The mountains and rivers that carved the southern empire, dwelled by the Southern Emperor.

Its sovereignty is of nature's will and is allotted in script from the heaven.

What gives these invaders the right to trespass it,

They shall, in doing that, see themselves be defeated and shamed!

 
Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty.
 
— Ho Chi Minh
Chúc mừng năm mới!
 
— Vietnam celebrates 2021 Lunar New Year!


They are in the Trees!
 
— American soldiers at Vietnam war


Vietnamball, officially thê Socialist Republic of R I C E Vietnamball, is thê êastêrnmost coưntryball on thê Indochina pêninsưla in ASEAN-icon.png Southeast Asia With an estimateđ 97,338,579 inhabitants as of 2020, it is thê worlđ's 16th most popưloưs coưntryball, thê 15fth most popưloưs coưntryball in Southeast Asia anđ thê 9th-most-popưloưs Asian coưntryball. Vietnam is nêighboưrêđ by China-icon.png his papa Chinaball to thê north, Laos-icon.png Laosball to thê north-wêst, Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball to thê soưth-wêst, Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball across thê Soưth China Sêa to thê soưth-êast, anđ Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball to thê êast. His capital city has bêên Hanoi-icon.png Hanoiball, anđ his largêst city is SG-HCMC-icon.png Ho Chi Minh Cityball

Vietnamball Hides in the tree is one of the world's five remaining one-party socialist states officially espousing communism. Although Vietnamball remains officially committed to socialism as his defining creed, his economic policies have grown increasingly capitalist,[216][217] with The Economist characterising his leadership as "ardently capitalist communists". He is sometimes referred to as a "liberal communist". He thinks of himself as a poor country and China-icon.png his enemy, South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball, Japan-icon.png Japanball and Westerners are rich countries. Even so, he is one of the fastest economic growth countries in the Earth-icon.pngworld. He is also notable for being one of the most Atheism-icon.png atheist states in the Earth-icon.png World, although he has his own folk religion, that he hates to admit it as a religion. He is also one of the most Anti-Chinese countryballs on Earth.

Vietnamball believes he has noble blood in his veins, by the mother Âu Cơ, a fairy and the father Lạc Long Quân, a Dragonlord, make him stronger than all countryballs who dare fight him!

And can into complicated words and can into hidings in the tree.

Northern Vietnamese call ball bóng and Southern Vietnamese call ball banh.

Also, Vietnamball once drew the attention of the world for his victory over Franceball at Dien Bien Phu in 1954, which encouraged the revolution of 17 African colonies of France and became a "big meme source" by force US must "leave his own war". And lastly, Vietnamball is very good at using tanks, so he usually win the tank competition .

His national day is September 2nd.


Personality

Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, is a very strong nationalist countryball. Unlike other communist countryballs, he is very open to the world and is very good friends with USA-icon.png USAball. Although Vietnamball is (kinda) authoritarian, He is very proud of himself after an economic boom in the late 20th-century. He is very happy and never does anything against USA-icon.png USAball. When alert, he is aggressive. He also loves BEAUTIFUL nature, forests and sea. Transparency International's 2017 Corruption Perception Index ranks him 107th place out of 180 countries, making him sort-of the least corrupt communist countryball in the world.

Vietnamball used to be friends with China-icon.png Chinaball during the North Vietnamese era. However, after the Vietnamese reunification, they start to have hostile relations again. China launched an offensive invasion due to Vietnamball's occupation of Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball after the Khmer Rouge ended. This is why Vietnamball, to this day, he still hates China-icon.png Chinaball very much.

Citizens of Vietnamball celebrates Lunar New Year. Vietnamball is the home of 54 different ethnic groups and cultures, and the ethnic Vietnamese (Kinhs) are dominant among them.

History

The history of Vietnamball can be traced back to around 5000 years when he was known as 1-icon.png Văn Lang and ruled by the Hùng kings. The Hùng kings were first mentioned in a 4th-century Xianbeiball Northern Wei dynastyball's historiography book Commentary on the Water Classic, while the Lạc Việt or Luoyue people in northern Vietnam (direct ancestors of the modern ethnic Vietnamese) was mentioned in a old inscription on a bronze caster of Shang ball, dated 3200 years ago.

