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Taiwanball, also known as Chinaball, officially the Republic of Chinaball aka Formosaball or ROCball,
is a province of China a partially recognized countryball that lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean, occupying the island of Taiwan. To their north across the Taiwan strait lies Chinaball, their big brother who constantly wants to anschluss reunify with Taiwanball. To the west across the South China Sea lies Vietnamball. To their north and east across the East China Sea lies Japanball. To their south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippinesball. The country is divided into 6 special municipalities, 3 provincial cities, and 13 counties, including their capital Taipeiball being one of the municipalities located in the North, giving them a total area of 13,976 square miles, making them the 136 largest sort-of country in the world. As of 2018, Taiwanball maintains a population of about 23.58 million inhabitants.
Due to not yet being a fully recognized country, Taiwan is unable to join any sort of international organizations. Taiwanball was temporarily a part of the UN, but after their brother bullied and killed Father, Taiwanball was expelled.
Taiwan is often seen as the nicer and freer sibling of the communist Chinaball. Unlike their brother, Taiwan has had their mindset to Western civilization, and thus, has a very friendly attitude. Taiwanball makes friends with most of China's enemies such as South Koreaball and Japanball, and has now even legalized Gay Marriage.
Taiwanball’s national day is October 10
Like all other East Asian balls, Taiwanball is descended from 1ball, and from other Chinese Dynastyballs and some Taiwanese natives. In the 1500’s, Taiwanball was given the name “Ilha Formosa” or “Beautiful Island” by Portugalball. In the 1600s, Netherlandsball ( Dutch Formosaball ) and Spanish Empireball occupied some of his modern clay.
The Republic of China (1912-1949)
In 1945, Taiwanball was born to Nationalist Chinaball, but their big communist brother People's Republic of Chinaball soon killed him, and took over most of their fathers clay. He was forced to flee to the island of Taiwanball in 1949.
Section I, Article 4 of the Constitution of the Republic of China, 1947 says The territory of the Republic of China according to its existing national boundaries shall not be altered except by resolution of the National Assembly.
The military leader Chiang Kai-shek ruled Taiwanball as the President of the Republic of China from March 1, 1950 till April 5, 1975.
In the 1980s to early 1990s, Taiwanball transitioned from a one-party military dictatorship to a multi-party democracy with a semi-presidential system. This makes it very different from the one-party communist dictatorship on mainland Chinaball.
Taiwanball mainly speaks Mandarin and uses traditional Chinese characters for writing. Chinaball uses simplified Chinese characters.
As of 2019, the majority population of Taiwanball considers themselves Taiwanese. They like democracy and capitalism. The people of Taiwanball have significantly more freedom and human rights protection than Chinaball. They don't want to be ruled by the
commies Chinaball. However, he is still being bullied and threatened by Chinaball with forced reunification.
Most other countryballs don't want to recognize Taiwanball as an independent countryball, because they're afraid of upsetting Chinaball and their economic interests.
Taiwanball is waiting until the Communist Party of China loses power in mainland Chinaball. Then it can declare independence as the Republic of Taiwanball, or restore a new legitimate Republic of Chinaball.
When Taiwanball competes in international sports events, he does it under the name Chinese Taipei
because of evil commie bandit.
Asia and the Middle East
Central America and the Carribean
- St. Kitts and Nevisball
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
- USAball - Non-communist friend who helped Taiwanball with their relationship with Chinaball, and with defence. But please recognise me again! I will help you with Huawei Crisis! It was that motherf*cker Carter and the left-wing politicians that led to PRC being recognized.
- Japanball - In 1937 at Nanking, his father raped my father and got his cover blown. Well, sort of. Mainly because of Tiaoyutai. REMEMBER DADDY 1937 IN NANKING!!! Despite our past, Rìbĕn is a good friend in sports and we help each other a lot. Best friends in natural disasters (both have lots of earthquakes!)
- Vietnamball - Hiya!! Hello my American backed friend. I like you because we both hate China.. However don't hate LGBT otherwise...
- Okinawaball - Little brother.
- Brazilball - Opposed UN
fairResolution 2758. I heard he just elected Jair Bolsonaro, good, now we can remove mainlanders together
- Hong Kongball - Best friends and nephew with Taiwanball. Both hate evil bandit Chinaball. I'm very like his curry fish ball and Hong Kong-style milk tea(絲襪奶茶)!! Hope so you can protest to Freedom and Democracy.
- Macauball - Best friend's brother. Gamble Gamble!
