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This page is an (incomplete) list of the vocabulary and terminology of the Polandball universe and comics, and their origin.

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Main article: Anschluss
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The Anschluss has been halted...For now...

Originally a Nazi propaganda term used to refer to the annexation of Austria-iconAustriaball into Nazi-iconNazi Germanyball, it is used by Germany-iconGermanyball and ReichTimeReichtangle when taking clay of other countries. This is displayed when the former features characteristics of the latter. It has been temporarily banned from the Polandball Reddit ('Joke Life Preserve' process), though it still makes regular appearances on Facebook-iconFacebook from time to time.

The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit.

There are anschluss forms for other countries. For example, Braziltangle-icon Brazilian Empireball and Portuguese Empire-icon (tangle)Portuguese Empireball use "ãoxluss".

DickRhino-icon Börk 🔊

Börk is a meaningless word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef1. It has no actual meaning, as it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like and nothing else.

But in dictionary meaning. Bork means to obstruct someone (as to obstruct a candidate of a politician)

BOOKSOME EXAMPLES OF THE BOOK OF BÖRKBOOK

WRITTEN BY Sweden-icon SWEDENBALL

Videos

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Countries like their typical foods

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Sometimes, in Polandball comics (often as an insult; i.e. remove _____) countries are referred to as typical foods from that country. This originated from calling Turkish people (and later the whole Muslim world in general) 'kebab', from the 'Remove Kebab' copypaste. Here is a list in alphabetical order:

Historical:

Administrative divisions

US States & territories

Under maintenance

Canadian provinces and territories

Malaysian states

  • Malacca-icon Malaccaball: Ikan bakar (roasted fish),Ais Kachang ABC,Chicken Rice Ball and Asam pendas
  • Penang-icon Penangball:Prawn Mee,Char kwey Teow,Nasi Kandar
  • Perak-icon Perakball:Bean sprout chicken,Chee Chong Fun,Gai si hor fun (Shreded Chicken noodles),tofu fah,Kaya puff,curry bread
  • Sarawak-icon Sarawakball:Ban Mee,Curry laksa,Kollo mee,bat kut teh,nasi aruk and Sarawak Laksa
  • Selangor-icon Selangorball:Mee Raja,Peanut Pancake and Roti Michael Jackson

Ethnicity

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Exclamations / Swearings

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Perkele

Usually, countries exclamate and swear in their own language, but there are some exceptions like Israel-icon Israelcube, who mainly shouts "Oy vey". The mostly known swear is Kurwa that literally means b*tch, f*ck, sh*t, or wh*ore in the Polish language.

Italic text for Autonomous Region

Other exclamations include:

  • Finland-icon Finlandball - Perkele
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - SSIBAL (Korean best swearings, FUCK)
  • Arab League-icon Arabic Speakers - Allana Alik (Fuck you!)
  • UK-icon UKball - Bloody hell! Shite, Bollocks!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Cyka Blyat! (Fucking Bitch!), Idi Nahui! (Go fuck yourself/Fuck off)
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Haram Jadah! Kepala Bapak Kau!
  • Hong Kong-icon Cantonese Speakers - Chao Chibai,Lancu(Dickhead),Puk Kai(Fall on road),Ham Gak Caah(Prick),9(Gau)
  • Spanish-icon Spanish Speakers - ¡Hijo de puta! (You son of bitch!)
  • Netherlands-iconBelgium-icon Netherlandsball, Belgiumball - Kut!
  • France-icon Franceball - Putain! Merde!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Siktir
  • Volkstaat-icon Volkstaatball - Fok jou!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Putang ina mo!
  • India-icon Indiaball - Sooar! (Pig) Moork! (Idiot) Kuta (Dog)
  • German-icon Germanyball - Scheiße!(Shit, Crap, etc.) Scheißen!(Shoot) Fick dich! (F**k yuo) Arschloch!(Asshole) Ficken!(F**k)
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Puta!, Mierda!, Jódete!
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Co kurwa?, Jebana, Gówno, Dupek, Die kurwa Die

Historical:

  • Orange Free State-iconTransvaal-icon Dutch and Afrikaans Speakers in South Africa - Afrikaans is die beste, Suid-Afrikaanse kolonie moet hulself fuck!
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - Hia!(Damn) Hee Ruang! (p*ssy fall) Ai sas oey! ( you sh*t! )

Kawaii

Kawaii is a state of Japanball. It is a term for when it is interested in adorable things, and illustrates this by wearing appropriate garbs, such as cat ears or a furry tail. It is often joked about as contageous, and a manipulative phase in a new Japanese Empireball uprising.

