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Taiwanball, officially the Republic of
Bubble Rising Sun Tea Chinaball (abbreviated to ROCball), retroactively just Chinaball or Nationalist Chinaball (prefers to call himself Zhonghua), is the only true, real China an island countryball with limited recognition that lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean, occupying the island of himself and other surrounding Chinese islands that are uncontrolled by the People's Republic of Chinaball, his crazy younger brother who insanely wants to kill reunify with Taiwanball by following Hong Kong's model as a SAR. To his north across, Taiwan strait lies the PRC. To the west across the South China Sea lies Vietnamball. To his north and east across the East China Sea lies Japanball. To his south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippinesball. Within the other islands controlled by the country, he is divided into 2 nominal provinces, 6 special municipalities, 3 provincial cities, and 13 counties, including his capital Taipeiball being one of the municipalities located in the North, giving him a total area of 13,976 square miles, making him the 136th largest country in the world. As of 2018, Taiwanball maintains a population of about 23.58 million inhabitants, making him the 56th most populous country in the world.
Due to not being a fully recognized country, Taiwanball is unable to join any sort of international organizations. He was temporarily a part of the UN, but his brother turned stronk and took over the mainland.
Unlike other unrecognised countryballs, Taiwanball is internationally called as a country (unlike Kosovoball), has a big economy, with major contributions from steel, machinery, electronics and chemicals manufacturing. Although Taiwan used to be a very authoritarian country in the past, he later transitioned from a one-party military dictatorship to a multi-party democracy with a semi-presidential system. This makes it very different from the Marxist-Leninist semi-presidential one-party on mainland Chinaball.
Taiwanball is the only Asian countryball to fully legalise gay marriage, which disgusted the international community.
Although he is officially a partially recognised countryball
but will be officially recognised by many countries again, Taiwan has non-diplomatic relations with 47 other countries, and most if not all of them have de facto embassies run by Taiwan. These countries act like they do recognise him (especially Japanball). This makes him one of the most famous countries in the world.
Taiwanball's birthday is on October 10 and his astrological sign is Libra. October 10 is Double Tenth Day, which is different from other national day celebrations. Double Tenth Day always shows a very big parade Taiwanball celebrates with his friends, including: Nauruball, Tuvaluball, Palauball, etc.
His political status remains ambiguous. However, the international community has been supporting Taiwan and many of them believe that he is legitimate China (example). Most of the supporters think he is an independent countryball. Nevertheless, his future remains uncertain. There are several possible concepts for his future. The first one is about the Republic of China ruling the mainland area, which is extremely likely. The second one is being a prefecture of Japan. The third one is being an independent countryball under the Taiwan Solidarity Union (or other pro-ROT parties), which is highly unlikely. The fourth one is being a SAR of
someone he does not even recognise his brother. The fifth one is weirdly enough being the 51st state of the USAball.
The island of Formosa was born as two separate colonies. One to Netherlandsball in 1624 as a 7ball, and one to Spainball as a 2ball, unlike all other East Asian balls. They were given the name “Ilha Formosa” or “Beautiful Island” by Portugalball. Dutch Formosaball anschlussed his Spanish brother and kicked the Spanish in 1642. Formosa, under Dutch rule, leads to mass Han immigration which attracted Kingdom of Tungningball (Fake Mingball) to occupy him as a base to strike back at Qingball, but the former wasn't very successful because Qingball kicked him out and became the new rulers of Formosa.
In 1895, Formosaball was occupied and annexed by the Empire of Japanball. He spent the next 50 years with him, and many other balls such as his sex slave (aka 'comfort woman') Koreaball. But while Koreaball was constantly getting banged, Japanese Formosaball has left a virgin (because he was underage) but groomed with railroads and sewers to become a "model colony" aidoru for the rest of the Axis to fap over.
The Republic of China (1912-1949)
In 1945, after USAball and China blew up the Empire of Japanball, Formosa was given to the care of Nationalist Chinaball. To make sure that its soul would take over his clay without pesky Japanese remnants, ROCball shot up much of Formosaball on February 28, 1947, in an incident known as 228.
To cement their claims over all of China, Formosa, Tibet, and even Mongoliaball, ROCball wrote this in Section I, Article 4 of the Constitution of the Republic of China, 1947, saying The territory of the Republic of China according to its existing national boundaries shall not be altered except by resolution of the National Assembly.
But 2 years later, their big communist brother People's Republic of Chinaball soon killed him and took over most of his brother's clay. He was forced to flee to the island and his seat was stolen by PRCball
according to South Koreaball.