- Tringapore - I secret friend loan land to Tringapore for military exercise since 1970s to prevent kebab invasion.
- Netherlandsball - Stepfather (sort of). Occupied some of his southern clay in the past.
- Spainball - Stepmother (sort of). Occupied some of her clay in the North.
- eSwatiniball - Glad he recognize me for being the real China.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Thank yuo for helping build my bridge.
- Paraguayball - Very good friend. He recognizes me and lives in the other side of the world in terms of coordinates and says he will always be loyal to me.
- Indiaball- Hates Chinaball, or at least has some bias agianst him, he does not recognize me. He is however improving his relations with me a lot and gibs money.
- Armeniaball - He like me is not recognized
- Indonesiaball - Like Vietnamball and Philippinesball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China. But only the beginning, now he help me by sendings their best students and workers here. But hands of Pescadores clay!!! But thanks for letting me compete in 2018 asian games.
- Panamaball - Why yuo no recognize me anymore!?! It's the money, isn't it?
- South Koreaball (mostly) - Both have crappy neighbors to deal with. We have military solidarity and Korea was last in Asia to leave me. We don't have much of a good relationship after she decided to become "friends" with BAD Chinaball, unless they still keep in touch without Mainlander knowing it. A little bit jealous.
- Tibetball, Uyghurball, and Inner Mongoliaball - Free from bandit Chinaball! (but when I retake the mainland, yuo three will be of my clay! unite the Chinese races!)
- UNball - Taiwanball wants to leave UNball because UNball refuses to acknowledge it as real Chinaball. Taiwanball tries to regain position several times but is always turned down. But soon, I'll kill Chinaball if World War 3 start to be recognised as real Chinaball by UNball!
- Philippinesball - Like Vietnamball, he also confuses Taiwanball with Chinaball since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijingball. Also wants Pescadores clay. I'm glad that you apologized to us after your stupid coast guard shot one of our fishermen. Because if you didn't, we would continue persecuting the Filipinos here.
- El Salvadorball - Why did you also leave??? Was it because I didn't fund your Puerto La Unión??
- Fake China -
YUO SHITTY ASSHOLE, FUCK YUO! DADDY LAST WORDS OF TELL ME KNOCKINGS YUO OUT! 肏你毛澤東 (Fuck yuo, Mao Zedong)! DADDY OF SAYINGS I AM GOOD GIRL CAUSE YUO OF COMMUNISTS! FUCK YUO! #反共 IDIOT!1949 NEVER FORGET! IST OF WORST YEAR IN ME LIFE!!! Evil big brother who wants "reunification". I usually call him "mainlander". Damn 共匪 (Communist bandits)! Wait. You will nuke me if I still allies with US? WHY YOU LITTLE... (*Gets in fight with Chinaball*) DIE PRC!!!!!!!! WIRR ASCHRUSS MAINRAND!!! YUO OF FIRST ON MY LIST TO ANSCHLUSS!! YOUR CLAY IS AND WAS ALWAYS MINE! But thanks for the tourist dollars and letting us set up factories and businesses on your clay. Also gib Hainan. 島抗聯萬歲！被中華人壓迫的民族們起義！內蒙！滿洲！圖博！哈薩克！新疆！蒙古！香港！起義！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！But we can cooperate and attack Vietnam together! FCK OFF HUAWEI!
- Mongoliaball - Was of daddy ROC's clay as well!
On my anschluss list!
- Russiaball - HOW DARE YOU THROW UP IN FRONT OF ME! AMERICA CLEAN THIS MESS UP!
- Tajikistanball - Gorno-Badakhshanball was of daddy ROC's clay too! Yuo as well to be anschluss!
- Dominican Republicball - WHY YUO RECOGNIZE THE MAINLAND??? YUO TRAITOR!!! Why everyone betrays me?
- Albaniaball -
REMOVE KEBAB!For kicking me out of the United Nationsball!! 1971 NEVER FORGET!! FUCK YOU! TAIWAN IS BETTER THAN SMELLY SHQIP! 從場地中移除所有阿爾巴尼亞人！(Remove all Albanians from the premises). Wait, I was of the copyings of Kebab hater's catchphrase? Well, it was worth GIVING A BEATDOWN ON SMELLY SHQIP MAINLAND LOVERS!
Taiwanball has currently 13 counties.
- Changhuaball -
- Chiayiball -
- Hsinchuball -
- Hualienball -
- Kinmenball -
- Lienchiangball -
- Miaoliball -
- Nantouball -
- Penghuball -
- Taitungball -
- Yilanball -
- Yunlinball -