 Hùng kings ruled the Luoyue (Lạc Việt) people for more than 2000 years until a war between 1-icon.png Văn Lang (Luoyue) and 1-icon.png Âu Việt (Ouyue) broke out and two states merged to become 1-icon.png Âu Lạc.

However, the state of Âu Lạc didn't last long and later it became part of the new powerful Yue kingdom 1-icon.png Nam Việt. The Kingdom of Nam Việt extended into central Vietnam to the south, to Changsha of the Han dynasty to the North. The kingdom had trade and contact with Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball.

In 111 BCE, Han-icon.png Evil Hanball conquered Nam Việt and incorporated it into Imperial Chinaball rule for over a millennium until 880 AD. Under Chinese rule, the patriotism and nationalism of Vietnamese people led to many rebellions which resulted in several short-lived independent Vietnamese states. Around 9th century, when the Tangball empire of Chinaball began its shrinking, the Vietnamese people thrived up against the Chinese rulers for their freedom and finally resulted at 905 when the first time Vietnamese chieftains now rule their own state independently since the Tang domination.

A fully independent Ngo dynasty-icon.png Vietnamese monarchy was finally formed in 939 after the battle of Bạch Đằng river. In 968 king Dinh Bo Linh established the kingdom of Dai Vietball. Successive Vietnamese royal dynasties flourished as the nation expanded geographically and politically into Southeast Asia. In 1407, Mingball invaded and turned Vietnam into a province, but Le Loi defeated the Ming and reestablished Dai Vietball. During the reign of king Le Thanh Tong (1460-1497) of the Le-iconv2.png Lê dynasty, He became what is considered by historians such as John K. Whitmore "The Golden Age of Vietnam" (ball). During Vietnamball's golden age, He defeated and annexed the long-term rival Champaball, then turned west and attacked Tai states of Kingdom of Lan Xangball, Lannaball, Kingdom of Avaball and their ally Malacca Sultanateball. After Le Thanh Tong's death, Dai Vietball quickly weakened and teared down because of bad successors. Two devastated civil wars occurred from 1533 to 1592 and 1627 to 1672, Dai Vietball was divided into two rival polities at the 18th parallel north, the Trịnh dynastyball and Nguyen ball. Dai Vietball was never able to regain his unity and strength under a single monarch like before. Finally, after the Tây Sơn Dynastyball revolution and the following deadly civil war in the late 18th century, Dai Vietball collapsed, again and was reunified under a new state: the Vietnamese Empireball (1802-1885), or Dainamball.

Established by Gia Long, early Dainamball had relative good relations with European balls such as UK-icon.png British Empireball, France-icon.png First French Empireball, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball, and had embassies with USA-icon.png USAball in 1812 and 1819. Dainamball simply forced himself isolated from the rest of the world from 1820 to 1858 while persecuting Catholics. France-icon.png Franceball invaded Vietnamball in 1858 in revenge of his isolation polity. In 1883 the French launched their final campaign with 60,000 troops then finally got the Vietnamese capitulation in August 1883 through the Treaty of Hue that eventually made Vietnamball became a protectorate and a colony of Franceball. In 1887 Franceball created the French Indochinaball. In 1918 Vietnamese emperor Khải Định then abolished the old Vietnamese Nom script and Chinese characters, replaced it with the Latinized-script developed in the 16th and 17th centuries that we know today.

Following a Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese occupation in the 1940s, the Vietnamese fought French rule in the First Indochina War, eventually expelling Franceball in 1954. Thereafter, Vietnam was divided politically into two rival states, Vietnam-icon.png North and South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamballs at the 17th north parallel. The conflict between the two sides intensified in what is known as the Vietnam War. The war ended with a North Vietnamese victory in 1975. It was easy for Vietnam to win since he had the lucky PPSH-41 and guerrilla warfare.

