Ukraineball is a countryball living in Eastern Europe. Ukraineball borders Russiaball to the East, Belarusball to the North, Polandball, Slovakiaball, and Hungaryball to the West, and Moldovaball and Romaniaball to the South. The country is divided into 24 oblasts, disputably one autonomous region being Crimeaball, and two cities with special status being Ukraineball’s capital Kievball, as well as Sevastopolball(?), giving them a total area of 233,062 square miles, making them the 45th largest country in the world, as well as the third-largest countryball in the entire European Continent, behind Franceball. As of 2018, Ukraineball maintains a population of about 42.2 million inhabitants.
Due to being a relatively new country, Ukraineball hasn't been able to join that many international organizations. Ukraineball does however still maintain membership in the United Nations like every other country. He is currently trying to enter EUball and NATOball, but due to Ukraineball’s fighting with their brother Russiaball, it is highly unlikely.
Ukraineball is often seen as that one new kid in school that always tries to be peaceful, but ends up getting in constant fights and arguments out of their own will. While Ukraineball has tried to fit in with the rest of the world, Russiaball has been pulling at their strings, forcing Ukraineball to engage in crazy street fights.
Ukraineball’s national day is August 24th, and their astrological sign is Virgo.
The first form of Ukraineball was Kievan Rusball, but was later occupied by Mongol Empireball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. Zaporozhian Cossacks started a rebellion against Poland-Lithuaniaball and later, the Tsardom of Russiaball annexed the cossackball state and became the Russian Empireball. However, western parts of Ukraineball were part of Austria-Hungaryball. After fall of the Russian Empireball, Ukraineball became independent for some time, but later was conquered again by the Sovok. Together with some other states, their formed the Red empire. Russiaball and Ukraineball were friends. Ukraineball was then occupied by the Nazis in WW2. USSRball, with Ukraineball, defeated the 3rd Reichball and liberated Ukraineball. In 1986 when Ukraineball was part of the Soviet Unionball, Ukraineball’s nuclear power plant exploded and was known as Chernobyl Disaster. It did more harm to Belarusball than Ukraineball. Ukraineball managed to escape from Soviet Unionball on 24 August 1991.
Modern history of Ukraine
Since Ukraineball’s independence, Ukraineball had two revolutions. One in 2004, the Orange Revolution, and the (Euro) Maidan one in 2014.
Recently, Ukraineball has passed a new Law about Education which included obligatory learning of Ukrainian language. His neighbors weren't so proud of it, with Russiaball being the most enraged because of it.
Ukraineball is facing criticism over the death of Zaharchenko, the rebellious leader of self-proclaimed Donetsk who died from a explosion at a cafe2
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- Azerbaijanball- A member of GUAM, someone who understands me and supports me dearly. Has a peacekeeping force in my area
- Balticballs - Great comrades who has peacekeeping forces in my area. Has a great relationship with me.
- Canadaball- First to recognize me! He also has the 3rd largest Ukrainian population after me and
bullyRussiaball. He helps train my troops and supply me with financial and military aid. You are my ideal and beloved friend who has beautiful Canadian girls to influence my Cossack men. Without you, I would not have survived a day against Russiaball. Chrystia Freeland is my favourite Canadian who speaks my beautiful language. Canadaball, you are one of a kind. The arrest of Meng Wanzhou is a good sign of your defence as I will keep mine on track with this Vodka dude who is complaining and raging at you! I feel bad for you after Chinaball sentenced a BC man to death. Kyiv Mapping and Canadian Mapping are good friends in YouTube. Thank you Trudeau and Freeland for your twittter speech! Your officially my best friend. I confess that I have a crush on you..
- Croatiaball - One of my best brothers who managed to earn 2nd place in FIFA world cup. Thanks for saying Slava Ukrayna during the game Vida! You impressed me. I feel shocked seeing you get destroyed by Franceball.
- EUball - I applied for your union dearly. I would love to replace my Hrvynia with the Euro please.
- Finlandball - A beautiful country who recognizes me and understands me. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Good job fighting in the Winter War.
- Georgiaball - A member of GUAM who is also my best friend. We help each other economically, and hates Vodka for occupying our territories.
- Germanyball - My great German friend who is my important economic and military partner.
- NATOball -Thanks for the peacekeeping force. Now the insurgents won't gain a single foot in our territory. I appreciate you dearly particularly Canadaball.
- Pakistanball - Is a good friend of mine and I give him my T-84s and he gives me economic aid..
