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Turkeyball, officially the Republic of Turkeyball, is a countryball located between Anatolia, Asia, East Thrace and Middle East, bordered by Syria-icon Syriaball and Iraq-icon Iraqball to the South, Greece-icon Greeceball to the West, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball to the Northwest, and Iran-icon Iranball to the East. The country is divided into 81 kebabs provinces, along with his capital Ankara-icon , giving him a total area of 302,535 square miles, making him the 36th largest country in the world. With a population of about 80.81 million as of 2018, he's the world's 19th most populous country.

Being a Turkic country, as well as having strong ties with the western world, makes Turkey a member of the Turkic Council-icon Turkic Council and NATO-icon NATO. However, even after his attempts, he has failed to become a member of the EU-icon EUball due to the many problems he's dealing with Also cannot into Europe. Turkey is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a group formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball.

Turkeyball is often referred as "aggressive, nationalist" because of his actions towards many countryballs. He tends to act very aggressive when it comes to things like the Armenian Genocide or Cyprus, tries to stop any sort of Kurdistan-icon Kurdish nationalism, and now he is beginning to make ties with countries that USA-icon USAball and the EU hate the most, like Iran-icon Iranball. Apart from his actions, Turkey still hopes that he can get away from the Middle East and become a peaceful country, however that is very unlikely.

He’s a member of NATO for now, but if he continues being shady with his kebab ways, well...

His national day is October 29.

History

Main article: Ottoman Empireball 

The real name for Turkey is Anatolia. Turkeyball has had much history, mostly because of the 4-icon neanderthals who lived in the area. However, the neanderthals died out years after meeting the homo sapiens. The homo sapiens came from the Caucasus and migrated into Anatolia. They took over the area and for a while lived in a state of anarchy. The first civilisation in Anatolia was the Hittites-icon Hittitesball. While the hittites were strong (they were daring enough to face egypt -which they won against-), their empire fell and out came some small Syro-Hittite stateballs. An example of one Syro-Hittite stateball was Tabalball. There were many Syro-Hittite stateballs but after the collapse of the hittites, the empires that took some lands were Phrygiaball, Urartu-icon Urartuball, and Assyria-icon Assyriaball.

Flag Color

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Cadmium Red 227,10,23 C1-M92-Y99-K0 #E30A17
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF

Relationships

Friends/Arkadaşlar

  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaycantopu - Best friends and brothers. We call each other "kardeşim" (qardaşım in Azerbaijani) which means "my brother". (Also I am not going to use that weird e)
  • Canada-icon Kanadatopu - Best Western friend since 1944. Multilateral cooperation has grown through links in NATO, the United Nations and its agencies, the OSCE, the OECD, and the Council of Europe. Through these shared ties, Canada and I are working together toward a common goal of promoting peace and stability throughout Europe, the Middle East and Central Asia. He has 63,955 Canadians of Turkish ancestry. I am proud of him.
  • China-icon Çintopu - Great trade partner of me.
  • Bashkortostan-icon Başkurtistantopu - I love his culture, he is my brother, but Tataristan is a bit mad at him for no-sense reasons, I really want to make him independent as he used to be, but that Russia-icon vodka is an obsessive land controller.
  • Northern Cyprus-icon KKTCtopu - The only Cyprus and glorious son! I'm his mentor and proud father. (Also true Kebab) 
  • Kazakhstan-icon Kazakistantuğlası, Kyrgyz-icon Kırgızistantopu, Turkmen-icon Türkmenistantopu, Uzbek-icon Özbekistantopu: We are from the same family so they are kebab too. 
  •  Japan-icon Japonyatopu - He is a good friend because of since the Ertuğrul incident, he was cared my martyrs. He also denies war crimes like me, I love it hohoho
  • Mongolia-icon Moğolistantopu - Is of non-kebab Buddhist relative Yuo dirty religion idiot Buddhism is corrupted, Islam is best hohoho
  • Finland-icon Finlandiyatopu - My Scandinavian distant relative, very alcoholic. pl0x teach me how to quality education.
  • Estonia-icon Estonyatopu - I don't even know who you are. Another distant relative who is Baltic, doesn't knows about me much.
  • Hungary-icon Macaristantopu - My closer relative, both we claim to be the true successors of Hun-icon Atilla Hun, both we have problems with that Romania-icon Vlad. Also sorry for Ottoman rule in yuor clay.
  • Ottoman-icon Baba Osman Gazi - I miss you... Don't worry, you'll come back real soon...
  • Kebab - Maybe my new best friend. Love him. Bosniaball is ok.
  • Algeria-icon Cezayirtopu - First Kebab Country Who Join me in Ottoman Times Without me , he will probably die And now we have good relations and His people Like Erdogan so much and We are Trade Partners. But Why you don't recognize Kosovo-icon Kosovoball?
  • Bosnia-icon Bosna-Hersektopu - Best friend. I turned him kebab long ago. They had (and having) some similar problems cough* *Serbia-icon Serbiaball *cough* and both had serious mining accidents in the same year. This makes both countryballs sympathise each other and thus, forming a friendship.
  • Brazil-icon Brezilyatopu - Wow, this guy is very good at soccer and... me too! I had several immigrants who went to this land of the HUE! and I want to get in the BRICS-icon BRICSbrick, but he recognizes the fake genocide, which I never did, fucking hell!
  • Qatar-icon Katartopu - He is my only true Arabian Friend, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I help him and give Weapons against evil Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball. And Thank you for let my soldiers into your clay.
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistantopu - Does not recognise Armenia as a country, unlike me. Also helped me in my worst times.
  • Gaza-icon Gazzetopu - I will always support you, Palestine!
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraynatopu - We are doing military cooperation, Crimea-icon Kırım belongs to you. I like him
  • Georgia-icon Gürcistantopu - Georgians occupy north-east of Turkey, but we're still in normal circumstances. Please tell Armenia to shut up.
  • Kurdistan-icon Eski Kürdistan - We used to be friends...Wut Happened? Why did You suddenly bombings of us?
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovatopu - You of independent hohoho!
  • Poland-icon Polonyatopu - Respectable friend, because he defeated me in 17th century at Viyana, and from that moment Poland is respectable friend. After the partitions of Poland I still draw maps with his old territories, so Poland very likes me for this reason. Also, have a great 100th Independence Day!
  • Macedonia-icon Makedonyatopu -We both used to have problems with Greece-icon Greeceball.Also you changed your name recently.
  • New Zealand-icon Yeni Zelandatopu - Fought against each other in the Gallipoli campaign during WWI. I now let him preform memorial services at Gallipoli.
  • Italy-icon ItalyatopuFrance-icon FransatopuSpain-icon İspanyatopuPortugal-icon Portekiztopu and Romania-icon Romanyatopu - Half-brothers. It's complicated.

