Relations and opinions
my closest western ally
he hates me but I like him
same as cali
BUBBLE TEA STRONK
control your government and have peace with South Korea (sometimes, or once)
He hates me for supporting Western Saharaball. Also. ANOTHER FLAG STEALER!!!
Go F*ck Yourself Lũ khốn đu càng
Satanic Murderous Psychopath
Guy who thinks he's stronger than me
|Preceded by||Succeeded by|
| North Vietnamball
Is of importants
Can into space?
Nguyễn Nguyễn, Phở Phở, Tree Tree,
thit cho thit cho
Nam quốc sơn hà Nam đế cư
Tiệt nhiên phận định tại thiên thư
Như hà nghịch lỗ lai xâm phạm
Nhữ đẳng hành khan thủ bại hư!
The mountains and rivers that carved the southern empire, dwelled by the Southern Emperor.
Its sovereignty is of nature's will and is allotted in script from the heaven.
What gives these invaders the right to trespass it,
They shall, in doing that, see themselves be defeated and shamed!
— Nam quốc sơn hà
|“||Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty.||”|
— Ho Chi Minh
|“||Chúc mừng năm mới!||”|
— Vietnam celebrates 2020 Lunar New Year!
|“||They are in the Trees!||”|
— American soldiers at vietnam war
Vietnamball, officially the
People's Socialist Republic of Little China Vietnamball, also nicknamed 'Namball is the most cringey countryball that has ever existed who has no government easternmost countryball on the Indochina Peninsula in Southeast Asia With an estimated 97,338,579 inhabitants as of 2020, it is the world's 16th most populous countryball, the 3rd most populous countryball in Southeast Asia and the 9th-most-populous Asian countryball. Vietnam is neighboured by his papa Chinaball to the north, Laosball to the north-west, Cambodiaball to the south-west, Malaysiaball across the South China Sea to the south-east, and Philippinesball to the east. Its capital city has been Hanoiball, and its largest city is Ho Chi Minh Cityball.
Vietnamball is one of the world's five remaining one-party socialist states officially espousing communism. Although Vietnamball remains officially committed to socialism as his defining creed, his economic policies have grown increasingly capitalist, with The Economist characterising his leadership as "ardently capitalist communists". He is sometimes referred to as a "liberal communist". He is also notable for being one of the most atheist states in the World, although he has his own folk religion, that he hates to admit it as a religion. He is also one of the most Anti-Chinese countryballs on Earth.
And can into complicated words.
Also, Vietnamball once drew the attention of the world for its victory over Franceball at Dien Bien Phu in 1954, which encouraged the revolution of 17 African colonies of France and became a "big meme source" by force US must "leave his own war".
And lastly, Vietnamball is very good at using tanks, so he usually win the tank competition .
His national day is September 2nd.
Vietnamball, is a very strong nationalist countryball. Unlike other communist countryballs, he is very open to the world and is very good friends with USAball. Although Vietnamball is (kinda) authoritarian, He is very proud of himself after an economic boom in the late 20th-century. He is very happy and never does anything against USAball. When alert, he is aggressive. He also loves BEAUTIFUL nature, forests and sea. Transparency International's 2017 Corruption Perception Index ranks him 107th place out of 180 countries, making him sort-of the least corrupt communist countryball in the world.
Vietnamball used to be friends with Chinaball during the North Vietnamese era. However, after the Vietnamese reunification, they start to have hostile relations again. China launched an offensive invasion due to Vietnamball's occupation of Cambodiaball after the Khmer Rouge ended. This is why Vietnamball, to this day, still hates Chinaball very much.
Lastly, being a country in the Sinosphere, Vietnamball celebrates Lunar New Year.
The history of Vietnamball can be traced back to around 5000 years when he was known as Văn Lang and ruled by the Hùng kings. The Hùng kings were first mentioned in a 4th-century Xianbeiball Northern Wei dynastyball's historiography book Commentary on the Water Classic, while the Lạc Việt or Luoyue - a Baiyue tribe in northern Vietnam (direct ancestors of the modern ethnic Vietnamese) was mentioned in a old inscription on a bronze caster of Shang ball, dated 3200 years ago.
