July 2, 1976 - Present
Relations and opinions
Mỹ (Hoa Kỳ) (mostly)
he hates me but I like him
same as cali
Triều Tiên (sometimes, or once)
| North Vietnamball
Is of importants
Can into space?
Nguyễn Nguyễn, Phở Phở, Tree Tree,
thit cho thit cho
The mountains and rivers that carved the southern empire, dwelled by the Southern Emperor.
Its sovereignty is of nature's will and is allotted in script from the heaven.
What gives these invaders the right to trespass it,
They shall, in doing that, see themselves be defeated and shamed!
|“||Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty.||”|
— Hồ Chí Minh
|“||Chúc mừng năm mới!||”|
— Vietnam celebrates 2021 Lunar New Year!
|“||They are in the Trees!||”|
— American soldiers at Vietnam war
Vietnamball, officially the Socialist Republic of
R I C E Vietnamball, is the RICEFIELDS MADAFAKA! easternmost countryball on the Indochina peninsula in Southeast Asia With an estimated 97,338,579 inhabitants as of 2020, it is the world's 16th most populous countryball, the 16th most populous countryball in Southeast Asia and the 9th-most-populous Asian countryball. Vietnam is neighboured by Chinaball to the north, Laosball to the north-west, Cambodiaball to the south-west, Malaysiaball across the South China Sea to the south-east, and Philippinesball to the east. His capital city has been Hanoiball, and his largest city is Ho Chi Minh Cityball.
Hides in the tree is one of the world's five remaining one-party socialist states officially espousing communism. Although Vietnamball remains officially committed to socialism as his defining creed, his economic policies have grown increasingly capitalist, with The Economist characterising his leadership as "ardently capitalist communists". He is sometimes referred to as a "liberal communist". He thinks of himself as a poor country and his enemy, South Koreaball, Japanball and Westerners are rich countries. Even so, he is one of the fastest economic growth countries in the world. He is also notable for being one of the most atheist states in the World, although he has his own folk religion, that he hates to admit it as a religion. He is also one of the most Anti-Chinese countryballs on Earth.
And can into complicated words
and can into hidings in the tree.
Northern Vietnamese call ball "bóng" and Southern Vietnamese call ball "banh".
Also, Vietnamball once drew the attention of the world for his victory over Franceball at Dien Bien Phu in 1954, which encouraged the revolution of 17 African colonies of France and became a "big meme source" by force US must "leave his own war".
And lastly, Vietnamball is very good at using tanks, so he usually win the tank competition .
His national day is September 2nd.
Vietnamball, is a very strong nationalist countryball. Unlike other communist countryballs, he is very open to the world and is very good friends with USAball. Although Vietnamball is (kinda) authoritarian, He is very proud of himself after an economic boom in the late 20th-century. He is very happy and never does anything against USAball. When alert, he is aggressive. He also loves BEAUTIFUL nature, forests and sea. Transparency International's 2017 Corruption Perception Index ranks him 107th place out of 180 countries, making him sort-of the least corrupt communist countryball in the world.
Vietnamball used to be friends with Chinaball during the North Vietnamese era. However, after the Vietnamese reunification, they start to have hostile relations again. China launched an offensive invasion due to Vietnamball's occupation of Cambodiaball after the Khmer Rouge ended. This is why Vietnamball, to this day, he still hates Chinaball very much.
Citizens of Vietnamball celebrates Lunar New Year. Vietnamball is the home of 54 different ethnic groups and cultures, and the ethnic Vietnamese (Kinhs) are dominant among them.
The history of Vietnamball can be traced back to around 5000 years when he was known as Văn Lang and ruled by the Hùng kings. The Hùng kings were first mentioned in a 4th-century Xianbeiball Northern Wei dynastyball's historiography book Commentary on the Water Classic, while the Lạc Việt or Luoyue people in northern Vietnam (direct ancestors of the modern ethnic Vietnamese) was mentioned in a old inscription on a bronze caster of Shang ball, dated 3200 years ago. At that time, Van Lang had Southeast Asian culture and an Abugida script.
However, the state of Âu Lạc didn't last long and later it became part of the new powerful Yue kingdom Nam Việt. Since then, ancient Vietnamese has lost its Southeast Asian culture and writing. The Kingdom of Nam Việt extended into central Vietnam to the south, to Changsha of the Han dynasty to the North. The kingdom had trade and contact with Ancient Greeceball.
