The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas
Come and Take It!!!
 
— Texas Revolution

Texasball is where all the 'Murican stereotypes come from a state of USA-icon.png USAball. He is an ass full of money one of the most conservative American stateballs. He is possibly also one of the most likely to secede from USA-icon.png 'Murica, due to his rebellious nature and personality. Should he secede, it would severely weaken USAball, as many states heavily rely on Texas for certain resources such as oil, petroleum and guns. He is a rather trigger happy fellow, even for an American state.

Texasball is sometimes seen wearing shades and his iconic hat. He may also have a Colt Peacemaker, a Winchester rifle, or a shotgun.

History

Texas was born as a 3-icon.png 3ball. He remained this way until he was adopted by Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball in 1519, tried being a republic twice as GM agee-icon.png 1st Republic of Texasball and Long Republic-icon.png 2nd Republic of Texasball. Franceball tried taking him, but natives and the climate killed him off. He then later was adopted by Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball and combined with Coahuila-icon.png Coahuilaball to form Coahuila y Tejas-icon.png Coahuila y Tejasball. He then ROT-icon.png gained independence for 10 years, those ten years were spent deciding if he should Join the United States of America or expand west to compete with America. He decided to join America in 1845. He had a bit of a rebellious phase and seceded then joined CSA-icon.png CSAball. He then rejoined USAball in 1870. In 1900 he struck oil in Spindletop and since then, his economy has been booming rivaling Canada-icon.png Canadaball and Brazil-icon.png Brazilball in GDP. Lately he's been considering secession again. For the past few years, he has been getting a bunch of people moving into his clay from California, which has boosted his growth, however, he is worried about liberals taking over his clay and turning him into another Californiaball, aka liberal state.

Relations

Pardners

  • USA-icon.png USAball (mostly) - Mah Pa an' former Civil War enemy, he is still steamed about his confusion with Chile-icon.png Chileball, he also won't let me move out. But ever since Harvey, don't even think Ah'm ready yet. BUT, you legalized LGBT though! and Ah ain't like it.....(I guess the only reason why I did not move up is because of Trumps rules in which I agree in) Donald Trump YEE HAWW!
  • Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball - A good brother! We hunt down illegal aliens together. Plus, it's hotter than dickens!!! And He was James, Jaiden and Adam's Home, and they're Rebecca's friends! We love your YouTubers and You love ours!! We both have the same Storytime Animators! Also, we're both victims of the invasion of those darn Californians. We both know that we wanted Donald Trump 2020!
  • NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball - My younger brother, We don't talk much.
  • Wyoming-icon.png Wyomingball - Fellow cowboy.
  • Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball - Younger brother (Also a bit of him used to be my clay), somewhat a moderate between me and Californiaball. Though he gets annoyed sometimes when Californiaball and Ah both invade his clay, yet he likes weed.
  • Other Southernballs - My half-siblings! (CSA-icon.png special former relationship)
  • Chihuahua-icon.png Chihuahuaball, Coahuila-icon.png Coahuilaball, Nuevo León-icon.png Nuevo Leónball, Tamaulipas-icon.png Tamaulipasball - Mexican stateballs that send too many drugs and immigrants over the Rio Grande. Can't forgive 'em for that...
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Grandpa.. tell dad to gib me a gun this Christmas ploxx..
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Uncle that has a lot in common with me. We wear hats, have accents and very big egos, etc. But annoyingly his son, Western Australiaball, is even bigger than me and the darn Alaska put together!
  • Philippinesball - My cutie asian sister outside of US. I really love her culture. And yer food is very yummy! Give Adobo and Sisig, sis! Most of Filipinos living in my clay!
  • Queensland-icon.png Queenslandball - The 'Australian Texas' as they say it here.. So obviously, we get along darn good.
  • Western Cape-icon.png Western Capeball - The 'African Texas?' Don't understand why there's a lotta me's around here, I approve that at least.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My Uncle up north, he's loves my culture.  
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - My lovely Aunt, she loves the Lord of the Rings.
  • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - My great-uncle who hates my grandpa.
  • Alberta-icon.png Albertaball - My cousin who's a lot like me, she and I have a lot in common, I love her!
  • Tennessee-icon.png Tennesseeball - Thanks for helping free me in the revolution.
  • Bavaria-icon.png Bavariaball - My German version, we sure do look alike.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball Thank you for giving the bullet train to my sons, Dallas-icon.png Dallasball and Houston-icon.png Houstonball. Also, I LIKE HIS ANIME! 'ANIME IS BETTER THAN K-POP!
  • South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamball - Also took him in when he got beat by Vietnam-icon.png commie. He lives in my basement.
  • Selena '- Poor her... *start crying softly*

