Börk börk börk!
 
Sweden-icon.png Sweden
Marvel at everything, even the most commonplace.
 
— Carl von Linné

Pewdiepieball Swedenball, alsö knöwn as Börkball ör Sweetenball ör Minecraft's cöuntry, öfficially knöwn as the Kingdöm öf PewDen Gamers Swedenball (Könungariket Sverige) is PewDiePie, the King öf Yöutube a sövereign state ön the Scandinavian peninsula and the authör öf the Böök öf Börk. His clay is cömpösed öf möre than a billiön Minecraft blöcks 20 subdivisiöns knöwn as Minecraft Biömes gövernörateballs, including his capital Stockholm-icon.png Stöckhölmball, giving him a tötal area öf 450 295 Minecraft blöcks square kilömeters, making him the 55th largest cöuntryball in the wörld, and 16th in Euröpe. He is the 89th möst pöpulöus cöuntryball in the wörld and the 33rd möst pöpular human migratiön destinatiön in the wörld.

Being a Nördic cöuntryball in Nörthern Euröpe, Swedenball has membership in the Nordic Council-icon.png Nördic Cöuncil, EU-icon.png Euröpean Uniön, and the Arctic Council-icon.png Arctic Cöuncil. Höwever, despite the invitatiöns, Swedenball has refused tö accept membership in NATO-icon.png NATÖball and has remained neutral since the early 19th century.

Dö nöt let his neutrality fööl yöu, even thöugh it is a cöuntryball that has nöt föught in wars för 200 years, Swedenball has öne öf the best furniture shöps möst advanced military industries in the wörld. Swedenball is the third-largest expörter öf war material in the wörld, behind önly Israel-icon.png Israelcube and Russia-icon.png Russiaball. But despite the advanced and cömprehensive war industry, Swedenball is an extremely peaceful cöuntryball in terms öf internatiönal cönflicts. In fact, the last war Swedenball was invölved in was in 1814 against Norway-icon.png Nörwayball.

Due tö his neutral status, Swedenball is sömetimes möcked by öther cöuntryballs as a "naïve little butterfly" whö is accepting öf all cöuntryballs (even when söme öf them, like Somalia-icon.png Sömaliaball, begin tö överride). Swedenball likes tö ignöre these jökes, being an överlty-tölerant and sensitive cöuntryball.

His natiönal day is the 6th öf June.

Histöry

Vikingar

Sweden was pillaging with his bröthers and sisters in Euröpe för a löng time, back when he was a Viking. Swedish Vikings mainly travelled east tö Miklagård, Serkland, and Österled, but alsö töök part in expeditiöns töwards Western Euröpe. Sweden was the last Nördic cöuntry tö be Christianized because Sweden was a very believer öf the Norse-icon.png Nörse Paganism, his Uppsala Temple was even a hub öf pagan activities. Alsö, Sweden is the Nördic cöuntry with möst öf the Runic Inscriptiöns, especially in the prövince öf Uppland.

Medieval

When he göt back höme, he started tö fight his sisters and bröthers. After a löt öf fighting, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball förced him tö jöin Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar Uniönball, which Swedenball did nöt like. A few centuries later, he rebelled against Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and became an independent kingdöm again in the 16th century after that then he alsö decided tö becöme Prötestant, thöugh it was mainly tö take all the möney that the churches in Swedenball had been cöllecting.

Störmaktstiden

He föught in the Thirty Years War against HRE-icon.png Höly Röman Empireball (lead by öur glöriöus Gustavus Adölphus!). Gustavus Adölphus spread Protestant-icon.png Prötestantism, made Swedenball Swedish Empire-icon.png great strönk pöwer, and töök many clays! Höwever, strönk pöwer ended after Tsardom of Russia-icon.png Tsardöm öf Russiaball, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball and Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Pöland-Lithuaniaball declared war ön him. Karl XII was strönk general king that wön many battles (Narva, Kliszów) but löst at Pöltava and was banished tö Ottoman-icon.png kebab. Karl returned tö Swedenball later, invaded Norway-icon.png Nörwayball, and died.

Mödern

After the Great Nördic War, Swedenball became very liberal, until 1772 when Gustav III said he nö lönger was. Napöleön happened tö France-icon.png Franceball and Swedenball was yet again at war with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball. Sweden löst Finland-icon.png FinlandballRussian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball in the war öf 1809, after that Swedenball was förced intö war with UK-icon.png UKball by France-icon.png Franceball, but nöbödy died. Swedenball göt a new prince, Carl Jöhan, and jöined against France-icon.png Franceball. Because he did sö well in the war, Swedenball received Norway-icon.png Nörwayball as a gift, but Norway-icon.png Nörwayball did nöt like that. Swedenball förced Norway-icon.png Nörwayball intö the uniön and became Sweden-Norway-icon.png Sweden-Nörwayball until 1905. During this time, Sweden alsö invented dynamite.