In 111 BCE, Evil Hanball conquered Nam Việt and incorporated it into Imperial Chinaball rule for over a millennium until 880 AD. Under Chinese rule, the patriotism and nationalism of Vietnamese people led to many rebellions which resulted in several short-lived independent Vietnamese states. Around 9th century, when the Tangball empire of Chinaball began its shrinking, the Vietnamese people thrived up against the Chinese rulers for their freedom and finally resulted at 905 when the first time Vietnamese chieftains now rule their own state independently since the Tang domination.
A fully independent Vietnamese monarchy was finally formed in 939 after the battle of Bạch Đằng river. In 968 king Dinh Bo Linh established the kingdom of Dai Vietball. Successive Vietnamese royal dynasties flourished as the nation expanded geographically and politically into Southeast Asia. In 1407, Mingball invaded and turned Vietnam into a province, but Le Loi defeated the Ming and reestablished Dai Vietball. During the reign of king Le Thanh Tong (1460-1497) of the Lê dynasty, He became what is considered by historians such as John K. Whitmore "The Golden Age of Vietnam" (ball). During Vietnamball's golden age, He defeated and annexed the long-term rival Champaball, then turned west and attacked Tai states of Kingdom of Lan Xangball, Lannaball, Kingdom of Avaball and their ally Malacca Sultanateball. After Le Thanh Tong's death, Dai Vietball quickly weakened and teared down because of bad successors. Two devastated civil wars occurred from 1533 to 1592 and 1627 to 1672, Dai Vietball was divided into two rival polities at the 18th parallel north, the Trịnh dynastyball and Nguyen ball. Dai Vietball was never able to regain his unity and strength under a single monarch like before. Finally, after the Tây Sơn Dynastyball revolution and the following deadly civil war in the late 18th century, Dai Vietball collapsed, again and was reunified under a new state: the Vietnamese Empireball (1802-1885), or Dainamball.
Established by Gia Long, early Dainamball had relative good relations with European balls such as British Empireball, First French Empireball, Prussiaball, and had embassies with USAball in 1812 and 1819. Dainamball simply forced himself isolated from the rest of the world from 1820 to 1858 while persecuting Catholics. Franceball invaded Vietnamball in 1858 in revenge of his isolation polity. In 1883 the French launched their final campaign with 60,000 troops then finally got the Vietnamese capitulation in August 1883 through the Treaty of Hue that eventually made Vietnamball became a protectorate and a colony of Franceball. In 1887 Franceball created the French Indochinaball. In 1918 Vietnamese emperor Khải Định then abolished the old Vietnamese Nom script and Chinese characters, replaced it with the Latinized-script developed in the 16th and 17th centuries that we know today.
Following a Japanese occupation in the 1940s, the Vietnamese fought French rule in the First Indochina War, eventually expelling Franceball in 1954. Thereafter, Vietnam was divided politically into two rival states, North and South Vietnamballs at the 17th north parallel. The conflict between the two sides intensified in what is known as the Vietnam War. The war ended with a North Vietnamese victory in 1975. It was easy for Vietnam to win since he had the lucky PPSH-41 and guerrilla warfare.
During the Vietnam War, North Vietnamball and Khmer Rougeball communists had formed an alliance to fight South Vietnamball and his alliances in their respective countries. In May 1975, the newly formed Democratic Kampucheaball, dominated by the Khmer Rougeball took over Cambodiaball. Despite their open display of cooperation with Vietnamball, the Khmer Rougeball feared that the Vietnamese communists were scheming to form an Indochinese federation with Vietnam as the dominant force in the region, and in 1978, the Democratic Kampucheaball began waging a war against the unified communist Vietnamball. The invasion, however, was soon repelled and resulted in the defeat of Khmer Rougeball.
On November 3, 1978, Soviet Unionball and Vietnamball signed a 25-year mutual defence treaty. On 1979, Chinaball insulted Vietnamball in the US by saying "The little child is getting naughty, it's time He gets spanked." when he allied with the Khmer Rouge. Chinaball invaded Vietnamball again like how he invaded Tibet and East Turkestan. However, Vietnamball won against Chinaball and he retreated weeks later.
Vietnamball, unified under a Communist government, remained impoverished and politically isolated. In 1986, the government initiated a series of economic and political reforms that began Vietnam's path towards integration into the world economy. In 1995, he restored relations and currently lifted the embargo with a former enemy, USAball. Since 2000, Vietnam's economic growth rate has been among the highest in the world.
