Rule, Britannia!
 
UK-icon (1700-1820 Soldier) .png James Thomson
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
 
Conservative-Party(UK)-icon.png Winston Churchill
F*ck you European Union, Tally ho you f*cking pr*cks...
 
UK-icon.png Brexit Song
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
 
— Rick Astley

The UK-icon.png UKball, also known as Britainball, and officially the United Kingdom of Tea Great Britain and Northern Irelandball, is the God of Rickrolling a sovereign state and  a unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy in Western Europe. He is made up of four combined England-icon.png Scotland-icon.png Wales-icon.png Northern Ireland-icon.png countryballs in the islands of Great Britain and Ireland, sharing a border with Ireland-icon.png Irelandball, giving him an area of (93,600 sq mi) and a mild seasonal climate. His capital and largest city is London-icon.png Londonball.

While not only a member of NATO-icon.png NATO, he also works for the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club that has the world's 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball. This also applies to G7, which he works alongside Murica-icon.pngUSAball, Canada-icon.png Canadaball, Germany-icon.png Germanyball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, France-icon.png Franceball, and Japan-icon.png Japanball.

UKball is often seen as a former superpower on the world stage. The British Empire was the largest empire in all of human history. Even today, he still has significant influence, as he is the leading "soft power" and runs an organisation of nearly all of his former colonies called the English-icon.pngCommonwealth aka British Empire-icon.pngBritish Empireball v2.0 and is a permanent member of the UN Security Council. Though the empire has dissolved, he loves to remember that he once dominated a very large part of the world, Rule Britannia!

UKball's birthday is on the 1st of May. Since he left the EU he can into dank memes and free and open internet.

History

Before The French Normans Gaul-icon.png (3000 BC - 1066 AD)

Back in the time, England-icon.png Englandball and Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball were born as Celticballs a long, long time ago (despite this Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball claims that England-icon.png Englandball was a Germania-icon.png Germanic). There were many Celticballs, such as Iceni-icon.png Iceniball, and they built things like Stonehenge and lived in stone, wooden or wattle-and-daub (mud) roundhouses.

The SPQR-icon.png SPQRball arrived in the year 46 AD from continental Europe, having taken over their sister Gaul-icon.png Gaulball (the mother of France-icon.png Franceball). By 59 AD, Iceni-icon.pngIceniball was getting tired of SPQR-icon.png SPQR's despotism, and launched a rebellion with all the other Celticballs against the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball, winning a few times.

However, the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball's superior tactics and weaponry saw him triumph in the end, and after that, the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball used more gentle methods to civilise the Celticballs and introduced Roman ways. They founding the City of Londinium, and introducing coins, laws, and other things from Rome, making the Celticball's home into the Roman province of Britannia.

However, the SPQR-icon.png SPQRball grew weak and corrupt as the years went by, and by 410 AD, he had been defeated in battles by the barbarian Germania-icon.pngGermanics, who sacked Rome numerous times in the 5th century AD and took much of his clay. the SPQR-icon.png SPQR withdrew from Britannia and returned to Rome, where he died in 476 AD.

Once again, the Gaul-icon.png Celticballs entered a dark age without civilisation. Pictsballs from Scotlandball tried to invade, having proven Hadrian's Wall was no match for them, and Wales-icon.png Walesball was also getting uppity.

In the 7th century AD, though, SPQR-icon.png Saxonballs, Jutes, and Angleballs (descendants of the Germania-icon.png Germanics) from Germany migrated across the North Sea to Britain, and set up their homes there, becoming Angle-Saxons, and naming the land 'Angle-Land' (or, England-icon.png England).

They lived in peace for about a hundred years, building dykes in Wales-icon.png Walesball and forming the Kingdom of Mercia-icon.png Merciaball until the Vikings from Scandinavia arrived and found the Saxons-icon.png Saxons' monasteries easy targets for raids.

They kept harassing the various kingdoms of Saxons-icon.png Saxonballs, such as Kingdom of Wessexball, who took advantage of his alliance with Neustriaball in Franciaball and her technical progress and who held back the Vikings.

By 1016, however, Denmark-icon (helmet).png Denmarkball had become ruler of England. His rule lasted until the mid 11th century when England-icon.png Englandball became independent when Saxons-icon.png Saxonball was chosen to succeed the throne in 1042 due to Vikingball's absence. Saxons-icon.png Saxonball ruled until 1066, defeating the Vikingballs for one last time at Stanford Bridge, before being killed by Normandyball, who invaded in 1066, at the Battle of Hastings.

The Normans and Plantagenets England-icon.png Kingdom of France-icon.png (1066-1485)

After 1066, Normandy-icon.png Normandyball set about stamping out all resistance to his rule in England. He defeated some rebels at the Battle of Ely Island and also conquered places like Sicily. He compiled the first modern census of England-icon.png Englandball, the Doomsday Book in 1087, and bought French influence to England-icon.png Englandball, who had Germanic roots. Meanwhile, the Celtic Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball was ruling himself.

In 1140, a civil war broke out in England-icon.png Englandball's head. His brief period of madness ended in the 1150s and returned to building castles such as Windsor across his clay. He was very weak at this point, even though the Vikingballs had stopped their raiding parties there.

In 1189, he joined his rivalball, Kingdom of France-icon.png Kingdom of Franceball and HRE-icon.png Holy Roman Empireball in a crusade to the Holy Land (Palestine) to liberate it from the Caliphate-icon.png Caliphateballs and Arab League-icon.png Arabballs, who were Islam-icon.png Muslims.

They succeeded the first time, then went back to fighting each other until the mid 13th century when another series of crusades were called. This time, it didn't go so well, and the Christian European balls were defeated by the Muslims.

England-icon.png Englandball and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball also fought each other occasionally, with Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball occupying London once and England-icon.png Englandball invading continental France. The Celtic Wales-icon.png Walesball was conquered by him in 1272. He also fought with his northern Celtic neighbour Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball eternal ally of Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball, occupying his clay, until Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball rose up against him in 1297, with the battle of Stirling Bridge being decisive, and humiliating them. However, England-icon.png Englandball triumphed in the end, and Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball was demoted to the status of secondary power.

In 1301, another brief civil war started, but soon England-icon.png Englandball was over it and invaded and raid his rival clay once more, beginning the Hundred Years' War with her in 1337. He defeated her with Wales-icon.png Walesball's help at Crecy in 1347, and Poitiers in 1356, refusing the loyal fights of the French knights to kill them at a distance, humiliating Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball again as his ally Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball marched in to help occupy Paris-icon.png Parisball.

In the 1380s, however, a long civil war broke out in England-icon.png Englandball's clay, just as the Black Death was sweeping through Europe. By the 15th century, he had written great works of literature, such as the Canterbury tales, which would survive the Dark Ages.

He had also occupied a lot of Ireland, defeating the local Ulsterballs. In 1415, despite failing to take Mont-Saint-Micheal, he won his most decisive battle with Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball at Agincourt, letting the French knights sink into the mud and killing them away, as before.

Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball, however, had a trick up her sleeve, and managed to defeat him at Centre-Val de Loire-icon.png Orleansball in 1429, and enter Paris-icon.png Parisball. However, her luck ran out at the end of 1430, and Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball captured the secret to her success in 1431 and sold it to England-icon.png Englandball who burned it as witchcraft.

However, Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball who loved her new game to crush the England-icon.png English soldiers, built new regiments of powder artillery to fight at distance (as preferred England-icon.png Englandball with his archery) and recovered all her clay in a few seasons (except Calais city) by 1453. Understanding that England-icon.png Englandball will never learn to cook correctly and prefers Bordeauxball's wine to him, Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball had abandoned him like a dirty sock towards the end of the Hundred Years' War, crystallising a painful feeling of cultural inferiority for England-icon.png Englandball towards Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball.

