Usanka-IILWP-icon (Crying).gif Hello, I was banned from June to August last summer so I was quite inactive for a long while. I'd like to start a'new. The rest of this page is a total clusterfuck so I'm sorry if it gave you permenant brain damage. 

About me

  • I'm Asexual
  • I'm also gay
  • I'm Liberal (but I don't want to debate w/ anyone your opinions are valid)
  • G A M E R
  • I live in Calgary-icon.png Calgary
  • will easily give up personal information
  • but who knows I could be making this all up
  • but I'm not
  • but I could
  • I have a Crested Gecko named Miles
  • vibeo games are bretty cool
  • I once ate a bar of deodorant
  • I deeply regret it
  • Once cried over shrimp
Feminismball.png This user is Feminist.
"Equality! Women are also stronk!"
2-icon.png0-icon.png1-icon.png7-icon.png This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017
This user is Male.
Canada.png This user is Canadian.
"Sorry, eh?"
Centrismball.png This user is Centrist.
"Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"
Atheism.png This user is Atheist.
"There is no God."
Happyball.png This user is Active.
"Yay!"
Redditball.png This user is a Redditor.
"Gib upvote plox"
AlbertaUserbox.png This user is Albertan.
"Fortis Et Liber!"
Acetool.png This user is Asexual.
"sex is pretty cringe"






LGBTball.png This user is Homosexual
"I like my same sex."



rare blue lober

Dancing_polish_cow_at_4_am-1

Dancing polish cow at 4 am-1

Bates-Motel-House-Psycho-1960.jpg



THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED AS TOP SECRET BY ORDER OF THE ADMINISTRATOR

Warning

ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.

you have been warned

Cardiac arrest.jpeg













QUINN HAS ESCAPED THE FACILITY AND HAS COMMITTED A HATE CRIME OF A CLOGPOST, HE WILL NOW BE SENTENCED TO BE TESTED WITH KETER CLASSES ONLY AND WILL HAVE NO CHANCE OF SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN IF HE IS TO ESCAPE AGAIN HE WILL BE TERMINATED AND WILL LEAVE THE WIKI

below here is filled with contaminated clog, only site personnel is allowed beyond this point

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

[DOOR OPENS]

ACCESS GRANTED













Konnichiwa

Hola

Bonjour

Hello

Priviet

Hej

Halo

Barev

Zdravo

Mhoro

Ciao

Moni

Aloha

Hoi

Ni Hao

Merhaba

Salam

Lumela

Hallo

Përshëndetje

Selami

Marhabaan

Hyalo

Kaixo

dobry dzien

Zdraveĭte

haallo

Bonghjornu

Ahoj

Saluton

Tere

Kamusta

Hei

Ola

gamarjoba

geie sas

Helo

Bonjou

Sannu

שלום

namaste

Nyob Zoo

Szia

Halló

Nnọọ

Dia Dhuit

Sälemetsiz be

chomreabsuor

yeoboseyo

Slav

sabaidi

Sveiki

salama

halea

Bongu

Hiha

sain uu

Moni

سلام

dzień dobry

Sata sri akala

Salut

talofa

هيلو

salom

vannakkam

swasdi

Zdrastuyte ہیلو

xin chao

Mholweni hela

Pẹlẹ o

Sawubona




Feminismball.png This user is Feminist.
"Equality! Women are also stronk!"
2-icon.png0-icon.png1-icon.png7-icon.png This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017
This user is Male.
Canada.png This user is Canadian.
"Sorry, eh?"
ScotKilt.png This user is Scottish.
"Ah ya bastarts!"
Franceball.png This user is French.
"Hon hon hon, je suis baguette!"
IcelandballV.png This user is Icelandic.
"I am not of Ice!"
Centrismball.png This user is Centrist.
"Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"
Atheism.png This user is Atheist.
"There is no God."
Happyball.png This user is Active.
"Yay!"
Redditball.png This user is a Redditor.
"Gib upvote plox"
3ball.png This user is Amerindian.
"Buffalo! Eagle! Jaguar!"
AlbertaUserbox.png This user is Albertan.
"Fortis Et Liber!"
Acetool.png This user is Asexual.
"sex is pretty cringe"

WASTELAND BELOW



Okay so this is epic
 
— Ben Shapiro, president of New Zealand 1991-100 B.C.E
 
this page is very m e s s y just like my life

i am very lonely.