However, the state of Âu Lạc didn't last long and later it became part of the new powerful Yue kingdom Nam Việt. The Kingdom of Nam Việt extended into central Vietnam to the south, to Changsha of the Han dynasty to the North. The kingdom had trade and contact with Ancient Greeceball.
In 111 BCE, Hanball conquered Nam Việt and incorporated it into Imperial Chinaball rule for over a millennium until 905 AD. Under Chinese rule, the patriotism and nationalism of Vietnamese people led to many rebellions which resulted in several short-lived independent Vietnamese states.
A fully independent Vietnamese monarchy kingdom was finally formed in 939 after the battle of Bạch Đằng river. Successive Vietnamese royal dynasties flourished as the nation expanded geographically and politically into Southeast Asia, especially during the Lê dynasty (1428-1789) it became one of the most powerful and wealthiest states in the region until the Indochina Peninsula was invaded and colonized by Franceball in the late 19th century. Vietnamese emperor Khải Định then abolished the old Chu Nom and Chinese characters, replaced it with the Latin script developed in the 16th and 17th centuries that we know today. During the ancient time, foreigners from China, Korea, Japan, Mongolia and many Europeans usually called Vietnam as Annam, to Persians and Arabs, Vietnam was commonly known as Jiaozhi and Tonkin.
Following a Japanese occupation in the 1940s, the Vietnamese fought French rule in the First Indochina War, eventually expelling Franceball in 1954. Thereafter, Vietnam was divided politically into two rival states, North and South Vietnamballs. The conflict between the two sides intensified in what is known as the Vietnam War. The war ended with a North Vietnamese victory in 1975. It was easy for Vietnam to win since he had the lucky PPSH-41 and guerrilla warfare.
During the Vietnam War, North Vietnamball and Khmer Rougeball communists had formed an alliance to fight South Vietnamball and his alliances in their respective countries. In May 1975, the newly formed Democratic Kampucheaball, dominated by the Khmer Rougeball took over Cambodiaball. Despite their open display of cooperation with Vietnamball, the Khmer Rougeball feared that the Vietnamese communists were scheming to form an Indochinese federation with Vietnam as the dominant force in the region, and in 1978, the Democratic Kampucheaball began waging a war against the unified communist Vietnamball. The invasion, however, was soon repelled and resulted in the defeat of Khmer Rougeball.
On November 3, 1978, Soviet Unionball and Vietnamball signed a 25-year mutual defence treaty. On 1979, Chinaball insulted Vietnamball in the US by saying "The little child is getting naughty, it's time he gets spanked." when he allied with the Khmer Rouge. Chinaball invaded Vietnamball again like how he invaded Tibet and East Turkestan. However, Vietnamball won against Chinaball and he retreated weeks later.
Vietnamball, unified under a Communist government, remained impoverished and politically isolated. In 1986, the government initiated a series of economic and political reforms that began Vietnam's path towards integration into the world economy. In 1995, he restored relations and currently lifted the embargo with a former enemy, USAball. Since 2000, Vietnam's economic growth rate has been among the highest in the world.
In the 2010s, Vietnamball has been actively protesting against Chinaball's position on the Spratly Islands. He also protested in order to avoid potential Chinese invasion because unlike other Southeast Asian countries, Vietnam has been part of China for more than 1000 years, similar to Tibet and Xinjiang.
- Nga - Son of Soviet, friend op Vietnam. He gib me weapons. Cam ban for the PPSH-41. Amongs them is the whole AK family BUT STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MAO DICTATOR!!!
- Pháp: Beautiful, charming, romance, kindness, loyalty, elegant, sweet, intelligent, and also no less powerful, determined, talent, excellent mother and Leader of Europe! Since you apologise and fixing your mistakes to me then I forgive you but not forget what you have done to me. Nevertheless, you are my best European friend and mother, you help me a lot thanks! I also start helping you back if you need it.
