Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
Old USA was walking around
Washington D.C. like his old hometown
When suddenly Iran quit playing games
And hit Manhattan with a nuke he made
USA got pissed, sent a naval attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Iraq
Who proceeded to fire at him with assault guns
When the State of Kuwait came for out some fun
And he started bombing Iraq with flare grenades
Til they both got hit by Israel's Air Raid
But Before he could make it back to Tel Aviv
Saudi Arabia had a trick up his sleeve
He took a giant bag of coins out from under his hat
And trapped Israel in a cage like a giant rat
But he ran out of tricks and ran away
Because Iran came back to collect his bait
This is some Ultimate Warfare
The bloodiest in history
Gun shots, Robots, and explosions
The strongest weapons you'll see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is some Ultimate Warfare
The bloodiest in history
USA shot a bullet through Iran's chest
Then Serbia came to finish the rest
Then Iraq came back with his face all black
But China then jumped on and landed on his back
And Israel was imprisoned and trying to escape
When Saudi came back with a roll of Duct Tape
Then suddenly something hit his head and he collapsed
The Russian Federation took him out with his glass
Then he saw USA sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun
which he just couldn’t find
Cause Israel stole it
And he shot and he missed
And China had deflected it with a twist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While USA tried to pole vault onto the Russian fed
But they collided in the air
The both got hit by Reichtangle’s stare
This is some Ultimate Warfare
The bloodiest in history
Gunshots, Robots, and explosions
The strongest weapons you'll see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is some Ultimate Warfare
The bloodiest in history
Angels cried out
Voices full of hope
Down from the heavens
Descended ancient Rome
Who threw a javelin
That could pierce through brains
Into the Crimea
Of little Ukraine
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in Pain
As Israel tried to flee
In his jet plane
But to his dismay
Rome chased him afterward
And impailed Israel's head
With the tip of his sword
Then Korea from the North
And Korea from the South
And here comes Nepal with his giant mouth
And tiny Lithuania
Along with Albania
And cowboy Texas
And smiling Mauritania
Austria and Hungary
France and Germany
Canada, Panama
Every single Nordic Country
UAE and the Sultanate of Oman
Spain, Bahrain
State of Maine
And Taiwan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Ancient Rome in his Roman Ass
It was the greatest battle that the world ever saw
With neutrals looking on in total awe
The Fighting went on for centuries
Many which collapsed but eventually
The Champion stood
Others Concieved it
Switzerland if you'll ever believe it
This is some Ultimate Warfare
The bloodiest in history
Gun shots, Robots, and explosions
The strongest weapons you'll see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
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This is some Ultimate Warfare
The bloodiest in history
Note: This entire parody took me 5 days to write so if you want to complain about how bad it is, go make your own.