|“|| Nam quốc sơn hà Nam đế cư
Tiệt nhiên phận định tại thiên thư
Như hà nghịch lỗ lai xâm phạm
Nhữ đẳng hành khan thủ bại hư!
|“||Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty.||”|
— Ho Chi Minh
|“||Chúc mừng năm mới!||”|
— Vietnam celebrates 2020 Lunar New Year!
Vietnamball, officially the Socialist Republic of Vietnamball (SRVball; Vietnamese: Bóng "Cộng hòa Xã hội chủ nghĩa Việt Nam and also, as short as possible, Bóng Việt Nam")
or Cringey Nguyenreich, is Royal Mike the easternmost countryball on the Indochina Peninsula in Southeast Asia. With an estimated 97,338,579 inhabitants as of 2020, it is the world's 16th-most- coronaviruses populous countryball, and the 9th-most-populous Asian countryball. Vietnam is neighbored by Chinaball to the north, Laosball to the north-west, Cambodiaball to the south-west, Malaysiaball across the South China Sea to the south-east, and Philippinesball to the east. Its capital city has been Hanoiball since the reunification of North and South Vietnamball in 1975.
Vietnamball is one of the world's five remaining one-party socialist states officially espousing communism, but due to being friends with the USA, the ideology is disappearing, making Vietnam capitalist in the future. He is also notable for being one of the most atheist state in the World.
And can into complicated words.
Also, Vietnamball once drew attention of the world for its victory over Franceball at Dien Bien Phu in 1954, which encouraged the revolution of 17 African colonies of France and became a "big meme source" by force US must "leave his own war"
His national day is September 2nd.
The history of Vietnamball can be traced back to around 5000 years when he was known as Văn Lang and ruled by the Hùng kings. Earliest mention about the Yue (Việt) people was in a Shang dynasty bronze inscription dated 1200 BCE. The Hùng kings, were first mentioned in a 5th-century Xianbeiball Northern Wei dynastyball's history book Nanyue zhi, ruled the Luoyue (Lạc Việt) people, a Baiyue (Bách Việt) tribe inhabited in Southern China and Northern Vietnam for more than 2000 years until a war between Văn Lang (Luoyue) and Âu Việt (Ouyue) broke out and two states merged to become Âu Lạc.
However, the state of Âu Lạc didn't last long and later it became part of new powerful Yue kingdom Nam Việt. The Kingdom of Nam Việt extended into central Vietnam to the south, to Changsha of Han dynasty to the North. The kingdom had trade and contact with Ancient Greeceball.
In 111 BCE, Hanball conquered Nam Việt and incorporated it into Imperial Chinaball rule for over a millennium until 905 AD. Under Chinese rule, the patriotism and nationalism of Vietnamese people led to many rebellions which resulted in several short-lived independent Vietnamese states.
A fully independent Vietnamese state was finally formed in 939 after the battle of Bạch Đằng river. Successive Vietnamese royal dynasties flourished as the nation expanded geographically and politically into Southeast Asia, especially during the Lê dynasty (1428-1789) it became one of the most powerful and wealthiest state in the region until the Indochina Peninsula was invaded and colonized by Franceball in the late 19th century. Vietnamese emperor Khải Định then abolished the old Chu Nom and Chinese characters, replaced it with the Latin script developed in the 16th and 17th century that we know today.
Following a Japanese occupation in the 1940s, the Vietnamese fought French rule in the First Indochina War, eventually expelling Franceball in 1954. Thereafter, Vietnam was divided politically into two rival states, North and South Vietnamballs. Conflict between the two sides intensified in what is known as the Vietnam War. The war ended with a North Vietnamese victory in 1975. In 1979 Chinaball invaded Vietnamball (Sino-Vietnamese War), but they retreated after a couple of weeks.
During the Vietnam War, North Vietnamball and Khmer Rougeball communists had formed an alliance to fight South Vietnamball and his alliances in their respective countries. In May 1975, the newly formed Democratic Kampucheaball, dominated by the Khmer Rougeball took over Cambodiaball. Despite their open display of cooperation with Vietnamball, the Khmer Rougeball feared that the Vietnamese communists were scheming to form an Indochinese federation with Vietnam as the dominant force in the region, and in 1978, the Democratic Kampucheaball began waging a war against the unified communist Vietnamball. The invasion however, was soon repelled and resulted in the defeat of Khmer Rougeball.
Vietnamball, unified under a Communist government, remained impoverished and politically isolated. In 1986, the government initiated a series of economic and political reforms that began Vietnam's path towards integration into the world economy. In 1995, he restored relations and currently lifted the embargo with former enemy, USAball. Since 2000, Vietnam's economic growth rate has been among the highest in the world.
- Russiaball - Son of Soviet, friend op Vietnam. He gib me weapons. Amongs them is the whole AK family! but still, STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH CHINA!