A last attempt to land in Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball, terminated pitiably by a reception of french artillery and a charge of the Breton chivalry at Formigny in Normandy-icon.png Normandyball (1450), and, three years later another crush in Castillon near Kingdom of France-icon.png Bordeauxball identically. The Hundred Years' War was in fact over. A kind of cold war begun between Burgundy-icon.png Burgundyball and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball who both passed to Renaissance but England-icon.png Englandball stayed neutral.

In the 1470s, he experienced a long period of fear called the Wars of the Roses, which saw his agrarian infrastructure mostly destroyed in battles across the countryside. By 1480, however, the Whites had won the Wars. But in 1485, Wales-icon.png Walesball contributed to helping kick out the Whites in England-icon.pngEnglandball's brain and established a new Welsh dynasty in England-icon.png Englandball's clay that year.

Exploration and Expansion (1485-1603)

By the year 1500, England-icon.png Englandball had advanced a lot but was still far behind many other European countries, in particular those in Italy-icon.png Italyball and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball who had begun the Renaissance, and Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball, with his massive golden New World empire. He employed the best European things in his court, like music and the arts, but also continued his wars against Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball in 1513, and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball in 1518, but briefly reconciled with his rival at the Field of the Cloth of Gold in 1520, after being athletically and culturally humiliated by her strange french king who didn't killed all the queens he had as it was funny for Englandball. Both rivals went back to fighting each other in 1545 when England-icon.png Englandball betrayed Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball again and lost his last territories in the continent (Calais city).

He had also abandoned Catholicism in 1536/7 and sacked the monasteries that year, adopting Protestant Anglicanism as his official religion now. Also, he was going through internal turmoil in the 1550s, having developed a passion for burning and beheading. He harshly ruled his slave Kingdom of Ireland-icon.png Irelandball (Kingdom of), and sent ships to explore the New World in 1565, with Virginia being claimed by him. He also had a few religious changes over these years.

Meanwhile, Scotland was going through turmoil as well. In the 1570s, he tried to take over England-icon.png Englandball's clay by assassinating him but was caught and imprisoned until 1587. England-icon.png Englandball also began building himself a navy, as Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball launched her Imperial Armada at him in 1588. However, a storm came and the invasion didn't succeed and Englandball launched his armada to him too, but Spanish-Empire-icon.pngSpainball destroyed all of it. In the 1590s and 1600s, he wrote 37 classic plays. Wales-icon.png Walesball's turn to rule England-icon.png Englandball's clay ended in 1603, and Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball took over running things, uniting the crowns of England and Scotland (monarchically, not politically yet).

Stuart Rule - Civil War and Act of Union UK-icon.png (1603-1714)

In 1605, some Catholics, who had been working for the Spanish, tried to blow up England-icon.png Englandball's parliament. Their plot, however, failed, and in 1620, some of England-icon.png Englandball's most devout religious parts went to his new colonies in the New World on board a ship called the Mayflower. Things steadily got worse in England-icon.png Englandball's head as tensions escalated into another Civil War in 1642, with Parliamentarian rebels victorious at Marston Moor in 1644, and the Battle of Naseby, in 1645, won the war for them. By 1647, the English Civil War had turned against the Royalists, and in 1649, England-icon.png Englandball executed his crown and declared himself a commonwealth (a type of republic). He colonised Jamaica in the 1650s and banned Christmas celebrations. However, despite the Second Civil War briefly instigated by Scotland in 1651 (who lost at the Battle of Worcester), it took until 1660 for the Commonwealth to fall. That year, England-icon.png England had a personality change, and became a monarchy again, albeit a constitutional one this time.

England-icon.png Englandball started forming alliances with European countries, after seeing Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball expand eastwards in the 1670s and 1680s. He had a plague in 1665, followed by a fire in 1666, followed by an invasion of his clay by Dutch Empire-icon.pngDutchballs in 1667. So, he partook in the Nine Years War against Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball. He became Catholic again in 1685 but then became protestant again in 1688, after his "Vivelaspin.gif Glorious Revolution" that year. He fought a brief (civil) war in Ireland-icon.png Irelandball's clay in 1688-1691 but ultimately stayed Protestant after that. In the 1690s, Scotland tried to colonise in Panama, but the Darien Scheme failed, taking 1/5th of Scotland-icon.png Scotland's economy down with it.

England-icon.png England, however, was having a much better time, having made scientific and artistic advances throughout the late 17th century. He discovered calculus and gravity in the 1660s and 1670s, and by 1700, was one of the great powers of the world. The War of the Spanish Succession in 1700 saw him in a giant coalition that wins the war in 1704 against Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball and Spain-icon.png Spainball who was in a civil war to impose the French Bourbon dynasty. Even without succeeding in penetrating Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball's clay, the coalition prevented the fusion of the two catholic balls and their giant colonial empires.

In 1707 an Act of Union was finally signed between England-icon.png England and Scotland-icon.png Scotland... FUSION HAAA!!!!! This is how UK-icon.png the UK was born.

Colonise and Compromise ColAmerica-icon.png (1714-1815)

In 1714, the British Empire-icon.png newly-formed UK embraced his Germanic roots again and joined in a semi-monarchic union with Duchy of Hanoverball. By now he had lots of islands in the Carribean which he had won in various wars and exterminating some natives, as well as Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball was taken from Spain-icon.png Spainball in 1709, and large possessions stretching from the Atlantic to the Appalachian Mountains in North America. His son ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball looked after those for him. In 1715 UKball put down a Catholic uprising by a pro-Jacobite Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball, this happened again in 1745.

By the 1730s, UKball had started to explore India as Portugal-icon.png Portugalball and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball ever did, and had already conquered many Indian stateballs/rawrs' clay. He had also invented a semi-automated loom called the 'Spinning Jenny' in 1733, and by the mid/late-18th century, UKball was beginning to build large factories powered by a new invention of his, the steam engine, invented in 1765, which began the Industrial Vivelaspin.gif Revolution in Britain. He had set up the East India Company-icon.png East India Company, which started a world international trading system, in competition with the dutch and the French one, as well as participating in the War of the Austrian Succession in 1744-1748. He was massacred by Kingdom of France-icon.pngFranceball at the Battle of Fontenoy with all his coalition but got his revenge a few years later in the Seven Years' War (1754/56-1763).

UKball and his son ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball helped defeat Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball's son New France-icon.png New Franceball in the New World, deporting the French people of France-icon.png Acadiaball, kidnapping Quebec-icon.png Quebecball in the process, and also kicked Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball out of East India Company-icon.png India, apart from Pondicherry and later Chandernagnore, when Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball was busy against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.pngPrussiaball in Europe, despite several defeats against the New France-icon.png New-France's army and her native allies. By 1763, the battered Kingdom of France-icon.pngFranceball sued for peace, losing almost all of her North American possessions to UKball. The war had cost her a lot, however, and UKball began imposing taxes on his son ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball to make him help pay for the war. UKball later repealed most of the acts, including the 1765 Stamp Act and the 1766 Quartering Act, but when he struck out at his son in 1770's Boston Massacre, tensions arose between father and son.

ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball dumped all of his father's East India Company tea into Boston Harbour in 1773, causing UKball to impose an armed curfew in his son's clay. In 1774, UKball declared his son's little brother Massachussets-icon.pngMassachusettsball to be in a 'state of rebellion', and went over-armed. By 1775, the American Revolution/Civil War started. UKball and ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball had clashed at Bunker Hill, Lexington, and Concord, and an angry ColAmerica-icon.pngThirteen Coloniesball, in 1776 wrote the Declaration of Independence, and declared himself independent and now called himself USAball. Meanwhile, UKball discovered and claimed ColAmerica-icon.png Australiaball's clay and ColAmerica-icon.png New Zealandball's clay for himself.

