain his strict neutrality policy. He still had stronger relations with NATO-icon NATOball and allies, though, as he feared a possible attack from Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. Despite this, he refused NATO-icon NATO membership in fears of violating his neutral policy and angering the Soviets.

More recently, Sweden established the global furniture company BÖRKEA IKEA and has made many famous videos and computer games, and many of them have themes such as war and torture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and World in Conflict, in some cases Minecraft) to fuel his need for violence. He recently let some steam out and decided to participate and support multiple peacekeeping missions and wars against terrorists, finally ending his true neutrality. While he still has rediscovered some of his former bloodlusts, he still is relatively neutral and offered to hold summits for multiple leaders.

Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. He is one of the few European balls that correctly takes care of immigrants. Often, native Swedes and immigrants live and integrate peacefully. However, there have been some exceptions with far-right wingers staging protests and violent refugees.

Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Goat in Gävle, but most Holiday seasons, it gets burned down, but Sweden keeps building it no matter how many times it gets burned down.

In early 2019, Sweden had a massive brain freeze and is trying to get Switzerlandball to gib chocolates.

Sweden now CARES a lot about Climate Change and Greta Thunberg is someone Swedenball can Really trust to change the world.

No Burning the World for BORKS!

Flag Cölörs

Main Cölörs

Medium Persian Blue 0, 106, 167 C100-M37-Y0-K35 #006AA7
Philippine Yellöw 254, 204, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FECC00


Mina Kompisar (My Friends)

Swedenball is kind of friends with everyone, but the most important ones:

  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Can into legalize LGBT and he is my Liberal friend across the Atlantic. I especially love Justin Trudeau. Good job in the IIHF. I gave Elias Pettersson to the Vancouver Canucks! He is the best hockey player for Vancouver! I also love Vancouver and Burnaby!
  • Finland-icon Finlandball - Adoptive brother and he hates Russia but we are hockey rivals. My second closest friend. BUT ÅLAND IS MY CLAY!
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - My best and lovely brother at Nordic. My other half.We're still each other either Karma Union and the United Kingdom with each other. He sounds like me. Just like Elsa and Anna!!!
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - He let me into EU-icon EUball and he also can into allowing kebabs into his clay. But he loves France-icon Stupid wife. At least he hates Italy-icon Italyball.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Friend because we both hate NATO-icon Western imperialists because it is lead by Donald Trump-icon Cheeto Hitler Donald Trump. Also, we both hate Turkey-icon Saudi Arabia-icon kebabs. So he is still fine.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - My best friend with whom I play Minecraft and also you are the only one who understands me about "Börk" !! You are my favorite clay on vacation from the Visigoths!
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - My Asian friend, he loves Farang! he thinks farang = ATM more than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Good friend. I give very good fighter jets from SAAB. I tried to defeat Germany-icon Germanyball for him, but I failed. So, you think you like saying HUE? I am BÖRKing.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - Another South American friend who played fair with me in the world cup. (0-0)
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball - I like him because he hates Chile-icon HolaSoyGerman. He is friends with Russia-icon Russiaball though, like my other South American friends, but he is still my friend.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Friends from the Southeast world, He very likes IKEA and H&M.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Thanks for translating Caramelldansen in your language, I appreciate it!
  • USA-icon USAball - I KICKED YOUR ASS IN HOCKEY ON MAY 19th 2018 in the IIHF! but he of gettings revenge on me by beating me 2-0 in women's soccer. Nice playing though. Some of his states are crap because you know, police brutality and crime, I also don't like your president. But you've got Fellow Börk which I like.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - He is an ASEAN-icon ASEANball member just like Thailand-icon Thailandball and Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball. He also likes H&M. I have long been his development partner. Me, Serbia-icon Serbiaball, USA-icon USAball, and others supplied him with military equipment. I also showed 25 reasons to visit him. We also share the same yellow shade. I am finally building the biggest IKEA store in the world inside him!
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - he likes Minecraft and Geometry Dash. he also hates Italy-icon Italyball. Anyone who hates Italy-icon Italyball is my friend.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Unlike most Western countries, I have good relations with him. I also acted as the protecting power of American interests in North Korea for consular matters. He recently met with Donald Trump-icon Cheeto Hitler Donald Trump in Singapore-icon Tringapore. Any Korea is good. Plox pay debt for 1000 Volvos. Also, my Thailand-icon wife helped get North Korea refugees to South Korea-icon South Koreaball.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - You are an OK Slavic friend. I am glad to have business with you.
  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball - We are good friends as of today but we fought a lot back in the past, Great Northern War for example. And he still rambles about me taking his clay. We still fight sometimes nowadays GIB SKAUNE DANSKJAVEL!!! We got a love/hate relationship. Thanks for hosting the IIHF 2018! I won the Gold Match for the 2nd consecutive time! it's sad to get your ass kicked by Latvia but don't worry, I beat him for you in the Quarterfinals. Also, Minecraft > Lego
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - !!!93 POINTS!!! HOW?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! Congratulations Duncan. You deserved it. I don't have money to host it again anyway. *sob sob* How did I get just 93 points? *sob sob*
  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball - Actually good friends. We cooperate on of a project, and has a union in my clay. We used to own them, but that was long ago. BUT FOR LAST TIME, ESTONIA CANNOT INTO NORDIC!
  • Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball - Baltic friend. We both hate Italy-icon Italyball. While I eat pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana, he eats pizza with ketchup.
  • Kurdistan-icon Kurdistanball - Best Middle Eastern friend. We hate Turkey-icon kebab and ISIS-icon terrorists.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - 2nd best Middle Eastern friend. I will support you against Israel-icon the Arab killer.

