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Relations and opinions
MY PROUD MAN :)
My main milk tea customer
Hong Kong's papa
Jerusalam is of yuor
just because he supports Somaliland (rarely)
Kingdom of Libyaball
Kingdom of Laosball
Pahlavi Iranball (until 1971)
Fake Chunghwa's puppet
I don't recognise your existence
Homophobic Slav (sometimes/neutral)
GIB ME GORNO
Mainlander dickhead (usually)
The guy who Banned me in Asian Games 1962 but in 2018 i can into Asian Games (but i was named as this!!)(rarely)
ALSO A TRAITOR!!!
El Salvadorball (until 2019)
stoopid mainland loving bully
He don't recoignze my passport!(sometimes)
UNball!, Pinkopie (苹果纪), United Nations General Assembly Resolution 2758 in 1971, people eating dog meat and cat meat (THANKFULLY I BANNED THAT), Chase Me, China Joe
| Republic of Chinaball (1912-1949)
Is of importants
Can into space?
Taiwanball, officially the
Real China Republic of Taiwan Chinaball (abbreviated to RO TCball) is soon to be independent or the 51st state of Murica island countryball with limited recognition that lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean, occupying the island of himself and other surrounding Chinese islands that are uncontrolled by Chinaball, his crazy younger brother who insanely wants to kill reunify with Taiwanball by following Hong Kong's model as a SAR. To his north across, Taiwan strait lies the PRC. To the west across the South China Sea lies Vietnamball. To his north and east across the East China Sea lies Japanball. To his south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippinesball. Within the other islands controlled by the country, he is divided into 2 nominal provinces, 6 special municipalities, 3 provincial cities, and 13 counties, including his capital Taipeiball being one of the municipalities located in the North, giving him a total area of 13,976 square miles, making him the 136th largest country in the world. As of 2018, Taiwanball maintains a population of about 23.58 million inhabitants, making him the 56th most populous country in the world.
Due to not being a fully recognized countryball, Taiwanball is unable to join any sort of international organizations. He was temporarily a part of the UN, but his brother turned stronk and took over the mainland.
Unlike other unrecognised countryballs, Taiwanball is internationally called as a country (unlike Kosovoball), has a big economy, with major contributions from steel, machinery, electronics and chemicals manufacturing. Although Taiwan used to be a very authoritarian country in the past, he later transitioned from a one-party military dictatorship to a multi-party democracy with a semi-presidential system. This makes it very different from the Marxist-Leninist semi-presidential one-party on mainland Chinaball.
Taiwanball is the only Asian countryball to fully legalise gay marriage, which disgusted the international community.
Although he is officially a partially recognised countryball
but will be officially recognised by many countries again, Taiwan has non-diplomatic relations with 47 other countries, and most if not all of them have de facto embassies run by Taiwan. These countries act like they do recognise him (especially Japanball). This makes him one of the most famous countries in the world. He also has 110 diplomatic missions.
Taiwanball's birthday is on October 10 October 10 is Double Tenth Day, which is different from other national day celebrations. Double Tenth Day always shows a very big parade Taiwanball celebrates with his friends, including: Nauruball, Tuvaluball, Palauball, etc.
- 1 History (Island of Taiwan)
- 2 History (ROC)
- 3 Current Situation
- 4 Culture
- 5 Recognition
- 6 Relationships
- 7 Counties
- 8 Gallery
History (Island of Taiwan)
The island of Formosa was born as two separate colonies. One to Netherlandsball in 1624 as a 7ball, and one to Spainball as a 2ball, unlike all other East Asian balls. They were given the name “Ilha Formosa” or “Beautiful Island” by Portugalball. Dutch Formosaball anschlussed his Spanish brother and kicked the Spanish in 1642. Formosa, under Dutch rule, leads to mass Han immigration which attracted Kingdom of Tungningball (Fake Mingball) to occupy him as a base to strike back at Qingball, but the former wasn't very successful because Qingball kicked him out and became the new rulers of Formosa.