Neutral/Karışık İlişkiler

  • EU-icon ABtopu - Please let me in, I've been waiting since 1963! (And don't tell me about refugees, my refugee population is more than Macedonia [NOT FYROM Greece-icon YUNANİSTAN]'s population)
  • Bolivia-icon Nicaragua-icon Cuba-icon Zimbabwe-icon Burundi-icon Sudan-icon Venezuela-icon Iran-icon Anti Imperialist Squad - My new friends, keep standing against imperialism. Do you know? In fact, I have always liked NATO and the European Union, but I was forced by Trump’s isolationism.
  • Israel-icon İsrailküpu - I've decided to recognize this guy and have relations with him. He also friends with my brother.  Although he hates Iran. I dont care much, Also don't Hurt Palestine-icon Palestineball!
  • Serbia-icon Sırbistan IRL - We don't have problems IRL. Sorry for conquering yuo and also we both into hatings That Damn Shqip But Stop Bullying Bosnia and Kosovo Plox! Yuo told me you will never be in a Coalition against me. You really are one crazy country that hates Muslims.
  • Crimea-icon Crimeatopu - My Tatar Sister, but why support Russia-icon Russiaball? Oh, I know you hate Ukrayna.
  • Germany-icon Almanyatopu - You tried to spy on me and now you are not letting me in to EU-icon your union! YOU SAY THERE WAS GENOCIDE! But you tried to get our relations better. Btw STOP SUPPORT THOSE KURDS TERRORISTS, BECAUSE İ HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF YOU AND WITH THE KURDS, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN ARMEMİA! However he also doesn't like Greeceball and there are many of me on his clay. (don't you dare oppress them) AND STOP İNCREASİNG THE GODDAMN EURO! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!
  • India-icon Hindistantopu - Son of that colonial guy UK-icon, nowadays friends now. However, I despise Gandhi for his opinions on my father's actions. I know you have issues with Pakistan-icon Pakistan and Islam-icon Islam, but I do not care because I am friend of yuo two. Thanks for not recognizing the Armenian Genocide.
  • UK-icon Birleşik Krallık - YUO HELP ARABS REVOLT! WWI NEVER FORGET!!! But we are both in NATO and we both love tea nowadays so we are good for now. i drink more tea than you deal with it asdsadasdsad
  • USA-icon ABD - I'm in his NATO alliance, and help him with his War on Terror. But STOP SUPPORTING THAT BEGGAR, AND KUZEY KIBRIS IS REAL KIBRIS! Call me a dictatorship one more time, I dare you. ok I agree erdoğan sucks AND STOP INCREASING GOD DAMN DOLLAR! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT! Still of good friend of mine, though. 
  • Russia-icon Rusyatopu - Today we have good relationships with him, but he distrusts me because I keep attacking his Armenia-icon Syria-icon His Allies. Btw I'm buying anti-air missile defense systems from him. Suck it USA-icon Murica! BUT......1878 NEVER FORGET! YOU FUCKTARD STOLE A TON OF CLAY! SİKTİR GİT! YOU FUCKING BITCH OF FUCKING MOSCOW ALSO STOLE A LOT OF CLAY IN 1918!
