Ukraineball (Ukrainian: Україна) is a countryball living in Eastern Europe. Ukraineball borders Russiaball to the east, Belarusball to the north, Polandball, Slovakiaball, and Hungaryball to the west, and Moldovaball and Romaniaball to the south. The country is divided into 24 oblasts, disputably one autonomous region being Crimeaball, and two cities with special status being Ukraineball’s capital Kyivball, as well as Sevastopolball(?), giving them a total area of 603 628 square kilometers, making her the 45th largest country in the world, as well as the third-largest countryball in the entire European Continent, behind Franceball. As of 2018, Ukraineball maintains a population of about 42.2 million inhabitants.
Due to being a relatively new country, Ukraineball hasn't been able to join that many international organizations. Ukraineball does however still maintain membership in the United Nations like every other country. She is currently trying to enter EUball and NATOball, but due to Ukraineball’s fighting with their brother Russiaball, it is highly unlikely.
Ukraineball is often seen as that one new girl in school that always tries to be peaceful but ends up getting in constant fights and arguments out of their own will. While Ukraineball has tried to fit in with the rest of the world, Russiaball has been pulling at her strings, forcing Ukraineball to engage in crazy street fights.
Ukraineball’s national day is August 24th, .
The first form of Ukraineball was Kyivan Rusball, but was later occupied by Mongol Empireball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. Zaporozhian Cossacks started a rebellion against Poland-Lithuaniaball and later, the Tsardom of Russiaball annexed the cossackball state and became the Russian Empireball. However, western parts of Ukraineball were part of Austria-Hungaryball. After fall of the Russian Empireball, Ukraineball became independent for some time but later was conquered again by the Sovok. Together with some other states, they formed the Red empire. Russiaball and Ukraineball were friends. Ukraineball was then occupied by the Nazis in WW2. USSRball, with Ukraineball, defeated the 3rd Reichball and liberated Ukraineball. In 1986 when Ukraineball was part of the Soviet Unionball, Ukraineball’s nuclear power plant exploded and was known as Chornobyl Disaster. It did more harm to Belarusball than Ukraineball. Ukraineball managed to escape from Soviet Unionball on 24 August 1991.
The modern history of Ukraine
Since Ukraineball’s independence, Ukraineball had two revolutions. One in 2004, the Orange Revolution, and the (Euro) Maidan one in 2014.
Recently, Ukraineball has passed a new Law about Education which included obligatory learning of Ukrainian language. Her neighbours weren't so proud of it, with Russiaball being the most enraged because of it.
Ukraineball is facing criticism over the death of Zakharchenko, the rebellious leader of self-proclaimed Donetsk who died from an explosion at a cafe "Separ".
Volodymyr Zelenskiy, the new President of Ukraine, visited Canadaball.
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- Azerbaijanball- A member of GUAM, someone who understands me and supports me dearly. Has a peacekeeping force in my area
- Balticballs - Great comrades who have peacekeeping forces in my area. Has a great relationship with me.
- Canadaball- Boyfriend, also first to recognize me! He also has the 3rd largest Ukrainian population after me and
bullyRussiaball. He helps train my troops and supply me with financial and military aid. You are my ideal and beloved friend who has beautiful Canadian girls to influence my Cossack men. Without you, I would not have survived a day against Russiaball. Chrystia Freeland is my favourite Canadian who speaks my beautiful language. Canadaball, you are one of a kind. The arrest of Meng Wanzhou is a good sign of your defence as I will keep mine on track with this Vodka dude who is complaining and raging at you! I feel bad for you after Chinaball sentenced a BC man to death. Kyiv Mapping and Canadian Mapping are good friends in YouTube. Thank you Trudeau and Freeland for your twittter speech! Your officially my best friend and lover. Zelenskyi first trip is to Canada especially Toronto!..
- Greeceball - Best Friend, recognized me in 1991, since then we have been great friends!
- Croatiaball - One of my best brothers who managed to earn 2nd place in FIFA world cup. Thanks for saying Slava Ukrayini during the game Vida! You impressed me. I feel shocked seeing you get destroyed by Franceball.
- EUball - I applied for your union dearly. I would love to replace my Hryvnya with the Euro please.
- Finlandball - A beautiful country who recognizes me and understands me. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Good job fighting in the Winter War.
- Georgiaball - A member of GUAM who is also my best friend. We help each other economically, and hates Vodka for occupying our territories.
- Germanyball - My great German friend who is my important economic and military partner.
- Hong Kongball - calls Crimea Ukrainian. GLORY TO HONG KONG!!!!
- NATOball -Thanks for the peacekeeping force. Now the insurgents won't gain a single foot in our territory. I appreciate you dearly particularly Canadaball.
- Pakistanball - Is a good friend of mine and I give him my T-84s and he gives me economic aid.
- Bhutanball - Another South Asian friend. Recognizes Crimeaball as my clay. Also removes Vodka.
- Turkeyball - A honourable Turkish state who has a great relationship with me. Thanks for the bilateral agreements.
- Japanball - Has good cars.
