Internetball to be introduced?

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I was thinking, that Internetball should come into existence, because:

  • Polandball comics can't exist without it, either directly or via agents like Facebook, Reddit or this wikia. Can't imagine you sharing comics via express post unless your Wi-Fi is down.
  • Facebook and Polandball comics is part of the Internet just like any random country is part of Earth.
  • It also represents netizens, including you.
  • North Koreaball wants it to shut up about itself.
  • Its symbol is Wi-Fi because it's the main and often the only method we use to access the Internet. Substitute for the also-famous "@" symbol if you want.
  • The Internet has its own governing bodies, at site level, national level and at global level.
  • Its personality is largely belligerent and unreliable with some borderline insanity and split-personality. However, it is also creative and intelligent, but rarely.
  • Most importantly, it's based on a real-life entity.

Though I fear that, because of the way people on the Internet behave, I drew a simple comic to see how it would act. It is not nice in some parts...oops I forgot cats...

Internet in a nutshell.png

Reasons not to collected from opponents:

  • Not an entity
    • The Internet is a global physical system of computers, and systems are entities, thus the Internet is an entity
  • Flame bait
    • Can be managed with careful editing and prohibition of IP address edits, with occasional full protections by admins in times of crisis
  • Unrelated vandalism and already existing flame wars has admins too busy
    • Wait till the s**tstorm ends and then try, or just leave the new page fully protected permanently
    • On a separate note, this proves that this Polandball wiki is way too prome to abuse
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