Virginiaball, or Commonwealth of Virginiaball or VAball (abbreviation) is a stateball in the Mid and South Atlantic region of the USAball.
Virginiaball is full of virginity, love, lovers, historicalness, tourism, traffic, Not Very Good Flags, and development.
Virginiaball is nicknamed the "Old Dominion" due to its status as a former dominion of the English Crown, and "Mother of Presidents" due to the most U.S. presidents (including George Washington) having been born there. The first English settlement, Jamestown (what later started the 13 colonies) is in Virginia. The CIAball lives in northern Virginiaball and looks over West Virginiaball. Half of Virginia loves the south (not NOVA), and was once of Confederateball, In a rivalry with West Virginiaball for breaking away from Virginiaball during the Civil War.
The southern area is truly lovely (and has lots of battle sites), alas the northern area (Fairfax County, NOVA) which serves as a buffer zone from VA to D.C.
Virginiaball ratified the Constitution on June 25, 1788 and was the tenth state to do so.
Virginiaball is currently mourning the lives lost in the August 12, 2017 protest that suddenly became violent in Charlottesvilleball (Virginia), when white supremacists attacked counter-protesters, and one rammed many people with a car, killing one protester, and also shaming white supremacists, for bringing violence to its protest.
Virginiaball is one of the states with the highest number of 8balls, these 8balls are descendants of slaves that UKball brought over from countryballs like Angolaball, Congoball, Guineaball, Democratic Republic of Congoball, Togoball, Nigeriaball, Senegalball, Gambiaball, Beninball, Cameroonball, Ivory Coastball, Ghanaball, Maliball, etc.
- Hampton Roadsball - I love going on a vacation in this area!
Don't tell anyone that he is my favorite child
- Danvilleball - Oh... Oh shit. He is a confederate AND he hates me and my dad. GREAT.
- Alexandriaball - He makes the best food ever. But he likes DCball too much..
- Fairfax Countyball - Please come back to me... I am your real dad... DCball ISN'T your dad.
- North Carolinaball - You're the Best!!
- Marylandball - I borrow his stuff, but never return them. He doesn't notice... does he?
He does but I don’t of care
- USAball - Awesome Father! I'm one of his original 13 children.
- UKball - Grandfather
- Indiaball - Uncle, stop text trashing girls with my name! The thing you want spells v, a, g, i, n, a, and not me! I am Virginia!
- South Koreaball - Fuck you V-Tech shooter!
- West Virginiaball -
REUNIFICATIONOh wait, can't. Younger brother who was born during the American Civil War. Stop calling me Confederate! That s*** is long gone! I completely condemned what happened in Charlottesville!
- Chadball - No, I am not the virgin.
- White supremacists... Fuck you! Making me look bad!
- Coronavirus - OH NO. OH NOO. OOOOHHHH NNNNOOOO. KEEP AWAY FROM MY POPULACE, STAY AWAY FROM ALL MY CLAY, DO NOT COME ANYWHERE AND TOO NEAR MY CLAY. YOU GOT MARYLAND, but you will never catch me homeslice. OH NO THE CORONAVIRUS INFECTED ME.