In the 2010s, Vietnamball has been actively protesting against Chinaball's position on the Spratly Islands. He also protested in order to avoid potential Chinese invasion because unlike other Southeast Asian countries, Vietnam has been part of China for more than 1000 years, similar to Tibet and Xinjiang.
- ASEAN - Hiệp hội các quốc gia Đông Nam Á
HHCQGĐNÁ. My real family, as I am currently the leader of it.
- Nga - Good đồng chí. Son of Le Soviet, friend op Vietnam. He gib me weapons. Cam ban for the PPSH-41. Amongs them is the whole AK family.
- Pháp - A beautiful, charming, romantic, kind, loyalty, elegant, sweet, intelligent, and also no less powerful, determined, talented, excellent mother and Leader of Europe! Since you apologise and fixing your mistakes to me then I forgive you but not forget what you have done to me. Nevertheless, you are my best European friend and my mother, you help me a lot thanks! I also start helping you back if you need me.
- Mỹ (a.k.a. Hoa Kỳ) -
VIETNAMESE COFFEE STRONKWe are cool partners! We immediately became phriends after the Vietnam War so he and I can get along very well. We both hate the Maoist pig and we can both share our military power to beat 'em. He also has a large South Vietnamese Diaspora in San Francisco. Yummy Pho! Yummy burger....Can into best phriend! You don't have to apologise for Vietnam War. We can ignore the past. Because you are very different from before. Don't worry, my people support both Obama, Trump and Biden (if he help us to handle this guy). BUT TELL VINH TO NOT PHUCK US UP!!! BECAUSE WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THAT PHUCKING WAR!He cries when he is reminded of me somehow... he can't be blamed.
- Ba Lan - Hello main character. Thanks phor helping me in the past. You and I also have many similarities in history. I wish you could fly into space.
Or real-life editors will never let you fly into space.
- Hy Lạp - I like you and Kostas Lập. And your Greek alphabet is the father of our Latin alphabet.
SexSéc - Son of Czechoslovakian People's Republic (Cộng hòa nhân dân Tiệp Khắc). Most Vietnam people selling items is Czechia so we are best business friend. Vietnamese is Minority Language in your nation with barely few of my people? NICE!!! I might consider Czech to be a minority in my language too~~! ^_^ Thép Việt-Tiệp muôn năm! We both support this guy.
SịpSíp - Hello trading partner. Sorry, I didn't intentionally call you sịp (underwear in Vietnamese).
- Lào - Is my good
puppetfriend, I give him access to my sea freely whenever he wants. Anyways, why yuo hate Christianity and mama? I can into Catholicism and that is no problem, ok? Just kidding. Don't worry, Buddhism and Christianity are the 2 largest religions in Vietnam.
Ba CuCuba (Cu-ba/Kiu-ba) - Also OP COMRADE Another Vietnam's BFF,
- but must stop being friends with this dictator and also must have peace with his father, even though Biden got re- elected.
(ba cu = three p*nis)
- Thành Vatican (Va-ti-can) - Most of my Christian community is Catholic. I oph like him. But what if I am a commie? And by the way:
REMEMBER WHAT CRIMES YOU ALL HAVE DONE WHEN YOU ATTEMPTED TO SUPPORT NUKING US AT ĐIỆN BIÊN PHỦ.
- Bhutan (Bu-tan) - He also shares the same hatred for Chinaball as me. Anyone who hates PR Chinaball is my friend. :).
- Israel (I-xra-en/I-xrây-en) - Gibes shiny new weapons such as TAR-21 & Galil ACE, but stop bullying Palestine! Still, we're good phriends though.
- Liên Xô - Op ĐỒNG CHÍ/TOVARISCH! I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!! I highly appreciate your dedication to help me through both wartime and peacetime. He became under Mikhail Gorbachev on late 20th century. HE SHOULD'VE BEEN ALIVE FOR LONGER IF THERE WASN'T AN ATTEMPTED MILITARY COUP!!!
- Brunei (Bru-nây/Bru-nai) - A random rich dude with oil and member of ASEAN. Also share spratly!