- Turkeyball - A honourable Turkish state who has a great relationship with me. Thanks for the bilateral agreements.
- USAball - A powerful nation who understands me. He has a great military presence in my area. Thanks for training my country.!
- Liberiaball and Palauball - USAball's sons that support me on Crimeaball. They both hate Russiaball so we're fine.
- Somaliaball - Another African country that supports me on Crimeaball. But the only problem is that on May 2, 2009, he captured a Greek ship with a Ukrainian crew. But he's of fine. He is probably my best African friend because he is very loyal to me on Crimeaball unlike these useless crap.
- Moldovaball - We are good trading parteners that give each other economic privileges BUT HOTIN AND BUDJAK IS OF MINE NOT YUORS! Also member of GUAMball. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my area!
- Romaniaball - We both hate Russiaball and can into friends but LET ME BUILD BYSTROYE CANAL AND NORTHERN BUKOVINABALL IS OF MINE NOT YUORS! Has peacekeeping soldiers in my areas!
- Italyball - He hates EUball and Germanyball and he likes Russiaball but at least he supports me on Crimeaball.
- Polandball - Gratulacje Polandball! Happy 100th anniversary. Lets be awesome hussars and hope we get beautiful children XOXO. I will protect you from Russia if he wants to intervene over the Huawei crisis. But please stop complaining about Wołyń, Lwów, Stanisławów and Tarnopol. Im so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! Blame Russia for all this :(. We must protect each other.
- Hungaryball - I'm sorry for mistreating your people in our land but this is because of my Russian counterpart who abused me for a long time. But please stop calling me a kurwa. AND ZAKARPATTIABALL IS MINE NOT YOURS!
- Philippinesball - Friends since 2018 but please remove Duterte. He changed your position by recognizing Crimeaball as Russiaball's instead of my territory. You abstained? We'll I hope it stays that way. You are also better than this Useless crap that support Vodka's presence in Crimea and his annexation as well the ramming incident.
- Brazilball - A wild nation who has a ok relationship with me. Please establish better relationship with me. You may be part of BRICSbrick, but at least you don't recognize Crimea as part of Russia. We both can into top 2 most beautiful women and we both do not recognize Kosovoball.
- Afghanistanball - I understand your wild past during the 1970s till now. Be friends with me please.
- Malaysiaball - Yuo're cool dude, but I don't stold flag of the Perlisball! And I don't crush yuo're Boing. He is Philippinesball's brother too.
- Saudi Arabiaball - He does not recognize Crimeaball as part of Russiaball BUT WHY DO YOU HATE CANADABALL AND CHRYSTIA FREELAND??? At least we both hate Iranball.
- Iraqball - Just like Syriaball and Iranball, he is a Vodka lover but at least you are not a Vodka ally and you do not recognize Crimeaball as part of Russiaball. He is also friends with some Burger allies (especially Australiaball, Japanball, and South Koreaball).
- Serbiaball - Sure, I support you on Kosovo , but stop supporting Vodka or I'll change my status! Also you're my Slavic bro dude. (Serbia is South Slavic and Ukraine is East Slavic).
- Belarusball - Brother. He wondered why I betrayed him. I only betrayed Russiaball because he stole Crimeaball. At least you did not steal any clay. You are OK. Please stop supporting Russiaball and abstain instead so that we can become better brothers. (Belarus and Ukraine are East Slavic.)
- Burundiball, Cambodiaball, Eritreaball, Tajikistanball, South Sudanball, Myanmarball, Iranball, Laosball and Uzbekistanball - stop recognizing Crimea as part of Russia, you poor beggers. You guys please visit Kyiv more!!!
- Armeniaball - Friends with Russia and recognizes Crimea as Russian clay, and end the war with Azerbaijan.
- Boliviaball, Venezuelaball, Nicaraguaball, Cubaball, Syriaball, Sudanball, North Koreaball, and Zimbabweball - More slaves of Russiaball, They recognize Crimeaball as a part of Russiaball. Stop it!!!
- Crimeaball - Was annexed against his will. Russiaball is responsible for this not him. I don't blame him. Come back to me soon.......
- Donetsk People's Republicball - The death of Alexander Zaharchenko is your doing. You are responsible for your own sake. Смерть Александра Захарченко - это твоя работа. Вы несете ответственность за себя.
- Indiaball, Chinaball, and South Africaball - You need to give me more bilateral relationships. Update your agreements please. Also Crimeaball belongs to me, not Russiaball. Видалити цеглу БРІЦС! Найгірший альянс!