During the Vietnam War, Vietnam-icon.png North Vietnamball and Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Khmer Rougeball communists had formed an alliance to fight South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamball and  USA-icon.png South Korea-icon.png Australia-icon.png New Zealand-icon.png Thailand-icon.png his alliances in their respective countries. In May 1975, the newly formed Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Democratic Kampucheaball, dominated by the Khmer Rougeball took over Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball. Despite their open display of cooperation with Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, the Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Khmer Rougeball feared that the Vietnamese communists were scheming to form an Indochinese federation with Vietnam as the dominant force in the region, and in 1978, the Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Democratic Kampucheaball began waging a war against the unified communist Vietnamball. The invasion, however, was soon repelled and resulted in the defeat of Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Khmer Rougeball.

On November 3, 1978, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and Vietnamball signed a 25-year mutual defence treaty. On 1979, China-icon.png Chinaball insulted Vietnamball in the US by saying "The little child is getting naughty, it's time He gets spanked." when he allied with the Khmer Rouge. Chinaball invaded Vietnamball again like how he invaded Tibet and East Turkestan. However, Vietnamball won against Chinaball and he retreated weeks later.

Vietnamball, unified under a Communist government, remained impoverished and politically isolated. In 1986, the government initiated a series of economic and political reforms that began Vietnam's path towards integration into the world economy. In 1995, he restored relations and currently lifted the embargo with a former enemy, USA-icon.png USAball. Since 2000, Vietnam's economic growth rate has been among the highest in the world.

In the 2010s, Vietnamball has been actively protesting against China-icon.png Chinaball's position on the Spratly Islands. He also protested in order to avoid potential Chinese invasion because unlike other Southeast Asian countries, Vietnam has been part of China for more than 1000 years, similar to Tibet and Xinjiang.

