Tajikistan, officially the Republic of Tajikistanball, is a mountainous, landlocked country in Central Asia. Often times, some people - including US mistakes Boliviaball or Hungaryball for Tajikistanball, but sometimes he is also mistaken for Kurdistanball for many reasons.
Nothing much is known about Tajikistan because he is small and irrelevant. He is poor but his economies is slowly growing thanks to his BFFs China and Russia. Tajikistan also has relationships with Kurdistan but unlike Kurdistan, he likes kebab.
Because he was once a part of the USSR, he retains parts of Russia's personality.
Tajikistan was once part of glorious Sogdian Empire and Bactria and was Zoroastrian and Buddhist before the Arabs invaded his clay. He later used to reign the First Iranian Muslim Empire as Samanid. Later on, he was annexed by Afghans/Persians, China, and especially Turko-Mongolic Empire, that why he has some Turkish words. Finally, he was conquered by Russia and worked with him. He later became part of the USSR and now he is independent. Tajikistan was not always that poor, in fact, he used to be one of the richest countries in Asia and the richest in Central Asia
He has many links with Kurdistanball, one of them being his Kurmanji dialect which includes many Turkish & Persian words are one of the main reason. Kurds themselves think they understand better together than with other Kurds. Another thing is also his flag and that they are both Aryan-Iranian Brothers and also they're part of glorious Persian/Aryan Empire and some are still Zoroastrian but a majority is still Sunni Muslim. Another reason is that both dislike Kababstan. Also, Kurdistan sees him as the only Sunni friend that never backstabbed him.
Despite all this, there are some things that are different. For example, he does not hate Turkeyball that much, and Tajikistanball also wants to be part of Iranball, and also some Tajiks convert to Shia Islam.
- Iranball - Best brother ever! I am totally related to him because my flag represents them But dont hate America plox.
- Russiaball - Great Friend that I support him very much.
- Chinaball - Best trading partner and True China.
- USAball - Great trading partners.
- Afghanistanball - Brother that I support him against the terrorists
- Kazakhbrick - Another best Turkic ally.
- Turkeyball - Turkic ally.
- Kurdistanball -Great Brother since we share similar flags.
- Kyrgyzstanball - Turkic friend. We have been very good relations and he helps me eliminate terrorists and helps my people. We dislike Uzbek nationalists.
- Armeniaball - Friend of Iran and friend of me.
- Pakistanball - Well you're a good guy. But you support that evil terrorist who torments Afghanistanball so its complicated.
- Turkmenistanball - Isolated brother that I don't mind so much.
- Uzbekistanball - GIB BACK SAMARKAND AND BUKHARA YOU NOSEY BASTARD WITH BONE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BRAIN! MOST OF YOU ARE OF LEGITIMATE TAJIK WHICH IDENTIFY AS 'UZBEK' JUST TO AVOID TO BE EXPELLED TO MY MODERN DAY CLAY DURING SOVIET ERA!!!
- ISISball - YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD YOU FUCKING SALAFI WAHHABI TERRORIST!
- Sovietball - 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! WORST COMMIE! I HAD TO PRETEND TO LOVE YUO FOR 62 YEARS! YOU WILL NEVER ANSHLUSS ME FOREVER!
- Saudi Arabiaball - YOUR EVIL WAHHABI AND YOUR UGLY BEARD ARE FUCKING TRASH!
- Hungaryball - FLAG STEALER! ALSO IRAN HATES YOU. TAKE REFUGEES YOU PUSHY BASTARD
- Any Terrorists of Any KIND: FUCK OFF. ALLAH WILL DESTROY YOU
- Talibanball - YOU JIHADIST WILL NEVER INTRODUCE YOUR BEARDS IN MY COUNTRY AND NEVER TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON MY DEAR LEADER!
- Al-Qaedaball - ANOTHER JIHADIST WHO SUPPORTED UNITED TAJIK OPPOSITION REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!
- Uyghurs: SORRY YOUR NOT WELCOME TO SCREW MY TERRITORY
- Taiwanball - GORNO-BADAKHSHAN OF NOT YOUR! ALSO BTW CHINA IS TRUE CHINA NOT YOU! AND YOUR BUBBLE TEA IS SO DISGUSTING! REMOVE BUBBLE TEA!
- BEARDS - OH NONONONONONONO! BEARDS ARE FORBIDDEN IN MY COUNTRY!
- JOKES - THIS TYPE OF HUMOR IS TRASH AND IS A THREAT TO MY DEAR PRESIDENT!
- PUBLIC BIRTHDAY PARTIES - MY PREISDENT'S BIRTHDAY WILL BE PUBLIC FOREVER! NOT YOURS!
- Youtube - How dare you posted the video with my DEAR PRESIDENT DRUNK! I BLOCKED YOU!
- Faceblock - Same as Youtube.
- Twitter- Same as Faceblock and YouTube.
- COVID-19 (Coronavirus) - God damn shit days are waiting for us.
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