Sino-Vietnamese:

Nam quốc sơn hà Nam đế cư

Tiệt nhiên phận định tại thiên thư

Như hà nghịch lỗ lai xâm phạm

Nhữ đẳng hành khan thủ bại hư!

English:

The mountains and rivers that carved the southern empire, dwelled by the Southern Emperor.

Its sovereignty is of nature's will and is allotted in script from the heaven.

What gives these invaders the right to trespass it,

They shall, in doing that, see themselves be defeated and shamed!

 
— Nam quốc sơn hà
Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty.
 
— Ho Chi Minh
Chúc mừng năm mới!
 
— Vietnam celebrates 2020 Lunar New Year!


They are in the Trees!
 
— American soldiers at vietnam war


Vietnamball, officially the People's Socialist Republic of Little China Vietnamball, also nicknamed 'Namball is the most cringey countryball that has ever existed who has no government easternmost countryball on the Indochina Peninsula in ASEAN-icon.png Southeast Asia With an estimated 97,338,579 inhabitants as of 2020, it is the world's 16th most populous countryball, the 3rd most populous countryball in Southeast Asia and the 9th-most-populous Asian countryball. Vietnam is neighboured by China-icon.png his papa Chinaball to the north, Laos-icon.png Laosball to the north-west, Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball to the south-west, Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball across the South China Sea to the south-east, and Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball to the east. Its capital city has been Hanoi-icon.png Hanoiball, and its largest city is Ho Chi Minh Cityball

Vietnamball is one of the world's five remaining one-party socialist states officially espousing communism. Although Vietnamball remains officially committed to socialism as his defining creed, his economic policies have grown increasingly capitalist,[216][217] with The Economist characterising his leadership as "ardently capitalist communists". He is sometimes referred to as a "liberal communist". He is also notable for being one of the most Atheism-icon.png atheist states in the Earth-icon.png World, although he has his own folk religion, that he hates to admit it as a religion. He is also one of the most Anti-Chinese countryballs on Earth.

Vietnamball believes he has noble blood in his veins, by the mother Âu Cơ, a fairy and the father Lạc Long Quân, a Dragonlord, make him stronger than all countryballs who dare fight him!

And can into complicated words.

Also, Vietnamball once drew the attention of the world for its victory over Franceball at Dien Bien Phu in 1954, which encouraged the revolution of 17 African colonies of France and became a "big meme source" by force US must "leave his own war". And lastly, Vietnamball is very good at using tanks, so he usually win the tank competition .

His national day is September 2nd.


Personality

Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, is a very strong nationalist countryball. Unlike other communist countryballs, he is very open to the world and is very good friends with USA-icon.png USAball. Although Vietnamball is (kinda) authoritarian, He is very proud of himself after an economic boom in the late 20th-century. He is very happy and never does anything against USA-icon.png USAball. When alert, he is aggressive. He also loves BEAUTIFUL nature, forests and sea. Transparency International's 2017 Corruption Perception Index ranks him 107th place out of 180 countries, making him sort-of the least corrupt communist countryball in the world.

Vietnamball used to be friends with China-icon.png Chinaball during the North Vietnamese era. However, after the Vietnamese reunification, they start to have hostile relations again. China launched an offensive invasion due to Vietnamball's occupation of Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball after the Khmer Rouge ended. This is why Vietnamball, to this day, still hates China-icon.png Chinaball very much.

Lastly, being a country in the Sinosphere, Vietnamball celebrates Lunar New Year.

History

The history of Vietnamball can be traced back to around 5000 years when he was known as 1-icon.png Văn Lang and ruled by the Hùng kings. The Hùng kings were first mentioned in a 4th-century Xianbeiball Northern Wei dynastyball's historiography book Commentary on the Water Classic, while the Lạc Việt or Luoyue - a Baiyue tribe in northern Vietnam (direct ancestors of the modern ethnic Vietnamese) was mentioned in a old inscription on a bronze caster of Shang ball, dated 3200 years ago.

 Hùng kings ruled the Luoyue (Lạc Việt) people for more than 2000 years until a war between 1-icon.png Văn Lang (Luoyue) and 1-icon.png Âu Việt (Ouyue) broke out and two states merged to become 1-icon.png Âu Lạc.

However, the state of Âu Lạc didn't last long and later it became part of the new powerful Yue kingdom 1-icon.png Nam Việt. The Kingdom of Nam Việt extended into central Vietnam to the south, to Changsha of the Han dynasty to the North. The kingdom had trade and contact with Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball.