The military leader Chiang Kai-shek ruled the island as the President of the Republic of China from March 1, 1950, till April 5, 1975.
Nationalist Chinaball was born in 1911 after his father Qingball died. His clay, inherited from his father, had lots of foreign-occupied patches in it. In 1915, he almost became another dynastic Chinaball like his father and ancestors, and this resulted in him having lots of warlord cliques, including Communist Chinaball, who would later kill him.
In the 1920s, Nationalist Chinaball had lots of tumors, and diseases fought each other for control of his body. In 1928, he became a Unitary state. Japanball took advantage of this to expand his territory in East Asia, by taking one of his children, Manchuball, and turning him into Manchukuoball in 1931. In 1937, Japanball kidnapped and raped Chinaball, just as he was beginning to recover from his illnesses.
However, when USAball helped him defeat Japanball in 1945, his rebellious communist brother, Communist Chinaball, became People's Republic of Chinaball and injured him in 1949, while his soul fled to Formosa and took away his original soul, becoming Taiwanball. Republic of Chinaball currently controls his body now though recognized until 1971.
Taiwanball and both speak Mandarin, but Taiwanball uses traditional Chinese characters for writing, whereas Chinaball uses simplified Chinese characters. Taiwanball also usually speaks Taiwanese Hokkien (or just Taiwanese), which is a Hokkien language but has some European loan words. Both of the brothers differ greatly on their age. Taiwanball is 109 years old, while PRCball is only 71.
According to an opinion poll released by the Mainland Affairs Council taken after the second 2008 meeting, 71.79% of the Taiwanese public supported continuing negotiations and solving issues between the two sides through the semi-official organizations, SEF and ARATS, 18.74% of the Taiwanese public did not support this, while 9.47% of the Taiwanese public did not have an opinion.
In 2015, a poll conducted by the Taiwan Braintrust showed that about 90 percent of the population would identify themselves as Taiwanese rather than Chinese if they were to choose between the two. Around 56% would rather remain as they currently are, 31% would like to separate with Chinaball, and 8% would like to reunify with Chinaball. The rest did not answer.
Taiwanball is protected by USAball and other allies. This means if Chinaball attempts to conquer Taiwanball, he would face strong opposition of the allies, meaning that this could lead to countries to stop acknowledging the One China policy.
Most other countryballs don't want to recognise Taiwanball as an independent countryball because they believe that China will invade them, despite Taiwan loves to invest them.
When Taiwanball competes in international sports events, he does it under the name Chinese Taipei.
In 2020, the DPP president Tsai Ing-wen of the Pan-Green DPP was elected with a great majority, resulting in Han Kuo-yu's defeat.
Taiwan has a unique mixture of Sinitic and Austronesian culture. Despite having his full aboriginal blood only 2% thanks to Formosa, he loves the Austronesian culture very much and is proud to be. During Double Tenth Day (his birthday), he usually shows Austronesian performances.
Asia and the Middle East
Central America and the Caribbean
- St. Kitts and Nevisball
- Saint Luciaball
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball
Countries that have informal relations with Taiwan
Africa (3 countries)
Asia (17 countries and 2 states under Chinese sovereignty)
- Hong Kongball
- Saudi Arabiaball
- South Koreaball
F*ck why don't u recognize me?
- USAball - North American friend who helped me with their relationship with Chinaball, and with defence. But please recognize me again! I will help you with Huawei Crisis! Also, I love your Disney movies and songs! Frozen II is the best movie ever! Thank you for sending Alex Azar to my clay!
- Hong Kongball - Best friends and former son. I love his curry fish ball and Hong Kong-style milk tea (絲襪奶茶)!! My president supports your protests. I hope you can protest to Freedom and Democracy, we'll help you furthermore. Thank you for celebrating my national day!
You wait....one day....we will reunify
- Inner Mongoliaball - ok.......
- Xinjiangball - Hey don't leave me!!! Oh wait you don't want to, it's fine, I'll gib yuo independence once I take over
FakeMainland China. Even remove the re-education camps.
- Tibetball - Stop following my stupid brother goddamnit!
- Japanball -
Ruined my bubble tea 他媽的動漫In 1937 at Nanking, his father raped me and got his cover blown. Well, sort of. Mainly because of Diaoyutai. REMEMBER ROC 1937 IN NANKING!!! Despite our past, Japanball is a good friend in sports and we help each other a lot. Best friends in natural disasters (both have lots of earthquakes!). PLEASE RECOGNIZE ME AGAIN!!!! Thanks for opposing that so-called UN Resolution 2758 BUT WHY DID YOU RELEASED GENSHIN IMPACT IN YOUR CLAY? YOU KNOW THIS GAME IS CHINESE NOT JAPANESE?? PLEASE REMOVE THAT!!! ALSO THIS GAME SHOULD BE TAIWANESE BUT THAT FUCKING MAINLAND STOLE IT!!