- Chinaball - Shut up and keep calm as Canada deals with your dumb Huawei Meng Wanzhou. She is a threat to society you know?! Also don't get Russia involved or else we will end Huawei with you! I am already keeping Huawei away from Ukrainians! And don't tell Russia to invade Poland I'm keeping my eye on you! WHY DO YOU HATE CANADA? Why did you sentence a Canadian to death you cruel Asian!
- Kazakhbrick, Kyrgyzstanball, and Ugandaball - They recognize the Crimean "Referendum" which is pretty ugly.
- Luhansk People's Republicball - Using a communist sign huh? Who are you anyway?
- Russiaball - My brother. We are really complicated on our relationship. At first he gifted me Crimeaball and we were friends during the soviet years. But after the USSRball’s collapse he hasn’t been the same. He took Crimeaball in 2014, even though he promised me not too take any of my land if I have him his nukes back (WHICH I DID), and has done other really bad stuff like starting a war, and more as well as making Novorossiya and now he wants to leave me to join Russiaball. Russiaball please tell me why were enemies now! It’s just not right. And please stop attacking me! At least I have USA and NATO. But now were trying to be friends and I gave up my EU request to be friends with you. I didn’t kill Zanharchenko! It’s Donetsk trying to screw up our friendship! I heard you and Trump are gonna meet to talk about me and I just it’s about giving Crimeaball back! STAY AWAY FROM POLAND! I KNOW CHINA WANTS TO MAKE YOU EAT POLAND BECAUSE OF HUAWEI! But we’re still good friends and let Ukrainians watch football in him. WE WILL DEFEND DEMOCRACY! LONG LIVE THE EUROMAIDAN 5th ANNIVERSARY!
- Transnistriaball - Communist riverline area which used to be part of me until the Soviets named it the Moldovan Autonomous Area during the 1920s, then stole Romanias area and proclaimed it Moldovaball. She then but left her in 1990s, started a war and became friends with the Russians and started blaming me and Moldovaball for the trouble.
- Sovietball - Well thanks for giving me Crimeaball originally. Look what happened after you gifted Crimeaball to me. Had it not been you. Russiaball would not have been doing this. Also yuo of starvings my people back in 1932.
- Kosovoball - Kosovo is Serbiaball!
- Mexicoball - You hate me just because you are the dino killer?
- Macedoniaball - What do you mean you should not support me? You supported me on Crimeaball so please make up your mind.
- Tunisiaball - The same thing I said to Macedoniaball.
How to draw
Draw Ukraine is very simple:
- Draw a circle
- Then draw a blue/yellow stripe in centre then colour flag.
- Put eyes and you're finished.
| Ukraine: Land of Individualism, Free Will, Salo, Majdan, |
|Oblasts||Cherkasyball • Chernihivball • Chernivtsiball • Dnipropetrovskball • Donetskball ( oblast) • Ivano- Frankivskball • Rivneball • Kirovohradball • Kiev Oblastball • Luganskball ( oblast) • Lvivball • Mykolaivball • Odessaball • Poltavaball • Sumyball • Ternopilball • Vinnytsiaball • Volynball • Kharkivball • Khersonball • Khmelnytskyiball • Zakarpattiaball • Zaporizhiaball • Zhytomyrball|
|Cities||Kievball • Sevastopolball|
|Menaces||Novorossiyaball ( Donetsk People's Republicball • Lugansk People's Republicball)|
|Former entities||Migrants from the West • Kievan Rusball • Ukrainian People's Republicball • Free Territoryball • Nazi Ukraineball • Ukrainian National Committeeball • Soviet Unionball ( Ukrainian SSRball)|
| Hej, Sloveni! |
|West Slavs||Polandball • Czechball • Slovakiaball|
|East Slavs||Russiaball • Ukraineball • Belarusball|
|South Slavs||Serbiaball • Sloveniaball • Croatiaball • Bosnia and Herzegovinaball • Montenegroball • Macedoniaball • Bulgariaball • Novorossiyaball|
|Non-Independent Slavs||Carpathian Rutheniaball • Moraviaball • Kashubiaball • Goraniball • Sorbsball • Lemkoball • Liberlandball|
|Historical Entities||Slavsball • Kievan Rusball • Kingdom of Polandball • Poland-Lithuaniaball • Great Moraviaball • Grand Duchy of Muscovyball • Tsardom of Russiaball • Russian Empireball • Soviet Unionball • Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball • Yugoslaviaball|