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also known as Lah Lah land or TRIGGERpore or SegitigapuLAH, officially the Tringapore Special Administrative Region of the People's Republic of China Republic of Tringapore, is an Asian Illuminati or should I say, full of lions triangular-shaped countryball located in Southeast Asia. He is bordered by Malaysiaball to the north, and the Indian Ocean in the south, east, and west. The country is divided into 5 councils, and as a city-state, he is his own capital, giving him a total area of 278.6 square miles, making him the 176th largest country in the world. As of 2020, he has a population of about 5 or 6 million inhabitants. He is also the most big brained countryball in the World.
Tringapore is also a founding member of ASEANball and as a former British colony, he is part of the Commonwealth family, as well as the UNball like almost every other country in the world.
He is also a kebab like his neighbors. He also into smart technology.
Tringapore is often seen as one of the 4 Asian tigers aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being Taiwanball, South Koreaball, and Hong Kongball). Unlike other city-states, Tringapore is independent (Unlike Hong Kongball), able to make his own money (Unlike Vaticanball), and actually has a fighting chance (Unlike Monacoball), which has given him modern significance on the world stage. He just loves doing business. Not only is he more developed, but due to massive amounts of immigration, he is often tolerant of other religions, ethnicities, and languages. He is semi-autocratic, so you will be fine as long as you don't break the laws. Just don't buy gum and you'll be fine. Tringapore has been neutral since independence.
Just like his twin cousin Hong Kongball, he can into "diu".
Tringapore is usually mistaken being part of PRCball because he has 5 stars in his flag (and China also has 5 stars), and most of his population is ethnically Chinese (76%).
His national day is August 9.
As the last syllable of 'Singapore' is almost homophonic to 'ball', the pronunciation of 'Singaporeball' would be quite bizarre. Therefore, for pronunciation's sake, he is made into a triangle and named 'Tringapore' instead
Tringapore was discovered in 1819 which he was adopted by UKball, and given a proper education by his adoptive father. He is a (half) brother to Malaysiaball (formerly known as Malayaball), who is also another adoptive son of UKball, adopted at around the same time. He was known as Straits Settlementsball/triangle until he became independent in 1965.
In 1942, his clay was invaded by Japanball, who raped him. However, after his defeat in 1945, his brother Malayaball fought a war for his independence with Tring. In 1963, Tringapore joined Malayaball to form Malaysiaball. Tring and Malay used to have quite a good relationship with each other until 1964 when the racial riots happened. Tring started to ask so many questions due to Malaysiaball imposing the Bumiputera policy, which gives more privileges to the Malays. Both brothers argued a lot, but the solution was settled when Malaysiaball decided to kick Tring from the Federation, saying, 'Fuck you! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!" whereas Tring was like, 'NO!!! WHAT? I WAS TRYING TO NEGOTIATE DIFFERENT TERMS LAH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!" Malaysiaball punished Tringapore by giving him independence, although Tring wanted to stay.
When they broke up both felt really sad and their conditions were much worse lah. It was a moment of anguish to Tringapore.
While in his "Lee Kuan Yew" mode Tring developed a very stupid education system but a very steady defense system. He has some of Asia's best universities
(but not for long....). Housing comes in the form of HDB here because of the amount of clay he has (not much). His flats are the cheapest ones in the world :p. He also became into tourism by planting trees and building things like parks, banks and hotels, and also many tourist attractions. That's how he makes kachiggas now.
Now ah, Tring can into awesome architecture and then oso got delicious food. Sometimes maybe he is of serious about his work, more serious about his education and even more serious about law. Tring's residents are also very kiasu about monies and scared kena saman! But at the end of the workday, he like to unwind by either eating foods from fast-food restaurants like McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Domino's Pizza and other fast-food chains in his clay or drink refreshments from Starbucks Coffee, The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and many more coffee cafes in his clay. Other days he go Marina Bay and party and eat chilli crab and chicken rice. Tring can also into good times lor. He is richer than the other countries and some what small.
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- Canadaball - MY IDOL AND BEST BROTHER!! HE IS SOO NICE I RESPECT HIM! CHINESE CANADIANS AND SINGAPOREAN CANADIANS ARE ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE EVER. I LOVE VANCOUVER, TORONTO AND MANY CANADIAN PLACES. TOP OF THE HATS TO YOU
- Vancouverball - NUMBER ONE CANADIAN CITY!
- UKball - Adoptive father who always give money to me when I was a little countryball in South East Asia. I love his father very much, and sometimes I really missed the time when I was a strong kid in his father's empire... Look now! I'm a developed country-state and one of the richest country with all the high positive things! Are you proud of me? But remember 1942, why you so weak to protect me?
- Christmas Islandball - Son who lives with Australiaball now, I still of lovings you!
- Indiaball - CECA, marine time drills, security pact and all, but STOP COLONISING ME LAH! And I hate T Series. Pewdiepie is so much better.
Makes up the majority of corona cases here
- Commonwealthball - I am a member of his league. I love Commonwealthball very much.
- Hong Kongball - Fellow dragon. Both of us like to say "lah". Also shares similar culture since we both Chinese blood, booming economies, and high skyscrapers. Also ah, your egg tart is damn good leh! BUT WHY IS "GUM" GOLD IN CANTONESE? CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW LAH!!!!!
- Israelcube - Helped build and train my armed forces. I also never recognise Palestine but not really a friend because of neutrality. All because Malaysiaball hates him.
- Franceball - Thank you for your AMX-13 tank.
- Japanball - Good anime, economic inspiration, but too many tentacles. Remember 1942! Yuo do the rape
me!! Sook Ching Massacre never forget lah!!!