- Mỹ (a.k.a. Hoa Kỳ) -
VIETNAMESE COFFEE STRONKWe are cool partners! We immediately became friends after the Vietnam War so he and I can get along very well. We both hate the pig and we can both share our military power to beat them. He also has a large South Vietnamese Diaspora in San Francisco. Yummy Pho! Yummy burger....Can into best friend! You don't have to apologise for Vietnam War. We can ignore the past. Because you are very different from before. BUT TELL VINH TO NOT FUCK US UP!!! BECAUSE WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THAT FUCKING WAR!He cries when he is reminded of me somehow...he cannot be blamed.
SexSéc (a.k.a. Tiệp (he is now ded))- Son of Czechoslovakian People's Republic. Most Vietnam people selling items is Czechia so we are best business friend. Vietnamese is Minority Language in your nation with barely few of my people? NICE!!! I might consider Czech to be a minority in my language too~~! ^_^ Thép Việt-Tiệp muôn năm! We support this guy. SịpSíp - Hello. Sorry, I didn't intentionally call you sịp (underwear in Vietnamese).
- Lào - Is my good
puppetfriend, I give him access to my sea freely whenever he wants. Anyways, why yuo hate Christianity and mama? I can into Catholicism and that is no problem, ok?
- Cuba (Fidel Castro) - Also OP COMRADE Another Vietnam BFF but must stop being friends with this dictator and also must have peace with his father, even though Biden got re-elected.
- Vatican - Most of my Christian community is Catholic. I op like him. But what if I am a commie?
- Bhutan - he also shares the same hatred for Chinaball as me. Anyone who hates PR Chinaball is my friend. :)
- Israel - Gibes shiny new weapons such as TAR-21 & Galil ACE, But stop bullying Palestine! Still a good friend though.
- Liên Xô - Op TOVARISCH! I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!! I highly appreciate your dedication to help me through both wartime and peacetime. He became under Mikhail Gorbachev on late 20th century. HE SHOULD'VE BEEN ALIVE FOR LONGER IF THERE WASN'T AN ATTEMPTED MILITARY COUP!!!!
- Tây Tạng, Tân Cương, Nội Mông - I'm sorry that the Maoist idiot anschlussed you guys, thankfully he didn't. DON'T WORRY, I SUPPORT YOU GUYS AGAINST HIM!!! KEBAB STRONK!!! BUDDHA STRONK!!!!
- Brunei - A random rich dude with oil. Share spratly!
- Hồng Kông - I used to have refugees inside his clay so I guess I was his enemy?? Our political stances are also very different so I thought he used to hate me. But THEN he became friendly and nice to me. I am so happy! 2017 BEST YEAR OF OUR LIVES!!!! Both can into remove Maoist pigs! You are one of my biggest trading partners. We both refuse to be friends with THIS BULLY!!!! I'm glad you didn't call me Yuenan. Our languages have very similar tones too.
- Ý - Most of Vietnamese children like your Winx Club series.
- Singapore - Good friend and co-worker in ASEAN, can both into hosting USAball and North Koreaball summit. He reminds me of Hong Kongball.
- Phần Lan - Thanks for bring Nokia. Have exchanged students. *
- Canada : He is really kind and friendly. He has one of the best Vietnamese restaurants in Vancouver. I love Vancouver 🤤🤤(also the Chinese people there are better than the Chinese in Mainland China hahaha)
- Nhật Bản - Best products in the world!, unlike Chink Chong. I like your manga, anime,
JAV, monies and Motorcycles a lot and gibe me more Motorcycles like Yamaha or Kawasaki plox. However, don't forget what your papa did to me in the past!
ĐụĐộ : CURRY STRONK! We have a common enemy. Sorry for supporting Pewdiepie.
- Anh Quốc (or Anh) - Father of USA. We have a very common enemy. Don't worry, we will destroy Huawei! (Your name and your child (Anh)'s name in Vietnamese confused me.)
