Turkeyball

Turkeyball
Republıc of Turkeyball
: Türkiye Cumhuriyetitopu

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October 29, 1923 - Present

With some recognition, you can help this kebab get into EUball. Türkiye Stronk! and stop calling me a bird!

General information

Government

Unitary presidential constitutional republic (2018-present)

Unitary parliamentary constitutional republic (1923-2018)

Personality

Aggressive, Creationist, Nationalist, Pork Remover, Proud, Anti-Social, Victimized, Hospitable

Language

Official Language:

~~Kebab~~ Turkish

Minority Languages:

Kurdish

Bulgarian (near Bulgaria) (not much)

Rumelian (not much)

Georgian (near Georgia) (mostly in Artvin)

Type

Turkic

Iranic

Slavic (Slavic Minority)

Capital

Ankaraball

Affiliation

G20

NATOball
Turkic Councilball
UNball

MIKTA

Religion

~~Kebab worship~~

Islam

Sunni

Christianity

Eastern Orthodoxy

Atheism

Relations and opinions

Friends

Br ot he r s

Iranball

Pakistanball

Real Cyprus

Bosniaball

Badass Pirate friend

Serbiaball (Sometimes)

Chinaball (until 2020)

Malaysiaball

Asian kebab

Kosovoball

Indiaball (until 2019)

Bangladeshball

Hidden sister

Japanball

Mongoliaball

İtalyball

Iraqball

Qatarball

UKball (sometimes)

Germanyball

Canadaball

Hungaryball

Finlandball

Estoniaball

Algeriaball

Philippinesball

Ukraineball

Polandball

Kebab selling guy

Syriaball

Libyaball

Sudanball (until 2019)

Belarusball
Cubaball
Mexicoball
Venezuelaball
Irelandball
Turks and Caicosball
Albaniaball
Georgiaball
Portugalball
Spainball
Tunisiaball (Sometimes)
Israelcube(mostly)
Croatiaball
Jordanball (sometımes)
Palestineball
Czechiaball
Latviaball
Scotlandball
Ethiopiaball (Mostly)
Lithuaniaball
Switzerlandball
Someone needs land in here
Icelandball
Saudi Arabiaball (until 2017)
UAEball (until 2017)
Bahrainball (until 2017)
Egyptball (until 2013)
USAball (until 2017)
Franceball (until 2018)
EUball (until 2016)

Enemies

PKK

Beggar
Bulgariaball
Racist (Neutral)
I AM SORRY FOR WHAT MY FATHER DID!!!! But yuo still go with PKK and screw us for fun.
Armenian puppet(sometimes)
Romaniaball (formerly, just now rarely)
Myanmarball (Leaven Rohingya alone)
Franceball (sometimes)
FREE PALESTINE (sometimes)
UAEball
Serbiaś side chick also FLAG STEALER
Traitor (from 2013)
Austriaball
March 8 Alliance
Stupid1
You stupid sh*t Northern Cyprus true Cyprus
USAball (sometimes, though not really)
They rejected me, and let stupid Saudi Bahrain in
Swedenball (Kurd-lover)
Bahrainball
DUMBASS SHİT
Norwayball
STUPID WAHHABI PIG AND TRAITOR
Rojavaball
Syriaball
You don't exist!
Stupid Issaq! One somalia best somalia
Icelandball (when in football.)
Formerly:
Republic of Araratball
Kingdom of Greece (1967–73)
Frickin Kebab remover
Serbia and Montenegroball(ın memes)
More kebab removers

Name Stealers

Likes

Atatürk, kebab,Animals,

Facebook, Turkish Flag, Turkic Countries, His stronk past, Mehmed II, Döner Kebab, Baklava and Turkish Foods, Electronic Dance Music, Anadolu rock (his type of modern teenage music), ~~Shantae~~, WATER!, Salt Bae, Kurtlar Vadisi Pusu (Action Series!), Turkish coffee, Rohingya people, Cats. Vuvic (The Only Serb That I Like), Mohamed Morsi , Omar al-Bashir (Very Rarely) , Nawaz Sharif, Abdelilah Benkirane, Hamad bin Khalifa, Fayez al-Sarraj, Ilhan Omar, Sadiq Khan, Ilham Aliyev, Viktor Orban, Hillary Clinton, Scary Teacher 3D, removing Corona Virus, Kaan Özdil, Leni Loud, Also don't forget 3 best games: Traffic Racer, Bus Simulator: Ultimate and Ultimate Car Driving Simulator ~~HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EviGames never wins exactly! Cuz it's an Ermenli trash.~~,Ressurection Ertugrul