Throughout 1777, USA-icon.png USAball was defeated by his stronger father, but as aid from his aunt Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball came trickling in, he was able to defeat him at Saratoga Heights that year, and Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball, desiring revenge against her rival, came to help actively in 1778, doubling the forces of the rebel army and paralyzing the navy of UKball. Spain-icon.pngSpainball and Luxembourg-icon.png Dutch Republicball also came to help USA-icon.png USAball with material giving. By 1781, UKball had been cornered at Yorktown, and he surrendered to Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball and USA-icon.png USAball, signing the Treaty of Paris-icon.png Parisball in 1783 to end the war of American Independence. He had been badly humiliated by his son and had to give up the Ohio Territory to him as well. But, he soon had more important things to worry about, as in 1789, his rival, the bankrupt Kingdom of France-icon.pngFranceball, had her Vivelaspin.gif Revolution, and became a constitutional monarchy, then a republic.

UKball and the other conservative, monarchist European empires formed a new giant coalition against France-icon.png Franceball, who defeated them in 1792, and again in 1794/5. She made a puppet state out of Luxembourg-icon.png Dutch Republicball, attacked Papal States-icon.pngPapal Statesball in 1797 and tried to disrupt UKball's trade with his colonies in 1798 by landing in Egypt. However, UKball blew up her ships at Aboukir Bay, known also as the Battle of the Nile, and she was forced to abandon the plans after having built a new organisation in Egypt to withdraw it from English and Turkish influence. In 1800, UKball sent a fleet to Denmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball, and Sweden-Norway-icon.png Swedenball's clays, to persuade them not to enter the Northern League with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, which succeeded. He annexed Ireland-icon.png Irelandball's clay in 1801 as well. UKball paid a new coalition (the Third one) who was defeated again by Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball and ended in 1802 with the Peace Treaty of Amiens. However, UKball refused to leave Cape Colony to Batavian Republic-icon.png Batavian Republicball, and war resumed with his sister in 1805. He defeated her at Cape St. Vincent, then annihilated her navy at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805, escaping from an immediate invasion, winning control of the high seas. At the same time, he sent a new coalition of Austrian Empire-icon.pngAustrian Empireball and Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball to bash her on the continent but Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball crushed it in the battle of Ulm, and after taking Vienna-icon.png Viennaball, in Austerlitz. Denmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball, having been attacked by UKball, joined Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball in 1807/9, and by 1811 Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball, after having kicked all the successive coalitions, ruled most of Europe. Meanwhile, UKball had his son Ontario-icon.png British North Americaball (now Canada-icon.png Canadaball) burn down USA-icon.png USAball's White House in 1814 during the war of 1812, due to a fight between the two siblings.

But then Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball invaded Imperial Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball's clay in late-1812, winning at Borodino, but was forced to retreat from a burning Moscow-icon.png Moscow when she was sick. She was defeated by the Sixth Coalition in 1813 at the Battle of Leipzig, and by June 1814, the Coalition forces were moving in on Paris; UKball had landed in Portugal-icon.png Portugalball's clay (his ally since 1386) and helped Spain-icon.png Spainball kick out Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball and Napoleonic (Kingdom of) Spainball, her son, there in the Peninsular Wars (1808-1814). Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball sent her Bonapartist instincts to Elba, but they escaped, and in mid-1815, returned to Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball's clay.

The Hundred Days Campaign, or the War of the Seventh Coalition, saw Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball defeated at Les Quatre Bras by an instantly resurrected french Grande Armée, before the gathered Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball's army, UKball and Luxembourg-icon.png Dutch Republicball stepped in to help him at the Battle of Waterloo, where Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball was defeated for good, and her Bonapartist instincts sent to UKball's estranged son St Helenaball's clay, where they died in 1821. UKball and Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball set up the Congress of Vienna, to decide on the terms of the Treaty of Paris, and the Treaty of Kiel as well, sharing a new Europe in Great Empires to control Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball.

Rule, Britannia!- The Pax Britannica UK-icon.png (1815-1914)

After the reduction of the liberal Napoleonic-icon.png Franceball, UKball emerged as the world's foremost power. He now had a massive overseas empire and billions of pounds' worth in industrial and economic revenue. Some Corn Laws were introduced in 1816, during the famines of the Regency period, and saw the 1819 Peterloo massacre become a black mark on UKball's name. However, by 1825 UKball was once again on top of the world for real. He began a policy of abolitionism (anti-slavery), and was first to abolish the slave trade in 1807, then UKball freed his 8-icon.png 8ball slaves in 1833. He now took on weak nations such as Nepal-icon.png NepalRawr, Bhutan-icon.png Bhutanball and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore to expand his empire, and pushed the Boers in South Africa out of the Cape Colony and Beyond the Zambeze rivers. Tasmania was also colonised, and the native Australian Aborigines-icon.png Australian Aboriginalsball hunted down almost to extinction (as well as them being killed by diseases like Smallpox and Measles). He also intervened in the Rio de la Plataball to create Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball in 1825.

However, UKball's status was soon put to the test, as in 1839, his most profitable colony, India experienced troubles with the Afghan-icon.png Afghanballs to the North-West. The East India Company's opium trade with Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball had also just been cut off, and UKball beat up Qing China for British Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball in 1841/2. He was no longer affiliated with British Hong Kong-icon.pngHanoverball, as in 1838 the royal union had been dissolved due to Hanoverball's Salic Laws. In 1843, UKball invaded Gwalioreball's clay in East India Company-icon.png India and began annexing the Indian State Rawrs. Punjab-icon.png Punjabball was annexed formally in 1849, and the Xhosaballs in the Natal in South Africa were warred against too. UKball's cities grew and grew in the mid-19th century, as the Industrial Vivelaspin.gif Revolution attracted migration to London. However, Ireland-icon.png Irelandball's potato famine in 1845 caused discontent in his mind. The Maori signed the Treaty of Waitangi with him in 1840 though, which made him happy.

During this time, France-icon.png Franceball - who understood that she had to be discreet on the European chessboard- begun the building of a new giant empire in Asia, Pacific Ocean and Africa and strengthened her industrial strength with new inventions, returning to the race when countryballs thought she was annihilated. UKball signed pacts and treaties with his old enemies France-icon.png Franceball and USA-icon.png USAball, giving him Caribou (the city) in the 1842 Webster-Abshurton Treaty.

However, right after hosting the Great Exhibition of 1851, he went to war with France-icon.png Franceball and Sardinia-icon.png Sardiniaball against Russian Empireball, who was being aggressive towards the declining Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball. Despite a beautiful victory under the France-icon.png French commandment at Sevastopol in Crimea-icon.png Crimea, UKball suffered a bad defeat due to a military blunder at the Battle of Balaclava, in 1854, when he charged Russian artillery on horseback and received quite a spanking. By 1856, after another Baltic expedition had been planned, the Treaty of Paris was signed to end the Crimean War, which had seen war photography and nursing hospitals introduced to war. UKball was soon again called to arms the following year when his Indian servants mutinied, and he had to step in to resolve the Indian mutiny of 1857-8, after which he annexed Awadhball's clay. The 1856 Arrow Incident also gave him an excuse to go to war with Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball again, with France-icon.png Franceball, in 1860, when he burned down Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball's Summer Palace, and got Kowloon for his adopted son British Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball.

UKball also built a large sewer system at home, after the Great Stink of 1858, and introduced labor and welfare laws, including pensions, in the 1850s and 1860s. He did not interfere with USA-icon.png USAball's Civil War, and instead made inventions like photography, steamships, and discovered Darwinian evolution. By 1871, however, the balance of power was dramatically shifted when two newly-unified nations appeared on the world stage - Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball. As demands for Home Rule from the Ireland-icon.png Irish and Scotland-icon.png Scottish grew, he ignored them and fought the Zulu Wars of 1878-79 and the First Boer War of 1881 for the Empire. However, after an Egyptian campaign in 1882, UKball participated in the Berlin Conference, and during the Scramble for Africa, forcibly adopted many new African balls, such as Sokotoball, and Rhodesia-icon.png Rhodesiaball. He got Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball in 1878 following an incident with Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball.

