|“||Germany, now in one piece!||”|
— Yakko Warner
|“||Es gibt drei Hügel, von denen das Abendland seinen Ausgang genommen hat: Golgatha, die Akropolis in Athen, das Capitol in Rom. Aus allen ist das Abendland geistig gewirkt, und man darf alle drei, man muss sie als Einheit sehen.||”|
— Theodor Heuss, First President of West Germany
West Germanyball, otherwise known as the "Bonn Republic", or officially the Federal Republic of Germany was
the only true, real Germany a countryball in Central Europe. Much like East Germanyball his predecessor was Allied-occupied Germanyball.
- Austriaball - Bruderbesessen mit Anschluss.
- EUball -
Reichtangle 4.0Mein Proud Son. Inherited Franceball's beautiful sophisticated culture und mein Efficient Super Science, the best of both worlds possessing both of our genius to take over die Welt. Also wants Ukraine as birthday present. I am still teaching him mein superior military tactics- so far he has scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. I am proud- is strönk
- USAball - While he does make inferior cars, he was our therapist who did help Franceball und mich to become best friends, and he protected me from evil madmen. I LOVE YOUR SHOW MADE BY THAT HERSHEY!
- Japanball - Loyal follower und Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II, and received the same psychotherapy under USAball. Nowadays, her anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and she herself ist like the Asian version of mich: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but at nicht she drinks lots of Bier und makes extreme bondage p0rn called Hentai. And by extreme, Ich mean it. shudders
- Turkeyball - Invited him for cheap wörk, now he is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tears = Best Oktoberfest Ever!
- UKball - Freundliche Rivalen und der Brüder von mein Ehefrau. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence he stayed out of our eurozone, though wir will always willkommen him in der Europäischen Familie. Wir also love to drink Bier und making fun of Poland. He also made Mein Favorite SONG OF ALL TIME!
- Italyball - He might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet he is still ein ally. In ancient times we were enemies. Japanball made a tribute to German-Italian relationships, called Hetalia, which is basically
the retarded version of Polandballlighthearted anime Polandball.
- Israelcube - Ich hate Meinself ... Please forgib me...
- Franceball - Kind Unserer Zeit by Francoise Hardy. Mein Favorite NON ANGLO Song!
- SR Romaniaball- He might be Communist but he is mein best Commie Freund. He hates Fake Deutschland and That SCHEISEN because he doesn't want to wörk as a scheisen commie slave. Of thankings to gave me your Saxons in my clay,your reward for this is mein precious money.
- South Koreaball - Asian Me! AKA The Better Korea!
- South Vietnamball - Another Asian friend of mine! Could have into money and democracy but unfortunately he lost and is dead, RIP best Vietnam!
- Chinaball -
Soon Tsingtau vill be of mein again!He is also wörk hard as mich, but his clay is full of scheiße from smog and industry, unlike my green technology. Soon I vill sell mein debtors to him. Also he is of dumb Kommunist.
- Yugoslaviaball - Like SR Romaniaball, i don't have any slight relations towards him but he is probably the richest country in Europe, BUT WHY MASSACRING ITALIANS????
- East Germanyball - Yuo Are of Fake Deutschland! Soon will anschluss! STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR STOOPID DOLL! EVERYTIME YOUR DOLL COMES ON, WILL BANG YOUR HEAD AND RUN AWAY TO USAball! Yuo were the one that destroyed my dolls while your Stoopid doll is still in use! But now you reedemed yourself and you accepted to be unified in my clay. Finally we are united as a single and a superpowerful Germany.
- Soviet Unionball - RESPECT BREZHNEV AND GORBAHEV ONLY FFS others!
- Soviet Unionball - Ich will never into Communist! BUT RESPECT BREZHNEV AND GORBAHEV!
- Warsaw Pactball - YOU ARE SO STOOPID. NATO WILL DESTROY YOU!
- People's Republic of Polandball BFF of Fake Deutschland
- Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball Another stoopid BFF of Fake Deutschland
- Hungarian People's Republicball Ally of Fake Deutschland
- PR Bulgariaball Ally of Fake Deutschland
- Communismball - ROT IN HELL!!!
- North Vietnamball - FAKE VIETNAM!
- Cubaball - Another stoopid BFF of Fake Deutschland! Rot in Hell Castro!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - Rot in Hell Gaddafi! I hate you! I did not burn that nightclub. It was that stupid fake dolly!
- North Koreaball - WTF! I SAW SQUIRREL AND HEDGEHOG WATCHING THAT STUPID DOLL! THATS IT! I’M REPORTING IT TO KING FRIDAY.
- Nazi Germanyball WORST VATER IN ZE WORLD. I finnaly anchulussed you!
- Hamburg ist jew!
- Germoney's secret
- Murica invented everything
- Germany Singen der Beatles
- German Railway
- Lessons from an empire gone by
|States||Baden-Württembergball • Bavariaball • Berlinball • Brandenburgball • Bremenball • Hamburgball • Hesseball • Lower Saxonyball • Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball • North Rhine-Westphaliaball • Rhineland-Palatinateball • Saarlandball • Saxonyball • Saxony-Anhaltball • Schleswig-Holsteinball • Thuringiaball|
|Former entities|| Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans) • Germaniaball • Saxonsball • Franksball • East Franciaball • Holy Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Prussiaball • North German Confederationball • German Empireball • Weimar Republicball • Nazi Germanyball • ReichRawr • Saar Protectorateball • |
|Über alles in der welt! PAY DEBTS NAO!!!|
|Founders||USAball • Canadaball • Icelandball • UKball • Franceball • Portugalball • Italyball • Belgiumball • Netherlandsball • Luxembourgball • Denmarkball • Norwayball|
|Joined during the Cold War||Greeceball • Turkeyball • West Germanyball ( Germanyball since October 1990) • Spainball|
|Joined after the Cold War||Polandball • Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Sloveniaball • Slovakiaball • Romaniaball • Bulgariaball • Lithuaniaball • Latviaball • Estoniaball • Croatiaball • Albaniaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball|
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Kazakhbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball • Cyprusball|