- Okinawaball - Little brother. Your soba noodles are good! Love you
- Brazilball - Opposed UN Resolution 2758. I heard he just elected Jair Bolsonaro, good, now we can remove the illegal Chinese government together. XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!!!
- Thailandball - Fellow milk tea brother who protects me from Wumaos. Milk tea strong!!!
- South Koreaball (mostly) - My cousin. We have military solidarity and Korea was last in Asia to leave me(1992). We don't have much of a good relationship after she decided to become "friends" with BAD Chinaball unless they still keep in touch without Mainlander knowing it. A little bit jealous. However, when I am looking at Youtube comments on videos about me, I only see South Koreans saying "Real China" with my FLAG EMOJI!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!! Also, K-Pop and K-Drama are of best stuff yuo've ever made.
- Portugalball - Thanks for giving me a name, I think.
- Vietnamball - Hiya!! Hello, my American backed friend. I like you because we both hate fake china and we also love capitalism but damn you're a commie. He also opposes the One China Policy and he is finding a way to recognise me again as real China. But at first, divorce with your scary wife firstly.
- Finlandball - Gib Janji!
- Nas Daily - Thank you for recognising me as a hero.
- Netherlandsball - he colonised my largest island, so he loves me a lot and helps me to fight against my commie brother. His Dutch people love to visit my clay, and they apologised about my past.
Daddy, show me the way of the weed.......
- Czechiaball - Best European friend. I hope he will recognise me. He usually waves my flag when he protests. We love you.
- Azerbaijanball - 'GIB DIPLOMACY PL0X!' I support you on Nagorno-Karabakhball!!! KEBAB STRONK!!! ƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏ
- Lee Teng Hui - MY HERO!! YOU will be missed by all of us! RIP
- Kosovoball - FREE KOSOVO!!!! We know Albaniaball is our rival, but is of frenemy because we recognise yuo!
DaYing-jeou - My previous president. Every single year he disguises himself as "Ma Da-jeou " for some reason. Anyways, YOU'RE A HERO!!!
- Somalilandball - A democratic African country. You can take out the Corrupted Pirate freak cause he is a mainland bully. Sadly only me and That Annoying dickhead that you call uncle recognize u
- UKball - Hong Kong's European and loved father. He does not recognize me, but I'm glad that he calls me the real China. Anyway, we fight the COVID-19 pandemic together. Yuo will be my best friend in the future,
- eSwatiniball - Glad he recognizes me for being the echt China.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Thank you for helping me build my bridge and train, and also opposed UN Resolution 2758. We both also don't like Ethiopiaball
- Paraguayball - A very good friend. He recognizes me and lives on the other side of the world in terms of coordinates and says he will always be loyal to me.
- Swedenball - One of his producers Manse made a song called "Rising Sun", and that resembles the sun on my flag!
- Indiaball - Hates Chinaball and Pakistanball, or at least has some bias against him, he does not recognize me. He is, however, improving his relations with me a lot, we buy tea from him to make bubble milk tea, and also gives money. T-Series is the best!!!! uwu. You could've had opposed UN Resolution 2758. JAI HIND!!
- Nauruball - He used to recognise my brother but only for a short period. He apologised and recognised me again.....can't believe he can pass that "One China" Policy.
- Israelcube - We share a lot in common. We have big bullies that ignore us. We are very developed allies of the US. We may not recognize each other officially, but we do help each other. PLEASE RECOGNISE ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
- Malaysiaball - a lot of his 1ball came to stay in my clay, also he gave us Michael Wong, Fish Leong, and Namewee....yadde yadde yada. Also we both did great handling coronavirus in our country, Noor Hisham is your version of our Chen Shih Chung
- Macauball - Hong Kong's brother, WHO KEEPS GAMBLING AND THAT'S WHAT HE ONLY DOES! I'LL MAKE YOU MY MAID!!!
- Indonesiaball - Fellow Dutch brother. Like Vietnamball and Philippinesball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China. But only the beginning, now he helps me by sending their best students and workers here. But hands off Pescadores clay!!! Most of your musicians also copied a lot of my mandopop songs!! But thanks for letting me compete in 2018 Asian games.
- Panamaball - Why don't you recognize me anymore!?!