Vet inte dom (Don't knöw them)

  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Looks like you are murdering poor Palestine! E̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶n̶'̶t̶ Just stop killing them! Let them have mercy and I recognize them because I am sick of you killing Arabs.
  • China-icon Chinaball - Dude I am soo sorry for what happened to your tourists in our territory; blame the police girls for this stupidity. I take responsibility for this.In addition, you must stop suppressing Muslims.
  • Minnesota-icon Minnesotaball - His heritage was Norwayball, my ugly brother, and he has the most Swedish-American people.
  • Oman-icon Omanball - Avicii died here...*starts crying softly*
    • Oman-icon: Don't cry, he was of a great man. My deepest condolences to you. RIP Avicii.
  • NATO-icon NATOball - Actually I was helping him but not anymore. I am a neutral countryball and you still let me attack some people! I ÅM NEUTRAL! GET ÅWÄY FRÖM ME!!!
  • Turkey-icon Kebab - I don't know who he is but I am not a kebab that he sometimes claims. I am not going to be a kebab because you are bullying poor Kurdistan. But, you can into börk. Also We Both Recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - He feels very sad because 49 Islam-icon Kebabs were shot dead in an act of extremist nationalism.

Idiot Fiender (Idiöt Enemies)

  • Chile-icon Chileball - Hates me because I have more subscribers on Youtube! PEWDIEPIE STRONK! India-icon But not for long
  • France-icon  Franceball - We took their general and made him king. Bernadotte stronk!
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - I dare you, I double dare yuo boycott me or I impose sanctions against you!
  • Italy-icon Pizza Brony - Cannot into world cup qualification Höhöhöhöhö! Even Norway-icon Norwayball hates you, as well as Germany-icon Germanyball and South Korea-icon South Koreaball! Also, why did the jury decided you host the 2026 winter Olympics? That’s not fair!
  • Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball - YUO OF TERRORIST! Yuo of kill börk using truck through Stockholm. Will not stand. BÖÖÖÖRK! No Minecraft and IKEA for yuo
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - He hates me for no reason.



Fun Facts

  • Swedish wasn't Sweden's main language until 2009
  • You can name your child 'IKEA', 'Elvis' or 'brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" in Sweden
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball owes Sweden €300m for 1000 Volvos he stole 40 years ago
  • Swedenball can into renewable energy. He has the power to turn garbage into electricity and even buys garbage from Norwayball for energy
  • Sweden had a Charles VII, but no Charles I, II, III, IV.
  • King Eric XIII became a pirate after he lost the throne
  • 89% of Swedes speak English as a second language
  • The official twitter account @Sweden is given to a random citizen to manage every week but now starting on September 30th will be the last ever post as Curators of Sweden ends
  • He can into EU-icon European Union (EU), but is not in NATO-icon NATO
  • The exact formation date of Sweden is unknown, though it is believed to be unified around the 970 to the 12th century. It is the only country not to have an exact foundation date.





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