Why am i so smaller than Hong Kong lah, but i can into best airport lah.
Singapore-icon Tringapore

Tringapore, also known as Lah Lah land or TRIGGERpore, officially the Tringapore Special Administrative Region of the People's Republic of China Republic of Tringapore, is an Asian Illuminati triangular-shaped countryball located in Southeast Asia. He is bordered by Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball to the North, and the Indian Ocean in the South, East, and West. The country is divided into 29 constituencies, and as a city-state, he is his own capital, giving him a total area of 278.6 square miles, making him the 176th largest country in the world. As of 2020, he has a population of about 5 or 6 million inhabitants.

Tringapore is a founding member of ASEAN-icon ASEANball and as a former British colony, he is part of the English-icon Commonwealth family, as well as the UN-icon UNball like almost every other country in the world. 

Tringapore is often seen as one of the 4 Asian tigers aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, South Korea-icon South Koreaball, and Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball). Unlike other city-states, Tringapore is independent (Unlike Hong Kongball), able to make his own money (Unlike Vatican-icon Vaticanball), and actually has a fighting chance (Unlike Monaco-icon Monacoball), which has given him modern significance on the world stage. He just loves doing business. Not only is he more developed, but due to massive amounts of immigration, he is often tolerant of other religions, ethnicities, and languages. He is semi-autocratic, so you will be fine as long as you don't break the laws. Just don't buy gum and you'll be fine. Tringapore has been neutral since independence.

Tringapore is the only Anglosphere countryball who does not always speak English in a proper grammar, which in contrast to Hong Kongball, who speaks proper English.

Tringapore is usually mistaken being part of China-icon PRCball because he has 5 stars in his flag (and China also has 5 stars), and most of his population is ethnically Chinese (76%).

His national day is August 9.

As the last syllable of 'Singapore' is almost homophonic to 'ball', the pronunciation of 'Singaporeball' would be quite bizarre. Therefore, for pronunciation's sake, he is made into a triangle and named 'Tringapore' instead.


Tringapore was discovered in 1819 which he was adopted by UKball, and given a proper education by his adoptive father. He is a (half) brother to Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball (formerly known as Malayaball), who is also another adoptive son of UK-icon UKball, adopted at around the same time. He was known as Straits Settlementsball/triangle until he became independent in 1965.

In 1942, his clay was invaded by Japanball, who raped him. However, after his defeat in 1945, his brother Malayaball fought a war for his independence with Tring. In 1963, Tringapore joined Malayaball to form Malaysiaball. Tring and Malay used to have quite a good relationship with each other until 1964 when the racial riots happened. Tring started to ask so many questions due to Malaysiaball imposing the Bumiputera policy, which gives more privileges to the Malays. Both brothers argued a lot, but the solution was settled when Malaysiaball decided to kick Tring from the Federation, saying, 'Fuck you! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!" whereas Tring was like, 'NO!!! WHAT? I WAS TRYING TO NEGOTIATE DIFFERENT TERMS LAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!" Malaysiaball punished Tringapore by giving him independence, although Tring wanted to stay.

When they broke up both felt really sad and their conditions were much worse lah. It was a moment of anguish to Tringapore. 

While in his "Lee Kuan Yew" mode Tring developed a stupid education system but a very steady defense system. He has some of Asia's best universities (but not for long....). Housing comes in the form of HDB here because of the amount of clay he has (not much). His flats are the cheapest ones in the world :p. He also became into tourism by planting trees and building things like parks, banks and hotels, and also many tourist attractions. That's how he makes kachiggas now.

Now ah, Tring can into awesome architecture and then oso got delicious food. Sometimes maybe he is of serious about his work, more serious about his education and even more serious about law. Tring's residents are also very kiasu about monies and scared kena saman!  But at the end of the workday, he like to unwind by either eating foods from fast-food restaurants like McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Domino's Pizza and other fast-food chains in his clay or drink refreshments from Starbucks Coffee, The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and many more coffee cafes in his clay. Other days he go Marina Bay and party and eat chilli crab and chicken rice. Tring can also into good times lor. He is richer than the other countries and some what small.