Dislikes

Everything that is arabic, evolution,being called barbarian, gyro (Döner is the true one), İmperialism, being called Turkroach or cockroach, having the rapists from my clay being free, remove kebab jokes, gays, when someone says he committed genocide lie,west media, too many refugees(not really), earthquakes,

tur ko pho bia, PKK, PYD, DHKP-C, Being called Arab, when someone ask him for translates Arabic scripts, free press, when someone says he support ISIS, Coronavirus, Cemil Metin Avcı, U.S. Republican Party, Nikol Pashinyan, Musa Orhan,

COMMUNIST, Emmanuel Macron, Khalifa Haftar, Bashar al-Assad.

Historical information
Preceded by
Ottoman Empireball Government of the Grand National Assemblyball

Is of importants

Can into space?

Evet (Yes)

Börk

Kebab kebab, Atatürk Atatürk ~~Gobble Gobble~~

Food

Kebab, Lokum (Turkish delight), Mantı, Lahmacun, Baklava, Yogurt, Turkish coffee, Tavuk göğsü (Chicken breast pudding), ICE CREAM, ~~turkey~~

Status

Ceasefire in northern Syriaball taking place soon.

And having protests of about saving humanity.

Notes

---REMOVED VANDALISM - PLEASE ADD A DIFFERENT SENTENCE---

“	Except for Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey!	”
	— bill wurtz

Turkeyball, officially the Republic of ~~The United Kebabs~~ Turkeyball, is ~~a LARGE bird eaten during the thanksgiving season~~ a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East, bordered by Syriaball and Iraqball to the South, Greeceball to the West, Bulgariaball to the Northwest, Georgiaball to the Northeast and Iranball, and Armeniaball to the East. The country is divided into 81 ~~kebabs~~ provinces, along with his capital Ankaraball, giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest country in the world. With a population of about 83 million as of 2019, he's the world's 18th most populous country.

Being a Turkic country, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkey a member of the Turkic Council and NATO. However, even after his attempts, he has failed to become a member of the EUball due to the many problems he's dealing with ~~Also cannot into Europe~~. Turkey is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

Turkeyball is often referred to as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. He tends to act very aggressive when it comes to things like the Armenian Genocide or Cyprus, tries to stop any sort of Kurdish nationalism, and now he is beginning to make ties with countries that USAball and the EU hate the most, like Iranball. Apart from his actions, Turkey still hopes that he can get away from the Middle East and become a peaceful country, however that is very unlikely.

He’s a member of NATO for now, but if he continues being shady with his kebab ways, well...

His national day is October 29.

History

Main article: Ottoman Empireball

The real name for Turkey is Anatolia. Turkeyball has had much history, mostly because of the neanderthals who lived in the area. However, the neanderthals died out years after meeting the homo sapiens. The homo sapiens came from the Caucasus and migrated into Anatolia. They took over the area and for a while lived in a state of anarchy. The first civilisation in Anatolia was the Hittitesball. While the hittites were strong (they were daring enough to face egypt -which they won against-), their empire fell and out came some small Syro-Hittite stateballs. An example of one Syro-Hittite stateball was Tabalball. There were many Syro-Hittite stateballs but after the collapse of the hittites, the empires that took some lands were Phrygiaball, Urartuball, and Assyriaball.

Flag Color

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Cadmium Red	227,10,23	C1-M92-Y99-K0	#E30A17
	White	255,255,255	N/A	#FFFFFF