Relationships

Friends/Bạn bè

  • ASEAN-icon.png ASEAN - Hiệp hội các quốc gia Đông Nam Á HHCQGĐNÁ. My real family.
  • Russia-icon.png Nga - Son of Soviet, friend op Vietnam. He gib me weapons. Cam ban for the PPSH-41. Amongs them is the whole AK family.
  • France-icon.png Pháp - Beautiful, charming, romance, kindness, loyalty, elegant, sweet, intelligent, and also no less powerful, determined, talent, excellent mother and Leader of Europe! Since you apologise and fixing your mistakes to me then I forgive you but not forget what you have done to me. Nevertheless, you are my best European friend and mother, you help me a lot thanks! I also start helping you back if you need it. 
  • USA-icon.png Mỹ (a.k.a. Hoa Kỳ) - VIETNAMESE COFFEE STRONK We are cool partners! We immediately became friends after the Vietnam War so he and I can get along very well. We both hate the China-icon.png pig and we can both share our military power to beat them. He also has a large South Vietnamese Diaspora in San Francisco. Yummy Pho! Yummy burger....Can into best friend! You don't have to apologise for Vietnam War. We can ignore the past. Because you are very different from before. Don't worry, my people support both Obama, Trump and Biden (if he help us to handle China-icon.pngthis guy).  BUT TELL VINH TO NOT PHUCK US UP!!! BECAUSE WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THAT PHUCKING WAR! He cries when he is reminded of me somehow...he cannot be blamed.
  • Poland-icon.png Ba Lan - Hello main character. Thanks for helping me in the past. You and I also have many similarities in history. I wish you could fly into space. Or real-life editors will never let you fly into space.
  • Greece-icon.png Hy Lạp - I like you and Kostas Lập. And your Greek alphabet is the father of our Latin alphabet.
  • Czech-icon.png Sex Séc - Son of Czechoslovakian People's Republic. Most Vietnam people selling items is Czechia so we are best business friend. Vietnamese is Minority Language in your nation with barely few of my people? NICE!!! I might consider Czech to be a minority in my language too~~! ^_^ Thép Việt-Tiệp muôn năm! We support Taiwan-icon.png this guy.
  • Cyprus-icon.png Sịp Síp - Hello trading partner. Sorry, I didn't intentionally call you sịp (underwear in Vietnamese).
  • Laos-icon.png Lào - Is my good puppet  friend, I give him access to my sea freely whenever he wants. Anyways, why yuo hate Christianity and mama? I can into Catholicism and that is no problem, ok? Just kidding. Don't worry, Buddhism and Christianity are the 2 largest religions in Vietnam.
  • Cuba-icon.png Ba Cu Cuba (Cu-ba) - Also OP COMRADE Another Vietnam BFF but must stop being friends with China-icon.png this dictator and also must have peace with his USA-icon.png father, even though Biden got re-elected.
  • Vatican-icon.png Thành Vatican (Va-ti-can) - Most of my Christian community is Catholic. I op like him. But what if I am a commie?
  • Bhutan-icon.png Bhutan (Bu-tan) - He also shares the same hatred for Chinaball as me. Anyone who hates PR Chinaball is my friend. :).
  • Israel-icon.png Israel (I-xra-en) - Gibes shiny new weapons such as TAR-21 & Galil ACE, But stop bullying Palestine-icon.png PalestineStill a good friend though.
  • Soviet-icon.png Liên Xô  - Op TOVARISCH! I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!! I highly appreciate your dedication to help me through both wartime and peacetime. He became under Mikhail Gorbachev on late 20th century. HE SHOULD'VE BEEN ALIVE FOR LONGER IF THERE WASN'T AN ATTEMPTED MILITARY COUP!!!!
  • Brunei-icon.png Brunei (Bru-nây) - A random rich dude with oil. Share spratly! Or else...
  • Tibet-icon.png Tây Tạng, Uyghur-icon.png Tân Cương, Inner Mongolia-icon.png Nội Mông - I'm sorry that China-icon.png Chinaball anschlussed you guys, thankfully he didn't. DON'T WORRY, I SUPPORT YOU GUYS AGAINST HIM!!! KEBAB STRONK!!! BUDDHA STRONK!!!! Tibet isnt Xizang.
  •  Italy-icon.png Ý - Most of Vietnamese children like your Winx Club series.
  • Singapore-icon.png Hát apore Singapore (Xinh-ga-po) - Good friend and co-worker in ASEAN, can both into hosting USA-icon.png USAball and North Korea-icon.png Triều Tiên summit. He reminds me of Heunggong-icon.png Hong Kongball.
  • Finland-icon.png Phần Lan - Thanks for bring Nokia. Have exchanged students. *SANDSTORM INTENSIFIES*
  • Canada-icon.png Canada (Ca-na-đa) - He is really kind and friendly. He has one of the best Vietnamese restaurants in Vancouver. I love Vancouver 🤤🤤(also the Chinese people there are better than the Chinese in Mainland China hahaha)
  • Japan-icon.png Nhật Bản - Best products in the world!, unlike China-icon.png Chink Chong. I like your manga, anime, JAV, monies and Motorcycles a lot and gibe me more Motorcycles like Yamaha or Kawasaki plox. However, don't forget what your papa did to me in the past!
  • India-icon.png Ấn Độ - CURRY STRONK! We have a common enemy.
