The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas
Come and Take It!!!
— Texas Revolution

Texasball is where all the 'Murican stereotypes come from a state of the USA-icon USAball. He is an ass full of money one of the most conservative American stateball. He is possibly also one of the most likely to secede from USA-icon 'Murica, due to his rebellious personality. Should he secede, it would severely weaken USAball, as many states heavily rely on Texas for certain resources such as oil, petroleum and guns. He is a rather trigger happy fellow, even for an American state.

Texasball is sometimes seen wearing shades and his iconic hat. He may also have a Colt Peacemaker, a Winchester rifle, or a shotgun.


Texas was born as 3-icon until he was adopted by Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball in 1519, tried being a republic twice as GM agee-icon 1st Republic of Texasball&nbsp and Long Republic-icon 2nd Republic of Texasball. Franceball tried taking him, but natives and the climate killed him off. He then later was adopted by Mexico-icon Mexicoball and combined with Coahuila-icon Coahuilaball to form Coahuila y Tejas-icon Coahuila y Tejasball. He then ROT-icon gained independence for 10 years, those ten years were spent deciding if he should Join the United States of America or expand west to compete with America. He decided to join America in 1845. He had a bit of a rebellious phase and seceded then joined CSA-icon CSAball. He then rejoined USAball in 1870. In 1900 he struck oil in Spindletop and since then, his economy has been booming rivaling Canada-icon Canadaball and Brazil-icon Brazilball in GDP. Lately he's been considering secession again. 



  • USA-icon USAball (mostly) - Mah Pa an' former Civil War enemy, he is still steamed about his confusion with Chile-icon Chileball, he also won't let me move out. But ever since Harvey, don't even think Ah'm ready yet. BUT, you legalized LGBT though! and Ah ain't like it.....(I guess the only reason why I did not move up is because of trumps rules in which I agree in)
  • Arizona-icon Arizonaball - We hunt down illegal aliens together. Plus, it's hotter than dickens!!!. And He was James, Jaiden and Adam's Home, and they're Rebecca's friends! We love your YouTubers and You love ours!! We both have the same Storytime Animators!
  • NewMexico-icon New Mexicoball - My younger brother, We don't talk much.
  • Colorado-icon Coloradoball - Younger brother (Also a bit of him used to be my clay), somewhat a moderate between me and Californiaball. Though he gets annoyed sometimes when Californiaball and Ah both invade his clay, yet he likes weed.
  • Other Southernballs - My half-siblings! (CSA-icon special former relationship)
  • Chihuahua-icon Chihuahuaball, Coahuila-icon Coahuilaball, Nuevo León-icon Nuevo Leónball, Tamaulipas-icon Tamaulipasball - Mexican stateballs that send too many drugs and immigrants over the Rio Grande. Can't forgive 'em for that.
  • UK-icon UKball - Grandpa.. tell dad to gib me a gun this Christmas ploxx..
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Uncle that has a lot in common with me. We wear hats, have accents and very big egos, etc. But annoyingly his son, Western Australiaball, is even bigger than me and the darn Alaska put together!
  • Queensland-icon Queenslandball - The 'Australian Texas' as they say it here.. So obviously, we get along darn good.
  • Western Cape-icon Western Capeball - The 'African Texas?' Don't understand why there's a lotta me's around here, I approve that at least.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - My Uncle up north, he's loves my culture.  
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - My lovely Aunt, she loves the Lord of the Rings.
  • Ireland-icon Irelandball - My great-uncle who hates my grandpa.
  • Alberta-icon Albertaball - My cousin who's a lot like me, she and I have a lot in common, I love her!
  • Tennessee-icon Tennesseeball - Thanks for helping free me in the revolution.
  • Bavaria-icon Bavariaball - My German version, we sure do look alike.
  • Japan-icon Japanball Thank you for giving the bullet train to my sons, Dallas-icon Dallasball and Houston-icon Houstonball. Also, I LIKE HIS ANIME! 'ANIME IS BETTER THAN K-POP!
  • South Vietnam-icon South Vietnamball - Also took him in when he got beat by Vietnam-icon commie. He lives in my basement.

Ah ain't know 'em

  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball (sometimes) - Ah forgive her for bein' an abusive ma back in the day, don't ever mess with me ever again. She's the reason Ah can speak Spanish and tacos are one of my popular food. But please git yer people off mah fence.(Remember the Alamo!)
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Grandma, ain't know much about her, she's nice from all Ah remember and from what mah pa told me.
  • California-icon Californiaball - Liberal younger brother, ideological opposite. Argue with 'em a lot, but is just frenemy. We'll protect each other from threats. Your Dodgers never had a chance against my Astros, 'cause they won the World Series! We also both want independence from USA-icon this guy. But my Christian network is better than yours! BUT STOP TRYIN' TO TURN ME INTO ONE A' YER LIBERALS

Bless their rotten hearts

  • Chile-icon Chileball - IMPOSTOR! KTVT. But you are mah Uncle also so it kind of makes sense.
  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball - Druglord Uncle, stop sending drugs. 
  • Alaska-icon Alaskaball - 1959 worst day of my life! Your not even part of the contiguous USA, so you ain't hardly count. Ah still am
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Alaska is yours, ya' commie. You are the reason why Ah'm smaller than Alaska! But, on the other hand, your child, Moscowball, we're in a pretty good relationship.. way better than you. Sometimes I think you adopted him. Props to that, but seriously, go to god damn hell.
  • Massachusetts-icon Massachusettsball - Ah just simply ain't like 'em. Also, they are so annoyin' when it comes to TF2...
  • Florida-icon Floridaball - WHAT? CTN, you say? Bring it on!
  • Moscow-icon Moscowball - ..Eh, eh.. I don't want to hate ya, my dad forces me to. You're a pretty nice guy when I think about it. But why are you so shy around me? Are you scared? Hah, anyways, as I'm meant to say, hate you, Moscow..
  • Indiana-icon Indianaball: COME ERE YE INDIAN.
  • South Korea-iconNorth Korea-icon S&N Koreaball - South Korea,I don't care if you're friends with USA-icon USAball! I hate K-POP! REMOVE BTS! REMOVE BLACKPINK! REMOVE RED VELVET! K-POP IS A SIN'!!!' At'd least you hate commies. North Korea, And you!!!You are very dirty asian commie!!!Why must you launch to my Austin-iconCapital??!
  • Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japanball (Formerly) - I sent all of your Japs to my internment camps! You will pay after what you did to Pearl Harbor! REMOVE SUSHI! You deserved to get bombed!

Major Cityballs

  • Austin-icon (flag 1) Austinball - Liberal Capitalball that's populated with California-icon Californian refugees. It’s somehow best place to live in America, so I'm proud of you. 
  • Houston-icon Houstonball - Largest cityball in the state and only big cityball that can into Gulf of Mexico and space.
  • Dallas-icon Dallasball - Them cowboys became urbanized. Sterotypical Texan city the rest of the world sees.
  • San Antonio-icon San Antonioball - One of Texas's oldest cities. Ball is life, and so are Tacos.
  • El Paso-icon El Pasoball - Sketchy, haunted Mexican cityball in the great Texan outback. 
  • Fort Worth-icon Fort Worthball - Dallasball's less relevant twin that is famous for its stockyards. (Psst! Don't ever mention Dallas!)
  • College Station-Icon College Stationball - Can into relevant?






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