Log January 30 2017 SCPS Curtana STATUS UPDATE: This is Yuri Malenkov we are nearing Jupiter to neutralize 1548-Ω-1, we've lost contact with the Foundation, I don't know what's happening, we're all confused, what is tha- OH GOD JESUS! [screams from crew end abruptly and the vessel is silent] [end log]

я хочу умереть сIminlovewithpolandball-paper.pngвг

DB1270C3-F914-408F-BB19-6E72591A74EA.jpeg

http://brantsteele.net/survivor/samoa/r.php?c=1lLmZpJY

My crappy, boring story

Me-3.png
Blankslate clone (24).gif
Iminlovewithpolandball .png
Iminlovewithpolandball-icon.png.gif

Usanka-IILWP-icon (Crying).gif I am a big Polandball fan. I started on Pinterest and then moved to Instagram and Pinterest. I found out about this by looking up Vanuatu-icon.png Vanuatuball on safari; I saw a link and then I was amazed and overwhelmed. this is clearly my favorite thing on the internet. you can find me on Instagram @_el_salvador_ball _, I contribute largely. I had a lot of controversy rangin from alt accounts to apparently being a pedophile. I left the wiki for a long time but i'm back.

I'm the most hated person alive right now
 
— ajit pai


after an incident with NESTLEH (who was right i was wrong) I will not be posting any comics anymore.

-Iminlovewithpolandball

will be posting comics

-IminilovewithpolandballI

Things I'm terrified of

Wasps (extremely like if It's summer and I hear a buzz I run to the door, once I had wasps build a nest in my house I'm still scared of going in the room (anxiety))

Tusk (that movies was horrifying never watch it)

People (those creatures are so scary!)

death

transformation

the end of the world

Germs

walruses

stop you've violated the law!

I totally oof video games a lot. am a true gamer. I am an epiccc bruh. I like:

  • Kirby (Kirby's Dreamland 3, Kirby Superstar)
  • The Legend of Zelda (Missing Link, Ocarina of Time)
  • Mario (Super Mario World, Mario Allstars, etc.)
  • Shinobi (Revenge of Shinobi, Rise of the ninja master)
  • Alone in the dark (Alone in the dark 3)
  • I have no mouth but I must scream
  • Earthbound
  • Wolfenstein (Beyond Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein 3D)
  • Fallout
  • Contra
  • Mortal Kombat II
  • Walsingham Files (Chapter 1)
  • Ghosts 'n' Ghouls
  • Catacomb Abyss
  • Minecraft
     


Places I've Been Too

BC:

Malakwaball

North Vancouverball

Chilliwack

Hope

Lund

Radium Hotsprings

Golden

Salmon Arm

Feild

Donald

Rogers

Rogers Pass

Revelstoke

Craigeliachie

Solsqua

Sicamous

Tappen

Balmoral

Sorrento

Osoyoos

Squamish

Chase

Monte Creek

Kamloops

Merritt

Popkum

Abbotsford

Coquitlam

Burnaby

Gibsons

Roberts Creek

Sechelt

Halfmoon Bay

Madeira Park

Saltery Bay

Stillwater

Lang Bay

Powell River

Savary

Vancouverball

ALBERTA

Calgaryball (duh)

Priddisball

Cochrane

Balzac

Airdrie

Crossfield

Olds

Black Diamond

Sunshine

Lake Louis

Banffball

Jasper

Sundre

Caroline

Rocky Mountain House

Buck Creek

Rocky Rapids

Tomahawk

Sundance

Seba Beach

Wabamun

Betula Beach

Point Alison

Kapasiwin

Lakeview

Fallis

Coaldale

Canmore

Edmontonball

Sylvan Lake

Erminiskin Indian Reserve 138

Medicine Hatball

Stoney Indian Reserve 142-143-144

Bankhead

Chestermere

Brooks

SASKATCHEWAN:

Cypress Hills

Maple Creek

GUATEMALA:

Guatemala Cityball

Fraijanes

Tikal

USA:

Montanaball

Houstonball

OTHER:

Brazilball

Belizeball

Arusha

Dar Es Salaam

Zanzibar

Nairobi

Zurich

Friends

Crash2.gif user:The Planless Crashman- made my icon

404-icon.png user:nothing to watch

Pomik108-icon.png user:Pomik108- i am fan

Soviet-icon.png user:soviet22

Byzantine-icon.png user:ByzantivmBall- we are both from Calgary-icon.png Calgary!