  • UK-icon.png Anh Quốc (or Anh) - Father of USA. Thanks for helping us build the 15th tallest building in the world. We have a very common China-icon.png enemy. Don't worry, we will destroy Huawei! (Your name and your child (Anh)'s name in Vietnamese confused me.)
  • VC-icon.png Việt Cộng - Hello, best brother, and was of south! But he no longer exists. :-(
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippines (Phi-líp-pin) - My ASEAN friend, kind, sweet and funny. Now let's work together to against China-icon.png that motherphucker! I ask to stop cursing when playing online.
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestine (Pa-le-xtin) - Free Palestine! We know Israel-icon.png  Israelcube is our friend but he is oppressing yuo! (Just like what we suffered before)
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazil (Bra-xin) - Likes Hue, BUT PAY COPYRIGHT!
  • Turkey-icon.png gà tây Thổ Nhĩ Kỳ - Thanks for kebab, it's pretty tasty. Flexible for school ,also thanks for not getting involved in Vietnam war and even protesting the war;opening vietnamese embassies in Ankara, Turkey and also for being a tourism partner. I know that you are not a bird nor a food, but... hehehe.
  • East Germany-icon.png Đông Đức - OP ĐỒNG CHÍ/KAMERAD. Thanks for fighting for my independence and equipment.
  • Germany-icon.png Đức - Gib Mercedes
  • Romania-icon.png Romania (Ru-ma-ni) - Good friend. You helped me in the Vietnam war and in the present day many of my workers in your clay are happy with your salary. And we are ancient too! Ceaucascu stronk! Woohoo!
  • California-icon.png Cali(fornia) (Ca-li-phoóc-ni-a) - Is a city state of Colombia the USA. Best U.S State. He hates me, but I like him. Also a Vietnamese territory XD
  • Texas-icon.png Texas (Téc-xác) Tét Xác - He hates me too, but I like him tu. Lots of Vietnamese population but he hates commies. He is incredibly conservative, not gonna lie.
  • Algeria-icon.png Algeria (An-giê-ri) - A long lost relative that also gained independence from Franceball, Also helped me In Vietnam war against France-icon.png Franceball By switching sides. Western Sahara is a free country, or at least he is yours.
  • Taiwan-icon.png Đài Loan - HOMOSEX DETECTED! Good friend AND FELLOW NATIONALIST COUNTRY, but I don't recognise you. We established representative offices and he has been the fourth-largest source of foreign direct investment in my clay since 2006. Since you invented bubble tea you are better than your China-icon.png arrogant brother, although I still think my Vietnamese coffee is better. Gib more bubble tea and instant noodles! BUT WE STILL HATE BOTH TƯỞNG GIỚI THẠCH AND MAO TRẠCH ĐÔNG! AND SHARE SPRATLY BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO INVOLVED IN THIS PHUCKING CONPHLICT!!!! ALSO STOP ALL THE HOMO MARRIAGE!
  • Madagascar-icon.png Madagascar (Ma-đa-gát-xca) - An island that also gained independence from Franceball but my people associate you with penguins and that movie with talking animals
  • Australia-icon.png Úc - Many of my students study at his colleges. 
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealand (Niu Di-lân) - Hello the best friend of Aussie. Also have some students there.
  • Portugal-icon.png Bồ Đào Nha - You invented "Chữ Quốc Ngữ" (Modern Vietnamese alphabet), I dont like to use Han characters. And we like Ronaldo!
  • Sweden-icon.png Thuỵ Điển - Nordic version of me! I love Minecraft-icon.png Minecraft and Pewdiepie! Drop some student there too. Also, thanks for helping me in the Vietnam War.
  • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmar (Mi-an-ma) - Can into friendship.
  • Chile-icon.png Chile (Chi-lê) - Our relationship is nothing special. But he is longer than me. I used to think I was the longest in the world.
  • Hong Kong-icon.png Hồng Kông - I used to have refugees inside his clay so I guess I was his enemy?? Our political stances are also very different so I thought he used to hate me. But THEN he became friendly and nice to me. I am so happy! 2017 BEST YEAR OF OUR LIVES!!!! Both can into remove Maoist pigs! You are one of my biggest trading partners. We both refuse to be friends with China-icon.png THIS BULLY!!!! Our languages have very similar tones too. Now, I've called you Hồng Kông instead of Hương Cảng/Xianggang.
  • Western Sahara-icon.png Saharawi (Xa-ha-ra-uy) (a.k.a. Tây Sahara) - I SUPPORT YOU AGAINST Morocco-icon.png LITTLE SATAN!
  • Spratly-icon.png Trường Sa - I will liberate yuo! DOWN TO XI JINPING!!!!!!!! DELETE XISHA AND NANSHA. YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE PARACEL AND RICHARD SPRATLY.
  • Champa-icon.png Chăm Pa - Sorry for anschlussed you in the past. I think I have stopped harassing Cham people, because Kinh people dont care and dont hate Islam. Pls rest in peace. We will develop the Cham script and simplify it.