- USAball: We are cool partners! I gave him the best lesson of his life to start a unbreakable partnership He and I can get along smoothly. We both hate Huawei and we can both share our military power to beat them. He also has a large Vietnamese Diaspora in San Francisco. Yummy Pho! Yummy burger..... teach me to be like you! 🤤
- Please apologize for Vietnam War and acknowledge we beat you. And tell Vinh not to fuck us up!
- Czechiaball - Son of Czechoslovakian People's Republic. Most Vietnam people selling items is Czechia so we are best business friend. Vietnamese is Minority Language in your nation with barely few of my people? NICE!!! I might consider Czech to be minority in my language too~~! ^_^ Thép Việt-Tiệp muôn năm!
- Bhutanball - he also share the same hated for Chinaball as me.
- Thailandball: Ewww, shemale. Good place to travel to and good at football.
FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP STEALER, NAO AM OP BETTER THAN YUO HAHAHA!
- Laosball - Is my best friend, I give him access to my sea freely whenever he wants.
- Israelcube - Gibes shiny new weapons such as TAR-21 & Galil ACE, But stop bullying Palestineball!.
- Sovietball - Op TOVARISCH! Vietnam BFF. I miss him very much. I highly appreciate your dedication to help me through both wartime and peacetime.
- Bruneiball - A randomrich dude with oil. Share spratly!
- Italyball - My relationship with Italy is just normal but most of our youth like your Winx Club series
- Mongoliaball - He of alright but I is stronker then him
- Tringapore - Good friend and co-worker in ASEAN, can both into hosting USAball and North Koreaball summit
- Finlandball - Thanks for bring Nokia.
- Canadaball: He is really kind and friendly. He has one of the best Vietnamese restaurants in Vancouver. I love Vancouver 🤤🤤(although Chinese people there are better than the Chinese in Mainland China hahaha)
- Japanball - Best products in the world!, unlike Chink Chong. I like your manga, anime,
JAV, monies and Motorcycles a lot and gibe me more Motorcycles like Yamaha or Kawasaki plox. However, don't forget what you did to me in the past! (also remove Mantou team!)
- South Koreaball: Land of Kpop, Samsung, plastic surgency & some stupid Hallyu shit... Ehh, I mean gib investment, plox! But remember what you did to me during the Vietnam War! Thanks for bring Park Hang-Seo. I'm op appreciate that! BUT I STILL WON'T FORGET WHAT YOUR SOLDIERS DID!
- Please apologize for Vietnam War and your race-superiorism!! 20 of your kind has already pissed us off! We're gonna give them MORE BÁNH MÌ!!!!
- Indiaball: CURRY STRONK!
GIB KAMA SUTRA
- UKball - Fellow One China Policy remover!!! Wanna fight against Mantou?!!!! YEEEEEEEE
- Viet Congball: Hello, best brother, and is of south!
- Franceball: Beautiful, charming, romance, kindness, loyalty, elegant, sweet, intelligent, but also no less powerful, determined, talent, excellent Leader of Europe! Since you apologize and fixing your mistakes to me then i forgive you but not forget what you have done to me and now we are best friend, you help me a lot thanks! I also start helping you back if you need it. I will help rebuild Notre Dam. I feel bad for you!
YUO IS OP MANTOU FAN!My ASEAN friend, kind, sweet and funny. Now let's work together to against that China Dog! I ask to stop cursing when playing online.
- Palestineball: Free Palestine! We know Israelcube is our friend but he is oppressing yuo! (Just like what we suffered before)
- Brazilball - Likes Hue, BUT PAY COPYRIGHT!
- Turkeyball - Thanks for kebab, it's pretty tasty. Flexible for school ,also thanks for not getting involved in Vietnam war and even protesting the war;opening vietnamese embassies in Ankara Turkey and also for being a tourism partner.
- Cali - Best U.S. State.
A province of Vietnam XD
- East Germany - OP ĐỒNG CHÍ/KAMERAD. Thanks for fighting for my independence and equipment. We are allies during the Cold War.
- Germany - Gib Mercedes!
- Romaniaball - Good friend. You helped me in the Vietnam war and in the present day many of my workers in your clay are happy with your salary. And we are ancient too! Woho!
- Indonesiaball - My good kebab friend but luwak coffee is off made actual poop
BUT IS OF TASTE GOOD.Viet coffee is of best coffee. GIB RAID MOVIESand WHY ARE YOU COMPALINING ABOUT YOUR SHIPS COLLIDING WITH MINES!? We're neutral now... also please don't sink our ships on the 4th, and your claim on Natuna was false.
- Texasball - Lots of Vietnamese population but he hates commies.
- Algeriaball - A long lost relative that also gained independence from Franceball, Also helped me In Vietnam war against Franceball By switching sides.
- Madagascarball - An island that also gained independence from Franceball but I people associate you with penguins and that movie with talking animals.
