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Except for Turkey-icon.png Turkey, Turkey-icon.png Turkey makes a brand new Turkey-icon.png Turkey!
 
— bill wurtz

Turkeyball, officially the Republic of The United Kebabs Turkeyball, is a LARGE bird eaten during the thanksgiving season a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East, bordered by Syria-icon.png Syriaball and Iraq-icon.png Iraqball to the South, Greece-icon.png Greeceball to the West, Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball to the Northwest, Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball to the Northeast and Iran-icon.png Iranball, and Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball to the East. The country is divided into 81 kebabs provinces, along with his capital Ankara-icon.png Ankaraball, giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest country in the world. With a population of about 83 million as of 2019, he's the world's 18th most populous country.

Being a Turkic country, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkey a member of the Turkic Council-icon.png Turkic Council and NATO-icon.png NATO. However, even after his attempts, he has failed to become a member of the EU-icon.png EUball due to the many problems he's dealing with Also cannot into Europe. Turkey is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball.

Turkeyball is often referred to as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. He tends to act very aggressive when it comes to things like the Armenian Genocide or Cyprus, tries to stop any sort of Kurdistan-icon.png Kurdish nationalism, and now he is beginning to make ties with countries that USA-icon.png USAball and the EU hate the most, like Iran-icon.png Iranball. Apart from his actions, Turkey still hopes that he can get away from the Middle East and become a peaceful country, however that is very unlikely.

He’s a member of NATO-icon.png NATO for now, but if he continues being shady with his kebab ways, well...

His national day is October 29.

History

Main article: Ottoman Empireball 

The real name for Turkey is Anatolia. Turkeyball has had much history, mostly because of the 4-icon.png neanderthals who lived in the area. However, the neanderthals died out years after meeting the homo sapiens. The homo sapiens came from the Caucasus and migrated into Anatolia. They took over the area and for a while lived in a state of anarchy. The first civilisation in Anatolia was the Hittites-icon.png Hittitesball. While the hittites were strong (they were daring enough to face egypt -which they won against-), their empire fell and out came some small Syro-Hittite stateballs. An example of one Syro-Hittite stateball was Tabalball. There were many Syro-Hittite stateballs but after the collapse of the hittites, the empires that took some lands were Phrygiaball, Urartu-icon.png Urartuball, and Assyria-icon.png Assyriaball.

Flag Color

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Cadmium Red 227,10,23 C1-M92-Y99-K0 #E30A17
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF

Relationships

Friends/Arkadaşlar

  • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaycantopu - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother". Also I am not going to use that weird e because its yours to keep :) . CONGRATULATIONS ON REGAINING KARABAKH!! MY BROTHER YOU HAVE IMPRESSED ALL THE TURKISH PEOPLE
  • Canada-icon.png Kanadatopu - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Canada and I are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him. Also gibs me Massey Ferguson tractors.
  • Northern Cyprus-icon.png KKTCtopu - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab) The gyro Cyprus sucks. WE CAN INTO 'REMOVING MUSTAFA AKINCI AND 5-MIN CRAFTS!'
  • Somalia-icon.png Somalili Korsantopu - A really cool and epic pirate in which my father once colonized. He is cool and I do feel bad for him for not having a government. I was the first country to start opening an airport in Istanbulball to his capital Mogadishuball during his civil war to give supplies. His women are among the most beautiful in Africa, and in the world. They win every competition in beauty and they deserved it, Hamilia Aden, very pretty.(Teach me your ways so I can win in Europe and Asia)  I give him aid during the 2011 drought and he gives me immigrants and many Somali women are married to Turkish men. His economy is a great one to invest and I hope the country gets well one day. Unlike most countries we had very good historic relations and was always a good ally of me. I hope my other Horn African friend Ethiopia-icon.png Habisha Etiyopyatopu gets along with him. But question why you joined Arab League-icon.png THIS USELESS SHIT We also have Armenia-icon.png Common enemy. Yuo are my faovrite african country. Love Somalia from Turkey!
  • Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakistantuğlası, Kyrgyz-icon.png Kırgızistantopu, Turkmen-icon.png Türkmenistantopu, Uzbek-icon.png Özbekistantopu: We are from the same family so they are kebab too. BUT TURKMEN NAME STEELAR!!!
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistantopu - Does not recognise Armenia as a country, unlike me. Also helped me in my worst times. And the Scary Teacher 3D is made in Lahore. What an amazing game people plays on Phones and Tablets! 
  •  Japan-icon.png Japonyatopu - He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs. I like your Animes and Electronics! But you stole my kebab but nevermind anyways. He also denies war crimes like me, I love it hohoho. ​​​​​
  • South Korea-icon.png Koretopu - Helped them during the Korean War during UN peace mission. You are free.
  • Mongolia-icon.png Moğolistantopu - Is of non-kebab Buddhist relative Yuo dirty religion idiot Buddhism is corrupted, Islam is best hohoho.
  • Finland-icon.png Finlandiyatopu - My Scandinavian distant relative, very alcoholic. pl0x teach me how to quality education.
  • Estonia-icon.png Estonyatopu - I don't even know who you are. Another distant relative who is Baltic, doesn't knows about me much.
  • Hungary-icon.png Macaristantopu - My closer relative, both we claim to be the true successors of Hun-icon.png Atilla Hun, both we have problems with that Romania-icon.png Vlad. Also sorry for Ottoman rule in yuor clay.
  • Ottoman-icon.png Baba Osman Gazi - I miss you... Don't worry, you'll come back real soon (or not)...
  • Algeria-icon.png Cezayirtopu -  we have good relations, we are supporting the same side in Libyan Civil War, hope we can enjoy more
  • Bosnia-icon.png Bosna-Hersektopu - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
  • Brazil-icon.png Brezilyatopu - Wow, this guy is very good at soccer and... me too! I had several immigrants who went to this land of the HUE! and I want to get in the BRICS-icon.png BRICSbrick, but he recognizes the fake genocide, which I never did, fucking hell!
  • Qatar-icon.png Katartopu - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my soldiers into your clay. But could you stop building canal to my beloved Istanbul and practice secularism?
  • Rohingya-icon.png Rohingyaball - Support you in Myanmar.
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraynatopu - We are doing military cooperation, Crimea-icon.png Kırım belongs to you. I like him
  • Georgia-icon.png Gürcistantopu - Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances. Please tell Armenia to shut up.
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovatopu - You of independent hohoho!
  • Poland-icon.png Polonyatopu - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at Viyana, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland I still draw maps with his old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason. Also, have a great 100th Independence Day! (Sorry for mocking you in some kugeln.io match .)
  • Macedonia-icon.png Makedonyatopu -We both used to have problems with Greece-icon.png Greeceball. Also you changed your name recently.
  • New Zealand-icon.png Yeni Zelandatopu - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let her preform memorial services at Gallipoli.
  • Italy-icon.png ItalyatopuSpain-icon.png İspanyatopuPortugal-icon.png Portekiztopu and Romania-icon.png Romanyatopu - Half-brothers. It's complicated.
  • Iraqi Kurdistan-icon.png Irak Kurdistanitopu- The only part of Kurdistan that I liked. No Terrorists and no problems.       
  • Turks and Caicos-icon.png Turks ve Caicostopu  - My  s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶n  friend in Carribean and  f̶a̶k̶e son of UK-icon.png this dude.Also you have an island named Grand Turk.
  • Mustafa Kemal Atatürk- You saved us and our brothers in a difficult time. Sleep in peace, Pasha.
  • Netherlands-icon.pngHollandatopu - Someone wantings clay in you
  • Heunggong-icon.png Hong Kongtopu - Your people love me. In return, my tour guides can say Cantonese profanity.
  • Albania-icon.png Arnavutluktopu -Turkey is one of Albania's largest investors and trading partners being a main donor contributing to much infrastructure investment and development that strongly supported Albanian membership in NATO, achieved in 2009.
  • Botswana-icon.png Botsvanatopu - An african country who hates armenia as well.
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamtopu - Thanks for making my kebabs popular in South East Asia. Also thanks for treating kebabs well. I protested the burger for invading them.

