Taiwan numbah one!

Taiwanball, also known as Chinaball, officially the Republic of Chinaball aka Formosaball or ROCball, is a province of China a partially recognized countryball that lives in East Asia in the western Pacific Ocean, occupying the island of Taiwan. To their north across the Taiwan strait lies China-icon Chinaball, their big brother who constantly wants to anschluss reunify with Taiwanball. To the west across the South China Sea lies Vietnam-icon Vietnamball. To their north and east across the East China Sea lies Japan-icon Japanball. To their south across the Luzon Strait lies Philippines-icon Philippinesball. The country is divided into 6 special municipalities, 3 provincial cities, and 13 counties, including their capital Taipei-icon Taipeiball being one of the municipalities located in the North, giving them a total area of 13,976 square miles, making them the 136 largest sort-of country in the world. As of 2018, Taiwanball maintains a population of about 23.58 million inhabitants.

Due to not yet being a fully recognized country, Taiwan is unable to join any sort of international organizations. Taiwanball was temporarily a part of the UN-icon UN, but after their China-icon brother bullied and killed Taiwan-icon Father, Taiwanball was expelled.

Taiwan is often seen as the nicer and freer sibling of the communist China-icon Chinaball. Unlike their brother, Taiwan has had their mindset to Western civilization, and thus, has a very friendly attitude. Taiwanball makes friends with most of China's enemies such as South Korea-icon South Koreaball and Japan-icon Japanball, and has now even legalized Gay Marriage.

Taiwanball’s national day is October 10


Like all other East Asian balls, Taiwanball is descended from 1-icon 1ball, and from other Chinese Dynastyballs and some Taiwanese natives. In the 1500’s, Taiwanball was given the name “Ilha Formosa” or “Beautiful Island” by Portuguese Empire-icon Portugalball. In the 1600s, Dutch Empire-icon Netherlandsball (Dutch East Indies-icon Dutch Formosaball ) and Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball occupied some of his modern clay.

Some time later, Ming-icon Mingball came and occupied Taiwanball, which then were kicked out by Qing-icon Qingball.

In 1895, Taiwanball was occupied and annexed by Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japanball. He spent the next 50 years with him, and many other balls such as his sex slave (aka 'comfort woman') Joseon-icon Koreaball.

The Republic of China (1912-1949)

From 1912, the Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball was born after killing Qing-icon Qingball.

In 1945, Taiwanball was born to Taiwan-icon Nationalist Chinaball, but their big communist brother China-icon People's Republic of Chinaball soon killed him, and took over most of their fathers clay. He was forced to flee to the island of Taiwanball in 1949.

Section I, Article 4 of the Constitution of the Republic of China, 1947 says The territory of the Republic of China according to its existing national boundaries shall not be altered except by resolution of the National Assembly.

The military leader Chiang Kai-shek ruled Taiwanball as the President of the Republic of China from March 1, 1950 till April 5, 1975.

In the 1980s to early 1990s, Taiwanball transitioned from a one-party military dictatorship to a multi-party democracy with a semi-presidential system. This makes it very different from the one-party communist dictatorship on mainland China-icon Chinaball.

Current Situation

Taiwanball mainly speaks Mandarin and uses traditional Chinese characters for writing. China-icon Chinaball uses simplified Chinese characters.

As of 2019, the majority population of Taiwanball considers themselves Taiwanese. They like democracy and capitalism. The people of Taiwanball have significantly more freedom and human rights protection than China-icon Chinaball. They don't want to be ruled by the commies China-icon Chinaball. However, he is still being bullied and threatened by China-icon Chinaball with forced reunification.

Taiwanball is protected by USA-icon USAball and other allies. This means if China-icon Chinaball attempts to conquer Taiwanball it would face strong opposition of the allies and UN-icon UNball.

Most other countryballs don't want to recognize Taiwanball as an independent countryball, because they're afraid of upsetting China-icon Chinaball and their economic interests.