In 1885 he led a campaign in Ontario-icon.png Canada, and in 1892 formed the Labour party at home, after the Ripper murders of 1888. In 1890, he traded Heligolandball to German Empire-icon.png Germanyball for custody of Zanzibarball, with whom he fought a 38-minute war with in 1896. He got machine guns and rifles for his new armies and fought the Mahdist Sudanballs at Omdurman in 1898, then Orangjeball and South African Republic-icon.png Transvaalball in the Second Boer War of 1899-1902. He also helped relieve the 1900 Siege of Peking but was humiliated by the Boers at the Battle of Ladysmith and the Siege of Maefking in 1900. The Siege of Khartoum in 1898 also helped resolve the Fashoda crisis with his sister.

The new century dawned with UKball at the apex of his power, the largest, most powerful, and by far the wealthiest empire known in history. He sent an expedition to Tibet in 1903, and formed an Entente Cordiale with his former rival France-icon.png Franceball in 1904, and then with Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball in 1907, against the ever-growing threat of German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, who was now engaged in a naval arms race with UKball over Dreadnoughts. The 1905 and 1911 Morocco crises drew the Entente closer together, and despite a 1902 Venezuelan dispute, UKball continued to maintain very good relations with USA-icon.png USAball. As the disillusioned working-class, and suffragettes, and Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and Ireland-icon.pngIrelandball demanding Home Rule all contributed towards the fractioning of Edwardian Britain, Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball's assassination of Austria-Hungary-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball's archduke led to the alliances of Europe dragging UKball and his associates into the Great War in 1914.

The Great War, the Jazz Age, and Another War German Empire-icon.png Ottoman-icon.png Nazi-icon.png Japanese-Empire-icon.png (1914-1945)

The German Empire-icon.png German Empireball activated his Schlieffen Plan in August 1914 and raped Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, whom UKball was bound by the 1839 Treaty of London to protect. So, UKball went to war, and landed in France-icon.pngFranceball's clay, blocking German Empire-icon.png German Empireball in the Race to the Sea, and ultimately ended up in the trenches with Ontario-icon.png Canadaball, Australia-icon.png Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball against German Empire-icon.png German Empireball. He had a brief Christmas truce in December 1914, then in 1915, saw the use of planes for both reconnaissance and bombing, airships, and poison gas in warfare. He got his sons Ontario-icon.png Canadaball, Australia-icon.png Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball to land in Ottoman-icon.pngOttoman Empireball's Gallipoli peninsula, but they were held back at Suvla Bay for a few months. Meanwhile, Egypt-icon.pngEgyptball, UKball's adoptive son, invaded Ottoman Palestine, and got the oppressed Arabballs to help revolt against Ottoman Empire ball in exchange for freedom and self-determination after the war. However, UKball and France-icon.pngFranceball's 1917 Sykes-Picot Agreement made sure that it did not happen. UKball and France-icon.png Franceball also captured German Empire-icon.png German Empireball's other overseas colonies, such as German South-West Africa-icon.png German South-West Africaball, German East Africa-icon.png German East Africaball, German New Guinea-icon.png German New Guineaball, and fought with him in the Falklands, and in the Indian Ocean. UKball's ally Japan-icon.pngJapanball helped take Kiau Chau and German Samoa-icon.png German Samoaball.

By 1916, the war on the Western Front had reached a stalemate, and France-icon.png Franceball's Neuve-Chapelle offensive failed to breakthrough. UKball fought at Jutland, and also introduced with France-icon.png Franceball tanks at the Battle of the Somme, but still, the stalemate continued. In April 1916, Ireland-icon.png Irelandball hosted an uprising in Dublin, and UKball went over to crush it, but it would be too ineffective. In March 1917, the DORA act was enforced strictly, and Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball had a Vivelaspin.gif revolution, and became a republic, but remained in the war until October when he had another Vivelaspin.gif revolution. USA-icon.png USAball, however, was sent the intercepted Zimmermann telegram by German Empire-icon.png German Empireball to Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball, and joined the Allies as a result. By March 1918, USA-icon.png USAball had arrived in Europe, and German Empire-icon.png Germanyball, after signing the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, charged the Western Front in a last desperate attack, which failed, and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, after seeing his allies surrender, and starving due to UKball's naval blockade, signed the armistice at 11:11 a.m., 11 November 1918.

The following year, the 1919 Paris Peace Conference saw UKball and France-icon.png Franceball divide up German Empire-icon.png German Empireball's colonies- UKball got German East Africa-icon.png German East Africaball, German New Guinea-icon.png German New Guineaball, and his son South Africa-icon.png South Africaball got German South-West Africa-icon.pngGerman South-West Africaball. He also got British Palestine-icon.png Palestinecube, Transjordanball, and Iraq-icon.png Iraqball from the Ottoman-icon.png Ottoman Empireball's clays. UKball and his sister carved up the German Empireball's clay in Europe as well- his son, Germany-icon.pngWeimar Republicball, inherited an impoverished nation of strife and turmoil, as UKball demanded reparations of £6.6 billion. Despite the reparations, UKball still suffered from post-war austerity for the first few years of the 1920s, including being forced to concede defeat in Ireland in 1922, and giving Ireland-icon.png Irelandball his freedom, as Ireland-icon.png Irish Free Stateball (he kept Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball), but he also discovered Tutankhamen's tomb in Egypt-icon.png Egyptball's clay, as well as giving women the vote. League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball had just been created, of which UKball was a founding member of. He now turned to his son USA-icon.png USAball for entertainment and took home things like cocktails, and the Charleston. Despite a General Strike in 1926, the Empire and Homeland did well, until the global financial crash of 1929.

UKball, with his stock market plummeting, decided to listen to the Labour party in his head- he cut spending costs to the bone and adopted a policy of 'Britain's problems first' in response to the growing threat of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball abroad. In 1931, the Statute of Westminster gave his sons Ontario-icon.png Canadaball, Newfoundlandball, South Africa-icon.png South Africaball, Australia-icon.png Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball de facto independence. British Raj-icon.png British Rajball was also getting stroppy for independence. In 1935 he failed to help defend Abyssinia-icon.png Abyssiniaball against the Fascist Italy-icon.pngFascist Italyball, and did nothing to stop Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball from remilitarising the Rhineland in 1936, then ReichTime.pngAnschluss Austria-icon.png Austriaball in 1938. After Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball kidnapped Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball, UKball and France-icon.pngFranceball signed the Munich Agreement with Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball. But just as the 1933 Four Powers Pact and the 1935 Stresa Front had failed, this agreement was overstepped by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball in January 1939 when he annexed Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball's clay. UKball began remilitarising, and in September 1939 declared war on Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball after he invaded Second Polish Republic-icon.png Polandball's clay.

UKball and France-icon.png Franceball did nothing but wait behind the Maginot Line as Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball blitzkrieged through Poland-icon.pngPolandball, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, Norway-icon.png Norwayball (UKball did try to intervene here, but failed at Narvik), Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball (again), and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball. France-icon.png Franceball's clay was invaded in June 1940, she built a defensive line in a kamikaze operation in Dunkirk and sacrificed some troops to cause enormous damages to german forces before surrender and let intact UKball's army clear out to continue the war. UKball jumped in Englandball after being raped by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, who then began a battle for air supremacy with UKball's RAF against his weakened by France-icon.png Franceball Luftwaffe in the skies. After France-icon.png Franceball was divided between Free France-icon.png Free Franceball (fighting with Englandball) and Vichy France-icon.png Vichy Franceball (beginning a collaboration with the enemy) Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball then switched to trying to bomb UKball into submission. UKball survived the blitz and began assembling convoys to help protect merchant and supply shipping from his son, sending supplies to him from across the Atlantic. He was helpless as Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball sunk some of his best ships, and took out his naval base at Crete, but was able to decipher his Enigma codes from mid-1941 onwards, thanks to Bletchley Park.

After Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's invasion of Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball in June 1941, and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball's bombing of USA-icon.pngUSAball's Pearl harbor naval base, UKball gained two major allies in the war. The following days saw Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball attack UKball's colonies in East Asia, such as British Hong Kong-icon.png British Hong Kongball, Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball, Sawarakball, British North Borneoball, and British Singapore-icon.png British Tringapore, which was poorly protected from land- Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japan just rode a bike through the dense jungle. By mid-1942, British Burma-icon.png British Burmaball had also fallen, as had New Guineaball, and Australia-icon.png Australiaball's clay was being bombed. After the Battle of the Coral Sea, the tide began to turn for the ANZAC forces. Meanwhile, UKball was diverting food away from British Raj-icon.png British Indiaball to help sustain the war effort, causing famine for British Raj-icon.png British Indiaball. After Free France-icon.png Free Franceball slowed the german and Italian advance down at the defensive battle of Bir Hakeim in North Africa, UKball defeated Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball at the second battle of El Alamein, and with USA-icon.png USAball's help drove Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball back into Sicily, which was invaded in early 1943.

Meanwhile, the battle of Imphal halted Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanball's rampage in South-Eastern Asia, and as the Allies pushed up Italian-Empire-icon.pngItalyball's clay, Italian-Empire-icon.png Italyball had a personality change, and became non-fascist after the 25 Luglio coup. Italian Social Republic-icon.png Italian Socialist Republicball continued fighting the Allies though, who landed in Monte Cassio, then in the South of France-icon.pngFranceball's clay in Operation Dragoon. On the morning of 6th June 1944, USA-icon.png USAball, UKball, and Ontario-icon.png Canadaball stormed five beaches in Normandy, liberating Caen, then allowed Free France-icon.png Free Franceball to take Paris-icon.png Parisball back in September 1944. Instantly, Free France-icon.png Free Franceball resurrected a strong army as she did in 1815 to give a decisive boost to the strikes on the western front. UKball and Co. pushed on into the Ardennes, winning the Battle of the Bulge, and surviving the V-1 and V-2 rocket assaults, and liberating the Low Countries, pushing onwards into the heartland of Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball itself. UKball's RAF bombed Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball's cities even more heavily than he had been, vapourising Dresden and Hamburg. As the allies closed in on Berlin in February to April of 1945, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball committed suicide, ending the war in Europe with the surrender on 8th May 1945 (V-E Day). Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball surrendered a few months later, on the 3rd of September 1945 (V-J Day), after two atom bombs had been dropped on his cities by USA-icon.png USAball, ending the Second World War altogether.

After the Wars- Reconstruction, Cold War, Thatcherism USA-icon.png Soviet-icon.png

After World War II, UKball was broke, but he wanted to take advantage of his current troop's position. He tried to keep Syria-icon.png Syriaball and Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball's clay who were under France-icon.png Franceball's protection but gave up fighting his ally, having already suffered damage on his part in Senegalball's clay during the war and knowing the risks. The billion-dollar debt to USA-icon.png USAball had to be paid back in full, and there was the cost of re-building. However, the colonies were now demanding their self-determination. In 1947, following a proposed partition plan by the newly-created UN-icon.png UNball, the successor to League of Nations-icon.png League of Nationsball, of which UKball was a permanent Security Council member, India-icon.png Indiaball (and Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball, and Pakistan-icon.pngBangladeshball) all became independent. Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball followed with a communist insurgency in 1948, and Palestine went to the UN, only to be partitioned with the Jewcubes who had survived the Holocaust that year too (although the peacefulness of this partition is debatable) and independence was also granted to Myanmar-icon.png Burmaball. Canada-icon.png Canadaball absorbed Newfoundlandball in 1949, just as a new Cold War era was looming over the horizon. With USA-icon.png USAball and Soviet-icon.png Sovietball both now possessing weapons of mass destruction, UKball was no longer a true superpower. Unlike his rival, rather than fight costly colonial wars, he just let his colonies go. Ghana-icon.png Gold Coastball left in 1958, Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball in 1959, Egypt-icon.png Egyptball kicked UKball out of his clay following the 1956 Suez Crisis, and Sudan-icon.png Sudanball did so after the condominium of 1898 expired in 1958, Kenya-icon.png Kenyaball and Tanzania-icon.png Tanzaniaball in 1961/2, Rhodesia-icon.png Rhodesiaballs in the early 1960s, Gambia-icon.png Gambiaball and Sierra Leone-icon.png Sierra Leoneball in 1962, and Yemen-icon.png Adenball in 1959. Cyprus-icon.pngCyprusball left in 1960, but UKball kept two military bases on the island. He fought in Korea in 1950-53 as well.

In the 1970s, UKball developed punk rock, and despite the oil crisis of 1973, and the power shortages during the 1978-79 winter of discontent, UKball's resolve stood firm. He embraced Margaret Thatcher-icon.png Thatcherism in 1979, despite Scotland-icon.pngScotlandball's renewed calls for independence, rejecting his 1979 referendum, and using his oil (from the McCrone report). The SNP was not pleased, and in 1982, when Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball tried to invade Falklands-icon.png Falklandsball's clay, the now workaholic UKball went to war sending a large naval Task Force (assembled in Portsmouthball, a cityball of UKball), winning over Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball decisively. His Margaret Thatcher-icon.png Thatcherism saw the mines closed, and the stock markets crisis, apart from in 1987, when Black Monday hit. By 1989, as the Iron Curtain fell, UKball had become a 'modern' state- advanced in technology, yet retaining its culture. Even though the 1990s, as the economy became unstable, and Scotland-icon.pngScotlandball, Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball, and Wales-icon.png Walesball each received their own parliaments. In 1997, China-icon.png Chinaball stole Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball, which destroyed his empire. As UKball entered the new millennium, he helped remove the Y2K bug as well.

EU-icon.png Into the new Millennium UK-icon.png

UKball was now officaly involved in the Second Gulf War coalition in 2003, and he fought in Iraq-icon.png Iraq, Afghan-icon.png Afghanistan, and Syria-icon.png Syria between 2007 and 2015. UKball is no longer quite as powerful as he used to be (though still proving that size isn't everything), but after the 2005 terrorist attacks left him reeling, UKball now has one of the best security systems in the world and is one to the world's most advanced nations. He now continues to rule, despite a close 2014/5 Scottish independence referendum vote.

On June 24, 2016, UKball announced that they will leave the EU-icon.png EUball, as he did not like being told what to do, giving birth to a secret joy in the heart of France-icon.png Franceball who prophesy it and was waiting for it to transform the Union. This led to Germany-icon.png Germanyball & other EU countries trying to convince him to stay, much to UKball's disgust. Negotiations to fully leave are currently underway but now Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and Northern Ireland are contemplating independence from UKball so that they can remain in EUball. On June, 8th, 2017 he had an election which Theresa May won, but there was a hung parliament. When he made the decision he was half asleep and didn't really know what was going on. When he woke up and learned what he had done, he panicked and tried to get a do-over. He still hasn't got one and now is beginning to hate his Prime minister for refusing to give one.

On 19th May 2018, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got married. UKball celebrated this special day. In May 2019, Theresa May decided to resign, and was sucseeded by Boris Johnson.

