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Turkeyball, officially the Republic of Turkeyball, is a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East, bordered by Syriaball and Iraqball to the South, Greeceball to the West, Bulgariaball to the Northwest, and Iranball to the East. The country is divided into 81
kebabs provinces, along with his capital , giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest country in the world. With a population of about 83 million as of 2019, he's the world's 17th most populous country.
Being a Turkic country, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkey a member of the Turkic Council and NATO. However, even after his attempts, he has failed to become a member of the EUball due to the many problems he's dealing with
Also cannot into Europe. Turkey is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. He tends to act very aggressive when it comes to things like the Armenian Genocide or Cyprus, tries to stop any sort of Kurdish nationalism, and now he is beginning to make ties with countries that USAball and the EU hate the most, like Iranball. Apart from his actions, Turkey still hopes that he can get away from the Middle East and become a peaceful country, however that is very unlikely.
He’s a member of NATO for now, but if he continues being shady with his kebab ways, well...
His national day is October 29.
- Main article: Ottoman Empireball
The real name for Turkey is Anatolia. Turkeyball has had much history, mostly because of the neanderthals who lived in the area. However, the neanderthals died out years after meeting the homo sapiens. The homo sapiens came from the Caucasus and migrated into Anatolia. They took over the area and for a while lived in a state of anarchy. The first civilisation in Anatolia was the Hittitesball. While the hittites were strong (they were daring enough to face egypt -which they won against-), their empire fell and out came some small Syro-Hittite stateballs. An example of one Syro-Hittite stateball was Tabalball. There were many Syro-Hittite stateballs but after the collapse of the hittites, the empires that took some lands were Phrygiaball, Urartuball, and Assyriaball.
- Azerbaycantopu - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother". (Also I am not going to use that weird e)
- Kanadatopu - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Canada and I are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him.
- Çintopu - Great trade partner of me.
- KKTCtopu - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab)
- Kazakistantuğlası, Kırgızistantopu, Türkmenistantopu, Özbekistantopu: We are from the same family so they are kebab too.
- Japonyatopu - He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs.
He also denies war crimes like me, I love it hohoho
- Moğolistantopu - Is of non-kebab Buddhist relative
Yuo dirty religion idiot Buddhism is corrupted, Islam is best hohoho
- Finlandiyatopu - My Scandinavian distant relative, very alcoholic.
pl0x teach me how to quality education.
- Estonyatopu -
I don't even know who you are.Another distant relative who is Baltic, doesn't knows about me much.
- Macaristantopu - My closer relative, both we claim to be the true successors of Atilla Hun, both we have problems with that Vlad. Also sorry for Ottoman rule in yuor clay.
- Baba Osman Gazi - I miss you...
Don't worry, you'll come back real soon...
- Kebab - Maybe my new best friend. Love him. Bosniaball is ok.
- Cezayirtopu - First Kebab Country Who Join me in Ottoman Times Without me , he will probably die And now we have good relations and His people Like Erdogan so much and We are Trade Partners.
- Bosna-Hersektopu - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
- Brezilyatopu - Wow, this guy is very good at soccer and... me too! I had several immigrants who went to this land of the HUE! and I want to get in the BRICSbrick, but he recognizes the fake genocide, which I never did, fucking hell!
- Katartopu - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my soldiers into your clay.
- Pakistantopu - Does not recognise Armenia as a country,
unlike me. Also helped me in my worst times.
- Gazzetopu - I will always support you, Palestine!
- Ukraynatopu - We are doing military cooperation, Kırım belongs to you. I like him
- Gürcistantopu - Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances.
Please tell Armenia to shut up.
- Eski Kürdistan - We used to be friends...Wut Happened? Why did You suddenly bombings of us?
- Kosovatopu - You of independent hohoho!
- Polonyatopu - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at Viyana, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland I still draw maps with his old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason. Also, have a great 100th Independence Day!
- Makedonyatopu -We both used to have problems with Greeceball.Also you changed your name recently.