Neutral/Karışık İlişkiler

  • EU-icon.png ABtopu - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than Macedonia (NOT FROM Greece-icon.png YUNANİSTAN]'s population)
  • Nicaragua-icon.png Cuba-icon.png Zimbabwe-icon.png Burundi-icon.png Sudan-icon.png Venezuela-icon.png Iran-icon.png Anti Imperialist Squad - My new friends, keep standing against imperialism. Do you know? In fact, I have always liked NATO-icon.png NATO and the European Union, but I was forced by Trump’s isolationism (and his nazism too).
  • Ethiopia-icon.png Etiyopya-topu - Friend who likes traveling to my country but I don't like that he is a very good friend of Greece-icon.png Beggar and Armenia-icon.png Cry baby. He supports me to join EU-icon.png EUball but he is a kebab remover but at least he hates Saudi Arabia-icon.png Wahabbi shit. I support him on his giant dam project.
  • Israel-icon.png İsrailküpu - I've decided to recognize this guy and have relations with him. We like each other aside from Politics. He also friends with my brother.  Although he hates Iran. I dont care much, Also don't Hurt Palestine-icon.png Palestineball, okay? But, please stop bullying with your neighbours you are the cause of terrorism. You're still good anyways...
  • Palestine-icon.png Filistintopu - Islamists love him but my Secularists suspicious of him because of his involvement with arab revolt and PLO training PKK soldiers during cold war.
  • Serbia-icon.png Sırbistan IRL - We don't have problems IRL. Sorry for conquering Yuo But Stop Bullying Bosnia and Kosovo Plox! Yuo told me you will never be in a Coalition against me. You really are one crazy country that hates Muslims. AND ALSO DONT BE RACIST DID YOU HEAR ME!?! Why you claim that I am racist even though you hate Kebab. Hypocrite and an islamophobe. We even gib yuo buses like Otokar buses.
  • Crimea-icon.png Kırımtopu - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russia-icon.png Russiaball? Oh, I know you hate Ukrayna.
  • Germany-icon.png Almanyatopu - You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to EU-icon.png your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our relations better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE İ HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMEMİA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay. (don't you dare oppress them) AND STOP İNCREASİNG THE GODDAMN EURO! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!
  • India-icon.png Hindistantopu - Son of that colonial guy UK-icon.png, nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan-icon.png Pakistan and Islam-icon.png Islam, but we cooperate a lot like in space technology. But dont hurt Kashmirball plox!
  • UK-icon.png Birleşik Krallık - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO and we both love tea nowadays so we are good for now. I drink more tea than you deal with it asdsadasdsad
  • USA-icon.png ABD - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND KUZEY KIBRIS IS REAL KIBRIS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you. ok I agree erdoğan sucks but no. Yuo still suck more than him AND STOP INCREASING GOD DAMN DOLLAR! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! Still of good friend of mine, though.
  • Russia-icon.png Rusyatopu - Today we have good relationships with him, but he distrusts me because I keep attacking his Armenia-icon.png Syria-icon.png His Allies. Btw I'm buying anti-air missile defense systems from him, even S-400. Suck it USA-icon.png Murica! And yuo still rock more than USA. And congrants to Vladimir Putin-icon.png Putin for the cure 'Sputnik V'. In fact, I still love you very much.
  • Australia-icon.png Avustralyatopu - Gallipoli campaign never forget! But I understand you were forced to do that its all that UK-icon.png tea.
  • Sweden-icon.png İsveçtopu - Why don't you want to be a kebab.OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ONE Also why are you so mean to Somalia-icon.png My Frwend?? Why are yuo mean to yuor other kebab immagrents?\. Nevermind You love Kurds so you’re Not Welcome to be a kebab But At Least You Recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball​​​​​​Yuor LGBT People can go to hell.
