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Germany, now in one piece!
— Yakko Warner
Es gibt drei Hügel, von denen das Abendland seinen Ausgang genommen hat: Golgatha, die Akropolis in Athen, das Capitol in Rom. Aus allen ist das Abendland geistig gewirkt, und man darf alle drei, man muss sie als Einheit sehen.
— Theodor Heuss, First President of West Germany

West Germanyball, otherwise known as the "Bonn Republic", or officially the Federal Republic of Germany was the only true, real Germany a countryball in Central Europe. Much like East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball his predecessor was ReichRawr-icon.png Allied-occupied Germanyball.

He would later in 1990 Anschluss unify with East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball to create the Germany-icon.png Germanyball we know today.



  • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Bruderbesessen mit Anschluss.
  • EU-icon.png EUball - Reichtangle 4.0 Mein Proud Son. Inherited Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of both worlds possessing both of our genius to take over die Welt. Also wants Ukraine as birthday present. I am still teaching him mein superior military tactics- so far he has scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. I am proud- is strönk
  • USA-icon.png USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he was our therapist who did help Franceball und mich to become best friends, and he protected me from evil madmen. I LOVE YOUR SHOW MADE BY THAT HERSHEY!
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under USAball. Nowadays, her anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and she herself ist like the Asian version of mich: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but at nicht she drinks lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage p0rn called Hentai. And by extreme, Ich mean it. shudders
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Freundliche Rivalen und der Brüder von mein Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der Europäischen Familie. Wir also love to drink Bier und making fun of Poland. He also made Mein Favorite SONG OF ALL TIME!
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he is still ein ally. In ancient times we were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically the retarded version of Polandball lighthearted anime Polandball.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Ich hate Meinself ... Please forgib me...
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Kind Unserer Zeit by Francoise Hardy. Mein Favorite NON ANGLO Song!
  • RS Romania-icon.png SR Romaniaball- He might be Communist but he is mein best Commie Freund. He hates Fake Deutschland and That Soviet-icon.png SCHEISEN because he doesn't want to wörk as a scheisen commie slave. Of thankings to gave me your Saxons in my clay,your reward for this is mein precious money.
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Asian Me! AKA The Better Korea!
  • South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamball - Another Asian friend of mine! Could have into money and democracy but unfortunately he lost and is dead, RIP best Vietnam!


  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Soon Tsingtau vill be of mein again! He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of scheiße from smog and industry, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him. Also he is of dumb Kommunist.
  • Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - Like RS Romania-icon.png SR Romaniaball, i don't have any slight relations towards him but he is probably the richest country in Europe, BUT WHY MASSACRING Italy-icon.png ITALIANS????
  • East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball - Yuo Are of Fake Deutschland! Soon will anschluss! STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR STOOPID DOLL! EVERYTIME YOUR DOLL COMES ON, WILL BANG YOUR HEAD AND RUN AWAY TO USAball! Yuo were the one that destroyed my dolls while your Stoopid doll is still in use! But now you reedemed yourself and you accepted to be unified in my clay. Finally we are united as a single and a superpowerful Germany.
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - RESPECT BREZHNEV AND GORBAHEV ONLY FFS others!



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