UAEball, officially the United Arab Emiratesball, is
the Burj Khalifa a very rich countryball that lives in Middle East. His clay borders Omanball to the South, and Saudi Arabiaball to the East. The countryball is divided into 7 emirateballs, which are basically just smaller kingdomballs, including his capital Abu Dhabiball located in the Abu Dhabi emirateball, giving him a total area of 32,300 square miles, making him the 114th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, he has 9.6 million people on his clay, although only 1.4 million are actually from the countryball, making him the 5th most popular human migration destination.
Being a high oil-producing countryball geographically located in the Arabian peninsula, as well as having a majority Muslim population, gives UAEball the ability to join the Arab Leagueball, Gulf Cooperation Councilball, OICball, and OPECball. UAEball is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN member like almost every other countryball.
Today he is a federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy. His president is the head of state, whereas his prime minister is the head of government. However, his head of state is somehow named "president", making his system highly confused, although he is actually de jure not governed as a semi-presidential system.
UAEball is often seen as one of the more peaceful and more tolerant countryballs in the Middle East.
His national day is in December 2nd.
UAEball was a sleepy fishing countryball until the oil was discovered. He is one of the best examples of what oil revenue can go to, as he invested back into the country in healthcare, education, and infrastructure. It became independent in 1971 and since then has only thrived. His son, Dubaiball has the largest airport in the world, providing connections due to its geographical location and political stability.
Like his good friend Bahrainball, UAEball also can into pro cycling team: Team UAE-Emirates (sponsored by UAEball's national airline).
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- USAball - Biggest buyer. Fellow union, but I hate Roblox.
- Saudi Arabiaball - My brother! And my Muslim friend, we are related in many ways. He is very cool and used to inspire me until I got independence. He also made Arabic coffee and also an ally on war and we have both too much oil, but I still have more oil.
- Kuwaitball - I feel for you bro.
- UKball - Thanks for independence Dad, but get rid of Rule 34 please.
- Nigeriaball - Oil brothers. Many of his tourists come from here.
- Indiaball - I am of 40% curry, most of my population is Indian.
- Canadaball - He have some cool TV series, gives oil and protect me from terrorism but I wonder why Saudi Arabiaball hates him.
- Jordanball - We both banned Roblox and like cartoons.
- Moroccoball - Nice friend. He hates Iranball, loves my channels and we both have dirhams.
- Germanyball - Best friend. He gives a lot of nice cars. Gib more of your nice cars and never gib it to Iranball cause he is of very evil and is a danger to World peace.
- Iraqball - Oil rich like me. (But my oil is better.)
- Italyball - Ferrari seller.
- Philippinesball - I have the second largest amount of OFWs in my clay because of this good friend
or maybe even a loverof USA. But she has a lot of problems with my brother. However, not to worry because she got a lot of happy Muslims in her country, I can into happy and working Christians especially this famous person.
- Polandball - Despite the religious relationship from Saudi Arabia, I congratulate you for your 100th birthday! Also, how do you like my gift to celebrate for your centennial anniversary?
- Armeniaball - Best friend! I like to recognize his genocide and he had some of his people visiting in my clay. He also likes my towers and my coffee. And we also both hate Turkeyball.
- Artsakhball - My best friend's little brother. Don't worry, I will support you with Armeniaball to fight against this little Turkish puppet.
- Omanball - Arab brother, but not of blockading evil Qatarbitch
- Southern Movementball - I will try to get you independent again.
- Denmarkball i like your Subway surf in my clay
- Ukraineball - I love your cheese.
- Russiaball - Rich buddy who has lots of oil like me.
- Rohingyaball - My kebab friend, I will save you from Myanmarball
- Syriaball - Oh Syria, My poor little friend, I decided to support you against FSAball, but Saudi Arabiaball won't be happy, even thought I don't care if He will be happy or not
- Israelcube - We decided to have relations since we have agreement with USA. I do let his citizens visit my clay. He doesn't seem all that bad. Plus, we both hate Iran and are allies of USA despite all of that. I am the third Arab nation to recognize him.
- Ugandaball - Homosex removing guy! And we also both remove these stupid gays from our clays.
- Ethiopiaball - I helped you to fight against these stupid Tigrayans who wanted their independence from him. He says that I am his only friend in the Middle East. I wonder why?