Taiwanball is waiting until the China-icon Communist Party of China loses power in mainland Chinaball. Then it can declare independence as the Republic of Taiwan-icon Republic of Taiwanball, or restore a new legitimate Taiwan-icon Republic of Chinaball.

When Taiwanball competes in international sports events, he does it under the name Chinese-Taipei-icon Chinese Taipei because of evil commie bandit.



Asia and the Middle East


Central America and the Carribean


North America



South America


朋友 (Friends)

  • USA-icon USAball - Non-communist friend who helped Taiwanball with their relationship with China-icon Chinaball, and with defence. But please recognise me again! I will help you with Huawei Crisis! It was that motherf*cker Carter and the left-wing politicians that led to PRC being recognized.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - In 1937 at Nanking, Japanese-Empire-icon his father raped my Taiwan-icon father and got his cover blown. Well, sort of. Mainly because of Tiaoyutai. REMEMBER DADDY 1937 IN NANKING!!! Despite our past, Rìbĕn is a good friend in sports and we help each other a lot. Best friends in natural disasters (both have lots of earthquakes!)
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball -  Hiya!! Hello my American backed friend. I like you because we both hate China.. However don't hate LGBT otherwise...
  • Okinawa-icon Okinawaball - Little brother.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Opposed UNfair Resolution 2758. I heard he just elected Jair Bolsonaro, good, now we can remove mainlanders together
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball - Best friends and nephew with Taiwanball. Both hate evil bandit China-icon Chinaball. I'm very like his curry fish ball and Hong Kong-style milk tea(絲襪奶茶)!! Hope so you can protest to Freedom and Democracy.
  • Macau-icon Macauball - Best friend's brother. Gamble Gamble!
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - I secret friend loan land to Tringapore for military exercise since 1970s to prevent kebab invasion.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Stepfather (sort of). Occupied some of his southern clay in the past.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Stepmother (sort of). Occupied some of her clay in the North.
  • Swaziland-icon eSwatiniball - Glad he recognize me for being the real China.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - Thank yuo for helping build my bridge.
  • Paraguay-icon Paraguayball - Very good friend. He recognizes me and lives in the other side of the world in terms of coordinates and says he will always be loyal to me.
  • India-icon Indiaball- Hates Chinaball, or at least has some bias agianst him, he does not recognize me. He is however improving his relations with me a lot and gibs money. 
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - He like me is not recognized 

中立 (Neutral)

  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Like Vietnam-icon Vietnamball and Philippines-icon Philippinesball, he also confuses Taiwanball with China. But only the beginning, now he help me by sendings their best students and workers here. But hands of Pescadores clay!!! But thanks for letting me compete in 2018 asian games.
  • Panama-icon Panamaball - Why yuo no recognize me anymore!?! It's the money, isn't it?
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball (mostly) - Both have crappy neighbors to deal with. We have military solidarity and Korea was last in Asia to leave me. We don't have much of a good relationship after she decided to become "friends" with BAD China-icon Chinaball, unless they still keep in touch without Mainlander knowing it. A little bit jealous.
  • Tibet-icon Tibetball, Uyghur-icon Uyghurball, and Inner Mongolia-icon Inner Mongoliaball - Free from bandit Chinaball! (but when I retake the mainland, yuo three will be of my clay! unite the Chinese races!)
  • UN-icon UNball - Taiwanball wants to leave UNball because UNball refuses to acknowledge it as real Chinaball. Taiwanball tries to regain position several times but is always turned down. But soon, I'll kill China-icon Chinaball if World War 3 start to be recognised as real Chinaball by UNball!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Like Vietnam-icon Vietnamball, he also confuses Taiwanball with Chinaball since many (fake) Chinese retreated to Beijingball. Also wants Pescadores clay. I'm glad that you apologized to us after your stupid coast guard shot one of our fishermen. Because if you didn't, we would continue persecuting the Filipinos here.
  • El Salvador-icon El Salvadorball - Why did you also leave??? Was it because I didn't fund your Puerto La Unión??

敵人 (Enemies)


Taiwanball has currently 13 counties.




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