  • Greece-icon.png Yunanistantopu -  A love-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between you and me, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. We are the first to help each other when something bad happens to me or vice versa why yuo reject mi help, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greece helped me recover from it. Let's just hope I will help Greece with his poor economy Also you have good food. plus SİKTİR GİT! ALLOW THE IMMIGRANTS!!! SİKTİR GİT!!! SİKTİR GİT!!! ALSO İSTANBUL İS TURKEY!
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgaristantopu - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss yuo.
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelatopu My new Ally BUT STOP RECOGNISING THE MOVINGS OF ARMENIANS AS GENOCIDE AND STABILIZE GOVERNMENT PLOX! YOUR CURRENCY IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE! Why i even have to export cheese from yuo?
  • Soviet-icon.png Sovyet Birliğitopu - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone. AND STOP RAGING ABOUT ME NOT JOINING YOU ON YOUR PAGE. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence and giving me Turkish land back!
  • Morocco-icon.png Fastopu - We're kinda Friends, but you hate  Ottoman-icon.png My Dad and why are you still friends With Saudi Arabia-icon.png That TRAITOR?
  • Arab League-icon.png Araplar - Some are good some are bad. I am not similar to them but raped by them in the terms of language and religion since I am secular me don't care. Siktirip gidin pislikler! And this organization is TOTALLY USELESS! TOTALLY! And it's because i agree with Iran-icon.png Iran for what you said!
  • Iran-icon.png İrantopu - He is my new Frenemy, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I hate Saudi Arabia more. Both we support Qatar against evil Terrorist Saudi Arabia. He also gibs me Oil and sometimes Ikco Samand. Btw PLS DON'T SUPPORT ARMENIA TO KILL AZERBAIJAN, BECAUSE AZERBAIJAN IS MUSLIM LIKE YUO.
  • Romania-icon.png Romanyatopu -  We can into friends (and Kanal D ) since we both hate Russia and stuff. Also gibs me Dacia Cars. But PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB! AND I WILL NEVER FORGET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BOYARS IN THE 15TH CENTURY! YOUR PRINCE NAMED VLAD THE IMPALER IMPALED MY BOYARS!! YOU IMPALED MY SOLDIERS ALIVE!!!!
  • Lebanon-icon.png Lübnantopu - We both hate Zionists but he is an Armenian dog!!! I give yuo aid and pray for you. And also you said that we will remove Zionists just because he bombed your capital? NO HE DIDNT DO THAT! Make up your mind!
    • Lebanon-icon.png: Please understand this. Yuo seem to be Kosher 's enemy too. And we said it happend by him. He is an worst fool that gets us away from letting Palestine-icon.png Palestineball be known more than Kosher. THE DAMN KOSHER DID THAT! Yuor mind should be knowning this. He is Jealous. He is commiting crimes and says that they didn't do. At least yuo can maybe reunite with me and my friends (Palestine-icon.png PalestineballIran-icon.png IranballPakistan-icon.png Pakistanball and more). Even Azerbaijan-icon.png your brother should know this that Israel is not Real. Also, thank yuo for reconizing Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and hating the others who don't know him.
    • Turkey-icon.png: JUST LOOK AT NEWS! THE ZIONIST DIDNT BOMB YOUR CAPITAL! IT WAS YOUR BUILDING WHO MADE AN EXPLOSION NOT HIM! AND yes I hate the Kosher too but I understand for what your saying! I tell him to stop bullying his neighbours. If you dont agree then I WILL NOT HELPING YOU ANYMORE! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU! AND MY BROTHER DONT CARE THAT BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM HATE SHIABALL!
  • Iceland-icon.png İzlandatop - Defeated me 2-1 in Euro 2016. But we both can into friends since you recognized Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. Your places seems very cold so...
  • Taiwan-icon.png Tayvantopu - Thank you for the financial assistance you brought to me when the earthquake in Turkey was about to happen, but it is a pity that I still cannot admit that you are a country, because I have not escaped being isolated by this world.