In 111 BCE, Han-icon.png Hanball conquered Nam Việt and incorporated it into Imperial Chinaball rule for over a millennium until 905 AD. Under Chinese rule, the patriotism and nationalism of Vietnamese people led to many rebellions which resulted in several short-lived independent Vietnamese states. 

A fully independent Ngo dynasty-icon.png Vietnamese monarchy kingdom was finally formed in 939 after the battle of Bạch Đằng river. Successive Vietnamese royal dynasties flourished as the nation expanded geographically and politically into Southeast Asia, especially during the Le-iconv2.png Lê dynasty (1428-1789) it became one of the most powerful and wealthiest states in the region until the Indochina Peninsula was invaded and colonized by France-icon.png Franceball in the late 19th century. Vietnamese emperor Khải Định then abolished the old Chu Nom and Chinese characters, replaced it with the Latin script developed in the 16th and 17th centuries that we know today. During the ancient time, foreigners from China, Korea, Japan, Mongolia and many Europeans usually called Vietnam as Annam, to Persians and Arabs, Vietnam was commonly known as Jiaozhi and Tonkin.

Following a Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese occupation in the 1940s, the Vietnamese fought French rule in the First Indochina War, eventually expelling Franceball in 1954. Thereafter, Vietnam was divided politically into two rival states, Vietnam-icon.png North and South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamballs. The conflict between the two sides intensified in what is known as the Vietnam War. The war ended with a North Vietnamese victory in 1975. It was easy for Vietnam to win since he had the lucky PPSH-41 and guerrilla warfare.

During the Vietnam War, Vietnam-icon.png North Vietnamball and Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Khmer Rougeball communists had formed an alliance to fight South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamball and  USA-icon.png South Korea-icon.png Australia-icon.png New Zealand-icon.png Thailand-icon.png his alliances in their respective countries. In May 1975, the newly formed Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Democratic Kampucheaball, dominated by the Khmer Rougeball took over Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball. Despite their open display of cooperation with Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, the Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Khmer Rougeball feared that the Vietnamese communists were scheming to form an Indochinese federation with Vietnam as the dominant force in the region, and in 1978, the Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Democratic Kampucheaball began waging a war against the unified communist Vietnamball. The invasion, however, was soon repelled and resulted in the defeat of Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Khmer Rougeball.

On November 3, 1978, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and Vietnamball signed a 25-year mutual defence treaty. On 1979, China-icon.png Chinaball insulted Vietnamball in the US by saying "The little child is getting naughty, it's time he gets spanked." when he allied with the Khmer Rouge. Chinaball invaded Vietnamball again like how he invaded Tibet and East Turkestan. However, Vietnamball won against Chinaball and he retreated weeks later.

Vietnamball, unified under a Communist government, remained impoverished and politically isolated. In 1986, the government initiated a series of economic and political reforms that began Vietnam's path towards integration into the world economy. In 1995, he restored relations and currently lifted the embargo with a former enemy, USA-icon.png USAball. Since 2000, Vietnam's economic growth rate has been among the highest in the world.

In the 2010s, Vietnamball has been actively protesting against China-icon.png Chinaball's position on the Spratly Islands. He also protested in order to avoid potential Chinese invasion because unlike other Southeast Asian countries, Vietnam has been part of China for more than 1000 years, similar to Tibet and Xinjiang.

