Relations and opinions
He basically saved me against the invader
Creater of Invader (You have created an asshole (Wait minute he create me too))
YUO WITHDREW YUOR RECOGNITION??
Russian puppet (sometimes)
Please come back... (not really)
Something not real
REMOVE KEBAB!!! (Maybe. I am not really a kebab remover, though.)
Beggars on Maintenence of Russia
Another flag stealer
vodka comrade (Sometimes)
Franceball (She Knocked me out in EUFA qualiffication 2022, 7-1 NEVER FORGET!!)
Is of importants
Can into space?
Due to being a relatively new countryball, Ukraineball hasn't been able to join that many international organizations. However, Ukraineball does still maintain membership in the United Nationsball like every other countryball. He is currently trying to enter EUball and NATOball, but due to Ukraineball’s fighting with their neighbour Russiaball, it is highly unlikely.
Ukraineball is often seen as that one new boy in school that always tries to be peaceful, but ends up getting in constant fights and arguments out of their own will. While Ukraineball has tried to fit in with the rest of the world, Russiaball has been pulling at his strings, forcing Ukraineball to engage in crazy street fights
The first form of Ukraineball was Kyivan Rusball, but was later occupied by Mongol Empireball and later by the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. Zaporozhian Cossacks started a rebellion against Poland-Lithuaniaball and later, the Tsardom of Russiaball annexed the Cossackrawr state and became the Russian Empireball. However, western parts of Ukraineball were part of Austria-Hungaryball. After fall of the Russian Empireball, Ukraineball became independent for some time, but later was conquered again by the Sovok. Together with some other states, they formed the Red empire. Russiaball and Ukraineball were friends. Ukraineball was then occupied by the Nazis in WW2 and was turned into the Reichskommissariatball. USSRball, with Ukraineball, defeated the 3rd Reichball and liberated Ukraineball. In 1986, when Ukraineball was still part of the Soviet Unionball, Ukraineball’s nuclear power plant exploded and was known as Chornobyl disaster, which did more harm to Belarusball than Ukraineball. Ukraineball managed to escape from Soviet Unionball on 24 August 1991.
The modern history of Ukraine
Recently, Ukraineball has passed a new law about education that included obligatory learning of Ukrainian language. His neighbours weren't so proud of it, with Russiaball being the most enraged because of it.
Ukraineball is facing criticism over the death of Zakharchenko, the rebellious leader of self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republicball who died from an explosion at a cafe "Separ".
Volodymyr Zelenskiy, the new President of Ukraineball, visited Canadaball.
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- Canadaball - BEST THERE IS IN THE WORLD! Also first to recognize me! He also has the 3rd largest Ukrainian population after me and
bullyRussiaball. He helps train my troops and supply me with financial and military aid. You are my ideal and beloved friend who has beautiful Canadian girls to influence my Cossack men. Without you, I would not have survived a day against Russiaball. Chrystia Freeland is my favourite Canadian who speaks my beautiful language and a surprise. Canadaball, you are one of a kind. The arrest of Meng Wanzhou is a good sign of your defense as I will keep mine on track with this Vodka dude who is complaining and raging at you! I feel bad for you after Chinaball sentenced a BC man to death. Kyiv Mapping and Canadian Mapping are good friends in YouTube. Thank you Trudeau and Freeland for your Twitter speech! Your officially my best friend and lover. Zelenskyi first trip is to Canada especially Toronto!.. CHRYSTIA FREELAND IS DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER?!!! (HEARTS BURST IN UKRAINE'S EYES) YES! YES! YES! BEST! But I feel sorry that you have to put up with ThatVeganTeacher. I'm glad that stupid karen got IP banned from TikTok.
- Swedenball - Thanks of hosting Eurovision 2016! My Jamala is of winning it! Shvetsiya too recognizes MY Crimeaball as mine son.
- Azerbaijanball - A member of GUAM, someone who understands me and supports me dearly. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Congratulations on regaining Karabakh. I totally endorse you.
- Balticballs - Great comrades who have peacekeeping forces in my area. You all have a great relationship with me.
- Greeceball - Best friend, recognized me in 1991, since then we have been great friends!
- Croatiaball - One of my best brothers who managed to earn 2nd place in FIFA world cup. Thanks for saying Slava Ukrayini during the game Vida! You impressed me. I feel shocked seeing you get destroyed by Franceball.
- EUball - I applied for your union dearly. I would love to replace my Hryvnia with the Euro please.
- Finlandball - A beautiful country who recognizes me and understands me. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Good job fighting in the Winter War, defeating bully.
- Georgiaball - A member of GUAM who is also my best friend. We help each other economically, and hates Vodka for occupying our territories.
