Taiwan numbah one!

Taiwanball, also known as Chinaball, officially Republic of Chinaball aka Formosaball or ROCball, is a province of China a partially recognized countryball who lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean, occupying the island of Taiwan. To their north across the Taiwan strait lies China-icon Chinaball, their big brother who constantly wants to anschluss reunify with Taiwanball. To the west across the South China sea lies Vietnam-icon Vietnamball. To their north and east across the East China Sea lies Japan-icon Japanball. To their south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippines-icon Philippinesball. The country is divided into 6 special municipalities, 3 provincial cities, and 13 counties, including their capital Taipei-icon Taipeiball being one of the municipalities located in the North, giving them a total area of 13,976 square miles, making them the 136 largest sort-of country in the world. As of 2018, Taiwanball maintains a population of about 23.58 million inhabitants.

Due to not being a fully recognized country, Taiwan is unable to join any sort of international organizations. Taiwanball was temporarily part of the UN-icon UN, but after their brother killed their Taiwan-icon Father, Taiwanball has been expelled.

Taiwan is often seen as the nicer, and more free sibling of China-icon Chinaball. Unlike their brother, Taiwan has had their mind set to Western civilization, and thus, has a very friendly attitude. Taiwanball makes friends with most of China's enemies such as South Korea-icon South Koreaball and Japan-icon Japanball, has tried out different religions instead of being just Atheism-icon Atheist, and has now even legalized Gay Marriage! Taiwanball is truly a nicer version of China.

Taiwanball’s national day is October 10


Like all other East Asian balls, Taiwanball is descended from 1-icon 1ball, and also from all the other Chinese Dynastyballs as well as some Taiwanese natives. In the 1500’s, Taiwanball was given the name “Ilha Formosa” or “Beautiful Island” by Portuguese Empire-icon Portugalball. In the 1600s, Dutch Empire-icon Netherlandsball (Dutch East Indies-icon Dutch Formosaball ) and Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball occupied some of his modern clay.

Some time later, Mingball came and occupied Taiwanball, which then were kicked out by Qing-icon Qingball.

In 1895, Taiwanball’s future clay was occupied by Empire of Japanball, and spent the next 50 years with him, and his sex slave (aka 'comfort woman') Joseon-icon Koreaball.

Republic of China

From 1912, the Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball was born after killing Qing-icon Qingball.

In 1945, Taiwanball was born to Nationalist Taiwan-icon Chinaball, but their big brother China-icon People's Republic of Chinaball soon killed him, and took over most of their fathers clay, before forcing Taiwanball to flee to the island on which they reside now in 1949.

Taiwanball is currently protected by USA-icon USAball, but it is possible that in the future, they will be conquered by China-icon Chinaball (Probably).

When competes in international sports events, does it under the name Chinese-Taipei-icon Chinese Taipei because of evil commie bandit.

The territory of the Republic of China according to its existing national boundaries shall not be altered except by resolution of the National Assembly. -- Section I, Article 4 of the Constitution of the Republic of China, 1947



Asia and Middle East


Central America and Carribean


North America



South America


朋友 (Friends)

  • USA-icon USAball - Non-communist friend who helped Taiwanball with their relationship with China-icon Chinaball, and with defense. But please recognise me again! I will help you with Huawei Crisis!
  • Japan-icon Japanball - In 1937 at Nanking, Japanese-Empire-icon Imperial Japanball raped my Taiwan-icon father and got his cover blown. Well, sort of. Mainly because of Tiaoyutai. REMEMBER DADDY 1937 IN NANKING!!! Despite our past, Rìbĕn is a good friend in sports and we help each other a lot. Best friends in natural disasters (both have lots of earthquakes!)
  • Okinawa-icon Okinawaball - Little brother.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Opposed UNfair Resolution 2758. I heard he just elected Jair Bolsonaro, good, now we can remove mainlanders together
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball - Best friends and nephew with Taiwanball. Both hate evil bandit China-icon Chinaball. I'm very like his curry fish ball and Hong Kong-style milk tea(絲襪奶茶)!!
  • Macau-icon Macauball - Best friend's brother. Gamble Gamble!
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - I secret friend loan land to Tringapore for military exercise since 1970s to prevent kebab invasion.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Stepfather (sort of). Occupied some of his southern clay in the past.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Stepmother (sort of). Occupied some of her clay in the North.
  • Swaziland-icon eSwatiniball - Glad he recognize me for being the real China.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - Thank yuo for helping build my bridge.
  • Paraguay-icon Paraguayball - Very good friend. He recognizes me and lives in the other side of the world in terms of coordinates and says he will always be loyal to me.
  • India-icon​ ​​Indiaball- Hates Chinaball, or at least has some bias agianst him, he does not recognize me. He is however improving his relations with me a lot and gibs money. 
  • Armenia-iconArmeniaball - He like me is not recognized 

中立 (Neutral)

  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Like Vietnam-icon Vietnamball and Philippines-icon Philippinesball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China. But only the beginning, now he help me by sendings their best students and workers here. But hands of Pescadores clay!!! But thanks for letting me compete in 2018 asian games.
  • Panama-icon Panamaball - Why yuo no recognize me anymore!?! It's the money, isn't it?
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball (mostly) - Both have crappy neighbors to deal with. We have military solidarity and Korea was last in Asia to leave me. We don't have much of a good relationship after she decided to become "friends" with BAD China-icon Chinaball, unless they still keep in touch without Mainlander knowing it. A little bit jealous.
  • Tibet-icon Tibetball, Uyghur-icon Uyghurball, and Inner Mongolia-icon Inner Mongoliaball - Free from bandit Chinaball! (but when I retake the mainland, yuo three will be of my clay! unite the Chinese races!)
  • UN-icon UNball - Taiwanball wants to leave UNball because UNball refuses to acknowledge it as real Chinaball. Taiwanball tries to regain position several times but is always turned down. But soon, I'll kill China-icon Chinaball if World War 3 start to be recognised as real Chinaball by UNball!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Like Vietnam-icon Vietnamball, he also confuses Taiwanball with Chinaball since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijingball. Also wants Pescadores clay. I'm glad that you apologized to us after your stupid coast guard shot one of our fishermen. Because if you didn't, we would continue persecuting the Filipinos here.
  • El Salvador-icon El Salvadorball - Why did you also leave??? Was it because I didn't fund your Puerto La Unión??

敵人 (Enemies)





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