  • Australia-icon Avustralyatopu - Gallipoli campaign never forget! But I understand you were forced to do that its all that UK-icon tea.
  • Sweden-icon İsveçtopu - Why don't you want to be a kebab. OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE ONE. Nevermind You love Kurds so you’re Not Welcome to be a kebab But At Least You Recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball!
  • Greece-icon Yunanistantopu -  A love-hate relationship. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the rivalry between you and me, specifically the Greco-Turkish Internet War. We are the first to help each other when something bad happens to me or vice versa why yuo reject mi help, an example to this is the Gölcük Earthquake in 1999 in which Greece helped me recover from it. Let's just hope I will help Greece with his poor economy Also you have good food. İSTANBUL İS TURKEY SİKTİR GİT!
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgaristantopu - We are good for now but gib me your coast because that's where ethnic Turkish people live and stop oppressing them or I will Anschluss yuo, yuo Slavic Brainwashed Turk.
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelatopu My new Ally BUT STOP RECOGNISING THE MOVINGS OF ARMENIANS AS GENOCIDE AND STABILIZE GOVERNMENT PLOX YOUR CURRENCY IS EVEN WORSE THAN MINE!
  • Soviet-icon Sovyet Birliğitopu - Pure evil, plus he supported Kurds although he is on a bad situation am glad that you're end now I'm not alone. AND STOP RAGING ABOUT ME NOT JOINING YOU ON YOUR PAGE. But a lot of thanks for helping me at War of Independence and giving me Turkish land back!
  • Morocco-icon Fastop - We're kinda Friends, but you hate  Ottoman-icon My Dad and why are you still friends With Saudi Arabia-icon That TRAITOR?
  • Arab League-icon Araplar - Some are good some are bad. I am not similar to them but raped by them in the terms of language and religion since I am secular me don't care siktirip gidin pislikler!
  • Iran-icon İrantopu -He is my new Frenemy, because he hates Saudi Arabia. But I hate Saudi Arabia more. Both we support Qatar against evil Terrorist Saudi Arabia. He also gibs me Oil. Btw PLS DON'T SUPPORT ARMENIA TO KILL AZERBAIJAN, BECAUSE AZERBAIJAN IS SHIA MUSLIM LIKE YUO.
  • Romania-icon Romanyatopu -  We can into friends since we both hate Russia and stuff but PLEASE STOP REMOVING KEBAB! AND I WILL NEVER FORGET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BOYARS IN THE 15TH CENTURY! YOUR PRINCE NAMED VLAD THE IMPALER IMPALED MY BOYARS!! YOU IMPALED MY SOLDIERS ALIVE!!!!
  • Albania-icon Arnavutluktopu -Fellow kebab. He used to be Christian but I made him Muslim. He used to be part of glorious Ottoman but gained independence. Good friend and also we like eat simit, he still hates me after what I did to Skanderbeg and won't shut up about it. And Recently Serbia is Now better than you. DEAL WITH IT AND STOP CALLING ME TRAITOR OR I WILL DECALRE WAR ON YOU AS WELL YOU VERY FUCKING SHQIP!!!! SİKTİR GİT!
  • Lebanon-icon Lübnantopu - We both hate Zionists but he is an Armenian dog!!!

