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Relations and opinions
Californiaball (not really)
Georgiaball (state) (until 2020)
South Koreaball IRL
Even though he hates K-POP
LIBTARD TRAITOR (from 2020)
THE SOURCE OF ALL COMMIES. F U (mostly)
Ah'm still the biggest state, ya hear? (sometimes)
REMOVE K-POP!!! (not really)
|Republic of Texasball|
Is of importants
Can into space?
|“||The stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb, old, stupid Texas!||”|
— SpongeBob SquarePants
|“||Come and Take It!!!||”|
— Texas Revolution
|“||I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP! I'M A NICE GUY!!!||”|
|“||I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna, riiiiidde till I can't no more (×2)||”|
— Billy Ray Cyrus in the song Old Town Road
|“||Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?||”|
— TF2 Engineer
’s spanish name means Roof Tiles is where all the murican stereotypes come from is Mr. Black People a countryball stateball from USAball. He is possibly also one of the most likely to secede from 'Murica, due to his rebellious nature and personality. Should he secede, it would severely weaken USAball, as many states heavily rely on Texas for certain resources such as oil, petroleum and guns. He is a rather trigger happy fellow, even for an American state. He is known for being home to cowboys and bandits, having tons of oil, being home to many big businesses like AT&T, being a big redneck state known for country singers like other southern states have, and for being where the most people are moving to in the USA. Despite being known for being a redneck and a really conservative state, due to people from many states moving into Texas, it isn’t as conservative as other southern states.
Texasball is sometimes seen wearing shades and his iconic hat. He may also have a Colt Peacemaker, a Winchester rifle, or a shotgun.
Texas was offcially born as a 3ball. He remained this way until he was adopted by the colonizer, Spainball in 1519. He was called New Philippinesball by Spanish Empireball. He tried being a republic twice as 1st Republic of Texasball and 2nd Republic of Texasball. Franceball tried taking him, but natives and the climate killed him off. He then later was adopted by Mexicoball and combined with Coahuilaball to form Coahuila y Tejasball. He then gained independence for 10 years, those ten years were spent deciding if he should Join the United States of America or expand west to compete with America. He decided to join America in 1845. He had a bit of a rebellious phase and seceded then joined CSAball. He then rejoined USAball in 1870. In 1900 he struck oil in Spindletop and since then, his economy has been booming rivaling Canadaball and Brazilball in GDP. Lately he's been considering secession again. For the past few years, he has been getting a bunch of people moving into his clay from California, which has boosted his growth, however, he is worried about liberals taking over his clay and turning him into another Californiaball, aka liberal state.
- USAball (mostly) - Mah Pa an' former Civil War enemy, he is still steamed about his confusion with Chileball, he also won't let me move out. But ever since Harvey, don't even think Ah'm ready yet. BUT, you legalized LGBT though! and Ah ain't like it....
.(I guess the only reason why I did not move up is because of Trumps rules in which I agree in)Donald Trump YEE HAWW!
- Arizonaball - A good brother! We hunt down illegal aliens together. Plus, it's hotter than dickens!!! And He was James, Jaiden and Adam's Home, and they're Rebecca's friends! We love your YouTubers and You love ours!! We both have the same Storytime Animators! Also, we're both victims of the invasion of those darn Californians. We both know that we wanted Donald Trump 2020!
- New Mexicoball - My younger brother, We don't talk much.
- Wyomingball - Fellow cowboy.
- Coloradoball - Younger brother (Also a bit of him used to be my clay), somewhat a moderate between me and Californiaball. Though he gets annoyed sometimes when Californiaball and Ah both invade his clay, yet he likes weed. He prefers me over this asshole which is good. Also the co creator of South Park (Matt Stone) was born in my most populated city
- Other Southernballs - My half-siblings! ( special former relationship)
- Chihuahuaball, Coahuilaball, Nuevo Leónball, Tamaulipasball - Mexican stateballs that send too many drugs and immigrants over the Rio Grande. Can't forgive 'em for that... They are all kind of cool, especially Nuevo Leónball who is kind of Mexican me (sort of)
- UKball - Grandpa.. tell dad to gib me a gun this Christmas please...
- Australiaball - Uncle that has a lot in common with me. We wear hats, have accents and very big egos, etc. But annoyingly his son, Western Australiaball, is even bigger than me and the darn Alaska put together!
- Philippinesball - My cutie asian sister outside of US. I really love her culture. And yer food is very yummy! Give Adobo and Sisig, sis! Most of Filipinos living in my clay!