Flag Colors

Imperial Red 237, 41, 57 C0-M83-Y76-K7 #ED2939
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

Friends allies and enemies


  • Vancouver-icon Vancouverball - NUMBER ONE CANADIAN CITY!
  • UK-icon UKball - Adoptive father who always give money to me when I was a little countryball in South East Asia. I love his father very much, and sometimes I really missed the time when I was a strong kid in his father's empire...
  • Christmas Island-icon Christmas Islandball - Son who lives with Australia-icon Australiaball now, I still of lovings you!
  • India-icon Indiaball - CECA, marine time drills, security pact and all, but STOP COLONISING ME LAH! And I hate T Series. Pewdiepie is so much better. Makes up the majority of corona cases here
  • English-icon Commonwealthball - I am a member of his league. I love Commonwealthball very much.
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball - Fellow dragon. Both of us like to say "lah". Also shares similar culture since we both Chinese blood, booming economies, and high skyscrapers. Also ah, your egg tart is damn good leh! ALSO WHY IS "GUM" GOLD IN CANTONESE? CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW LAH!!!!!
    • Hong Kong-icon: No, ask Guangdong lah!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Helped build and train my armed forces. I also never recognise Palestine but still friend because of neutrality.
  • France-icon Franceball - Thank you for your AMX-13 tank.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - Good anime, economic inspiration, but too many tentacles. Japanese-Empire-icon Remember 1942! Yuo do the rape me!! Sook Ching Massacre never forget!!!
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Very nice work ethic that I want. However, Nazi-icon remember 1942, and also gib Leopard 2A4 tank.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Lazy, but good food. Can into friends I guess, but Italian-Empire-iconremember 1942.
  • USA-icon USAball - Burger lets his awesome ships dock in my harbour. Give N95 mask lah! I also like his wimpy kid books and movies. 
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Fellow dragon. GIVE SAMSUNG!
  • 8-icon 8ball - Negrito people always respect and love me. I love 'em too.
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - Tringapore South East Asian friend. Exchangeable currency rate 1=1 eh. We can use each other currency in our countries. We the best money. We oso best friends hor.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Fellow tiger. Don't worry! I'm on your side against that China-icon Commie! Also, forgive us because our first lady makes you angry, she does not represent us either.And also your bubble tea is of yummy leh!
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Was of making fun of me for being small but no longer does it. Who is the dumb one now? I is of one of the richest countries in the world but your GDP per capita sucks. Also stop smoking haze into me and Malaysia. Your currency sucks balls. Also we speak Bahasa Melayu but we can understand each other.  
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - I like how he despises drugs and is of richer than racist Melayu. DUTERTE OP BEST PRESIDENT LAH!!!! Balut always of into noisy in public making Tring angry lah. A lot of balut working in Tring lah! I op implementing some of his laws lah! Mabuhay to you lah!
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Got beautiful girls!!! Can into wife. Can into tourism lah. #GibPhở
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - Friend who I buy car form and go to holiday but wants to build canal to undercut me. Has beautiful girls as well lah! 

Frenemies/Neutral Realationships

  • Myanmar-icon Myanmarball - He is fine but learns to not genocide!!!
  • China-icon Chinaball - Best trading partners. Both of us have Chinese blood but remove commie lah. SO YOU ARE TRYING TO ANSCHLUSS ME LAH? WAS I PART OF YUO? TELL ME, MY QUESTION IS VERY SIMPLE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LEAVING US ALONE???" ALSO, REMOVE MAOISM!!! Aside from that, you are a good friend, yummy food. BUT I am better friends with Taiwan-icon your older brother................
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - Half-brother, whom I don't have really good relations with him because we argue usually. BUT YOU STUPID RACIST MELAYU LAH WHO'S SPORTS TEAM ALWAYS BOOS US WITH SINGAPORE ITU ANJING!!!!! IF YOU DID NOT KEEP ME OUT LAH WE COULD HAVE BEEN 2nd RICH IN THE WORLD!!!. YOU HAVE AN ECONOMIC FAILURE 1 SINGAPOREAN DOLLAR EQUALS TO 3 MALAYSHIT RINGGAY LAH! GAN ZABO CHIBAI! GAN NI NA LAN JIAO NA BEI WA LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least we're on a good sensation right now...still my big brother. :3
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - PEACE TREATY SIGN IN MY CLAY LAH!!!! But you and the USA won't fight again, right?
    • North Korea-icon - Yes, unless he gets ruled by the stupid Democratic Party again. Donald Trump best burger president.


  • 2019-nCoV COVID-19 -  OH MY GOD LAH! FUCK YOU TO HELL WUHAN VIRUS CITY! MOTHERFUCKING CHIBAI SHITHEAD GAN NI NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILL MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIE YOU FUCKING VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!!! 


  • "Say 'ching chong' again and I will stick one up ur ass."
  • Don't break a law! Or in other words, Patuhilah undang-undang! Understood/Faham?
  • "Leaving the Federation happiest day of my life."
  • "Who ask yuo do liddat one sia"
  • "We can into developed country lah"
  • Kan ni na beh chow chee bai
  • Na bei!
  • Walao eh! 
  • ... lah!
  • ...lor!
  • ...leh!
  • "malujah singapura"
  • Xiao ah!
  • Singapore Bat Ku Teh or Malaysia Bat Ku Teh?


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