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MrBismark

aka Specter

Blocked
  • I live in The land of the Free and Home on the Brave™
  • My occupation is Student
  • I am Male

Dost thou seeketh me? Then begin the E X P A N S I O N.

Luckyone

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!

From the mist, a shape a ship is taking form, and the silence of the sea will drift into a storm!

Who is this lad and why does he matter?

I have altered the history of the wiki in a way I won't tell you and have an exclusive badge apparently too. I'm not a noob either, I was here since 2017 on an old account. Some can tell you about how immauture I used to be, but I'm not like that anymore. If you really want to know more about me (idk why lol), check out one of the tabs here, there's probably some better content there. And for those of you who knew me in 2018, I'm not that retard anymore.

My Terrible Poetry Exhibit

Wrath of Corona

No food supplies

No water supplies

No power supplies

Or other supplies

No compromise

Just say your goodbyes

And then everyone dies.

Les Toilettes

In the days of old

When nights were cold

And toilets weren't invented

We laid our load upon the road

And then felt well contented.

One Year Closer To Death

Today

It's My Birthday

Hip Hip Hooray

But I could have Died today

And that's okay

At least I'm not gay

No Escape from the USA

Across the sand

A Toyota went skrrt

But a Warthog came

And it went Brrrt

The poor truck exploded

And then looked like dirt.


Because the profile is never enough.

2-icon0-icon1-icon7-icon This user has been on the Polandball Wiki since 2017
Woken up This user is currently Semi–active.
"I have things to do elsewhere"
Reditlinkball This user is a /r/polandballer.
"Upvote my comic plox"
Noobie remover This user is Anti-Noob.
"Remove Noobs!"
Better dead than red-anticommunismball This user is Anticommunist.
"Better Dead Than Red!"
Antifascismball This user is Antifascist.
"Death to the genocidal fascists"
Centrismball This user is Centrist.
"Radicalism is Anti-Democratic!"
USAball This user is Democrat.
"Long Live The Multi-Party System!"
ReichTime Zis user ist eine anschlusser
"Anschluss time!"
Acetool This user is Asexual.
"I don't like any of you"
968964 143468449188415 69232730 n This user is an Anglo.
"Anglo gang"
734839 123081847860125 1037531438 n This user is American.
"God bless 'Murica."
Mexicoball I This user is Mexican.
"¿Que pasa vey?"
Españaball 5 This user is Spanish.
"Putas separatists!"
PTfado This user is Portuguese.
"Heróis do mar, nobre povo"
Agnosticismball This user is Agnostic.
"God exists or not?"
Catholicball1 This user is Catholic.
"Habemus papam!"
Christianflagball This user is Christian.
"Father, Son and Holy Spirit"
FJloO3G This user is Italian.
"MAMMA MIA!"
Redditball This user is a Redditor.
"Gib upvote plox"

Name: Alex

Birthday: SIKE

Nation: United States of America

State: you thought

Consoles: XBOX 1 X, iPad Pro 2, and a PC

Spirit Animal: Crow

Anime Trope: Tsundere

Weapon: Most guns

Race: Caucasian

Ethnicity: Hispanic

Games: Fortnite HaHaHa fORtNItE bAD mINEkAMPf gOOd

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

TV Shows: South Park, Jack Ryan

Hair Color: Very dark brown, borderline black

Colors: Eigengrau, Tangerine, Prussian Blue, Feldgrau, Army Green, Crimson, Gunmetal, Persian Green, Orange

Youtubers: Genetically Modified Skeptic, 20fadhill, Jadien Animations, TheSmithPlays, Forgotten Weapons, hickhok45

Fruit: Dragonfruit

Books: ok boomer

Newspaper: get with the times

Planes: A10, F22, BF109, B2, P51, B747

Food: Honestly, does anyone truly know their favorite food?

Cars: Dodge Demon, Camaro, Shelby GT500, and anything German or Italian

Powers: Ferrokinesis, Wing Summoning, anschluss

Age: no

Talents: NOTHING

Abilities:NOPE

So you want to draw me? Not sure why, but that's a pleasant surprise.

Normal Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Sable 14, 14, 14 C0-M0-Y0-K95 #0E0E0E
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
Red 222, 0, 0 C0-M100-Y100-K13 #DE0000
Goldenrod 252,209,21 C0-M17-Y92-K1 #FCD115

Instructions

Note: You should do my expression like this, use this as a reference as well
MrBismark-icon (hat)
If you do me with a pistol make sure it looks like this
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pew pew

You can do me with any rifle or shotgun though.

Flag is here
157894597762966957

I'm not DeroVolk!

1. I recommend that you draw the black and white stripes first

2. Do the star

3. Draw a top hat

4. Gun

War Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Sable 14, 14, 14 C0-M0-Y0-K95 #0E0E0E
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000

Instructions

Flag is here
Crossflag

Ir habe den tod gewahlt.

1. Draw a rectangle with the Sable color (not black, it's a tad bit lighter)

2. Draw a white square

3. Draw the Iron Cross with Black (not Sable)

4. Draw a hat like this without the eagle or skull
Oberfurher

Javohl!