Ah ain't know 'em

  • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball (sometimes) - Ah forgive her for bein' an abusive ma back in the day, don't ever mess with me ever again. She's the reason Ah can speak Spanish and tacos are one of my popular food. But please git yer people off mah fence.(Remember the Alamo!)
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Grandma, ain't know much about her, she's nice from all Ah remember and from what mah pa told me.
  • California-icon.png Californiaball - Liberal younger brother, ideological opposite. Argue with 'em a lot, both of us hate each other, but we help each other when we both need to help each other. Your Dodgers never had a chance against my Astros, 'cause they won the World Series! We also both want independence from USA-icon.png this guy. But my Christian network is better than yours! There’s also a lot of his people in mah clay. BUT STOP TRYIN' TO TURN ME INTO ONE A' YER LIBERALS! LOOK WHAT YA DONE TO POOR, LITTLE Arizona-icon.png ARIZONA! YOU TURNED HIM INTO 'YOU'! "DON'T CALIFORNIA MY TEXAS!" Californians should learn to not bring their crappy politics that ruined their former home in the first place! Those Dems thought that they could turn me 'blue'! For Joe Biden? Hahhahhaw! Nope.

Bless their rotten hearts

  • Chile-icon.png Chileball - IMPOSTOR! KTVT. But you are mah Uncle also so it kind of makes sense.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - GIT YER GOD DAMN MONEY AND CORONAVIRUS OFF OF MAH CLAY!
  • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Druglord Uncle, stop sending drugs. 
  • Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball - 1959 worst day of my life! Your not even part of the contiguous USA, so you ain't hardly count. Ah still am.
    • Alaska-icon.png: SHUT UP COWBOY I'M PART OF THE USA NOW AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa!!
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Alaska is yours, ya' commie. You are the reason why Ah'm smaller than Alaska! But, on the other hand, your child, Moscowball, we're in a pretty good relationship.. way better than you. Sometimes I think you adopted him. Props to that, but seriously, go to god damn hell.
  • Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball - Ah just simply ain't like 'em. Also, they are so annoyin' when it comes to TF2...
  • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - WHAT? CTN, you say? Bring it on!
  • Moscow-icon.png Moscowball - ..Eh, eh.. I don't want to hate ya, my dad forces me to. You're a pretty nice guy when I think about it. But why are you so shy around me? Are you scared? Hah, anyways, as I'm meant to say, hate you, Moscow..
  • Indiana-icon.png Indianaball: COME ERE YE INDIAN.
  • South Korea-icon.pngNorth Korea-icon.png S&N Koreaball - South Korea, I don't care if you're friends with USA-icon.png USAball! I hate K-POP! REMOVE BTS! REMOVE BLACKPINK! REMOVE RED VELVET! K-POP IS A SIN'!!!' SUCH TERRIBLE MUSIC! At'd least you hate commies. North Korea, And you!!!You are very dirty asian commie!!!Why must you launch to my Austin-icon.pngCapital??!
  • Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball (Formerly) - I sent all of your Japs to my internment camps! You will pay after what you did to Pearl Harbor! REMOVE SUSHI! You deserved to get bombed!   
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Russia's son, u suck. Suck rice. Suck Armenia.
  • Guinea-Bissau-icon.png Guinea-Bissauball - HOW DARE U COPY OUR FLAG YOU DAMN COPYCAT!
    • Guinea-Bissau-icon.png: Sorry i just couldn't help it.
  • Yolanda Saldivar - HOW DARE YOU?

Major Cityballs

  • Austin-icon (flag 1).png Austinball - Liberal Capitalball that's populated with California-icon.png Californian refugees. It’s somehow best place to live in America, so I'm proud of you. BUT YOUR STILL A LIBERAL HELLHOLE WHICH UPSETS ME, WHOS NEXT, HOUSTON???? DALLAS?
  • Houston-icon.png Houstonball - Largest cityball in the state and only big cityball that can into Gulf of Mexico and space.
  • Dallas-icon.png Dallasball - Them cowboys became urbanized. Sterotypical Texan city the rest of the world sees.
  • San Antonio-icon.png San Antonioball - One of Texas's oldest cities. Ball is life, and so are Tacos.
  • El Paso-icon.png El Pasoball - Sketchy, haunted Mexican cityball in the great Texan outback. 
  • Fort Worth-icon.png Fort Worthball - Dallasball's less relevant twin that is famous for its stockyards. (Psst! Don't ever mention Dallas!)
  • Waco-icon.png Wacoball - A lively city, home to Dr. Pepper.
  • Garland-icon.png Garlandball - Meh. Some city that borders Dallas.
  • College Station-Icon.png College Stationball - Can into relevant?

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