- Yeni Zelandatopu - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let him preform memorial services at Gallipoli.
- Italyatopu, Fransatopu, İspanyatopu, Portekiztopu and Romanyatopu - Half-brothers. It's complicated.
- Arnavutluktopu -Turkey is one of Albania's largest investors and trading partners being a main donor contributing to much infrastructure investment and development that strongly supported Albanian membership in NATO, achieved in 2009. He hates me only for my past... Nothing against him/
- ABtopu - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than Macedonia [NOT FYROM YUNANİSTAN]'s population)
- Anti Imperialist Squad -
My new friends, keep standing against imperialism. Do you know? In fact, I have always liked NATO and the European Union, but I was forced by Trump’s isolationism.
- İsrailküpu - I've decided to recognize this guy and have relations with him. He also friends with my brother. Although he hates Iran. I dont care much, Also don't Hurt Palestineball!
- Sırbistan IRL - We don't have problems IRL. Sorry for conquering Yuo But Stop Bullying Bosnia and Kosovo Plox! Yuo told me you will never be in a Coalition against me. You really are one crazy country that hates Muslims.AND ALSO DONT BE RACIST DID YOU HEAR ME!?!
- Crimeatopu - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russiaball? Oh, I know you hate Ukrayna.
- Almanyatopu - You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our relations better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE İ HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMEMİA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay. (don't you dare oppress them) AND STOP İNCREASİNG THE GODDAMN EURO! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!
- Hindistantopu - Son of that colonial guy , nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan and Islam, but I do not care because I am friend of yuo two. Thanks for not recognizing the Armenian Genocide.
- Birleşik Krallık - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO and we both love tea nowadays so we are good for now.
i drink more tea than you deal with it asdsadasdsad
- ABD - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND KUZEY KIBRIS IS REAL KIBRIS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you.
ok I agree erdoğan sucksAND STOP INCREASING GOD DAMN DOLLAR! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! Still of good friend of mine, though.
- Rusyatopu - Today we have good relationships with him, but he distrusts me because I keep attacking his His Allies. Btw I'm buying anti-air missile defense systems from him.
Suck it Murica!
- Avustralyatopu - Gallipoli campaign never forget! But I understand you were forced to do that its all that tea.
- İsveçtopu - Why don't you want to be a kebab.
OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ONE. Nevermind You love Kurds so you’re Not Welcome to be a kebab But At Least You Recognize Palestineball!
- Yunanistantopu - A love-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between you and me, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. We are the first to help each other when something bad happens to me or vice versa
why yuo reject mi help, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greece helped me recover from it. Let's just hope I will help Greece with his poor economyAlso you have good food. İSTANBUL İS TURKEY SİKTİR GİT!
- Bulgaristantopu - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss yuo.
- Venezuelatopu My new Ally BUT STOP RECOGNISING THE MOVINGS OF ARMENIANS AS GENOCIDE AND STABILIZE GOVERNMENT PLOX YOUR CURRENCY IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE!
- Sovyet Birliğitopu - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone. AND STOP RAGING ABOUT ME NOT JOINING YOU ON YOUR PAGE. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence and giving me Turkish land back!
- Fastop - We're kinda Friends, but you hate My Dad and why are you still friends With That TRAITOR?
- Araplar - Some are good some are bad. I am not similar to them but raped by them in the terms of language and religion since I am secular me don't care siktirip gidin pislikler!
- İrantopu -He is my new Frenemy, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I hate Saudi Arabia more. Both we support Qatar against evil Terrorist Saudi Arabia. He also gibs me Oil. Btw PLS DON'T SUPPORT ARMENIA TO KILL AZERBAIJAN, BECAUSE AZERBAIJAN IS SHIA MUSLIM LIKE YUO.
- Romanyatopu - We can into friends since we both hate Russia and stuff but PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB! AND I WILL NEVER FORGET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BOYARS IN THE 15TH CENTURY! YOUR PRINCE NAMED VLAD THE IMPALER IMPALED MY BOYARS!! YOU IMPALED MY SOLDIERS ALIVE!!!!
