Earth Removers and Earth Protectors

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This blog is about the generally unknown Earth Removers known as Illuminati-icon.png Red Dwarf-icon.png Planet Nine-icon.png Wyoming-icon.png North Korea-icon.png Maya-icon.png Donald Trump-icon.png ISIS-icon.png Mercury-icon.png Red Giant-icon.png Satan-icon.png Winged Doom-icon.png Reich-icon.png China-icon.png Asteroid-icon.png Comet-icon.png 6-icon.png Pakistan-icon.png Russia-icon.png Iran-icon.png Black Hole-icon.png India-icon.png North Sumatra-icon.png Saudi Arabia-icon.png Antarctica-icon.png The Hatred of Earth League or HEL and Jupiter-icon.png Antarctica-icon.png Saturn-icon.png Moon-icon.png Mars-icon.png Uranus-icon.png Neptune-icon.png Nasa-icon.png The League of Earth Lovers or LEL. 

How to Join The Hatred of Earth League or HEL

An entity must pose a significant threat to Earth-icon.png Earthball.

  • Illuminati-icon.png Trilluminati - CEO of the Earth Removers. Can cause wars in a heartbeat.
  • Red Dwarf-icon.png Nemesis - Causes mass extinctions on Earthball every 26 million years by throwing comets at Earthball.
  • Planet Nine-icon.png Planet Nineball - Can turn Earthball into hamburger meat by extreme gravity or send Earthball out of orbit into the dead of space.
  • Wyoming-icon.png Wyomingball - Yellowstone supervolcano that can destroy half a countryball and plunge Earthball into an ice age that lasts 10 years.
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - This doesn't need an explanation
  • Maya-icon.png Mayaball - Trolled Humanity-icon.png humans into thinking Planet Nine-icon.png Nibiru would come on December 21, 2012
  • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - Didn't sign the Paris-icon.png Paris Accords and denies global warming. Twitter rants about Kim Jong Un is a plus
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - No one likes them except the Earth Removers for obvious reasons.
  • Mercury-icon.png Mercuryball - Will seek revenge on Earthball for nearly dying to him.
  • Red Giant-icon.png Betelgeuseball - Will destroy Earthball via deadly laser 600 light years away when he dies. 
  • Satan-icon.png Satan - Hates Earthball.
  • Winged Doom-icon.png Omskbird - Hates Earthball and makes hell on Earth.
  • Reich-icon.png Reichtangle - A N S C H L U S S 
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - EXTREME air pollution.
  • Asteroid-icon.png Asteroidballs - Killed the dinosaurs, could kill life on Earth again.
  • Comet-icon.png Cometballs - Can also destroy life plus Red Dwarf-icon.png the second sun throwing them at Earthball.
  • 6-icon.png 6ball - Can turn into a rectangle when anschlussing planets and destroying Humanity-icon.png Earthlings.
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Can go to nuclear war with India-icon.png Indiaball over Azad Kashmir-icon.png Kashmir-icon.png Kashmirball.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Nuke threats still exist and high pollution.
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Nuke threats against Israel-icon.png Israelcube.
  • Black Hole-icon.png Black Holeball - Can move through space and swallow everything including Earthball.
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - Can go to nuclear war with Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball over Azad Kashmir-icon.png Kashmir-icon.png Kashmirball. Pollution is also pretty large.
  • North Sumatra-icon.png North Sumatraball - Toba supervolcano can do as much damage as the Yellowstone supervolcano.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Can piss off Iran-icon.png Iranball one too many times fucking us up
  • Antarctica-icon.png Antarcticaball - Only if he rises sea levels by 250 ft when he melts. Plus hiding Planet Nine-icon.png Nibiru from the naked eye.

The Hatred of Earth League may not even cooperate sometimes for superiority reasons as to who wants to remove Earth-icon.png Earthball or Jupiter-icon.png Jupiterball first.

How to Join The League of Earth Lovers or LEL

An entity must do as much as possible to protect Earth-icon.png Earthball from the Earth Removers.

Unlike the Hatred of Earth League, the League of Earth Lovers will cooperate in trying to protect Earth-icon.png Earthball from being destroyed.

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