- Philippinesball - Friends since 2018 but please remove Duterte. He changed your position by recognizing Crimeaball as Russiaball's instead of my territory. You abstained? We'll I hope it stays that way. You are also better than this Useless crap that support Vodka's presence in Crimea and his annexation as well the ramming incident. He is also the step-son of my cousin so he would be my nephew
- USAball - A powerful nation who understands me. He has a great military presence in my area, now Zelenskyi is in New York, GIB WEAPONS AND MILITARY SUPPORT!, also thanks for training my country!
- UKball - Father of USAball, Canadaball and Hong Kongball. He has great tea, and he hates Russiaball.
- Liberiaball and Palauball - USAball's sons that support me on Crimeaball. They both hate Russiaball so we're fine.
- South Koreaball - The best Korea. She recognizes Crimea as my clay. Even though she became friends with Russia, we're both friends of burger.
- Somaliaball - Another African country that supports me on Crimeaball. But the only problem is that on May 2, 2009, he captured a Greek ship with a Ukrainian crew. But he's of fine. He is probably my best African friend because he is very loyal to me on Crimeaball unlike these useless crap.
- Argentinaball, Botswanaball, Democratic Republic of the Congoball, UAEball, and Uruguayball - More friends.
- Boliviaball - Thank you for cutting ties with Russiaball and supporting USAball. You are pretty much better than your old self, since You supported me on Crimea.
Neutral/Нейтральні відносини (Frenemies/Френемі)
- Moldovaball - We are good trading parteners that give each other economic privileges. Instead of giving areas to you (which will harm my reputation), you are welcome to the black sea for cooperation. Also member of GUAMball. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my area! Please don't befriend RUSSIA! (Or i will be screwed)
- Romaniaball - We both hate Russiaball and can into friends but can you please talk to me about your canal. I want to see the canal. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my areas! He also recognizes Crimeaball as being part of my clay!
- Italyball - He hates EUball and Germanyball and he likes Russiaball but at least he supports me on Crimeaball.
- Polandball - Gratulacje Polandball! Happy 100th anniversary. Lets be awesome hussars and hope we get beautiful children XOXO. I will protect you from Russia if he wants to intervene over the Huawei crisis. But please stop complaining about Wołyń, Lwów, Stanisławów and Tarnopol. I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! Blame Russia for all this :(. We must protect each other. I still want to marry you because of Hej Sokoly
- Hungaryball - I'm sorry for mistreating your people in our land but this is because of my Russian counterpart who abused me for a long time. But please stop calling me a kurwa. AND ZAKARPATTYABALL IS MINE NOT YOURS!.
- Brazilball - A wild nation who has a ok relationship with me. Please establish better relationship with me. You may be part of BRICSbrick, but at least you don't recognize Crimea as part of Russia.
- Afghanistanball - I understand your wild past during the 1970s till now. Be friends with me please.
- Malaysiaball - Yuo're cool dude, but I don't stold flag of the Perlisball! And I don't crush yuo're Boing. He is Philippinesball's brother too.
- Saudi Arabiaball - He does not recognize Crimeaball as part of Russiaball BUT WHY DO YOU HATE CANADABALL AND CHRYSTIA FREELAND??? At least we both hate Iranball.
- Iraqball - Just like Syriaball and Iranball, he is a Vodka lover but at least you are not a Vodka ally and you do not recognize Crimeaball as part of Russiaball. He is also friends with some Burger allies (especially Australiaball, Japanball, and South Koreaball).
- Serbiaball - Stop supporting Vodka or I'll change my status! Also you're my Slavic bro dude. (Serbia is South Slavic and Ukraine is East Slavic).
- Belarusball - Sister. She wondered why I betrayed him. I only betrayed Russiaball because he stole Crimeaball. At least you did not steal any clay. You are OK. Please stop supporting Russiaball and abstain instead so that we can become better siblings. (Belarus and Ukraine are East Slavic.)
- Kosovoball - Despite I don't recognize you, I like you because you also hates Russiaball.
- Bulgariaball - Many Bulgarians live in my clay, stop being friends with Russiaball or I'll be not your friend! At lest he recognizes Crimea as mine.
- Algeriaball - As Started above, You are friend with Vodka, which is similar to Those Sluts, but thankfully, You don't recognize Crimea as Vodka's clay, and not even as my clay
- Coronavirus - SCREW YOU WUHAN!!! YOU INFECTED BELARUS AND ITALY ALREADY!! YOU INFECTED ALL OF ME!! NAY TEBE SHLYAKH TRAFYT!!
- Burundiball, Cambodiaball, Eritreaball, Tajikistanball, South Sudanball, Myanmarball, Laosball and Uzbekistanball - stop recognizing Crimea as part of Russia, you poor beggers. You guys please visit Kyiv more!!!
- Armeniaball - Friends with Russia and recognizes Crimea as Russian clay, and end the war with Azerbaijan.
- Venezuelaball, Nicaraguaball, Cubaball, Syriaball, Sudanball, North Koreaball, and Zimbabweball - More slaves of Russiaball, They recognize Crimeaball as a part of Russiaball. Stop it!!!