- Tây Tạng, Tân Cương, Nội Mông - I'm so sorry that bitch anschlussed you guys, thankfully he didn't. DON'T WORRY, I SUPPORT YOU GUYS AGAINST HIM!!! KEBAB STRONK!!! BUDDHA STRONK!!!! Tibet isn't Xizang.
- Ý - Most of our Vietnamese children like your Winx Club series, your spaghetti and pizzas!!! You're also my mama's phriend!
Hát aporeSingapore (Xinh-ga-po/Xinh-ơ-po) - Good friend and co-worker in ASEAN, can both into hosting USAball and Triều Tiên summit. He reminds me of Hong Kongball somehow.
- Phần Lan - Thanks for bringing Nokia. Have exchanged students. *
- Canada (Ca-na-đa) - He is really kind and friendly. He has one of the best Vietnamese restaurants in Vancouver. I love Vancouver 🤤🤤(also the Chinese people there are better than the Chinese in Mainland China hahaha)
- Nhật Bản - Best products in the world!, unlike Chink Chong. I like your manga, anime,
JAV, monies and Motorcycles a lot and gib me more Motorcycles like Yamaha or Kawasaki plox. However, don't forget what your papa did to me in the past!
- Ấn Độ - CURRY STRONK! We have a common enemy.
- Anh Quốc (or Anh) - Father of USA. Thanks for helping us build the 15th tallest building in the world. We have a very common enemy. Don't worry, we will destroy Huawei! (Your name and your child (Anh)'s name in Vietnamese confused me.)
- Việt Cộng - Hello, best brother, and was of south! But he no longer exists, 'cause he longed to unite with us after kicking RVN's arse! cảm ơn bạn bro!
- Philippines (Phi-líp-pin) - My ASEAN friend, kind, sweet and funny. He's also in this damn dispute. But unlike this bully, we've kept too well the peace on the disputed territory since my reunification. Now let's work together to against that motherphucker! I ask to stop cursing when playing online.
- Palestine (Pa-le-xtin/Pa-le-xtanh) - Free Palestine! We know Israelcube is our friend but he is oppressing yuo! (Just like what we suffered before)
- Brazil (Bra-xin/Bra-din) - Likes Hue, BUT PAY COPYRIGHT!
gà tâyThổ Nhĩ Kỳ - Thanks for donor kebab, it's pretty tasty. Flexible for school ,also thanks for not getting involved in Vietnam war and even protesting the war;opening vietnamese embassies in Ankara, Turkey and also for being a tourism partner. I know that you are not a bird nor a food, but... hehehe.
- Đông Đức - OP ĐỒNG CHÍ/KAMERAD. Thanks for fighting for my independence and equipment.
- Đức - Gib Mercedes, Volswagen, BMW and beer, he is also France's wife.
- Romania (Ru-ma-ni/Rô-mây-ni-a) - Good friend. You helped me in the Vietnam War and in the present day, many of my workers in your clay are happy with your salary. And we are ancient too! Ceaucascu stronk! Woohoo!
- Cali(fornia) (Ca-li-phoóc-ni-a) - Is a
citystate of Colombiathe USA. Best U.S State ever! He hates me for being a commie, but I like him. Also a Vietnamese territory XD
- Texas (Téc-xác)
Tét Xác- He hates me too, but I like him tu. Lots of Vietnamese population but he hates commies. He is incredibly conservative, not gonna lie.
- Algeria (An-giê-ri/An-gi-ơ-ri-a) - A long lost relative that also gained independence from Franceball, Also helped me In Vietnam War against Franceball by switching sides. Western Sahara is a free country,
or at least he is yours.
- Đài Loan -
HOMOSEX DETECTED!A good friend AND FELLOW NATIONALIST COUNTRY , but I don't recognise you.We established representative offices and he has been the fourth-largest source of foreign direct investment in my clay since 2006. Since you invented bubble tea you are better than your arrogant brother, although I still think my Vietnamese coffee is better. Gib more bubble tea and instant noodles! BUT WE STILL BOTH HATE TƯỞNG GIỚI THẠCH AND MAO TRẠCH ĐÔNG! AND ALSO SHARE SPRATLY BECAUSE YOU ARE INVOLVED IN THIS CONPHLICT!!! ALSO STOP ALL THE HOMO MARRIAGE!
- Madagascar (Ma-đa-gát-xca) - An island that also gained independence from Franceball
. But my people associate you with penguins and that movie with talking animals
- Úc - Many of my students studying at his colleges.