- Lübnantopu - We both hate Zionists but he is an Armenian dog!!!
- Ermenistan - I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YUO ARE FIRST INTO RECOGNIZE ME IF YOU HATE ME (Who did it?). Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. Also, I did not doing genocide, it was Israelcube did genocide. They hid their backlash so you get fooled by the real perpetrator. SİKTİR GİT! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?! BE KIND TO YUOR NEIGHBOUR! READ A DAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING!
- (Güney) Kıbrıstopu - Turkeyball invaded and took almost half of its clay to TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognizes and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that. SİKTİR GİT!
- Egyptball - Sisi is not the president, Morsi is the legitimate president.
- BAEtopu - The UAE once opposed communism but now supports the Assad regime and the Kurdistan Workers' Party. UAE traitors have become Jews' running dogs.
- Kebab Remover Team :Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk so I don't care about them.
- Myanmartopu - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove yuo. DEFEND ARAKAN! SİKTİR GİT AMK!
- Hollandatopu - YUO LITTLE NAZI! HOW DARE YUO TREAT MY PRIME MINISTAR LIKE THAT!? Btw beat you 3-0 in football!
- Suudi-Arabistantopu - OH! HOW I HATE YUO! YUO ARE WAHHABI SHIT! I I SO FUCKING HATE YUO! I STILL REMEMBER WHEN IN WAHHABI WAR YUO ARE SAYIN I AM A MONSTER WHEN I COMPLETY DESTORYED YUOR EMIRATE THEN IN WWI WHEN YUO ARE HELPING BRITISH TEA TO BACK STAB ME AND NOW YUO SAYING I AM TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT!?! I NEVER GOING FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE! EVEN NEVER EVER! NOW I AM FRIENDS WITH IRAN AND QATAR SO WE WILL REMOVE YOU AT ALL!!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT JOURNALIST JAMAL KHASOUGI IN YOUR CONSULATE IN ISTANBUL!!!!!!!
- Süriyetop - Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants
*cough* ISISball *cough*(nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out.did try to anchluss there north recently but we got into ceasefire so yeaah things are complicated... BUT NOT ANYMORE!!
- Kürdistantopu - Who? Oh, that separatist. STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER AND FOLLOW MY LEAD AMK. SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT
- Tunustopu - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying him for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you the third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all. Yuo stole my flag.
I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.
- Tramp -WHAT?! NONONONONONONONONONONO!!! STOP INCREASING THE DAMNED WORTHFUL PAPER PIECES!!! NO!!! YUO CAN'T BE THE REAL PRESIDENT OF  ABD!! HOW YUO COULD BE A PRESIDENT EVEN YUO STUPID YELLOW-HEAD MONKEY?!!
- Memer! - I hate racist jokes...
- BASHAR AL ASSAD: Asshole
- ISISball - YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF POEPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT. I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT WORST ENEMY FOREVER!!!
- Nazi Almanyatopu - I was into liked you until I learned how evil yuo were. (I hope I didn't export chromium to you.)
- People who say Kebab means Islam - JUST...STOP OK? KEBAB MEANS TURKIC SİKTİR GİT!
- İzlandatop - Oh yeah! I will beat your dumb ass in the next match in this Euro League.
- "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
- "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means "Fuck you"
- "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means "son of a bitch."
- "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
- "sg" - is short version of "Siktir git" which means "Fuck off!"
- "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8 as a slang and it's actual meaning "What fo you mean?"
- "Yarrak" and "Sik" means "dick"and "Fuck"
- "Sana ne" is a version of "WHAT'S IT TO YA!?" He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
- "Ananı sikeyim" means "fuck your mom"
- TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
- Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.
- "Olm" is the short version of "Oğlum", which means "My son" or if talking to a friend, means "Fella"
How To Draw
Drawıng Turkeyball is easy:
- Draw a circle.
- Color it red.
- Draw star and crescent.
- Draw the eyes.