WAFF.gif user:friedWAffles

UNJball.png User:NJBall

NASH ICON.gif User:Nashorntangle

ChocoMingo-icon.png User:NESTLEH- not really friend but just generally a nice person who helps me and everyone else

Hungary-icon.png User:HungarianMapper17- nice guy from the userball wiki

Canada-icon (soldier).png user:canada_the_marine prolly not anymore

SuperMobb-icon.png User:SuperMobb

User:Mocha tea

User:Q76etvxcvqt3r2f- we live in Calgary-icon.png Calgary

User:Asi627e2ttes- super nice person who also lives in Calgary-icon.png Calgary!

userboxes (the ones at the end are really distantly)

Reditlinkball.png This user is a /r/polandballer.
"Upvote my comic plox"
2-icon.png0-icon.png1-icon.png7-icon.png This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017
Canada.png This user is Canadian.
"Sorry, eh?"
NDsDcbXs7F-8.png This user is Dutch.
"Dykes, dikes, and bikes"
Lazy.png This user is reeeeally lazy
425373 586231471407808 1474775674 n-1-.png This user is British.
"Rule Britannia, M8."
British Columbiaball.png This user is British Columbian.
"Sushi and nanaimo bars eh?"
Franceball.png This user is French.
"Hon hon hon, je suis baguette!"
IcelandballV.png This user is Icelandic.
"I am not of Ice!"
Irela(n)d.png This user is Irish.
"Ádh liom!"
Communistball improved.png This user is Communist.
"ALL THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!"
Socialismball.png This user is Socialist.
"Left stronk! Remove conservatives!"
Czechiaball (Userbox).png This user is Czech.
"Česko může mít pivo!"
Kingdom of Wessexball.png This user is Anglo-Saxon.
"Remove Normans!"
ScotKilt.png This user is Scottish.
"Ah ya bastarts!"
Happyball.png This user is Active.
"Yay!"
Capture.PNG This user is Quebecker.
"Hon hon hon! Vive le Quebec libre!"
Agnosticismball.png This user is Agnostic.
"God exists or not?"
This user is Male.
Sealander.png This user is Sealander.
"GIB INDEPENDENCE! REMOVE TULIP!"
Separatismball.png This user is Separatist.
"Gib Independence!"
Eskimosball.png This user is Inuit.
"ᐃᓄᒃᑎᑐᑦ"
Walesball3.png This user is Welsh.
"Flwvr?!"
Northern Territoryball (Australia).png This user is Northern Territorian.
"Live free in the NT!!!"
Northern Irish.png This user is Northern Irish.
"Bomb! Bomb!!! *Explodes*"
2ballnew.png This user is Caucasic / White.
"We are the western ethnicity!"
C9M9WyH.png This user is New Zealander.
"KIWI!"
50049133.png This user is Australian.
"G'day mate!"
734839 123081847860125 1037531438 n.png This user is American.
"God bless 'Murica."
Españaball 5.png This user is Spanish.
"Putas separatists!"
30077094 177812469536318 5498283576036163584 n.jpg This user is Belgian.
"I'm not German flipped"
Germany-0.png This user is German.
"Wörk, wörk."
Confirmed.png This user is part of the NWO.
"Novus Ordo Seclorum"
Ghanaaball.png This user is Ghanaian.
"Ghana stronk independent clay!"
New Yorkball.png This user is New Yorker.
"I paaked my caa in the yaad."
Newjerseyball.png This user is New Jerseyan.
"What'ca think ya doin?"
Zimbabweballsad.png This user is Zimbabwean.
"I only has 100 trillion dollar bill..."
JamaicaBall.png This user is Jamaican.
"Me smoke ganja a' dey"
IMG 213511056504815.jpeg This user is English.
"Still waiting for sunrise"
Sverike.png This user is Swedish.
"Börk Börk"
45161910.png This user is Norwegian.
"Viking time!!!"
VE
Iceland-icon.png Number One Republic of Bjork Lazytown Iceland Iceland-icon.png
Regions Reykjavík-icon.png ReykjavíkballIceland-icon (division).png Southern Peninsulaball • Iceland-icon (division).png Western Regionball • Iceland-icon (division).png Westfjordsball • Iceland-icon (division).png Northwestern Regionball • Iceland-icon (division).png Northeastern Regionball • Iceland-icon (division).png Eastern Regionball • Iceland-icon (division).png Southern Regionball
Iceland
Former entities Norwegian-Empire-icon.png Migrants that crossed the ocean (His clay was totally uninhabited before the Viking Age)Icelandic Commonwealth-icon.png Icelandic CommonwealthballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballNorwegian-Iceland-icon.png Norwegian IcelandballDanish-Iceland-icon.png Danish IcelandballIceland-icon.png Kingdom of Icelandball

Template:Tazeino/Users

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.