- New Zealand (Niu Di-lân) - Hello the best friend of Aussie. Also have some students there.
- Bồ Đào Nha - You invented "Chữ Quốc Ngữ" (Modern Vietnamese alphabet), I dont like to use Han characters. And we both like Ronaldo!
- Thuỵ Điển - Nordic version of me! I love Minecraft and Pewdiepie! Drop some student there too. Also, thanks for helping me in the Vietnam War.
- Myanmar (Mi-an-ma) - Can into friendship. I provided arms to the Tatmadaw. We can into similar star!!! BUT WHAT ON EARTH?! ARE YOU KILLING YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND EVEN ROHINGYAS?!! STOP PLEASE!!!
- Chile (Chi-lê/Chi-lây) - Our relationship is nothing special. But he is longer than me. I used to think I was the longest in the world.
- Hồng Kông - I used to have refugees inside his clay so I guess I was his enemy?? Our political stances are also very different so I thought he used to hate me. But THEN he became friendly and nice to me. I am so happy! 2017 BEST YEAR OF OUR LIVES!!!! Both can into remove Maoist pigs! You are one of my biggest trading partners. We both refuse to be friends with THIS BULLY!!!! Our languages have very similar tones too. Now, I've called you Hồng Kông instead of Hương Cảng/Xianggang.
- Tây Sahara - I SUPPORT YOU AGAINST THAT LITTLE SATAN!
- Trường Sa - I will liberate yuo! DELETE XISHA AND NANSHA. YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE PARACEL AND
RICHARDSPRATLY. But I'm not interested in Louisa Reef.
- Chăm Pa - Sorry for anschlussed you in the past. I think I have stopped harassing Cham people, because Kinh people dont care and dont hate Islam. Pls rest in peace. We will develop the Cham script and simplify it. I am studying your culture. And our áodài is derived from your traditional costume.
- Hà Nội - He's my capital, I love him. I often joke that his name is Haloi because it is difficult for him to distinguish between "l" and "n".
- Sài Gòn/Tp. Hồ Chí Minh - My stronkest boi, I love him too. He hated me from the day of unification. But everything changed when I gave up my subsidy period for economic reform. He inherits investments from Franceball, the USAball, South Koreaball and Japanball. I am very proud of him, he is one of the stronkest cities in the world. He told me to call him banh (ball in Southern Vietnamese) instead of bóng (ball in Northern Vietnamese). I often call him Saigon, and his center is Ho Chi Minh City at his request. But he can not become my capital for some reason.
- Triều Tiên - Fellow ĐỒNG CHÍ/동지 and crazy friend... BUT WHY YUO OP RUINING MY PHRIENDSHIP WITH MALAYSIA!! STOP TRYING TO PHUCK THE WORLD UP!!! JUST GET A PHUCKING GOOD LEADER!!!
I SUPPORT KIM HAN-SOL!Also sorry for Kim Jong Nam. Even though I might not be at fault
- Thái Lan - Ewww, shemale. Good place to travel to and good at football.
- Albania (An-ba-ni/An-bây-ni-a) - Kosovoball is own Serbian Clay not yuors bot he still Neutral with this bitch.
- Malaysia (Ma-lai-xi-a/Ma-lây-sơ) - Took away 2 football championship title, why? Share spratly! Good friends though, most of our youth like your Upin Ipin series. Your Chinese people are the best, and we are also in ASEAN.
- Somalia (Xô-ma-li/Xô-ma-li-a) - YOU MADE MY FLAG UGLY BY MAKING IT BLUE AND A WHITE STAR AND PIRATE HAT??? PATHETIC!!!! (But thanks for creating The Piracy jiu jiu jiu) But besides flag stealing I like him and I gib him aid.
- Indonesia (In-đô-nê-xi-a/In-đô-ni-sơ) - My good kebab friend but luwak coffee is off made actual poop. Although it's not bad, Vietnamese coffee is of best coffee. And WHY ARE YOU COMPALINING ABOUT YOUR SHIPS COLLIDING WITH MINES!? We're neutral now... also please don't sink our ships on the 4th.
- Hàn Quốc - Land of Kpop, Samsung, plastic surgency & some Hallyu shits... Ehh, I mean gib investment, plox! Thanks for bring Park Hang-Seo. I'm op appreciate that! BUT I STILL WON'T F ORGET WHAT YOUR SOLDIERS CHUNG-HEEG THE WAR! FUCK YUO PARK CHUNG-HEE!!! But you apologized me phor yuor war crimes you did.