- Iranball - YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU SHOT DOWN MY BOEING 737 killing my crew and 63 CANADIANS!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT HUH? NOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE DEALING WITH YOU! CANADA IS UPSET BECAUSE OF YOU! SINCE HE HAS TO RELY ON AMERICAN AND UKRAINIAN AID DUE TO NO RELATIONS BETWEEN CANADA AND IRAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY HUH?! I VOW TO FIND OUT WHICH IRANIAN DID IT!! ALSO FUCK YOU FOR SPREADING COVID-19 TO EUROPE!! Well I accepted your apology then. But I WILL NOT NEVER FORGET!!!
- Crimeaball - Was annexed against his will. Russiaball is responsible for this not him. I don't blame him. Come back to me soon.......
- Donetsk People's Republicball - The death of Alexander Zakharchenko is your doing. You are responsible for your own sake. Смерть Александра Захарченко - это твоя работа. Вы несете ответственность за себя. Смерть Олександра Захарченка - це твоя робота. Ви несете відповідальність за себе. DUMBases!
- Indiaball, Chinaball, and South Africaball - You need to give me more bilateral relationships. Update your agreements please. Also Crimeaball belongs to me, not Russiaball. Знищити цеглу БРІЦС! Найгірший альянс!
- Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyzstanball, and Ugandaball - They recognize the Crimean "Referendum" which is pretty ugly.
- Luhansk People's Republicball - Using a communist sign huh? Who are you anyway?
- Russiaball - My brother. We are really complicated on our relationship. At first he gifted me Crimeaball and we were friends during the soviet years. But after the USSRball’s collapse he hasn’t been the same. He took Crimeaball in 2014, even though he promised me not too take any of my land if I have him his nukes back (WHICH I DID), and has previously attacked me. But thanks to France who mediated our relationship, we no longer have bloodshed in Donetsk and Luhansk. Please let me reunify the region under my control. Putin we have an agreement please leave me alone and restore our friendship ok? We are Slavs and that's what we are supposed to do!!! Also stop calling me a Nazi.
- Transnistriaball - Communist riverline area which used to be part of me until the Soviets named it the Moldovan Autonomous Area during the 1920s, then stole Romanias area and proclaimed it Moldovaball. She then but left her in 1990s, started a war and became friends with the Russians and started blaming me and Moldovaball for the trouble.
- Soviet Unionball - Well thanks for giving me Crimeaball originally. Look what happened after you gifted Crimeaball to me. Had it not been you. Russiaball would not have been doing this. Also yuo of starvings my people back in 1932. NEVER COME BACK! I HATE YOU. P.S IF REICHTANGLE KILLS RUSSIA. I WILL CELEBRATE. I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS!
- Nazi Germanyball - You may have fought against the Soviets but I still hate you for the war crimes you committed and the anti Slavic sentiment you had.
- Mexicoball - You hate me just because you are the dino killer?
- Vladimir Putin - YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INVADE ME I DIDN'T DO SHIT TO PISS YOU OFF! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRIES YOU BASTARD! YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO ALL SLAVS IN THE WORLD!!!!!
How to draw
Draw Ukraineball is very simple:
- Draw a circle
- Then draw a blue/yellow stripe in centre then colour flag.
- Put eyes and you're finished.
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|Oblasts||Cherkasy Oblastball • Chernihiv Oblastball • Chernivtsi Oblastball • Dnipropetrovsk Oblastball • Donetsk Oblastball • Ivano-Frankivsk Oblastball • Rivne Oblastball • Kirovohrad Oblastball • Kyiv Oblastball • Luhansk Oblastball • Lviv Oblastball • Mykolayiv Oblastball • Odessa Oblastball • Poltava Oblastball • Sumy Oblastball • Ternopil Oblastball • Vinnytsya Oblastball • Volyn Oblastball • Kharkiv Oblastball • Kherson Oblastball • Khmelnytskyi Oblastball • Zakarpattya Oblastball • Zaporizhzhya Oblastball • Zhytomyr Oblastball|
|Cities||Kyivball • Chornobylball • Sevastopolball|
|Insurgencies||Novorossiaball ( Donetsk People's Republicball • Luhansk People's Republicball)|
|Former entities||2ball • Slavsball • Kyivan Rusball • Ukrainian People's Republicball • Free Territoryball • Nazi Ukraineball • Ukrainian National Committeeball • Soviet Unionball ( Ukrainian SSRball)|
|West Slavs||Czechiaball • Polandball • Slovakiaball|
|East Slavs||Belarusball • Donetsk People's Republicball • Luhansk People's Republicball • Russiaball • Ukraineball|
|South Slavs||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball • Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball • Serbiaball • Sloveniaball|
|Non-Independent Slavs||Carpathian Rutheniaball • Moraviaball • Kashubiaball • Goraniball • Sorbsball • Lemkoball • Liberlandball|
|Historical Slavs||Slavsball • Kyivan Rusball • Kingdom of Polandball • Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball • Great Moraviaball • Grand Duchy of Muscovyball • Tsardom of Russiaball • Russian Empireball • Czechoslovakiaball • Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball • Soviet Unionball • Yugoslaviaball • Novorossiaball|
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