- Russiaball - Although he of friends with my naughty brother, he is one of my biggest importers. Thanks for importing electronics and electronic parts, computers and computer parts, and home appliances to yuo. In return I import crude oil, cast iron and steel, nonferrous metals, petrochemical products, ferro-alloys, coking coal, timber, and chemical fertilisers. but Tuva is still mine! HE BELONGS TO ME AND HE WILL ALWAYS BELONG TO ME! But we still have OK relations, for now. We are friends with Indiaball and we both have representative offices in each other's clay, so thank you for giving me diplomatic missions.
- Argentinaball - We have informal relations, but TELL YOUR STUPID SON TO CHANGE HIS NAME, although he and I have an antipode.
- UNball - I got kicked cuz i didn't get enough recognizion . I tried to regain position several times but am always turned down. But soon............ I will rise up....
- Shqip - 1971 NEVER FORGET!!!!!! But I think we're okay now because I recognise Kosovo. I don't think you like my brother anymore.
- Philippinesball - Sorry for persecuting Filipinos, but STOP SENDING OFWS!!! I don't want to be overcrowded but still OK. You're somewhat my adoptive sister thanks to Spain.
- El Salvadorball - Why did you also leave??? WE ARE BROTHERS!!!
- Spainball - Imperialist idiot. Complicated relationship because she occupied my enclaved capital. She is still imperialist, so mostly she sucks.
YUO ARE THE WORST EUROPEAN MOTHER TO EXIST, IMPERIALIST PIG!!!!! YUO STOLE TAIPEI FROM ME!!!!! 1646 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! REMOVE FASCISM!!! YUO ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING IMPERIALIST WOMAN WHO THINKS YUO'RE "SUCCESSFUL"!!!!!!BUT apart from what I said, we are neutral, currently. She never does something that I hate, although she recognises illegal China. Nonetheless, we both hate Jitler, a YouTuber who thinks he's "Korean", but actually a fake chinese puppet. This is why I'll put her on neutral. I still think she already colonised my island, but I'm keeping an eye on her, just in case if she tries to anschluss me again.
- Ethiopiaball - VERY complicated relationship. He supports my evil brother and calls me fake China, so usually he's a fat dickhead and he is very racist.
YOUR NOT EVEN A REAL 8ball TEDROS!! YOU ARE A FAKE CHINA PUPPET WHO DID BLACK FACE AND SAID THE N WORD WITH OUT THE PASS TO INDEMIDATE THE AFRO SEMETIC The poor ethiopian people.YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ETHIOPIANS DO NOT HAVE THE N PASS #OROMIA LIVES MATTER!! #SOMALI LIVES MATTER!!! But apart from what I said we are OK. Well, because we support Somaliland and we also hate Somaliaball. He is of friend of USAball too. So, I'm putting him on neutral, but he's still a dickhead.
- Coronavirus - GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!! YOU KILL MY PEOPLE!!!!! SHAME ON MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!
- Tajikistanball - Gorno-Badakhshanball was my clay!!!!
- 2b2tball - YOU ARE PART OF ME AND YOU WERE MY CLAY AS WELL AND YOU BELONG!!
- Pakistanball - YOU BETRAYED ME!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR THE FIRST COUNTRY TO END MY RELATIONS AND JOIN THAT COMMIE FREAK!!!! REMOVE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
- Somaliaball - Fake somalia and stop terorizing everyone you Communist China lover
- Cataloniaball - I don't care if you're friends with my son, shut up with your communist protests. Stop supporting my so-called "Taiwan independence" movement, keep crying at Èluósīball, he won't help.
- Tuvaball -
操你，商人！！！！你是我的！！！！我要求您，而且您一定要相信我！對俄羅斯感到羞恥，因為他非法地將您附加了給您！！！我將成為您的附件，您將永遠屬於我！！！您將永遠不會對我隱瞞！！！！嘗試逃脫，我會用我的光榮軍隊壓制你！您的父親俄羅斯是一堆狗屎，他是一位獨裁者制度！如果您獲得了來自俄羅斯的獨立性，我將給您報仇，並把您作為我的黏土來！！！！COME BACK, LITTLE TUVA!!!! I'M SORRY THAT I CALLED YOU A PIECE OF SH*T AND NOW I REGRET LOSING YUO!!!!!! PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!!!!! CAN WE INTO REUNITE, PLEASE? I STILL LOVE YOU!!! I'll get you sometime later...*cries*
- Serbiaball - REMOVE PRC PUPPET! DEFEND KEBAB! KOSOVO IS OF INDEPENDENT, 科索沃是阿爾巴尼亞的!!!