- Mông Cổ - He of alright. He anschlussed me in the past, and I kicked his ass three times. But now, I am stronker then him and he is Russia's friends. Our relationship will be normal. But I am still stronker than him, heheheh.
(mông:buttock + cổ:neck = Mông Cổ:Buttockneck)
- Serbia (Séc-bi/Xơ-bi-a) - Stop trying to remove kebabs, I love them. But I of support yuo in Kosovoball situation so, friends?
- Kosovo (Kô-xô-vô) - YOU ARE SERBIAN CLAY!!! But we both hate Chinaball.
- Trung Quốc (once in a blue moon) - Trading partner
and papa. In fact, his good but uncommon side should be respected. He taught me about socialist market economy (but socialist-oriented market economy still best), and religions like Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism. A lot of my traditions are from him because I used to be part of him in the ancient era. Mao used to be our friend. He also helped me in wars, before 1978. He's still my arch-nemesis anyway. (Scroll down to the Enemies section)
- Maroc (Ma-rốc) - WESTERN SAHARA ISN'T YOURS! NAUGHTY BROTHER!
- Bolivia (Bô-li-vi-a) - I still mostly hate yuo because yuo're being anti-imperialist again, no sea then! I thought you were changed my guy :(
- Estonia (E-xtô-ni-a/Ét-xtô-ni-a) - She hates me because I am of phriends with Russia, Palestine, Algeria, and Armenia also she likes homosex!!
- Ukraina (U-crai-na/U-kranh) - Same as Estonia! But you should be glad I'm neutral in this mess
- Quebec (Kê-béc/Kuy-béc) - I WON'T STOP HATING CHINA IF YOU SAID THAT!
- Azerbaijan (A-déc-bai-dan/A-dơ-bai-gian) - OK FIRST OF ALL, YOU NEED TO STOP BULLYING ARMENIA BECAUSE OF NAGORNO KARABAH!
- Agent Orange - You still haunt my clay and terrorise innocent people, you have killed and mutated millions, and one day, you will be eradicated phrom Vietnam.
- Campuchia (Cam-pu-chia) - ĐỊT CON MẸ THẰNG CAMPUDOG!!! HUN SEN IS OP PHRIENDLY TO OUR COUNTRY! BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAYED ME AND ARE RACIST TO MY PEOPLE! I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR PHORMER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT DID BEPHORE I RESCUED YOU IN 1978! IPH YUO THINK YUO CAN INTO CAPITALISM THEN WHY ARE YUO ENEMIES WITH USAball? YOU ARE CRAZY THINKING I WILL INVADE YOU! I HAVE BETTER HUMAN RIGHTS THAN YUO!!! STOP BEING PHRIENDS WITH CHINA!!! AND FOR KHMER KROM REVISIONISTS: STOP CALLING HCMC, PHÚ QUỐC AND MY OTHER SOUTHERN PROVINCES BY ITS OLD NAMES! YUO CAN'T TAKE BACK MY SOUTH! THEY ARE MINE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
- D*CKHEAD TRUNG QUỐC (since 1978) -
WORST PHATHER EVER!!! SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA MY NO.1 AND ETERNAL ENEMY!! I AM NOT YUOR CHILD! YUO SAID THAT NORTHERN VIETNAM WAS PART OPH CHINA BEPHORE SECESSION?! THAT'S BECAUSE YUO ANSCHLUSSED ME IN THE PAST!! NORTHERN VIETNAM IS STILL THE PHIRST SET PHOOT BY THE ANCIENT VIETNAMESE!!! I AM A SEPARATE COUNTRY TO YUO PHROM THE VERY BEGINNING OPH HISTORY!!! JUST BECAUSE OPH THE SINICIZATION, I BRING A PART OPH THE BLOODLINE OPH THE HÁN PEOPLE AND SINOSPHERE CULTURE! ANYWAY, I STILL HAVE THINGS YUO NEVER HAVE!!! AND THE KINHS ARE STILL A DIFFERENT ETHNICITY FROM THE HAN, AND FOREVER!!! Yuo phailed to annex