Many artists in the Facebook Polandball community, such as Nalali are famous there for drawing different varieties of countryballs in this fashion. It is considered "cancer" by a strong following of them.

Laughing

Here are distinctive laughs of some Polandball characters.

Relevance

Relevance is a Polandball term used for saying (political, historical and economical) importance of a particular country. It can also refer to the size of that country.

A common joke is small countries and micronations pretending, or trying to be relevant, mostly Sealandball.

Greeting

Almost all countries greet each other in their own language but there are some exceptions like Brazil-icon Brazilball (and some Lusosphere in some occasions) who say "Huello" or "Hue-llo" instead of "Bom dia" due to their overwhelming Hue, or use "Helloing" by the Broken English speakers.

In other cases, greeting also uses when each country can into Anschluss mode.

Dialects

Polandball comics will sometimes include special dialects in sentences. Here are some commonly used ones. In Polandball all countries speaks the names of other countries mixing English with own native language.

  • Canada-icon Canada says "Eh?" a lot, positive, neutral, and negatively
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore ends a sentence of exclamation, question or anger in "lah/leh/sia/hor/meh/lor etc"
  • North Korea-icon North Korea ends a sentence with "sumida"
  • Japan-icon Japan ends nearly every sentence in "desu"
  • Brazil-icon Brazil and the Lusosphere When you want to say "Hello", it might become "Hue-llo", due to the Hue thing going on.
  • Aztec-icon Any Aztec related kingdoms (sometimes also Maya-icon Mayaball) will end almost every word in "tl", like "Hellotl".
  • Most Asian countryballs (especially China-icon Chinaball and Japan-icon Japanball) turn all 'l's into 'r's and vice versa.
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball turns all 'e's into 'ə's.
  • Italy-icon Italyball adds -a or -o to most words.
  • Countryballs in the Middle East (including Syria-icon Syriaball, Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball and Egypt-icon Egyptball) add al- and el- in front of words.
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball replaces all 'f' with 'ph'

Polandball grammar

Can into

This phrase means that a certain country can achieve to get something. Notable examples are:

  • UK-icon UK, France-icon France, Portugal-icon Portugal, Spain-icon Spain, Belgium-icon Belgium, Italy-icon Italy, Denmark-icon Denmark, German Empire-icon (soldier) Germany, Russian-Empire-icon Russia, Netherlands-icon Netherlands and Japan-icon Japan can into colonization.
  • Afghan-icon Afghanistan, Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan-icon Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan-icon Pakistan, Tajik-icon Tajikistan, Turkmen-icon Turkmenistan, and Uzbek-icon Uzbekistan can into -stan.
  • England-icon England, Finland-icon Finland, Iceland-icon Iceland, Ireland-icon Ireland, Netherlands-icon Netherlands, New Zealand-icon New Zealand, Northern Ireland-icon Northern Ireland, Poland-icon Poland, Scotland-icon Scotland, Switzerland-icon Switzerland, and Thailand-icon Thailand can into -land.

Cannot into

This phrase means that a certain country can't achieve to get something. Notable examples are:

  • Poland-icon Poland cannot into space (one of the most famous cannot intos)
  • Greece-icon Greece (and any poor country) cannot into monies. [1]
  • Bolivia-icon Bolivia, Mongolia-icon Mongolia, Serbia-icon Serbia, Uzbek-icon Uzbekistan, Belarus-icon Belarus, Ethiopia-icon Ethiopia, Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball, Austria-icon Austriaball, Paraguay-icon Paraguayball and San Marino-icon San Marinoball cannot into seamen.
  • Latvia-icon Latvia cannot into potato.
  • Estonia-icon Estonia cannot into Kalmar Union-icon Nordic.
  • UK-icon United Kingdom, Turkey-icon Turkey,Ukraine-icon Ukraine,Norway-icon Norway and Macedonia-icon Macedonia cannot into EU-icon EU
  • USA-icon USA cannot into healthy or into free healthcare or Non-Racism
  • Any Separatism-icon separatist state cannot into independence or cannot into UN-icon UN(however some of them were succesfully seceded).
  • Any divided country (like South Korea-icon South Korea and North Korea-icon North Korea) cannot into unification.
  • Argentina-icon Argentina cannot into Falkland, Europe or female leadership.
  • Germany-icon Germany cannot into humor or into box?
  • Russia-icon Russia cannot into sobriety?
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlands cannot into abandon marijuana or hills (except Limburg-icon Limburgball).
  • Algeria-icon Algeria cannot into Antarctic Treaty
  • Myanmar-icon Myanmar cannot into Börk.
  • Philippines-icon Philippines cannot into HUE, into gayness, or into Asian culture.
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Philippines cannot into Asian culture