- Cambodiaball: Hun Sen thank you for remaining friendly with us! BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAYED ME AND ARE RACIST TO MY PEOPLE! I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR FORMER COMMMUNIST GOVERNMENT DID BEFORE I RESCUED YOU IN 1978!
- North Koreaball: An OK ĐỒNG CHÍ (and mysterious) friend... WHY YUO OP RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MALAYSIA!! AND STOP TRYING TO NUKE USA!! OTHERWISE, I WILL BE OFFICIALLY CONVERTING TO CAPITALISM!!!!
- Cubaball - Also OP COMRADE Another Vietnam BFF but must stop being friends with Chink and also must have peace with his papa
- Malaysiaball - Took away 2 football championship title, why? Share spratly! Good friends though, most of our youth like your Upin Ipin series
- French Guyanaball - When are you gonna declare independence?
- Taiwanball: HOMOSEX DETECTED!!! But I will op recognise yuo.
- Agent Orange: You still haunt my clay and terrorise innocent people, you have killed and mutated millions, and one day, you will be eradicated from Vietnam.
- Corona-virus: NO NO NO NO NO, TRUNG QUỐC LOOK WHAT YOU DONE, YOU JUST KILL MY PEOPLE!!!!!( well... Not actually... There's no one died because of corona virus in my country yet...AND THAT'S GOOD -) SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA!!!
- One China Policy - THÚ VỊ !!! TRÁNH XA TÔI RA!!! YUO SON OF A BITCH!!!! FUCK OFF, I WILL WITHDRAW RECOGNITION TO TAIWAN AS THE REAL CHINA!!! ALONG WITH BRITAIN!!! WORST POLICY EVER!!! REEEEEEEEEE
- TRUNG QUỐC - SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA My No.1 and eternal enemy. Yuo are of fake china aswell. Yuo failed to take over me after so many times and still got kick out by me. Yuo did help me during the Vietnam war but then decided to be a dick after the Sino-Soviet split!!! Also, I AM VERY, VERY CONFUSED THAT WHY DID YOU HELP THE SHITTY KHMER ROGUE EVEN THOUGH THEY KILLED YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND THAT I HAD TO RESCUE YOUR PEOPLE LIVING IN CAMBODIA? DOES THIS MEAN YOUR EVEN HEARTLESS TO YOUR OWN PEOPLE BEING KILLED BY POL POT?!!! REMOVE FAKE PRODUCTS! COPYCAT TEA!!!!! FUCK YUO DENG XIAOPING! YOU SHOULD HAVE SIDED WITH ME IN OVERTHROWING POL POT, YOU DIRTY SCUM!, BUT OH NO NO YOUR SO MİGHTY PEOPLES LİBERATİON ARMY STARTED A WAR AGAINST ME! 1979 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!! I TAKE THAT VICTORY!!!!!! KEEP CRYING, MANTOU!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! And in case you forgot, HOÀNG SA AND TRƯỜNG SA IS OF MINE AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE!
- South Vietnamball - YUO IS OF FAKE!!! YUO STAY OF DEAD!!! HE IS SO EASY TO KIL! OR STAY IN CALI OR TEXAS BECAUZE WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!! 4/30/1975 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
- Genocidal crap - ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL, POL POT!!!!! YOU WANTED TO WIPE ME OUT BUT YOU FAILED!
How to draw
Drawing Vietnamball is very easy:
- Colour the basic circle shape red
- Draw a yellow five-pointed star in the middle
- Draw the slanted eyes and you have finished.
- "Fuck yuo China!"
- "Hue is mine! Not Brazil's!"
- "Vietnam Stronk! I can into winning war! Now can gib investment."
- "I kicked China, the Mongols, China (again!), Siam, China (again!!), Japan, France, Murica, China (again!!!), Khmer Rouge & your ass"
- "Đ*t mẹ mày!" (Translation: Fuck your mom!) -
- "All I do is Nguyen Nguyen no matter what!"
- "Nam! Get the AK"!
- "Cô là ai!?? Cháu không biết!! CÔ ĐI RA ĐI!!!!" (traslation: Who are yuo??? I dunno know you!! BEGONE THOT!!!)
- "Almost Anarchy, here is the link
- "con cặc" (traslation: dick)
- "VIỆT NAM VÔ ĐỊCH!!!!!!!!!"
- "Vô lí nhưng rất thuyết phục"
- "Được của ló :))"
- "Thời gian như chó chạy ngoài đồng"
- ==="Vô văn hóa" (Translation: Uncultured)...===
- "Không làm mà đòi có ăn thì ăn đầu b**i, ăn c*t" (Translation: If you want to eat, but you don't work, then eat d*ckhead, eat sh*t!)
Welcome to the ricefields motherf**kers
- Thăm ngàn! Kẹp ngần! (stole it from Thailand)
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