Relations and opinions
Is of importants
Can into space?
And cheese, meringue, fondue
Ain't throwing stones!.
Can into World Cup 2018
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also known as Sweeterlandball, officially known as the Chocolate Republic of Switzerland or Ricola/Maggi Republic of Switzerland Swiss Confederationball, is Yodel Ricola shouting a neutral countryball (despite the fact his flag is a plus and not an equal sign) located in Europe. She is bordered by Germanyball to the North, Italyball to the South, Austriaball and Liechtensteinball to the East, and Franceball to the West, Northwest, and Southwest. The countryball is divided into 26 cantonballs, including the federal cityball (there is no capital that is legally recognized) Bernball which also acts as the capital of the Bern Cantonball located in the Midwest, giving it a total area of 41 285 square kilometers, making it the 132nd largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, it maintains a population of about 8.526 million inhabitants.
Due to its neutral status, Switzerlandball hardly takes international organizations into consideration. Though while not in EUball, it still has large ties with them and is a member of the EFTAball and the Schengen Area, as well as the UNball like almost every other countryball.
For the last
171 500 years, Switzerlandball has been able to stay surprisingly neutral. While all the other countryballs fought in WW1 and WW2, as well as the Cold War, Switzerlandball was able to sit out of everything that has happened and enjoy her life, which has made him a very popular countryball. Switzerlandball is best known for its neutrality, cheese, chocolate, lakes, mountains, gold, banks, clocks, mathematicians, and physicians. It is very rich and thus cares greatly about its money. It also is very good at tennis, as Roger Federer comes from its clay.
Its national day is August 1. Its astrological sign is Leo.
and he has delicious chocolates
Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe), it's name is a female noun in the natives languages of the countryball (like German). The names of other German speaking countryballs like Germanyball and Austriaball are neutral gender nouns in German language.
In the earliest times, the territory now occupied by Switzerlandball was inhabited by Celtic Helvetii and was dominated by the Romans from the first century BC to the fourth century. The period marked the moment when the population reached a higher level of civilization and began to enjoy more and more of the commerce.
When the Roman Empire fell into decline, Germanic tribes from the north and west invaded Switzerlandball. In 800, the country became part of the empire of Charlemagne and then the Holy Roman Empire. Only in 1499 did the Swiss confederates achieve their formal independence from the Holy Roman Empire.
The Swiss nation, then, renounced expansionism and also the war, which crossed its frontiers only in the period when Napoleon Bonaparte invaded the country there in the 19th century. Later, the Congress of Vienna of 1815 restored the confederation and its neutrality.
Switzerland also had a short-lasting civil war with a rebellion called Sonderbund in November of 1847. This supposedly ended the periods of Restoration and Regeneration. No one talks about it though on account of only wanting Switzerland to be remembered as neutral.
Switzerlandball industrialized very quickly and became the second nation after Britain. While the First (1914-1918) and Second (1938-1945) World War took place, the Swiss distanced themselves from these hostilities because they are neutral to it.The Cold War (1947-1991) reinforced the role of neutral Switzerland and gave the nation a way out of its diplomatic isolation. This, however, did not join the United Nations for a few decades - even with Geneva being the European headquarters of the UNball and the Swiss actively playing in specialized agencies of the international body. After the end of the Cold War, Switzerlandball joined the Bretton Woods institutions in 1992, and only in 2002 became a member of the United Nations. In 1960, Switzerland joined other countries that do not strive to a European centralized administration, participating in EFTA (European Free Trade Association) with Norway, Iceland and Liechtenstein. Switzerlandball does not share the view of many other countries with a single European Currency.
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- Austriaball - He is brother of mine and Germany. Don't know why he wears glasses though, his eyes are perfectly fine. We do a lot of activities together, especially skiing.
- Liechtensteinball - Brother and friend who is best microstate! Of beings so cute!
Anschluss!But my only clay thief. ONLY!!
Switzerland is always neutral with almost everyone, but especially:
- Germanyball - Bruder. He wants me to join his E
mpireUnion to make him great again. NEIN Ich will not follow you! ICH BIN SCHWEIZ!
- Greeceball - Many living in clay, but Stefano Tsitsipas eliminated Roger Federer in the Australian Open.
- Merkelreichtangle - YOU CANT TOUCH ME! But let me into Schengen and be a trade friend instead.
- Holy Roman Empireball - The best father a son could ever have.
- Norwayball - Rich friend who will not into EU too. Because we are rich enough to have no reason to join the Merkelreich.
- Denmarkball - Flag stealer! But you are good friend. Gives Lego to me.
- Finlandball - Weird cousin. Thanks for not joining shit NATO. Also good hockey rival.
- Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY MY GREAT FRIEND! I WISH YOU THE BEST! I will support your Huawei Crisis against those who hurt you! Your to valuable to lose!
- Estoniaball - Nice friend.
- Canadaball - Loves my chocolate and I love Canadian Maple syrup and Trudeau. Canada is my most favorite idol when it is food. I can tell you all of the great facts about this idol - he even let me borrow Celine Dion for Eurovision in 1988... which I won! I support you against Russia. Nice work beating me in the IIHF this year. Heart Attack right there. I feel bad for the virus...
- Saudi Arabiaball - He likes my chocolates so me and him got neutrals during WW2 and Cold War.
- Ukraineball - Crimeaball is part of yuo
- Kosovoball - I recognize you mein friend don't worry.
- USAball - He loves our hot chocolate. Wish he was of more neutral I love Your chocolate also!