Relationships

Friends/Bạn bè

  • Russia-icon.png Nga - Son of Soviet, friend op Vietnam. He gib me weapons. Cam ban for the PPSH-41. Amongs them is the whole AK family BUT STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH China-icon.png MAO DICTATOR!!!
  • France-icon.png Pháp: Beautiful, charming, romance, kindness, loyalty, elegant, sweet, intelligent, and also no less powerful, determined, talent, excellent mother and Leader of Europe! Since you apologise and fixing your mistakes to me then I forgive you but not forget what you have done to me. Nevertheless, you are my best European friend and mother, you help me a lot thanks! I also start helping you back if you need it. 
  • USA-icon.png Mỹ (a.k.a. Hoa Kỳ) - VIETNAMESE COFFEE STRONK We are cool partners! We immediately became friends after the Vietnam War so he and I can get along very well. We both hate the China-icon.png pig and we can both share our military power to beat them. He also has a large South Vietnamese Diaspora in San Francisco. Yummy Pho! Yummy burger....Can into best friend! You don't have to apologise for Vietnam War. We can ignore the past. Because you are very different from before.  BUT TELL VINH TO NOT FUCK US UP!!! BECAUSE WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THAT FUCKING WAR! He cries when he is reminded of me somehow...he cannot be blamed.
  • Czech-icon.png Sex Séc (a.k.a. Tiệp (he is now ded))  - Son of Czechoslovakian People's Republic. Most Vietnam people selling items is Czechia so we are best business friend. Vietnamese is Minority Language in your nation with barely few of my people? NICE!!! I might consider Czech to be a minority in my language too~~! ^_^ Thép Việt-Tiệp muôn năm! We support Taiwan-icon.png this guy.
  • Cyprus-icon.pngSịp Síp - Hello. Sorry, I didn't intentionally call you sịp (underwear in Vietnamese).
  • Laos-icon.png Lào - Is my good puppet  friend, I give him access to my sea freely whenever he wants. Anyways, why yuo hate Christianity and mama? I can into Catholicism and that is no problem, ok?
  • Cuba-icon.png Cuba (Fidel Castro)  - Also OP COMRADE Another Vietnam BFF but must stop being friends with China-icon.png this dictator and also must have peace with his USA-icon.png father, even though Biden got re-elected.
  • Vatican-icon.png Vatican - Most of my Christian community is Catholic. I op like him. But what if I am a commie?
  • Bhutan-icon.png Bhutan - he also shares the same hatred for Chinaball as me. Anyone who hates PR Chinaball is my friend. :)
  • Israel-icon.png Israel - Gibes shiny new weapons such as TAR-21 & Galil ACE, But stop bullying Palestine-icon.png PalestineStill a good friend though.
  • Soviet-icon.png Liên Xô  - Op TOVARISCH! I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!! I highly appreciate your dedication to help me through both wartime and peacetime. He became under Mikhail Gorbachev on late 20th century. HE SHOULD'VE BEEN ALIVE FOR LONGER IF THERE WASN'T AN ATTEMPTED MILITARY COUP!!!!
  • Tibet-icon.png Tây Tạng, Uyghur-icon.png Tân Cương, Inner Mongolia-icon.png Nội Mông - I'm sorry that China-icon.png the Maoist idiot anschlussed you guys, thankfully he didn't. DON'T WORRY, I SUPPORT YOU GUYS AGAINST HIM!!! KEBAB STRONK!!! BUDDHA STRONK!!!!
  • Brunei-icon.png Brunei - A random rich dude with oil. Share spratly! Or else...
  • Hong Kong-icon.png Hồng Kông  - I used to have refugees inside his clay so I guess I was his enemy?? Our political stances are also very different so I thought he used to hate me. But THEN he became friendly and nice to me. I am so happy! 2017 BEST YEAR OF OUR LIVES!!!! Both can into remove Maoist pigs! You are one of my biggest trading partners. We both refuse to be friends with China-icon.png THIS BULLY!!!! I'm glad you didn't call me Yuenan. Our languages have very similar tones too.
  •  Italy-icon.png Ý - Most of Vietnamese children like your Winx Club series.
  • Singapore-icon.png Singapore  - Good friend and co-worker in ASEAN, can both into hosting USA-icon.png USAball and North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball summit. He reminds me of Heunggong-icon.png Hong Kongball.
  • Finland-icon.png Phần Lan  - Thanks for bring Nokia. Have exchanged students. *SANDSTORM INTENSIFIES*