- Malaysiaball - Trading partner of south-east Asia. I once let him pilot my Emirates plane because he cannot into safe airlines
DO NOT LET IT GO MISSING!!!. Also into elective monarchy and having most skyscrapers in south-east asia. He is currently building a taller building after Vietnamball beat him in 2018.
- Yemenball - Do not of worry, we will free your clay from this.
- Iranball - Big liar! Says that the three islands are his and I stole them! He only attacked when I found goods and he is the one who stole the islands from me. He is shia and is not correct Islam! Infidel! But we can also into trade partners.
- FSAball - I used to support him when the United States Democratic Party was in power, but after the UAE Crown Prince MBZ took control of the real power, everything changed. After Trump came to power, MBZ can let the Assad regime and Russia and Iran go to destroy you, hahaha ... still want to be free? Impossible, all the Syrian opposition will go to hell.
- Myanmarball - PLEASE STOP MURDERING ROHINGYAS! Well, but at least you're against Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball.
- Yakko Warner - Thanks for mentioning Dubai last in your song.
- Eritreaball - I helped you with Ethiopiaball to fight against Tigrayball for the revolution. But please don't kill anyone else.
- ISISball - Who is this guy? He ain't Kebab! Someone remove this bastard pls!
- Qatarball - Yuo traitor! You are helping Iran and supporting terrorists! How dare you!?!
- Azerbaijanball - STOP BULLYING MY BEST FRIEND ARMENIA, YOU TURKISH SON OF A BITCH!!! AND ALSO CUT IT OUT WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS "Ə"!!!
- Hezbollahball - FUCKING IRANIAN SON PUPPET!!!
- Houthiball - YOU'RE FUCKING SIMILAR TO HEZBOLLAH!!!
- Tigrayball - No independence for you. I support Ethiopia against you evil war criminal. Even Eritreaball hates you!
- Tunisiaball - I didn't allow her women to enter my clay because they were illegal bitches who would never wear burkas.
- Somaliaball - He hates me because I broke ties with him when be became unstable in 1991 and made a block on somali immagration because you are a bunch of ILLEGALS. However I released the block recently in immigration and now many of his people are in my African history scholarships among with the Egyptians Sudanese and Ethiopian immigrants. He had to shade me and call me out on something, and keep holding grudges onto me, while the rest of the world has blocked you as well.
- Rule 34 - FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!! YOU MADE A BUNCH OF FUCKING PORN IMAGES OUT OF MY FAVOURITE CARTOONS!! REMOVE PORN!! REMOVE INCEST!! REMOVE PEDOPHILIA!! REMOVE ZOOPHILIA!!!
- Turkeyball - Remove the terrorist Erdogan, plus the Muslim Brotherhood! And also stop bullying Armeniaball and Syriaball!
- Roblox - REMOVE ROBLOX!!! NO ONE LIKES PLAYING YOU AND I WISH YOU CAN HANG YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BITCH! REMOVE ROBLOX! REMOVE OOF!
- Venezuelaball - OH SO YOUR SAYING THAT YOUR OIL IS BETTER THAN MINE! WELL GUESS WHAT IT ISN'T!!! Oh, but at least you recognize my best friend's genocide.
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - OH NO NO NO! GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU STUPID GAYS!!!! I HOPE I USED SHARIA LAWS AGAINST YOU!!!
- Boliviaball - Anti imperialist yuo are so freaking HARAM so no sea for yuo!!!!
| UAE, land of |
|Emirates||Abu Dhabiball • Ajmanball • Dubaiball • Fujairahball • Ras al-Khaimaball • Sharjahball • Umm Al Quwainball|
|Former entities||Migrants from the South • Sassanidball • Rashidunball • Umayyadball • Abbasidball • Emirate of Diriyahball • Emirate of Nejdball • Trucial Statesball|
|Middle Eastern Arabs||Bahrainball • Iraqball • Jordanball • Kuwaitball • Lebanonball • Omanball • Palestineball • Qatarball • Saudi Arabiaball • Syriaball|
||Algeriaball • Comorosball • Djiboutiball • Egyptball • Libyaball • Mauritaniaball • Moroccoball • Somaliaball • Sudanball • Tunisiaball|
|Observers||Brazilball • Eritreaball • Indiaball • Venezuelaball|