  • Israel-icon Israel cannot into KFC And Ball
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijan cannot into -stan..
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysia cannot into notice by USAball
  • Slovenia-icon Slovenia cannot into Germanic Europe.
  • China-icon China cannot into remove USA-icon Burger
  • India-icon India cannot into most subscribers on youtube
  • EU-icon EU cannot into Belarus-icon Belarus and Ukraine-icon Ukraine.
  • Ireland-icon Ireland cannot into English-icon Commomnwealth.
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerland cannot into Group.
  • NATO-icon NATO cannot into Austria-icon Austria and Ireland-icon Ireland.
  • Bhutan-icon Bhutan cannot into sad.
  • Chile-icon Chile cannot into dictionary?
  • Canada-icon Canada and Australia-icon Australia cannot into republic.
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kong cannot into beatings of Singapore-icon Singapore.
  • Israel-icon Israel, Kazakh-icon Kazakhstan, Singapore-icon Singapore, Nepal-icon Nepal and any non-ball shaped cannot into ball(s).
  • Palau-icon Palauball and Papua New Guinea-icon Papua New Guineaball cannot into ASEAN-icon ASEAN.
  • Corsica-icon Corsica cannot into French culture.
  • North Korea-icon North Korea cannot into peace.
  • Japan-icon Japan cannot into repent.
  • Peru-icon Peruball, Colombiaball, Mexicoball and Chileball cannot into JA.
  • Greenland-icon Greenland and Vatican-icon Vatican City cannot into large population
  • Thailand-icon Thailand cannot into real democracy.
  • South Vietnam-icon Republic of Vietnam cannot into restoration.
  • Afghan-icon Afghanistan cannot into being conquered

American cannot intos

  • PuertoRico-icon Puerto Rico cannot into 51st state.
  • ​​​Pennsylvania-icon​ Pennsylvania and ​Wyoming-icon​ Wyoming cannot into YouTube celebrities.
  • Wyoming-icon Wyoming and Vermont-icon Vermont cannot into one million population.
  • ​​​California-icon​ California, ​New York-icon​ New York, Illinois-icon​ Illinois, Vermont-icon​ Vermont, Massachusetts-icon​ Massachusetts, Kansas-icon​ Kansas, ​SouthCarolina-icon​ South Carolina, Missouri-icon​ Missouri, Alaska-icon​ Alaska, Utah-icon​ Utah, NewJersey-icon​ New Jersey, ​Connecticut-icon​ Connecticut, Maryland-icon​ Maryland, WashingtonDC-icon​ District of Colombia, Washington-icon​ Washington, Oregon-icon​ Oregon, ​Montana-icon​ Montana, Wyoming-icon​ Wyoming, Idaho-icon​ Idaho, Louisiana-icon​ Louisiana, NorthDakota-icon​ North Dakota, SouthDakota-icon​ South Dakota, ​Alabama-icon​ Alabama, Tennessee-icon​ Tennessee, Kentucky-icon​ Kentucky, Mississippi-icon​ Mississippi, Hawaii-icon​ Hawaii, ​Oklahoma-icon​ Oklahoma, Indiana-icon​ Indiana, West Virginia-icon​ West Virginia, Arkansas-icon​ Arkansas cannot into swing states.

British cannot intos

  • Derbyshire-icon Derbyshire cannot into bakewell.
  • Bedfordshire-icon Bedfordshire cannot into sea.
  • Staffordshire-icon Staffordshire cannot into tourist.
  • Cornwall-icon Cornwall cannot into pasty.
  • England-icon England cannot into city.
  • Scotland-icon Scotland cannot into highland or independence.
  • Wales-icon Wales cannot into Union Jack.
  • Any divided county like West Sussex-icon West Sussex and East Sussex-icon East Sussex cannot into sex unification.
  • Any district councils cannot into independence.
  • Northamptonshire-icon Northamptonshire cannot into very famous people.
  • Guernsey-icon Jersey-icon Guernsey and Jersey cannot into united country.