On 31st January/1st February 2020, he finally left EU-icon.pngEUball, and is now talking with him about their deal with his Brexit leader and make some articel 50 with former prime minister to make the border cant cross on it to EU-icon.png Eurozone (except for the non country of EU-icon.png EUball). Also on 31st January, the first case of COVID-19 is reported in Britain by China-icon.png Chinese nationals.

On 1st July 2020, Chinaball impacted a controversial law on Hong Kongball to "prevent" Hongkongers from protesting. UKball became insanely mad and vowed to take revenge by extending BN(O) rights. Australia-icon.png Australiaball also did the same thing because he also opposed the NSL. After China heard this, the relations between the UK and China have become rapidly hostile.

Personality

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He loves Crumpets, Tea (a bit too much, as he panics when he runs out and stabs anyone who steals it), Fish & Chips, Football, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Top Hats, Monocles, Canes, Scotch Whisky, Pork, Sexual Repression, Stiff Upper Lip, and World Domination.

Nowadays, UKball experiences heavy nostalgia for his old British Empire-icon.png empire like Russia-icon.pngRussiaball, back when he really ruled the waves (still does, but not as much) but he along with others is planning space exploration and will rebuild the empire there (Britannia rule the stars?).

Has a friendly rivalry with estranged son USA-icon.png USAball (Although sometimes slightly annoyed by his arrogance) and Germany-icon.pngGermanyball, who is UKball's other favorite European friend alongside the likes of Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball. Kicked France-icon.pngFranceball's arse with the likes of ReichTime.png Reichtangle, although these days they are friends. Currently doesn't like Spain-icon.pngSpainball as they pretend they are strong and can take Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball, same with Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball and Falklands-icon.pngMalvinasball (Malvinas? What the bloody hell is that?).

Nations within UKball

UKball is a combined kingdom of three different nations and one province:

UK territories with Ivory Coastball (that switched places with Irelandball)


  • England-icon.png Englandball - The main ball of UK, he is the leader of the three, holding both the British Monarchy & Parliament. (in some comics, Englandball is synonymous with the whole UK, while in others its the exact opposite) His old Imperial self loves conquest, roast beef, and tea. His modern Chav self loves Rock & Roll, anarchy, football, and speaking in crude English (u wot m8?! I'll bash ur fookin head, swear on me mum). He is now upset that he has no government like the other countries in the UK do.
  • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball - The northern neighbor of England-icon.png Englandball, he loves bagpipes, claymores, and FREEDOM. He still cannot into independence. He is sometimes found under UKball's tophat. After leaving the EU he wants to leave more and more by the minute from England-icon.png Englandball (not really anymore). He is very often seen arguing with England.
  • Wales-icon.png Walesball - West of England-icon.png Englandball, Walesball is the brother of Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball and the origin of medieval England's longbow, which helped them kick France-icon.png Franceball's arse some times. Still loves molesting sheep today.
  • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - Once upon a time, all of Ireland-icon.png Irelandball was part of the UK. But after he rebelled in 1916, Ireland was split into two, with the north side (Ulster-icon.png Ulsterball being split himself) remaining loyal to UKball. He is of Protestant faith, unlike his Catholic neighbor down south. Unfortunately, he is also quite retarded (gib fleg).

Counties of England

Flag Colours

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Resolution Blue 0, 31, 126 C100-M75-Y0-K51 #001F7E
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Philippine Red 208, 12, 39 C0-M94-Y81-K18 #D00C27

Relationships

Friends

  • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball Heunggong-icon.png - Son whom I raised him until China-icon.png Chinaball took him from me. I love you the most dear son. I mourn the poor fate of him under China-icon.png Chinaball's rule. I love this boy very, very much. He was my best colony until 1997, the year when China took him. Also, he used to provide me a lot of money like his twin, Singapore-icon.png Tringapore. Your Cantonese tonal language is hard as hell to learn. I'm glad I don't have to learn it anymore. Also, I love your milk tea but my tea is better than yuors mwahahahahahahaha.
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - My oldest ally and best mate, if I were Sherlock Holmes, he would be my Wattson, but unfortunately, we don't talk a lot with each other. One of these days we'll get together to play a football game and then drink in a pub. I also tip my hat to you for stopping that tosser Dr. ACactivism during my dear SuRie's performance at Eurovision 2018 before things got worse, cheers!

UKball and Franceball's relationship

  • France-icon.png Franceball - A former rival and ex-wife, now married to Germany-icon.png Germanyball. Once I went to war with her and ended up having one of the best nights of my life (and Canada was born after that... a long story to tell here) Say, she could be what Japan-icon.png Japanball calls Tsundere (once she calls me Rosbif). She used to own the Falklands-icon.png Falklands (or Malouines in her language) at first by the way. She's kind of mad that I won her Tour de France bicycle race so many times in the 2010s (4 of them with the same rider). She brags that her La Francophonie has more countries in it than my Commonwealth, even though the Commonwealth is still bigger if you only count true members. She blasted Croatia in Fifa which surprised me. Pogba and Mbappe is too good. Still do, They will meme more Wallace than Ladybug!
  • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - A great Slavic mate who also beat me in the world cup in 2018. At least you're good at football!
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - We've had a complicated relationship, but nowadays we're both allies in NATO-icon.pngNATO, but I dislike Venezuela-icon.pngBolivia-icon.pngCuba-icon.pngArgentina-icon.png four of her sons. And Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltar is still mine! Once I went to war with her and I sank her Spanish Armada (And after that the USA was born... buuuuttt this also a long story to tell here)!!! 
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - He's the good son, loyally following the crown and being there when I need him. He was granted peaceful independence, unlike my other son, USA-icon.png USAball. Thanks for expelling four of Russia-icon.png Russiaball's spies! Love you son. I will defend you from China-icon.png Chinaball! Meng Wanzhou deserves to be kept under your control! Yuo are the best 100/100
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  • USA-icon.png USAball - He's my eldest (but not the biggest), strongest, and proudest son. Well, kind of. But he did support me in my time of need, and now the two of us fight kebabs together as father and son. He makes me proud and he's even gotten bigger and stronger than me! Well done son! But he still needs to lose that damn weight of his and for the love of the Queen will you please stop butchering my bloody accent and English! And would it kill you to convert to the metric system? And why do you always have to try to outdo me? Just because I voted Brexit it didn't mean you had to elect Trump! He is still the son that takes after me the most, however. Plus, stop mutilating your son's willies! And stop destroying the minds of British children with fanboyish shows! By the way, Thanks for expelling 60 of Russia-icon.png Russiaball's spies, much appreciated son! But still, Alabama nearly killed me.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - He's cute. I molded his clay after the First World War.USA-icon.png USAball and I brought him to life later. In an ongoing crisis with Palestineball.
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - He's the delinquent son that was always kind of insane (like the time he went to war with emus and lost), but still makes a good living. Also, the son who gives him more grandchildren... sweet heavens why!?!?
  • Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball - His adopted son now grandson via Australia-icon.png Australiaball... It's complicated. He hopes the boy won't grow into another Australia and often tells the young country of his empire days during storytime with Grandpa UK. The lad was his at the same time Germany. He can speak more than 800 languages.
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball Good but stop ruining my history and culture! And stop defying the crown! My full-time taxi driver, why did I even adopt you. But I still love you as you are my one of my sons and I support you always.
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - My youngest daughter who loves sheepshagging and may or may not have a secret relationship with Wales- ASDFGHJKL!!! Sometimes I get her confused with Australia-icon.png Australia but don't tell her I said that! (though their accents sound different) She actually was the first to climb to the top of Mt Everest for me. Oh, and my daughter needs to cut down those damn sheep of her as they fart... A LOT.
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Brother and friend. We've had a complicated past but he's great to have a beer with nowadays. He's both obscenely wealthy, and France-icon.png Franceball's current husband. They're both parents of EU-icon.png EUball.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - I have no idea why I like him. Ah yes, the oil. REMOVE KEBAB!
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - We both have the English Channel... Kind of... Also my brother. His language is hard.
  • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - I protected this nephew with his life against Reichtangle (Also known as Anschluss attempt I). But he humiliated me twice in Fifa 2018... He is strong (especially in football).
  • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Although, he's kind of insane right now. Now gimme the Suez Canal back.
  • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - Also kind of insane, right now. They still hate us for the concentration camps, but they're okay. The high off of the BRICS must be getting to him. BUT HE DIDN'T FOLLOW THE CROWN GOD DAMN IT!!! JUST FOLLOW THE CROWN! Also, thanks for Nelson Mandela and removing apartheid.
  • Botswana-icon.png Botswanaball - My southern african son who also hates Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball for stealing his flag.
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - He used to be my crown jewel but HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE CROWN! But they give tea (unlike stupid China) and curry to us! He is my doctor, my accountant, my convenience shop owner, and a part-time taxi driver! Sorry for the massacres... and also the famine... and also the wars, I guess... Now I support him for UNSC. But for the Queen's sake, son! Stop bitching about the diamond! I'M NOT GIVING KOH-I-NOOR BACK! 
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - The son of Portugalball. We have found a Argentina-icon.png common enemy, but he also happens to be a football rival. You're welcome to inventing football, he was one of my best friends when he was an empire, but in 1865 we had a difficult situation, but now we are ok and friends by the way!
  • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - The son of Spain. This boy is good at making tacos, hats for royal people and more exotic delicious food. And he hates Argentinaball too, so that's a bonus.
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - The good one, helped her in the Korean War so she doesn't get annexed into North Korea-icon.png her evil brother . She is also my USA-icon.png Proudest Son's girlfriend.
  • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - Well, I can give you some credit for helping in the World Wars! (STILL DO, YOU ARE MY COLONIE!)
  • Chile-icon.png Chileball - He is my bastard son friend of the Southern. Thank you for supporting me in the Falklands War.
  • Zanzibar-icon.png Zanzibarball - I adopted him, and he's also the birthplace of Freddie Mercury.
  • DickRhino-icon.png Swedenball - We're so good friends that even in war we don't fight each other. Swedenball also builds a lot of my furniture nowadays. VIKING STRONK!!!
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Good son, very good chef and a half brother to Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball. He is rich in culture. Why do you have an almost similar flag to USAball? I'm confused.