Relationships

Friends/Arkadaşlar

Azerbaycantopu - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother". Also I am not going to use that weird e because its yours to keep :) . CONGRATULATIONS ON REGAINING KARABAKH!! MY BROTHER YOU HAVE IMPRESSED ALL THE TURKISH PEOPLE
Kanadatopu - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Canada and I are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him. Also gibs me Massey Ferguson tractors.
KKTCtopu - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab) The gyro Cyprus sucks. WE CAN INTO 'REMOVING MUSTAFA AKINCI AND 5-MIN CRAFTS!'
Somalili Korsantopu - A really cool and epic pirate in which my father once colonized. He is cool and I do feel bad for him for not having a government. I was the first country to start opening an airport in Istanbulball to his capital Mogadishuball during his civil war to give supplies. His women are among the most beautiful in Africa, and in the world. They win every competition in beauty and they deserved it, Hamilia Aden, very pretty.~~(Teach me your ways so I can win in Europe and Asia)~~ I give him aid during the 2011 drought and he gives me immigrants and many Somali women are married to Turkish men. His economy is a great one to invest and I hope the country gets well one day. Unlike most countries we had very good historic relations and was always a good ally of me. I hope my other Horn African friend Habisha Etiyopyatopu gets along with him. ~~But question why you joined THIS USELESS SHIT~~ We also have Common enemy. Yuo are my faovrite african country. Love Somalia from Turkey!
Kazakistantuğlası, Kırgızistantopu, Türkmenistantopu, Özbekistantopu: We are from the same family so they are kebab too. ~~BUT TURKMEN NAME STEELAR!!!~~
Pakistantopu - Does not recognise Armenia as a country, ~~unlike me~~. Also helped me in my worst times. And the Scary Teacher 3D is made in Lahore. What an amazing game people plays on Phones and Tablets!
Japonyatopu - He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs. I like your Animes and Electronics! But you stole my kebab but nevermind anyways. ~~He also denies war crimes like me, I love it hohoho.~~ ~~~~
Koretopu - Helped them during the Korean War during UN peace mission. You are free.
Moğolistantopu - Is of non-kebab Buddhist relative ~~Yuo dirty religion idiot Buddhism is corrupted, Islam is best hohoho.~~
Finlandiyatopu - My Scandinavian distant relative, very alcoholic. ~~pl0x teach me how to quality education.~~
Estonyatopu - ~~I don't even know who you are.~~ Another distant relative who is Baltic, doesn't knows about me much.
Macaristantopu - My closer relative, both we claim to be the true successors of Atilla Hun, both we have problems with that Vlad. Also sorry for Ottoman rule in yuor clay.
Baba Osman Gazi - I miss you... ~~Don't worry, you'll come back real soon (or not)...~~
Cezayirtopu - we have good relations, we are supporting the same side in Libyan Civil War, hope we can enjoy more
Bosna-Hersektopu - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
Brezilyatopu - Wow, this guy is very good at soccer and... me too! I had several immigrants who went to this land of the HUE! and I want to get in the BRICSbrick, but he recognizes the fake genocide, which I never did, fucking hell!
Katartopu - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my soldiers into your clay. But could you stop building canal to my beloved Istanbul and practice secularism?
Rohingyaball - Support you in Myanmar.
Ukraynatopu - We are doing military cooperation, Kırım belongs to you. I like him
Gürcistantopu - Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances. ~~Please tell Armenia to shut up.~~
Kosovatopu - You of independent hohoho!
Polonyatopu - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at Viyana, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland I still draw maps with his old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason. Also, have a great 100th Independence Day! (Sorry for mocking you in some kugeln.io match .)
Makedonyatopu -We both used to have problems with Greeceball. Also you changed your name recently.
Yeni Zelandatopu - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let her preform memorial services at Gallipoli.
Italyatopu, İspanyatopu, Portekiztopu and Romanyatopu - Half-brothers. It's complicated.
Irak Kurdistanitopu- The only part of Kurdistan that I liked. No Terrorists and no problems.
Turks ve Caicostopu - My s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶n friend in Carribean and f̶a̶k̶e son of this dude.Also you have an island named Grand Turk.
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk- You saved us and our brothers in a difficult time. Sleep in peace, Pasha.
Hollandatopu - Someone wantings clay in you
Hong Kongtopu - Your people love me. In return, my tour guides can say Cantonese profanity.
Arnavutluktopu -Turkey is one of Albania's largest investors and trading partners being a main donor contributing to much infrastructure investment and development that strongly supported Albanian membership in NATO, achieved in 2009.
Botsvanatopu - An african country who hates armenia as well.
Vietnamtopu - Thanks for making my kebabs popular in South East Asia. Also thanks for treating kebabs well. I protested the burger for invading them.