Neutral/Trung lập

  • North Korea-icon.png Triều Tiên - Fellow ĐỒNG CHÍ and crazy friend... BUT WHY YUO OP RUINING MY PHRIENDSHIP WITH Malaysia-icon.png MALAYSIA!! STOP TRYING TO PHUCK THE WORLD UP!!! JUST GET A PHUCKING GOOD LEADER!! I SUPPORT KIM HAN-SOL! Also sorry for Kim Jong Nam. Even though I might not be at fault
  • Thailand-icon.png Thái Lan - Ewww, shemale. Good place to travel to and good at football. 
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia (Ma-lai-xi-a) - Took away 2 football championship title, why? Share spratly! Good friends though, most of our youth like your Upin Ipin series. Your Chinese people are the best.
  • Somalia-icon.png Somalia (Xô-ma-li) - YOU MADE MY FLAG UGLY BY MAKING IT BLUE AND A WHITE STAR AND PIRATE HAT??? PATHETIC!!!! (But thanks for creating The Piracy jiu jiu jiu) But besides flag stealing I like him and I gib him aid.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesia (In-đô-nê-xi-a) - My good kebab friend but luwak coffee is off made actual poop. Although it's not bad, Vietnamese coffee is of best coffee. And WHY ARE YOU COMPALINING ABOUT YOUR SHIPS COLLIDING WITH MINES!? We're neutral now... also please don't sink our ships on the 4th.
  • South Korea-icon.png Hàn Quốc - Land of Kpop, Samsung, plastic surgency & some stupid Hallyu shit... Ehh, I mean gib investment, plox! Thanks for bring Park Hang-Seo. I'm op appreciate that! BUT I STILL WON'T FORGET WHAT YOUR SOLDIERS DID DURING THE WAR!
  • Mongolia-icon.png Mông Cổ - He of alright. He anschlussed me in the past, and I kicked his ass three times. But now, I am stronker then him and he is Russia's friends. Our relationship will be normal. But I am still stronker than him, heheheh. (mông:buttock + cổ:neck = Mông Cổ:Buttockneck)
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbia (Séc-bi) - Stop trying to remove kebabs, I love them. But I of support yuo in Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball situation so, friends?
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo (Kô-xô-vô) - YOU ARE SERBIAN CLAY!!!!
  • China-icon.png Trung Quốc (very rarely) - Best trading partner and papa. In fact, his good but uncommon side should be respected. He taught me about socialist market economy (but socialist-oriented market economy still best), and religions like Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism. A lot of my traditions are from him because I used to be part of him in the ancient era. Mao used to be our friend. He also helped me in wars, before 1978. He's still my arch-nemesis. (Scroll down to the Enemies section)
  • Morocco-icon.png Maroc (Ma-rốc) - WESTERN SAHARA IS NOT YOURS! NAUGHTY BROTHER!
  • Bolivia-icon.png Bolivia (Bô-li-vi-a) - I still mostly hate yuo! Because yuo're being anti-imperialist again! I thought you were changed :(

