This is mostly for your responses, but I'll say something too.

I went to Target hunting for toliet paper and I grabbed two but some rude black lady employee said one per person (near yelling), so I called her a communist. I'm not underage but I'm short (5'3) and the lady was stunned because this 11-year old looking mate knew what communism was. 

And for those of you who are gonna say I'm underage anyways, Spicy-Meatball-iconSpicy is 5'2 and she's almost 17.

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