Neutral/Karışık İlişkiler

ABtopu - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than Macedonia (NOT FROM YUNANİSTAN]'s population)
Anti Imp eri alis t Squ ad - ~~My new friends, keep standing against imperialism~~. Do you know? In fact, I have always liked NATO and the European Union, but I was forced by Trump’s isolationism (and his nazism too).
Etiyopya-topu - Friend who likes traveling to my country but I don't like that he is a very good friend of Beggar and Cry baby. He supports me to join EUball but he is a kebab remover but at least he hates Wahabbi shit. I support him on his giant dam project.
İsrailküpu - I've decided to recognize this guy and have relations with him. We like each other aside from Politics. He also friends with my brother. Although he hates Iran. I dont care much, Also don't Hurt Palestineball, okay? But, please stop bullying with your neighbours you are the cause of terrorism. You're still good anyways...
Filistintopu - Islamists love him but my Secularists suspicious of him because of his involvement with arab revolt and PLO training PKK soldiers during cold war.
Sırbistan IRL - We don't have problems IRL. Sorry for conquering Yuo But Stop Bullying Bosnia and Kosovo Plox! Yuo told me you will never be in a Coalition against me. You really are one crazy country that hates Muslims. AND ALSO DONT BE RACIST DID YOU HEAR ME!?! Why you claim that I am racist even though you hate Kebab. Hypocrite and an islamophobe. We even gib yuo buses like Otokar buses.
Kırımtopu - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russiaball? Oh, I know you hate Ukrayna.
Almanyatopu - You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our relations better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE İ HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMEMİA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay. (don't you dare oppress them) AND STOP İNCREASİNG THE GODDAMN EURO! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!
Hindistantopu - Son of that colonial guy , nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan and Islam, but we cooperate a lot like in space technology. But dont hurt Kashmirball plox!
Birleşik Krallık - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO and we both love tea nowadays so we are good for now. ~~I drink more tea than you deal with it asdsadasdsad~~
ABD - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND KUZEY KIBRIS IS REAL KIBRIS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you. ~~ok I agree erdoğan sucks but no. Yuo still suck more than him~~ AND STOP INCREASING GOD DAMN DOLLAR! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! Still of good friend of mine, though.
Rusyatopu - Today we have good relationships with him, but he distrusts me because I keep attacking his His Allies. Btw I'm buying anti-air missile defense systems from him, even S-400. ~~Suck it Murica!~~ And yuo still rock more than USA. And congrants to Putin for the cure 'Sputnik V'. In fact, I still love you very much.
Avustralyatopu - Gallipoli campaign never forget! But I understand you were forced to do that its all that tea.
İsveçtopu - Why don't you want to be a kebab.~~OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ONE~~ Also why are you so mean to My Frwend?? Why are yuo mean to yuor other kebab immagrents?\. Nevermind You love Kurds so you’re Not Welcome to be a kebab But At Least You Recognize Palestineball! ~~~~~~Yuor LGBT People can go to hell.~~
Yunanistantopu - A love-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between you and me, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. We are the first to help each other when something bad happens to me or vice versa ~~why yuo reject mi help~~, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greece helped me recover from it. ~~Let's just hope I will help Greece with his poor economy Also you have good food~~. plus SİKTİR GİT! ALLOW THE IMMIGRANTS!!! SİKTİR GİT!!! SİKTİR GİT!!! ALSO İSTANBUL İS TURKEY!
Bulgaristantopu - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss yuo.
Venezuelatopu My new Ally BUT STOP RECOGNISING THE MOVINGS OF ARMENIANS AS GENOCIDE AND STABILIZE GOVERNMENT PLOX! YOUR CURRENCY IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE! ~~Why i even have to export cheese from yuo?~~
Sovyet Birliğitopu - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone. AND STOP RAGING ABOUT ME NOT JOINING YOU ON YOUR PAGE. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence and giving me Turkish land back!
Fastopu - We're kinda Friends, but you hate My Dad and why are you still friends With That TRAITOR?
Araplar - Some are good some are bad. I am not similar to them but raped by them in the terms of language and religion since I am secular me don't care. Siktirip gidin pislikler! And this organization is TOTALLY USELESS! TOTALLY! And it's because i agree with Iran for what you said!

İrantopu - He is my new Frenemy, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I hate Saudi Arabia more. Both we support Qatar against evil Terrorist Saudi Arabia. He also gibs me Oil and sometimes Ikco Samand. Btw PLS DON'T SUPPORT ARMENIA TO KILL AZERBAIJAN, BECAUSE AZERBAIJAN IS MUSLIM LIKE YUO.