Enemies/Kẻ thù

  • Agent Orange - You still haunt my clay and terrorise innocent people, you have killed and mutated millions, and one day, you will be eradicated phrom Vietnam.
  • Cambodia-icon.png Campuchia (Cam-pu-chia) - ĐỊT CON MẸ THẰNG CAMPUDOG!!! HUN SEN IS OP PHRIENDLY TO OUR COUNTRY! BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAYED ME AND ARE RACIST TO MY PEOPLE! I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR PHORMER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT DID BEPHORE I RESCUED YOU IN 1978! IPH YUO THINK YUO CAN INTO CAPITALISM THEN WHY ARE YUO ENEMIES WITH USA-icon.png USAball? I HAVE BETTER HUMAN RIGHTS THAN YUO!!! STOP BEING PHRIEND WITH CHINA!!! STOP CALLING HCMC, PHU QUOC AND MY OTHER SOUTHERN PROVINCES BY ITS OLD NAMES! YUO CANT TAKE BACK MY SOUTH! THEY ARE MINE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
  • China-icon.png Trung Quốc (since 1978) - WORST PHATHER EVER!!! Daivietangle2-icon.png SÚC VẬT TÀU KHỰA MY NO.1 AND ETERNAL ENEMY. I AM NOT YUOR CHILD! Yuo phailed to annex me aphter so many times during the ancient era and still got kick out by me. Yuo did help me during the Vietnam war but then decided to be a dick during my occupation on Cambodia!!! Also, I AM VERY, VERY CONPHUSED THAT WHY DID YOU HELP THE SHITTY KHMER ROGUE EVEN THOUGH THEY KILLED YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND THAT I HAD TO RESCUE YOUR PEOPLE LIVING IN CAMBODIA? DOES THIS MEAN YOUR EVEN HEARTLESS TO YOUR OWN PEOPLE BEING KILLED BY POL POT?!!! YUO NEVER TAUGHT ME ANY LESSONS IN THAT PHUCKING WAR! I HAVE TAUGHT YUO THAT I WILL NEVER BECOME AN AUTONOMOUS REGION OPH YUO! YUO HAVE SAID THE WRONG HISTORICAL TRUTH! REMOVE PHAKE PRODUCTS! COPYCAT TEA!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SIDED WITH ME IN OVERTHROWING POL POT, YOU DIRTY SCUM!, BUT OH NO NO YOUR SO-CALLED "PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY" STARTED A WAR AGAINST ME!!! YUO ARE THE MOST CONPHUSING COUNTRY TO EXIST AND DON'T EVER TRY TO INPHLUENCE ME WITH HUAWEI!!! PHUCK YUO!!! STOP CALLING ME YUENAN!!!! AND GIB MY PHRIEND HONG KONG BACK TO UK!!!! REMOVE MAOISM AND DENGISM! 1979 BEST YEAR OPH MY LIPHE!!!! I TAKE THAT VICTORY!!!!!! KEEP CRYING, MANTOU!!!!!!!!! OUR HOA PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN YUOR HÁN PEOPLE. I WILL CUT YUOR COW'S TONGUE! YUO KILLED MY PHISHERMEN ON MY PART OPH THE SOUTH CHINA SEA! YUO KILLED MY PHARMERS BY BUILDING DAMN DAMS ON THE MÊCÔNG! NOT WESTERNER, YUO ARE THE MOST RACIST! TELL YUOR CITIZENS TO STOP SLANDERING ME AND MY PHRIENDS! ÁODÀI IS NOT YUOR COSTUME!. WHY DO YUOR PEOPLE BUY MY BABIES AND GIRLS PHROM MY DAMN TRAPHPHICKERS‽ YUOR PEOPLE EAT VISCERA OPH MY BABIES, YUO ARE THE MONSTER! YUOR PEOPLE RAPE MY GIRLS, YUO ARE PERVERTS! YUO CALL ME UNGRATEPHUL AND PLAYING WITH PHORMER ENEMIES. I WILL REPAY YUO NOW IPH YUO DID NOT UPSET ME! MY PHORMER ENEMIES HAVE HELPED ME, SO WE ARE PHRIENDS! TELL YUOR PEOPLE NOT TO ENTER MY CLAY ILLEGALLY, AND THEY MUST BE ISOLATED. Oh, and by the way, HOÀNG SA AND TRƯỜNG SA IS OPH MINE AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE! YUO WANNA GO PHOR A GANGSTER PHIGHT?? COME ON!!! I made my phlag and emblem bephore you made yuors. And, the word 'Hán' has sound similar to the word 'háng'(groin in Vietnamese).Daivietangle2-icon.png
  •  He-nan-icon.png Hà Nam TQ - Yuo are phake HàNamball
  •  South Vietnam-icon.png Nam Việt Nam - ĐỊT MẸ QUÂN BA SỌC BÚ LỒN MẼO! YUO IS OPH PHA-KE!!! YUO STAY OPH DEAD!!! HE IS SO EASY TO KILL! 1975 BEST YEAR OPH MY LIPHE!!!!!!!! ... Stop reactionary! Stop anti-communist! We love Cao Ky! Pls behave like him! We are all Vietnamese, right? But iph yuo dont listen, there's nothing yuo can do about it. REPUBLIC OPH VIETNAM IS DEAD! HAHAHA
  • Democratic Kampuchea-icon.png Khmer Đỏ - CRAZY GENOCIDAL PHREAK! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL, POL POT!!!!! YOU WANTED TO WIPE ME OUT BUT YOU PHAILED!
  • USA-icon.png Mỹ (formerly) - PHRICK YUO I AM STRONKER THAN YUO!!! NEVER PHORGET IN THE VIETNAM WAR WE CAN DEPHEAT YUO BY HIDING IN TREES!!!