  • Canada-icon.png Canada : He is really kind and friendly. He has one of the best Vietnamese restaurants in Vancouver. I love Vancouver 🤤🤤(also the Chinese people there are better than the Chinese in Mainland China hahaha)
  • Japan-icon.png Nhật Bản - Best products in the world!, unlike China-icon.png Chink Chong. I like your manga, anime, JAV, monies and Motorcycles a lot and gibe me more Motorcycles like Yamaha or Kawasaki plox. However, don't forget what your papa did to me in the past!
  • India-icon.png Ấn Đụ Độ : CURRY STRONK! We have a common enemy. Sorry for supporting Pewdiepie.
  • UK-icon.png Anh Quốc (or Anh)  - Father of USA. We have a very common China-icon.png enemy. Don't worry, we will destroy Huawei! (Your name and your child (Anh)'s name in Vietnamese confused me.)
  • VC-icon.png Việt Cộng: Hello, best brother, and was of south! But he no longer exists. :-(
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippines : My ASEAN friend, kind, sweet and funny. Now let's work together to against China-icon.png that motherfucker! I ask to stop cursing when playing online.
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestine: Free Palestine! We know Israel-icon.png  Israelcube is our friend but he is oppressing yuo! (Just like what we suffered before)
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazil  - Likes Hue, BUT PAY COPYRIGHT! Nah, also gib Ricardo Milos.
  • Turkey-icon.png Gà Tây Thổ Nhĩ K  -Thanks for kebab, it's pretty tasty. Flexible for school ,also thanks for not getting involved in Vietnam war and even protesting the war;opening vietnamese embassies in Ankara Turkey and also for being a tourism partner. I know that you are not a bird nor a food, but... hehehe.
  • California-icon.png Cali - Best U.S. State. Also a Vietnamese territory XD
  • East Germany-icon.png Đông Đức - OP ĐỒNG CHÍ/KAMERAD. Thanks for fighting for my independence and equipment. We are allies during the Cold War.
  • Germany-icon.png Đức  - Gib Mercedes and beer and work!
  • Romania-icon.png Romania - Good friend. You helped me in the Vietnam war and in the present day many of my workers in your clay are happy with your salary. And we are ancient too! Ceaucascu stronk! Woohoo!
  • Texas-icon.png Texas - Lots of Vietnamese population but he hates commies. He is incredibly conservative, not gonna lie.
  • Algeria-icon.png Algeria - A long lost relative that also gained independence from Franceball, Also helped me In Vietnam war against France-icon.png Franceball By switching sides. Western Sahara is a free country, or at least he is yours.
  • Ghana-icon.png Ghana - COFFIN DANCE STRONK, i like your meme. Anh da đen khiên hòm. :))
  • Taiwan-icon.png Đài Loan - HOMOSEX DETECTED! Good friend AND FELLOW NATIONALIST COUNTRY. We established representative offices and he has been the fourth-largest source of foreign direct investment in my clay since 2006. Since you invented bubble tea you are better than your China-icon.png arrogant brother, although I still think my Vietnamese coffee is better. Gib more bubble tea and instant noodles! I'm glad you didn't call me Yuenan BUT SHARE SPRATLY BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO INVOLVED IN THIS FUCKING CONFLICT!!!! ALSO STOP ALL THE HOMO MARRIAGE!
  • Madagascar-icon.png Madagascar - An island that also gained independence from Franceball but my people associate you with penguins and that movie with talking animals HEHEHEHEHEHE
  • Australia-icon.png Úc - Many of my students study at his colleges. 
  • New Zealand-icon.png Zealand Mới New Zealand - Hello the best friend of Aussie. Also have some students there.
  • Portugal-icon.png Bồ Đào Nha - Macauball told me that you are a great dad. You also invented "Chữ Quốc Ngữ" (Modern Vietnamese alphabet). And we like Ronaldo!
  • Spratly-icon.png Trường Sa - I will liberate yuo! DOWN TO XI JINPING!!!!!!!!
  • Western Sahara-icon.png Sahrawi (a.k.a Tây Sahara) - I SUPPORT YOU AGAINST Morocco-icon.png LITTLE SATAN!
  • Sweden-icon.png Thụy Điển - Nordic version of me! I love Minecraft-icon.png Minecraft and Pewdiepie! Drop some student there too.
  • Mexico-icon.png Mexico - Thanks for giving Jonathan Galindo! I will help you killing him, just by pranking power.