Romanyatopu - We can into friends (and Kanal D ) since we both hate Russia and stuff. Also gibs me Dacia Cars. But PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB! AND I WILL NEVER FORGET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BOYARS IN THE 15TH CENTURY! YOUR PRINCE NAMED VLAD THE IMPALER IMPALED MY BOYARS!! YOU IMPALED MY SOLDIERS ALIVE!!!!
Lübnantopu - We both hate Zionists but he is an Armenian dog!!! I give yuo aid and pray for you. And also you said that we will remove Zionists just because he bombed your capital? NO HE DIDNT DO THAT! Make up your mind!
- : Please understand this. Yuo seem to be Kosher 's enemy too. And we said it happend by him. He is an worst fool that gets us away from letting Palestineball be known more than Kosher. THE DAMN KOSHER DID THAT! Yuor mind should be knowning this. He is Jealous. He is commiting crimes and says that they didn't do. At least yuo can maybe reunite with me and my friends ( Palestineball , Iranball , Pakistanball and more). Even your brother should know this that Israel is not Real. Also, thank yuo for reconizing Palestineball and hating the others who don't know him.
- : JUST LOOK AT NEWS! THE ZIONIST DIDNT BOMB YOUR CAPITAL! IT WAS YOUR BUILDING WHO MADE AN EXPLOSION NOT HIM! AND yes I hate the Kosher too but I understand for what your saying! I tell him to stop bullying his neighbours. If you dont agree then I WILL NOT HELPING YOU ANYMORE! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU! AND MY BROTHER DONT CARE THAT BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM HATE SHIABALL!
İzlandatop - Defeated me 2-1 in Euro 2016. But we both can into friends since you recognized Palestineball. Your places seems very cold so...
Tayvantopu - Thank you for the financial assistance you brought to me when the earthquake in Turkey was about to happen, but it is a pity that I still cannot admit that you are a country, because I have not escaped being isolated by this world.

Enemies/Düşmanlar

Coronavirus - FUKS YOU WUHAN YOU RUIN MY KEBABS AND EVERYTHING!!!
Fransatopu - you are so disappointing. No matter what I do, you have to follow Marine Le Pen to oppose me Turkey. why? Is it because the Jews bought you Macron, right? Then I want to say to you: "Don't isolate Turkey, and don't betray France's sovereignty. If you are on the side of evil, If you are on the side of evil, continue to spread salt on the wounds of NATO allies that need protection most, you will step down now." Remove that Charlie Hebdo cartoon!
Mısırtopu - Sisi is not the president, Morsi is the legitimate president.
BAEtopu - We saw his bigger tower in the world. He once opposed communism but now supports the Assad regime, the Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) and Armeniaball. UAE traitors have become Jews' running dogs anound everybody's corner! ~~And if yuo put the kebab removers flag on yuor tower, i'll wreck it absolutely 100% guaranteed!~~ And also you are the stupid Armenia of Arabia!
- : THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE YOU GENOCIDAL MORON!!!! AND ALSO I'M NOT THE STUPID ARMENIA OF ARABIA!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!
- :AAAAAARGH!!!
Çadtopu - WHY DID YOU TRY TO JOIN THAT ARABIC STUPID ORGANIZATION?! WELL, NICE TRY, YOU FAKE ARAB!!! I HOPE MY PIRATE FRIEND WILL KICK YOU OUT OF YOUR BUTT!!! AND ALSO WHY DID YOU BEFRIEND ERMENISTAN AND HATE MY FRIE NDS?! TRAITOR, YOU MADE FRIENDS WITH ERMENISTAN AND HATE MY FRIE NDS, THEN SİKTİR GİT AMK, YOU FAKE ARABIC TRAITOR!

NETFLIX: Have a mind yuo stupid fool. Yuor flims are not perfect for Islam. Remove Minnoşlar!
Katalonyatopu - Who are you again? A part of Spain?
Süriyetop - Turkey has a HUGE PROBLEM with the Syrian immigrants ~~*cough* ISISball *cough*~~ (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out.did try to anchluss there north recently but we got into ceasefire so yeaah things are complicated... BUT NOT ANYMORE!! ~~At least yuo can into anti imperialist.~~
Kürdistantopu - Who? Oh, that separatist. STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER AND FOLLOW MY LEAD AMK. SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! But if yuo won't attack us, maybe we can be friends again.
Tunustopu - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying her for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you the third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all. Yuo stole my flag. ~~I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.~~
Somalilandtopu - Shut up western pig!! the Isaaq genocide never happend. Now fuck off and stop messing with my PIRATE FRIEND!!! . You will never exist. You are the stupid Armenia of Somalia. Basically, to summarize him, he is an Idiot Issaq Who He Wants a Freedom, NO ONE RECOGNIZE YOU LOSER! SHUT UP ABOUT BEING INDEPENDENCE!!!
BASHAR AL ASSAD: Asshole
Nazi Almanyatopu - I was into liked you until I learned how evil yuo were. (I hope I didn't export chromium to you.) I hope yuo won't come back! BECAUSE YOU KILL POOR MUSLIMS IN ZANZIBAR!! SO GLad u DEAD
People who say Kebab means Islam - JUST...STOP OK? KEBAB MEANS TURKIC SİKTİR GİT!
Ararat Cumhuriyetitopu - STOP REBELLIONS OMG ~~hahahah trash we defeated you~~ at least you are not as bad as your cousin .