How to draw

Drawing Vietnamball is very easy:

  1. Colour the basic circle shape red
  2. Draw a yellow five-pointed star in the middle
  3. Draw the eyes and you have finished. You can also draw a nónlá (straw hat).

Some interesting facts

  • Vietnamball is one of the oldest countryballs in the world.
  • Vietnamball is also one of the fastest economic growth countryballs in the world.
  • Some current studies show that the ancestors of Vietnamball MAY have a script similar to its brothers. But they were destroyed by ancient Chinaball.
  • Imperial Citadel of ThangLong was in the past a giant palace of Vietnamball. It is bigger than the Imperial City of Hue. But it was very badly destroyed.
  • QuangBinhball province has a beautiful PhongNha cave is a World Natural Heritage, It also has SonDoong cave which is the largest natural cave in the world.

Quotes

  • "Phuck yuo China!"
  • "Hue is mine! Not Brazil's!"
  • "Vietnam Stronk! I can into winning war! Now can gib investment."
  • "I kicked China, the Mongols, China (again!), Siam, China (again!!), Japan, France, Murica, China (again!!!), Khmer Rouge & your ass"
  • "Đ*t mẹ mày!" (Translation: Ph*ck your mom!) - Vietnamese warcry
  • "All I do is Nguyễn Nguyễn no matter what!"
  • "Nam! Get the AK"!
  • "Cô là ai!?? Cháu không biết!! CÔ ĐI RA ĐI!!!!" (traslation: Who are yuo??? I dunno know you!! BEGONE THOT!!!)
  • "Almost Anarchy, here is the link
  • "con cặc" (traslation: dick)
  • "VIỆT NAM VÔ ĐỊCH!!!!!!!!!" (traslation: VIETNAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!)
  • "Vô lí nhưng rất thuyết phục" (traslation: Nonsensical but very persuading)
  • "Được của ló :))" (traslation: Its ocay)
  • "Toang!" (traslation: Oh no!)
  • "Thời gian như chó chạy ngoài đồng" (traslation: Time's like dog running in the field)
  • ==="Vô văn hóa" (Translation: Uncultured)...=== ≈ ignorance
  • "Không làm mà đòi có ăn thì ăn đầu b**i, ăn c*t" (Translation: If you want to eat, but you don't work, then eat d*ckhead, eat sh*t!)
  • WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MADAFAKA
  • Thăm ngàn! Kẹp ngần! (stole it from Thai: thangan, kebngein)
  • Tôi là bậc thầy đánh rắm huyền thoại (I'm the legendary fart master)
  • Kháng Chiến thắng lợi muôn năm! (traslation: Resistance war victory viva!)
  • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 (Ytiet)
  • I don't scare of Jonathan Galindo! I like pranking him!
  • Tôi là đệ nhất quốc sư Hoa Kì Trần Dần (I'm the stronkest national professor of the USA - Tran Dan) (from a reactionary guy)[9]
  • Nam Ngư muôn năm (Namngu viva!) (a Vietnamese fish sauce firm)

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Maximum Red 218, 37, 29 C0-M83-Y87-K15 #DA251D
Yellow 255, 255, 0 C0-M0-Y100-K0 #FFFF00


Gallery

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Work-icon.png Related templates Language-icon.png
  1. English-icon.png: ban-mee| Vietnam-icon.png: baing-mee
  2. English-icon.png: foh| Vietnam-icon.png: fer
  3. English-icon.png: cha-jih-oh| Vietnam-icon.png: chah-yaw
  4. English-icon.png: ban-sih-oh| Vietnam-icon.png: baing-sehw
  5. English-icon.png: ban-kuon| Vietnam-icon.png: baing-kuern
  6. English-icon.png: chei| Vietnam-icon.png: cheh
  7. English-icon.png: ban-chung| Vietnam-icon.png: baing-chưng
  8. English-icon.png: ban-jih-ay| Vietnam-icon.png: baing-yây
  9. Not to be confused with a poet-novelist also named Tran Dan
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