- Germanyball - My great German friend who is my important economic and military partner.
- NATOball - Thanks for the peacekeeping force. Now the insurgents won't gain a single foot in our territory. I appreciate you dearly particularly Canadaball.
- Bhutanball - Another South Asian friend. Recognizes Crimeaball as my clay. Also wanted removes Vodka.
- Turkeyball - A honourable Turkish state who has a great relationship with me. Thanks for the bilateral agreements.
- Taras Kul - He is the best Ukrainian and not a Russian Youtuber that's better than 5-Mins-Crafts might as well.
Plus, Troom Troom is better than 5-Mins-Crafts. It's made in Ukraine.Great videos.
- Japanball - She has good cars, video games
- Polandball - Gratulacje Polandball! Happy 100th anniversary! Let's be an awesome hussars and we hope we get beautiful children XOXO. I will protect you from Russia if he wants to intervene over the Huawei crisis. But please stop complaining about Wołyń, Lwów, Stanisławów and Tarnopol. I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! Blame Russiaball for all this. :( We must protect each other. I still want to unite with you because of Hej Sokoly.
- Kazakhbrick - You like peace and defense huh? Well you can be my friend... Still hoping for you to drop recognition of Crimeaball as Russiaball's.. But sure.
- Philippinesball - Friends since 2018 but please remove Duterte. He changed your position by recognizing Crimeaball as Russiaball's instead of my territory. You abstained? Well I hope it stays that way. You are also better than this Useless crap that support Vodka's presence in Crimeaball and his annexation as well the ramming incident. She is also the step-daughter of my cousin so she would be my niece.
- USAball - A powerful nation who understands me. He has a great military presence in my area, now Zelenskyi is in New York, GIB WEAPONS AND MILITARY SUPPORT! Also thanks for training my country! but Your Son hates me and you should teach him.
- UKball - Father of USAball, Canadaball and Hong Kongball. He has great tea, and he also hates Russiaball.
- Liberiaball and Palauball - USAball's sons that support me on Crimeaball. They both hate *I don't wanna say* as we're fine.
- South Koreaball - Even though she became friends with Russia, we're both friends of burger and she likes my products very much. But she may be kinda angry at me for supplying rocket engines for North Koreaball's nuclear missiles.
- Argentinaball, Botswanaball, DRCball, UAEball, and Uruguayball - More friends.
- Mexicoball - You have a fair tourist location.
- Australiaball - He of becomings good friends with me, but AUSTRALIA CANNOT INTO QUALIFY OF GRAND FINAL FOR FIRST TIME!! UKRAINE ONLY COUNTRY OF PERFECT QUALIFY. XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA. At least we gib 12 points to them, so we of good
- Israelcube - We both got holocausted by the Nazis in World War 2 and we helped you in Arab-Israeli War when I was a USSR. Thanks for recognizing Crimeaball as mine and I hate Palestineball because he is a vodka & satay puppet.
- Icelandball - Good friend. The only problem with you is that you became friends with Russia.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Although he is a Russian bootlicker, he does not recognize Crimeaball as Russia. At least we both hate Iranball. He also apologizes to me for hating Chrystia Freeland. He is now fine with Canadaball.
- Taiwanball - We have common enemies. Also recognizing Crimeaball as mine. However I am having troubles getting diplomatically accredited to him as my only was is through stupid vodka. I HATE VODKA!!! FUCK YOU, I WILL OPEN REPRESENTATIVE OFFICE MYSELF!!!
- Vietnamball - good trading partner. We both hate wall maker and you recognise Crimeaball as Ukraine. But why you like Rus? Oh, it's because they were Soviet Union. But Kazakh was last to leave!
Neutral/Нейтральні відносини (Frenemies/Френемі)
- Moldovaball - We are good trading partners that give each other economic privileges. Instead of giving areas to you (which will harm my reputation), you are welcome to the Black Sea for cooperation. Also member of GUAMball. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my area! Their previous president was a Russophile! glad he gone and also their New President Sandu is visiting me at the start of next year. She also supports me on Crimeaball.
- Rohingyaball - Stop supporting Cataloniaball and hating my friend Israelcube and I know we both hate Myanmarball.
- Romaniaball - We both hate Russiaball and can into friends but can you please talk to me about your canal. I want to see the canal. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my areas! He also recognizes Crimeaball as being part of my clay!
- Indonesiaball - He is Vodka comrade. He has his own embassy in my clay, me and you like his culture and my own 5th President, and he always help me on one important thing. I'm glad you support me and recognized Crimeaball as part of my clay.
- Italyball - He hates EUball and Germanyball and he likes Russiaball, but at least he supports me on Crimeaball. By the way, thank you for liking our Eurovision 2021 entry! Yours deserved victory too!