- Boliviaball - We both hate this DAMM Flag Stealer
- Ukraineball - I like you because you are former commie soviet and we both hate Russiaball and Vietnamball.
- Queenslandball - The 'Australian Texas' as they say it here.. So obviously, we get along darn good.
- Western Capeball - The 'African Texas?' Don't understand why there's a lotta me's around here, I approve that at least.
- Canadaball - My Uncle up north, he's loves my culture.
- New Zealandball - My lovely Aunt, she loves the Lord of the Rings.
- Irelandball - My great-uncle who hates my grandpa.
- Albertaball - My cousin who's a lot like me, she and I have a lot in common, I love her!
- Tennesseeball - Thanks for helping free me in the revolution. Great brother! Both of us are big centers of country music, we both were in the CSA and we both love guns and whiskey.
- Bavariaball - My German version, we sure do look alike.
- Central Javaball - An Indonesian Texas? idk Yuo are poor how yuo became Indonesian Texas why?
- Japanball Thank you for giving the bullet train to my sons, Dallasball and Houstonball. Also, I LIKE HIS ANIME! 'ANIME IS BETTER THAN K-POP! Plus, my son Flower Mound has the biggest anime dubbing company ever (Funimation)
- Santa Catarinaball: Basically me, but in Brazilball, a lot of things in common, but the most imporatant is, we both can into latin cultulture! And she is pretty.
- South Vietnamball - Also took him in when he got beat by commie. He l
ives in my basement.
- Selena - Poor her... *start crying softly*
- J-POP - THESE ARE TYPE OF THAT MUSIC AND I REALLY LIKE IT!!! THANKS TO JAPAN!! J-POP #1!!! SCREW K-POP! Most of these songs are coming from anime! YEEHAAA!!
- Oklahomaball - We have a sports rivalry however we are both rednecks
although I’m more of onewho like country music and guns. Plus lots of Oklahomans are in Texas and Spongebob’s creator is from Oklahoma, and Sandy is my favorite character on Spongebob and she’s from Texas! But stop making fun of me on spongebob >:(
Ah ain't know 'em (Neutral)
- Georgiaball - YUO USED TO BE SO COOL, BUT NOW YOU BETRAYED US WHAT THE HELL!! WHY DID YA VOTE FOR THE STUPID LIBERAL BIDEN YUO LIBTARD! YA DOOMED US ALL, AH TELL YA!!! But we like to ride our horses in that Old Town Road.
- Mexicoball (sometimes) - Ah forgive her for bein' an abusive ma back in the day, don't ever mess with me ever again. She's the reason Ah can speak Spanish and tacos are one of my popular food. But please git yer people off mah fence.(Remember the Alamo!)
- Spainball - Grandma, ain't know much about her, she's nice from all Ah remember and from what mah pa told me.
- Estoniaball - Ah'm using her name and her counties names on one of mah neighbourhoods, also can be strong Pardner against all those Commies and Antifa. But Ah fuckin' hate the Big Smoke Meme because I was spammed with it on TCR. Also stop pissing me off with that fruty ass Texas song okay?
Bless their rotten hearts (Enemies)
- Californiaball - STOP TRYIN' TO TURN ME INTO ONE A' YER LIBERALS! LOOK WHAT YA DONE TO POOR, LITTLE ARIZONA! YOU TURNED HIM INTO 'YOU'! "DON'T CALIFORNIA MY TEXAS!" Californians should learn to not bring their crappy politics that ruined their former home in the first place! Those Dems thought that they could turn me 'blue'! Yes, I turned blue myself for LBJ. But for Joe Biden? Hahhahhaw! Nope.
- Chileball - IMPOSTOR! KTVT. But you are mah Uncle also so it kind of makes sense.
- Chinaball - GIT YER GOD DAMN MONEY AND CORONAVIRUS OFF OF MAH CLAY!
- Colombiaball - Druglord Uncle, stop sending drugs.
- Alaskaball - 1959 worst day of my life! Your not even part of the contiguous USA, so you ain't hardly count.
Ah still am.
- John Lafia - WHAT A STUPID FUCKIN' MOVIE THAT MADE ME SPLIT INTO TWO!
- Russiaball - Alaska is yours, ya' commie. You are the reason why Ah'm smaller than Alaska! But, on the other hand, your child, Moscowball, we're in a pretty good relationship.. way better than you. Sometimes I think you adopted him. Props to that, but seriously, why don't you go and whack off to a naked picture of Vladimir Lenin for christ's sake?