In 1895, Formosaball was occupied and annexed by the Empire of Japanball. He spent the next 50 years with him, and many other balls such as his sex slave (aka 'comfort woman') Koreaball. But while Koreaball was constantly getting banged, Japanese Formosaball has left a virgin (because he was underage) but groomed with railroads and sewers to become a "model colony" aidoru for the rest of the Axis to fap over.
The Republic of China (1912-1949)
In 1945, after USAball and China blew up the Empire of Japanball, Formosa was given to the care of Nationalist Chinaball. To make sure that its soul would take over his clay without pesky Japanese remnants, ROCball shot up much of Formosaball on February 28, 1947, in an incident known as 228.
To cement their claims over all of China, Formosa, Tibet, and even Mongoliaball, ROCball wrote this in Section I, Article 4 of the Constitution of the Republic of China, 1947, saying The territory of the Republic of China according to its existing national boundaries shall not be altered except by resolution of the National Assembly.
But 2 years later, their big communist brother Chinaball soon killed him and took over most of his brother's clay. He was forced to flee to the island and his seat was stolen by Chinaball
according to South Koreaball.
Nationalist Chinaball was born in 1911 after his father Qingball died. His clay, inherited from his father, had lots of foreign-occupied patches in it. In 1915, he almost became another dynastic Chinaball like his father and ancestors, and this resulted in him having lots of warlord cliques, including Chinaball, who would later defeat him.
In the 1920s, Nationalist Chinaball had lots of tumors, and diseases fought each other for control of his body. In 1928, he became a Unitary state. Japanball took advantage of this to expand his territory in East Asia, by taking one of his children, Manchuball, and turning him into Manchukuoball in 1931. In 1937, Japanball kidnapped and raped Chinaball, just as he was beginning to recover from his illnesses.
However, when USAball helped him defeat Japanball in 1945, his rebellious communist brother, Communist-controlled Chinaball, became Chinaball and injured him in 1949, while he fled and took away the Formosa Provinceball's body, becoming Taiwanball. Republic of Chinaball is currently alive through recognised until 1971. He was part of the UN until 1971.
Taiwanball and his brother both speak Mandarin, but Taiwanball uses ancient Chinese characters for writing, whereas Chinaball uses
rip-off simplified Chinese characters. Taiwanball also usually speaks Taiwanese Hokkien (or just Taiwanese), which is a Hokkien language but has some European loan words. Both of the brothers differ greatly on their age. Taiwanball is 109 years old, while PRCball is only 71.
According to an opinion poll released by the Mainland Affairs Council taken after the second 2008 meeting, 71.79% of the Taiwanese public supported continuing negotiations and solving issues between the two sides through the semi-official organizations, SEF and ARATS, 18.74% of the Taiwanese public did not support this, while 9.47% of the Taiwanese public did not have an opinion.
In 2015, a poll conducted by the Taiwan Braintrust showed that about 90 percent of the population would identify themselves as Taiwanese rather than Chinese if they were to choose between the two. Around 56% would rather remain as they currently are, 31% would like to separate with Chinaball, and 8% would like to reunify with Chinaball. The rest did not answer.
Taiwanball is protected by USAball and other allies. This means if Chinaball attempts to conquer Taiwanball, he would face strong opposition of the allies, meaning that this could lead to countries to stop acknowledging the One China policy.
Most other countryballs don't want to recognise Taiwanball as an independent countryball because they believe that China will invade them, despite Taiwan loves to invest them.
When Taiwanball competes in international sports events, he does it under the name Chinese Taipei.
In 2020, the DPP president Tsai Ing-wen of the Pan-Green DPP was elected with a great majority, resulting in Han Kuo-yu's defeat.