- Việt Cộng: Hello, best brother, and was of south! But he no longer exists. :-(
- Philippines : My ASEAN friend, kind, sweet and funny. Now let's work together to against that motherfucker! I ask to stop cursing when playing online.
- Palestine: Free Palestine! We know Israelcube is our friend but he is oppressing yuo! (Just like what we suffered before)
- Brazil - Likes Hue, BUT PAY COPYRIGHT! Nah, also gib Ricardo Milos.
Gà TâyThổ Nhĩ Kỳ -Thanks for kebab, it's pretty tasty. Flexible for school ,also thanks for not getting involved in Vietnam war and even protesting the war;opening vietnamese embassies in Ankara Turkey and also for being a tourism partner. I know that you are not a bird nor a food, but... hehehe.
- Cali - Best U.S. State.
Also a Vietnamese territory XD
- Đông Đức - OP ĐỒNG CHÍ/KAMERAD. Thanks for fighting for my independence and equipment. We are allies during the Cold War.
- Đức - Gib Mercedes and beer
- Romania - Good friend. You helped me in the Vietnam war and in the present day many of my workers in your clay are happy with your salary. And we are ancient too! Ceaucascu stronk! Woohoo!
- Texas - Lots of Vietnamese population but he hates commies. He is incredibly conservative, not gonna lie.
- Algeria - A long lost relative that also gained independence from Franceball, Also helped me In Vietnam war against Franceball By switching sides. Western Sahara is a free country,
or at least he is yours.
- Ghana - COFFIN DANCE STRONK, i like your meme. Anh da đen khiên hòm. :))
- Đài Loan -
HOMOSEX DETECTED!Good friend AND FELLOW NATIONALIST COUNTRY. We established representative offices and he has been the fourth-largest source of foreign direct investment in my clay since 2006. Since you invented bubble tea you are better than your arrogant brother, although I still think my Vietnamese coffee is better. Gib more bubble tea and instant noodles! I'm glad you didn't call me Yuenan BUT SHARE SPRATLY BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO INVOLVED IN THIS FUCKING CONFLICT!!!! ALSO STOP ALL THE HOMO MARRIAGE!
- Madagascar - An island that also gained independence from Franceball
but my people associate you with penguins and that movie with talking animals HEHEHEHEHEHE
- Úc - Many of my students study at his colleges.
Zealand MớiNew Zealand - Hello the best friend of Aussie. Also have some students there.
- Bồ Đào Nha - Macauball told me that you are a great dad. You also invented "Chữ Quốc Ngữ" (Modern Vietnamese alphabet). And we like Ronaldo!
- Trường Sa - I will liberate yuo! DOWN TO XI JINPING!!!!!!!!
- Sahrawi (a.k.a Tây Sahara) - I SUPPORT YOU AGAINST LITTLE SATAN!
- Thụy Điển - Nordic version of me! I love Minecraft and Pewdiepie! Drop some student there too.
- Mexico - Thanks for giving Jonathan Galindo! I will help you killing him, just by pranking power.
- Triều Tiên: Fellow ĐỒNG CHÍ and crazy friend... BUT WHY YUO OP RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MALAYSIA!! STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE WORLD UP!!! JUST GET A FUCKING GOOD LEADER!!
I SUPPORT KIM HAN-SOL!Also sorry for Kim Jong Nam I guess...
- Thái Lan: Ewww, shemale. Good place to travel to and good at football.
- Malaysia - Took away 2 football championship title, why? Share spratly! Good friends though, most of our youth like your Upin Ipin series. Your Chinese people are the best.
- Somalia - YOU MADE MY FLAG UGLY BY MAKING IT BLUE AND A WHITE STAR AND PIRATE HAT??? PATHETIC!!!! (But thanks for creating The Piracy jiu jiu jiu) But besides flag stealing I like him and I gib him aid.
- Indonesia - My good kebab friend but luwak coffee is off made actual poop. Viet coffee is of best coffee. And WHY ARE YOU COMPALINING ABOUT YOUR SHIPS COLLIDING WITH MINES!? We're neutral now... also please don't sink our ships on the 4th.