- Massachusettsball - stupid liberal, fuck him
- Floridaball - WHAT? CTN, you say? Bring it on! (we aren’t actual enemies)
- Moscowball - ..Eh, eh.. I don't want to hate ya, my dad forces me to. You're a pretty nice guy when I think about it. But why are you so shy around me? Are you scared? Hah, anyways, as I'm meant to say, hate you, Moscow..
- Indianaball: COME ERE YE INDIAN.
- Zimbabweball - STOP CALLIN' EVERY COUNTRY THAT AMERICA KNOWS "BURGER PUPPETS" YOU SON OF A-- cans.wav GOD! AH'M SICK OF YOU RUSKI PUPPETS! Y'KNOW, AH'M GLAD YOU WERE GIVEN SANTIONS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE MAN! YOU ARE THE WORST AFRICAN COUNTRY AH'VE EVER MET IN MAH LIFE!!! GIVE ME THE MIC!!! cans.wav
- S&N Koreaball - South Korea, I don't care if you're friends with USAball! I hate K-POP! REMOVE BTS! REMOVE BLACKPINK! REMOVE RED VELVET! K-POP IS A SIN'!!!' SUCH TERRIBLE MUSIC! At'd least you hate commies. North Korea, And you!!! You are very dirty asian commie!!! Why must you launch to my Capital??!
- Empire of Japanball (Formerly) - I sent all of your Japs to my internment camps! You will pay after what you did to Pearl Harbor!
REMOVE SUSHI! You deserved to get bombed!
- Vietnamball - Russia's son, u suck. Suck rice. Suck Armenia.
- Guinea-Bissauball - HOW DARE YOU COPY OUR FLAG YOU DAMN COPYCAT!
- Yolanda Saldivar - HOW DARE YOU?
- Rice Kinder - JUST BECAUSE SOME OF MY CITIES LIKE HOUSTON HAVE LOTS OF CRIME DOESN’T MEAN IM THE 5TH MOST DANGEROUS CITY EVER! APPARENTLY IM LESS SAFE THAN ILLINOIS AND MARYLAND WHICH IS BULLSHIT, WHY WOULD 4 MILLION MOVE TO THE 5TH MOST DANGEROUS STATE IN THE US
- Snow - YOU CAUSED POWER OUTAGES IN MY CLAY
- Crimeaball - Ah'm m8, stop calling me Mexican! Also, yuo are part of Ukraineball clay and THAT'S FINAL!!
- Palestineball - The same thing i said to Crimea!
- Iranball - YOU FUCKIN' TERROIST!!! STOP POININ' THE FINGER AT AMERICA FOR THE DEATH OF YOUR SCIENTISTS!!! THOSE SCIENTISTS AND PYSICISTS HAVE NO CONNECTION WITH THE ISLAMIC REVOLUTION DUMBASS!!! STOP SAYIN' "GREAT SATAN" AND "LITTLE SATAN"!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IRAN!? DO YOU CARE ABOUT FREEDOM?! DO YOU?! NO!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHIN' BUT POINT YER FUCKIN' FINGER AT MY DAD FOR NO FUCKIN' REASONNNNN!!!!! YOU SON OF A FUCKIN BI- "cans.wav" AH CANNOT WAIT UNTILL YOU DIE!!! AH CANNOT WAIT UNTILL OF OF YOU ANTI-AMERICAN SCUM DIE!!!!!! "cans-wav" AH DARE YOU! SAY "DEATH TO AMERICA" ONE MORE TIME! AH DARE YOU!!!!
- Austinball - Liberal Capitalball that's populated with Californian refugees. It’s somehow best place to live in America, so I'm proud of you. BUT YOUR STILL A LIBERAL HELLHOLE WHICH UPSETS ME, WHOS NEXT, HOUSTON???? DALLAS?
- Houstonball - Largest cityball in the state and only big cityball that can into Gulf of Mexico and space.
- Dallasball - Them cowboys became urbanized. Sterotypical Texan city the rest of the world sees.
- San Antonioball - One of Texas's oldest cities. Ball is life, and so are Tacos.
- El Pasoball - Sketchy, haunted Mexican cityball in the great Texan outback.
- Fort Worthball - Dallasball's less relevant twin that is famous for its stockyards. (Psst! Don't ever mention Dallas!)
- Wacoball - A
cultistlively city, home to Dr. Pepper.
- Garlandball - Meh. Some city that borders Dallas.
- College Stationball - Can into relevant?