Tringapore, officially the Republic of Tringapore, is a triangular shaped countryball located in Southeast Asia. He is bordered by Malaysiaball to the North, and the Indian Ocean in the South, East, and West. The country is divided into 29 constituencies, and as a city-state, he is his own capital, giving him a total area of 278.6 square miles, making him the 176th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he has a population of about 6 Million inhabitants.
Tringapore is often seen as one of the 4 Asian tigers aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being Taiwanball, South Koreaball, and Hong Kongball). Unlike other city-states, Tringapore is independent (Unlike Hong Kong), able to make his own money (Unlike Vaticanball), and actually has a fighting chance (Unlike Monacoball), which has given him modern significance on the world stage. He just loves doing business. Not only is he more developed, but due to massive amounts of immigration, he is often tolerant on other religions, ethnicities, and languages. Although Tringapore is very authoritarian
(thanks Lee), you will be fine as long as you don't break the laws. Just don't buy gum and you'll be fine. Tringapore has been neutral since independence.
His national day is August 9.
A theory that why he is a triangle is that 1. it makes sense to put Tring ( standing for the triangle) and 2. saying "Singaporeball" slowly will sound like " Sing-a-poor-ball".
Tringapore was discovered in 1819 which he was adopted by UKball, and given a proper education by his adoptive father. He is a (half) brother to Malaysiaball (formerly known as Malayaball), who is also another adoptive son of UKball, adopted at around the same time. He was known as Straits Settlementsball/triangle until he became independent in 1965.
In 1942, Tring's clay was invaded by Japanball, who raped him. However, after his defeat in 1945, his brother Malayaball fought a war for his independence with Tring. In 1963, Tringapore joined Malayaball to form Malaysiaball, but Tring left in 1965. Tring and Malay used to have quite a good relationship with each others until 1965 when Malay and Tring have ethnic and religious tensions. Malayball was like: "Go away! Me no love you anyway!" and Tring was like: "Go away lah! I Donnid you oredi!"
When they broke up both felt really sad and their conditions was much worse lah. Fortunately, Tring managed to stand firmly by himself while activating his "Lee Kuan Yew mode". Eventually, he drastically transformed from a third world countryball into a world class countryball, even surpasses his former brother/rival Malaysiaball and now is an admirable countryball in ASEANball.
While in his "Lee Kuan Yew" mode Tring developed steady education system, and also very steady defense system. He has some of Asia's best universities. Housing comes in the form of HDB here because of the amount of clay he has (not much). His flats are the cheapest ones in the world :p. He also became into tourism by planting trees and building things like parks, banks and hotels, and also many tourist attractions. That's how he make monies now.
Now ah, Tring can into awesome architecture and then oso got delicious food. Sometimes maybe he is of serious about his work, more
kiasu serious about his education and even more kiasu serious about law. Tring's residents are also very kiasu about monies and scared kena saman! But at the end of the workday he like to unwind by either eating foods from fastfood restaurants like McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Domino's Pizza and other fastfood chains in his clay, or drink refreshments from Starbucks Coffee, The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and many more coffee cafes in his clay. Other days he go Marina Bay and party and eat chilli crab and chicken rice. Tring can also into good times lor.
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- UKball -
WHY YOU BETRAY ME LEH, FATHER WAHLAO EH!Adoptive father who always gib monies to Tring when he was a little countryball in South East Asia. Tring loves his father very much, and sometimes he really missed the time when he was a stronk kid in his father's empire, even after UKball surrendered him to Japanball.
- Christmas Islandball - Son who lives with Australiaball now
- Chinaball - Majority of us are Chinese. 好 trading partners. Deng Xiaoping was inspired by us in create the Authoritarian Capitalism thing... but remove communism lah!
- Hong Kongball - Close friends, ex-adoptive brother and my skyskraper rival since we both have Chinese blood, colonized by UKball and well developed economies that can into monies. Were both raped by Japanball together. Also a fellow Dragon. Jackie Chan is Tringapore PR!
- Macauball - Hong Kong's
olderlittle bro. MY CASINOS ARE BETTER LAH!!!