- Hàn Quốc: Land of Kpop, Samsung, plastic surgency & some stupid Hallyu shit... Ehh, I mean gib investment, plox! Thanks for bring Park Hang-Seo. I'm op appreciate that! BUT I STILL WON'T FORGET WHAT YOUR SOLDIERS DID!
- Mông Cổ - He of alright but I is stronker then him. heheheh
- Serbia - YOU CAN'T REMOVE MY FRIEND! But I of support yuo in Kosovo situation so, friends?
- Kosovo - I not recognize him but we both like Turkeyball.
- Trung Quốc (very rarely) - Best trading partner
and papa. In fact, his good but uncommon side should be respected. He taught me about socialist market economy (but socialist-oriented market economy still best), and religions like Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism. A lot of my traditions are from him because I used to be part of him in the ancient era. Mao used to be our friend. He also helped me in wars, before 1978. He's still my arch-nemesis. Scroll down to the "Ăn đầu b**i, ăn c*t" section.
- Ma Cao - You are a Portugalball's long lost child, and Hong Kong's friend. BUT WHY SHOULD YOU LOVE EVIL MAO EMPIRE?
- Bolivia- I still mostly hate yuo! Because yuo're being anti-imperialist again! I thought you were changed. BRUH :(
- Agent Orange: You still haunt my clay and terrorise innocent people, you have killed and mutated millions, and one day, you will be eradicated from Vietnam.
- Corona-virus: NO NO NO NO NO, STOOPID TRUNG QUỐC LOOK WHAT YOU DONE, YOU JUST KILL MY PEOPLE!!!!! SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA!!!
- Campuchia: HUN SEN IS OP FRIENDLY TO OUR COUNTRY! BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAYED ME AND ARE RACIST TO MY PEOPLE! I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR FORMER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT DID BEFORE I RESCUED YOU IN 1978! IF YUO THINK YUO CAN INTO CAPITALISM THEN WHY ARE YUO ENEMIES WITH THE USA? I HAVE BETTER HUMAN RIGHTS THAN YUO!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
- Pakistan - THERE'S NO EXIST MUSLIM INDIA! BTW, YOU HATE ME JUST BECAUSE I LOVES RICE, COMMUNISM, AND INDIA AND HATE CHINA. F*CKING DIE MUSLIM PERVERT
- Azerbaijan - Stop bullying Armenia, I don't care if you are friend with Turkey, BUT STOP!
- Quảng Tây - YOU ARE CHINABALL'S WORST CHILD EVER! STUPID RACIST SCUM!
- Ma Rốc - WESTERN SAHARA IS NOT YOURS! NAUGHTY BROTHER!
- ISIS - You will never reach Vietnam!
- FILTHY FRANK - FOR STEALING MY QUOTE! But he retired...(sob..sob).
WORST DADDY EVERTRUNG QUỐC (since 1978) - SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA MY NO.1 AND ETERNAL ENEMY. Yuo failed to annex me after so many times during the ancient era and still got kick out by me. Yuo did help me during the Vietnam war but then decided to be a dick during my occupation on Cambodia!!! Also, I AM VERY, VERY CONFUSED THAT WHY DID YOU HELP THE SHITTY KHMER ROGUE EVEN THOUGH THEY KILLED YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND THAT I HAD TO RESCUE YOUR PEOPLE LIVING IN CAMBODIA? DOES THIS MEAN YOUR EVEN HEARTLESS TO YOUR OWN PEOPLE BEING KILLED BY POL POT?!!! REMOVE FAKE PRODUCTS! COPYCAT TEA!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SIDED WITH ME IN OVERTHROWING POL POT, YOU DIRTY SCUM!, BUT OH NO NO YOUR SO-CALLED "PEOPLE'S LİBERATİON ARMY" STARTED A WAR AGAINST ME!!! YUO ARE THE MOST CONFUSING COUNTRY TO EXIST AND DON'T EVER TRY TO INFLUENCE ME WITH HUAWEI!!! FUCK YUO!!! STOP CALLING ME YUENAN!!!! AND GIB MY FRIEND HONG KONG BACK TO UK!!!! REMOVE MAOISM AND DENGISM! 1979 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!! I TAKE THAT VICTORY!!!!!! KEEP CRYING, MANTOU!!!!!!!!! OUR HOA PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN YOUR HÁN PEOPLE. TAIWAN AND VIETNAM FRIENDSHIP FOREVER! Oh, and by the way, HOÀNG SA AND TRƯỜNG SA IS OF MINE AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE! YUO WANNA GO FOR A GANGSTER FIGHT?? COME ON!!!. And, the word 'Hán' has sound similar to the word 'háng'(groin in Vietnamese). But we are somewhat friends in real life but still my people hate yuo.