- Germanyball - Very nice work ethic that I want. However, remember 1942, and also gib Leopard 2A4 tank.
- Italyball - Lazy, but good food. Can into friends I guess, but remember 1942.
- USAball - Burger lets his awesome ships dock in my harbour. Give N95 mask lah! I also like his wimpy kid books and movies.
- South Koreaball - Fellow dragon. GIVE SAMSUNG AND K-POP!
- 8ball - Negrito people always respect and love me. I love 'em too.
- Bruneiball - Tringapore South East Asian friend. Exchangeable currency rate 1=1 eh. We can use each other currency in our countries. We the best money. We oso best friends hor.
- Taiwanball - Fellow tiger. Don't worry! I'm on your side against that Commie! Also, forgive us because our first lady makes you angry, she does not represent us either.And also your bubble tea is of yummy leh!
- Indonesiaball - Was of making fun of me for being small but no longer does it. Who is the dumb one now? I is of one of the richest countries in the world but your GDP per capita sucks. Also stop smoking haze into me and Malaysia. Your currency sucks balls. Also we speak Bahasa Melayu but we can understand each other.
- Philippinesball - I like how she despises drugs and is of richer than racist Melayu. DUTERTE OP BEST PRESIDENT LAH!!!! Balut always of into noisy in public making Tring angry lah. A lot of balut working in Tring lah! I op implementing some of her laws lah! Mabuhay to you lah!
- Vietnamball - Got beautiful girls!!! Can into wife. Can into tourism lah. #GibPhở
- Thailandball - Friend who I buy car form and go to holiday but wants to build canal to undercut me. Has beautiful girls as well lah!
- Myanmarball - He is fine but learns to not genocide!!!
- Chinaball - Ancestor. 76% of my population comes from his clay and he has an authoritarian government like me BUT I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I HATE THE HONG KONG NSL SO STOP HITTING ME! I AIN'T FRIENDS WITH CHINESE TAIPEI LAH! (Tringapore is lying) XIXIXIXI(Mocks the laughter)
- Malaysiaball - Father, whom I don't have really good relations with him because we argue usually.
YOU IDIOTIC RACIST MELAYU LAH WHO'S SPORTS TEAM ALWAYS BOOS US WITH SINGAPORE ITU ANJING!!!!! IF YOU DID NOT KEEP ME OUT LAH WE COULD HAVE BEEN 2nd RICH IN THE WORLD!!!. YOU HAVE AN ECONOMIC FAILURE 1 SINGAPOREAN DOLLAR EQUALS TO 3 MALAYSHIT RINGGIT LAH! GAN ZABO CHIBAI GAN NI NA LAN JIAO NA BEI WA LAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAt least we're on a good sensation right now...still my good father. :3
- North Koreaball - PEACE TREATY SIGN IN MY CLAY LAH!!!! But you and the USA won't fight again, right?
- Equatorial Guineaball (sometimes) - I HAVE MORE HUMAN RESOURCES THAN YOU, LAH!!! Uh, sorry about that lah, I didn't meant to get angry at you lah. Let's just be neutral lah.
- Jitler - FUCK YOU LAH! YOU ARE DESTROYING PHILIPPINES FLAG FOR FUCK SAKE?? GO TO HELL LAH!!! YOU'RE THE MOST TERRORIST ON YOUTUBE!!! HOPE WE WILL ALL GONNA REPORT YOU LAH!!!! DIU NGEI!!!!!!!!
- "Say 'ching chong' again and I will stick one up ur ass."
- Don't break a law! Or in other words, Patuhilah undang-undang! Understood/Faham?
- "Leaving the Federation happiest day of my life."
- "Who ask yuo do liddat one sia"
- "We can into developed country lah"
- Kan ni na beh chow chee bai
- Na bei!
- Walao eh!
- ... lah!
- Diu ngei!
- "malujah singapura"
- Xiao ah!
- Singapore Bat Ku Teh or Malaysia Bat Ku Teh?
|Divisions||Central Tringapore • East Tringapore • North Tringapore • North-East Tringapore • West Tringapore|
|Historical entities||Migrants from North • Srivijayaball • Kingdom of Tringapura • Malacca Sultanateball • Johor Sultanateball • Straits Settlementball ( British Tringapore) • State of Tringapore in Malaysiaball|
|Lah Lah Land|
|Members||Indonesiaball • Malaysiaball • Philippinesball • Tringapore • Thailandball • Bruneiball • Vietnamball • Laosball • Myanmarball • Cambodiaball|
|Observers||Papua New Guineaball • East Timorball|
||Botswanaball • Cameroonball • Eswatiniball • Gambiaball • Ghanaball • Kenyaball • Lesothoball • Malawiball • Mauritiusball • Mozambiqueball • Namibiaball • Nigeriaball • Rwandaball • Seychellesball • Sierra Leoneball • South Africaball • Tanzaniaball • Ugandaball • Zambiaball|
|Asia||Bangladeshball • Bruneiball • Indiaball • Malaysiaball • Pakistanball • Sri Lankaball • Tringapore|
|Europe||Cyprusball • Maltaball|
|North America||Antigua and Barbudaball • Bahamasball • Barbadosball • Belizeball • Canadaball • Dominicaball • Grenadaball •|
|Oceania||Australiaball • Fijiball • Kiribatiball • Nauruball • New Zealandball • Papua New Guineaball • Samoaball • Solomon Islandsball • Tongaball • Tuvaluball • Vanuatuball|
|Former members||Irelandball (1931-1949) • Maldivesball (1965-2016) • Zimbabweball (1980-2003)|