Taiwan has a unique mixture of Sinitic and Austronesian culture. Despite having his full aboriginal blood only 2% thanks to Formosa, he loves the Austronesian culture very much and is proud to be. During Double Tenth Day (his birthday), he usually shows Austronesian performances.
Asia and the Middle East
Central America and the Caribbean
- St. Kitts and Nevisball
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- 美國 - North American friend who helped me with their relationship with THIS FOCKING DISGRACE, and with defence. But please recognize me again! I will help you with Huawei Crisis! Also, I love your Disney movies and songs! Frozen II is the best movie ever! Thank you for sending Alex Azar to my clay! Oh wait, I forgot, we can into similar flags too! But why did u stop my nuclear weapon plan?!!!!
- 香港 - Best friends and former son. I love his curry fish ball and his milk tea!! My president supports your protests. I hope you can protest to Freedom and Democracy, we'll help you furthermore.
- 危地馬拉 - He has been my longest ally since 1932. This FAKE BIOTCH is trying to trap him to withdraw my recognition. I hope your doing well.
- 西藏 - Stop following my stupid brother goddammit!
- 葡屬澳門 - Same as above!
- 新疆 - Same as above!!
- 內蒙古 - Same as above!!!
- 越南共和國 - True Vietnam, and he's still alive inside
- 日本 -
Ruined my bubble tea 他媽的動漫In 1937 at Nanking, his father raped me and got his cover blown. Well, sort of. Mainly because of Diaoyutai. REMEMBER ROC 1937 IN NANKING!!! Despite our past, Japanball is a good friend in sports and we help each other a lot. Best friends in natural disasters (both have lots of earthquakes!). PLEASE RECOGNIZE ME AGAIN!!!! Thanks for opposing that so-called UN Resolution 2758.
- 沖繩 - Little brother. Your soba noodles are good! Love you
- 巴西 - Opposed UN Resolution 2758. I heard he just elected Jair Bolsonaro, good (I don't like fascists and right-wingists though), now we can remove the illegal Chinese government together. XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!!!
- 歐洲聯盟 - We surprisngly have crose ties.
- 葡萄牙 - Thanks for giving me a name, I think.
- 芬蘭 - Gib Janji!
- 荷蘭 - he colonised my largest island, so he loves me a lot and helps me to fight against my commie brother. His Dutch people love to visit my clay, and they apologised about the past. BUT STOP CALLING ME YUOR SON PLOX!!!!
- 捷克 - Best European friend. I hope he will recognise me. He usually waves my flag when he protests. We love you.
- 瑞典 - One of his producers Manse made a song called "Rising Sun", and that resembles the sun on my flag!
- 白俄羅斯人民共和國 - Real Belarus.
- 敘利亞自由軍 - If you win, I believe you will establish diplomatic relations with me.
- 李登輝 - MY HERO!! YOU will be missed by all of us! RIP
- 南韓 (mostly) - My cousin. We have military solidarity and Korea was last in Asia to leave me(1992). We don't have much of a good relationship after she decided to become "friends" with BAD Chinaball unless they still keep in touch without Mainlander knowing it. A little bit jealous.
- Nas Daily - Thank you for recognising me as a hero.
- 馬英九 - My previous president. Every single year he disguises himself as "Ma Da-jeou " for some reason. Anyways, YOU'RE A HERO!!!
- 東盟 - Most of yuor membels can into infolmar leations and we both hate this asshole.
- 索馬里蘭 - A democratic African country. You can take out that corrupted Pirate freak because he is a mainland bully. Sadly onry me and that annoying dickhead that you call uncle recognize u
- 英國 - Hong Kong's European and loved father. He does not recognize me, but I'm glad that he calls me the real China. Anyway, we fight the COVID-19 pandemic together. Yuo will be my best friend in the future, yay!
- 在斯威士蘭 - Glad he recognizes me for being the real China.
- 沙特阿拉伯 - Thank you for helping me build my bridge and train, and he also opposed UN Resolution 2758.
- 科索沃 - We both hate the imposter and like USAball. But your father hates me.
