Yugoslaviaball

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Yugoslaviaball : Југославијалопта / Jugoslavijalopta: Jugoslavijažoga: Југославијатопка
←   → 29 November 1945 - 27 April 1992
Hej Sloveni, jošte živi Reč naših djedova! Dok za narod srce bije Njihovih sinova Živi, živi duh slovenski Živjet će vekov'ma Zalud preti ponor pakla Zalud vatra groma! Zalud preti ponor pakla Zalud vatra groma!!
General information
Government	Federal Marxist-Leninist one-party authoritarian dictatorship (1945-1948) Federal Titoist one-party benevolent dictatorship (1948-1980) Federal Titoist one-party socialist republic(1980-1990) Federal parliamentary constitutional republic (1990-1992)
Personality	Very friendly, Neutral/Peaceful Countryball, suffered from dissociative identity disorder (which intensified after Tito's death)
Language	Serbo-Croatian ( Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian, Montenegrin) Slovene Macedonian
Type	Slavic
Capital	Belgradeball
Affiliation	Neutral
Religion	Titoism (Official Cult of personality) Orthodoxy Catholicism Atheism Sunni Islam
Relations and opinions
Friends	Every country. I probably have the most friends in Earthball. Australiaball Austriaball Belgiumball Wants to join me but Soviet won’t let him Canadaball Chileball Chinaball Colombiaball Gives free cigars Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball Denmarkball East Germanyball Egyptball Finlandball Franceball Greeceball PR Hungaryball Icelandball Indiaball Indonesiaball Iraqball Italyball Jamaicaball Japanball Liechtensteinball Luxembourgball Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball Maltaball Mexicoball Monacoball Mongoliaball Netherlandsball North Koreaball Norwayball Omanball PLOball Paraguayball Peruball We both shared similar anthem! Portugalball Qatarball SR Romaniaball San Marinoball Saudi Arabiaball Spainball Swedenball Switzerlandball Turkeyball UKball Uruguayball Vaticanball Venezuelaball Vietnamball Laosball Yemenball Zambiaball and everybody who likes him.
Enemies	North Atlantic Terrorist Organization Seperstist Scum!!!! Bunker Lover Independent State of Croatiaball Anthem stealer Control Freak (During Tito-Stalin split)
Likes	Everybody who likes him, His army, Josip Broz Tito
Dislikes	Fascism, Nationalism, being Soviet puppet/satellite (but never was), Bill Clinton, Stalin, Radovan Karadžić, Turks, HE CORRUPT ME!!!
Historical information
Preceded by	Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball
Succeeded by	Republic of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball Macedoniaball Croatiaball Sloveniaball Serbia and Montenegroball
Is of importants
Can into space?	No, but his future self, Serbiaball, might could in 2020.
Börk	Yugo Yugo, Tito Tito, Brotherhood Brotherhood
Food	Piroške, Burek, Ćevapi
Status
According to the therapist Austriaball ... he is now just Serbiaball.
Notes
I will be back!!! Uz maršala Tita!!, junačkoga sina nas neće ni pakao smest'!!!!.Mi dižemo čelo, mi kročimo smjeloi čvrsto stiskamo pest!!!!Long Live TITO!!!

Yugoslaviaball is a historical titoist Slavic countryball that was composed of what is today Bosniaball, Croatiaball, Montenegroball,  North Macedoniaball, Serbiaball (formally the dominant personality of Yugoslaviaball), and Sloveniaball. Relatively big, it occupied most of the Balkan clay with his neighbors Bulgariaball, Albaniaball, and Greeceball. Even if Yugoslaviaball was being communist, Yugoslaviaball hasn't interacted with USSRball since 1948 when Tito-Stalin split happened, however afterwards, he decided to stay with USSRball but not to join the Warsaw Pactball. Yugoslaviaball was never in NATOball or Warsaw Pactball. However, it mostly preferred to stay alone. He was always neutral, rich, powerful, relevant, and popular. Yugoslaviaball was always having a good time until Tito's death.

History

Creation

During WWII, he was created from Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball as the Anti-Fascist Council for the National Liberation of Yugoslavia in 1942 when he morphed into the communist state in 1945 by the Partisans. The king would be exiled after a nerve cell called Tito took power.

Yugoslavia during the Cold War

In 1948, Yugoslavia would split from the Eastern Bloc in what was known was the Tito-Stalin split. This started when Tito allowed Yugoslav farmers to keep their land and created agricultural cooperatives rather than collectivizing them like the Soviets did. Yugoslavia's economy would later become a mix of a planned economy and a Market Socialist economy. During the Cold War, Yugoslavia was a neutral/Non Alligned country that would eventually improve relationships between the west and the Soviet Unionball.