me aphter so many times during the ancient era and still got kicked out by me. Yuo did help me during the Vietnam war but then decided to be a dickhead during my occupation on Cambodia!!! Also, I AM VERY, VERY CONPHUSED THAT WHY DID YOU HELP THAT SHITTY KHMER ROGUE EVEN THOUGH THEY KILLED YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND THAT I HAD TO RESCUE YOUR PEOPLE LIVING IN CAMBODIA? DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE EVEN HEARTLESS TO YOUR OWN PEOPLE GETTING KILLED BY POL POT?!!! YUO NEVER TAUGHT ME ANY LESSONS ON THAT PHUCKING WAR! I HAVE TAUGHT YUO THAT I WILL NEVER BECOME AN AUTONOMOUS REGION OPH YUO! YUO HAVE SAID THE WRONG HISTORICAL TRUTH! REMOVE PHAKE PRODUCTS! COPYCAT TEA!!!!! AND PHUCK THE NATIONAL SECURITY LAW!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SIDED WITH ME IN OVERTHROWING POL POT, YOU DIRTY SCUM OPH A BEECH! BUT OH NO NO YOUR SO-CALLED "PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY" STARTED A WAR AGAINST ME!!! YUO ARE THE MOST CONPHUSING COUNTRY TO EXIST AND DON'T EVER TRY TO INPHLUENCE ME WITH YUOR HUAWEI!!! PHUCK YUO!!! STOP CALLING ME YUENAN!!!! REMOVE DENGISM!!! 1979 BEST YEAR OPH MY LIPHE!!!! I TAKE THAT VICTORY!!!!!! KEEP CRYING, MANTOU!!!!!!!!! OUR HOA PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN YUOR HÁN PEOPLE. I WILL CUT YUOR COW'S TONGUE! YUO KILLED MY PHISHERMEN ON MY PART OPH THE SOUTH CHINA SEA! YUO KILLED MY PHARMERS BY BUILDING DAMN DAMS ON THE MÊ KÔNG!!! YUOR COMPANIES ARE POLLUTING MY CLAY!!! NOT THOSE WESTERNERS, YUO ARE THE MOST RACIST IN THE WORLD! TELL YUOR CITIZENS TO STOP SLANDERING ME AND MY PHRIENDS! ÁO DÀI IS NOT YUOR COSTUME!WHY DO YUOR PEOPLE BUY MY BABIES AND GIRLS PHROM MY DAMN TRAPHPHICKERS?! YUOR PEOPLE EAT VISCERA OPH MY BABIES, YUO ARE A MONSTER!!! YUOR PEOPLE RAPED MY GIRLS, YUO ARE OPH PERVERTS!!! YUO CALL ME AN UNGRATEPHUL AND PLAYING WITH PHORMER ENEMIES. I WILL REPAY YUO NOW IPH YUO DID NOT UPSET ME!!! MY PHORMER ENEMIES HAD HELPED ME AGAINST YUO, SO WE ARE PHRIENDS!! ! TOLD YUOR PEOPLE NOT TO ENTER MY CLAY ILLEGALLY, AND THEY MUST BE ISOLATED!! AND ALSO SHARE THE PH*CKING SPRATLY!!! I made my phlag and emblem bephore you made yuors. And, the word 'Hán' has sound similar to the word 'háng'(groin in Vietnamese). Oh, and by the way, HOÀNG SA AND TRƯỜNG SA IS OPH MINE AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE!!! DELETE XISHA, NANSHA, TÂY SA, NAM SA!!!
- Hà Nam TQ - Yuo are phake Hà Namball
- Nam Việt Nam - ĐỊT MẸ QUÂN BA SỌC BÚ LỒN MẼO! YUO IS OPH PHA-KE!!! YUO STAY OPH DEAD!!! HE IS SO EASY TO KILL! 1975 BEST YEAR OPH MY LIPHE!!!!!!!! ... Stop reactionary! Stop anti-communist! We love Cao Ky! Pls behave like him! We are all Vietnamese, right? But iph yuo dont listen, there's nothing yuo can do about it. REPUBLIC OPH VIETNAM IS DEAD! HAHAHA, now you're side with me as a ghost sometimes.
- Khmer Đỏ - CRAZY GENOCIDAL PHREAK! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL, POL POT!!!!! YOU WANTED TO WIPE ME OUT BUT YOU PHAILED!
- Mỹ (formerly) - PH*CK YUO I AM STRONKER THAN YUO!!! NEVER PHORGET IN THE VIETNAM WAR WE CAN DEPHEAT YUO BY HIDING IN TREES!!! (but actually, Richard Nixon made your forces retreated. That's a good thing...)
