Relations to other countryballs
Friends
Polandball- POLAND STRONK POLAND CAN INTO SPACE My birth country, I heavily support it (I'd even sing the national anthem soon).
MerkelReich a.k.a EUball- He let Poland join the EU in 2004.
Slovakiaball- I crossed the Polish border to Slovakia once in the summer holidays.
Scotlandball- I currently live there now, I think it deserves independence.
Ukraineball- I feel sad with him losing Crimea and Russia bullying him and such (Don't worry soon you'll be into EU).
Swedenball- Because of Pewdiepie.
USAball- I like Californiaball ok?
Germanyball- Let Polandball steal his cars in the 90s, plus his language is great.
Neutrals/Frenemies
UKball- Meh, but I hope he won't leave the EU
Greeceball- A lazy f!ck that won't pay debts and gibs money from Germany.
Switzerlandball- A rich douchebag who doesn't want join the EU.
Japanball- Great friend that makes anime and awesome cars, my fave car is the Nissan Skyline GT-R R32 and my fav anime is Initial D, but I don't like Hentai, yuck.
Enemies
Russiaball- GIB BACK CRIMEA TO UKRAINE AND LEAVE UKRAINE ALONE YOU LARGE IGNORANT PR!CK!
Soviet Unionball- 1989 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Father of Russia that bullied and raped Poland
Nazi Germanyball- YOU PR!CK YUO ARE ONE THE COUNTRIES THAT SPLIT POLAND IN WW2 YOU AND SOVIET UNION WYPIERDALAC STAD ALBO BEDE CIE ZASTRZELIC TY KURDUPLU JEDENE Meh no problem now.
ISISball- Now listen you little terrorist shits, I saw how much damage you did and it was devastating and you pricks are to blame, you think everthing you do invading countries? killing of innocent people? For so-called morals? Come on then! I'm coming at you with EVERYTHING I GOT MOTHERFUCKERS