Neutral/Trung lập

  • North Korea-icon.png Triều Tiên: Fellow ĐỒNG CHÍ and crazy friend... BUT WHY YUO OP RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH Malaysia-icon.png MALAYSIA!! STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE WORLD UP!!! JUST GET A FUCKING GOOD LEADER!! I SUPPORT KIM HAN-SOL! Also sorry for Kim Jong Nam I guess...
  • Thailand-icon.png Thái Lan: Ewww, shemale. Good place to travel to and good at football. 
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia - Took away 2 football championship title, why? Share spratly! Good friends though, most of our youth like your Upin Ipin series. Your Chinese people are the best.
  • Somalia-icon.png Somalia - YOU MADE MY FLAG UGLY BY MAKING IT BLUE AND A WHITE STAR AND PIRATE HAT??? PATHETIC!!!! (But thanks for creating The Piracy jiu jiu jiu) But besides flag stealing I like him and I gib him aid.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesia - My good kebab friend but luwak coffee is off made actual poop. Viet coffee is of best coffee. And WHY ARE YOU COMPALINING ABOUT YOUR SHIPS COLLIDING WITH MINES!? We're neutral now... also please don't sink our ships on the 4th.
  • South Korea-icon.png Hàn Quốc: Land of Kpop, Samsung, plastic surgency & some stupid Hallyu shit... Ehh, I mean gib investment, plox! Thanks for bring Park Hang-Seo. I'm op appreciate that! BUT I STILL WON'T FORGET WHAT YOUR SOLDIERS DID!
  • Mongolia-icon.png Mông Cổ  - He of alright but I is stronker then him. heheheh 
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbia - YOU CAN'T REMOVE Turkey-icon.png MY FRIEND! But I of support yuo in Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo situation so, friends?
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo - I not recognize him but we both like Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball.
  • China-icon.png Trung Quốc (very rarely) - Best trading partner and papa. In fact, his good but uncommon side should be respected. He taught me about socialist market economy (but socialist-oriented market economy still best), and religions like Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism. A lot of my traditions are from him because I used to be part of him in the ancient era. Mao used to be our friend. He also helped me in wars, before 1978. He's still my arch-nemesis. Scroll down to the "Ăn đầu b**i, ăn c*t" section.
  • Macau-icon.png Ma Cao - You are a Portugalball's long lost child, and Hong Kong's friend. BUT WHY SHOULD YOU LOVE China-icon.png EVIL MAO EMPIRE?
  • Bolivia-icon.png Bolivia- I still mostly hate yuo! Because yuo're being anti-imperialist again! I thought you were changed. BRUH :(

Enemies/Kẻ thù

  • Agent Orange: You still haunt my clay and terrorise innocent people, you have killed and mutated millions, and one day, you will be eradicated from Vietnam.
  • Coronavirus-icon.png Corona-virus: NO NO NO NO NO, STOOPID TRUNG QUỐC LOOK WHAT YOU DONE, YOU JUST KILL MY PEOPLE!!!!! SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA!!!
  • Cambodia-icon.png Campuchia: HUN SEN IS OP FRIENDLY TO OUR COUNTRY! BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAYED ME AND ARE RACIST TO MY PEOPLE! I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR FORMER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT DID BEFORE I RESCUED YOU IN 1978! IF YUO THINK YUO CAN INTO CAPITALISM THEN WHY ARE YUO ENEMIES WITH USA-icon.png THE USA? I HAVE BETTER HUMAN RIGHTS THAN YUO!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistan - THERE'S NO EXIST MUSLIM INDIA! BTW, YOU HATE ME JUST BECAUSE I LOVES RICE, COMMUNISM, AND INDIA AND HATE CHINA. F*CKING DIE MUSLIM PERVERT
  • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijan - Stop bullying Armenia, I don't care if you are friend with Turkey-icon.png Turkey, BUT STOP!
  • Guangxi-icon.png Quảng Tây - YOU ARE CHINABALL'S WORST CHILD EVER! STUPID RACIST SCUM!
  • Morocco-icon.png Ma Rốc - WESTERN SAHARA IS NOT YOURS! NAUGHTY BROTHER!
  • ISIS-icon.png ISIS - You will never reach Vietnam!
  • FILTHY FRANK - FOR STEALING MY QUOTE! But he retired...(sob..sob).

Daivietangle-icon.png Ăn đầu b**i, ăn c*t! Daivietangle-icon.png (WORST ENEMY EVER!)