- 巴拉圭 - A very good friend. He recognizes me and lives on the other side of the world in terms of coordinates and says he will always be loyal to me.
- 印度 - Hates Chinaball and Pakistanball, or at least has some bias against him, he does not recognize me. He is, however, improving his relations with me a lot, we buy tea from him to make bubble milk tea, and also gives money . You could've had opposed UN Resolution 2758. JAI HIND!!
- 瑙魯 - He used to recognise my brother but only for a short period. He apologised and recognised me again.....
- 以色列 - We share a lot in common. We have big bullies that ignore us. We are very developed allies of the US. He may not recognize me officially, but we do help each other.
- Any country that recognizes Taiwan.
- 利比亞 - we both hate Gaddafiball.
- 愛沙尼亞 - You can into the nordic for sure.
- 烏克蘭 - Control your friend Georgiaball because he is friend with Fake China so i recognize Crimeaball as yours.
- 加拿大 - Brother of USAball so we both hate fake Chinaball and your maple syrup is of tasty.
- 澳門 - Hong Kong's brother, WHO KEEPS GAMBLING AND THAT'S WHAT HE ONLY DOES! I'LL MAKE YOU MY MAID!!!
- 馬來西亞 - Half-relative. But he is of friends with Fake Chinaball??
- 越南 - Yuo gib pho and yuor yummy cuisine. But uhh you are of commie so I don't like yuo that much unless yuo want to work with me. Still, he is of friends with USAball. At least he hates that impostol.
- 巴拿馬 - Why don't you recognize me anymore!?!
- 俄國 - WHY YUO OF REMOVINGS HOMOSEX?!?! PLEASE CLEAN THIS MESS UP!!!!! ALSO, TUVA IS MINE!!! But at least we are both friends of India.
- 阿根廷 - We have informal relations, but TELL YOUR STUPID SON TO CHANGE HIS NAME, although she and I have an antipode.
- 聯合國 - I got kicked cuz i didn't get enough recognizion . I tried to regain position several times but am always turned down.
But not for long xixixixi!!!
- 菲律賓 - Yes I'm a Pro-Filipino. Sorry for persecuting Filipinos, but STOP SENDING OFWS!!! I don't want to be overcrowded but still OK. WHY DID YOU PUT FRIES ON BOBA ON IT? EWWW!!! I heard that you're twin brother of Japanball. Very Weird.
- 尼加拉瓜 - Although an enemy of USA and mostly a supporter of PRC, Nicaragua still maintains diplomatic relations with Taiwan, But I still hate communist countries.
- 薩爾瓦多 - Why did you also leave???
- 西班牙 - Coronised my capital, ovelarr a huge dickhead. Even though we can into infolmar lerations. In return, I of opposings Cataloniaball's independence because he into commie.
譚德塞埃塞俄比亞 - VERY complicated relationship. He supports my evil brother and calls me fake China, so usually he's a fat dickhead and he is very racist. YOUR NOT EVEN A REAL 8ball TEDROS!! YOU ARE A FAKE CHINA PUPPET WHO DID BRACKFACE AND SAID THE N-WOLD WITH OUT THE PASS TO INDEMIDATE THE AFRO SEMETIC ETHIOPIANS!!!YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ETHIOPIANS DO NOT HAVE THE N-WOLD PASS #OROMIA LIVES MATTER!! #SOMALI LIVES MATTER!!! But apart from what I said we are OK. Well, because we support Somaliland and we also hate Somaliaball. He is of friend of USAball too. So, I'm putting him on neutral, but he's still a dickhead.
州- I hate yuo because Fake China makes you don't recognize my passport.
- 阿布哈茲, 阿爾察赫, 南奧塞提亞, 北賽普勒斯, 聶斯特河沿岸, 西撒哈拉 - I don't know whether I should be make friends with them.but they maybe hate Fake China like me.