Micronations cannot intos

  • Sealand-icon Sealand cannot into relevance.
  • Aerican Empire-icon Aerican Empire cannot into Pluto.
  • Liberland-icon Liberland cannot into access from Croatia.

Historical cannot intos

  • Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empire cannot into Central Europe, Japan, Southeast Asia and South Asia.
  • Nazi-icon Napoleonic-icon Nazi Germany and First French Empire cannot into Moscow
  • Umayyad-icon Umayyad Caliphate cannot into France.
  • Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empire cannot into Austria.

Clay

It means land. For example, Polandball often complains to Russiaball for stealing his clay and horses.

This term originated in a YouTube video (broken) posted ranting against Kebab from Serbiaball's point of view. It is from the 'Remove Kebab' copypasta. The video gave Bosniaball one chance to give back Serbia's righteous clay.

“ stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey ”
 
— Remove kebab copypasta, origin of 'clay'

"Clay" is probably the result of a literal bad (machine) translation of the word "land" (as in piece of land) from Serbian to English.

Gib

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German imperative for give. Very common phrases are gib clay or gib sea or gib money. Gib sea is frequently used by landlockeds (Austriaball, Boliviaball, Hungaryball, Paraguayball, San Marinoball, Switzerlandball, Serbiaball, Uzbekistanball,...) Often used by Gypsyball and Greeceball(due to debt).

Hue

The typical laugh of Brazilball (despite repeating k inumerous times is way more popular) and also of the Lusosphere. [2][3]

Remove HUE is equivalent to the more correct form Remove Feijoada.

Of

It's the symbol of broken English. It's often put in random places or, more frequently, after the verb to be. Op is also used as an alternative.

Plox

It means please.

Pay de(n)bts

Often satirized in Polandball is the fact that many countries owe many other countries money via the International Monetary Fund. Contrary to the popular stereotype of the USAball owing many countries money; due to Polandball's natural eurocentrism, it often involves other countries of Europe owing money to one another. A more popular example is Greeceball owing Germanyball money, and constantly (and successfully) begging for more.

Make

Sometimes, the word make is put in front of verbs often like making or makes. Also this word is Makemakeball's Börk.

Stronk

An English word formed if you combine strong with drunk.

Yuo

Broken English spelling of you. Everybody cannot say you, except countries that has no accent or England-icon the inventor of the English language

Homosex/Homogay/Gender

Usually, it could mean countries that like homosexuals or transgender people, or countries that recognize them and don't discriminate against them, with a well-known example being Swedenball and if a country cannot into gender or does not want into gender, they don't recognize homosexuals or transgenders as good, and often discriminates them by using religion, and popular examples of anti-homosex/homogay/gender countries would be Russiaball, Polandball, Ugandaball or Vaticanball. Overall, it just means LGBT people or countries that like the LGBT community. In Polandball, homosex, homogay, and gender basically mean the same thing.

Hab

Broken English spelling of have. Used only occasionally.

Pigdog

A termed used by to refer to America,same meaning like 'Pindos' or 'Yankee'. Commonly used by China

Rage text

Macedonias Bickering

Rage text is a minor feature of the meme where a country, usually floating, insults with text on its behind. The text is always uppercase and usually red, mixed with "Remove" and various swear words. Sometimes used for Talking crap but without letters uppercase and red. It can be seen in the 2010 cultural heritage cook off when Turkey was showing kebab to the UN and Serbia came out of nowhere removing the kebab Turkey was holding.

Strikethrough text

This type of text represent jokes and common misconceptions, or sometimes to improve racism.

An example of a Strikethrough text:

“ Uranusball is gross ”

In order to put a Strikethrough text, put this (if you're using source mode (Source Editor)

<s>Insert text here</s>

Blanda upp/Polandball Fusions

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"Blanda upp" means "Blend up" in Swedish. This feature is VERY RECENT. Basically, it is two or more countries uniting or fusioning to make a new country. Here are the current ones:

Poland is not yet lost

Polen is not yet lost

Poland is not yet lost is a term used by Poland when he is lost or some countries talking about someone missing in Polandball. It became a meme because Poland is not yet lost is also the 1st verse of Poland's anthem.

References

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