Broccoli? Do you mean, shit?
 
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Name-xplanation

During the Seven Years War, the Spanish allied with the French, and the UK and French were enemies, so as part of the war, soldiers from the British East India Company came to the Philippines, a Spanish colony at that time, and occupied Manila, and nearby port of Cavite for 20 months, before giving it back after the war. (by jove we could've been a British Colony)

About

Hi! I'm British Manilaball (or BMb)! I'm just any ordinary 21st Century man, being influenced with the powers of TECHONOLOGY and Laziness, playing with Techonology. I play alot of my games in the Desktop, while I play some games in the Nintendo 3DS, the Playstation Portable and Vita.

I discovered Countryballs during 2016-2017. Back then, I really didn't get the jokes, but now, I always laugh or smile at every comic I see. In this here wiki, I always check on every country's statuses, checking if it relates to real-life things about the country itself. I also always look at the relations of every country, I always get a good laugh at what they say to one another.

Discord Tag: British Manilaball#9824, AwesomeBob20#4555

That's all for now! I hopings yuo op habing good day, Balut Balut...!

Boxes apparently can describe you, hecc.
 
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PhilippinesballSB.png This user is Filipino.
"Pinoy malakas! remove drugs! Duterte Duterte!"
Communistball improved.png This user is Communist.
"ALL THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!"
Catholicball1.png This user is Catholic.
"Habemus papam!"
Happyball.png This user is Active.
"Yay!"
2-icon.png0-icon.png1-icon.png8-icon.png This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2018
Roblox.jpg This User Is A Big Nub.
"OOF"
DiscordLogo.png This user is on Polandball Wiki Discord Server
Theismball.png This user is Theist.
"God is real"

Drawing on a mouse is hard, man!
 
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The only to express yourself is to spam it on the internet.
 
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Good

  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Ahh, the land of balut, adobo, Duterte, Anti-Drugs, jeeps, and some World Heritage Sites. Basically, my homeland! Pilipinas Strongkkkkk!!!!
  • USA-icon.png USAball - The inventor of McDonalds, one of my favorite restaurants! Also home to the world's Freedom giver. Also one of the countries I wanna visit soon.
  • Guam-icon.png Guamball - Some of my extended family live there. Also a place I wanna visit soon.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - The home of where the "Hawaiian" Pizza was invented, it's one of my favorite Pizzas ever! (dont hate me for that) Also maple syrup was made there, quite tasty for my Pancakes. Another place I wanna visit soon.
  • UK-icon.png UKball - The father of Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball, Singapore-icon.png Tringapore and Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball, the countries I went to currently. God save the Queen! I wanna visit here soon.
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Congrats on winning the FIFA World Cup in Russia! I like their cuisine, especially their bread. I will visit the Mona Lisa and Eiffel Tower soon!
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - One of the best countries ever! The reason I said that is because of their food! Spaghetti, Pizza, Lasagna, the best countries to eat in! I am gonna be there soon and will eat alot of Lasagna while visiting the Colosseum, Venice, and the Leaning Tower of Pizza Pisa!
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Again, one of the countries I already visited. I went inside the Twin Towers! Well, not ACTUALLY the twin towers, but the mall bellow it. Alot of shops there!
  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Another one of the countries I already visited. Universal Studios one of the best amusement parks ever! Their cuisine is also the best.
  • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball Currently, this is one of my MOST favorite countries! Ocean Park and Disneyland are one of the best zoos / parks ever! Their cuisine is one of the best! Their Transportation is one of the best! Hong Kong has made me question about Philippines as a British Colony. It also made me question what it will look like if it's either still a British Colony, or an independent nation like Singapore. Best Country Ever! (Both other than Philippines and Currently the best)
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Nothing much to say, other than ONE OF THE BEST ANTHEMS EVER! I wanna visit the Kremlin and the Red Square soon!
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - I love your toblerone!
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Birthplace of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ! The Holy land is being claimed by Palestine-icon.png Palestineball, tho...
  • South Korea-icon.png Japan-icon.png South Koreaball and Japanball - As a member of technology, these countries are the holy land for Tech! Just look, they have ROBOTS! HECCIN ROBOTS!! Also, these countries have great train systems I wanna try out soon.

Neutral

  • China-icon.png Chinaball - I love their Dim Sum, and our president Duterte is strengthening relations with them. BUT SPRATLY ISLANDS ARE STILL OURS!!
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - The classic move called "Rio" was based off Rio de Janeiro-icon.png Rio de Janeiroball (city). Though I want to visit the Christ the Redeemer statue there, I don't like what you did to censor the poor side just for the Olympics.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Jamaica-icon.png Uruguay-icon.png Netherlandsball, Jamaicaball, Uruguayball - As much as I wanna visit your lands, sorry but Drugs ain't allowed here anymore.
  • Islam-icon.png Islamic Countries - As much as I wanna visit some of your countries and respect your religion, I don't trust some of your countries... (Check Enemies)
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Look, I know you wanna change and not be a crazy nuke loving maniac (and possibly reunite with south korea), but you need to stop making your people suffer like that!

Bad

  • Islam-icon.png Some Islam countries like:
    • Syria-icon.png Iran-icon.png Syriaball and Iraqball A civil war? Not the places where I wanna go...
    • ISIS-icon.png ISISball and Mauteball - THE ABSOLUTE WORST! YOU MADE ISLAM LOOK BAD! YOU ALSO TRIED TO TAKE POOR MARAWI! ITS GOOD YOU DIED!! PLEASE NEVER COME BACK!!

Friendship is... a word, duh.
 
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If you want to be friends with me, you may message me in my message wall, and when I accept, you can put to your friends list these icons of me that I made myself: BM1.png BM2.png

You can also add me on Discord if ya want! My Discord Tag is: British Manilaball#9824 and AwesomeBob20#4555

As of 9/22/18, this / these is/are my friend/s and what I think about them:

Lorenzo07-icon.png Lorenzo07 - Cool guy, met him in Discord asking for an art request. He hates Pineapple on Pizza, while I like it, and he's my friend, so I guess I can forgive him.

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