Tajikistanball

Tajikistanball
Republic of Tajikistanball
: Ҷумҳурии Тоҷикистонтӯб
Jumhuriyi Tojikistontūb
: توپ جمهوری تاجیکستانكرة
Tupe Jomhuriye Tājikestān
Tádzsik Köztársaság

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September 9, 1991 - Present

I am close to Kurdish flag, BUT I AM NOT RELATED TO Hungary.

General information

Government

Unitary dominant-party presidential constitutional secular republic (de jure)

Unitary statist anti-clericalist authoritarian one-party secular dictatorship (de facto)

Personality

loves to travel, ~~hates beards~~

Language

Tajik

Tajik Persian Russian

Type

Iranic

Capital

Dushanbeball

Affiliation

CSTOball

OICball

SCOball

UNball

CISball

Religion

Sunni Islam

Orthodoxy

Atheism

Relations and opinions

Friends

Pakistanball (mostly)

Kazakhbrick

Armeniaball

Enemies

Clay Stealer

That Poor Isolated Country

Soviet Unionball

Flag Stealer

Pakistanball (sometimes, because you suppprt Taliban)

Youtube

Twitterer

BEARDS

PUBLIC BIRTHDAY PARTIES

JOKES

THEOCRATIC

Likes

History, trading, food, camels, rugs, mountains, Emomali Rahmon, kebab, censorship, oppression, authoritarian.

Dislikes

Turkic Countries (Sometimes), Beards (Remove Beards), Being seen doing the Karaoke, Being called a dictatorship/turkic, Jokes, Public birthday parties, SOCIAL MEDIA (for making fun of my dear president), being the poorest out of all the STANS

, United Tajik Opposition

Is of importants

Börk

Somoni Somoni/Tajik Tajik

Food

Osh (pilaf, plov), kurutob, sambusa varaqin, halva, atola, shirchoy

Status

Glad into being alive

Tajikistan, officially the Republic of ~~Hungaryball~~ Tajikistanball, is a mountainous, landlocked country in Central Asia. Often times, some people - including

US mistakes

Boliviaball or

Hungaryball for Tajikistanball, but sometimes he is also mistaken for

Kurdistanball for many reasons.

Personality

Nothing much is known about Tajikistan because he is small and irrelevant. He is poor but his economy is slowly growing thanks to his BFFs China and Russia. Tajikistan also has relationships with Kurdistan but unlike Kurdistan, he likes kebab.

Because he was once a part of the USSR, he retains parts of Russia's personality.

History

Tajikistan was once part of glorious Sogdian Empire and Bactria and was Zoroastrian and Buddhist before the Arabs invaded his clay. He later used to reign the First Iranian Muslim Empire as Samanid. Later on, he was annexed by Afghans/Persians, China, and especially Turko-Mongolic Empire, that why he has some Turkish words. Finally, he was conquered by Russia and worked with him. He later became part of the USSR and now he is independent. Tajikistan was not always that poor, in fact, he used to be one of the richest countries in Asia and the richest in Central Asia

He has many links with Kurdistanball, one of them being his Kurmanji dialect which includes many Turkish & Persian words are one of the main reason. Kurds themselves think they understand better together than with other Kurds. Another thing is also his flag and that they are both Aryan-Iranian Brothers and also they're part of glorious Persian/Aryan Empire and some are still Zoroastrian but a majority is still Sunni Muslim. Another reason is that both dislike Kababstan. Also, Kurdistan sees him as the only Sunni friend that never backstabbed him.

Despite all this, there are some things that are different. For example, he does not hate Turkeyball that much, and Tajikistanball also wants to be part of Iranball, and also some Tajiks convert to Shia Islam.

Relationships

Дустон (Friends)

Iranball - Best brother ever! I am totally related to him because my flag represents them But dont hate America plox.
- : I only hate him because he killed one of my generals during his 45th president era. But his people are not. they're actually friendly and visits me despite of that.
Russiaball - Great Friend that I support him very much.
Chinaball - Best trading partner and True China.
USAball - Great trading partners.
Afghanistanball - Brother that I support him against the terrorists
Kazakhbrick - Another best Turkic ally.
Turkeyball - Turkic ally.
Kurdistanball -Great Brother since we share similar flags.
Kyrgyzstanball - Turkic friend. We have been very good relations and he helps me eliminate terrorists and helps my people. We dislike Uzbek nationalists.
Armeniaball - Friend of Iran and friend of me.

Бетараф (Neutral)

Pakistanball - Well you're a good guy. But you support that evil terrorist who torments Afghanistanball so its complicated.
Turkmenistanball - Isolated brother that I don't mind so much.

Душманон (Enemies)

Uzbekistanball - GIB BACK SAMARKAND AND BUKHARA YOU NOSEY BASTARD WITH BONE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BRAIN! MOST OF YOU ARE OF LEGITIMATE TAJIK WHICH IDENTIFY AS 'UZBEK' JUST TO AVOID TO BE EXPELLED TO MY MODERN DAY CLAY DURING SOVIET ERA!!!
Hong Kongball - YUO IS OF CHINESE!!! YUO ARE JUST BEINGS CHINABALL'S CLAY OCCUPIED BY TEA!!!!
ISISball - YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD YOU FUCKING SALAFI WAHHABI TERRORIST!
Sovietball - 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! WORST COMMIE! I HAD TO PRETEND TO LOVE YUO FOR 62 YEARS! YOU WILL NEVER ANSHLUSS ME FOREVER!
Saudi Arabiaball - YOUR EVIL WAHHABI AND YOUR UGLY BEARD ARE FUCKING TRASH!
Hungaryball - FLAG STEALER! ALSO IRAN HATES YOU.
Ukraineball - Crimeaball belongs to Russia.
Any Terrorists of Any KIND: FUCK OFF. ALLAH WILL DESTROY YOU
Talibanball - YOU JIHADIST WILL NEVER INTRODUCE YOUR BEARDS IN MY COUNTRY AND NEVER TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON MY DEAR LEADER!
Al-Qaedaball - ANOTHER JIHADIST WHO SUPPORTED UNITED TAJIK OPPOSITION REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!
Uyghurs: SORRY YOUR NOT WELCOME TO SCREW MY TERRITORY
Taiwanball - GORNO-BADAKHSHAN OF NOT YOUR! ALSO BTW CHINA IS TRUE CHINA NOT YOU! AND YOUR BUBBLE TEA IS SO DISGUSTING! REMOVE BUBBLE TEA!
BEARDS - OH NONONONONONONO! BEARDS ARE FORBIDDEN IN MY COUNTRY!
JOKES - THIS TYPE OF HUMOR IS TRASH AND IS A THREAT TO MY DEAR PRESIDENT!
PUBLIC BIRTHDAY PARTIES - MY PREISDENT'S BIRTHDAY WILL BE PUBLIC FOREVER! NOT YOURS!
Youtube - How dare you posted the video with my DEAR PRESIDENT DRUNK! I BLOCKED YOU!
Faceblock - Same as Youtube.
Twitter- Same as Faceblock and YouTube.