  • China-icon.png WORST DADDY EVER TRUNG QUỐC (since 1978) - SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA MY NO.1 AND ETERNAL ENEMY. Yuo failed to annex me after so many times during the ancient era and still got kick out by me. Yuo did help me during the Vietnam war but then decided to be a dick during my occupation on Cambodia!!! Also, I AM VERY, VERY CONFUSED THAT WHY DID YOU HELP THE SHITTY KHMER ROGUE EVEN THOUGH THEY KILLED YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND THAT I HAD TO RESCUE YOUR PEOPLE LIVING IN CAMBODIA? DOES THIS MEAN YOUR EVEN HEARTLESS TO YOUR OWN PEOPLE BEING KILLED BY POL POT?!!! REMOVE FAKE PRODUCTS! COPYCAT TEA!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SIDED WITH ME IN OVERTHROWING POL POT, YOU DIRTY SCUM!, BUT OH NO NO YOUR SO-CALLED "PEOPLE'S LİBERATİON ARMY" STARTED A WAR AGAINST ME!!! YUO ARE THE MOST CONFUSING COUNTRY TO EXIST AND DON'T EVER TRY TO INFLUENCE ME WITH HUAWEI!!! FUCK YUO!!! STOP CALLING ME YUENAN!!!! AND GIB MY FRIEND HONG KONG BACK TO UK!!!! REMOVE MAOISM AND DENGISM! 1979 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!! I TAKE THAT VICTORY!!!!!! KEEP CRYING, MANTOU!!!!!!!!! OUR HOA PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN YOUR HÁN PEOPLE. TAIWAN AND VIETNAM FRIENDSHIP FOREVER! Oh, and by the way, HOÀNG SA AND TRƯỜNG SA IS OF MINE AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE! YUO WANNA GO FOR A GANGSTER FIGHT?? COME ON!!!. And, the word 'Hán' has sound similar to the word 'háng'(groin in Vietnamese). But we are somewhat friends in real life but still my people hate yuo.
  •  South Vietnam-icon.png Việt Nam Cộng Hòa - (formerly, now in-exile) - ĐỊT MẸ QUÂN BA SỌC BÚ LỒN MẼO! YUO IS OF FAKE!!! YUO STAY OF DEAD!!! HE IS SO EASY TO KILL! Or stay in California or Texas cus we don't want you here. I like your South Vietnamese population diaspora but still....1975 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
  • Japanese-Empire-icon.png Đế quốc Nhật Bản (a.k.a. INU) - ANOTHER BIG ENEMY!! YOU'RE FUCKED!!! YOU MAKE MY PEOPLE HUNGRY AND DIE DUE TO STARVING. HIROHITO'S FACE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN. You even anschlussed South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball, Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball, Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball, and the Taiwan-icon.png Republic of Chinaball!!!!. CURSE YUO! AT LEAST YOUR SON FEEL GUILTY AND APOLOGISE ME FOR WHAT YOU DID, BUT WE WILL NEVER FORGET! AND, LOL, YOU ARE ANSCHLUSSED BY AMERICA! THX AMERICA! AND REMEMBER, YOU ARE FUCKED AND YOU ARE ALWAYS FUCKED!
  • Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Khơ-me Đỏ - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL, POL POT!!!!! YOU WANTED TO WIPE ME OUT BUT YOU FAILED!
  • USA-icon.png Mỹ (formerly) - FRICK YUO I AM STRONKER THAN YUO!!! NEVER FORGET IN THE VIETNAM WAR WE CAN DEFEAT YUO BY HIDING IN TREES!!!

How to draw

Drawing Vietnamball is very easy:

  1. Colour the basic circle shape red
  2. Draw a yellow five-pointed star in the middle
  3. Draw the slanted eyes and you have finished.

Quotes

  • "Fuck yuo China!"
  • "Hue is mine! Not Brazil's!"
  • "Vietnam Stronk! I can into winning war! Now can gib investment."
  • "I kicked China, the Mongols, China (again!), Siam, China (again!!), Japan, France, Murica, China (again!!!), Khmer Rouge & your ass"
  • "Đ*t mẹ mày!" (Translation: Fuck your mom!) - Vietnamese warcry
  • "All I do is Nguyễn Nguyễn no matter what!"
  • "Nam! Get the AK"!
  • "Cô là ai!?? Cháu không biết!! CÔ ĐI RA ĐI!!!!" (traslation: Who are yuo??? I dunno know you!! BEGONE THOT!!!)
  • "Almost Anarchy, here is the link
  • "con cặc" (traslation: dick)
  • "VIỆT NAM VÔ ĐỊCH!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Vô lí nhưng rất thuyết phục" (traslation: Nonsensical but very persuading)
  • "Được của ló :))" (traslation: Its ocay)
  • "Toang!"
  • "Thời gian như chó chạy ngoài đồng" (traslation: Time's like dog running in the field)
  • ==="Vô văn hóa" (Translation: Uncultured)...===
  • "Không làm mà đòi có ăn thì ăn đầu b**i, ăn c*t" (Translation: If you want to eat, but you don't work, then eat d*ckhead, eat sh*t!)
  • WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MADAFAKA
  • Thăm ngàn! Kẹp ngần! (stole it from Thai: thangan, keb ngein)
  • Tôi là bậc thầy đánh rắm huyền thoại
  • Kháng Chiến thắng lợi muôn năm!
  • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 (Ytiet)
  • I don't scare of Jonathan Galindo! I like pranking him!

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Maximum Red 218, 37, 29 C0-M83-Y87-K15 #DA251D
Yellow 255, 255, 0 C0-M0-Y100-K0 #FFFF00


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