NOTE: If you're going to add a gun use the MG42
Mg42

FIRE!

Reference:
Rec

Brick Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF

Instructions

Flag is here
Officialflagab

remove the mags

Note: Do not draw the magazines on the AK. Also keep the tired/serious expression (see above)

1. Draw the black brick first

2. Draw the tank and guns

3. Do a hat like this
Stupa2-icon (general)

Optional: Draw some ammoboxes on top of me, but don't make it look like I'm struggling

When I was little I was on state TV 3 times talking about NASCAR.

I (probably) have photographic memory.

I live in an East Coast state.

I like every gun except for lever actions, they look cool but are cumbersome to shoot.

Any ideology which does not have an elected head of state and governing body I consider Despotism.

There is absolutely nothing special about me.

For the most part I don't like being touched.

I'm a quite calm person but that's still no reason to piss me off...

My family thinks I'm a sissy because...

I'm an ace.

I don't like sports.

I hate condiments.

I can't eat spicy food.

I'm not an extrovert like them.

I defend the free market.

I'm an atheist.

And I don't like to read.

Everything's meaningful in some way.
The mind of a man is what his peers should value most.
We're all crazy, it just might take a spark for it to show.
'Nobody asked', huh? Nobody asked for you to say that, either.
There is no such thing as rock bottom. Your life can always drill through and go lower.
Men who kill for themselves are called murderers. Men who kill for their nations are called heroes.
Why are people so distressed over 'war crimes'? Is war not a crime in itself?
We're all just insignificant people part of insignificant cities part of insignificant states in significant nations under significant people.
If war is hell, then isn't hell just a game of Doom?
You can't spell marriage without 'rage'.
Subservience is ignorance.
Pound a magazine into him!

People I quote

The great are only great because we are on our knees. So Let us rise.

-Pierre Jospeh Proudhon

Those who can make you beleive absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

-Voltiare

Those who will trade freedom for security deserve neither and shall lose both

-Benny Fraklin

Call me

Alex

Papasha

Cutter

Legionnaire

General

L12

DO NOT CALL ME

Goveabe (I will crush you with a tank if you call me this)

Libtard

Speertard

Stupa2

Fence-sitter

Anything ending in -phobe or -tard

I am Pro-

Pro-Life (though I believe an exception can be made in cases of rape or endangerment of the mother)

Pro-Traditional Marriage (though it's more of a science-based thing, state marriage is another ordeal)

Pro-Gun (though a few restrictions are reasonable)

Pro-Democracy

I am Anti-

Anti-Extremism (of every kind)

Anti-Authoritarianism

Anti-PETA

Anti-Nationalization

Anti-Feminism

Family Ideologies

I am a Centrist

My father is a Democratic Socialist

My mother is a Christian Democrat and kind of a theocrat

My grandmother is a Traditional Conservative

My father's mother is a Classical Liberal

My cousin (female) is a Liberal

My grandfather is Apolitical

My mother's Atheist cousin is a Social Democrat (they hate each other btw)

The rest of my known family is either a Liberal or Apolitical

Random Opinions

Feminists do not want equality, they are on a quest for revenge for things today's men never did.

You are not creepy if you like guns.

Gaslighting online should be a crime.

We should abuse swear words to the point where they lose meaning (so nobody is offended by them anymore)

Gas cars are superior to electric ones.

This wiki's moderators are despotic.

All forms of monarchism except for an election by the people are unacceptable.

2+ genders only makes people confused.

Teen girls are stupid. Except for Spicy-Meatball-iconher.

If someone tells you not to question their authority, that's a sign they want to subjugate you.

Chromosome surgery should not be taxpayer funded.

Anybody can say something meaningful.

Jreg's ideology of Anti-Centrism is just quadruplethink.

Banning clogposting is censorship.

Marriage is not ideal, if anything it is a handicap.

Guys who don't wear a shirt are just as bad if not worse as girls who wear crop tops.

You are not a racist for not liking the color of your own skin.

The world was built by extroverts for extroverts.

You are not a simp for doing something nice for a girl.

Online friends are probably better freinds than IRL freinds.

I can understand it if you like to fap but I still think it's super gross.

I am unattractive, despite everyone around me saying otherwise.

Nation: China, North Korea, Iran

Historical Nation: Basically any nation following despotism, not matter the form

Empire: Rome, Ottoman, any caliphate or absolute monarchy

Fruit: Banana, Papaya, Tomato, Avocado

Gun: ZiP 22, Cobray Terminator, hand crank Gatling, FAMAS

Vegtable: Spinach, Asparagus

Political Party: CPUSA, NSDAP, CCP, Hezbollah, DSR

Colors: Any form of pink and most types of brown

Politicians: Ilhan Omar, AOC, Noam Chomsky, Bernie Sanders, Angela Merkel, Vlad Putin, Xinnie The Pooh

Historical Figure: Any dictator, theocrat, or absolute monarch

Game: NFS Nitro

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