The Yugoslav War

Josip Broz Tito's death in 1980 saw some massive issues within him. In 1991, ethic and nationalist conflicts began to explode in his head, which started the Yugoslav war. In 1992 another conflict happened in his head and Yugoslavia also ditched his communist goverment in 1992. Eventually, in 1995, The Yugoslav wars ended and Yugoslaviaball was thought to have been dead in 1995. But he changed his name to  Serbia and Montenegroball. And after that he became... just Serbiaball .

Aftermath

In 2006, the grounds that once belonged to Yugoslaviaball are now shared by Bosniaball, Croatiaball, Montenegroball, North Macedoniaball, Serbiaball (considered his sucessor) and Sloveniaball. Kosovoball proclaimed independence from Serbiaball in 2008, but it still cannot get membership in the United Nations because these guys and the rest of the world don’t recognize it at all. All of them are somewhat debt-ridden, as they all agreed to equally inherit Yugoslaviaball's debts after its death. Sloveniaball and Croatiaball can into Merkelreichtangle EU, while Serbiaball and Montenegroball should join in 2025.

Relationships

Friends

• Austriaball - Good Friend! He is my therapist!
• Greeceball - Good friend!
• SR Romaniaball  - Also a good friend! Despite being in Warsaw Pact he isn't a slave to Soviets.
• Switzerlandball - Nice guy, also neutral like me.
• USAball - You are a very good friend, although I'm a communist. I can't join NATO because I’m of neutral.
• UNball - I am a founding member, and of lovings!
• UKball - A good friend BUT WHY YOU BOMB MY SON IN 1999?!
• Serbiaball - He is my successor. So....he is me.
• PLOball - I always support your cause!!!! You deserve to be independent from Israel!!!!!!
• Canadaball - Very nice Canadian. I actually like Maple Syrup!
• PR Bulgariaball  - He is a South Slav but he didn't want to join me due to his tensions with Serbiaball at the time but now he wants to join me and be free from the tyranny of Soviet Unionball.  But we are friends.
• SR Croatiaball, SR Serbiaball, SR Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, SR Sloveniaball, SR Macedoniaball, and SR Montenegroball.-  My very good sons!!!! Welp, I'm sorry you all turned.... Into real countryballs.
• Estonian SSRball - Is of part of Soviet Unionball but she secretly hates him, and needs some Tito in her life, so I like her. Good thing your SSR status ended in 1991!
  • - Thanks bud! Mina wish yuo nuked dat Soviet Biotch tho.

Neutral

• Czechoslovak Socialist Republicball - I like him, but he needs TITO in his life, to get free from Warsaw Pactball. Well he dissolved peacefully unlike me... 
• EUball - Supported this against Warsaw Pact. Still don't want to be a part of you.
• USSRball - He tried to make me his puppet and he failed. Although, he did get better after Stalin died but I still want to stay neutral.

Enemies

• Kosovoball - WHY?!!!!! But you still have no recognition because of my Son and his best friends!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! And Fuck you asshole and motherfucker!!!!!!!
• PSR Albaniaball - Hah, yuo are not my friend you shqip YOU EVEN FELL HAHAHAHAHA
• Warsaw Pactball - Happy that never into joined. Hahahaah you fell on 1989!
• NATOball -  I CURSE YOU FOR BOMBING  MY SON IN 1999! YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS!
• Sloveniaball - WHY?!!!
• Croatiaball - WHY?!!!!
• Albaniaball - I am glad Hoxha fell. YOU RUINED KOSOVO AND YOU RUINED OUR UNITY!
• Independent State of Croatiaball - Begone Fascist scum. Smrt fašizmu Sloboda narodu!
• Nazi Germanyball - Death to Fascism, freedom to the people!

How to draw

Drawing Yugoslaviaball is easy:

1. Draw a black circle and divide it into three stripes with blue on top, white in the middle, and red at the bottom.
2. Draw in the mid a red star with a yellow border around it.
3. Draw eyes and you have finished.

Quotes

• "Smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu!" - Death to fascism, freedom to the people!
• "Živ(j)ela Jugoslavija"
• "Bratstvo i jedinstvo!" - Unity and brotherhood!
• "Mi smo more krvi prolili za bratstvo i jedinstvo naših naroda. E nećemo nikome dozvoliti da nam dira ili da nam ruje iznutra, da se ruši to bratstvo i jedinstvo."
• "Ide Tito preko Romanije."
• "Po šumama i gorama."

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