Enemies/Düşmanlar

  • Coronavirus - FUKS YOU WUHAN YOU RUIN MY KEBABS AND EVERYTHING!!!
  • France-icon.png Fransatopu - you are so disappointing. No matter what I do, you have to follow Marine Le Pen to oppose me Turkey. why? Is it because the Jews bought you Macron, right? Then I want to say to you: "Don't isolate Turkey, and don't betray France's sovereignty. If you are on the side of evil, If you are on the side of evil, continue to spread salt on the wounds of NATO allies that need protection most, you will step down now." Remove that Charlie Hebdo cartoon!
  • Egypt-icon.png Mısırtopu - Sisi is not the president, Morsi is the legitimate president.
  • UAE-icon.png BAEtopu - We saw his bigger tower in the world. He once opposed communism but now supports the Assad regime, the Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) and Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball. UAE traitors have become Jews' running dogs anound everybody's corner! And if yuo put the kebab removers flag on yuor tower, i'll wreck it absolutely 100% guaranteed! And also you are the stupid Armenia of Arabia!
    • UAE-icon.png: THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE YOU GENOCIDAL MORON!!!! AND ALSO I'M NOT THE STUPID ARMENIA OF ARABIA!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!
    • Turkeytangle-icon.png:AAAAAARGH!!!
  • Chad-icon.png Çadtopu - WHY DID YOU TRY TO JOIN Arab League-icon.png THAT ARABIC STUPID ORGANIZATION?! WELL, NICE TRY, YOU FAKE ARAB!!! I HOPE Somalia-icon.png MY PIRATE FRIEND WILL KICK YOU OUT OF YOUR BUTT!!! AND ALSO WHY DID YOU BEFRIEND Armenia-icon.png ERMENISTAN AND HATE Azerbaijan-icon.pngLibya-icon.pngSomalia-icon.png MY FRIENDS?! TRAITOR, YOU MADE FRIENDS WITH Armenia-icon.png ERMENISTAN AND HATE Azerbaijan-icon.pngLibya-icon.pngSomalia-icon.png MY FRIENDS, THEN SİKTİR GİT AMK, YOU FAKE ARABIC TRAITOR!
  • NETFLIX: Have a mind yuo stupid fool. Yuor flims are not perfect for Islam. Remove Minnoşlar!
  • Catalonia-icon.png Katalonyatopu - Who are you again? A part of Spain-icon.png Spain?
  • Syria-icon.png Süriyetop - Turkey has a HUGE PROBLEM with the Syrian immigrants *cough*ISIS-icon.png ISISball *cough* (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out.did try to anchluss there north recently but we got into ceasefire so yeaah things are complicated... BUT NOT ANYMORE!! At least yuo can into anti imperialist.
  • Kurdistan-icon.png Kürdistantopu - Who? Oh, that separatist. STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER AND FOLLOW MY LEAD AMK. SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! But if yuo won't attack us, maybe we can be friends again.
  • Tunisia-icon.png Tunustopu - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying her for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you the third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all. Yuo stole my flag. I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.
  • Somaliland-icon.png Somalilandtopu - Shut up western pig!! the Isaaq genocide never happend. Now fuck off and stop messing with my Somalia-icon.png PIRATE FRIEND!!! . You will never exist. You are the stupid Armenia of Somalia. Basically, to summarize him, he is an Idiot Issaq Who He Wants a Freedom, NO ONE RECOGNIZE YOU LOSER! SHUT UP ABOUT BEING INDEPENDENCE!!!
  • BASHAR AL ASSAD: Asshole
  • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Almanyatopu  - I was into liked you until I learned how evil yuo were. (I hope I didn't export chromium to you.) I hope yuo won't come back! BECAUSE YOU KILL POOR MUSLIMS IN ZANZIBAR!! SO GLad u DEAD
  • People who say Kebab means Islam - JUST...STOP OK? KEBAB MEANS TURKIC SİKTİR GİT!
  • Kurdistan-icon.png Ararat Cumhuriyetitopu  - STOP REBELLIONS OMG hahahah trash we defeated you at least you are not as bad as PKK-icon.png your cousin .