DÜNYADAKI EN KÖTÜ INSAN SİKTİR GİT!!! (worst enemies)

ISISball - YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT. I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE!!! YUO USE EVERYONE!!! EVEN ME!!! WORSER THAN EVERYTHING!!! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!!!! WORST ENEMY FOREVER!!!!
Emmanuel Macron: YOU NEED TO GET SOME MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT
Suudi-Arabistantopu - OH! HOW I HATE YUO! YUO ARE WAHHABI SHIT! I I SO FUCKING HATE YUO! I STILL REMEMBER WHEN IN WAHHABI WAR YUO ARE SAYIN I AM A MONSTER WHEN I COMPLETY DESTORYED YUOR EMIRATE THEN IN WWI WHEN YUO ARE HELPING BRITISH TEA TO BACK STAB ME AND NOW YUO SAYING I AM TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT!?! I NEVER GOING FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE! EVEN NEVER EVER! NOW I AM FRIENDS WITH IRAN AND QATAR SO WE WILL REMOVE YOU AT ALL!!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT JOURNALIST JAMAL KHASOUGI IN YOUR CONSULATE IN ISTANBUL!!!!!!! AND ALSO WHY THE F*** ARE YOU PART OF THE KEBAB PROTECTING AGENCY
- Keb ab Re mo ve r T ea m who mur der poor Mus lims - Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk(except china) so I don't care almost all about them. Though China will defeat me easily. But,anyways I will never surrender!
Myanmartopu - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove yuo. DEFEND ARAKAN! SİKTİR GİT AMK!
- :BITCH!
- :AARAAARGH!!
British Deep State - Get The F#ck Out of HERE! YUO NEARLY KILLED THE HUMANITY WITH LGBT SUPPORTING!!! REMOVE LGBT!!! REMOVE NAMBLA!!! REMOVE MURAT ÖVÜÇ!!! YUO IS OF MORE WORSER THAN ME!!! AND MOST OF ALL STOP TOUCHING MY YOUNG GIRLS!!! ALLAH DID NOT MADE YUO LEGAL FOR MUSLIMS!!! YUO'RE DONE!!! YUO'RE FINISHED!!!!! MAINTAINING THREAT PEACE OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! m a y b e i ' l l f i x t h i s m y s e l f
Ermenistan - I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YUO ARE FIRST INTO RECOGNIZE ME IF YOU HATE ME (Who did it?). Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Friends with Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. Also, I did not doing genocide. SİKTİR GİT! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?! BE KIND TO YUOR NEIGHBOUR! READ A DAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING!
- : NEVER YOU FUCKING SMELLY MONGOL KEBABS#IT!
- :GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(Güney) Kıbrıstopu - Turkeyball invaded and took almost half of its clay to TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognizes and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that. SİKTİR GİT! REMOVE 5-MINS-CRAFTS! Or i will end yuo
- : NO I WILL NEVER REMOVE 5-MINS-CRAFTS!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!
- :AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!

Quotes

"Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
"Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means "Fuck you"
"OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means "son of a bitch."
"Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
"sg" - is short version of "Siktir git" which means "Fuck off!"
"Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8 as a slang and it's actual meaning "What fo you mean?"
"Yarrak" and "Sik" means "dick" and "Fuck"
"Sana ne" is a version of "WHAT'S IT TO YA!?" He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
"Ananı sikeyim" means "fuck your mom"
TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.
"Olm" is the short version of "Oğlum", which means "My son" or if talking to a friend, means "Fella"
''Napim'' - Literally means ''What should I do?'', however, also commonly used as ''I don't care''.

How To Draw

Drawıng Turkeyball is easy:

Draw a circle.
Color it red.
Draw star and crescent.
Draw the eyes.

Done!

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