- Japanball - Love to take pictures of our grass. His anime are influenced to my country. And he makes anime based on mein novel too!!. Also Emma Verde from Nijigasaki Love Live is of pure Swiss Descent! Ich like yuo
- Indiaball - Love to watch movies in our alps.
- Chinaball - Love to make fake version of our watches. YOU! YOU! YOU!!!! YOUR THE MAIN CAUSE OF COVID19!!!
- Belgiumball - We make better chocolate together! (We make better chocolate at this point though)
- Baden-Württembergball - My favorite nephew, I want him to join me and to remove the failures my brother did to him.
- Maya chocolate friends - These three are good as me doing chocolate.
- Wisconsinball - We make better cheese.
- Israelcube - We make better bankers (Please stop attacking Palestine it's not neutral)
- Tringapore - He can into neutral.
- Bhutanball - Asian version of us.
- Burundiball - African version of us.
- Oregonball - Primary American version of us.
- Coloradoball - Secondary American version of us
- Franceball - Love my chocolates. Also I of speakings the same language as her.
1798 never forget.
- Swedenball - Good friend who also stays neutral. He also didn't participate In World War 1, World War 2 and the Cold War like me!
Sweeten-Sweeterland stronk!and why yuo did Join the war and fight with denmark? And yuo weakness are oil (by Norwayball) and yuo supposed to be neutral?!!
- Thailandball - Good friend in Asia many of Thailandball's clay live in me.
- Omanball- Relatable freund, stays out of intense regional conflicts like me.
- NAMball - I am so neutral that I am not a member. I support the west.
- Indonesiaball - he want Maggi Like Those Guys and Ricola or muh Product.
- Vatican Cityball - Yes, I am going to supply yuo with my guards.
- Yugoslaviaball - Used to be a good friend. We were both unaligned in the Cold War, but I don't know where he is now. He might be of dead unfortunately though.
- Bernball- My capital.
- Gypsyball - You will not rob me fool.
- ISISball - The terrorist thugs. But at least they never invaded me due to direct neutrality.
- Italyball - Good neighbor. Part of my clay speaks Italian.
- North Koreaball - His current supreme leader was educated here. So we should be friends. But you're seems to evil and not friendly with your neighbours.
- NATOball - YOU CANT TOUCH ME TOO!!! but i support the west :)
- Botswanaball - Another friend from africa.
- Philippinesball - Mein freund father of America. OFWs in my clay are working hard and boost my economy. Thank you :)
- Maltaball - Island friend.
- Boliviaball - We both are landlocked, but he is an anti-imperialist.
- Russiaball - Crimea is Ukraine,
REMOVE VODKA AND PUTIN,Sanctions for you,Слава Україні! Героям слава! SHUT UP ABOUT THREATENING POLAND! DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU, CHINA AND IRAN ARE DOING?shut up please :( or else something bad will happen to your economy.....
- Venezuelaball - He hates me because I opposed his election.
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Hated me and took it too far and even wanted to partition me just because of that one arrest of your misbehaving son. Glad that you're now gone!
- Shädman - EIN DISGRACE!!!
Languages of Switzerlandball
Switzerland has 26 federal state or Cantons(Kantone in german). At first he started out with 3 cantons,, which were reffered to as Waldstätte. This was a term used to refer to Uri, Schwyz and Unterwalden. Cureently, the term now used is Urschweiz.
- Schaffhausenball-Son who is of Basically inside Germanyball . Also, shopping tourism to Baden-Württemberg in Germanyball , because of the decreasing value of Euro.
- Basel-Stadtball-Mein Small son. Has Football club and Carnival.
Not real canton!
- Basel-Landschaftball-Son who havings a rivalry with Basel-Stadtball. Roger Federer comes from there.
- Aargauball-Son who has a huge amounts of power plants.
- Zurichball-Son who is of very rich and populated
Stop being arrogant towards me you little twat.
- Thurgauball- Daughter who is having terrible dialect.
Please fix this, even ich cannot understandings what tu saying.
- Solothurnball- Daughter who has many brothels
- Zugball- Son who is of Tax haven.
- Juraball-Mein youngest son!
- Bernball-Mein Capital! He havings many bears.
Feel ze Bern.
- Lucerneball- Daughter who has many tourists. A lot of them are chinese.
- Schwyzball- Mein namesake!
- St. Gallenball- Son who is of havings horrible dialect.Always askings for bratwurst strictly without mustard. Also havings a horrible double enclave relationship with the Appenzell cantons.
- Appenzell Ausserrhodenball- He has strange taste in food...he eats dogs and cats.
Please stop eating them, makes moi sick.
- Appenzell Innerrhodenball- She is also small, in terms of population.
- Neuchâtelball- Has weird obbsession over watches and clocks.
- Nidwaldenball- She is of very conservative.
- Obwaldenball- Contains mein geographical center. Formed one of the three forming cantons, Unterwalden, together with Nidwaldenball.
- Uriball- One of the three forming cantons. William Tell comes from his clay. She has that Gotthard tunnel that goes from there to
- Glarusball- A most weird Daughter.
- Vaudball- He of lovings vin and Wurst.
- Fribourgball- Of Bilingual Daughter.
Has too many cows.
- Valaisball- He likes to ski. Of havings Matterhorn Mountain at the border of his and Italyball's clay.
- Ticinoball- He is a smaller italy.
Get rid of mafia plox
- Genevaball- He is best son. He houses CERN laboratory, And The large Hadron Collider(Which is part of Franceball's Territory.)
- Graubündenball- Loves Ice hockey. Also she of speakings romansh.