How to draw
Drawing Vietnamball is SUPER easy:
- Colour the basic circle shape red
- Draw a yellow five-pointed star in the middle
- Draw the eyes and you have finished. You can also draw a nónlá (straw hat) for an addition.
Some interesting facts
- Vietnamball is one of the oldest countryballs in the world, even older than Japanball.
- Vietnamball is also one of the fastest economic growth countryballs in the world.
- Although he is part of East Asian culture, he used to have Southeast Asian culture in ancient times quite similar to his ethnic minorities before being Sinicized.
- Some current studies show that VănLangball (the ancestors of Vietnamball)MAY have a script similar to its brothers. But they were destroyed by ancient Nanyueball.
- Imperial Citadel of ThangLong was in the past a giant palace of Vietnamball. It is bigger than the Imperial City of Hue. But it was very badly destroyed.
- QuangBinhball province has a beautiful PhongNha cave is a World Natural Heritage, It also has SonDoong cave which is the largest natural cave in the world.
- dảk (dark)
- bủh (bruh)
- dảk dảk bủh bủh lmao
- "Phuck yuo China!"
- "Hue is mine! Not Brazil's!"
- "Vietnam Stronk! I can into winning war! Now can gib investment."
- "I kicked China, the Mongols, China (again!), Siam, China (again!!), Japan, France, Murica, China (again!!!), Khmer Rouge & your ass"
- "Get ya asses out of here"
- "Đ*t mẹ mày!" (Translation: Ph*ck your mom!) -
- "All I do is Nguyễn Nguyễn no matter what!"
- "Nam! Get the AK"!
- "Cô là ai!?? Cháu không biết!! CÔ ĐI RA ĐI!!!!" (traslation: Who are yuo??? I dunno know you!! BEGONE THOT!!!)
- "Almost Anarchy, here is the link
- "con cặc" (traslation: dick)
- "VIỆT NAM VÔ ĐỊCH!!!!!!!!!" (traslation: VIETNAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!)
- "Vô lí nhưng rất thuyết phục" (traslation: Nonsensical but very persuading)
- "Được của ló :))" (traslation: Its ocay)
- "Toang!" (traslation: Crap!)
- "Thời gian như chó chạy ngoài đồng" (traslation: Time's like dog running in the field)
- ==="Vô văn hóa" (Translation: Uncultured)...=== ≈ ignorance
- "Không làm mà đòi có ăn thì ăn đầu b**i, ăn c*t" (Translation: If you want to eat, but you don't work, then eat d*ckhead, eat sh*t!)
WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MADAFAKA
- Thăm ngàn! Kẹp ngần! (stole it from Thai: thangan, kebngein)
Tôi là bậc thầy đánh rắm huyền thoại (I'm the legendary fart master)
- Kháng Chiến thắng lợi muôn năm! (traslation: Resistance war victory viva!)
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 (Ytiet)
- I don't scare of Jonathan Galindo! I like pranking him!
Tôi là đệ nhất quốc sư Hoa Kì Trần Dần (I'm the stronkest national professor of the USA - Tran Dan) (from a reactionary guy)
- Nam Ngư muôn năm (Namngu viva!) (a Vietnamese fish sauce firm)
- Rất gì và này nọ (They are just like "what-the-fuck" things out there!)
- "Bà con, ai gặp các vấn đề về xương khớp gọi cho tôi. Tôi cam kết chữa khỏi 100%" (The Vietnamese medical ad on YouTube(ULTIMATELY CRINGE))
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- : ban-mee| : baing-mee
- : foh| : fer
- : cha-jih-oh| : chah-yaw
- : ban-sih-oh| : baing-sehw
- : ban-kuon| : baing-kuern
- : chei| : cheh
- : ban-chung| : baing-chưng
- : ban-jih-ay| : baing-yây
- Now, Vietnamball does not know anything about that script, even the name. Only rare ancient books talk about it, the SaPaball's runestone also have strange writing. 'Khoa Đẩu' is a Sino-Vietnamese word meaning tadpole. Because it is like a tadpoles (Lao, Khmer, Thai also have tadpoles). Xuyền (one of his citizens) says he has found the ancient Vietnamese script, but Vietnamball doesn't believe it because it doesn't have a tadpole.