- Armeniaball - REMOVE KARABAKH OCUPPIER! REMOVE KARABAKH OCCUPIER!!!! Fuck you and your occupation of Nagorno-Karabakh. He is neither independent nor your clay, he is of glorious Azeri clay. I DON'T CARE IF YUO ARE OF FRIENDS WITH VIETNAM!!! YUO OF FUCKING MAO PUPPET WHO HATES THE POWERFUL KEBAB. I AM ALSO FRIENDS WITH TURKEY NOW REMOVE ARMENIA REMOVE KARABAKH OCCUPIER REMOVE KEBAB REMOVER REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- KSKSKSKSKSKSKS - You are my best trading partner but...
(no translating bois)YUO永遠是最糟糕的兄弟!!!! 你是我的!!!! 去地獄你傻瓜!!!!! 總是SUCC共產主義者土豆的糞便令人討厭！！！ 我是真正的中華！！！ 來吧，拜託！ 我有一支更好的軍隊，我會進軍你（可能沒有）！！！ 為什麼是“中國”而不是“中華”？ 我的人均GDP還比您高！！！ 尤歐永遠不會像我這樣發達的國家！ 刪除習近平!!!!! 愚蠢的中國假貨!!! 此外，您的愚蠢行為還顯示了GODFREY高！ 毛！ 我將刪除您的領導者！！！ 再一次，你是我的！ 你是我的黏土!!!!!!!! 您想在2020年讓我成為您的一份子，現在就離開我的土地和粘土吧！！！！ 而且我可以再來北京！！ BEIPING將長期生存！！ 和南京！ 中國民族主義者將在中國大陸崛起!!!!!!!!! 如果您在三態和支持下無法與我保持一致，那是愚蠢的超音速，我將免費釋放我的兒子和答案!!!!! 刪除共產主義者土豆!!!!!!!!! 中華不會亡中華民國萬歲中國永遠不會死拒絕一國兩制熱愛中華民國熱愛民主自由堅持和平繁榮！！！！！！！！
- One China Policy - YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!! THIS IS WHY EVERYONE STOPPED RECOGNISING ME, REMOVE THIS POLICY, I WANT MY POLICY!!!!!!! REMOVE COMMUNIST ONE CHINA POLICY!!!!!!
- FAKE KOREA - FAKE KOREA!!! PRC PIGDOG, STOP F**KING NUKING US!!! REMOVE KIM JONG PIG!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Palestineball - 你該死！！！您認為耶路撒冷是您的，而不是以色列的？？操你！以色列是我的朋友！您是黏土，不是獨立國家！！！哈哈，非常感謝美國不承認您！！！耶路撒冷是以色列的首都！！！YUO IS OF A FAKE COUNTRY!!!! I SUPPORT KOSHER AGAINST YUO!!!!! YUO ARE OF HIS CLAY!!!! JERASULEM IS KOSHER CLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jitler - REMOVE 恐怖主義 remove 恐怖主義 yuo are worst terrorism. Yuo are a fucking fake chinese puppet and you're 0% Korean. THE REASON I HATE YUO IS BECAUSE YUO KEEP RUINING FLAGS, INCLUDING JAPAN'S FLAG AND- WAIT YUO EVEN RUINED MY BROTHER'S FLAG???? ARE YUO FILIPHOBIC OR WHAT??? 您很抱歉，對此！甚至死亡！死！(Translate: YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY ABOUT THAT! EVEN DEAD! DEAD!) I WILL FUCKING SUE YUO WHEN YUO TRY TO MESS UP OR BURN MY FLAG, AND I'LL ARREST YUO WHEN YUO TRY TO ENTER MY CLAY!!! XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI! I HOPE YOU CAN BURN IN HELL!!!
Taiwanball has currently 13 counties.
- "I AM REAL CHINA!!!!!!!!!"
- "Yan and Huang, you both are the heroes of East Asia!"
- "Taiwan #1!!"
- "Remove communism!!!! Tridemism stronk!!"
- "WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT MY COMMIE ADOPTIVE BROTHER WAS QING??? I AM FORMERLY QING!!!!!!!!!"
- "Can into Austronesian and Sinitic blood!"
- "Bubble tea stronk!"
- "光我民族，促進大同。" (Glorify our nation and promote Great Unity.)
- "Liberate Hong Kong!!!"
- "HONG KONG AND THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA (TAIWAN) TOGETHER, FIGHT AGAINST TYRANNY!!!!!!!!!"
- "FUCK YOU, PRC!!!!!!!"
- "Gib recognition!!!!"
- "Kuomintang stronk!"
- "Long live the
- "Three Principles of the People."