    Britainball's family (modelled after Argentinaball's family)

  • Indonesia-icon.pngIndonesiaball - How dare you bully my 3 sons! But i’m sorry for 1811, and currently we‘re friends.
  • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Sort of, and a good adopted son in the Middle East, he doesn't like my culture. I kinda want his money and gold.
  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Also very good chef, ex-adoptive son and used to provide lots of money for me. I am so proud of his accomplishments through what eludes me is his abhorrence to bubble gum. Also one of the cleanest countries.
  • Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball - An African son of mine. You made a fine ol' song, my boy! Quite catchy, I'd say! When I do die, can you set up the coffin dance at my funeral? I heard it's something.
  • EU-icon.png EUball - I know we have the whole Brexit thing going on but we could at least have a good trade deal... right? I'm also trying to get a Brexit do-over but my prime minister won't comply. Wait... You're banning memes?! You know what? Fuck you, you and your bloody taxes, your bollocks of that meme ban and your munter empire.
  • Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball - Another African son of mine. He's having internal problems but I know he'll get through it. Also, what the hell is wrong with your dramatic tv shows you have there?! Remove them this instant
  •  Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - Thailand and UK are best friends and do you remember Bowring treat we are a good memory and we have a monarch I like your queen.
  • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball -  Another one of my middle eastern sons independent since 1961
  • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - Former enemy that I failed to recive as a colony during the African Scramble. But I really like his injera (You say you are the creator of coffee! HOW DARE YOU CREATE A VILE THING)  anyways, helped him stay as an Independent African nation during world war 2, and now helping him out from  his toxic famine commie reighn. YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THE QUEEN THOUGH!! BRING ABYSSINIAN MONACY BACK!!! But we are still friends

Frienemies

  • Belarus-icon.png Bulba - Oi you Russian puppet or whatever the hell you are, what's with your anger towards me eh? Do you need some tea to calm your trousers down? Yes, I have evidence that Russiaball used nerve agents on my streets. Whatever Lukashenko wants to do to me, just for your information, me, Canada, USA, and many others will retaliate. Stay out of this, please. I mean, just get the hell out of my way before I spill the tea on you (She likes potatoes though, but she's still a vodka puppet).
  • Guyana-icon.png Guyanaball - Thanks for forgiving me son, and again, sorry about 1953, just don't remember that, okay?
  • Inuit-icon.png Inuitball - They won't give me the northwest passage but thanks for not killing my men.
  • Mauritius-icon.png Mauritiusball - One of my strongest sons from the Indian Ocean. Until he doesn't make me let the BIOT go. HE DOESN'T FOLLOW THE CROWN GOD DAMN IT!!! JUST FOLLOW THE DANG CROWN!
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Old ally and close friend. Sorry for your workers being harrassed by my people!
  • Scotland-icon.png Scotlandball - Please don't leave me! Wait, you don't want to? Ok. Don't worry, I'll find a way to relax Brexit.
  • Peru-icon.png Peruball - Sort of like. He's dreaming to be like Japan and he thinks me and my children will die |:|
  • Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball - He's the other bad son. Well, kind of. Sort of. HE DOESN'T FOLLOW THE CROWN GOD DAMN IT!!! Also, a madman who cannot into making me let Akrotiri and Dhekelia go. But my people love to visit it, we need to get out of the bloody weather after all (that's why I need to revive the empire!), so ugh, I'll be on terms with you.
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - He hates China-icon.png Chinaball even though he is his father, for trying to anschluss him I don't care if mainland China was trying to annex you! But gib pho.
  • Iraq-icon.png Iraqball - Son who likes tea. But never forget 1991 you killed and Anschluss My son, but you are ok now. 2003 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!?
  • Uganda-icon.png Ugandaball - An adopted son from Africa who hates homosexuals in which I disapprove. Err... your films are... quite special...?
  • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - He's good, but he was my worst enemy ever since he was the Mongol Empire. Oh, and he has an embassy in London.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - He likes tea like us. Different kind though and we had an alliance back then. Also, thank you for making me the next Pokémon region! BUT WHY DID YOU KILL MY SON? "WHALE" is not "WALES"!
  • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball. You must be Sudan-icon.pngSudan’s son! I’m your grandfather. (Also, I heard that Sudan was the real oil thief... you might want to consider changing your status for the USA, he can't buy your oil...)
  • England-icon.png Englandball - Stop complaining about having no parliament.
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - You are a good friend of mine but I don't recognise the Armenian Genocide because you're a bloody puppet of Russia. And please don't destroy my environment.
  • Wales-icon.png Walesball - If you are doing what I think you are doing with New Zealand-icon.png my daughter...
  • Northern Ireland-icon.png Northern Irelandball - Stop trying to reunite with Ireland-icon.png the other Ireland! Oh wait, you don't want to. Or you do. Make up your mind, son! Also, learn English.
  • Russia-icon.png Vodka - YOU! STOP TERRORISING POLAND, UKRAINE, AND MY SON CANADA! YOU CHINA AND IRAN ARE NO MATCH FOR THE MIGHTY POWER OF NATO! I PROMISE FIRE AND FURY WILL BE YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY! GLORY TO UKRAINE AND EUROMAIDAN! Well, at least we can be friends now because we both hate that EU-icon.png Scumbag... We both remove kebabs together. Wait did I just say that out loud?
  • CSA-icon.png CSAball We were good friends actually, I bought cotton from him, we shared the same Anthem that was next to Bonnie Blue Flag and Dixie, I wanted to help him out, but he had slavery and I was only going to help him if he endecd slavery, but he did not, and I did not wanna help a slave lover.