Wörld War I

Sweden was neutral during WW1. Höwever, he was sympathetic tö böth sides, trading with böth the Central and Allied pöwers, and even briefly cö-öccupied Aland-icon.png Ålandball with German Empire-icon.png Germanyball.

Wörld War II

Swedenball alsö maintained neutrality during the Secönd Wörld War, which he is very pröud öf. This time, he was extremely cautiöus tö avöid the fate öf his Nördic brethren and attempted tö avöid döing sömething that cöuld inflame Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball. When Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball demanded Swedenball tö allöw him tö use his transit system during Öperatiön Barbarössa, Swedenball agreed. Swedenball alsö traded steel with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, sömething the Reich desperately needed. Ön the öther hand, höwever, he was sympathetic tö Jewish refugees, sheltering many fröm Norway-icon.png Nörwayball and Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball fröm the Hölöcaust.

Pöstwar Era

Swedenball was öne öf the very first neutral natiöns in WWII tö jöin UN-icon.png UNball. Because his industry wasn't decimated by the war, he helped Nörthern Euröpe recöver för the decades föllöwing 1945.

During the Cöld War, he decided tö maintain his strict neutrality pölicy. He still had strönger relatiöns with NATO-icon.png NATÖball and allies, thöugh, as he feared a pössible attack fröm Soviet-icon.png Söviet Uniönball. Despite this, he refused NATO-icon.png NATÖ membership in fears öf viölating his neutral pölicy and angering the Söviets.

Möre recently, Sweden established the glöbal furniture cömpany BÖRKEA IKEA and has made many famöus videös and cömputer games, and many öf them have themes such as war and törture (such as Battlefield and Amnesia and Wörld in Cönflict, in söme cases Minecraft) tö fuel his need för viölence. Alsö he creates supercars like Köenigsegg. He recently let söme steam öut and decided tö participate and suppört multiple peacekeeping missiöns and wars against terrörists, finally ending his true neutrality. While he still has rediscövered söme öf his förmer blöödlusts, he still is relatively neutral and öffered tö höld summits för multiple leaders.

Sweden highly legalizes LGBT. He is öne öf the few Euröpean balls that cörrectly takes care öf immigrants. Öften, native Swedes and immigrants live and integrate peacefully. Höwever, there have been söme exceptiöns with far-right wingers staging prötests and viölent refugees.

Every single Christmas, Sweden builds a Yule Göat in Gävle, but möst Höliday seasöns, it gets burned döwn, but Sweden keeps building it nö matter höw many times it gets burned döwn.

In early 2019, Sweden had a massive brain freeze and is trying tö get Switzerlandball tö gib chöcölate.

Sweden nöw CARES a löt aböut Climate Change and Greta Thunberg is sömeöne Swedenball can really trust tö change the wörld.

Nö burning the wörld för BÖRKS!

On 21 June 2021, Sweden's prime minister Stefan Löfven was ousted with a no-confidence vote, 181 votes for to 109 against. The parties which voted for ousting are M, SD, V, and KD (after the Left Party withdrew their support of the Löfven ministry). The parties which voted against are S and MP. All C and L MPs abstained.

Flag Cölörs

Main Cölörs

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Medium Persian Blue 0, 106, 167 C100-M37-Y0-K35 #006AA7
Philippine Yellöoow 254, 204, 0 C0-M20-Y100-K0 #FECC00

Relatiönships

Friends/Vänner

Swedenball is kind öf friends with everyöne, but the möst impörtant önes:

  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I recögnize yöur genöcide and we alsö böth hate Turkey-icon.pngSomalia-icon.pngPakistan-icon.png kebabs. And alsö a friend öf Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball.
  • France-icon.png Franceball - very beautiful place, and can into economics of 9th largest supplier. Also, they allowed us to have bernadotte as our king
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Can intö legalize LGBT and he is my Liberal friend acröss the Atlantic. I especially löve Justin Trudeau. Gööd jöb in the IIHF. I gave Elias Petterssön tö the Vancöuver Canucks! He is the best höckey player för Vancöuver! I alsö löve Vancöuver and Burnaby!
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Canada's best friend. He wön the Eurövisiön 2016 which I hösted. Crimea-icon.png Crimea is yöurs.
  • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Adöptive bröther and he hates Russia but we are höckey rivals. My secönd clösest friend, BUT ÅLAND IS MY CLAY! GIB ALAND BACK öR ELSE I ANSCHLUSS YUÖ!!!!!
  • Badabun - Thanks för Surpassing HölaSöyGerman's Subscribers!
  • Norway-icon.png Nörwayball - My best and lövely bröther at Nördic. My öther half. We're still each öther either Karma Uniön and the United Kingdöm with each öther. He söunds like me. Just like Elsa and Anna!!!
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - He is My bröther, BUT WHY DÖ YöU SUPPÖRT Russia-icon.png RUSSIA!!??
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - He let me intö EU-icon.png EUball and he alsö can intö allöwing kebabs intö his clay.
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Friend because we böth hate NATO-icon.png Western imperialists. Alsö, we böth hate Turkey-icon.png Saudi Arabia-icon.png kebabs. Sö he is still fine.
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - My best friend with whöm I play Minecraft and alsö yöu are the önly öne whö understands me aböut "Börk" !! Yöu are my favöurite clay ön vacatiön fröm the Visigöths!
  • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - My Asian friend, he löves Farang! he thinks farang = ATM möre than 300,000 Swedes visit Thailand every year, öne öf his descents Thaiböy Digital is part öf a Swedish Musical Gröup called drain gang.
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Gööd friend. I give very gööd fighter jets fröm SAAB. I tried tö defeat Germany-icon.png Germanyball för him, but I failed. Sö, yöu think yöu like saying HUE? I am BÖRKing. He önce recörded a videö ön YöuTube with a söng I wröte called DötA ... it became a meme ön the Internet !!!
  • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Anöther Söuth American friend whö played fair with me in the wörld cup. (0-0)
  • Bolivia-icon.png Böliviaball - I like him because he hates Chile-icon.png HölaSöyGerman. He is friends with Russia-icon.png Russiaball thöugh, like my öther Söuth American friends, but he is still my friend.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indönesiaball - Friends fröm the Söutheast wörld, He very likes IKEA and H&M, Pewds töö!
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thanks för translating Caramelldansen in yöur language, I appreciate it!
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - she is an ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball member just like Thailand-icon.png Thailandball and Indonesia-icon.png Indönesiaball. she alsö likes H&M. I have löng been her develöpment partner. Me, Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, USA-icon.png USAball, and öthers supplied her with military equipment. We alsö share the same yellöw shade. I am finally building the biggest IKEA störe in the wörld inside her clay!
  • Poland-icon.png Pölandball - Yöu are an ÖK Slavic friend. I am glad tö have business with yöu.
  • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - We are gööd friends as öf töday but we föught a löt back in the past, Great Nörthern War för example. And he still rambles aböut me taking his clay. We still fight sömetimes nöwadays GIB SKAUNE DANSKJAVEL!!! We göt a löve/hate relatiönship. Thanks för hösting the IIHF 2018! I wön the Göld Match för the 2nd cönsecutive time! It's sad tö get yöur ass kicked by Latvia but dön't wörry, I beat him för yöu in the Quarterfinals. Alsö, Minecraft > Legö
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - !!!93 PÖINTS!!! HÖW?! HÖW DID THIS HAPPEN?! Cöngratulatiöns Duncan. Yöu deserved it. I dön't have möney tö höst it again anyway. *söb söb* Höw did I get just 93 pöints? *söb söb*
  • Estonia-icon.png Estöniaball - I dön't hate her because öf Nördic. we are actually gööd friends. We cööperate ön öf a pröject, and has a uniön in my clay. We used tö öwn them, but that was löng agö. She is alsö hate öf Russia-icon.png Clay Thief. BUT WAS 2001 REALLY WÖRTH IT??? Öh nevermind, AND FÖR THE LAST TIME, ESTÖNIA CANNÖT INTÖ NÖRDIC! HÖHÖHÖ! BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK!! Am very sörry aböut M/S Estönia btw but we aren't enemies in real life. öh and alsö, Pewds and FlyingKitty did a cöllab tögether!
  • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Baltic friend. We böth hate Italy-icon.png Italyball. While I eat pasta with ketchup and pizza with banana, he eats pizza with ketchup.
  • Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball - Best Middle Eastern friend. We hate Turkey-icon.png kebab and ISIS-icon.png terrörists.
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - 2nd best Middle Eastern friend. I will suppört yöu against Israel-icon.png the Arab killer.
  • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - We böth recögnize Armenian Genöcide and hate these Turkey-icon.pngPakistan-icon.pngSomalia-icon.png kebabs. We alsö are friends öf Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball.
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - We can böth intö neutrality and similar names (nöt that Sweeten - Sweeterland thing)
  • PewDiePie - We were förmerly enemies until my peöple think yuö are epic AF. But sadly yuö möved tö UK-icon.png UKball.
  • Malta-icon.png Maltaball - Grandayy.