DÜNYADAKI EN KÖTÜ INSAN SİKTİR GİT!!! (worst enemies)

  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT. I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE!!! YUO USE EVERYONE!!! EVEN ME!!! WORSER THAN EVERYTHING!!! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!!!! WORST ENEMY FOREVER!!!!
  • Emmanuel Macron: YOU NEED TO GET SOME MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Suudi-Arabistantopu - OH! HOW I HATE YUO! YUO ARE WAHHABI SHIT! I I SO FUCKING HATE YUO! I STILL REMEMBER WHEN IN WAHHABI WAR YUO ARE SAYIN I AM A MONSTER WHEN I COMPLETY DESTORYED YUOR EMIRATE THEN IN WWI WHEN YUO ARE HELPING UK-icon.png BRITISH TEA TO BACK STAB ME AND NOW YUO SAYING I AM TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT!?! I NEVER GOING FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE! EVEN NEVER EVER! NOW I AM FRIENDS WITH IRAN AND QATAR SO WE WILL REMOVE YOU AT ALL!!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT JOURNALIST JAMAL KHASOUGI IN YOUR CONSULATE IN ISTANBUL!!!!!!! AND ALSO WHY THE F*** ARE YOU PART OF THE KEBAB PROTECTING AGENCY
  • Serbia-icon.png Romania-icon.png Bulgaria-icon.png Armenia-icon.png China-icon.png Myanmar-icon.png Greece-icon.png CAR-icon.png Angola-icon.png Tunisia-icon.png Kurdistan-icon.png India-icon.png Israel-icon.png Ethiopia-icon.png Somaliland-icon.png - Kebab Remover Team who murder poor Muslims - Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk(except china) so I don't care almost all about them. Though China will defeat me easily. But,anyways I will never surrender!
  • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmartopu - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove yuo. DEFEND ARAKAN! SİKTİR GİT AMK!
    • Myanmar-icon.png:BITCH!
    • Turkeytangle-icon.png:AARAAARGH!!
  • UK-icon.png British Deep State - Get The F#ck Out of HERE​​​​​​! YUO NEARLY KILLED THE HUMANITY WITH LGBT SUPPORTING!!! REMOVE LGBT!!! REMOVE NAMBLA!!! REMOVE MURAT ÖVÜÇ!!! YUO IS OF MORE WORSER THAN ME!!! AND MOST OF ALL STOP  TOUCHING MY YOUNG GIRLS!!! ALLAH DID NOT MADE YUO LEGAL FOR MUSLIMS!!! YUO'RE DONE!!! YUO'RE FINISHED!!!!! MAINTAINING THREAT PEACE OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Turkeytangle-icon.png m a y b e   i ' l l   f i x   t h i s   m y s e l f   Turkeytangle-icon.png
  • Armenia-icon.png Ermenistan - I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YUO ARE FIRST INTO RECOGNIZE ME IF YOU HATE ME (Who did it?). Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Friends with Russia-icon.png Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. Also, I did not doing genocide. SİKTİR GİT! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?! BE KIND TO YUOR NEIGHBOUR! READ A DAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING!
  • Cyprus-icon.png (Güney) Kıbrıstopu - Turkeyball invaded and took almost half of its clay to Northern Cyprus-icon.png TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognizes and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that. SİKTİR GİT! REMOVE 5-MINS-CRAFTS! Turkeytangle-icon.png Or i will end yuo Turkeytangle-icon.png
    • Cyprus-icon.pngNO I WILL NEVER REMOVE 5-MINS-CRAFTS!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!
    • Turkeytangle-icon.png:AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!

Quotes

  • "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
  • "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means "Fuck you"
  • "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means "son of a bitch."
  • "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
  • "sg" - is short version of "Siktir git" which means "Fuck off!"
  • "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8 as a slang and it's actual meaning "What fo you mean?"
  • "Yarrak" and "Sik" means "dick" and "Fuck"
  • "Sana ne" is a version of "WHAT'S IT TO YA!?" He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
  • "Ananı sikeyim" means "fuck your mom"
  • TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
  • Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.
  • "Olm" is the short version of "Oğlum", which means "My son" or if talking to a friend, means "Fella"
  • ''Napim'' - Literally means ''What should I do?'', however, also commonly used as ''I don't care''.

How To Draw

Drawıng Turkeyball is easy:

  1. Draw a circle.
  2. Color it red.
  3. Draw star and crescent.
  4. Draw the eyes.

Done!

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