- Tunisiaball - 1-0 I defeat you, but stop hating Spain, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Israel and Azerbaijanball. Also, stop supporting Palestineball or else, I will never be your friend. Anyways, thanks for recognizing Crimeaball as my clay.
- Hungaryball & Slovakiaball - I'm sorry for mistreating your people in our land but this is because of my Russian counterpart who abused me for a long time. But please stop calling me a kurwa. AND ZAKARPATTIABALL IS MINE NOT YOURS! At least you recognize Crimea as mine, so thanks.
- Brazilball - A wild nation who has a fine relationship with me. Please establish better relationship with me. You may be a member of the PRICKS, but at least you don't recognize Crimea as part of Russia.
I will not come to Brazil, ХАХАХАХАХАХАХА!
- Afghanistanball - I understand your wild past during the 1970s till now. Be friends with me please.
- Malaysiaball - Yuo're cool dude, but I don't steal flag of your son Perlisball! And I don't crush yuor Boeing. He is Philippinesball's brother too and please stop supporting Palestineball ok.
- Iraqball - Just like Syriaball and Iranball, he is a Vodka lover but at least you are not a Vodka ally and you do not recognize Crimeaball as part of Russiaball. He is also friends with some Burger allies (especially Australiaball, Japanball, and South Koreaball).
- Serbiaball - Stop supporting Vodka or otherwise, I'll change my status! Also you're my Slavic bro dude. (Serbia is South Slavic and Ukraine is East Slavic). And by the way, Verka Serduchka is better than Marija Šerifović and should've won Eurovision instead of her! but heard about Crimeaball calling Vojvodinaball Hungarian. And I'm sorry for booing your anthem.
- Belarusball - Slavic sister.
Also Russiaball's puppet.She wondered why I betrayed him. I only betrayed Russiaball because he stole Crimeaball. At least you did not steal any clay of mine. You are OK. Please stop supporting Russiaball and abstain it instead so that we can become better siblings. (Belarus and Ukraine are East Slavic.)
- Crimeaball - Was annexed against his will. Russiaball is responsible for this not him. I don't blame him. Come back to me soon...
- Kosovoball - Despite I don't recognize you, I like you because you also hates Russiaball.
- Bulgariaball - Many Bulgarians live in my clay, mostly in my Odesa and Zaporizhzhia oblasts, but stop being friends with Russiaball or I'll be not your friend! At least he recognizes Crimea as mine.
- Algeriaball - As stated above, you are friends with Vodka, which is similar to those sluts, but thankfully, you don't recognize Crimea as Vodka's clay.
- Spainball - 0-4 NEVER FORGET! But is fine because you recognize Crimeaball as mine and we both hate South Africaball. I even don't support Cataloniaball's Independence but stop hating Albaniaball!
- Albaniaball - Am sorry for not recognizing Kosovoball, but why did you kick Taiwanball in UN on 1971? But at least we both hate Iranball.
- Armeniaball - Friends with Russia and recognizes Crimea as Russian clay. I feel bad for you, but at least we both got betrayed by vodka.
- Netherlandsball - You're very much a vodka lover, but at least you recognize Crimeaball as my clay. (I guess)
- Leipzigball - Flag stealer!!! At least you are part of Germanyball.
- Pakistanball - Is a good friend of mine and I give him my T-84s and he gives me economic aid. But I partly hate him because he is a Vodka puppet.
- Burundiball, Cambodiaball, Eritreaball, Tajikistanball, South Sudanball, Myanmarball, Laosball and Uzbekistanball - Please stop recognizing Crimeaball as part of Russiaball, you poor beggars!
- Venezuelaball, Nicaraguaball, Cubaball, Icelandball, Syriaball, Sudanball, North Koreaball, and Zimbabweball - More slaves of Russiaball and they recognize Crimeaball as a part of Russiaball. Stop it!
- Somaliaball - Why did you withdraw your recognition?!!
- Iranball - ТИ СУЧИЙ СИН! ТИ ЗБИВ МІЙ БОЇНГ 737, вбивши мій екіпаж і 63 КАНАДЦЯ!! ЧОМУ ТИ ЦЕ ЗРОБИВ? ТЕПЕР МИ ТАКЕ З ТОБОЮ ЗРОБИМО! КАНАДА ЗАБЕЗПЕЧЕНА ЗА ТЕБЕ! Оскільки йому доводиться покладатися на допомогу Америки та України через відсутність стосунків між Канадою та Іраном, що ти повинен сказати?! Я ОБОВ'ЯЗУЮ ДІЗНАТИСЯ, ЯКИЙ ІРАНЕЦЬ ЦЕ ЗРОБИВ!! ТАКОЖ, ДЯКУЮ, ЩО ТИ ПОШИРЮЄШ COVID-19 В ЄВРОПУ!! Well I accepted your apology then BUT I WILL NOT NEVER FORGET IT!!!