- Indiaball - CECA, marine time drills, security pact and all, but STOP COLONISING ME LAH! And I hate T Series.
- Commonwealthball - Tring is a member of his league. Tring loves Commonwealthball very much.
- Israelcube - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces. I also never recognise Palestine but still friend because neutrality and support two-state solution. STOP BULLYING HIM AND BE FRIENDS!
- Japanball - Good anime, but too much tentacles. Remember 1942! Yuo do the rape me!! Sook Ching Massacre never forget!!!
- Germanyball - Very nice work ethic that I want. However, remember 1942, and also gib leopard tank.
- Italyball - Lazy, but good food. Can into friends I guess, but remember 1942.
- USAball - Burger let's his awesome ships dock in my harbor. Gib N95 mask lah! I also like his wimpy kid books and movies.
but Micheal Fay must into cane. Also Jack Neo >> Hollywood.
- South Koreaball - Fellow dragon. GIB SAMSUNG!
NO, NOT THE PHONE THAT IS BOOM, LAH!
- 8ball - Negrito people is always respect and love me. I love 'em too.
- Bruneiball - Tringapore South East Asian friend leh, have lots of oil oso, Exchangeable currency rate 1=1 eh.
But when oil run out I make kill.
- Vietnamball - Got beautiful girls!!! Can into wife. Can into tourism lah. #GibPhở
- Thailandball - Friend who I buy car form and go to holiday but wants to build canal to undercut me. Has beautiful girls as well lah!
- North Koreaball - Good Relations, Was able to be meeting summit between him and USAball. We also can into G77 and NAM.
- Indonesiaball - Was of making fun of me for being small but no longer does it. Who is the dumb one now? I is of one of richest countries in the world but your GDP per capita sucks. Also stop smogging my clay,
(but plox teach me how to be an G20 Member)
- Philippinesball - I liek how he despises drugs and is of richer than racist melayu. DUTERTE OP BEST PRESIDENT LAH!!!! Balut always of into noisy in public making Tring angry lah. Lot of balut working in Tring! Remember Edz Ello, TRINGAPOREAN ENGLISH BEST ENGLISH!!! PEENOISE ENGLISH DUMB AND AMERICAN NOT ORIGINAL BRITISH ENGLISH LAH!
- Taiwanball - Fellow tiger. But he now legalize gay marriage.
- Malaysiaball - OH MY GOD LAH NOT OF YOU AGAINS. YOU STUPID RACIST MELAYU LAH! IF YOU DID NOT KEEP ME OUT LAH WE COULD HAVE BEEN 2nd RICH IN THE WORLD!!!. YOU ARE INTO ECONOMIC FAILURE 1 SINGAPOREAN DOLLAR EQUALS TO 3 MALAYSHIT RINGGIT LAH!
- Mocha Uson - Claims that I'm a Federal State i IS REPUBLIC! AND I IS ONLY CITY STATE!, what happens when I became federal? TORN MY CLAY APART? A BIG INSULT TO ME LAH!! REMOVE FAKE JOURNALIST/ POLITICIAN WANNABEE.
- "Say 'ching chong' again and I will stick one up ur ass."
- Don't break a law! Or in otherwords, Patuhilah undang-undang! Understood/Faham?
- "Leaving the Federation happiest day of my life."
- "Who ask yuo do liddat one sia"
- "We can into developed country lah"
- Kan ni na beh chow chee bai
- Na bei!
- Walao eh!
- ... lah!
|Divisions||Central Tringapore • East Tringapore • North Tringapore • North-East Tringapore • West Tringapore|
|Historical entities||Migrants from North • Srivijayaball • Kingdom of Tringapura • Malacca Sultanateball • Johor Sultanateball • Straits Settlementball ( British Tringapore) • State of Tringapore in Malaysiaball|
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|Members||Indonesiaball • Malaysiaball • Philippinesball • Tringapore • Thailandball • Bruneiball • Vietnamball • Laosball • Myanmarball • Cambodiaball|
|Observers||Papua New Guineaball • East Timorball|