- 共匪- YOU IMPOSTOL! I IS OF REAR CHUNGHWA, YUO HEAR ME? YUO HAVE NO RIGHTS TO RURE MY AREA!!! 1949 WHY????? And yuo kept failing to invade my Taiwan island! CHUNGHWA MINKUO STRONK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS "CHUNGHWA RENMEN KUNGHOKUO"??? Oh, it tlansrates to "People's Republic of China"? HECK NO!!! I RURE MAINRAND CHUNGHWA FIRST, NOT YUO!!! GIB ME BACK MY PRECIOUS CRAY!!!!
at reast we'le tlading paltnels, i impolt goods flom him the most.
- 塔吉克斯坦 - Gorno-Badakhshanball was my clay!!!! I DON'T CARE IF HE HATES ME SO GIB ME GORNO!!!!
- 2b2t - YOU ARE PART OF ME AND YOU WERE MY CLAY AS WELL AND YOU BELONG TO ME!!
- 巴基斯坦 - YOU BETRAYED ME!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR THE FIRST COUNTRY TO END MY RELATIONS AND JOINED THAT COMMIE FREAK?!?! REMOVE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
- 索馬里 - Fake Somalia and stop terorizing everyone you Communist China lover.
- 敘利亞 - I want to knock you down because the FSA recognizes that I am a country.
- 加泰羅尼亞 - I don't care if you're friends with my son, shut up with your communist protests. Stop suppolting my so-carred "Taiwan independence" movement, keep clying at Èluósī, he won't herp.
- 北韓 - FAKE KOREA!!! PRC PIGDOG, STOP F**KING NUKING US!!! REMOVE KIM JONG PIG!!!!!
- 巴勒斯坦 - YUO IS OF A FAKE COUNTRY!!!! I SUPPORT KOSHER AGAINST YUO!!!!! YUO ARE OF HIS CLAY!!!! JERASULEM IS KOSHER CLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 阿爾巴尼亞 - 1971 NEVER FORGET!!!!! But at least we both support Kosovo...
- 白俄羅斯 - SHE IS OF DICTATORSHIP!!! PRC PIGDOG, STOP BRUTALLY SUPPRESSING THE PEACEFUL PROTESTERS!!! YUO ALE NO BETTEL THAN FAKE CHINA WHO SUPPRESSES HUMAN RIGHTS AND INDIVIDUALISM!!! ROT IN HELL LUKASHENKO!!!!! RESIGN!!!
- 古巴 - He into fliends with antiimperialist blothel. REMOVE FIDER CASTLO!!!
- 委內瑞拉 - Remove corruption! Even though Juan Guaido has no powel yet to contlorings yuo, BUT WHO CALES? LEMOVE MADULO!!! Yuol taste of sociarism is of so bad that yuo ale of incledibrery beings autholitalian!
- 塞爾維亞 - Leave Kosovoball alone and recognize him. Also friend of that imposter.
- 玻利維亞 - I hate yuo because you ale Fake China puppet. No sea fol yuo xixixi!!
- 基里巴斯 - TRAITOR WHO SUPPORTS THE FAKE CHINA NOW!!
- 所羅門群島 - ANOTHER FRICKIN' TRAITOR!!!
- 阿爾及利亞 - Friends with the imposter and my enemies. REMOVE KISRA FROM PLEMISES!!!
- 布隆迪 and 津巴布韋 - Am grad both of you got sanctions fol being friends with my commie doppelganger, yuo corrupt Aflicans!
- 魁北克 - Yuo are part of Canadaball xixixixixi.
- 黎巴嫩 - I'm grad yuor capital got exproted AUGUST 2020 BEST YEAL OF MY RIFE YUO CHINA PUPPET OTHERWISE!!!!
- 埃及 - WHY YUO CALLINGS ME A FAKE CHINA?! I'M SORRY IF I BLOCK YUOR CANAL!!
Taiwanball has currently 13 counties.