- Donetsk People's Republicball - (are you even real?) The death of Alexander Zakharchenko is your doing. You are responsible for your own sake. Смерть Олександра Захарченка - це твоя робота. Ви несете відповідальність за себе. DUMBases!
- Palestineball - I used to recognize you, but now you are a Russian puppet. Also a fake country who recognize Crimeaball as Russian clay! so go back to Israelcube then!
At least he doesn't know I hate him o wait i think he does
- Indiaball, Chinaball, and South Africaball - You need to give me more bilateral relationships. Update your agreements please. Also Crimeaball belongs to me, not Russiaball. Знищити цеглу БРІКС! Найгірший альянс!
- Kyrgyzstanball and Ugandaball - They recognize the Crimean "Referendum", which is pretty ugly and stupid.
- Omanball - Crimea is mine yuo Creeper oh man Russian puppet!!
- Luhansk People's Republicball - Using a communist sign, huh? Who are you anyway?.
- Acehball - CRIMEABALL BELONGS mine!! yuo Indonesian Vodka Puppet!!
- Russiaball - My
little sonneighbor. We are really complicated in our relationship. At first, he gave me thirsty Crimeaball and we were friends during the Soviet years. After the USSRball’s collapse, I gave him his nukes back and he promised does not to take any of my lands. But after all of these years of friendship and cooperation, he attacked me! (But now I know your true form and you are not my brother anymore!!!) He took Crimeaball in 2014 I'm glad that Crimean Referendum is illegal by the world,and has previously started a War in the Donnbass. Yes, I tired. But PLEASE give me Crimea back and f*ck off.
- Transnistriaball - Communist riverline area which used to be part of me until the Soviets named it the Moldovan Autonomous Area during the 1920s, then stole Romania's area and proclaimed it Moldovaball. She then but left her in 1990s, started a war, became friends with the Russians, and started blaming me and Moldovaball for the trouble. YEAH, WE DON'T WANT YOU IN OUR COUNTRY! I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING YOU IN!! >:)
- Soviet Unionball - Well, thanks for giving me Crimeaball originally. Now look what happened after you gifted him to me. Had it not been you. Russiaball would not have been doing this. Also, yuo of starvings my people back in 1932!
- Nazi Germanyball - You may have fought against the Soviets, but I still hate you for the war crimes you committed and the anti-Slavic sentiment you had. Enjoy your stay in hell FUCKER!
HuiloPutin - YOU UNETHICAL PRESIDENT! HOW DARE YOU INVADE ME WHILE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? YOU WANT MY ATTENTION?! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BE THE NICEST SLAV IN THE WORLD AND SHOW OFF MY BILINGUALISM IN UKRAINIAN AND RUSSIAN AND BE BETTER THAN YOU!!!
- ISISball - HAHAHA! YOU WILL BE DEAD BY MY FRIENDS! REMOVE JIHAD!!!!!
- Western Saharaball - Yuo are a part of Moroccoball AND THAT'S FINAL!!
- Gaddafiball - AM GLAD YOU'RE DEAD VODKA PUPPET! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!
- Nikocado Avocado - BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? YUO ARE NOT A REAL MUKBANGER YUO JUST WANT TO BE FAT AND YUO THINK YUO OF SKINNY!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK YUO ARE 99.3% UKRAINIAN I HOPE MY PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE LIKE YUO!!
How to draw
Drawing Ukraineball is very simple:
- Draw a circle
- Then draw a blue/yellow stripe in centre then colour flag.
- Put eyes and you're finished.
| Commonwealth of |
||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Belarusball • Kazakhbrick • Kyrgyzstanball • Moldovaball • Russiaball • Tajikistanball • Uzbekistanball|
|Former Members||Georgiaball • Ukraineball (Observer)|
|West Slavs||Czechiaball • Polandball • Slovakiaball|
|East Slavs||Belarusball • Donetsk People's Republicball • Luhansk People's Republicball • Russiaball • Ukraineball|
|South Slavs||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball • Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball • Serbiaball • Sloveniaball|
|Non-Independent Slavs||Carpathian Rutheniaball • Moraviaball • Kashubiaball • Goraniball • Sorbsball • Lemkoball •|
|Historical Slavs||Slavsball • Kyivan Rusball • Kingdom of Polandball • Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball • Great Moraviaball • Grand Duchy of Muscovyball • Tsardom of Russiaball • Russian Empireball • Czechoslovakiaball • Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball • Soviet Unionball • Yugoslaviaball • Novorossiaball|
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