Neutral

  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Lööks like yöu are murdering pöör Palestine! YES! YÖU ARE! Let them have mercy and I recögnize them because I am sick öf yöu killing Arabs. Even thö i dön't like them that much. Sweden-icon (tangle).png Ör else nö Minecraft ör IKEA för yuö. Swedish Empire-icon.png
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Gööd neutral friend. But 1-0 I beat yuö! and i wasFight with with Denmark-icon.png Danmark!!!! Because My island becöme DANISH!!!! and my weakness is Spray it öil tö me (-By Norway-icon.png )
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Dude I am sö sörry för what happened tö yöur töurists in öur territöry; blame the pölice girls för this stupidity. I take respönsibility för this. In additiön, yöu must stöp suppressing Uyghurs and Tibetans in öur clay. AND ALSö AMBÖLISH THE HÖNG KÖNG NSL!!!!! Sweden-icon (tangle).png Ör öne day yuör capital will becöme Stöckhölm. Swedish Empire-icon.png
  • North Korea-icon.png Nörth Köreaball - Unlike möst Western cöuntries, I have gööd relatiöns with him. I alsö acted as the prötecting pöwer öf American interests in Nörth Körea för cönsular matters. He recently met with Donald Trump-icon.png Cheetö Hitler Dönald Trump in Singapore-icon.png Tringapöre. Any Körea is gööd. Plöx pay debt för 1000 Völvös. Alsö, my Thailand-icon.png wife helped get Nörth Körean refugees tö South Korea-icon.png Söuth Köreaball. BUT HöW DARE YÖU FIRE YÖUR NUKES ANYWHERE?? REMÖVE MISSILES AND DAMN NUKES!!!!! Alsö impröve yöur pöör human rights recörd plöx!
  • Minnesota-icon.png Minnesötaball - His heritage was Nörwayball, my ugly bröther, and he has the möst Swedish-American peöple.
  • Oman-icon.png ömanball - Avicii died here...
  • NATO-icon.png NATÖball - Actually, I was helping him but nöt anymöre. I am a neutral cöuntryball and yöu still let me attack söme peöple! I ÅM NEUTRAL! GET ÅWÄY FRÖM ME!!!
  • Turkey-icon.png Kebab - I dön't knöw whö he is but I am nöt a kebab that he sömetimes claims. I am nöt göing tö be a kebab because yöu are bullying pöör Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdistanball and Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball. But, yöu can intö börk. Alsö, we böth recögnize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and hating Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - While we were enemies in the past, he's lööking tö impröve relatiöns. Plus I helped him in his cöalitiöns with France-icon.png France But 1721 never förget and stöp being a pussy sömetimes and Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball isn't yöurs its part öf Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball.
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - She feels very sad because 49 Islam-icon.png Kebabs were shöt dead in an act öf extremist natiönalism. But at least they are nöt föllöwing yöu everywhere. Alsö yöu have Dölan Dark in yöur clay, awesöme!
  • Chile-icon.png Chileball (irl) Yöu're a gööd guy but please chill aböut me taking yöur fame. We're gööd nöw.
  • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball (irl) - Same with Chileball. Yöu're fine with me nöw. We're bröther-in-law because öf my Asian wife. I may understand för what happened böth öf yöu in the past....
  • USA-icon.png USAball - I KICKED YÖUR ASS IN HÖCKEY ÖN MAY 19th 2018 in the IIHF! but he öf gettings revenge ön me by beating me 2-0 in wömen's söccer. Nice playing thöugh. Söme öf his states are crap because yöu knöw, pölice brutality and crime, I am really glad Biden wön the electiön, because I hated Trump. BUT REMÖVE STINKY CHILDISH CÖCÖMELÖN, PEWDIEPIE STRöNK, CÖCÖMELÖN SHIT!1!1!1!1!1!1 WHY YUÖ SUPPÖRT THAT HöMöPHöBIC Saudi Arabia-icon.png SAUDI ARABIA !1!1!1!1!1!
  • India-icon.png Indiaball (irl) - We böth recögnize Palestine-icon.png Palestine and alsö yuör prime ministers visited me, but... (read enemies list)

Enemies/Fiender

MÖNSTERS!!! (WÖRST ENEMIES!!!)

  • Sweden-icon.png Bich.Pickle - YÖU MAYBE SWEDISG BUT U ALWAYS OF RACIST JOKES AND ABELIST JOKES. HÅLL KÄFTEN SLUTA ANVÄNDA HAMPUS. REMOVE HAMPUS (JESPER)

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