Enemies/Düşmanlar

  • Armenia-icon Ermenistan - I DONT CARE HOW YUO ARE FIRST INTO RECOGNIZE ME. Both are bitter rivals because of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE! Friends with Russia-icon Russiaball and a threat due to housing Russian military bases near border. Also, I did not doing genocide, it was Israel-icon Israelcube did genocide. They hid their backlash so you get fooled by the real perpetrator. SİKTİR GİT! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?! BE KIND TO YUOR NEIGHBOUR! READ A DAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING!
  • Cyprus-icon (Güney) Kıbrıstopu - Turkeyball invaded and took almost half of its clay to Northern Cyprus-icon TRNCball which only Turkeyball recognizes and now Turkeyball is hated by Cyprusball because of that. SİKTİR GİT!
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - Sisi is not the president, Morsi is the legitimate president.
  • UAE-icon BAEtopu - SATICI, the same Islamic world, belongs to the Sunnis. since we support the common enemy of our Muslim Brotherhood and Wahhab, Zionist Kurd.
  • Serbia-icon Bulgaria-icon Armenia-icon Greece-icon Kebab Remover Team :Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk so I don't care about them.
  • Myanmar-icon Myanmartopu - That bitch killing and killing more kebab. All kebabs must cooperate and remove yuo. DEFEND ARAKAN! SİKTİR GİT AMK!
  • Netherlands-icon Hollandatopu - YUO LITTLE NAZI! HOW DARE YUO TREAT MY PRIME MINISTAR LIKE THAT!? Btw beat you 3-0 in football!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Suudi-Arabistantopu - OH! HOW I HATE YUO! YUO ARE WAHHABI SHIT! I I SO FUCKING HATE YUO! I STILL REMEMBER WHEN IN WAHHABI WAR YUO ARE SAYIN I AM A MONSTER WHEN I COMPLETY DESTORYED YUOR EMIRATE THEN IN WWI WHEN YUO ARE HELPING UK-icon BRITISH TEA TO BACK STAB ME AND NOW YUO SAYING I AM TRAITOR PIECE OF SHIT!?! I NEVER GOING FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE! EVEN NEVER EVER! NOW I AM FRIENDS WITH IRAN AND QATAR SO WE WILL REMOVE YOU AT ALL!!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT!
  • Syria-icon Süriyetop - Turkey has a huge problem with the Syrian immigrants *cough*ISIS-icon ISISball *cough* (nearly 3 million of them!) but he seems to let them in whatever the consequences may be. Turkeyball hopes that their democracy with 100% freedom may come rapidly as well as their refugees to get out.did try to anchluss there north recently but we got into ceasefire so yeaah things are complicated...
  • Kürdistantopu - Who? Oh, that separatist. STOP BOMBING OUR CITIES YOU DIRTY RATS! AND DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY LAND YOU COCKSUCKER AND FOLLOW MY LEAD AMK. SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT
  • Tunisia-icon Tunustopu - Oh look what we have here? Some kind of wannabe kebab remover who still hates me for occupying him for like 200 years ago. Maybe I should call you the third main kebab remover. Maybe France, Italy or Spain should have colonised you after all. Yuo stole my flag. I will invade you again you wannabe Pro-serbian fuck just wait.
  • Donald Trump-icon Tramp -WHAT?! NONONONONONONONONONONO!!! STOP INCREASING THE DAMNED WORTHFUL PAPER PIECES!!! NO!!! YUO CAN'T BE THE REAL PRESIDENT OF [1] ABD!! HOW YUO COULD BE A PRESIDENT EVEN YUO STUPID YELLOW-HEAD MONKEY?!!
  • Serbia-icon Sırbistan in memes - He talks more about me than I talk about myself. Fancies himself the main kebab remover and Turkeyball's main enemy. In reality I couldn't care less about him. He's still mad that I conquered and dominated him for centuries. The accordion, anything about Ottomanball and their trademark words from their respective languages' slang are the main weapons of their arguments in the comics. He is so "powerful" his only weapon is words, what a joke.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - YOU ARE RUINING MY COUNTRY YOU IDIOT, KILLING THOUSANDS OF POEPLE IN MY COUNTTTTRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!?? I HOPE YOUR SOLDIERS DIE IN THE EXACT MOMENT. I AM THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH MOST REFUGES JUST FOR YOUR SILLYS WARE! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!! SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT SİKTİR GİT WORST ENEMY FOREVER!!!
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Almanyatopu  - I was into liked you until I learned how evil yuo were. (I hope I didn't export chromium to you.)
  • People who say Kebab means Islam - JUST...STOP OK? KEBAB MEANS TURKIC SİKTİR GİT!
  • Iceland-icon İzlandatop - Oh yeah! I will beat your dumb ass in the next match in this Euro League.

Quotes

  • "Lan" - is a slang word that you can use after a sentence (remotely similar to rude forms of the word "you" in Japanese). to represent anger. It is used to call on people too.
  • "Amk" - is short version of Amına koyayım or Amına koduğum(un) which means "Fuck you"
  • "OÇ" - is short version of Orospu çocuğu which means "son of a bitch."
  • "Hassiktir!" - used in the places of "Oh fuck!"
  • "sg" - is short version of "Siktir git" which means "Fuck off!"
  • "Ne diyorsun" is a short version of u w0t m8 as a slang and it's actual meaning "What fo you mean?"
  • "Yarrak" and "Sik" means "dick"and "Fuck"
  • "Sana ne" is a version of "WHAT'S IT TO YA!?" He says it to Armenia quite a lot wonder why
  • "Ananı sikeyim" means "fuck your mom"
  • TBMM is Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisi it means "Grand National Assembly of Turkey"
  • Turkish for non-Turkish countries: in Turkish, "Türk" means "Turkish" and "Turkic". In Turkish, there is not a word called "Turkic" so they say Turkish instead of Turkic.
  • Wut?
  • "Olm" is the short version of "Oğlum", which means "My son" or if talking to a friend, means "Fella"

How To Draw

Drawıng Turkeyball is easy:

  1. Draw a circle.
  2. Color it red.
  3. Draw star and crescent.
  4. Draw the eyes.

Done!

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