|“||Move over, Timurids; maybe go invade India or something.||”|
— Bill Wurtz
Timuridball (aka Timur the Lameball) or K
ebab Mongol was a mighty empireball on the Persian plate. He is well known for being gruesome. However, he saved the Muslim world and killed a lot of for revenge, along with some Arab, Iranian, and Turkicballs. Yet today Muslims don't like him because he was too cruel.
On his golden age, he was almost invincible.
When Timuridball had nothing to do with Ottoman Empireball anymore, it was the last time when Ottoman or the Turks in Anatolia had Contact with other Turkicballs and didn't even care if Russiaball occupied it until the 18th or 19th Century.
In Russiaball he is still popular for some reason, however, Kebabs itself never use him as a meme for unknown reasons maybe because of his brutality.
In 1294, the Mongol Empire was died and divided into 4 sons. There were Ilkhanate, Chagatai, Golden Horde, and Yuan. After Ilkhanateball and Chagatai Khanateball died Timur was born as a chagatai general for Western Chagatai Khanateball against Moghulistanball. In 1370, He attacked Moghulistanball but immedatetly revolted against Western Chagatai Khanateball, killing him and creating an stronk empire. Timur said himself to be helped by Allah, which is believable because he never really failed at anything. In 1378, he helped Tokhtamysh to rise to the throne of the Golden Horde. He wanted to be like Seljukball so from 1381 to 1386, he completely conquered Persia. Then in 1395, he helped Golden Hordeball to kill Moscow. But Golden Horde betrayed him and allied with Moghulistan to attack him. But, he succeeded repelling Golden Hordeball and Moghulistanball and occupied Moscow and Crimea for a few months. After this, Golden Hordeball never recovered.
In 1396, he attacked Delhi Sultanateball through Khayber Pass. He attacked Delhi because Delhi was too tolerant of non-Muslims. He won the war and in 1398 he sacked Delhi and killed hundreds of thousands of people. After he succeeded attacked Delhi, Delhi gib him 90 war elephants for him to get off from India. Then he used his elephants to carried stones to Samarkand to build a Mosque (Bibi Khanym mosque).
In 1402, He attacked Ottoman Empireball in Ankara. He used his elephants and cavalries to took Ankara from Ottoman. Ottoman was too weak to repel him. Then he captured Ottoman's Sultan and left Ankara. Ottoman then had a civil war between the Sultan's sons.
In 1404, he decided to kill Mingball. But, his emperor was old and tired and died in the journey. Then, his empire declined after his death. Qara Qoyunluball rose up and took Baghdad and lands in Mesopotamia, Aq Qoyunluball replacing Qara Qoyunluball, and then in 1501 Safavid Dynastyball appeared and took his clay. He was completely destroyed by his cousin Khanate of Bukharaball in 1507. The Timurid Empire's estimated death toll is 17 million people. Although his empire was gone, Timur's descendant Babur would found the Mughalball.
How to draw
- First draw a ball
- Colour it black
- Draw three red circles
- Add eyes
- Also you can use nomads weapons and dress
- Great Seljukball - My other uncle. Wanna be like him. So I conquored Persia, Caucasus, Iraq and Syria.
- Mughalball - My son who finally turned backwards dogshit India into a very glourious kingdom. I am very proud of you!
Why do you trade with this shia shit? You are startings to disapoint me I excepted better.
- Castile and Leónball - He may be a disgusting pork eater but I allowed his ambassador to visit my leader in Samarkandball, we both hate that ottoman and his people were allowed to come over to my place and party when I defeatings Ottomanball. Sorry it couldn´t last long after Timur died. You were a brother but christian.... *COUGH*
- Kazakh Khanatebrick - My cousin that I hated but then became my ally after we were both betrayed!
- Western Moghulistanball - My 2nd cousin who helped my cousin that I hate and is a son of Moghulistanball.
- Uzbek Khanateball - My other cousin who betrayed me!!
- Golden Hordeball - Traitorous uncle! Tokhtamysh was a traitor! I helped yuo attacking Russia but yuo raided me suddenly just because Yuo arrogant?! Damn retarded traitor!
- Moghulistanball - I defeated him in my early days so he allied with Golden Horde to raid me!
- Ottoman Empireball - Remove Ottoman and their silly caliph! Take that, Yuo can't into conquor my clay because of Tughlaq's mighty elephants! And never forget battle of Ankara, when yuo lose and try to retreat. I imprisoned yuor Sultan.
- Aq Qoyunluball - RUINERS!!! STOP MAKING A MESS IN MY CLAY YUO DAMN IDIOT!!!
- Qara Qoyunluball - Another ruiners (same like Aq Qoyunlu).DONT TRY TO INVADE ME AGAIN!!!!
- Safavid Dynastyball - This disgusting Persian destroyed me. DAMN!
- Mingball - Damn chinese who killed my kaiser.
- Grand Duchy of Muscowyball - Sorry for attacking yuo. Now, that cursed Golden Horde betrayed me, Let´s attack him together.
- Mongol Empireball - Stop ansclussing and killing the kebabs yuo retarded empire! But anyway, I want to restore back yuor government. BUT IN ISLAMIC WAY!!!
- Khanate of Bukharaball - Damn yuo filthy Uzbek! No wonder why Kazakh Khanate hated yuo!
- Mamlukball - Stop supporting those Ottomans or I will destroy Damascus!
- Tughlaq Dynastyball - Stop acting too tolerant with the Hindhus yuo damn Hindu! But thanks for gib me 90 elephants. Because of yuor elephants, I can repel that retarded Ottoman and bring stones to build a mosque in Samarkand. May Allah bless yuo.