- Việt Nam Cộng Hòa - (formerly, now in-exile) - ĐỊT MẸ QUÂN BA SỌC BÚ LỒN MẼO! YUO IS OF FAKE!!! YUO STAY OF DEAD!!! HE IS SO EASY TO KILL! Or stay in California or Texas cus we don't want you here. I like your South Vietnamese population diaspora but still....1975 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
- Đế quốc Nhật Bản (a.k.a. INU) - ANOTHER BIG ENEMY!! YOU'RE FUCKED!!! YOU MAKE MY PEOPLE HUNGRY AND DIE DUE TO STARVING. HIROHITO'S FACE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN. You even anschlussed South Koreaball, Philippinesball, Hong Kongball, and the Republic of Chinaball!!!!. CURSE YUO! AT LEAST YOUR SON FEEL GUILTY AND APOLOGISE ME FOR WHAT YOU DID, BUT WE WILL NEVER FORGET! AND, LOL, YOU ARE ANSCHLUSSED BY AMERICA! THX AMERICA! AND REMEMBER, YOU ARE FUCKED AND YOU ARE ALWAYS FUCKED!
- Khơ-me Đỏ - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL, POL POT!!!!! YOU WANTED TO WIPE ME OUT BUT YOU FAILED!
- Mỹ (formerly) - FRICK YUO I AM STRONKER THAN YUO!!! NEVER FORGET IN THE VIETNAM WAR WE CAN DEFEAT YUO BY HIDING IN TREES!!!
How to draw
Drawing Vietnamball is very easy:
- Colour the basic circle shape red
- Draw a yellow five-pointed star in the middle
- Draw the slanted eyes and you have finished.
- "Fuck yuo China!"
- "Hue is mine! Not Brazil's!"
- "Vietnam Stronk! I can into winning war! Now can gib investment."
- "I kicked China, the Mongols, China (again!), Siam, China (again!!), Japan, France, Murica, China (again!!!), Khmer Rouge & your ass"
- "Đ*t mẹ mày!" (Translation: Fuck your mom!) -
- "All I do is Nguyễn Nguyễn no matter what!"
- "Nam! Get the AK"!
- "Cô là ai!?? Cháu không biết!! CÔ ĐI RA ĐI!!!!" (traslation: Who are yuo??? I dunno know you!! BEGONE THOT!!!)
- "Almost Anarchy, here is the link
- "con cặc" (traslation: dick)
- "VIỆT NAM VÔ ĐỊCH!!!!!!!!!"
- "Vô lí nhưng rất thuyết phục" (traslation: Nonsensical but very persuading)
- "Được của ló :))" (traslation: Its ocay)
- "Thời gian như chó chạy ngoài đồng" (traslation: Time's like dog running in the field)
- ==="Vô văn hóa" (Translation: Uncultured)...===
- "Không làm mà đòi có ăn thì ăn đầu b**i, ăn c*t" (Translation: If you want to eat, but you don't work, then eat d*ckhead, eat sh*t!)
WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MADAFAKA
- Thăm ngàn! Kẹp ngần! (stole it from Thai: thangan, keb ngein)
Tôi là bậc thầy đánh rắm huyền thoại
- Kháng Chiến thắng lợi muôn năm!
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 (Ytiet)
- I don't scare of Jonathan Galindo! I like pranking him!
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