Enemies

  • EU-icon.png EUball - Forget what I said on the friends list, recently EU is being such a dick! I'm glad Russia's giving you what you deserve, haha
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - LISTED HERE M8, wealready fixed our international relations so stOP CLAIMING THE GODDAMN ISLANDS!!  you weren't even bothered when i got the islands on the year 1833!​​​​​ fReAcKiNg 1833!1!1 SO GIVE ME THE FALKLANDS NOW!!! UK-icon (tangle).png OR ELSE... UK-icon (tangle).png
  • Guatemala-icon.png Guatemalaball - A mischief madman who cannot stop me from protecting Belize-icon.png Belize.
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Psychopathic madman who loves making threats towards my son and cannot stop being nuclear, he has problems. But his poetry is the best...
  • Sealand-icon.png Sealandball - My rightful fort (actually I'm about to recognise you, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE. It's embarrassing!) Also, you ain't recongized.
  • Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - You cannot run youself correctly!! Your not followign the QUEEN!!!!
  • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - Fix your barbaric country, also remove kebab, Assad. But he hates ISIS-icon.png ISISball.
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball and Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - STOP STEALING MY JOBS AND ANNOYING ME YOU MORONS! AND FOLLOW THE CROWN, BECAUSE, IF YOU DON'T, I WILL INVADE YOU!!! THAT'S WHY Poland-icon.png Poland IS MY PLUMBER AND NOT YOU!! (I'm also not sure if Romania is a vampire or not)
  • Northern Cyprus-icon.png Northern Cyprusball - Stop messing with Cyprus, meh, I don't really care if he (Cyprus) doesn't worship the crown...
  • Nazi-icon.png Naziball - Cannot cross the channel. Heh. I'm glad he never invaded me.
  • Liechtenstein-icon.png Liechtensteinball - You stole my National Anthem!  I had it First!
  • Chad-icon.png Chadball - HOW DARE YOU INSULT British Virgin Islands-icon.png MY SON BY CALLING HIM A VIRGIN?! AND ALSO STOP TERRORIZING NorthCarolina-icon.png MY GRANDSON'S EPIC GAMES FANBASE!!!
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - HE HATES USA-icon.png Canada-icon.png Guyana-icon.png Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Four of my Sons and Supports Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball on beleving that the Falklands-icon.png Falkland Islands Are Argentina. Also Juan Guaidó is the real president NOT Nicolás Maduro!! AND IF YOU DARE INVADE Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png MY SON, UK-icon (tangle).png bad things will happen... UK-icon (tangle).png
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - GIVE Heunggong-icon.png MY SON INDEPENDENCE RIGHT NOW!!! AND STOP KILLING Xinjiang-icon (hat).png MUSLIMS!!! UK-icon (tangle).png Or else... UK-icon (tangle).png
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - STOP TRYING TO HACK OUR HOSPITALS WITH RANSOMWARE!! WE HAD TO RESORT TO WRITING IMPORTANT PAPERS INSTEAD OF TYPING THEM, BECAUSE OF YOU (thankfully, I so happened to stop your attack, by accident)!!! The bad one who thinks it's best. A good amount of my men lost their lives because of you during your war. ALSO, STOP TALKING ABOUT NUKES!! REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!!
  • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Why DO YOU SAY I don't support you when you where still a colony of me. i have others sons you know.

******* ****SUCKERS!! (WORST ENEMIES EVER)

  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Now listen here, you jihad kebabface. You've gone far enough. Mass genocide, beheading my men, murdering innocent people, pillaging towns, driving over people, and killing police all in the name of Allah and for a stupid bloody disgrace of a misinterpretation of your beliefs that even fucking Al-Qaeda think you're too bloody violent and now you ATTACKED MY LITTLE Canada-icon.png SON! You want to please Allah, please, let me fucking help with pleasing your God, you JIHAD LOVING WANKSTAINS! REMOVE TERRORISTS!!!  And actually I learned from Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball that your 'jihad' is fake jihad.
  • Jitler - WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!! WHY DID YOU DESTROYING MY GRANDSON'S FLAG!!! AND REFUSE TO APOLOGISE?!!!! DO YOU THINK IT WILL RESOLVE BECAUSE YOU JUST SAW HIS FAMOUS TIKTOKER THAT SHE HAS TATTOO SIMILAR TO JAPANESE EMPIRE FLAG?!!! WORST FUCKING SOUTH KOREAN PERSON EVER I SEE!!!!!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!! IN THIS WORLD!!! WE'RE GONNA REPORT YOU AND YOUR CHANNEL ALSO YOU WILL GET ARRESTED SOON!!!!!!! YOU WILL SEE, OLD CHAP!!!!! ALSO, I WILL GET EVEN MORE MAD IF YOU TRY TO RUIN MY Heunggong-icon.png BEST SON'S FLAG!!! 
  • Coronavirus-icon.png Coronavirus - AH YOU FUCKING LITTLE VIRUS!!! YOU HURT MY TOURISM!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!! THE NHS WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR. REMOVE VIRUS! REMOVE VIRUS! REMOVE THEM M8S!!!!!!
  • Teen Titans Go! - YOU ****ING RACISTS HOW ****ING DARE YOU MAKE A ****ING EPISODE ABOUT ROBIN BEING RACIST TOWARDS THE BRITISH PEOPLE AND MADE OUR QUEEN LOOK EVIL I ****ING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOUR CANCEROUS ****** *** SHOW GETS CANCELLED SOON REGULAR TEEN TITANS IS WAY BETTER YOU WANKER!
  • Zamba.png Zamba from Mundo Zamba - YUO ARGENTINIAN CHILD, WHY DO YUO SAY FALKLANDS ARE ARGENTINA'S CLAY?! STOP SAYING MALVINAS ARGENTINAS LIKE THAT STUFF!!! FALKLANDS WILL BE BRITISH FOREVER!!!!

 

Abilities

  • Ruling the waves.
  • Sipping tea, A LOT of tea.
  • Evacuating all of London when a snowflake hits the ground.
  • Stabbing people.
  • In antiquity - Delivering rapid musket volleys to the poor enemies he faces (often Franceball, and Earthball) then charging in with bayonets.
  • In antiquity - Maintaining the largest and best navy in the world (this enabled UKball to rule the waves).
  • Stabbing more people.
  • Owning Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon.png Akrotiri and Dhekelia (Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball doesn't know what I'm talking about).
  • Owning the British Indian Ocean Territory-icon.png Chagos Archipelago (Mauritius-icon.png Mauritiusball and Seychelles-icon.png Seychellesball don't know what I'm talking about).
  • Owning the Falklands-icon.png Falklands (Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball doesn't know what I'm talking about, even though France-icon.png Franceball colonised it first).
  • Owning Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltar (Spain-icon.png Spainball doesn't know what I'm talking about).
  • Owning Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kong (The China-icon.png Taiwan-icon.png two Chinese brothers don't know what I'm talking about)
  • Free healthcare (Obamacare as others would like to call it).
  • Wearing kilts.
  • Stabbing more people.
  • Wearing top hats. with Scotland-icon.png Scotland
  • Leaving the EU-icon.png EU (and hating to do it).
  • Drinking beer.
  • removing kebab.
  • shouting order (by england and john bercow)
  • Getting drunk

How to draw

This is how to draw UKball:


  1. Draw the typical circle with a blue background.
  2. Draw a white cross like this: (--|--)
  3. Draw another white cross like this: (><)
  4. Repeat steps 2 and 3, but with less wide lines and in red.
  5. Draw a black top hat
  6. Draw the eyes and a monocle and you've finished!

Gallery

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